1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:04,547 -Maybe we shouldn't be thinking so small. -What do you mean? 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,257 Those politicians you mentioned 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,843 who were dumping stocks while lying about the virus-- 4 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:10,970 turns out one of them is from around here. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,638 Congresswoman Paula Tackleberry. 6 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,265 And she is loaded. 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,017 I'm not robbing any congresswoman. It's not who I am. 8 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:17,977 I'm not a criminal. 9 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,770 What if you could be a teacher after we're done? 10 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,522 I told you. They won't let me be a teacher. 11 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,483 So, stop being you. I can get you a brand new identity. 12 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:27,403 You could start fresh. I just need you for a few weeks first. 13 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,822 If they stop, do you think you can get out? 14 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,240 I already tried. 15 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,825 Once the door latches, it locks from the outside. 16 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,326 -But if you guys are following me... -[phone beeps] 17 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,787 -What happened? -We lost service. Ugh! 18 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:37,913 We must be in a dead zone. 19 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,957 [Paula] Right after we approve the vaccine, 20 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,836 I'll know exactly which drug companies to invest in before anyone else. 21 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,880 -Forget the blackmail. -What are you talking about? 22 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,840 She's liquidating all their art, 23 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,926 lying to her housekeeper about some bogus college fund 24 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,179 and using inside information to get rich 25 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,139 while the people who voted for her die. 26 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,432 We're not gonna blackmail her. 27 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,184 We're gonna make sure she doesn't get away with it 28 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,519 and steal every dime she has while we're at it. 29 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:02,396 This just turned into a bank robbery. 30 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,190 Hey, what happened with that auction? 31 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,025 How much is in that bank account we're gonna get our hands on? 32 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,653 Oh, shit. With all the kidnapping and torture, 33 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,864 I forgot to tell you. 34 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,951 -Does that say...? -2.5 million, yeah. 35 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,996 [both laughing] 36 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,790 [shouting] Aaah! 37 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,710 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays] 38 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,716 Shh. 39 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:20,266 Congratulations on your decision to better yourself while serving time. 40 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,769 I'd like to start by going around the room and learning 41 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,729 why you've chosen English Composition. 42 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:30,526 I joined because I want to, like, 43 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,445 learn some bigger words 44 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:36,574 because last time I wrote a letter to the parole... 45 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,995 um, you know, the-- the people that run the parole stuff. Um... 46 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,413 What do you call 'em? 47 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,583 -Board. -Bored? 48 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,878 Won't be so bored if I bit off the front of your face 49 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,504 and spit it down your throat, now, would it? 50 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,302 Anyway, I-- I wanna learn some bigger words 51 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,306 so I can show my parole people that I can safely join the community. 52 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,765 We'll work on that. 53 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,936 Oh, I believe I see a finger up in the back. 54 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,647 I was hoping to learn how to write a better manifesto. 55 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:12,610 The local paper said mine lacked clarity and structure. 56 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,238 The also didn't appreciate I dotted all my I's with boogers. 57 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,365 Okie-doke. 58 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,367 Yes. 59 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:23,412 I love to read, so writing interests me. 60 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,040 I've always wanted to know more about the semicolon. 61 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,918 Plus, this class is a prerequisite 62 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,503 that I have to take if I wanna get my online degree. 63 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,589 Prerequisite? 64 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,883 That's a big word. 65 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,177 Sounds like it has a number in it, right? 66 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,470 It has a number in it? 67 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,596 Yeah, yeah. 68 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,307 I think there's an eight in there towards the tail end. 69 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,478 I still can't believe it. 70 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,396 It took forever to get, but I did it. 71 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,231 It's on fancy paper and everything. 72 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,610 It couldn't have taken that long. You're not even 30 yet. 73 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,363 "Not even 30." Maybe in dog years. 74 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,447 Shh! 75 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,491 [Gloria] I am so proud of you. 76 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,660 When we get out of here, we are gonna celebrate. 77 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,454 You know, I've never had sex with a teacher before. 78 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,581 I mean, a few have tried, but... 79 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,167 Well, I've never had sex with an older woman before, 80 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,544 so you might end up being the teacher. 81 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,380 Are you hearing this bullshit? 82 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,632 Stop talking to that bug about me! 83 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,051 [buzzer sounding] 84 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,512 They're gonna be coming around. I'd better go. 85 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,514 Sweet dreams, papi. 86 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,976 [toilets flushing] 87 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,562 Hey, why do you wanna be a teacher? They don't make dick. 88 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,022 Ain't always about the money. 89 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:36,318 Education is the most powerful weapon that you can use to change the world. 90 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,154 Nelson Mandela said that. 91 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:42,199 That has a nice ring to it. "Nelson." 92 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,576 Hey, I think I'm gonna call you Nelson. 93 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,288 Bro, you should see Nelson with this Oreo. 94 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,665 He's buggin'. 95 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,166 Ah, shit. 96 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,837 I think I just learned the true meaning of that word-- buggin'. 97 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,674 Hey, who's the teacher now, bitch? [goofy laugh] 98 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,300 "Nelson." 99 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,636 [Gloria screams] 100 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:04,847 [Gloria] Dammit! 101 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,224 [Gloria] Fuck! 102 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:13,022 [Gloria] Shit, shit, shit, shit. 103 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,357 -What's going on? -We got problems. 104 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:19,069 Last night on the security cameras, I heard the rich bitch talking to 105 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,362 Old Wrinkly Balls about the-- 106 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,656 Wait, so we're doing codenames with the congresswoman and her husband? 107 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:25,325 -That's dope. -We're not doing codenames. I was just-- 108 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,327 -Codenames would be cool. -I'm down with it. 109 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,746 Fine. Codenames. 110 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,914 -I heard the rich lady tell her-- -[both] "Rich Bitch." 111 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,375 -She told her husband. -[Jack and Barb] "Old Wrinkly Balls." 112 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,836 She told him that she has a meeting tomorrow morning to 113 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,963 find out which companies will make the vaccine. 114 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,256 [yawning] That's good. 115 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,551 It's been, like, three weeks. I thought this pandemic would never end. 116 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,555 -It's not good. -Antivaxxer. There's always one. 117 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,725 It's not good because as soon as Rich Bitch finds out which companies 118 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,394 to invest in, she will clear out her secret bank account, 119 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,772 which means there will be no money left for us to steal. 120 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,901 Evil wins, the rich get richer, and our whole plan here goes to shit. 121 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,946 Wait, that's a plan? I thought it was really cool wallpaper. 122 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,782 I've been looking for it online. 123 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,366 What do you mean the whole plan goes to shit? 124 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,368 The plan can't go to shit. We need that money. 125 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,455 -You promised me a new identity. -And we got a wedding to pay for. 126 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,833 Usually the father of the bride pays, but he made me choose between a wedding 127 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:18,128 -and an ostrich at my bat mitzvah. -[Barb] I got big plans, too. 128 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:22,633 My hot, younger online boyfriend might not exist, but my fat knees still do. 129 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,177 -Lipo ain't cheap. -Your knees aren't fat. 130 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,513 -You don't think so? -Guys, focus! 131 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,431 We have to get the money out of the account 132 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,100 before she gets to that meeting tomorrow morning. 133 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:35,187 Okay, well, the account is in the housekeeper's name, right? 134 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,563 Since we have her license, 135 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,357 can't you just go into the bank and pretend to be her? 136 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,693 I can, but I can't get anywhere without the account number. 137 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,197 Yeah, I thought I would be able to see which key she pressed 138 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,907 when she logged in to check her balance. 139 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,284 She used to see his email as a username, 140 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:52,663 but when she went to type in the password, her husband's pasty thigh got in the way. 141 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,415 Ugh, that's so white. It looks like it's... Well... 142 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:59,211 It looks like it's covered in paste. I guess you nailed it with "pasty." 143 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:03,132 Ugh! If we just had that password, we can log in and get the account number. 