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{\an8}Mya, super important.
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- [Mya] Uh-hmm?
- We're voting. Which pic should I post?
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The eighth one. For sure.
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Look, if she says hi, you say hi.
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But no matter what, we keep on walking.
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Okay. Yeah, I got it.
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- Hey, rafa.
- Hey, Mya, what's up?
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How's it going?
Sure, it was windy out, you look nice.
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- Is your day going good?
- [Mya] Yeah.
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So, I have running club tomorrow and
you have your college prep thing, right?
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- Think I can get a ride home?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, sure. I'm your guy.
Not, well, not your guy.
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I'm a guy of guys.
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There's guys in the vicinity,
I'm one of them.
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That's what I'm saying.
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So, the ride?
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- Yeah, I can give you a ride.
- [Mya] Okay.
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- For sure.
- Hey, Mya.
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What are you doing later?
Besides hanging out with me?
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Literally, anything else.
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Why you being like that?
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I don't know you and you don't know me.
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I'm not going out with some random kid.
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I'm not random. I'm Tony.
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Okay, cool. So, what's my last name, Tony?
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Rudolph?
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Do you think her name is Mya Rudolph?
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- Shut up, rafa.
- Bye, Tony.
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Whatever. You're not that cute.
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Neither are you, Jake from state farm.
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Dammit.
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You need to rinse those
before you put them in there.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Uh, it's a dishwasher, it's right there
in the name of the machine.
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If you don't rinse them, the food
particles will clog up the machinery.
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So, you want me to wash the dishes
before I put them in the dishwasher?
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And do you also wash your body
before you get into a jacuzzi?
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I've never been in a jacuzzi in my life.
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I was gonna wait
until you guys were done arguing,
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but I just realized
that that's gonna be never.
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So, can I borrow your car
tomorrow just for a little while?
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Mya asked me for a ride home.
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The 14-year old BMW,
the one that can't go in reverse anymore?
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It's still a BMW, idiot.
The epitome of sophistication.
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Primo, ask me her name.
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Who?
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My car.
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- I really don't want to.
- Sigourney beemer.
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Okay.
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[Jay] Primo, the best car
in this family is my econoline.
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278 cubic feet of storage space.
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You could give 15 myas a ride home.
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I just need to give one Mya
a ride home and your work Van
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is weird and confusing.
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How is it confusing?
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I don't understand.
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I'm Jay Gonzales,
I fix irrigation problems,
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and I had this painted right
after the movie "Gone girl" Came out.
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What's hard to understand about that?
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The last part.
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So, can I borrow sigourney beemer?
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Yeah. I'd be happy
to escort you and Mya out
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as we all experience
the ultimate driving machine.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I have a permit. I can drive.
I'll go myself.
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Well, yeah, sure thing, primo.
I'm gonna give you my BMW for the day.
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You don't even have driving gloves.
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[Jay] Neither do you.
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They're just batting gloves
with the tips cut off.
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The point still stands.
No raw palm on the wheel.
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{\an8}[Upbeat music playing]
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{\an8}[Distant dog barks]
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{\an8}[Crow squawks]
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Hey, guess how many knives
I have hidden on me right now?
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- I don't care.
- Fourteen.
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Okay. That's impressive.
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Hey. Your brother's in trouble.
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Yeah, you're gonna have to be
more specific.
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That was mondo's doctor.
He needs to come in right away.
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Last week, he broke his toe
using the slushee machine.
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What?
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- Hey, mondo.
- Hey.
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Uh-uh. What are you doing?
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My sandals broke. The ground is hot.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.
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That's not the part that's the problem.
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Ah!
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While he was there, they ran some tests
and something bad came up.
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They'll only tell mondo,
but obviously it's important.
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- So you guys need to go find him.
- He'll be fine.
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- It's just a toe.
- Okay.
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A doctor doesn't call on a Saturday
and say, "we need to see you immediately.
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It's because of your toe."
He's in trouble.
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Now they won't tell me anything
over the phone,
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so I'm gonna go down there.
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What are they gonna tell you
in person that they're not
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- telling you over the phone?
- A lot.
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You two, go to the flea market,
see if he's there selling his art.
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Fine. Come on.
He needs to get his phone turned back on.
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Oh.
