1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,132 And tonight's winning numbers are... 4 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,552 five. 5 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,722 Nine. 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,350 Fifteen. 7 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:02,021 Twenty-one. 8 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:05,524 And the lucky number. 9 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,778 - Thirty. 10 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,198 Congratulations to the winner. 11 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,642 Turn the water heater on, George. 12 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:40,810 Hm? 13 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:42,978 I'd like to shower. 14 00:01:44,106 --> 00:01:46,149 I'm not sure turning on the water heater 15 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:48,818 should be on my list of responsibilities. 16 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,946 You're out here first. You've been out here since-- 17 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,658 Just turn the water heater on, please. 18 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,826 I can't. 19 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,119 Why? 20 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,249 I'm busy making tea. 21 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:04,083 The kettle is making tea. 22 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,418 There she is. 23 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,693 Whoops. 24 00:02:34,156 --> 00:02:36,407 Settle. Settle. 25 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,877 Turn the water heater on, George. 26 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,380 Going, going. 27 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:07,897 - Go to work. - Work? 28 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,317 Go to whatever you like to call it. 29 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,943 It's Sunday, the day of rest. 30 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:18,490 You know, it's never too late to try something new. 31 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,242 - Yes, it is. - I've suggested hobbies. 32 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,703 - Do I strike you as a beekeeper? - George. 33 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,580 Or maybe a stamp collector? 34 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,540 Or should I paint tiny toy trains 35 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,417 and make the conductor wave? 36 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,086 I am trying to cultivate a positive head space 37 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,421 until the audition. 38 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,881 Two days. 39 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,342 I only need two days of peace, George. 40 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,220 Goodbye. 41 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,806 Have a nice day, Annie. 42 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,601 Thanks, you too. 43 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,333 - What? - Mr. George Decker? 44 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,085 - No. - Yes. 45 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,252 - No. - Yes. 46 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,713 This is Jack and Associates Debt Collection. 47 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:18,884 Your outstanding balance of $65,100.5 48 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:21,261 - is past due-- 49 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,178 The United States government 50 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,972 and the American Firearm Federation 51 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,390 would like to remind you that, 52 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,226 due to recently passed U.S. code 060519, 53 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:11,396 only the purchase of an approved firearm 54 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,356 has universal coverage of health insurance. 55 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:19,486 I repeat, health insurance can only be obtained or sustained with the purchase of an approved firearm. 56 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,447 Please see that your local department 57 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,532 for more information. 58 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,788 Hottest thing in the market. 59 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,375 Mm-hmm, yes I know it sounds like a lot-- 60 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,500 I'm going to the Bahamas. 61 00:06:15,377 --> 00:06:19,046 If I were you, I'd get in now. The fundamentals are sound. 62 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,173 It may be my brokerage, 63 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,092 but at the risk of offending compliance, 64 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,636 which is a department of me... 65 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,346 I just wanted to let you know 66 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,723 I'm investing in this company myself. 67 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,560 A wise decision. I'll put that through today. 68 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,104 All right. Love you too, Mom. 69 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:38,982 Flexing that economics degree, are you, Kent? 70 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,528 Uh, triple majoring at Bloward University cost a pretty penny. 71 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,154 I've got to put it to use when I can. 72 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:48,450 So, when are you headed to the Isle of June? 73 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:49,785 What's that? 74 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:50,994 The most beautiful place from space. 75 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,913 - I don't follow. - The Bahamas. 76 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,499 Ah. 77 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,126 I would like to think soon. 78 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,585 Soon. 79 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,547 Okay. Yeah. 80 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,424 Look at you. Go, go, George. 81 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:03,841 Go, go, George. 82 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,010 - It has a ring to it. - Alliteration. 83 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,221 - A literal ring, in a sense-- - I know what alliteration is. 84 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:12,349 - It's the constant repetition-- - I'm aware. 85 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:13,976 Do you know onomatopoeia? 86 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,435 I do. 87 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:19,773 Swah! 88 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,069 - Yes. - You're a smart man, George. 89 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:26,989 Always have been a smart man, even if you didn't want to. 90 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,493 I didn't mean to... 91 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:32,870 Oh. 92 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,997 Bygones and all that. 93 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,206 Yeah. 94 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:41,378 So, are you leaving soon, soon? 95 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,255 Have you been saving? 96 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:45,757 Yes. 97 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,551 Here and there. 98 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,345 No. 99 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,680 Well, maybe today's your lucky day. 100 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,432 Win the lotto, settle up with me, 101 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,601 and then jet off to a new life with the missus, huh? 102 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,020 All right. 103 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,734 Um, you know, I've never calculated a total. 104 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,986 - It's been years. - Time flies. 105 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:08,531 - Maybe we should get an idea? - Oh, I'd love to. 106 00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:10,115 I'm-- I'm in a bit of a rush. 107 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,950 - Of course. - Work. 108 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,952 Okay, well, take pride in being a man 109 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,746 who's important to society, all right? 110 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:20,585 Oh, and did Annie book that infomercial? 111 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,170 Um, audition's in a couple days. 112 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,506 I-- I told you, as soon as her acting career takes off, 113 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,133 I'll pay you back. 114 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,968 But then that'll be her money, though, George. 115 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:32,679 We're married. 116 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,560 Have a good one. 117 00:08:55,662 --> 00:08:58,080 Have you seen him? 118 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,665 No, sorry. 119 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,001 You're 45 minutes late. 120 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,795 We don't open till 11. 121 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,797 Why must we be here so goddamn early? 122 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,298 As Mother used to say, 123 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,552 "Preparation is the buns for the meat." 124 00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:12,552 Preparation is the buns for the meat. 125 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,096 Mother said that. 126 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,306 Thank God for nonsense from your dead mom. 127 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,685 Are you implying that my experience isn't satisfactory? 128 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:21,186 I have been in the workforce longer than you've been alive. 129 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,939 Don't cry me any blue-collar tears, bitch. 130 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,067 Don't blame me for your horizontal life. 131 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,616 I'm moving you from the floor. 132 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,950 Excuse me? 133 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,785 I'm putting you in the custodial department. 134 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,328 - The fuck? - Don't you raise 135 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,955 - your voice with me. - What the flying shit? 136 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,081 I am a stellar waiter. 137 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,374 Mother made this restaurant 138 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,792 the institution that it is today, 139 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,294 and your commitment hasn't lived up 140 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,837 to our time-tested standards. 141 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,338 - My commitment? - I can't have you pi-- 142 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,548 By your standards? 143 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,383 I can't have you pissing all over her grave 144 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,593 with your disrespectful behavior. 145 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,598 When have I ever exhibited disrespectful behavior? 146 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,600 Marie. 147 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,350 You're a worthless donkey roasting in the twilight 148 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,269 - of your life. - Hm. There's a raise for you. 149 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,146 - Thank you. - Tod, you're up. 150 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,480 Be cruel. 151 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,400 Y-- you-- you-- you're-- you're a miserable man, 152 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,988 and you smell like fat beer shit. Oh, I'm so proud of my boy. 153 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,906 - Thanks. - This is abuse. 154 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,700 This, this is corruption. 155 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,285 Is this your way of quitting? 156 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,204 Flowered boy can't figure out how to use a mop? 157 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:24,916 I'm not quitting. 