144 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,050 [Rooster] Hey, what about that weird Russian chick who got us 145 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,802 the password for the security cameras? 146 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,930 I already tried. She's on a juice fast, and she got really bitchy with me. 147 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:13,892 -She wants 600 grand, so screw that. -Hey, wait. Did you see this? 148 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:17,020 There's a thing you can click here that says forgot password. 149 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,147 -Seriously? -Yeah. 150 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,065 Holy shit, Jack. You're a genius. 151 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,692 -Click it. -Yeah? 152 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,778 Oh, wait. 153 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:29,116 Now we have to answer some riddle. "What is the make--" 154 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,367 [Gloria] "And model of your first car? 155 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,911 What is the name of your first pet? What is your favorite song?" 156 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,873 You were being sarcastic when you called me a genius, weren't you? 157 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:36,832 No. 158 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,041 [phone ringing] 159 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,210 Oh, shit. It's my folks. 160 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,885 What time is it there? Is everything okay? 161 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:54,516 When you were in prison, locked in a room with the same person day in and day out, 162 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,978 did you ever fantasize about killing them? 163 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,605 What's going on, Mom? 164 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:03,692 All your father talks about is what he ate, what he's eating, 165 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,527 what he's going to eat next. 166 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:11,283 I can't take it anymore. I packed up my stuff and I found my own place. 167 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,659 [refrigerator rattles] 168 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:16,538 -Ma, you can't live under a table. -Who are you talking to? 169 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:17,664 Jack. 170 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,626 -Hey, Jack. -Hi, Dad. How are you doing? 171 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:23,629 [groaning] 172 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,424 Not so great. Your mother left me. 173 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:32,304 I heard. Look, guys, trust me. I know being stuck in a room can be rough. 174 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,098 But I'm going to come to San Diego, and I'm going to get you out of there. 175 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,141 I promise. 176 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,228 We just have, uh... We just have a few things we need to figure out. 177 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:42,439 "We"? Does that mean your girlfriend's coming with you? 178 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,690 Oh. Gloria? 179 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:44,691 I don't know. 180 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:48,946 I mean, we haven't talked about it. And he's not my-- actually... 181 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,783 -I don't know what she is. -I thought she was Latina. 182 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,243 I've been picturing Charo. 183 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:57,579 No, he means he doesn't know if Gloria is his girlfriend or not. 184 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,165 Why don't you just ask her if she wants to come with you? 185 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:04,461 -Then you'll know. -Well, that's easier said than done, Ma. 186 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,214 When I was talking to her through the toilet in prison, 187 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,174 I could flirt, I could say anything. 188 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:13,262 But actually looking her in the eye and asking her if she-- 189 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,514 I don't know, if she likes me? 190 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,891 She wants to go across the country with me? 191 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,686 -It's hard. -Does she not speak English? 192 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,147 No, Dad, she speaks English. Look, it's not her. It's me. 193 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,942 I was planning on having more money before making this move. 194 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,570 -It's turned into a bit of a puzzle. -Maybe you could pick up some extra work. 195 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:34,574 I saw on the news that parents are getting frustrated with online learning, 196 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,619 and the demand for tutors is through the roof. 197 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:42,249 -Tutoring? -I had a chicken salad sandwich yesterday. 198 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:48,130 Herb, your testicle is hanging out of your underwear. Tuck it in. 199 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,300 Looks like your upper thigh is trying to blow a bubble. 200 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,137 [Rooster] Look, if you zoom in on the video, you could see the password. 201 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,140 It's six dots. Help me find the dot key. 202 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,894 -Where's Gloria? -She went for a drive. 203 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,272 She said her ideas were giving her a headache. 204 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,359 Try the 'O'. Kind of looks like a dot if you didn't know it was an 'O'. 205 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:17,242 -It's a dot! We cracked it! -The housekeeper, Lucia, has a kid, right? 206 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,201 Yeah. 207 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,746 That's how the congresswoman got her to open the bank account. 208 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,041 She lied to her and said she's gonna put money in it for her kid's college. 209 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,127 Wow, I guess I've been listening more than I thought. 210 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,590 Shit. Didn't work. Maybe it's a capital dot. 211 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,926 Which one of these is the make-things-bigger button? 212 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,267 Hey, if you're thinking of kidnapping the kid 213 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:46,188 and asking for the password as ransom, Gloria already shot that down. 214 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,320 A lot of people think technology is great. 215 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,947 I don't think it's as good as it's cracked up to be. 216 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,784 Social media has ruined the art of stalking women. 217 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,911 Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. 218 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,664 People are so obsessed with sharing every detail of their life. 219 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:05,957 I mean, I get it. 220 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,044 You're at Target buying socks. I mean, let me work for it. 221 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:10,754 Although... 222 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,216 There are some apps that suggest other women you might know 223 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:18,178 who may be fun to stalk, so I guess there's pros and cons. 224 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,390 So my dumbass cousin, Linwood, gets this email telling him 225 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,392 he's won tickets to the Super Bowl. 226 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,853 So, he goes to collect, right, but it's actually the police 227 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,815 scooping people up with outstanding warrants. 228 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,527 Linwood is like, "I didn't know that you can make fake emails and shit." 229 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,780 I'm like, "Dude, this is your third time falling for this, dumbass." 230 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:42,494 But now my boy pulling five figures, scamming people with his own fake emails. 231 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:47,124 My point is sometimes the cops do help people. 232 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,252 I'm telling you, man, trust me. 233 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,755 People are easy to manipulate if you know the right buttons and push. 234 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:58,427 The best scam I ever pulled was a fake children's modeling agency. 235 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,386 Paco! 236 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,765 Your school's having an essay contest, and you've been selected to enter! 237 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,726 His teacher said he's special. 238 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,229 Once you tell a parent their kid is special, 239 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,606 they will give you every dime that they own. 240 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,318 Plus, you get pictures of the kids. 241 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,029 [groans] 242 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,742 Oh, find my laptop. They sent a link so you can 243 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,246 -get the details from the English tutor. -All right, let's focus. 244 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,708 Like I said, you need to turn in the essay today if you want to win the contest. 245 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,919 -Writing is boring. -Okay. 246 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,382 I'm so stupid. 247 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:41,887 I know nothing about flowers. Well, that point was just an example. 248 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,597 Yours can be about anything. 249 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,142 The secret to writing is choosing something you're passionate about. 250 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,351 Hmm. 251 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,146 What rhymes with "meth"? 252 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,439 [all] "Death." 253 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:58,695 What if I told you that the essay you need to write is about a superhero? 254 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,363 Which one? 255 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,743 You. You get to be the superhero, and you can use your imagination 256 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,661 to have whatever superpowers you want. 257 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:11,208 I want to be made of electricity so people can use me to charge their phone. 258 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,128 Okay, that's very much a hero for today's world. 259 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,174 But first, every superhero has an origin story. 260 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,010 So your first assignment is to find out everything you can 261 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,305 about where you came from-- your mother. 262 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,806 Grab a pencil. 263 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,229 I want you to find out where your mother grew up, 264 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,398 what her favorite color is, her favorite song. 265 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:42,239 Yes, I'm sure I didn't request no pizza sauce or cheese. 266 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,824 What kind of a lunatic orders just a naked crust? 267 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,117 This is bullshit! 268 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,619 I don't know how it happened either, 269 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,121 but my son is staring at a giant bread frisbee. 270 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,624 -You need to send another pizza. -Wait a second. 271 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,921 I think I opened it upside down. 272 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,840 Never mind. 273 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:05,053 My future daughter-in-law just got outsmarted by a cardboard box. 274 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,683 Where have you been all day? 275 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,852 I drove to the congresswoman's hoping that once it got dark, 276 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,688 I would find a bank statement in her garbage, 277 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:19,025 but all I discovered were that the fish tacos they had last night weren't a hit. 278 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,902 [printer whirring] 279 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,821 Hey, I think we're getting a fax. 280 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,324 It's a printer. I found it in your mom's stolen loot. 281 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,243 I hooked it up last night. 