1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:01,841 [static] 2 00:00:01,924 --> 00:00:03,384 We're gonna need you to start dating Stan. 3 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:04,301 Excuse me? 4 00:00:04,385 --> 00:00:06,762 [Gloria] Stan, the bank manager who's in love with you. 5 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:08,764 [Barb] Can I help you? 6 00:00:08,848 --> 00:00:09,682 Is your son home? 7 00:00:09,765 --> 00:00:11,767 -Why? -Just wanted to check in on him. 8 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:13,394 Make sure he wasn't harboring any ill will 9 00:00:13,477 --> 00:00:15,896 about me sticking my ding-a-ling in his ex's thing-a-ling. 10 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:17,982 Wiggles? He's over her. 11 00:00:18,065 --> 00:00:20,151 Tossed her out like a pee bottle on the interstate. 12 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:22,528 Don't tell Mom, but Wiggles and I are engaged. 13 00:00:22,611 --> 00:00:24,029 What were you in for? 14 00:00:24,113 --> 00:00:25,948 Uh... sellin' weed. 15 00:00:26,031 --> 00:00:27,700 Weed's practically legal. 16 00:00:27,783 --> 00:00:31,704 It wasn't legal in 1994 when they had mandatory minimum drug sentences. 17 00:00:31,787 --> 00:00:35,124 And since the drugs were confiscated within 1,000 feet of a school, 18 00:00:35,207 --> 00:00:37,334 that doubles it to 30 years. 19 00:00:37,418 --> 00:00:39,545 You must've been bored out of your skull. 20 00:00:39,628 --> 00:00:41,839 Well, I read a lot. 21 00:00:41,922 --> 00:00:44,300 I just tried to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave me. 22 00:00:44,383 --> 00:00:46,635 [Barb] I don't like lemonade. It's too sweet. 23 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:50,306 Lemons, on the other hand, I could suck on a lemon all day. 24 00:00:50,389 --> 00:00:53,142 I like the way it makes my toes curl. 25 00:01:06,489 --> 00:01:09,658 -Holy shit. -[chuckles] 26 00:01:09,742 --> 00:01:11,118 This car is wicked, Spike. 27 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:14,497 Thanks, Jack. She's a real panty-dropper. 28 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:16,624 I took Derek's girlfriend for a spin last night 29 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:20,920 and, uh, we went from zero to blowjob in 6.2 minutes. 30 00:01:21,003 --> 00:01:22,129 [chuckles] 31 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:24,381 Derek? Your brother Derek? 32 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:28,511 Man... 33 00:01:29,512 --> 00:01:30,346 [Jerry] Can I help you? 34 00:01:30,429 --> 00:01:32,139 Oh, no, I'm just checkin' out the car. 35 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:33,390 -Does it belong to you? -Sure does. 36 00:01:33,474 --> 00:01:35,601 I've always wanted one of these. 37 00:01:35,684 --> 00:01:36,936 The auction's getting ready to start. 38 00:01:37,019 --> 00:01:37,853 Okay. 39 00:01:37,937 --> 00:01:40,397 And I always wanted one of those. 40 00:01:40,481 --> 00:01:42,066 Does she belong to you? 41 00:01:42,149 --> 00:01:44,068 "Belong"? Her? 42 00:01:44,151 --> 00:01:47,822 I mean, we dated for a little while in prison. 43 00:01:47,905 --> 00:01:49,990 I sold weed, she did a little white-collar stuff. 44 00:01:50,074 --> 00:01:50,991 Nothin' too scary. You're good. 45 00:01:51,075 --> 00:01:53,285 It's been a little confusing since we've been out. 46 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:56,622 The tough thing is, we live with other people, 47 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:58,290 so we don't get a lot of alone time. 48 00:01:58,374 --> 00:02:01,085 I mean, we recently slept together, but I still don't know what that meant. 49 00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:02,878 Before I went in the joint, when I was much younger, 50 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:05,172 you slept with a woman, you were practically engaged. 51 00:02:05,256 --> 00:02:08,843 But these days, things seem a little looser, maybe? 52 00:02:08,926 --> 00:02:09,844 Are you married? 53 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:10,886 Look, man, I gotta dip, so... 54 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:16,058 Oh, yeah, no. Dip on. Dip away. [chuckles] 55 00:02:16,141 --> 00:02:18,727 You know, I didn't know who to talk to about this stuff 56 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:22,106 and since we both like IROCs, well, I thought maybe, you know... 57 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:24,066 Yeah, you drive safe. 58 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:25,568 [tires screech] 59 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:29,405 And... sold! 60 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:34,034 Barb, one of the Congresswoman's sculptures just sold for 46 grand. 61 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:36,078 You're kiddin' me. Let me see, let me see. 62 00:02:38,163 --> 00:02:42,126 That's a lot of money for a monkey humpin' a giant metal ostrich. 63 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:43,502 It's bronze, 64 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:46,589 and it's the angel Raphael carrying a child into heaven. 65 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:48,424 Mm... 66 00:02:48,507 --> 00:02:49,967 Potato, pot-ah-to. 67 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:53,429 I figured we could all settle in and watch the auction together tonight. 68 00:02:54,889 --> 00:02:58,559 Got this new kind of Asian spaghetti soup. Raymond noodles. 69 00:02:58,642 --> 00:02:59,476 [Barb] Hmm. 70 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,769 Is it Raymond or ramen? 71 00:03:00,853 --> 00:03:02,146 Cool people say Raymond. 72 00:03:02,229 --> 00:03:03,147 Raymond. 73 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:04,273 I thought it was ramen. 74 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:05,357 It is. 75 00:03:05,441 --> 00:03:07,067 Sometimes I can't resist messing with the guy 76 00:03:07,151 --> 00:03:09,361 who's been locked up for the last quarter-century. 77 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:12,072 I think you'll like it, Barb. I tried some in the car. It's good. 78 00:03:12,156 --> 00:03:13,365 Everybody loves Raymond. 