158 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,295 But I'm taking the day off. 159 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,049 Unpaid. Naturally. 160 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,594 - I did well. - You did so good. 161 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,679 You did very good. 162 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,477 You getting ready for that audition? 163 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,644 Getting there. 164 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,027 Right two. Kick it up a notch. 165 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,990 I'm getting ready to mourn our 15th year anniversary, 166 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,784 - if you can believe it. - Oh, that's a big one. 167 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,705 Yeah, 15 years since Mickey moved me from everyone I love 168 00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:05,332 to an entry-level job that he gets fired from, 169 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,377 only to end up baking all goddamn day. 170 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,796 - Got unlucky. - Don't say that, Annie. 171 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,589 Don't-- He fucks everything up. 172 00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:13,840 If likes spending his time in the kitchen-- 173 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,217 Shh. 174 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,806 I am doing something to celebrate, though. 175 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,182 Just me. 176 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,017 I'm going skydiving. 177 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,478 Skydiving? Alone? 178 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,773 Uh, there's an instructor at the flight school place. Ty. 179 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,736 Honestly, I'd rather spend my anniversary with him. 180 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,736 Ty? 181 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,030 Ty is a man. 182 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,701 Man of experience. 183 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,162 Reminder, turn off your cell phones 184 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,789 before class begins. 185 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,541 This is known, Abeline. 186 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,918 How can we turn our cell phones off before class begins? 187 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,878 It's already happened. The beginning is over. 188 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:54,172 That's probably Ty calling. 189 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:59,428 He's been trying to reach me all week. You know, it'd be sad if it wasn't so fucking cute. 190 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,472 - Must be nice. - Yeah. 191 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,692 And tonight's winning numbers are... 192 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,861 six. 193 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,696 Two. 194 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,573 Nineteen. 195 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,740 Twenty-three. 196 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,034 Fifty-five. 197 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,203 And the lucky number... 198 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,293 Congratulations to the winner. 199 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,842 Hi, everybody. 200 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,218 It's me, Triceraglocks. 201 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,637 Bang, bang. 202 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,640 The ticket to Target Island is your very own 203 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,684 Triceraglocks! 204 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:51,605 {\an8}That's right. For just $3.99, you can... 205 00:12:59,989 --> 00:13:00,947 I got shot today. 206 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,131 I got demoted. 207 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,509 Oh, shot and demoted. 208 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,219 That's almost impressive. 209 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,981 - What are you doing? - I read in a magazine today 210 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:40,153 that an actress must absolutely practice her vocal warm-ups 211 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,947 to keep her larynx loose. 212 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,660 - Please don't. - Wow. Wow. 213 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,411 - Wow. - Uh... 214 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,829 Ooh. 215 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,331 Ooh. 216 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,749 Wow. Wow. 217 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,546 Wow. Wow. 218 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,673 - We really ought to get a gun. - No. 219 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,550 ♪ Oh ♪ 220 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,052 Wow. Wow. 221 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,888 - I'd like to see a doctor. - The answer is no. 222 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,851 - Wow. - We're the only people I know 223 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:11,226 that don't have a gun. 224 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,644 Okay, this is not up for debate. 225 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,729 And now I have to start over. 226 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,160 - What? - I forgot. 227 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,913 Oh, we scheduled dinner with Gemma and Mikey. 228 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,874 I didn't schedule anything. 229 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,917 - Put your coat on. - I just unwrapped this. 230 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,085 - Throw it in the fridge. - You want me to put a hot, 231 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,878 frozen dinner in the fri-- 232 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,133 the shade of the reality. 233 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,264 Let's go further. 234 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,224 We have a material . 235 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,936 God. 236 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,814 Hi, honey. 237 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,108 Mm... 238 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,902 I'm surprised to see you made time for us outside the kitchen. 239 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,613 Oh, stop. 240 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,072 - How-- how are you? - Fine. 241 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,117 It's been an hour. 242 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:16,750 Uh, traffic, uh, on the highway was just brutal. Huh. Must have been an accident. I took the highway and flew. 243 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,719 Usuals for me. 244 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,012 We're supposed to be closed. 245 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,314 George, how's your end of things? 246 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,523 George got promoted today. 247 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,485 Good for you. 248 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,362 I've been saying it since day one. 249 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,489 You're going to be running that place in no time. 250 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,158 Have you been job hunting, Mikey? 251 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,495 Uh, you got let go... 252 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,788 when? 253 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,084 Time is an illusion to the fun employed. 254 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,921 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,339 No, I-- I've been busy. 256 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,841 I haven't slept in-- 257 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,385 Oh, I haven't slept in-- 258 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,095 I haven't slept in-- 259 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,596 - I-- - He's been baking. 260 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,933 He is just so proud of those pies. 261 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,018 - I'll tell you my slogan. - Oh, can't wait. 262 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,603 Please. 263 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,314 "With a little discipline and a little practice, 264 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,359 hardly anything is off the table. 265 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,989 At Mikey's, the pies are on the table." 266 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,698 Goddamn you. 267 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,408 - It's a little wordy. - The message is-- that's... 268 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,576 - That is... - It's nearly there. 269 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,206 Oh. 270 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,279 - Mine is better. - Yeah, I've imagine that-- 271 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,698 - Imagine so... - We knew, it was. Yeah. 272 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,199 Would you like a bite, sweetheart? 273 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,288 In-- in what universe would I eat pie to placate you? 274 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,046 Oh. 275 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,798 You're good, hon. 276 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:29,924 Whoo-wee. 277 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,542 - Tomorrow's the first. - Fuck. 278 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,295 - What? - What? 279 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,671 - Tomorrow's the first. - And? 280 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,882 Bill day. 281 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,759 Yeah. 282 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,138 That's sort of your thing, right? 283 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:18,807 Okay, I have been paying for everything forever 284 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,226 and I've decided that it's going to stop. 285 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,895 Uh, why? 286 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,400 I sell insurance, George. You know? I'm not rich. 287 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,278 Uh, we're married? 288 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,781 Well, how about your life insurance premium, for instance? 289 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,826 This is money I'm theoretically going to get when you die. 290 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,994 You should pay your premium. You should pay for your death. 291 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,538 Who says I'm going to die first? 292 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,706 - Don't be funny, George. - Why am I being punished? 293 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,084 You're not being punished. It's called a teachable moment. 294 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,503 You're teaching me. You are teaching me? 295 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,547 Okay, from tomorrow on, I'm covering my half. 296 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,215 - You're covering yours. - My half of what? 297 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,177 Everything. Okay? Times are changing, dear. 298 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,096 Don't you want to be a modern man? 299 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:00,932 Could've signed a prenup, you know. 300 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,100 Yeah, I know. 301 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,477 I thought you were going to be some big shot. 302 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,277 Turn the water heater on. 303 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,070 I'm making tea. 304 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,488 - The kettle is making tea. - The kettle does my bidding. 305 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,282 - I make the tea around here. - Hello? 306 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,533 Mr. George Decker? 307 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,826 - His wife. - Just as well. 308 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,287 - This is Jack-- 309 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:24,455 The water heater. 