282 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,955 -Oh, good, it printed. -What is it? 283 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,750 It's an essay written by Lucia's son. Read this part. 284 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,212 The Paco-nator's mother, Lucia, drove home from the hospital 285 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,673 in her first car, a blue Dodge Neon. 286 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,341 Yeah. And this one. 287 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,803 Every time the Paco-nator hears his mother's favorite song, 288 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,973 "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite, his powers multiply. 289 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,769 The Paco-nator's trusty sidekick is Bailey The Flying Hamster, 290 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,814 named after his mother's first pet. Jack! 291 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,858 -How did you get this? -I emailed Lucia. 292 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,111 I told her her son had been chosen to be in an essay writing contest, 293 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,071 and I pretended to be a tutor. 294 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,406 Well, shit. Look at you. 295 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,744 I guess some of Gloria's con artist skills rubbed off on you when you two boned. 296 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,580 You two boned? Aww. 297 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,834 Paco-nator sounds more like a robot, not a superhero. 298 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,003 I'd have him change that if he wanted to win the contest. 299 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,964 -I can't believe it. You solved it. -I know. 300 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,966 I actually had all the answers a couple of hours ago, 301 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,135 but the kid was struggling with contractions. 302 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,096 I really enjoy teaching. It's very... 303 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,225 Rewarding. [sniffs] 304 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,526 Hey, why are you hanging it on the wall? Don't you want to put the answers in? 305 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,737 -Not yet. -[Barb] Why not? 306 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,907 Because I've been thinking, once we get the password, 307 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,700 we could just transfer the money online 308 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,119 and I don't have to do all this nonsense with Stan. 309 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:57,582 Yeah, that'd be great, but online transfers have limits and safeguards. 310 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,336 Computers are a hard target. The softer target is people. 311 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,837 We need a softy like Stan. 312 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,756 Plus, when we mess with the password, 313 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,133 the bank is going to send the congresswoman an alert on her phone. 314 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,469 So, all this needs to get done when we know she's in a place 315 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,180 -she can't get any notifications. -How will we know that? 316 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,187 That's what this is all about. Everybody, get comfortable. 317 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,189 We have a lot to go through before tomorrow morning. 318 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,400 "Super Paco"! 319 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,611 -I was thinking that, too! -Soul mates. 320 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,906 We're talking baby names, right? 321 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,415 ♪ ♪ 322 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,631 It's a little late to be changing my plan. We're leaving in a few minutes. 323 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:51,219 No, I wasn't. I thought it'd be cool to show what happens after the plan. 324 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,138 I got Rooster and Wiggles getting married. 325 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,683 Barb with skinny knees, although I still think she's being crazy. 326 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,853 And I'm over here with my parents, teaching in San Diego. 327 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:00,854 That's cute. 328 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:07,736 Is there, I don't know, anywhere in particular you want me to put you? 329 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,780 Just make sure there's a margarita in my hand, and I'm good. 330 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,661 Are you sure I need to say all this to Stan when we FaceTime? 331 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,248 -That poor sap is gonna soil his dockers. -Yes, I'm sure. 332 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,916 I thought we would have more time to ease into it, 333 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,170 -but it has to happen this morning. -I think something's been nibbling 334 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,130 the cheese that represents the Swiss bank account. 335 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,298 Could be the mice, 336 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,718 or it's the raccoon that likes to let himself in every now and again. 337 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,013 Also, Rooster had some hermit crabs that climbed out of their cage 338 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,348 about 20 years ago that we never found. 339 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,850 -There's a lot of suspects. -[Rooster] Come on. 340 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,977 Just practice with me a few more times. 341 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,730 -I've got to go to work, baby. -[Jack] This early? 342 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,692 I thought bikini bars are more of a mid-afternoon-evening kind of situation. 343 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,653 We've been opening early for essential workers. 344 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,530 Not all heroes wear clothes. 345 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,204 Good luck with your bank robbery. 346 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,874 Bless her stupid little monkey brain. 347 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,503 She thinks it's like the wallpaper in Willy Wonka's house. 348 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:11,090 We need to call this off. I haven't had enough time to prepare for the role. 349 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,969 Rooster, it's a 30-second phone call. I thought you had acting experience. 350 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,389 Your mom told me you got your nickname because you were in Annie as a kid. 351 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,811 In Annie, Rooster was a crook. Growing up, I was surrounded by crooks. 352 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,855 I don't know anything about some guy from New York that works in an auction house. 353 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,357 I mean, what makes him tick? 354 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,818 Does he wear a suit? I don't even have a suit. 355 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,362 -No one is going to see you. -Girl, I will see me. 356 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,073 I can't make people believe it if I don't believe it. 357 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,660 Use the tuxedo I brought home from prison. It's covered in moth holes, 358 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:45,625 but, hey, maybe you got stabbed 100 or so times on your way to your... 359 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,461 catering gig on the Upper West-- 360 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,714 No. On the way to your daughter's... 361 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:57,387 -No. Your niece's wedding in Brooklyn. -There we go. Backstory. Thank you. 362 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,685 Uh-oh, 8:15. We got to roll. Barb, you know what you need to do. 363 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,395 ♪ ♪ 364 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,328 [FaceTime ringing] 365 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,163 [phone buzzing] 366 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,001 Hi, Barb. 367 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,878 I thought we were FaceTiming later tonight. 368 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,590 I took a gamble and left some dice in your mailbox so we could play Yahtzee. 369 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:38,469 I had a naughty dream about you last night. I thought we could finish it. 370 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,141 Do sexy thing with-- oh. 371 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:53,276 Oh, my. Well, actually, I'm over at Mom's, helping her with something. 372 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,444 Can it wait? 373 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:59,490 I knew it. This is why I don't date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan. 374 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,660 Everything has to be on a schedule. Maybe this isn't going to work. 375 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,037 No. No, no, no, no. 376 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,248 I'm good. 377 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,125 -I'm here. -Are you sure? 378 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,712 Because I have needs, Stan-- physical needs that have to come first 379 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,924 -if this is going to work. -Of course. I never-- 380 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,802 Stan, is this a mole on my ankle or a raisin? 381 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,971 I don't know, Mom. Just give me a minute. 382 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,850 I need a man of spontaneity who doesn't follow all the rules. 383 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,227 Are you a banker or a lover? 384 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,438 I would like to think that I'm capable of being both. 385 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,397 Ow! 386 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,401 It was a mole. I cut it off. Now I'm bleeding. 387 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:40,114 -Hold on. -Hold on? Love doesn't hold on. 388 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,618 Oh, boy. That is a bit of a gusher here. 389 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,036 Put some pressure on it. 390 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,333 Stan, I need to know what kind of a guy you are. 391 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,213 I'm the guy who will rail you deep into next week, Barb Martinez. 392 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:59,258 -Beg pardon? -I got what you ache for girl. 393 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:03,429 I will bend you like a pleasure pretzel and devour every hot, 394 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:07,600 -salty curve of that sweet Barb booty. -Oh, my. 395 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:13,272 Let's work each other's bodies until we're like two worn out, dirty 396 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,734 dish rags with every last orgasm squeezed out of us. 397 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,239 -Too much? -No. No, not at all. 398 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,994 -I just wasn't expecting... -Barb, I've had ladies 399 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:30,331 call me mild-mannered and leave me for some pretty crude alpha males. 400 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:34,002 When you wanted to start dating, I promised I wouldn't let that happen again. 401 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:37,130 So, I researched what women find exciting about bad boys. 402 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,591 I took notes, put them in a spreadsheet, ran the numbers, 403 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,510 and this is what it told me. 404 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,555 I needed to give you something you weren't expecting. 405 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:52,895 You did that for me? Holy shit, that is hot. 406 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,024 I did it myself because of COVID. 407 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,776 It took a few tries. You don't want to see the other one. 408 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,695 You got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. 409 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:05,742 Ugh! Stan! These raisins taste terrible. 410 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,452 Barb, she's gonna eat her whole foot if I don't... 411 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:13,249 Yeah. No. No, that's fine. You go ahead and do your thing. I'll call you later. 