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{\an8}Mya, super important.

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- [Mya] Uh-hmm?
- We're voting. Which pic should I post?

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The eighth one. For sure.

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Look, if she says hi, you say hi.

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But no matter what, we keep on walking.

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Okay. Yeah, I got it.

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- Hey, rafa.
- Hey, Mya, what's up?

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How's it going?
Sure, it was windy out, you look nice.

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- Is your day going good?
- [Mya] Yeah.

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So, I have running club tomorrow and
you have your college prep thing, right?

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- Think I can get a ride home?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, sure. I'm your guy.
Not, well, not your guy.

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I'm a guy of guys.

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There's guys in the vicinity,
I'm one of them.

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That's what I'm saying.

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So, the ride?

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- Yeah, I can give you a ride.
- [Mya] Okay.

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- For sure.
- Hey, Mya.

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What are you doing later?
Besides hanging out with me?

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Literally, anything else.

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Why you being like that?

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I don't know you and you don't know me.

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I'm not going out with some random kid.

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I'm not random. I'm Tony.

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Okay, cool. So, what's my last name, Tony?

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Rudolph?

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Do you think her name is Mya Rudolph?

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- Shut up, rafa.
- Bye, Tony.

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Whatever. You're not that cute.

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Neither are you, Jake from state farm.

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Dammit.

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You need to rinse those
before you put them in there.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Uh, it's a dishwasher, it's right there
in the name of the machine.

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If you don't rinse them, the food
particles will clog up the machinery.

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So, you want me to wash the dishes
before I put them in the dishwasher?

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And do you also wash your body
before you get into a jacuzzi?

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I've never been in a jacuzzi in my life.

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I was gonna wait
until you guys were done arguing,

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but I just realized
that that's gonna be never.

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So, can I borrow your car
tomorrow just for a little while?

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Mya asked me for a ride home.

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The 14-year old BMW,
the one that can't go in reverse anymore?

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It's still a BMW, idiot.
The epitome of sophistication.

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Primo, ask me her name.

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Who?

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My car.

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- I really don't want to.
- Sigourney beemer.

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Okay.

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[Jay] Primo, the best car
in this family is my econoline.

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278 cubic feet of storage space.

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You could give 15 myas a ride home.

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I just need to give one Mya
a ride home and your work Van

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is weird and confusing.

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How is it confusing?

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I don't understand.

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I'm Jay Gonzales,
I fix irrigation problems,

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and I had this painted right
after the movie <i>"Gone girl" </i>Came out.

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What's hard to understand about that?

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The last part.

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So, can I borrow sigourney beemer?

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Yeah. I'd be happy
to escort you and Mya out

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as we all experience
the ultimate driving machine.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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I have a permit. I can drive.
I'll go myself.

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Well, yeah, sure thing, primo.
I'm gonna give you my BMW for the day.

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You don't even have driving gloves.

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[Jay] Neither do you.

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They're just batting gloves
with the tips cut off.

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The point still stands.
No raw palm on the wheel.

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{\an8}[Upbeat music playing]

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{\an8}[Distant dog barks]

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{\an8}[Crow squawks]

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Hey, guess how many knives
I have hidden on me right now?

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- I don't care.
- Fourteen.

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Okay. That's impressive.

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Hey. Your brother's in trouble.

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Yeah, you're gonna have to be
more specific.

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That was mondo's doctor.
He needs to come in right away.

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Last week, he broke his toe
using the slushee machine.

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What?

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- Hey, mondo.
- Hey.

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Uh-uh. What are you doing?

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My sandals broke. The ground is hot.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.

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That's not the part that's the problem.

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Ah!

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While he was there, they ran some tests
and something bad came up.

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They'll only tell mondo,
but obviously it's important.

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- So you guys need to go find him.
- He'll be fine.

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- It's just a toe.
- Okay.

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A doctor doesn't call on a Saturday
and say, "we need to see you immediately.

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It's because of your toe."
He's in trouble.

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Now they won't tell me anything
over the phone,

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so I'm gonna go down there.

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What are they gonna tell you
in person that they're not

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- telling you over the phone?
- A lot.

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You two, go to the flea market,
see if he's there selling his art.

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Fine. Come on.
He needs to get his phone turned back on.

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Oh.

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Did you just stab yourself
with one of your secret knives?

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A lot of them.

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Feel how supple that leather is?
Merino.

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It's named after the breed of sheep
the leather is harvested from.

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Good for us, bad for the sheep, right?

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- Huh.
- [Rafa] Hey, listen.

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So, I'm trying to get to know Mya better.

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So I was thinking,
is it cool if you play my playlist

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and she and I sit in the back
so we can talk,

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and you kind of, you don't ever talk?

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Like an uber driver?

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More like Ryan gosling in drive.

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Just looking super cool and mysterious.

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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And you just don't ever talk.

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- Yeah.
- You just don't ever...

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- Ever.
- Talk.

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Talk. Yeah, you got it. You're right.

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Also, you should think
about wearing Cologne.