310 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,751 The United States government 311 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,712 and the American Gun Owners Federation 312 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,338 would like to share an amendment 313 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,923 to the recently passed legislation. 314 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,968 Health insurance is now available á la carte, 315 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,512 without to the previously required assimilation 316 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:45,351 to purchase of firearms. Coverage begins at $200,000 per insured person. 317 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,250 We interrupt this program 318 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,919 for breaking news. 319 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,212 - The suspect... - Have you heard about this? 320 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:18,843 ...for the murder of her 48-year-old husband. Police believe that the suspect had sabotaged 321 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,638 her husband's life jacket and pushed him overboard, 322 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,806 knowing he was unable to swim. 323 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,809 Court documents claim she was after a nearly 324 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,520 $2 million life insurance payout. 325 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,233 "And now night falls, 326 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,237 Me, tempest-tost, and driven from pillar to post, 327 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,240 A poor, worn ghost." 328 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,702 - That's beautiful. - Dowson. 329 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,955 Thought it might be yours. 330 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,457 Poetry might have been my second major 331 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,293 at Bloward University, but no. 332 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,504 In my three collections, I never reached Dowson. 333 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,922 But that's okay. 334 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,840 A man needs something to aspire to. 335 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,470 $2 million. 336 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,555 A nice chunk of change, but not worth it. 337 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,140 Worth what? 338 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,893 The soul, George. 339 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,062 Madness eats away at the soul. 340 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,524 Eh. 341 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,528 Do you ever get bored, Kent? 342 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,071 Bored of what? 343 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:21,948 This. 344 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,409 I built Kent's from the ground up 345 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,452 all by myself, man. 346 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,832 I, uh, I didn't mean to-- 347 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,000 I know. 348 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,669 We all have bad days at work. 349 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,004 What about not working? 350 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,588 Well, that's what we work towards. 351 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,173 See, I don't-- I just-- 352 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:44,220 I don't-- I don't know how I feel about that. About what exactly? - Working as a way of... 353 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,139 waiting. 354 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,102 Try to have a good one, George. 355 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,856 This one's on me. 356 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,700 This one's on me? 357 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,418 The numbers are... 358 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,878 nine. 359 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,548 Fuck! 360 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,008 Seven. 361 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,010 Eighty-eight. 362 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:17,188 Time to rehearse. 363 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,525 Do you have a life of spills, drips, and other wet messes? 364 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,402 Do you have a life of spills, drips, 365 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,488 and other wet messes? 366 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:29,367 Wow Sponge. Wow. Wow, 367 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,161 Wow. Wow. Wow, wow. 368 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,622 Wow! 369 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,125 There it is. 370 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,751 Wow Sponge! 371 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,586 There it is, yes! 372 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,672 Wow. Wow Sponge! 373 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,888 - George! - Mikey. 374 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,641 You two know each other? Our wives are friends. 375 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,309 Oh, small world. 376 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:56,894 You know, Mikey is about to start a business. 377 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,104 Isn't that something? 378 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,481 Gathering munitions, as it were. 379 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,817 And to have such a supportive wife 380 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,694 like Gemma makes all the difference. 381 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,070 I'm a lucky guy. 382 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,072 Usual for me. 383 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:16,122 Uh, put it on my card. Whatever George wants is on my wife this morning. 384 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:19,333 In that case, uh, ma-- ma-- make it two tickets then, huh? 385 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,459 Let's not get greedy. 386 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:23,754 Lottery, huh? 387 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,924 Not for me. I like to know where I stand. 388 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,427 - Me too, brother. - Different strokes. 389 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,639 - See you guys. - Mr. Decker. 390 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,099 George. 391 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,729 Top tier, isn't he? 392 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,898 Mm-hmm. 393 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,579 Principal Breyer. 394 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,497 Uh, who else would it be? 395 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,082 May I come in? 396 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:04,378 Uh, you need to schedule something with, uh, eh, what's her name out there? - Just hoping I could-- 397 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,297 I don't mind talking with you when it's scheduled. 398 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:10,259 Okay? It's almost Triceraglocks hour in the auditorium. 399 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,677 You know the deal. Mandatory attendance. 400 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,095 Chop, chop. 401 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,599 - Just that I-- - I said chop, chop. Okay? 402 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,559 When an adult says "chop, chop," you chop twice. 403 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,019 Okay? Hmm. 404 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,318 I love my job. I love my job. 405 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,530 Incoming voicemail from Ty, 406 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,449 the hot skydive instructor. 407 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:40,539 Hello, Mikey. 408 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,709 Uh, can you stop, uh, whisking? 409 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,503 The huffing is nauseating. 410 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,297 Um, I'm out for dinner with a friend from work tonight. 411 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,507 That's all. 412 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,225 Welcome back to the all-day, 413 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:02,270 every day, true crime marathon where we show you 414 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:04,647 cheating spouses and gruesome murders, 415 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,650 24/7 in graphic detail. 416 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,694 For your casual entertainment. 417 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:32,508 "Don't come in today. Piper's building flooded." 418 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,927 Wow. 419 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,724 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. 420 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:44,520 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ♪ 421 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,273 ♪ Wow ♪ 422 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,525 Wow. 423 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,445 Wow, wow, wow. 424 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,988 Wow, wow. 425 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,742 Oh, wow. 426 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,548 Hello? 427 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,633 What? 428 00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:16,969 Today? 429 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,763 You want-- you want to reschedule to today? 430 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,057 Toni-- Uh, oh, yes. 431 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,892 Yes, yes. I'll be right there. 432 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:28,647 Hello. Uh, 'm Annie Decker, and I'm an actress. 433 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:32,653 And I'm reading for the role of Wow Sponge infomercial host. 434 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,781 - Age? - Thirty-one years. 435 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:39,701 - Height? - 5'4", sopping wet. 436 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:41,952 No, 5'4". In heels. 437 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:43,789 5'4". 438 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,666 Social security number? 439 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,875 Social security number? 440 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,961 Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 441 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:53,547 Yes, really. 442 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:55,800 Action. 443 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,847 Hi there. 444 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:04,100 I'm Annie from Wow! Sponge. 445 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:13,275 Do you have a life of spills, drips, and other wet messes? Are you a busy working gal in need of a quick fix? 446 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,985 Do you know what would fill 447 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,695 that unnameable hole inside of you, 448 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,906 eating you alive from the inside out? 449 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,033 I do. 450 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,536 It's the Wow! Sponge. 451 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,081 You'll be spilling things just to clean them up. 452 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,751 It's like a sponge, but... wow! 453 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,718 The Wow Sponge holds twice its weight in liquid. 454 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,512 Look at that. It's doing all the work. 455 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:46,016 Now that is what I call the "Wow Factor." 456 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,644 It doesn't drip. It doesn't make a mess. It's-- 457 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,689 Say it with me. 458 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,940 Wow! 459 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:56,193 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, 460 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,529 which is a downright steal. 