412 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,794 Oh, my God. 413 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:30,224 -Okay, here we go. Are you ready? -Yeah, I think so. 414 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:34,020 Although I do feel I should mention-- I mean, I respect that conning people 415 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,356 is your area of expertise, but what if he starts asking questions 416 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,691 and we don't have the answers, 417 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,943 -and then he starts-- -Shit. Get down. 418 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,612 Get in the back seat. Get in the back seat. 419 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,821 Quick, quick. Take your shoes off. 420 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:44,781 -What? -Take your shoes off! 421 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699 Now put them on your head. Put them on your head. 422 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,159 Yeah. What? 423 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,119 Now, if I would have told you ten seconds ago 424 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,996 that you'd be in the backseat with shoes on your head, 425 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,997 would you have believed me? 426 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:54,624 No. 427 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,543 That's because when people are scared, they don't think. They just act. 428 00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,171 This guy's Twitter page says that he's afraid of lightning bugs 429 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,339 and leaving voicemails. 430 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,758 I'm sure it's not going to take much to intimidate him. 431 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:06,803 Well, you could have just explained that to me. 432 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,262 I could have. 433 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,098 ♪ ♪ 434 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,229 Collin Davis? 435 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,982 -Yes? -Agent Danielle Sanchez, FBI. 436 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901 We need to talk to you about your involvement 437 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,195 in a conspiracy to commit tax fraud. 438 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,324 [spitting] 439 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,621 You gotta believe me. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. 440 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,374 The congresswoman just told me to take all her art to New York, so I did. 441 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,793 -I knew she was up to something. -So you knew? 442 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,711 -No, he didn't. -He just said he did. 443 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,089 He presumed. That's not knowing. We knew nothing. 444 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,092 Really? So I guess you didn't know about the congresswoman selling the art 445 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:50,388 under the name Lucia Gonzalez so she could avoid paying taxes on the profit. 446 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,308 -I was delivering her pay. -Pay or payoff 447 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,228 so you can keep her quiet about your little moneymaking operation. 448 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,939 The two of you, the congresswoman and Mrs. Gonzalez, 449 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,025 are implicated in a scheme to defraud the United States government. 450 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,862 The two of us? I only agreed to help him out, 451 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,157 because we got in a stupid fight about how I don't support his dumb career. 452 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,241 Dumb career? 453 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,285 Last time I checked, my dumb career was the only thing 454 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,245 keeping us afloat while you pursue your dream. 455 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:18,541 -Dance is not a dream. It's a calling. -All right, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 456 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,003 The two of you are in a lot of trouble unless you cooperate. 457 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,963 Yes, absolutely. I will do whatever. 458 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,258 I will wear a wire. I will testify. Take my DNA. 459 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,596 Ew. Uh... 460 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,517 Okay. We'll take this to the lab right away. 461 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,395 Mr. Davis, you've been driving the congresswoman 462 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,980 to her office, is that correct? 463 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,650 Ever since she broke her foot when she-- fell down the stairs. 464 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,861 We saw. We see everything. 465 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:50,448 She has a committee meeting this morning that you'll be taking her to. 466 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,992 We need to be sure she doesn't make it to that meeting. 467 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,161 -Why? -None of your business why. 468 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,788 The FBI doesn't divulge details of an ongoing investigation. 469 00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,248 Here's how it's going to work. 470 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,419 You're going to pick her up at 9:00, just like you always do. 471 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,129 Whether she's walking the halls of the capital 472 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,797 or dancing in DC's hottest nightclub, 473 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:10,509 this congresswoman does both in her chic orthopedic walking boot. 474 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,053 Okay, maybe just dial down the gay 475 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,138 to a seven today. I'm not in the mood. 476 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,267 [Gloria] You'll say you saw some traffic on your way in, 477 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,354 so you're going to take Route 40 to avoid it. 478 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,024 When we were following you the night you moved the art, 479 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:28,986 we noticed there was a dead zone right past the sign for Oakdale Winery. 480 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:33,658 Lindsay, are you still there? Lindsay? 481 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,535 [Gloria] Not long after she loses reception on her phone, 482 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,956 you'll round a bend in the road and see Agent Harris. 483 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,878 You better not be stopping for another stupid animal in the road. 484 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,925 -Uh, what's going on? -Tree fell up ahead. 485 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,053 -Should be just a couple of minutes. -Thank you so much. 486 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,055 -What's going on? -There's a tree in the road, 487 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,808 -so we just have to wait, like, a second. -I don't give a shit about trees unless... 488 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:02,478 [Gloria] Then, no matter what she says, your job is to just sit there 489 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,897 and make sure she doesn't have cell service. 490 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,316 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that. 491 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,444 -What? -Wha-- 492 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,655 If you don't do that, then you're gonna go to prison. 493 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,949 And trust me, prison is no picnic. 494 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:18,286 -That's okay. I don't like picnics. -Fine. It's no day at the beach. 495 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,664 -Eh. All that sand. -God damn it, man. 496 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,666 Collin, what are you doing? You need to cooperate. 497 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,085 I don't think you understand who they're asking me to betray. 498 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,628 The congresswoman is evil. 499 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,382 -Trust me, I've seen things. -But we're not just talking about you. 500 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:32,758 What about your boyfriend? 501 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,178 -You're going to let him go down for this? -I've seen him go down for less. 502 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,806 -Excuse me? -You know who I'm talking about. 503 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,183 Besides, all I've been reading about is how they're letting people 504 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,227 out of jail because of COVID. I'll call my uncle. 505 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,187 He's a lawyer. He can probably get us probation. 506 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,939 [groaning, grunting] 507 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,150 Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle! 508 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,532 Just calm down, okay? No one's seen our faces, 509 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,035 and those two are too busy arguing to realize we're not legit. 510 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,828 [muffled arguing] 511 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,041 -See? We're fine. -Fine? 512 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,709 There's no way they're going to cooperate right now. 513 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,211 We got to figure out some other way to get this money. 514 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,465 [Melvin] What money? You better pick this shit up, man. 515 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,050 You're phone. You're phone! 516 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,636 Melvin, not a good time. 517 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,388 Not a good time for me, either. 518 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,349 But since your ass cheek had the audacity 519 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,976 to call me over and over again, tell me what's up. 520 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,895 What money? You doing a job without me, Jake? 521 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:30,733 No. No job. Just, uh, I'm at the store trying to get a refund for, uh... 522 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:35,279 Lavender and cucumber hydrating sunscreen. 523 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,781 I heard a girl screaming. 524 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,034 Yeah, some people freaked out when I got closer than six feet. 525 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,370 -Listen, I got to go. -Whoa. Hold up. 526 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,955 If you're at the drugstore, can you get me some lady razors? 527 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,416 I feel like we're close enough to tell you that I shave my legs. 528 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,626 -Really? -Yeah. 529 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,629 One night when I was high, I let a chick do it to me. 530 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,882 And once you get a taste of them smooth-ass calves, it's hard to go back. 531 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,843 Good to know. Will do. Sorry. 532 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,804 If Collin is not there to pick up the congresswoman, 533 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:04,100 she's gonna order an Uber to take her to the meeting, which means in 15 minutes, 534 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,811 any chance we had at pulling this thing off goes out the window. 535 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,354 Someone needs to pick up the congresswoman. 536 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,065 Who? 537 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:14,235 Well, I have to be at the bank, and you know how to drive, so... 538 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:16,904 -No. -Yes. 539 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,072 -No. -Yes. 540 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,031 No. 541 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,785 -14 minutes. -[Melvin] 14 minutes to what? 542 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,745 ♪ ♪ 543 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,461 [funk music plays] 544 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,011 [phone rings] 545 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,809 Stan has a nipple ring, and I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't a little intrigued. 546 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,854 There's no time, Barb! Things went sideways! Where's Rooster? 547 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,730 Rooster, get in here! Things went... 548 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:53,065 What word did you use? 549 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:53,983 Sideways. 