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Yeah, women are very old factory.

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Really?

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Yeah. That's why I keep a baggie
of free samples right there at the door.

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Check it out.

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"Elon's musk" by Elon Musk?

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Yeah, it's about time.

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"Plot twist" by m. Night shyamalan?

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Yeah, it's just water.

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"Pesky" by leguizamo?
When you are the one man show.

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That's the one. Yeah.

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I'm telling you, primo, Ryan doesn't
know crap about relationships.

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He's single and free to date
anybody he wants,

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does that seem like a good life to you?

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I mean, yeah.

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So sad.

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You know he met
his soulmate in high school,

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got married right away,

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and now has two loving children
that make him breakfast on father's day.

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Barf. What a nightmare, right?

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I mean, no, not really.

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Drea, no. You cannot see mondo's chart.
It's confidential.

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Really, Gloria? Really?

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Girl, you'll never guess
who has three months to live.

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All right.

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Check this out.
It's Britney Spears for petco.

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Technically, it's for holding tiny dogs,
but it works well as an everyday purse.

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Okay, you have two minutes.

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If you want a copy,
I'm gonna need the matching wallet.

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It's not a wallet,
it's a poop bag dispenser,

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but you have yourself a deal.

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I cannot believe this is
how mondo spends his time,

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carving disgusting nude sculptures.

151
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[Raul] They're not disgusting.

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They're erotic explorations
of the human form.

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Bro, you are so creepy.

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And this is just two...
each other.

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Hey, where's mondo?
We need to talk to him.

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I haven't seen him all morning.
He's probably still up in the woods.

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Did he send you to cover for him?

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No. I'm not selling
your wood porn to people.

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[Phone ringing]

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- [Mike] <i>Hey.</i>
- Hey, you got mondo?

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No. Raul thinks he's still in the woods.
Stop. Seriously.

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[Andrea] I am serious. It's his heart.

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He had an irregular cardiogram.
They need him to do more tests.

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Go to the woods and find him.

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You... stop!

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Thanks for the ride again.
So, which uncle's picking up?

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Wait, is it Rollie?
Can three of us fit on a motorcycle?

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No. Uncle Ryan.
He's got a BMW, though, so...

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- Oh.
- Pretty cool.

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Yeah.

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It's the ultimate automobile,
you know, because of the sheep.

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[Car horn honks "shave and a haircut"]

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Oh, my god.

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What?

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Hey, hop in.

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I don't think that's a BMW, man.

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What are you doing?

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- Where's uncle Ryan?
- Ryan flaked.

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You can't count on him.

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I told you,
I'm your guy for stuff like this.

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Hey, Mya, grab a seat.

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What's that smell?

183
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Oh, that's probably the manure.

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Probably?

185
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Don't worry. I got you.

186
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Yeah. That'll do it.

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Buckle up.

188
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Uh, there's no buckle.

189
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Oh, that's right.
Don't worry. I'm a good driver.

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You look like a baby g.I. Joe.

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Shut up. It's a search and rescue mission.

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We're looking for our brother,
not bin laden, bro.

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You can never be over-prepared.

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You don't know what's in these woods.
Mother nature is cruel.

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This gear, I'm ready for anything.

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I am able to fend off predators,
large and small.

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What the hell?

198
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You're lucky I could come.

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I'm on a worksite right now,
I had to take 20 to come get you.

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Perks of being the boss.

201
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My dad had a Van been like this
when he was stationed in Nashville.

202
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His funk band used it for their equipment.

203
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Music. Let's talk about music.

204
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There's no Bluetooth in here, is there?

205
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Only if you're talking about
my dead molar.

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I'm not.
Um, I made a playlist for our ride.

207
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Do you like bad bunny?

208
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He rode on top of a truck
into wrestlemania.

209
00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:22,753
Hmm, my brother loves him.

210
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All the music I listen to
is stuff I picked up overseas.

211
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Ooh, do you have any pferdekamf?

212
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They're German death metal.

213
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I really got into them
when we lived in Berlin.

214
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Um, doesn't look like
pferdekampf is on Spotify.

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Oh, yeah, that's right.
They got perma-banned

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because all those horses
died at their concerts.

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Oh, no.

218
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So you have a landscaping business.

219
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I cut yards one summer
when we lived in Ohio.

220
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More irrigation, but we kind of do it all.

221
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I started it 15 years ago
right after I met my wife.

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We run it together.

223
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She handles the bookkeeping
and business side of things.

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Everything I do is for her.

225
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Aww.

226
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She took a chance on me.

227
00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:03,973
She's beautiful.

228
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Could have had any man she wanted.
And she chose me.

229
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,553
Are you about to cry?

230
00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,193
Yes.

231
00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,033
I'm about to cry.

232
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- So, thanks for the ride home.
- No problem.

233
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,943
Um, let me know if you're ever
looking for extra cash.

234
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I always need bodies.

235
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I like cash.

236
00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:36,203
We have a project going on right now.