79 00:03:13,449 --> 00:03:14,658 Oh, I can see why. 80 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:20,122 So, if a horny monkey statue brought 46 grand, 81 00:03:20,205 --> 00:03:23,083 how much you think the rest of the Congresswoman's crap will go for? 82 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,628 The way it's going, it could be over a million. 83 00:03:25,711 --> 00:03:28,547 Ooh, I like the sound of that. 84 00:03:28,631 --> 00:03:32,009 So, money lands here in the bogus account. 85 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:33,510 And then... 86 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:40,559 Are you almost done figurin' out how we're gonna get the money? 87 00:03:40,643 --> 00:03:42,686 Because you're killin' me with the Scotch tape. 88 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:43,687 It's gettin' there. 89 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:45,022 [phone rings] 90 00:03:46,315 --> 00:03:47,733 Ugh. 91 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,945 I thought we said 6:00. 92 00:03:51,028 --> 00:03:52,029 We did. 93 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:54,949 I just didn't want you to be confused when you saw my car next door. 94 00:03:55,032 --> 00:03:56,909 I need to safely feed Mom first, 95 00:03:56,992 --> 00:03:59,745 and it takes a little while to liquefy a Double Whopper with cheese. 96 00:03:59,828 --> 00:04:00,663 See you soon. 97 00:04:00,746 --> 00:04:03,332 [sighs] 98 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:04,708 Can't wait. 99 00:04:04,792 --> 00:04:06,168 [phone beeps] 100 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:07,711 No Raymond for me. 101 00:04:07,795 --> 00:04:09,421 -Oh. -[Barb] As instructed, 102 00:04:09,505 --> 00:04:12,132 I have a backyard social distance dinner date 103 00:04:12,216 --> 00:04:14,718 with Stan, the human crescent roll. 104 00:04:14,802 --> 00:04:15,970 Maybe if you start thinking about him 105 00:04:16,053 --> 00:04:18,931 as Stan, the bank manager who's gonna help us all get rich, 106 00:04:19,014 --> 00:04:20,474 it'll make things easier to swallow. 107 00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:22,184 Swallow? 108 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:23,268 You didn't say... 109 00:04:23,352 --> 00:04:25,229 It's a figure of speech, Barb. Just a figure of speech. 110 00:04:26,271 --> 00:04:27,815 So, uh... 111 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:29,775 I guess it's just me and Gloria tonight. 112 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:31,110 Easy, tiger. 113 00:04:31,193 --> 00:04:34,697 Don't go poppin' a Cialis and fillin' a bathtub in a meadow just yet. 114 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:37,157 Let me see if Rooster's hungry. 115 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,535 He went upstairs a while ago to play with his Legos. 116 00:04:39,618 --> 00:04:42,788 Uh, I wasn't suggestin' we were gonna... 117 00:04:42,871 --> 00:04:43,956 I don't know why she always does that. 118 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:46,208 [clears throat] 119 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,460 Make sure he knows we can save him some Raymond 120 00:04:48,544 --> 00:04:50,129 if he's busy with his toys. 121 00:04:50,212 --> 00:04:51,964 -[Wiggles screams] -[crash] 122 00:04:52,047 --> 00:04:54,258 [intense music plays] 123 00:04:54,341 --> 00:04:55,718 Come here, you little... 124 00:04:57,177 --> 00:04:58,387 -[Barb grunts] -[Jack] Barb? 125 00:05:00,222 --> 00:05:01,765 Hello? What is going on? 126 00:05:01,849 --> 00:05:03,892 I told her to stay away from my son! 127 00:05:03,976 --> 00:05:05,936 And I just caught the two of them screwing! 128 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,980 And this moron was on backwards! 129 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:09,857 It's called "reverse cowgirl." 130 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,027 And if you went to junior high in the last century, you'd know that. 131 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:13,944 [Barb grunts] 132 00:05:14,028 --> 00:05:15,863 Oh! [grunts] 133 00:05:15,946 --> 00:05:17,281 -[Wiggles screams] -[Barb grunts] 134 00:05:18,824 --> 00:05:21,618 Ma, please don't stab her! Stab me! 135 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,079 [grunts] 136 00:05:24,163 --> 00:05:25,789 Jack, go get the car keys. 137 00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:26,957 [grunts] Not gonna happen, Barb. 138 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:27,875 [grunts] 139 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:29,334 [screams] 140 00:05:29,418 --> 00:05:30,294 [grunts] 141 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:31,420 What are you wearing? 142 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:34,006 When you're naked and getting yelled at, you grab what you grab. 143 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,843 Guess who else got out of jail early because of Covid. 144 00:05:39,303 --> 00:05:41,930 How cool is this pandemic? 145 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:42,848 Aw, shit. 146 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:44,099 Rooster. 147 00:05:45,142 --> 00:05:48,145 I ain't seen you since you set me up. We should chat. 148 00:05:49,605 --> 00:05:52,024 Hey, Ma, is the gun still in the freezer? 149 00:05:52,107 --> 00:05:54,485 Behind your Uncrustables. Bullets in the ice tray. 150 00:05:56,612 --> 00:05:58,280 Jack, what's up, man? 151 00:05:58,363 --> 00:06:00,032 Uh, you know, same old, same old. 152 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:03,243 You need to accept it, Barb. Your son and I are in love. 153 00:06:03,327 --> 00:06:06,080 Wiggles? What are you doin' here, baby? 154 00:06:06,163 --> 00:06:07,456 Are you back with Rooster? 155 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:09,583 You left me to die under a weighted blanket. 156 00:06:09,666 --> 00:06:13,087 I tried to call you in prison to tell you that Rooster and I were getting married, 157 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:15,172 but I don't know your last name. 158 00:06:15,255 --> 00:06:16,882 -What? -Married? 