461 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,281 But if you call now, 462 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:02,116 and I mean in the next 20 minutes, 463 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:04,118 because we can't hand sponges out 464 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,203 all willy-nilly ad infinitum. 465 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:10,834 We will fill in a second Wow Sponge absolutely free. 466 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,084 That's right. You heard me. 467 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,045 That is two Wow Sponges for only $3.99. 468 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,007 I am swooning. Here's how to order. 469 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:22,845 You call 555-555-5555. 470 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,014 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. 471 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,599 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 472 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:30,102 There is only one true sponge. And it's Wow! 473 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:34,816 That's 555-555-5555. 474 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,161 Oh. 475 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,389 I need you to take out the trash. 476 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,249 Why are you stopping? 477 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,299 Pick it up. 478 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,719 I'm off the clock. 479 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,182 Pick it up. 480 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,561 You have five seconds, George. 481 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,981 Five, four, 482 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,984 three, two... 483 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,317 Why do you treat me like this? 484 00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:02,152 Who are you going to tell? 485 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,867 Oh, God. Oh, no, Lucy. 486 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:07,993 Oh, I'm so sorry. 487 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:12,246 Oh, my goddamn knees. 488 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,914 - Whiny little boy. - I-- 489 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,792 Oh, fuck. 490 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,888 You don't have to. 491 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,902 Do you want me to... 492 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,781 No. 493 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,910 We are proud to present the world premiere of... 494 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:51,201 Sylvia Plath, 495 00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:54,496 poet, lover, lady carbon monoxide. 496 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,582 Did you pay for your half of the bills? 497 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,500 I paid for mine. 498 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,265 Got something to tell you. 499 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:14,642 Is it good night? 500 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,769 I got the part. 501 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,441 Oh. Oh, my God. About... 502 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:24,945 about the audition? 503 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,987 They changed it. I went in today. 504 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,530 I can't believe it. 505 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,824 I'm finally gonna make something of myself. 506 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:32,409 Oh, oh, my God, Annie. 507 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:35,704 Oh! Oh, dear good Lord, we're saved. 508 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,958 - W-- we? - You and me, baby, you and me. 509 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,876 Wh, uh, uh, where-- where-- where-- where-- 510 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,420 where's the check? What's your cut of the royalties? 511 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,423 There's no money, hon. 512 00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:49,093 It's non-union. 513 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:51,261 What? 514 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,515 No, I get paid an experience. 515 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,852 And experience is valuable. I mean, even more valuable than money, they said. 516 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:00,938 I just wanted to tell you in case 517 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:03,190 you wanted to have some sweet dreams tonight. 518 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,614 They're sending us sponges. 519 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,075 For free, George. 520 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,619 Free Wow Sponges. 521 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,165 Wow. 522 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,637 A $2 million life insurance pay. 523 00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:37,058 And she almost made it, too. 524 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,976 That's sloppy. 525 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,856 Can't have witnesses. That's rule number one. 526 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,317 Make it look like an accident. 527 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,405 Everything you own is old and leaky. 528 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,199 Your house is full of shit, George. 529 00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:57,244 No one would suspect a thing. 530 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,372 Send Annie to hell 531 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:03,584 and let the cool island breeze carry you home. 532 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,387 Lucy, I am taking the day off. 533 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,183 My wife and I are celebrating a professional accomplishment. 534 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:24,521 Yes, hers. I-- I-- I'm aware I haven't had 535 00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:26,607 a professional accomplishment in some time. 536 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,484 Goodbye. 537 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,224 It's so exciting. 538 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,309 I mean, it's so cool, Annie, for real. 539 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,396 Shouldn't take this long to get a cup of tea. 540 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,732 Ugh, what's the rush? We're celebrating. 541 00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:10,651 You took the day off for me. Let's enjoy it. 542 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,737 - I was thinking we could-- - I know, and I want to, but... 543 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,448 I gotta get to flight school. 544 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,993 - Again? - He's got me, Annie. 545 00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:21,121 He's got me good. 546 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:24,249 Wait, do you always go there and never to his house? 547 00:35:24,332 --> 00:35:26,124 - Never. - Why? 548 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,004 - Fuck. - Yes! 549 00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:34,883 Oh, come on, come on. Come on! Come on! 550 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,177 Come on! 551 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,263 Fuck me. 552 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:42,057 I would. 553 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:48,480 - You can pick up. - Doesn't matter with you. 554 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,858 If Ty calls, I'll answer. 555 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,943 Don't you think he's gonna get, uh, suspicious? 556 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,028 That would require a single fucking brain cell 557 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:57,197 to fire about anything other than... 558 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,576 - pies. - Hmm. 559 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,286 Annie, if you had told me when I was a little girl 560 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,996 that pies would come to haunt me, 561 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,415 I mean, really, pies are my fucking cross to bear? 562 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,129 Annie? 563 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,714 Hmm? 564 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,549 Sometimes you get this, like, weird twitch in your eye. 565 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,927 Okay, I've never told anyone this. 566 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,388 Not even George. Well, you can trust me, right? 567 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:24,099 I mean, you know you can talk to me about anything? 568 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,186 Okay. 569 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,317 Well, these pills you see me take, 570 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,235 they're meant to stop me 571 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,278 from letting certain thoughts, certain-- 572 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,282 Sometimes I picture just-- 573 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,574 Oh, my God! 574 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,841 Mrs. Breyer. It's been a while. 575 00:36:58,342 --> 00:36:59,593 Hi, Annie. 576 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,806 You ladies doing okay? Or... 577 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,227 Okay. 578 00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:10,646 Good for you and Mikey. 579 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:16,610 So, Annie, how'd that audition go? I got the part. 580 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,445 That's amazing to hear. Congratulations! 581 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,280 I know. It's all happening so fast. 582 00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:21,990 I mean, one day I was just like you, 583 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:23,909 - and now I'm on TV. - I left my wallet in the car. 584 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,160 Annie, can you... 585 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,330 - Yeah. - Thanks. 586 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,706 I'll put it on George's tab. 587 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,917 Tab? 588 00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:37,381 I'll just take care of these now. 589 00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:47,432 On me. 590 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,767 Wow, Annie, thank you. 591 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,602 That's mighty generous. 592 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,358 Annie, have you seen Gemma? 593 00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:39,484 When was the last time you saw Gemma exactly? 594 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:40,610 - What? - I called the school 595 00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:41,820 and they don't kn-- Hello? 596 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,280 - Is George inside? - No. 597 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:47,617 - Stop! - George! George! 598 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,754 Jesus Christ. Annie, you've got a gas leak! 599 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,048 - I think, yeah. - Gas, exactly! 600 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,259 George? Gemma? 601 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:08,473 George? 602 00:39:08,556 --> 00:39:10,140 Gemma? 603 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,245 George! 604 00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:33,456 Holy shit. 605 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,416 Mikey found a gas leak. 606 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,501 - Mikey? - Mikey is the interesting part 607 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,668 of what I just said? 608 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,380 Uh, Mikey found what? 609 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:41,838 A gas leak. 610 00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,632 He was looking for Gemma. I was home. I smelled something. 611 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,550 I wanted a shower because she threw up on me 612 00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:47,803 and all of a sudden, I couldn't breathe. 613 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,304 The fire department came and they said that 614 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,598 all the appliances are shot to hell. 615 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:52,766 And I opened all the windows and doors, 616 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,684 but it still smells like-- 617 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,229 like rotten eggs, don't you think? 