550 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,192 Oh, I like that. 551 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,445 Things went sideways. 552 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:58,946 Well, what direction were they supposed to go? 553 00:28:59,029 --> 00:28:59,947 Not sideways! 554 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,199 The Congresswoman's aide wouldn't agree to help us, 555 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:06,495 so we had to restrain him and his boyfriend and take their phones. 556 00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:10,708 Jack is gonna have to drive the Congresswoman. 557 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,918 Remember, she's not gonna report this money missing. 558 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,545 Plus, you'll be wearing a mask, so you'll be fine. 559 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,797 You just need to get her into the dead zone by 9:15. 560 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:17,882 -Got it. -Okay. 561 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,009 [alarm chirps] 562 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,678 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine... 563 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:23,596 What are you doing? 564 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,681 A mnemonic device. Helps to remember. 565 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,349 You don't get cell reception in a dead zone, 566 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,143 which is like bein' underwater, like a submarine. 567 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,644 9:15 submarine! 568 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,940 Rooster, now that Jack is driving, I need you to be the flagman. 569 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,358 And you have to leave now! 570 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,904 What?! I just got a handle on the auction house guy. 571 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:42,948 [speaks with lisp] I gave him a lisp to make him seem sympathetic. 572 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,492 [Gloria] I'm not asking, I'm telling. 573 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,619 We need someone to stop Jack in the dead zone 574 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,163 to keep the Congresswoman from getting bank alerts. 575 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,081 You need to find a stop sign and a uniform. 576 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:52,583 Top shelf, closet. 577 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,752 I went through a vest phase in the '90s. 578 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,131 I don't know anything about flagmen. 579 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,759 I mean, who is this guy? Is he married? 580 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:04,094 Why do they call him a flagman if he holds up a stop sign? 581 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,847 Hold the stupid sign up and say there's construction up ahead. 582 00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:09,308 And we need someone else to read the script that I gave you 583 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:10,976 and pretend to be from the auction house. 584 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,728 I hate to have to ask this, but... 585 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,979 can Wiggles read? 586 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,983 It is a fair question. 587 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,151 She can read. 588 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:20,986 I think. 589 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,446 Have you seen it performed? 590 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:23,822 I've seen her read a sunscreen bottle. 591 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:27,743 Yeah, she burns really easy and, uh, she needs a really high spiff. 592 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:29,620 Good enough. 593 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,873 Take her the script and then get yourself to Route 40. 594 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,917 Past the sign for the Oakdale Winery. 595 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,920 Jack is gonna be there at 9:15, so we all have to hurry. 596 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,880 I think that's the best we got. 597 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:42,758 If anyone asks, just tell 'em you were a flagman in Vegas. 598 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,803 [Barb] Are you still sure all this is gonna work? 599 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:46,887 Nope. 600 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:53,477 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine... 601 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,563 [♪ "Memphis Soul Stew" by King Curtis plays] 602 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,274 [chainsaw whirring] 603 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,776 [grunting] 604 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,908 [beeps] 605 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,413 Whoo! 606 00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,463 [phone chimes] 607 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,381 [muttering] 608 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,301 [phone chimes] 609 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,637 [both arguing] 610 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,788 Collin feels awful about this, but we are right on schedule. 611 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,123 You need to lose the mask 612 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,458 in case somebody takes a picture. 613 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,753 If I'm gonna keep my base, I need to avoid masks like the plague. 614 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:02,671 [grunts] 615 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:07,968 I guess your snowflake son forgot to tell you to pick up the coffee. 616 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,054 We'll have to stop. 617 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,348 So much for being on schedule. 618 00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,476 [♪ "Memphis Soul Stew" by King Curtis continues] 619 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,106 No texting and driving. 620 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,318 Gonna run somebody over. 621 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:26,278 I don't need that shit on my Wikipedia page. 622 00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:31,450 [engine revs] 623 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,535 [engine whirring] 624 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,801 [♪ "Memphis Soul Stew" by King Curtis continues] 625 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,349 [beeps] 626 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:15,494 [horn honking] 627 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,412 Let's go! 628 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,123 Jack is gonna have the Congresswoman in the dead zone in ten minutes! 629 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,500 What the hell are you wearing? 630 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,586 The hottest time me and Stan ever did it was in the '80s. 631 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,631 I was workin' for a regional airline, and he was on one of my flights. 632 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,967 I was just feelin' nostalgic. 633 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,301 [inhales deeply] 634 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:35,305 If you breathe in deep, you can still smell the Drakkar Noir and jet fuel. 635 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:36,432 Get in the car! 636 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,517 [♪ "Memphis Soul Stew" by King Curtis continues] 637 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,187 [tires screech] 638 00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:46,608 Hi, yeah, I need something called a latte. 639 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,651 What kind of milk? 640 00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:48,777 Uh... 641 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,112 White. 642 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,614 She doesn't strike me as a chocolate milk type. 643 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,741 Not a lot of whimsy. 644 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:54,867 What kind of white? 645 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:58,746 We have whole milk, skin milk, almond milk, oat milk... 646 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,122 [both grunting] 647 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:03,333 [Gloria] Kick her ass, Linda! 648 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:06,628 2% milk, 1% milk, plant milk... 649 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:09,339 Tony! 650 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:12,593 Hazelnut milk, macadamia milk, banana milk, 651 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:16,972 rice milk, coconut milk, hemp milk, buttermilk, 652 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:21,226 camel's milk, quinoa milk, raw milk, flax milk, 653 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,270 cashew milk, goat milk... 654 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,105 [♪ "Memphis Soul Stew" by King Curtis continues] 655 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,191 [panting] 656 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:33,947 [grunts] Be careful. They were out of all those little coffee cup tube tops. 657 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,824 [grunts] 658 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,284 [engine revs] 659 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,703 I'm not saying the virus is a good thing, 660 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:43,290 but the herd does need thinning and it's mostly killing old people. 661 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:45,709 Hang on, Grandma. 662 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:48,462 This is disgusting. This is not what I ordered. 663 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,463 It's not? 664 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:52,591 Well, I got the biggest size. You said you wanted a lot. 665 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,177 A latte! I said I wanted "a latte"! 666 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,553 We have to turn around. 667 00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,972 Oh, I'm sorry, we can't do that. We're runnin' a little late. 668 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,809 Or latte. Whatever pronunciation you prefer. 669 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,191 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays] 670 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:13,362 I think you got a long eyelash or a short pube trapped in there. 671 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,448 Doesn't matter. Stan's not gonna get that close to it. 672 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,784 [sighs] 9:15 submarine. 673 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,661 -What? -Nothing. 674 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,121 No word from Jack. It's go time. 675 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:26,416 Let's answer these security questions and get the account number. 676 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,544 First pet: Bailey. 677 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,963 Car: Dodge Neon. 678 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,257 Favorite song... 679 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,593 Shit. Is it "Groove Is in the Heart" or "Groove Is in the Soul"? 680 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:37,803 Barb. 681 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,429 Barb, look at the essay. What's the song? 682 00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:42,558 Are you sure there's not a way to do this that doesn't involve Stan? 683 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,559 What? 684 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,395 Now that I've been talkin' to him more, I just... I feel guilty. 685 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,312 Give me the essay. 686 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,857 Just promise me he won't get fired. 687 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,233 He's not gonna get fired. 688 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,652 We have to do this now or we're gonna miss our window. 689 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,446 You promise? 690 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,198 Ow! Ow! 691 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,075 Ow! Why does it always have to come to this?! 692 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,371 Whoa, whoa, whoa! [chuckles] 693 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,791 Grandma, you can't say that word anymore. 694 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:11,461 I understand that you met one once. It doesn't matter. 695 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,426 [siren wails] 696 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,013 I'm not saying it's not funny, you just need to find a different word. 697 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,140 No, that one's worse. 698 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,391 Oh, shit. 699 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,018 You got a cop behind you. 700 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,644 No, not you, Grandma. 