159 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:21,470 [grunting] 160 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:22,513 Are you engaged? 161 00:06:22,596 --> 00:06:24,348 Yeah, I was gonna tell you after. 162 00:06:24,431 --> 00:06:25,265 God! 163 00:06:25,349 --> 00:06:27,309 [coughing] 164 00:06:27,392 --> 00:06:28,393 [door opens] 165 00:06:30,395 --> 00:06:32,106 Rooster, put that away. We got company. 166 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,193 Barb, we don't need this kind of attention. We gotta go. 167 00:06:36,276 --> 00:06:38,320 -Come on. -What's with all the screaming? 168 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:39,988 Hey, mind your business! 169 00:06:40,072 --> 00:06:42,950 No one asked you questions about the screaming coming from your house 170 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,868 when you were bangin' the mailman. 171 00:06:44,952 --> 00:06:47,663 Hey, no need to get me involved in this shit. 172 00:06:47,746 --> 00:06:48,914 I got kids. 173 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:55,254 Let go! I bruise like a banana and it's comin' up on my tank-top season! 174 00:06:55,337 --> 00:06:57,381 Tell Jack to stall Melvin another 30 seconds 175 00:06:57,464 --> 00:06:59,049 so I can get this gun defrosted. 176 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:05,514 [grunts] 177 00:07:16,024 --> 00:07:18,110 Everyone's fine. 178 00:07:18,193 --> 00:07:21,613 Rooster put a frying pan in the microwave and it blew up. 179 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:23,866 Dipshits. 180 00:07:23,949 --> 00:07:24,825 [sighs] 181 00:07:24,908 --> 00:07:26,827 Melvin, you don't wanna get tangled up in this. 182 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:28,370 Rooster's not worth it, Melvin. 183 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:29,663 And a handsome guy like you, 184 00:07:29,746 --> 00:07:31,498 you can do better than some stripper, Melvin. 185 00:07:31,582 --> 00:07:34,209 I like when you say my name a lot. 186 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:35,335 And I am handsome. 187 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:36,253 Great skin. 188 00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:38,213 My lotion game is tight. 189 00:07:38,297 --> 00:07:39,131 I don't know, man. 190 00:07:39,214 --> 00:07:41,216 Maybe I need to smoke a little weed and get my head straight. 191 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:44,052 There you go. Weed. Always a smarter choice. 192 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:45,262 Let's bounce. 193 00:07:45,345 --> 00:07:48,182 Uh, I'm sorry, did you say "let's," as in, I'm coming? 194 00:07:48,265 --> 00:07:50,142 Yeah, I didn't just come here to kick Rooster's ass. 195 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:51,476 I was thinking, after, we can hang. 196 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,562 You ain't gonna turn your back on your main man, are you? 197 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:57,649 I don't recall making any declaration about who's whose main man, 198 00:07:57,733 --> 00:07:58,984 but, uh... 199 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,527 [mouths word] 200 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:01,820 But, uh, sure. 201 00:08:01,904 --> 00:08:03,488 Uh, yeah, let's... Let's go. 202 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:06,783 We'll be gone, what, like, half an hour or so? 203 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:10,037 More than that. It's gonna take at least an hour to get to Camden County. 204 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,165 Camden County? I grew up near Camden County. 205 00:08:13,248 --> 00:08:14,124 Cool. 206 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:17,336 The folks that run the dispensary there are a little more forgiving than most. 207 00:08:17,419 --> 00:08:20,172 My medical marijuana card is a little sketch. 208 00:08:20,255 --> 00:08:21,173 Whoa, you weren't kidding. 209 00:08:21,256 --> 00:08:23,550 This is literally a little sketch. 210 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:25,260 Thus, the hour drive. 211 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:29,932 [tires screech] 212 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,519 [panting] 213 00:08:37,272 --> 00:08:39,733 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays] 214 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:26,905 So, I am not just gonna sit by and let my son pollute our gene pool 215 00:09:26,989 --> 00:09:29,950 by tossin' a fistful of stripper DNA into the mix. 216 00:09:31,076 --> 00:09:33,578 She's gonna turn our family tree into a family pole. 217 00:09:33,662 --> 00:09:35,706 -Mm-hmm. -Stan? 218 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:39,710 And sure, my sister's a crack addict, we got a handful of felons, 219 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:43,171 and my father was a Methodist for a few weeks, under duress, 220 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:46,883 but that's exactly why Rooster needs to aim higher. 221 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,802 -Mm-hmm. -Stan? 222 00:09:48,885 --> 00:09:50,345 [Barb] This family is never gonna get a thoroughbred 223 00:09:50,429 --> 00:09:52,556 if we keep breedin' with donkeys. 224 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:53,640 Stan? 225 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:56,977 Do you need to get that? 226 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:57,894 Sorry. 227 00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:01,106 Mother, we talked about this. I'm on a date through a fence. 228 00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:02,941 Did you bring dessert? 229 00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:05,360 If you can keep your head inside for another half-hour, 230 00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:07,946 I'll soften up some Swedish Fish candies. 231 00:10:09,281 --> 00:10:10,115 Sorry. 