618 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,189 Where were you? 619 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,775 George, we need a new water heater. 620 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:05,153 That thing is shot to hell. I'm gonna go take a shower. 621 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:07,823 The water heater is out. It almost tried to kill me. 622 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,574 Are you hearing a word I'm saying? 623 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,076 I'll take it cold. 624 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:14,663 Here's how to order. 625 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,959 You call 555-555-5555. 626 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,377 Here it is again. 627 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:23,713 It's 555-555-5555. 628 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,508 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 629 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,592 There is only one true sponge. 630 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:28,802 And it's Wow! 631 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:33,181 That's 555-555-5555. 632 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,561 Future Oscar Walk of Fame superstar 633 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,937 right here in our goddamn midst. 634 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,814 Bravo, Annie. You did it. 635 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,483 It's a dream come true, guys. 636 00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:43,692 You must be a proud man, George. 637 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,068 Speechless. 638 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,029 - Say something. - I'm speechless, I said. 639 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,032 Well, what are you two doing to celebrate? 640 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,368 - Oh, I don't know. We're gonna-- - You should go skydiving. 641 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:57,581 No, no, that's dangerous. - It's not. The instructors are well-trained. 642 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,374 How do you know so much about skydiving? 643 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:00,959 It's a hobby. 644 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,086 - It's active. - Come on, hun. 645 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:04,504 I've always wanted to try it. 646 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,797 - You have? - You knew that. 647 00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:07,424 - I didn't. - It's quite the release. 648 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,050 - Seeing who's-- - I will book us a reservation 649 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,011 - tomorrow. - I'll refer you. 650 00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,138 He will get you in wherever, whenever you want. 651 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,098 - He? - The skydive thing. 652 00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:17,767 The automated-- the appointment number, Mikey. 653 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,519 Modern technology, huh? 654 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:21,730 Texting a skydive center? 655 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,690 That is unbelievable. 656 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,150 A toast! Oh. 657 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,408 - What's wrong with you? - It was an accident. 658 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:34,576 Sloppy. 659 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,745 Sloppy man. 660 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,413 I'm sorry. 661 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:47,964 Screwed up with the missus. 662 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:50,425 - She'll be fine. - Your missus. 663 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:53,511 How are you, George? 664 00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:58,141 To be honest, I am drowning in debt 665 00:41:58,225 --> 00:41:59,726 and woefully underappreciated 666 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:03,521 in every facet of my small, pathetic life. 667 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:09,529 I am attempting to pull off something truly devilish for which I will certainly burn in Satan's eternal fire, 668 00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:12,197 but I can't imagine hell being any worse than life. 669 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,991 That's great. How's work? 670 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:18,286 Come by sometime. 671 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,205 I'll give you a free slice of pie. 672 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,540 I got pies galore at home. 673 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,878 We say ours are better than homemade. 674 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:30,840 No, no. Burgers Now is selling my pies. 675 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,010 - How's that? - And they pay well. 676 00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:37,180 And that Lucy, well, she couldn't be nicer. 677 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,266 I like their ethos, too. 678 00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:44,062 Preparation is crust for the filling. Solid mantra, that. 679 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,022 And the encouragement. Oh. 680 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:49,484 So refreshing to have higher ups that believe in you. 681 00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:55,532 You know, Gemma's out all day, so I have the house to myself. 682 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:56,742 Sounds nice. 683 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,368 You'd think so. 684 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:05,834 The pies, George, the pies have been my salvation. 685 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:08,712 Salvation to salivate over. 686 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,630 How's that for a slogan? 687 00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:13,466 The trick is the apple, okay? 688 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:16,011 Depending upon what type of apple you use, George, 689 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,682 you can dramatically alter the taste of the pastry. 690 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,309 Honeycrisp, Fuji, Granny Smith. 691 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,478 Gemma usually comes home pretty late, 692 00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:28,816 and so I like to have something delicious waiting for her. 693 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:32,569 The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. 694 00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:35,196 - Must you taste it before-- - She's popular. 695 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,368 She's got friends and interests, and I love that about her. 696 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:41,494 Mmm. 697 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:45,750 Well, our first date. 698 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,375 It's my favorite picture of us. 699 00:43:47,459 --> 00:43:49,794 - It's something, isn't it? - Do you need medical attention? 700 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:51,421 I was lucky. 701 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,215 Lucky as Lou Gehrig. 702 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,760 But, well, you know Gemma. 703 00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:58,762 We start dating. 704 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:02,182 She stops answering my calls. We moved in together. 705 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,976 She rarely comes home. I manage, but-- 706 00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:08,772 There are dark moments, George. 707 00:44:09,773 --> 00:44:11,107 And I think to myself, 708 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,526 "Oh, God, has she been cheating on me?" 709 00:44:14,611 --> 00:44:16,863 I mean, that makes me sound crazy, doesn't it? 710 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,239 And the last thing I want to do 711 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,158 is be one of those hysterical men. 712 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,827 And I get the look, 713 00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:24,664 "No, we don't have sex." 714 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,998 And I have a notebook full of things 715 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:30,251 I would love to experiment with when she's ready. 716 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,171 If I can be honest, George, 717 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,800 I think she might have become asexual. 718 00:44:35,883 --> 00:44:37,634 Just doesn't interest her. 719 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:41,513 But when we first met, woo-wee, George, 720 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:44,307 she was whatever the opposite of asexual is. 721 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,976 - Sexual? - We haven't slept together in... 722 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,732 Can I be honest, George? 723 00:44:51,816 --> 00:44:53,274 I'm-- I'm worried. 724 00:44:53,859 --> 00:44:55,110 I'm worried about me. 725 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,697 I mean, do you listen to the radio, George? 726 00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:00,031 Do you watch the television? 727 00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:01,826 Are you aware of the terrible things 728 00:45:01,909 --> 00:45:04,577 that people do to each other? 729 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:07,122 Why don't you clean yourself up? 730 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:10,625 Sure thing. 731 00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:15,130 You okay? 732 00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:17,590 Never better. 733 00:45:20,803 --> 00:45:22,971 Did you, uh, get the water heater fixed? 734 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,807 Oh, got a new one at Kent's. 735 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:26,266 - Hmm. - Always on. 736 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,561 - Expensive. - Hmm. 737 00:45:30,855 --> 00:45:32,147 Lucky you came by the other day, 738 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,315 or, you know, who knows what would have happened. 739 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,568 - Yeah, lucky indeed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 740 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:37,944 I was looking for Gemma. 741 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,904 - Here? - Well, just checking. 742 00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,614 Yeah. You find her? 743 00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:42,824 - Nope. - No. 744 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,200 No. 745 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:46,829 Uh-huh. 746 00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:14,063 Oh. 747 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,024 Hey, so Annie said that 748 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,985 you were out the other day when the gas leaked. 749 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:21,863 Indeed. 750 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:23,656 Where were you? 751 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,076 Old friends. 752 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,872 - Anyone I'm familiar with? - I don't think so. 753 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:33,249 Well, I might know them, given the pie situation. 754 00:46:36,879 --> 00:46:38,671 These are friends work... 755 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:40,757 nights. 756 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,217 The graveyard shift? 757 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:45,595 Yes. 758 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:50,266 That's funny. 759 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,561 For a restaurant that closes at 9:00 p.m. 760 00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:59,859 They're the cleaning crew. 761 00:47:01,821 --> 00:47:03,029 Oh. 762 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:05,698 Oh. 763 00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:14,040 - Okay, well, good night. - Good night. 764 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,502 So proud of you. I'm so proud. 765 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,878 Thank you. 766 00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:20,547 Good night, you guys. 767 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,138 Did George seem a little off to you tonight? 