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Did you just stab yourself
with one of your secret knives?
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A lot of them.
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Feel how supple that leather is?
Merino.
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It's named after the breed of sheep
the leather is harvested from.
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Good for us, bad for the sheep, right?
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- Huh.
- [Rafa] Hey, listen.
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So, I'm trying to get to know Mya better.
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So I was thinking,
is it cool if you play my playlist
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and she and I sit in the back
so we can talk,
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and you kind of, you don't ever talk?
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Like an uber driver?
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More like Ryan gosling in drive.
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Just looking super cool and mysterious.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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And you just don't ever talk.
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- Yeah.
- You just don't ever...
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- Ever.
- Talk.
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Talk. Yeah, you got it. You're right.
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Also, you should think
about wearing Cologne.
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Yeah, women are very old factory.
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Really?
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Yeah. That's why I keep a baggie
of free samples right there at the door.
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Check it out.
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"Elon's musk" by Elon Musk?
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Yeah, it's about time.
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"Plot twist" by m. Night shyamalan?
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Yeah, it's just water.
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"Pesky" by leguizamo?
When you are the one man show.
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That's the one. Yeah.
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I'm telling you, primo, Ryan doesn't
know crap about relationships.
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He's single and free to date
anybody he wants,
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does that seem like a good life to you?
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I mean, yeah.
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So sad.
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You know he met
his soulmate in high school,
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got married right away,
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and now has two loving children
that make him breakfast on father's day.
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Barf. What a nightmare, right?
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I mean, no, not really.
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Drea, no. You cannot see mondo's chart.
It's confidential.
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Really, Gloria? Really?
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Girl, you'll never guess
who has three months to live.
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All right.
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Check this out.
It's Britney Spears for petco.
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Technically, it's for holding tiny dogs,
but it works well as an everyday purse.
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Okay, you have two minutes.
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If you want a copy,
I'm gonna need the matching wallet.
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It's not a wallet,
it's a poop bag dispenser,
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but you have yourself a deal.
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I cannot believe this is
how mondo spends his time,
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carving disgusting nude sculptures.
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[Raul] They're not disgusting.
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They're erotic explorations
of the human form.
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Bro, you are so creepy.
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And this is just two...
each other.
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Hey, where's mondo?
We need to talk to him.
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I haven't seen him all morning.
He's probably still up in the woods.
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Did he send you to cover for him?
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No. I'm not selling
your wood porn to people.
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[Phone ringing]
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- [Mike] Hey.
- Hey, you got mondo?
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No. Raul thinks he's still in the woods.
Stop. Seriously.
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[Andrea] I am serious. It's his heart.
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He had an irregular cardiogram.
They need him to do more tests.
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Go to the woods and find him.
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You... stop!
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Thanks for the ride again.
So, which uncle's picking up?
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Wait, is it Rollie?
Can three of us fit on a motorcycle?
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No. Uncle Ryan.
He's got a BMW, though, so...
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- Oh.
- Pretty cool.
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Yeah.
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It's the ultimate automobile,
you know, because of the sheep.
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[Car horn honks "shave and a haircut"]
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Oh, my god.
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What?
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Hey, hop in.
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I don't think that's a BMW, man.
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What are you doing?
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- Where's uncle Ryan?
- Ryan flaked.
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You can't count on him.
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I told you,
I'm your guy for stuff like this.
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Hey, Mya, grab a seat.
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What's that smell?
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Oh, that's probably the manure.
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Probably?
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Don't worry. I got you.
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Yeah. That'll do it.
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Buckle up.
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Uh, there's no buckle.
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Oh, that's right.
Don't worry. I'm a good driver.
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You look like a baby g.I. Joe.
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Shut up. It's a search and rescue mission.
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We're looking for our brother,
not bin laden, bro.
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You can never be over-prepared.
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You don't know what's in these woods.
Mother nature is cruel.
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This gear, I'm ready for anything.
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I am able to fend off predators,
large and small.
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What the hell?
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You're lucky I could come.
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I'm on a worksite right now,
I had to take 20 to come get you.
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Perks of being the boss.
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My dad had a Van been like this
when he was stationed in Nashville.
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His funk band used it for their equipment.
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Music. Let's talk about music.