232 00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:12,743 Listen, Barb, have you ever thought that maybe 233 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:16,955 this isn't so much about Wiggles, as much as it's about you losing your son? 234 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:19,166 Why would I have thought about that? 235 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:21,543 Well, I'm not sure if you've noticed, 236 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:23,837 but I have a very close relationship with my mother. 237 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,755 Mm-hmm. 238 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:28,633 From my bedroom window, I've seen you help her out of the tub and clip her toenails. 239 00:10:28,717 --> 00:10:30,218 That's unfortunate. 240 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:34,014 Anyway, there have been many times, like right now, 241 00:10:34,097 --> 00:10:35,974 when she's interfered with my love life. 242 00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:38,685 I suspect it's because she's afraid of losing me. 243 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:41,855 She wouldn't even let me go to the prom, which backfired. 244 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:44,608 I ended up staying home and playing in her bunko night, 245 00:10:44,691 --> 00:10:47,110 which is when I lost my virginity to her friend Carol. 246 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,362 God rest her soul. 247 00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:50,280 What's your point? 248 00:10:50,364 --> 00:10:52,240 That maybe this isn't about Wiggles. 249 00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:55,118 Maybe this is about you being afraid of losing Rooster. 250 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:58,205 [scoffs] That's ridiculous. 251 00:10:58,288 --> 00:11:02,918 No. Mm-mm. No. I don't care if Rooster gets married. 252 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:05,212 Just so long as he marries someone's exactly like me. 253 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,671 Mm-hmm. 254 00:11:06,755 --> 00:11:08,757 Someone who knows how to take care of him. 255 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,592 He's a lot of work. 256 00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,094 From Mom's kitchen window, 257 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:14,429 I've seen you floss his teeth in the backyard. 258 00:11:14,513 --> 00:11:17,432 He flails around too much if I do it inside. 259 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:21,144 He knocked over an urn while I was tryin' to extract a popcorn kernel 260 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:23,814 and now his poor father's in a Dustbuster on the mantel. 261 00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:25,399 Understood. 262 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,276 And you've spent enough time around Wiggles to know for sure 263 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,861 that she can't take care of Rooster? 264 00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:33,407 The girl pours the milk before the cereal, Stan. 265 00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:37,911 She just sits there and lets it splash her. Every time. 266 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,454 I think I know. 267 00:11:39,538 --> 00:11:42,582 Has it been a half-hour? 268 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,460 She's not gonna stop. 269 00:11:45,544 --> 00:11:49,840 This was lovely. I hope we can do it again. 270 00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:52,467 And maybe I'm wrong about you being like my mother. 271 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:53,802 You'd know better than me. 272 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,887 Are you preparing my fish? 273 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,851 Softening them as we speak, Mother. 274 00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:15,115 Call Wiggles. 275 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,659 Invite her over for ice cream. 276 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,286 -Seriously? -Yeah. 277 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:22,789 If you love her so much, I should at least try to get to know her better. 278 00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:24,833 Make sure you two are a good fit. 279 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,002 Oh, Mom, thanks. You're gonna love her. 280 00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:29,337 And trust me, we're a great fit. 281 00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:32,883 I'm still wearin' her underwear 'cause we're the same size. 282 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:38,638 I gotta admit, I'm a little surprised. 283 00:12:38,722 --> 00:12:42,726 For a woman who was wielding a knife earlier, you're acting very reasonable. 284 00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:45,729 I just need to prove to myself that Wiggles is trash. 285 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:48,523 And then I'm not gonna become some needy-ass, 286 00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:53,695 bonkers old lady gettin' baby-birded Swedish Fish through a doggy door. 287 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:56,781 There's my Barb. 288 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,496 [grunting] 289 00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:05,582 There's some floss sticks in the glove compartment. 290 00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:12,088 I got a little Raymond stuck between my teeth. 291 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,343 What do I do with 'em when I'm finished? 292 00:13:16,426 --> 00:13:18,678 I usually just throw 'em back in the bag. 293 00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:19,763 [gags] 294 00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:23,016 [spits] 295 00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:26,520 [door locks] 296 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,775 Aw, shit, they're about to close. 297 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,987 Hold up, man. One more customer. 298 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:40,575 My anxiety-induced insomnia is wreakin' havoc on my pre-glaucoma. 