701 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:28,896 You better pull over. 702 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,398 I will. Just lookin' for a safe spot. 703 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,817 I think I saw a winery up ahead that had a parking lot. 704 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:35,694 -[screams] -Give me! 705 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,405 [both grunting] 706 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,532 -[screams] -[grunts] 707 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:41,783 Ugh, gross, it's warm. 708 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,036 You didn't have to mess up my hair. 709 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,414 All right, Lucia's favorite song is "Groove Is in the Heart." 710 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:48,540 "Groove Is in the Heart." 711 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,417 [exhales deeply] All right. 712 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,295 Say a prayer. Here goes nothin'. 713 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:56,715 [siren wailing] 714 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,343 [Paula] No, I can't turn the noise down, Grandma. 715 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:02,054 -[phone beeping] -Grandma? 716 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,805 Shit, I lost her. 717 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,848 You lost her? 718 00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,433 You better pull over now. 719 00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,018 I'm pullin' over. I'm pullin' over. 720 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,103 [siren wailing] 721 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,109 [Spanish accent] Excuse me. 722 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:18,153 I need to talk to a manager right away. 723 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,322 Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager. 724 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,575 I was just checking online and my balance is off. 725 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,619 It is not right. There has been a mistake. 726 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,372 Uh, no need to panic. We get this a lot. 727 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,083 Often a spouse makes a withdrawal without your knowledge 728 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,459 and the balance is a little lower than... 729 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,878 No, no, it is not lower. It is higher. 730 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:36,838 Like, way higher. 731 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,465 Two million dollars too high. 732 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:43,261 Oh, my. Okay, well, let me get into your account and take a look-see. 733 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:45,514 I'll need your account number and an ID. 734 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,517 And I'll need to take a peek under that mask to verify your identity. 735 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,769 No problem. 736 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,818 This virus has me so worried. 737 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,904 I take care of my mother and if I was to bring this home to her, 738 00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,990 I would never forgive myself. 739 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:08,036 I know how you feel. I take care of my mom, too. 740 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,831 One Covid germ at the tip of my finger when I'm scraping 741 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,542 the gummy fish off her teeth and that's it. 742 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,459 Ah. 743 00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,128 Sorry for all of this. 744 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,879 I had to give my ID at the pharmacy 745 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,591 and the girl that I handed it to, she had a nasty cough, so... 746 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:25,137 Uh, actually, okay, that's fine. Just... I can see it from there. 747 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,390 No, you don't need to take your mask off. I can tell it's you from the eyes. 748 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,184 Okay. Thank you. Account number? 749 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:35,313 Get your license out. I'm already running late. 750 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,816 I don't have a... I mean, I forgot my... 751 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,526 What do you think the cop is waiting for? 752 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:43,280 Probably running the plates to make sure the car wasn't reported stolen. 753 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,826 You ever work out with those giant rubber bands? 754 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,411 They're pretty strong, right? 755 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,329 [indistinct radio transmission] 756 00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:53,165 I mean, if you accidentally got 'em wrapped around your wrists 757 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:56,334 and your ankles, do you think you could chew your way free? 758 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,712 [indistinct radio transmission] 759 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,050 [Southern accent] I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle, sir. 760 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:03,967 [rooster crows] 761 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,512 [tape rewinding] 762 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,097 They had to change the plan. 763 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:12,100 All you gotta do is read the script when Gloria calls. 764 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,437 Can you read... it? 765 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,772 Sure. I'm a good reader. 766 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,317 I got a perfect score on the verbal section of the SAT. 767 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,985 Zero on the math, though. 768 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,821 They say it's never been done before or since. 769 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:25,864 Hi, Larry. 770 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:30,077 Keys on the peg board so you don't pop the plastic safety bubble. 771 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,953 Thanks for being a hero. 772 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,455 [door closes] 773 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:41,088 You think you can keep that cop busy for a couple hours? 774 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,423 They don't call me Wiggles for nothing. 775 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:47,302 [rock music plays] 776 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,305 Well, I thought they called you Wiggles 'cause you wore wigs. 777 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,015 It's a homonym. 778 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,142 Oh. 779 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,853 You actually thought this was a good idea? 780 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,605 Better than tryin' to hold traffic for 20 minutes 781 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,398 in a bedazzled butterfly vest? Yeah. 782 00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:03,026 Plus, I know way more about cops than flagmen. 783 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,402 Excuse me. Hi, Officer. 784 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:08,073 I'm a US. Congresswoman and I'm on my way to a very important meeting. 785 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:11,243 [Southern accent] Ma'am, I'm in the middle of an investigation. 786 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:15,330 I'm gonna need you to keep your head and your arms in the vehicle. 787 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,834 Gloria's gonna need at least ten minutes in the bank. 788 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,293 How the hell you plannin' on keep... 789 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,379 [Southern accent] Sir, have you been drinkin'? 790 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,133 Okay, here it is. 791 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,426 You had a large deposit from an auction house. 792 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,636 Did you sell something recently? 793 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,265 [Spanish accent] My papa died and we sold off all of his horse statues, 794 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,684 but we only got 25,400. 795 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,768 [chuckles] Okay. 796 00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:41,523 Well, here we go, then. They accidentally deposited $2,540,000. 797 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,983 How is that even possible? 798 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,484 Probably a sticky zero key. 799 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,610 Happened to me once. 800 00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:49,948 I accidentally sent my sister a gift card for $500 instead of 50. 801 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,199 Still didn't get a thank you. 802 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,284 Oh. 803 00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,664 I like your tie, Daddy. 804 00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:02,127 [whispers] I'd like it even more balled up in my mouth. 805 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,546 [chuckles] 806 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,757 Barb. Oh... 807 00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:09,843 Wow, you look, uh... 808 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,762 Just like I did that time we got busy in the bathroom? 809 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,348 Allegheny Airlines flight 853 to Scranton. 810 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:18,185 Short flight, but a long ride, as I recall. 811 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,312 I can still feel the turbulence. So naughty! 812 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,274 You're the naughty one with that sexy call... 813 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,901 Oh, my God. 814 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,944 I can see the nipple ring. 815 00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:31,740 I saw a bump under your shirt before, but I just thought you had tall moles. 816 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,450 I'm going to call the auction house. 817 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:37,996 How about you take me into the vault and put a huge deposit into my box. 818 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,748 You know, like a safety deposit... 819 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,249 No, I got it. Um... 820 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,501 I need to speak to somebody in the accounting department. 821 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:47,172 Look, uh, I'm in the middle of a situation here with a customer. 822 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,298 I knew it. 823 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,134 Pierce all the nipples you want, 824 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,845 you're still a boring bean-counter at heart. 825 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,096 Uh, Barb, wait. 826 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,140 You know, you talk a big game, Stan, 827 00:41:57,224 --> 00:41:59,643 but when it comes down to it, you're not spontaneous. 828 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:03,104 I can't be with a man who thinks with his calculator instead of his pecker. 829 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,022 [Wiggles] Hello? 830 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,525 I'm going to put you on the phone with the bank manager, Donna. 831 00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:09,027 He's going to save your job. 832 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,029 It's Donna from the auction house. 833 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,948 They're having a problem with their hold music. 834 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,491 It's bleeding into the call. 835 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,868 [grunts] Barb, ten minutes, please. 836 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,328 I'll give you three. 837 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:21,581 And then all this yumminess walks out for good. 838 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,835 Hello, this is Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager, 839 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:27,128 Second Union Trust. 840 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,923 Hi. Lucia just explained the mistake I made, 841 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:32,884 and I'm hoping we can fix it before my boss finds out 842 00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:33,969 and I get into a lot of trouble. 843 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,929 Yep. Yeah, sounds good. 844 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:39,349 Uh, let's punch some numbers and get it done. 845 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,982 [Southern accent] All right, sir, I'm gonna need you to stand on one foot 846 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,943 and say the alphabet backwards, startin' from the letter T. 847 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,903 [chuckles] 848 00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,405 [indistinct radio transmission] 849 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,365 T... S... R... 850 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,284 -Backwards! -[groans] 851 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,994 That was backwards, asshole! 