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There's no Bluetooth in here, is there?
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Only if you're talking about
my dead molar.
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I'm not.
Um, I made a playlist for our ride.
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Do you like bad bunny?
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He rode on top of a truck
into wrestlemania.
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Hmm, my brother loves him.
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All the music I listen to
is stuff I picked up overseas.
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Ooh, do you have any pferdekamf?
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They're German death metal.
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I really got into them
when we lived in Berlin.
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Um, doesn't look like
pferdekampf is on Spotify.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
They got perma-banned
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because all those horses
died at their concerts.
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Oh, no.
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So you have a landscaping business.
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I cut yards one summer
when we lived in Ohio.
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More irrigation, but we kind of do it all.
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I started it 15 years ago
right after I met my wife.
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We run it together.
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She handles the bookkeeping
and business side of things.
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Everything I do is for her.
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Aww.
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She took a chance on me.
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She's beautiful.
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Could have had any man she wanted.
And she chose me.
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Are you about to cry?
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Yes.
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I'm about to cry.
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- So, thanks for the ride home.
- No problem.
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Um, let me know if you're ever
looking for extra cash.
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I always need bodies.
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I like cash.
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We have a project going on right now.
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You wanna come do a couple of hours,
see if it's for you?
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Sure. I got to get settled in.
Come pick me up in half an hour?
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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
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[Whimpers]
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Hey, there he is. I'm so sorry, man.
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I cannot believe this.
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There are supposed to be Bluetooth
and seats for everyone, and no manure.
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All you had to do was show up.
What happened?
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[Scoffs] Corporate politics.
246
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- [Machine whirring]
247
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,150
It's Saturday.
I'm sort of the manager.
248
00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,860
I've been specifically told
you are not, Mr. Gonzales.
249
00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,820
How'd it go? Did the Cologne work?
250
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,780
How'd it go? Terrible.
251
00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,780
- And now Mya works for uncle Jay.
- What?
252
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,330
I don't know what you're
complaining about. Come work too.
253
00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:24,330
You'll be in the same place
for three hours.
254
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,520
Show her you're a good provider.
255
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,630
I met your aunt Denise at a worksite.
256
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:33,110
This could be the first chapter
of a long and happy marriage.
257
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,180
Let's go,
and grab some garbage bags.
258
00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:39,130
There's a bunch of dead squirrels
we gotta get rid of at the job site.
259
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,250
- What?
- Hey.
260
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,180
Jay screwed this up, but you could
still impress her, okay?
261
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,730
So, let's just come up
with a good first date.
262
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,570
I'll go get the car from the impound lot.
263
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,150
You get some more pesky samples
from the magazines at cvs.
264
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:51,520
- We'll rendezvous...
- No.
265
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,110
You blew it. Thanks to you,
266
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,280
my only chance to impress
the girl that I like
267
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,990
somehow involves manual labor
268
00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,920
and bagging squirrel skeletons.
269
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,180
And that's two of my worst things.
270
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,930
What are the odds?
271
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,590
Okay. You can help Ernesto
finish the trench for the main line.
272
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:13,770
I don't know who Ernesto is
but you got it.
273
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,840
You're getting to know her?
274
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,930
Yeah, I guess.
275
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,800
She got into weird music in Germany,
uh, her dad plays bass,
276
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,890
and she's indifferent to the smell
of John leguizamo.
277
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,980
Well, now you have more time.
Trust me.
278
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,700
This is the way to Mya's heart.
279
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,580
It is hot out here.
280
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:37,210
Do you have any lemonade,
or like, a gazebo?
281
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,420
Primo...
282
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,990
don't say any of those words
to these guys.
283
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,840
[Keys clatter]
284
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,350
Hey.
285
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,680
Mondo, where the hell have you been?
286
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,310
Here.
287
00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:58,810
Okay. Your doctor called.
We need to get your heart checked.
288
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,550
- Let's go.
- I'm sure it's fine.
289
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,110
The universe will take care of me.
290
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,200
Yeah. I'm the universe. That's me.
I'm here to take care of you.
291
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,770
- Who are you calling?
- Mike and Rollie.
292
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,610
I sent them to the woods to look for you.
293
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,440
- They're in the woods now?
- Uh-hmm.