299 00:13:40,659 --> 00:13:43,245 Thanks, man. 300 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,750 [door closes] 301 00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:54,214 Son of a bitch. 302 00:13:58,677 --> 00:13:59,511 So you got it? 303 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,096 Merry Christmas, princess. 304 00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:02,806 Oh. 305 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:06,017 [siren wails] 306 00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:14,568 [siren wails] 307 00:14:15,569 --> 00:14:17,404 Oh, I can't go to jail. 308 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:18,863 It's just one joint. The dude... 309 00:14:18,947 --> 00:14:20,574 The dude on the skateboard, he sold it to me. 310 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,826 [cop on radio] All units be advised, we have lost the suspect. 311 00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:25,412 Keep an eye out for a 20-something male on a skateboard. 312 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,872 I know where he lives. He lives with his parents. 313 00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:30,125 If you let me go, I'll tell you where he lives. 314 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,212 [Officer Monroe] Is that him? 315 00:14:34,296 --> 00:14:37,007 [Young Spike] Yeah, yeah. That's him. That's the guy. 316 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,633 He sold me the weed. 317 00:14:38,717 --> 00:14:41,511 [intense music plays] 318 00:14:41,595 --> 00:14:42,512 [door opens] 319 00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:07,871 You have to drive. 320 00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:10,749 I was eatin' samples like it was Saturday at Costco. 321 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:21,051 [engine starts] 322 00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:26,848 [engine starts] 323 00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:40,695 I think that car has been followin' us. 324 00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:43,490 But from in the front. It's like it knows the future. 325 00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:44,908 We're followin' him. 326 00:15:46,951 --> 00:15:48,828 What? 327 00:15:48,912 --> 00:15:51,331 This asshole's the reason I did 26 years. 328 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,961 Hey, baby. Your husband gone? 329 00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:02,008 Mm. Love it. [chuckles] It's funny, isn't it? 330 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:04,469 I mean, he's the one workin' the graveyard shift, 331 00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:06,513 but his wife's the one gettin' boned. 332 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:07,597 [laughs] 333 00:16:09,808 --> 00:16:11,935 What do you mean, you don't get it? 334 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,398 Look, I don't know what you got planned, 335 00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:18,108 but this weed is strong 336 00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:20,902 and I'm not up for gettin' the giggles while witnessin' a murder. 337 00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,906 Come on, man, say something. You got me buggin'. 338 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:27,200 Shh. 339 00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:31,538 [whispers] Come on, man, say something. You got me buggin'. 340 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,667 [brakes screech] 341 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,293 [engine shuts off] 342 00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,295 What if that's not even him? 343 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:43,675 What if it's just a guy who looks exactly like him? 344 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:46,261 What if it's his reflection? 345 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,971 Give me your jacket. 346 00:16:48,054 --> 00:16:49,681 -What? -Give me your jacket. 347 00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,436 [intense music plays] 348 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,443 [sighs] 349 00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:07,657 [grunting] 350 00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:10,034 What are you doin'? Get this off me! 351 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:13,371 Hey! Come on! Who's that? Hey, hey, hey! [grunting] 352 00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:15,582 Oh, shit. 353 00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:18,877 [giggling] Oh, shit. 354 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,590 [grunting] 355 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:28,386 [giggling] Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 356 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,435 Does Rooster like surprises? 357 00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,270 Yes, as long as you tell him first. 358 00:17:37,353 --> 00:17:39,022 What's his favorite thing to wake up to in the morning? 359 00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:41,399 -Lunch. -Is he a righty or a lefty? 360 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:42,734 Trick question. Neither. 361 00:17:42,817 --> 00:17:44,152 What's his favorite sandwich? 362 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,361 Ice cream. 363 00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,864 [Gloria] That painting we were gonna steal just sold. 364 00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:49,365 You guys aren't gonna believe how much. 365 00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:52,827 Shh. [whispers] Mom's givin' Wiggles a wife test and she's killin' it. 366 00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:55,872 The only thing that she got wrong was my shoe size and I don't even know that. 367 00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:57,081 Oh. 368 00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,877 How do you keep Rooster from gettin' a brain freeze after he drinks a Slurpee? 