852 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,120 -[siren wailing] -[grunts] 853 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:03,540 Still think stealin' a cop car was a good idea? 854 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,834 -[siren wailing] -[Jack] Freeze. 855 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:09,254 [brakes screech] 856 00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:16,303 We got a high-speed chase coming this way and we need help setting up a roadblock! 857 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,264 Come on, let's go! 858 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,725 Duty calls. I gotta help my boys in khaki. 859 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,102 Put your hands on the hood till I get back. 860 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,899 [siren wailing] 861 00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:35,989 [Wiggles] Four, three, seven, two, five, one. 862 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,032 [Stan] Okay, got it. 863 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,992 And you're sure you don't want me to deposit it 864 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,827 into the same account it came from? 865 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,206 I think you said it needed to go to accounts receivable 866 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,334 so your boss doesn't find out, right? 867 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:49,294 Yes, right. 868 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:50,337 What she said. 869 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,630 [man] Come on, face forward. 870 00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:54,591 [Wiggles] Oh, shit. I gotta go. Uh... 871 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,926 My boss is coming. Thank you so much. 872 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:04,059 Let's go! I've got a very important meeting about the Covid vaccine. 873 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:07,479 If I'm late, Bernie's gonna give away free college tuition with every shot. 874 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:11,149 Yeah, uh, listen... the cop was right. 875 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,067 I have been drinking. 876 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:12,984 It's 9:00 in the morning. 877 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:15,236 Well, I was nervous to meet a congresswoman. 878 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,447 So when Collin asked me to cover for him, I had a few pops. 879 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,365 And some Vicodin. 880 00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:21,034 You know, if I just walk around for eight minutes or so, 881 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:24,829 I can clear my head and then I can get back behind the wheel. 882 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,706 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 883 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:27,624 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 884 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:28,541 What are you doin'? 885 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,959 Screw it. I'm driving left-footed. 886 00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:30,919 -No. No. -Wait, don't. 887 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,504 I cannot allow you to endanger yourself. 888 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:33,546 My son adorns you, 889 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,299 and Congress needs someone who'll stick up for large corporations. 890 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,968 Look, I'll just look for reception. 891 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,471 You stay in the car. There's lots of bears in the area. 892 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,348 They can smell your broken foot! 893 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,227 Typically, corporate frowns upon overriding the transfer limit, 894 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,437 but in time-sensitive matters... 895 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,775 ...it's not a problem. 896 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,903 Okay, transfer is complete. 897 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:58,363 Have a great day. 898 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:03,326 Do I have 30 seconds to splash a little water on my nether region? 899 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:06,496 The scooter ride to work in humidity really took its toll. 900 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:08,790 Make it quick. And hit the pits, too. 901 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,083 Okay. 902 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,626 [groans] 903 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,586 [Southern accent] Never learn, son. 904 00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:18,466 That's the shit we train for! [laughs] Who's with me? [laughs] 905 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,844 -Hey! Get over here! -Hey! 906 00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:24,764 [suspenseful music plays] 907 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,480 [grunting] 908 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,398 [farts] 909 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,315 Sorry. 910 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:35,400 It happens. 911 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,904 [siren wailing] 912 00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:43,283 [tires screech] 913 00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:45,326 Get in. Wiggles can't wiggle forever. 914 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,120 I thought they called her that 'cause she wore wigs. 915 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,289 -It's a homo-limb. -Ah. 916 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,374 [siren wailing] 917 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:55,044 Show... me... the money. 918 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,926 [phone rings] 919 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:02,844 Oh, oh, oh... 920 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,137 Did we do it? 921 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,054 Yes! 922 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,182 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! Yes! 923 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,266 [laughs] Yes! 924 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,185 [Barb] Yes! Yes! 925 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,938 [Stan, sing-songy] Yes! 926 00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:16,191 [phone chiming] 927 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,068 [laughs] Oh, yes! 928 00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:20,153 [phone chiming] 929 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,154 No. 930 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:22,113 [phone chiming] 931 00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:23,031 No. 932 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:23,948 [phone chiming] 933 00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,867 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 934 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,327 [phone rings] 935 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,620 Your father's an asshole! 936 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,080 [Collin] That's not my father! It's the FBI! 937 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:31,998 They came to my house! 938 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:35,293 They said something about tax fraud and you hiding money in a secret bank account. 939 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,337 -You need to... -[Brett grunts] 940 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:40,131 I'm coming! I have to do this first! 941 00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:41,174 They're on to me. 942 00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,551 The bank... the feds must have seized my assets. 943 00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:46,471 [siren wailing] 944 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:47,555 [whispers] Deep state. 945 00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:49,474 They even know how you lied to your housekeeper about 946 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:50,808 paying for her kid's college. 947 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:54,229 Stop talking! Deep state is listening! 948 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,315 [siren wailing] 949 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:06,199 -Whoo! -Whoo! 950 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,624 [♪ "Groove Is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite plays] 951 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:16,876 Hey! 952 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:17,794 Hey! 953 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:20,213 Hello! Guess who stole a cop car today! 954 00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,423 -What?! -This animal stole a cop car! 955 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:23,466 Worked like a charm! 956 00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,301 -Like a charm! -Like a charm! 957 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,678 I can't believe we pulled this off! 958 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:28,054 What do you mean you can't believe we pulled this off? 959 00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:29,222 You told me you were sure it was gonna work. 960 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,557 -I lied! -You lied?! 961 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,849 -I lied! -She lied! 962 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:32,767 [all laugh] 963 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,396 Well, let's just say I did not penalize Stan 964 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:39,190 for his early withdrawal! 965 00:47:39,274 --> 00:47:40,316 [all] Oh! 966 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,194 [♪ "Groove Is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite plays louder] 967 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,790 [all] You can read! 968 00:47:57,834 --> 00:47:59,836 [♪ "Groove Is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite continues] 969 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:07,320 You have made my day. That's so wonderful you're coming. 970 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,655 I know, right? 971 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,740 But I'm driving, so it'll be about a week. 972 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:14,410 Don't go through Missouri. It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around. 973 00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:18,456 A Waffle House cook flirted with me outside of St. Louis. 974 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,668 Your father thinks he was in a human trafficking gang. 975 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,378 -His tattoos told a story. -[sighs] 976 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,422 Jack, take I-40 if you want your woman alive. 977 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:30,009 Well, actually, I don't know if Gloria's comin' or not. 978 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,219 I still haven't asked her. 979 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,471 Son, you have to nut up. 980 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,056 -What? -Nut up. 981 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,683 I heard it on a TV program. 982 00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:38,059 Uh, well, okay. 983 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:39,602 I mean, I'm trying. 984 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:42,397 But every time I look her in the eye, I chicken out. 985 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,359 Talking was a lot easier when we could just whisper things through the toilet. 986 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,904 Son, if you don't find a way to ask this girl to come with you, 987 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,449 you are going to lose her forever, so nut up. 988 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,409 Please stop saying that. 989 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,285 [knocking on door] 990 00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:59,205 Hey, I'll call you back when I know more details. I love you both. 991 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,915 We love you, too, Jackie boy. 992 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,251 Love you, son. [whispers] Avoid Missouri. 993 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,170 What's this? 994 00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:09,006 Everything you need to start your new life. 995 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,926 A driver's license, passport, Social Security number, 996 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011 a teaching certificate... the works. 997 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,180 Whoa. 998 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,851 I thought you said this was gonna take a while. 999 00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:24,856 Well, I couldn't let you be someone else before I got what I needed from Jack. 1000 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,316 Nice to meet you, Rick Ensor. 