294
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,400
The air force does weapons training
out there on Saturday afternoons.
295
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,900
Lot of stray bullets.
296
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,580
[Mike] This is Mike.
I'm on a mission. Do you mind...
297
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,090
keeping you baboons alive
is a full time job. Let's go.
298
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,870
Hey, so then he like hopped on
like a little scooter
299
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:30,120
and he scooted off,
so I never saw his full face,
300
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,790
but I'm like 90% sure
it was Morgan Freeman.
301
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,060
Morgan Freeman
has never been on a scooter.
302
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,880
Why are you wearing
those night vision goggles?
303
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,880
Never know when you might need them.
304
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,430
Night. You need them at night.
305
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,300
How did you survive the military?
306
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,570
How?
307
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:51,440
'Cause I'm strong,
and disciplined, and handsome.
308
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,830
I did eighty-mile treks in country
with a hundred-pound pack.
309
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,570
The lowest bpm in my unit.
310
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,860
Look, just because you did a nature walk
and did a couple of zumba classes,
311
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,240
doesn't mean you're strong.
312
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,700
You might be bigger,
313
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,450
I am stronger, pound-for-pound.
314
00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:10,140
Oh...
Like how an ant can carry a cracker?
315
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,210
That's it. We're going.
316
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,720
- Let's go.
- Okay.
317
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,960
Uh-huh.
318
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,730
- [Crows cawing]
- [Birds chirping]
319
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,490
- You need help? You good?
- [Mike] No, I'm good.
320
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,430
Let me concentrate. I have to
take these off in a very specific order.
321
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,560
All done laying down the pvc pipe.
322
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760
- Already?
- Uh-hmm.
323
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,230
Took Ernesto two hours
to do that yesterday.
324
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,870
I might have to let him go.
325
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,990
Well, I figured if you put the t-joints
and the elbows into buckets,
326
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,040
you won't have to dig through
them when you need one.
327
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,620
This is going to change everything.
328
00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:50,010
How has no one figured this out?
Mya's the mvp today.
329
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,410
Why don't you work with rafa a bit?
330
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:54,570
Okay.
331
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,420
Hey, I have a question for you. So...
332
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,130
if you could visit any city
and also have any superpower,
333
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,720
and have a dinner party
and invite three famous people,
334
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,180
where would you go,
335
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,800
what superpower would you have,
and who would you invite?
336
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,100
Whoa. Uh, that's a lot.
337
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,780
How about I get back to you
in like, in a month?
338
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:16,230
[Chuckles] My bad.
339
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,900
I, I just figured we'd make
small talk, you know?
340
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,670
Two workers on a job...
341
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:25,500
plowing the rich San Antonio soil,
getting to know each other.
342
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,590
Yeah, I'm sorry.
343
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:30,250
I just don't take a lot of time
to get to know people, you know,
344
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,370
since we move so much.
345
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:34,330
Oh. That's why you didn't go out
with state farm Tony.
346
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,580
See, I just thought you
were more of a geico girl.
347
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:37,870
Hmm.
348
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,940
Ah! Ah, I think I got stung by a hornet.
349
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,730
Oh.
350
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,720
No, it's just a splinter.
351
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,440
I gotta pinch it out. Hold on.
352
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,080
Got it.
353
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:57,980
Oh, man. Are you okay?
354
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,440
I'm great.
355
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,250
No, your nose. Your nose is...
356
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,820
Oh.
357
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,240
[Speaking Spanish]
His little nose is bleeding.
358
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,120
Who's bleeding? Primo, are you bleeding?
359
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,290
No, I'm fine. My sinuses are just dry.
360
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,880
Put your head back, little bleeder.
361
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,410
Please, call me literally anything else.
362
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,750
I'm fine. I just need...
363
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,130
- [Gasps]
- Oh.
364
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,320
[Grunts]
365
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,760
That's it.
366
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,640
- You're in the dirt now.
- [Rollie] What are you doing?
367
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:27,660
[Grunts]
368
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,340
Strongest brother.
369
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,030
- Boo... oh!
- [Bone cracks]
370
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,570
That's not good. Oof.
371
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,740
Rollie?
372
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,370
Yeah, that's not good either.
373
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,840
Oh, boy. None of this is good.
374
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,740
All right. There you go.