369 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,380 You don't. He loves brain freezes. That's why he drinks Slurpees. 370 00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:06,132 -What'd he wanna be when he grew up? -Taller. 371 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,717 When he has a cough, what kind of medicine does he... 372 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,928 Grape for syrup, cherry for drops. 373 00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:12,889 Nothing with menthol or he gets nightmares that he's a dragon. 374 00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,140 What's his biggest secret? 375 00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:15,517 Promised I wouldn't tell. 376 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,644 Damn! I knew he was hidin' something. 377 00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,062 Let's take a break. 378 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:21,481 [Gloria clears throat] 379 00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:24,150 Babe, your mom is awesome. 380 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,486 She's doin' good, huh? 381 00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:28,780 I haven't gotten to the hard questions. She'll fail. 382 00:18:28,863 --> 00:18:30,240 [door opens] 383 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:32,367 No one's takin' away my baby boy. 384 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:33,284 [door closes] 385 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:39,958 [whispers] Hey, little guys. 386 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:44,045 Uh... 387 00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:46,047 Where's Jack? 388 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:50,385 Relax, man, we're cool. 389 00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:53,471 Ain't nothin' a little Purple Urkle couldn't smooth over. 390 00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:56,266 Even got you two lovebirds an engagement gift. 391 00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,853 [Wiggles] Gummies! 392 00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:03,690 ♪ We're gonna get high, high, high, high, high tonight ♪ 393 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:05,483 Melvin, where's Jack? 394 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,277 In the garage. 395 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,070 [sniffs] 396 00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:11,573 Your hair smells like a dream I had once. 397 00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:13,032 What? 398 00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:17,161 Melvin, I think you better go home and lay down. 399 00:19:17,245 --> 00:19:18,705 Okay. 400 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:21,875 Tell Jack I'm gonna need that truck back when he finished with it. 401 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:25,086 I also appreciate a courtesy car wash 402 00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:28,590 to get rid of any forensic evidenceses. 403 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:29,924 [door closes] 404 00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:35,555 [door opens and closes] 405 00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:39,767 [drill whirring] 406 00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:43,521 Come on, this is crazy! I didn't even know she was married! 407 00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:45,732 [grunting] 408 00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,651 Okay, I lied. All right, I knew she was married. 409 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:50,653 But this is on you, dude. 410 00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,614 If you don't want your wife cheatin' on you, 411 00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:55,241 then you shouldn't be workin' night shifts at the hospital. 412 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:58,411 Plus, you're a nurse. I mean, at least be a doctor. 413 00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:01,331 I'm sayin' this to help you, all right? 414 00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:04,042 I mean, bros over hoes, right? [chuckles] 415 00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:07,879 Bros over hoes, dude! 416 00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:17,555 You kidnapped someone? 417 00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,223 Oh, not just someone. 418 00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:22,727 Spike. That asshole snitch who sent me to prison. Aha! 419 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:24,020 But, yeah, I kidnapped him. 420 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,980 Uh, I'm a kidnapper. Who knew? 421 00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:31,319 Weed dealer, ex-con, failed art thief, future bank robber, and now a kidnapper. 422 00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,821 It's gonna be one hell of an autobiography. 423 00:20:33,905 --> 00:20:36,157 Okay, look, we can still fix this. 424 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,826 It sounds like he thinks you're some guy whose wife he slept with. 425 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:39,994 We can just go dump him somewhere 426 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,913 and he'll never know you had anything to do with this. 427 00:20:41,996 --> 00:20:43,790 I think I like my plan better. 428 00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:46,209 Okay, and what exactly is your plan, Jack? 429 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,086 Well, I was thinkin' about that on the ride home. 430 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,629 The first thing that crossed my mind was kill him, 431 00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:51,422 -but that's crazy, right? -Yes. 432 00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:52,340 -Eh. -I would. 