768 00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:31,016 No. 769 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,851 Hey, I really do love you, Gem. 770 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:44,989 I really don't want to do this, George. Come on, we're celebrating. 771 00:47:45,072 --> 00:47:45,947 Say it with me. 772 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,740 - Live a little. - Wow! 773 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:51,786 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, which-- 774 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:57,542 Yeah, what the fuck is up, you adrenaline junkies? 775 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,377 You goddamn adrenaline addicts. 776 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,796 What the fuck is up, you adrenal heads? 777 00:48:01,881 --> 00:48:05,300 I'm Gail, but enough about me. How are you today? 778 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,969 - We're excited. - Hell yeah. 779 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:08,052 All right, now, listen up. 780 00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:09,512 Come here. Story time. Come here. 781 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:11,932 People are always asking me, 782 00:48:12,016 --> 00:48:15,018 "Gail, what's the trick to staying calm up there?" 783 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,686 All right, now, let's be honest. 784 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:19,856 It's in your DNA to fear, and that's why we're here. 785 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,733 Don't avoid it, confront it. 786 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,278 Head-on collision with our base instincts, motherfucker. 787 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:27,031 Yeah. 788 00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:30,533 Now, here's a tip, all right? This is a Gail trademark. 789 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,286 If you look down, you're falling. 790 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:38,000 But if you look out, you're flying, baby. 791 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,961 Fucking A, right? 792 00:48:41,045 --> 00:48:45,173 Yeah, all right, now, let me just go ahead and check this. 793 00:48:46,050 --> 00:48:47,508 Yes. All right. 794 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,636 Now, um, you know, I do like to suggest 795 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,972 a quick visit to the old toilet day before we head up. 796 00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:56,059 A little field trip to the piss and shit factory, 797 00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:58,102 if you catch my drift. 798 00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:01,230 Uh, yes, please. All right, well, follow me, darling. 799 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:03,191 I gotta empty the tank myself. 800 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,336 George? 801 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:25,797 Yep, I'm Ty. 802 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:28,341 - Uh. - You're Gemma's referral, yeah? 803 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:31,636 - That's right. - Ah. Cool. 804 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,430 Does she ever talk about me? 805 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,600 - Um... - Shit. Sorry. 806 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:42,271 Oh, so weird to ask. Ah, forget it. 807 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,607 She said she loves, uh, skydiving. 808 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:45,775 That's cool. 809 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:48,861 I love her. 810 00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:56,120 Holy shit, is that the Wow Sponge lady? 811 00:49:56,203 --> 00:49:57,453 All right, who's ready to fly? 812 00:49:57,537 --> 00:50:00,248 Oh, excuse me. Huge fan. 813 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,917 - Oh, wow. - Wow, you said it. 814 00:50:03,002 --> 00:50:04,168 - Wow. - Wow. 815 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,294 - Wow. - Wow. 816 00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:07,131 - Wow. - It's like a-- 817 00:50:07,214 --> 00:50:08,673 Wow! 818 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:09,924 Oh, my God. 819 00:50:10,009 --> 00:50:11,300 Wow. Truly. 820 00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:14,429 Oh, oh, my stomach. I can't go up. 821 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:17,515 - What? - My stomach. - I can't go up. - I heard you, 822 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,684 - but what do you mean you're-- - Oof, ouch. 823 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:23,896 That'll result in a $2,000 per person cancellation fee. 824 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,273 What? 825 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:28,735 - Oof, ouch. That'll result in-- - I heard you. I hear all of you, but... 826 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:31,779 it's going to be $4,000 if we don't go up? 827 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,990 - Yeah. Oh! - Oh, dear. 828 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:36,534 All right, hey, listen, what? 829 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:37,952 I'll tell you this, okay? 830 00:50:38,037 --> 00:50:39,370 If we go up, you and me, 831 00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:42,331 lady friend, I'll spare you his fee. 832 00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:44,125 I got the jet already fueled up. 833 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,587 It's all full of fucking fuel, and I'm ready to fly, baby. 834 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:50,047 Gail's ready to fucking fly! 835 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,136 - All right. - This was a gift for you. Go. 836 00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:55,428 I don't want to do this, George. 837 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:56,721 You'll have fun. Go. 838 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,514 - What the hell? - It's my stomach. 839 00:50:58,598 --> 00:51:00,183 It acts up. You know this. 840 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:01,476 It doesn't. 841 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,561 It does. 842 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,313 What do you say, Ms. Wow? 843 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:09,025 I'll go up. For you. 844 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:11,152 - That's a lot of money. - All right. 845 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,239 Smell, you bitch. 846 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:17,867 Okay, Ms. Wow. 847 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,368 Let's hit the jet stream and soar. 848 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:21,163 Fucking soar. 849 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:30,630 Bathroom's inside, to the right, 850 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,673 if it's that kind of stomach thing. 851 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,508 We're almost there. 852 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,637 We're almost there. 853 00:52:26,145 --> 00:52:28,980 Holy shit. Holy shit! 854 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,648 Jesus fucking Christ! 855 00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:57,008 Sorry. 856 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,511 I'll do it myself. 857 00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:08,728 What? 858 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,187 This is East Lake Hospital. 859 00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:12,064 I'm calling to confirm that you do not own 860 00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:13,983 a health insurance qualifying firearm, 861 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,485 nor have you ponied up the dough to purchase one a la carte. 862 00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:21,032 My wife was nearly killed. 863 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:22,617 God damn you. 864 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,953 You couldn't even wait an hour? 865 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,873 I could not, you'll be receiving a bill 866 00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:32,585 in the amount of $200,000.53. 867 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:44,847 Annie Decker of Wow Sponge fame 868 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:47,224 is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident. 869 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:51,437 Now that is what I call the wow fact-- 870 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:04,409 We have a birthday. 871 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:11,082 Decker, you're dancing today. 872 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:13,250 - Lucy, I'm not dancing-- - I'm doing you a favor. 873 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:15,503 The $10 birthday bonus might help. 874 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,256 Your wife is all over the news, 875 00:54:17,339 --> 00:54:19,548 and I imagine things are getting a little tight at home. 876 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,219 $10 is real money, George. 877 00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:26,180 How about a birthday bonus for my boy? 878 00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:34,105 It's your birthday. Happy birthday. 879 00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:36,524 Every day is a gift. 880 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,275 This is yours. 881 00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,403 Thank you. 882 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:47,535 Hit it. 883 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:56,293 ♪ Baby, it's a silly birthday ♪ 884 00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:58,713 ♪ Oh, yeah, another year older ♪ 885 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,007 ♪ Yum, yum, so eat some fucking cake ♪ 886 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:04,802 ♪ Baby, we ain't got to wait, so we might as well say ♪ 887 00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:08,097 ♪ Oh, oh, look at this guy go ♪ 888 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:11,267 - Cake! - ♪ It's made with love ♪ 889 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:13,602 ♪ It's got sprinkles on the top ♪ 890 00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:17,690 ♪ A candle that'll pop, like this song ♪ 891 00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:24,196 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 892 00:55:27,742 --> 00:55:29,952 ♪ Fucking damn, Burgers now ♪ 893 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,080 ♪ Oh, oh, songs not over ♪ 894 00:55:33,164 --> 00:55:35,624 ♪ I know you want more, you sexy little whore ♪ 895 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:40,004 ♪ Oh, yeah, so baby, get vulgar, you ain't getting younger ♪ 896 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,839 ♪ You old piece of shit ♪ 897 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,055 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 898 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,226 ♪ Fuck yeah, Burgers Now ♪ 899 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,731 Wow! 900 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,612 Thank you. I-- I really needed that. 901 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:09,158 The Department of Gun Ubiquity is pleased to announce 902 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,077 that the purchase of an approved firearm 903 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,622 now entitles the gun owner to medical coverage, 904 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:18,626 dental coverage, mental health coverage, 905 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,462 an allowance for a gym membership, 906 00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:22,922 an allowance for meditation courses. 907 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,845 - George. - Kent. 908 00:56:30,472 --> 00:56:32,306 Is Annie doing okay? 909 00:56:32,391 --> 00:56:35,476 Oh. She is remarkable. 910 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:40,648 A month later and she is already on her feet. 911 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:42,942 She's an inspiration. 912 00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:45,069 Light of my life. 913 00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:57,457 Nice flowers. 914 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,543 Thank you. Picked 'em out myself. 915 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,461 Trying to diversify. 916 00:57:03,588 --> 00:57:04,839 I'll take the sunflowers. 917 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,216 An assorted bouquet? 918 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:09,844 Sure. 919 00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:25,943 And rat poison. 