375
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,800
Those are heavy flow,
so you'll be fine for a few hours.
376
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,040
Please just kill me, aunt Denise.
377
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,620
Just let me bleed out.
378
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:04,290
Bad news. You're gonna make it.
I'm off to check on the other site.
379
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,520
Don't make my nephew bleed any more.
380
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,510
[Jay] Come on. It's not so bad.
381
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,550
You're covered in blood
and sweat and dirt.
382
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,860
It's very manly. You're like a gladiator.
383
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,360
What are you doing?
384
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,480
Jay told me to get the hose
to clean you off.
385
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,540
I'm good. Please don't.
386
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,700
Good pressure on this.
It's like I'm power washing you.
387
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,380
Yeah. I'm going home.
388
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:38,680
Oh, the tampons are absorbing the water.
Oh, my god. They're expanding.
389
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,100
[Dramatic music playing]
390
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,840
Primo, great news.
391
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,550
Sigourney's back, safe and sound,
392
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,680
ready to drive, mostly forward.
393
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,890
Hey, you look like hell.
394
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:03,400
Well, that's what you get
when you listen to Jay about women.
395
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:07,860
Oh, I got this Jose canseco
conceal-and-contour kit.
396
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:11,710
It's just like a-rod's makeup for men
but not as oily.
397
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,950
Hey, you can't just walk off the site.
398
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,280
You left my crew
and your little girlfriend hanging.
399
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,830
Hey, nice of you to show up.
400
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,430
Are you just trying to find new ways
to ruin this kid's life?
401
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,850
[Rafa] You're both ruining my life.
402
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,670
Can you all do me a favor?
403
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,980
Can you please just not talk to me
for like a hundred years?
404
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,900
That'd be great. Thanks.
405
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,470
Oh, you weren't here
when I said this before,
406
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:40,640
sigourney's back, totally safe.
407
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,310
[Crows cawing]
408
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,660
- [Rollie groans]
- Hey, you okay, man?
409
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,540
[Groans]
410
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,210
- I'm not sure.
- Well...
411
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,750
i won. Strongest brother.
412
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:58,910
Uh, also, I separated my shoulder,
and you have a concussion,
413
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,830
and I am pretty sure
I hear gunshots in the distance.
414
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,250
[Gunshots]
415
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,720
Yup. Right again.
416
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,710
Okay. I gotta get us out of here.
417
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:13,630
[Clears throat] Do not worry.
I trained for this exact situation.
418
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:17,640
You just listen to everything I say
and we will make it home safe.
419
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,970
Come on.
420
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,390
- Both hands.
- [Bone cracks]
421
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,680
Oh. Oh, no.
Never mind. We're gonna die.
422
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,810
No.
423
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,080
[Crows cawing]
424
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,820
Oh, thank god.
425
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,020
Mondo?
426
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,200
Andrea, we found him.
427
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,510
Come on, dopes.
Let's get mondo to the doctor.
428
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,990
I don't think they're okay.
429
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,190
[Groans]
430
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,640
Okay. Let's get all of you to the doctor.
431
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,980
[Slow music playing]
432
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,860
Why couldn't you be my uncle?
433
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,560
Family.
434
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,860
[Knocks on door]
435
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:07,240
Don't be upset. This will be a great story
to tell at your wedding.
436
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:12,860
Uncle Jay,
this is exactly what I'm talking about.
437
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:17,820
You're going on about marriage and kids
and proving myself as a provider.
438
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,780
All I wanted was 15 minutes
with the girl that I like.
439
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,450
I'm in high school.
My mom still leaves notes in my lunch.
440
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,790
She leaves notes
in all of our lunches, primo.
441
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,470
She's a very considerate person.
442
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,420
Look, you got Rollie
for the tough guy stuff,
443
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,090
you got mondo for the weirdo stuff,
you got Mike to borrow clothes.
444
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,330
'Cause he's the same size.
445
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,820
I know, but...
446
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,700
when you went to Ryan
for help with Mya...
447
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,820
I'm like,
"why wouldn't you come to me?"
448
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,160
I wanna help you. I know things.
449
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,040
My life's pretty good.
I want your life to be good too.