1001 00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:30,528 Nice to meet me, too. 1002 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,405 Rick Enzzer. 1003 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:33,322 En-sor. 1004 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:36,617 I'll have to nail that down before I get to San Diego. 1005 00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:42,123 Yeah, San Diego. 1006 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,585 You're gonna be a great teacher. 1007 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,295 Thanks. 1008 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,589 And you're gonna be great in, uh... 1009 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:50,715 Where'd you say you were going again? 1010 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:51,799 I'm thinking Miami. 1011 00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,634 Oh, Miami. 1012 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,471 The grapefruit city. 1013 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,681 Swim town. 1014 00:50:58,765 --> 00:51:00,767 The party in America's basement. 1015 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:05,229 They don't call it any of those things, but yeah, the beaches, the nightlife... 1016 00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,398 I've got some leads on some wealthy marks I can work. 1017 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:10,985 It's kind of been my dream to live there. 1018 00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,198 Yeah. Okay. Well, cool. 1019 00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:17,825 That sounds like a plan. 1020 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:18,868 Mm-hmm. 1021 00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,204 Or... 1022 00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,247 Or... what? 1023 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:28,377 Or...lando is also a lovely place to live in Florida. 1024 00:51:28,461 --> 00:51:32,507 But then I figured Miami's better, so I stopped myself from saying it. 1025 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:33,800 [chuckles] 1026 00:51:35,218 --> 00:51:36,928 Right. 1027 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,847 Well, I gotta start packing. 1028 00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,727 [slow instrumental music plays] 1029 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:09,085 Hey, boo, you there? 1030 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,384 Yeah. Yeah, Papi, I'm here. 1031 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,594 I was just thinkin'... 1032 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,721 I know Miami is your dream 1033 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,267 with all the nightlife and, uh, fish, I think you said. 1034 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:26,352 You wanna come with me? 1035 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:29,230 [stammers] 1036 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,147 Is that crazy? 1037 00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:32,567 No. I just... 1038 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:33,776 I wasn't expecting you... 1039 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:35,903 I should have said something earlier, but this is hard, 1040 00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:38,322 and I don't know why because we talk about other things, 1041 00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:40,992 but I don't know, this is... 1042 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,076 This is, um... 1043 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,579 It's weird. I hear you. 1044 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:45,830 This wall helps. 1045 00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,165 Oh, no, it's a godsend. [chuckles] 1046 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,835 Look, I think we make a pretty good team. 1047 00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:53,462 And not just with crime. 1048 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,840 Even though it never happened, 1049 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,634 the night we slept together was pretty great. 1050 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:02,597 I-I thought so, too. I just wasn't... 1051 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,766 It was the best thing that never happened to me in my life. 1052 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,518 It was great. 1053 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:11,314 Look, I know I keep thinking, yes, Miami is the dream, 1054 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:15,026 but maybe the dream is just missing something, you know? 1055 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:18,070 Unless you came... a while. 1056 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,455 Tap, tap. Is this thing on? 1057 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,540 Yes, it is. 1058 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,126 [sighs] 1059 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,129 You'd have a blast. 1060 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:40,468 We could keep ripping off bad people and giving free stuff to nice people. 1061 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,385 I love that. 1062 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,846 Yeah, we could. 1063 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,475 It's just... 1064 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,394 Well, there's my parents and teaching... 1065 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:54,649 And I'm not a criminal. 1066 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:57,151 What if you came with me to San Diego? 1067 00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:02,323 You might also love not doing crime... perhaps. 1068 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,909 You know? [chuckles] 1069 00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,455 Tap, tap, tap. 1070 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:15,211 So I'd be your girlfriend and we would double-date 1071 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,380 with your parents to early bird dinners? 1072 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:22,301 [chuckles] Well, I don't know if it'd be that glamorous, but yeah. 1073 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,685 I think... 1074 00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:37,692 I think you deserve to live the life that you've been dreaming of. 1075 00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:40,861 And I deserve to live my dreams, too. 1076 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:46,951 And it sounds like maybe... 1077 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,413 Maybe our dreams are a little bit too... 1078 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:52,873 Different. 1079 00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,422 [sighs] 1080 00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,593 Hey, before we take off, 1081 00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,929 there is one more fun thing we should do together. 1082 00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:10,725 Oh. Okay. Uh... 1083 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,560 You want me to come over there or should I just try to force it through? 1084 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,395 No, no, not that. 1085 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,896 At least not yet. 1086 00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:19,316 We have some unfinished business first. 1087 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,402 [upbeat music plays] 1088 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,826 [sighs] 1089 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,045 Paco. You won the contest. 1090 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:41,464 You won the contest! 1091 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,259 And there's a check in here for $10,000! [laughs] 1092 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,803 That says $100,000! 1093 00:55:47,887 --> 00:55:53,434 [gasps] $100,000! Ay, Dios mio! Oh! 1094 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:58,189 This is why we pray, Paco. This is why we pray. 1095 00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:04,987 Melvin, thanks for driving. 1096 00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:05,905 You're a good friend, Melvin. 1097 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,532 Yeah, yeah. This is bullshit. 1098 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:13,329 What kind of God allows you people to steal my money and my toilet paper, 1099 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:16,749 steal my girl, jack up my truck using it to kidnap a man, 1100 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:21,170 and then that same guy makes you all rich with a winning goddamn lotto ticket? 1101 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:25,382 Well, he works in mysterious ways, but you bring up a good point. 1102 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:26,509 I'll pay for gas. 1103 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,344 Oh, you're payin' for more than gas. 1104 00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:31,222 You're payin' for meals, hotels, and snacks. 1105 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,973 I like a premium nut mix. 1106 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,391 [clicks tongue] 1107 00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:35,810 So nice to meet you. 1108 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,646 Thank you for being such a great partner to my celly and friend. 1109 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,941 I hope someday I can find a love as great as you two have. 1110 00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:43,442 Ah, you will, Jeff. 1111 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,736 I don't like white guys, but some people still do. 1112 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,322 So... hang in there. 1113 00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:53,702 Rooster. I'm gonna miss you, man. 1114 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:56,080 You're like my brother from another mother. 1115 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,625 Which is good 'cause my brothers from my actual mother were psychopaths 1116 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:02,044 who tried to feed me cigarette butts in my sleep. 1117 00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,421 Well, I'm glad we're better brothers than that. 1118 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:06,757 Barb. 1119 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,676 I know. 1120 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,802 Thank you for everything. 1121 00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,847 Two and a half decades, I lived in a jungle. 1122 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:13,764 [Barb] Hmm. 1123 00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:16,725 For the first time in ages, you gave me a chance to live in a loving home. 1124 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:22,690 Of all the stray mutts and wounded birds Rooster's brought home, 1125 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,483 you two were my favorite. 1126 00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:25,401 Come here. 1127 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:30,364 If you ever get sick of your real family, 1128 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,659 just know you got another one right here waitin' for ya. 1129 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,452 My door's always open. 1130 00:57:35,536 --> 00:57:38,122 If it isn't, clearly you can just break in. 1131 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,957 Yeah. 1132 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,250 Go on. 1133 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,088 -Hey. -Hey. 1134 00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:51,468 What's this? 1135 00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,180 For the road. 1136 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,187 [sighs] 1137 00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:03,439 [sighs] 1138 00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:05,941 -[Gloria sighs] -[engine starts] 1139 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,779 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks plays] 1140 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,046 A spiral staircase? 1141 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,881 It's a condo you share with old people, Jack. 1142 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:30,341 You tryin' to get somebody killed? 1143 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,426 Good lookin' out. 1144 00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:38,515 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks continues] 1145 00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:41,435 [man on PA] Flight 234 to Miami is now boarding. 1146 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:56,742 Jack. 1147 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,786 -Jack! -Jack! 1148 00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:14,051 [no audio] 1149 00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:22,142 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks continues] 1150 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,723 [no audio] 1151 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:10,566 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks continues] 1152 01:00:14,987 --> 01:00:19,116 [no audio] 1153 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,477 [no audio] 1154 01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,209 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks continues] 1155 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,318 [♪ "Better Things" by The Kinks continues] 1156 01:02:36,128 --> 01:02:39,047 [♪ "Talk About the Good Times" by Jerry Reed plays]