920 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:29,947 Had an infestation a while ago. 921 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,450 Ended up with a barn cat. 922 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,993 Still better than any product on the market. 923 00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,661 And you could save a life. 924 00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:37,121 Adopt. 925 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,707 Has that always been there? 926 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,127 It's mandatory that all businesses 927 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,962 display their firearms ever since 928 00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:46,505 they got rid of health ratings, 929 00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:48,966 fire codes, and occupancy guidelines. 930 00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,552 Oh, yes. 931 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,304 Oh, uh, excuse me. 932 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,682 Kent's Korner Store. Kent speaking. 933 00:57:56,765 --> 00:57:58,100 How may I help you? 934 00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:02,354 Um, it's for you. 935 00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,481 - Who is it? - Jack and Associates. 936 00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:05,900 I'll call them back. 937 00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:08,194 He'll call you right back. 938 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:13,616 - They're rather angry about-- - Hang up the phone, Kent. 939 00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:19,830 Apologies. You just missed him. 940 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,504 - Jack and Associates, huh? - Telemarketers. 941 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,256 - Brutal. - Relentless. 942 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:45,731 All right, let's get back to business. 943 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,902 Perfect. Okay. 944 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:53,948 George. 945 00:58:54,616 --> 00:58:56,700 - You just missed him. - What did he get? 946 00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:58,202 He's got a heavy tab, my friend. 947 00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,828 What did he get this morning, just now? 948 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,914 Uh, a bouquet of flowers and rat poison. 949 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:04,083 And a lotto ticket, naturally. 950 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,543 - Were they sunflowers? - They were. 951 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:10,214 Annie almost dies in a freak parachute accident, 952 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,966 and now George is buying rat poison 953 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,635 and my wife's favorite flowers? 954 00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:15,427 Okay, this isn't some crazy conspiracy-- 955 00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:17,597 Gemma's cheating on me, okay? I-- I know it. 956 00:59:17,681 --> 00:59:19,390 I'm not gonna defend George's character, but-- 957 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:22,476 Would you stand aside if you knew who the other man was? 958 00:59:22,561 --> 00:59:24,687 Can you say for certain George is the other man, 959 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:29,609 despite his deeply selfish and destructive personality? 960 00:59:29,693 --> 00:59:30,818 I know I'm right. 961 00:59:31,570 --> 00:59:33,070 I know I'm right. 962 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,076 Now would be a good time to help. 963 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,843 Fresh flowers for the light of my life. 964 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:23,597 - I'm allergic to sunflowers. - Are you? 965 01:01:25,766 --> 01:01:27,184 You knew that. 966 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:29,311 How about some lasagna for dinner? 967 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,481 I have plans. 968 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:35,943 I'm treating you to a home-cooked meal, flowers and lasagna. 969 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,195 I'm being romantic, darling. 970 01:01:38,779 --> 01:01:40,406 - George? - Hmm? 971 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,241 I made plans. 972 01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,661 Can't you at least pretend to love me? 973 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,747 You're supposed to be an actress. 974 01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,581 George... 975 01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:51,625 I'm making you dinner. 976 01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:54,503 - I have-- - Let me be a good husband. 977 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:55,504 You're scaring me. 978 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,214 - It's lasagna. - George, stop. 979 01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,632 It's flowers and lasagna. 980 01:01:58,717 --> 01:02:00,467 - Stop walking. - Beautiful, Annie. 981 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:04,388 - George, stop! - Wow! Wow! Wow! 982 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,113 Annie! 983 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:25,492 She's not here. 984 01:02:26,828 --> 01:02:27,953 I was supposed to pick her up. 985 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,545 What did you do? 986 01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:39,506 Uh, I-- 987 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,301 - I couldn't tell you. - Hmm. 988 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,262 Wait, let me text her. 989 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,688 Well, I'm fucking starving. 990 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,860 Um, I was gonna make lasagna. 991 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,904 Hmm. Enough for two? 992 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:08,619 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 993 01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:14,541 Almost feels like I'm alone. 994 01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:20,589 Ah, paradise. 995 01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:30,599 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 996 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,894 Almost feels like I'm alone. 997 01:03:35,021 --> 01:03:36,063 Paradise. 998 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,578 I told you I was having dinner at Annie's. 999 01:03:51,662 --> 01:03:53,038 How's it going? 1000 01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:54,456 Good. 1001 01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:56,835 Who is that? 1002 01:03:56,918 --> 01:03:58,418 - George. - I... 1003 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,295 thought you were having dinner with Annie. 1004 01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:01,923 Yeah, we were supposed to have dinner, 1005 01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:04,049 but she left and she isn't answering her phone. 1006 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:07,511 - Gemma. - Look, I'm having 1007 01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,138 an impromptu dinner with George, okay? I'll talk to you later. 1008 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:13,100 Jesus Christ. 1009 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:41,420 Well, you missed dinner. 1010 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,090 Time for me to turn in. 1011 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,301 Good night, George. 1012 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,264 - Uh, where were you? - Hiding. 1013 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,849 Fame getting to you? 1014 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:56,101 No, no, I think George is trying to kill me. 1015 01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:57,686 Mikey kills me every day. 1016 01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,563 He tried to poison me with lasagna. 1017 01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:02,357 I ate the lasagna. Do I look dead? 1018 01:05:02,441 --> 01:05:04,818 Can I just-- can I just stay with you for a little while? 1019 01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:07,654 Oh, Annie, I love you, I do, 1020 01:05:07,738 --> 01:05:09,991 but the place is cramped for two people. 1021 01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,117 And it's almost too small for Mikey now. 1022 01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:14,786 Yeah. 1023 01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,204 You really think George is smart enough 1024 01:05:16,288 --> 01:05:18,248 to kill you and get away with it? 1025 01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:20,334 He went to Bloward. 1026 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,961 Well, there's little evidence of that, so... 1027 01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:27,466 Uh, I mean, look, you could-- 1028 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:28,842 you could divorce him. 1029 01:05:28,927 --> 01:05:30,636 No, he'd take half of everything. 1030 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:32,137 Wait, you didn't sign a pre-- 1031 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,347 No, he didn't think it was a good idea. 1032 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,765 Are you out of your mind? 1033 01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:36,558 You let him talk to you into a marriage. 1034 01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:46,902 You're fine, okay? 1035 01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:47,986 It's-- 1036 01:05:48,070 --> 01:05:49,154 it's George, you know? 1037 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,740 It's-- it's George. 1038 01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:52,991 Okay? 1039 01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:54,368 All right, I love you. 1040 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,244 You call me if you need me, okay? 1041 01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:57,829 - Okay. - You're gonna be fine. 1042 01:05:57,913 --> 01:05:58,955 Bye. 1043 01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,308 George? 1044 01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:34,074 Wow. 1045 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:40,789 Wow. 1046 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,123 Do you fucking hear me? 1047 01:08:04,207 --> 01:08:05,332 Yes, ma'am. 1048 01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:09,711 And where were you yesterday? 1049 01:08:13,216 --> 01:08:15,592 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1050 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,387 Uh, you're supposed to be on the clock. 1051 01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:28,104 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1052 01:08:36,197 --> 01:08:37,405 Make it two of each. 1053 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:39,866 Lucy... 1054 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,634 - What do you think you're-- - You'll speak when spoken to. 1055 01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,519 I'll just ask. I'll just come out and ask it. 1056 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:08,979 Why do you torture me? 1057 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,982 I want you to show me that you want to be here. 1058 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:14,318 - You abuse me. - You like it. 1059 01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,152 - And you're well paid. - Don't. 1060 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,156 This is my place. I run it how I want. 1061 01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:20,407 Mommy built it, no? 1062 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,200 You need this place. 1063 01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:23,577 You need me. 1064 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:31,169 I want you to show me that 1065 01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:32,878 - you want to be here. - You abuse me. 1066 01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:35,338 You like it. And you're well paid. 1067 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:36,715 Don't. 1068 01:09:38,008 --> 01:09:40,468 - Well paid. - Legal wage. 1069 01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:43,889 Record me all you want. 1070 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,558 I'll be fine. You know that. 1071 01:09:49,311 --> 01:09:51,730 Maybe life isn't about public opinion 1072 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,649 so much as it is about one person 1073 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:58,236 deciding something irreversible should happen to you. 1074 01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:15,503 Hmm. I'll be damned, Mikey. 1075 01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:17,756 Well done. 1076 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,596 - George, please. - "George. 1077 01:10:26,307 --> 01:10:27,350 George, please." 