433 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:54,258 So then I was thinkin' maybe I'll just leave him in the back of the truck 434 00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,010 for the next 26 years. 435 00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:59,055 Ha. He's gonna get so cold in the winter and hot in the summer. 436 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:01,975 Unfortunately, my parents are getting old. I need to get to San Diego. 437 00:21:02,058 --> 00:21:04,018 So, I don't have 26 more years to waste. 438 00:21:04,102 --> 00:21:05,478 So, what then? 439 00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:06,604 Prison. 440 00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:09,190 I'm writing down all the things I hated about prison. 441 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:11,025 We're gonna give old Spike a little taste of all the shit 442 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:12,568 I had to deal with, thanks to him. 443 00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:13,569 You're gonna torture him? 444 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:15,446 Yeah. 445 00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:19,784 You guys went to prison, feel free to add to the list. 446 00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:22,203 I've never seen him like this. 447 00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:24,038 Well, he had to snap sometime. 448 00:21:24,122 --> 00:21:26,958 Twenty-six years in the slammer for sellin' weed? 449 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,127 I'm surprised he's not drillin' holes in the dude's head. 450 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,920 These things could be a lot worse. 451 00:21:31,004 --> 00:21:33,673 Full-body cavity search isn't even on here yet. 452 00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:36,426 Okay... 453 00:21:36,509 --> 00:21:38,469 Number three'd be fun to watch. 454 00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:42,432 All right, look, I am not a fan of any of this, 455 00:21:42,515 --> 00:21:44,934 but it's clear he has some shit to work through. 456 00:21:45,018 --> 00:21:48,980 If this will make him feel better, then I guess we should help him with it. 457 00:21:49,063 --> 00:21:50,398 Make sure he doesn't hurt the guy. 458 00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:53,526 He's not gonna hurt him. Jack's pissed, but he's not crazy. 459 00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:56,654 Let's send this asshole to prison! 460 00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:58,740 [♪ "Folsom Prison Blues" plays] 461 00:22:02,201 --> 00:22:04,203 [inmates yelling] 462 00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:16,340 Welcome to hell. 463 00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:25,767 Oh! 464 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,477 [Jack] Welcome to hell. 465 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,451 [grunts] 466 00:23:01,135 --> 00:23:03,096 [whirring] 467 00:23:09,602 --> 00:23:10,853 [Jack] Eat it! 468 00:23:11,979 --> 00:23:13,481 [gagging] 469 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,862 [Rooster grunting] 470 00:23:26,619 --> 00:23:28,037 [Jack] Poop! 471 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:33,501 [splash] 472 00:23:35,419 --> 00:23:40,216 Johnny! I know you hear me, Johnny! I know you took my shit, Johnny! 473 00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:41,717 I know you can hear me, Johnny! 474 00:23:41,801 --> 00:23:42,927 [Johnny] Eat a dick! 475 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:44,637 Eat a dick? You eat a dick! 476 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:50,059 [inmates yelling] 477 00:23:50,143 --> 00:23:51,644 [loud banging] 478 00:24:02,572 --> 00:24:03,406 [grunts] 479 00:24:09,537 --> 00:24:11,622 [screaming] 480 00:24:19,463 --> 00:24:21,215 [rat chittering] 481 00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:22,592 [gasps] 482 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,595 Couldn't find a rat, 483 00:24:25,678 --> 00:24:28,431 but I sweet-talked this little guy's mom into loaning him to us. 484 00:24:30,683 --> 00:24:31,684 [chittering] 485 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,492 [♪ "Folsom Prison Blues" plays through headphones] 486 00:24:51,329 --> 00:24:53,080 Jack? 487 00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:57,001 Jack, what are you doing? You're gonna miss the possum thing. 488 00:24:57,084 --> 00:24:58,961 You can do without me. 489 00:24:59,045 --> 00:25:02,089 Without you? We're only doin' this to help you. 490 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:04,258 My blender smells like dog food and dead fish, 491 00:25:04,342 --> 00:25:05,593 and that's gonna linger. 492 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:07,428 It's making you feel better, right? 493 00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:13,267 It was at first, but, I don't know, then I started gettin' angry again. 494 00:25:14,518 --> 00:25:17,188 I had to let the possum go. He was gettin' a bit nippy. 495 00:25:19,607 --> 00:25:22,526 I'm not tastin' rabies, so I hope he was just moody. 496 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:24,820 What do you mean, it's making you angry again? 497 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:28,866 I don't know. It just wasn't... [sighs] 498 00:25:30,243 --> 00:25:32,453 It's not just Spike that did this to me. 499 00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:35,206 Why isn't that asshole judge in the back of the truck? 500 00:25:35,289 --> 00:25:37,875 Why aren't the lawmakers who made mandatory minimums for drug charges 501 00:25:37,959 --> 00:25:39,210 in the back of the truck? 502 00:25:39,293 --> 00:25:44,924 That shitty public defender, the jail system, the parole board... me. 503 00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:48,386 I could've worked for my uncle's lawn business, but no, 504 00:25:48,469 --> 00:25:52,348 I decided to ride my skateboard all day and sell weed 'cause it's easier. 505 00:25:53,975 --> 00:25:57,144 Spike, the judge, everybody else, they screwed me over, 506 00:25:57,228 --> 00:26:02,525 but I'm the one who put myself in a position to get screwed. 