450
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,800
I see what you have,
451
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:05,540
and one day,
I will be thinking about a wife and kids
452
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:10,430
and a job that I like,
one that I can do indoors with no shovels.
453
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:16,350
And when that day comes,
you have my word, I'll come to you.
454
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,020
Deal.
455
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,150
Ryan!
456
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,550
This is a full day's pay,
457
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,570
even though you only worked for an hour.
458
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,220
- What's up?
- Give him your keys.
459
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,270
- What?
- You messed up too.
460
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:32,480
Give him the keys
so he can take Mya for a ride.
461
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,500
Primo, treat her with gentle hands.
462
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,900
The car, sigourney beemer,
treat her with gentle hands,
463
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,740
gentle gloved hands.
464
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,590
[Dramatic music playing]
465
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,790
- You can put your shirt back on now.
- I know...
466
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:52,040
but clothes are merely
a societal construct
467
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,830
and an institutional mechanism
of oppression for your skin.
468
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,030
Did you lose your shirt?
469
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160
I did.
470
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,940
[Sighs]
471
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,980
Use this.
472
00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,850
All cleaned up.
Now time for the tetanus shot.
473
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,890
Yeah, I don't think I need that. I'm good.
474
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:10,090
It was a rusty post.
475
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,440
Tetanus is serious.
It can cause lockjaw and spasms.
476
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,120
I'll just drink some hydrogen peroxide.
477
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,180
Don't do that. You'll die.
478
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,250
Hey, no, no, really,
like I don't need the shot.
479
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,940
Hey, are you really a doctor?
480
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,110
Because, legally,
you gotta tell me if you are.
481
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,130
That's cops. And it's an urban myth.
And, yes, I'm a doctor. Please hold still.
482
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,950
And mondo's test results are here.
483
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,580
EKG is all clear.
First one must have been a false reading.
484
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:37,880
Hmm, the universe is taking care of me.
All is well.
485
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,670
Well, actually, no, all is not well,
486
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,130
because the universe
has also given you hepatitis b.
487
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:45,430
Hmm, that's the chill one. I'm fine.
488
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,390
- And scurvy.
- Got it.
489
00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:48,590
You do got it.
490
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,680
You also have a virus
that's only found in sharks
491
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,160
and you have a shark tooth
embedded in your thigh.
492
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:58,250
So, I have to ask,
have you been intimate with a shark?
493
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,380
I don't think so.
494
00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:04,460
You don't think so?
495
00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,840
[Upbeat music playing]
496
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,790
You're a very safe driver.
497
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:15,810
I can take it up to 10 if you want.
498
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,050
The city is Boise.
499
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,800
My superpower is teleportation.
500
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,570
The dinner guests are Rihanna,
zendaya, and Jada pinkett Smith.
501
00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:33,320
I thought about it.
Those are my answers.
502
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,810
Boise?
503
00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:40,940
It's a great ski town, okay?
504
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,150
You ski?
505
00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:43,990
Never tried but I want to.
506
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,490
[Rafa] See, I don't want to.
507
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,110
It just seems like
a really expensive way to fall down.
508
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,450
Wow. I've never heard that one.
509
00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:52,290
Expensive way to fall down.
510
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,210
So, have you ever went skating
or anything?
511
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,370
- [Rafa] Yeah. I'm been on a skate, sure.
- [Mya] Yeah? Do you like it?
512
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,750
[Rafa] Well,
that's a cheaper way to fall down.
513
00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:01,980
[Mya laughs]
514
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,780
{\an8}[German heavy metal music playing]
515
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,590
Pferdekampf rules.
516
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,300
[Theme music playing]
517
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,130
[Andrea]
next on Primo...
518
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,720
I won an award!
519
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,890
Come on! I earned my spot on that wall.
520
00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,720
There's only one fair way to solve this.
521
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,020
Game champ.
522
00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:38,490
- [Bell jingles]
- [Dice clatter]
523
00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:40,110
- It combines strategy. Dummy.
- Dummy.
524
00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:41,290
[Ryan] Hand-eye coordination.
525
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:43,310
- thigh strength.
- Yes!
526
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,510
[Ryan] Pain tolerance.
527
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,640
and mental prowess.
528
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,230
- Dude!
- Look, game champ is messy.
529
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:48,920
But so is the quest for justice.