1078 01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:28,516 What does "George" even mean? 1079 01:10:30,311 --> 01:10:31,353 "George." 1080 01:10:33,356 --> 01:10:35,565 It stopped sounding like a word after a while. 1081 01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:39,110 George. George. 1082 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:48,620 George got good grades so he could get into college. 1083 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:52,207 George... 1084 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:55,502 did well at Bloward, 1085 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:57,545 so he could get a good job. 1086 01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:00,882 I did have them too. 1087 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:04,302 In the city. Did you know that? 1088 01:11:05,263 --> 01:11:06,304 Yeah, the city. 1089 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,306 Me. 1090 01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:12,268 I was a part of it. Can you picture that, huh? 1091 01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:14,729 Me, fancy cocktail parties. 1092 01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:19,192 My business card out just so. 1093 01:11:19,277 --> 01:11:20,694 "Take me, take me." 1094 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:26,908 Little bits of me stuffed into important wallets. 1095 01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,579 Then there was Annie. 1096 01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:33,331 Always in my ear. 1097 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:35,792 Hmm. 1098 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,503 "We should start a family. 1099 01:11:38,421 --> 01:11:41,589 We should move to the suburbs. Maybe we'd be happier." 1100 01:11:43,384 --> 01:11:47,346 You know something, Lucy? That woman has a lot... 1101 01:11:47,430 --> 01:11:48,638 of life in her. 1102 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,516 She was-- 1103 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:54,728 she was always destined to-- to make something of herself. 1104 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,479 She-- honestly, she... 1105 01:11:56,563 --> 01:11:59,317 she sees life as a-- as a-- 1106 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,445 kind of-- of, uh, opportunity, 1107 01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:03,820 an invitation... 1108 01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:05,989 to be someone. 1109 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:07,323 It's infuriating. 1110 01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:09,367 And she has suppressed that. 1111 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:13,331 For me, for-- for so long. 1112 01:12:13,414 --> 01:12:14,456 So long. 1113 01:12:16,334 --> 01:12:18,084 Honestly, is she-- she didn't want to, 1114 01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:22,172 she shouldn't have, uh, hitched her cart to this donkey 1115 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,381 'cause I am... 1116 01:12:25,468 --> 01:12:27,052 who I've always been. 1117 01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:35,685 You wouldn't understand that. No. 1118 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,645 You're a child. 1119 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,403 I wasn't happy in the city. 1120 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:48,573 I lived well beyond my means. I still wasn't happy. 1121 01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:53,870 I'm not happy now. 1122 01:12:55,747 --> 01:12:58,291 I have been alive long enough to know... 1123 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:03,713 that I never will be. 1124 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:06,674 Nothing I ever do will live up to 1125 01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:11,054 who I think George should be. 1126 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:19,270 I played my part. I've stayed on track. 1127 01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:23,358 And now I'm j-- I'm-- I'm building up quarters. 1128 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,988 Have you been to the Bahamas? 1129 01:13:37,831 --> 01:13:39,499 I'm going tonight. 1130 01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,099 Um, Lucy, um... 1131 01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,519 I really mean this, okay? 1132 01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:03,022 I hate you. 1133 01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,900 I hate you more that hate. 1134 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:09,195 I hope you die early... 1135 01:14:10,405 --> 01:14:11,447 slowly... 1136 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,783 and alone. 1137 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,089 Can I get a deal on that? 1138 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:31,593 Annie doesn't want one, so it would have to be quiet. 1139 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,969 I can't do the paperwork. 1140 01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:35,471 Why do you need it? 1141 01:14:36,474 --> 01:14:37,515 Protection. 1142 01:14:38,725 --> 01:14:40,560 All these freak accidents, um-- 1143 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,645 I'm a little jittery. 1144 01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:45,315 I'll be fined, and so will you. 1145 01:14:45,899 --> 01:14:48,234 What's a little fine at this point, Kent? 1146 01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:50,570 You're a good person, George. Aren't you? 1147 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,198 Absolutely. 1148 01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:57,160 I have never felt more hinged. 1149 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,748 Can I use your bathroom? 1150 01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:25,271 Ah, there's something wrong with the loo, 1151 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:26,940 - my friend. - What's going on? 1152 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,525 Water just keeps rising and rising. 1153 01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:31,277 Okay. 1154 01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:32,820 Rising... 1155 01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:35,198 Don't worry, George. I'll manage. 1156 01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:37,533 I don't know how these work. 1157 01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:40,828 Engineering was my third major at Bloward University. 1158 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:47,753 Since in the blueprint as part of an internship application. Didn't get the job. Never saw a cent of profits. 1159 01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:50,672 Could you imagine the kind of money that is? 1160 01:15:52,675 --> 01:15:54,217 I'm not bitter. 1161 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:57,095 Just to know that they've helped people is enough. 1162 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,349 Oh, um, 1163 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,142 and I'm sorry to do this so callously, 1164 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:06,938 but I added the. 1165 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,691 A little over $40,000. 1166 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:12,860 I don't blame you. 1167 01:16:12,944 --> 01:16:14,737 I don't blame you for not believing in me 1168 01:16:14,821 --> 01:16:17,782 when I asked you to open a store with me all those years ago. 1169 01:16:18,701 --> 01:16:22,036 I don't blame you for begging me to let you in on it 1170 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,621 once you saw it was a success. 1171 01:16:23,705 --> 01:16:25,123 It-- it was my investors 1172 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,874 that wouldn't allow me to do that. 1173 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,835 I felt terrible. 1174 01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:31,921 I tried to do right, but I-- 1175 01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:34,215 I know things haven't been easier. 1176 01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:36,467 But I'm here for you, George. 1177 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,762 I consider you a friend. 1178 01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:42,056 And I value my customers and my friends equally. 1179 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,600 So consider yourself double valued. 1180 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,855 Coming out now as a friend. 1181 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:52,066 And I hope in turn to be met with a friend. 1182 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,073 Motherfucker. 1183 01:16:59,157 --> 01:17:01,117 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1184 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,001 Hello? 1185 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,712 What are you doing? 1186 01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:13,713 I told you I was having dinner with Annie tonight. 1187 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,631 - Again? - Yes. 1188 01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:18,801 What are your plans till dinner? Are you at work? 1189 01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:20,261 Yes. 1190 01:17:20,345 --> 01:17:21,888 I'm coming to your office. 1191 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,599 - I made a pie for you. - I don't eat pie, Mikey. 1192 01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:27,226 A nice midday surprise for my baby? 1193 01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:28,811 I'm-- I'm-- I'm out of the office. 1194 01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:30,980 You just said you were at work. 1195 01:17:31,064 --> 01:17:32,858 Well, I-- I am. 1196 01:17:33,441 --> 01:17:35,568 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1197 01:17:35,653 --> 01:17:38,488 Who is that? 1198 01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:41,366 Uh, no one. 1199 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:43,702 That was a man sneeze. 1200 01:17:43,786 --> 01:17:45,912 Don't be hysterical, Mikey. It's unbecoming. 1201 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:49,207 Hysterical? Are you cheating on me? 1202 01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:51,793 You're cheating on me. 1203 01:17:52,919 --> 01:17:55,380 - I know who it is. 1204 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:57,006 He does? 1205 01:18:13,314 --> 01:18:14,107 Hello? 1206 01:18:14,692 --> 01:18:16,109 Mikey knows about the affair. 1207 01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:19,904 I'll pack a bag. 1208 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:22,615 Come here and we can leave them together. 1209 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,617 We could just fucking leave them. 1210 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:27,078 I'm sorry. I never told you. 1211 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,371 - I didn't think-- - Didn't tell me what? 1212 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,542 I'm pregnant. 1213 01:18:36,839 --> 01:18:37,922 Gemma? 1214 01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,550 I'll make its life hell without even meaning to. 1215 01:18:42,093 --> 01:18:44,804 Hey, um... come quick, okay? 1216 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,809 - Annie... - Just get in the car, Gemma. 1217 01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,309 Get in the car. 1218 01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:56,477 Kent's Korner Store 1219 01:20:56,561 --> 01:20:58,104 was the site of a robbery tonight and Kent, 1220 01:20:58,187 --> 01:20:59,857 the proprietor, was murdered. 1221 01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:02,358 Point-blank shotgun blast to the face. 1222 01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:04,235 Authorities obtained security footage, 1223 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:05,861 which we are obligated to show you. 1224 01:21:06,864 --> 01:21:08,656 Up next, the lottery. 1225 01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:12,702 But first, a word from our sponsor, Triceraglocks. 1226 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:15,454 It's me. Triceraglocks. 1227 01:21:16,289 --> 01:21:17,707 Bang, bang. 1228 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,208 The ticket to Target Island is... 1229 01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:21,043 - ...your very own 1230 01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:22,880 Triceraglocks! 1231 01:21:22,963 --> 01:21:23,963 That's right. 1232 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,549 For just $3.99, you can... 1233 01:21:42,607 --> 01:21:44,567 And now, the lottery. 1234 01:21:59,124 --> 01:22:01,334 An tonight's winning numbers are... 1235 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:04,670 five. 1236 01:22:07,007 --> 01:22:08,049 Nine. 1237 01:22:10,635 --> 01:22:11,677 Fifteen. 1238 01:22:14,014 --> 01:22:15,514 Twenty-one. 1239 01:22:17,391 --> 01:22:18,934 And the lucky number... 1240 01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:22,313 - Thirty! 1241 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:26,108 Congratulations to the winner. 1242 01:23:53,154 --> 01:23:54,447 Wow.