507 00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:06,612 I ruined my life. [sighs] 508 00:26:06,696 --> 00:26:10,449 Oh, come on. What are you talking about? You're out of prison. 509 00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:13,828 And if I can figure out the rest of the plan, you're gonna be rich. 510 00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:18,124 You could probably afford to buy a Dunkin' Donuts franchise if you want. 511 00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:21,711 I'm gonna do that. We could have 'em side by side. 512 00:26:21,794 --> 00:26:23,796 Jack, your life is anything but ruined. 513 00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:27,258 Fine. I ruined part of my life. 514 00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:29,760 So what? Everyone ruins part of their life. 515 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:33,556 I wasted three years trying to get through the first semester of nursing school. 516 00:26:33,639 --> 00:26:36,851 I had a mustache in the third grade and I didn't do anything with that. 517 00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:39,895 I wasted almost a year in prison talking to some old guy 518 00:26:39,979 --> 00:26:44,567 through the toilet who lied and said he was 28. [sighs] 519 00:26:44,650 --> 00:26:47,737 Look, obviously, we can't compete with you, okay? 520 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:50,489 When it comes to who ruined most of their life, you win. 521 00:26:51,991 --> 00:26:53,993 But you've got two choices. 522 00:26:54,076 --> 00:26:57,330 You can keep carrying around all this anger 523 00:26:57,413 --> 00:27:00,791 and basically turn your 26 years into a life sentence. 524 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:04,420 Or you can find a way to start forgiving people. 525 00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:05,671 Starting with yourself. 526 00:27:05,755 --> 00:27:08,716 I'm not saying it'll be easy or happen overnight, 527 00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:13,054 but you'll never really be free until you start letting things go. 528 00:27:21,645 --> 00:27:22,730 [sighs] 529 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,484 Come on, Gloria. 530 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:34,158 [music plays through headphones] 531 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,795 You really love that kook, don't you? 532 00:27:45,878 --> 00:27:48,714 More than anything. 533 00:27:50,007 --> 00:27:51,008 Did you wanna ask her more questions? 534 00:27:51,092 --> 00:27:52,593 'Cause she's actually smarter when she's high. 535 00:27:52,676 --> 00:27:55,971 I think. I'm usually high, too. 536 00:27:56,055 --> 00:27:58,849 Nah, we're done with the questions. 537 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:00,851 She passed. 538 00:28:01,977 --> 00:28:03,020 Seriously? 539 00:28:03,104 --> 00:28:05,606 Oh, Mom, thanks so much! 540 00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:08,067 I know you had a lot of reasons you didn't want us to be together. 541 00:28:09,777 --> 00:28:10,986 Mm. 542 00:28:12,446 --> 00:28:16,158 [sighs] Well, it's like Gloria said, 543 00:28:16,242 --> 00:28:19,328 sometimes you just gotta let things go. 544 00:28:23,707 --> 00:28:24,834 Can I go tell her the good news? 545 00:28:26,335 --> 00:28:27,753 In a second. 546 00:28:31,132 --> 00:28:32,091 [screams] 547 00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:33,717 [Jack] It's over. 548 00:28:34,718 --> 00:28:38,556 No. No, please don't kill me! I promise I won't go near your wife again! 549 00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:40,975 [Jack] No, I mean it's over. I forgive you. 550 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,438 But yeah, stop sleepin' with married women! 551 00:28:45,521 --> 00:28:48,274 Okay! I promise! Promise! 552 00:28:49,817 --> 00:28:50,818 [Jack] Run! 553 00:28:58,659 --> 00:28:59,743 -Well... -Well... 554 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,621 [Jack sighs] 555 00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:06,250 How do you feel? 556 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,752 Actually, a little bit better. 557 00:29:10,671 --> 00:29:12,006 Hey, what happened with that auction? 558 00:29:12,089 --> 00:29:14,675 How much is in that bank account we're gonna get our hands on? 559 00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:19,972 Oh, shit. Uh, with all the kidnapping and torture, I forgot to tell you. 560 00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:27,563 -Does that say... -2.5 million, yeah. 561 00:29:28,772 --> 00:29:30,691 [stammers] 562 00:29:30,774 --> 00:29:31,984 [chuckles] 563 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,486 [stammers] Oh, my... 564 00:29:33,569 --> 00:29:35,571 [laughs] 565 00:29:36,197 --> 00:29:38,199 [both laugh] 566 00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:40,409 Oh, my... Oh! 567 00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,495 [screams] 568 00:29:43,579 --> 00:29:45,581 [♪ "Going Up in Smoke" by Natty Wailer plays] 569 00:30:42,096 --> 00:30:43,514 [♪ "Going Up in Smoke" by Natty Wailer plays through headphones] 570 00:31:32,813 --> 00:31:33,731 We got problems. 571 00:31:33,814 --> 00:31:36,650 Last night on the security cameras, I heard the rich bitch 572 00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:38,736 tell old wrinkly balls that she has a meeting tomorrow morning 573 00:31:38,819 --> 00:31:40,654 to find out which companies will make the vaccine. 574 00:31:40,738 --> 00:31:43,449 The housekeeper Lucia has a kid, right? 575 00:31:43,532 --> 00:31:45,701 Hey, if you're thinkin' of kidnappin' the kid 576 00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:47,453 and askin' for the password as ransom, 577 00:31:47,536 --> 00:31:49,413 Gloria already shot that down. 578 00:31:49,496 --> 00:31:53,167 I feel like we're close enough to tell you that I shave my legs. 579 00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:55,919 [indistinct shouting] 580 00:31:56,003 --> 00:31:58,464 [intense music plays] 581 00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:04,803 [siren wails] 582 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:10,684 Good luck with your bank robbery.