237
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You wanna come do a couple of hours,
see if it's for you?

238
00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:42,053
Sure. I got to get settled in.
Come pick me up in half an hour?

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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

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[Whimpers]

241
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Hey, there he is. I'm so sorry, man.

242
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I cannot believe this.

243
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There are supposed to be Bluetooth
and seats for everyone, and no manure.

244
00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:04,433
All you had to do was show up.
What happened?

245
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,243
[Scoffs] Corporate politics.

246
00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:08,869
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- [Machine whirring]

247
00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:11,193
It's Saturday.
I'm sort of the manager.

248
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,903
I've been specifically told
you are not, Mr. Gonzales.

249
00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,863
How'd it go? Did the Cologne work?

250
00:11:16,063 --> 00:11:17,823
How'd it go? Terrible.

251
00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,823
- And now Mya works for uncle Jay.
- What?

252
00:11:20,023 --> 00:11:22,373
I don't know what you're
complaining about. Come work too.

253
00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:24,373
You'll be in the same place
for three hours.

254
00:11:24,573 --> 00:11:26,563
Show her you're a good provider.

255
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,673
I met your aunt Denise at a worksite.

256
00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:33,153
This could be the first chapter
of a long and happy marriage.

257
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:36,223
Let's go,
and grab some garbage bags.

258
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:39,174
There's a bunch of dead squirrels
we gotta get rid of at the job site.

259
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:40,293
- What?
- Hey.

260
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:43,223
Jay screwed this up, but you could
still impress her, okay?

261
00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,773
So, let's just come up
with a good first date.

262
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,613
I'll go get the car from the impound lot.

263
00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:50,193
You get some more pesky samples
from the magazines at cvs.

264
00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:51,563
- We'll rendezvous...
- No.

265
00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:54,153
You blew it. Thanks to you,

266
00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:56,323
my only chance to impress
the girl that I like

267
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:58,033
somehow involves manual labor

268
00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,963
and bagging squirrel skeletons.

269
00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:04,223
And that's two of my worst things.

270
00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:06,973
What are the odds?

271
00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:11,633
Okay. You can help Ernesto
finish the trench for the main line.

272
00:12:11,823 --> 00:12:13,813
I don't know who Ernesto is
but you got it.

273
00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:15,883
You're getting to know her?

274
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,973
Yeah, I guess.

275
00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:21,843
She got into weird music in Germany,
uh, her dad plays bass,

276
00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:24,933
and she's indifferent to the smell
of John leguizamo.

277
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:28,023
Well, now you have more time.
Trust me.

278
00:12:28,223 --> 00:12:29,743
This is the way to Mya's heart.

279
00:12:31,913 --> 00:12:33,623
It is hot out here.

280
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:37,253
Do you have any lemonade,
or like, a gazebo?

281
00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:40,463
Primo...

282
00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:44,033
don't say any of those words
to these guys.

283
00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:45,883
[Keys clatter]

284
00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:49,393
Hey.

285
00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:52,723
Mondo, where the hell have you been?

286
00:12:55,353 --> 00:12:56,353
Here.

287
00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:58,853
Okay. Your doctor called.
We need to get your heart checked.

288
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,593
- Let's go.
- I'm sure it's fine.

289
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,153
The universe will take care of me.

290
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:05,243
Yeah. I'm the universe. That's me.
I'm here to take care of you.

291
00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:08,813
- Who are you calling?
- Mike and Rollie.

292
00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:10,653
I sent them to the woods to look for you.

293
00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,483
- They're in the woods now?
- Uh-hmm.

294
00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:15,443
The air force does weapons training
out there on Saturday afternoons.

295
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:16,943
Lot of stray bullets.

296
00:13:17,143 --> 00:13:18,619
[Mike] <i>This is Mike.</i>
<i>I'm on a mission. Do you mind...</i>

297
00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:22,133
keeping you baboons alive
is a full time job. Let's go.

298
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,913
Hey, so then he like hopped on
like a little scooter

299
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:30,163
and he scooted off,
so I never saw his full face,

300
00:13:30,363 --> 00:13:32,833
but I'm like 90% sure
it was Morgan Freeman.

301
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,103
Morgan Freeman
has never been on a scooter.

302
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,923
Why are you wearing
those night vision goggles?

303
00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:40,923
Never know when you might need them.

304
00:13:41,123 --> 00:13:43,473
Night. You need them at night.

305
00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:45,343
How did you survive the military?

306
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:46,613
How?

307
00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:51,483
'Cause I'm strong,
and disciplined, and handsome.

308
00:13:51,673 --> 00:13:54,873
I did eighty-mile treks in country
with a hundred-pound pack.

309
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,613
The lowest bpm in my unit.

310
00:13:57,813 --> 00:14:00,903
Look, just because you did a nature walk
and did a couple of zumba classes,

311
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,283
doesn't mean you're strong.

312
00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:03,743
You might be bigger,

313
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,493
I am stronger, pound-for-pound.

314
00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:10,183
Oh...
Like how an ant can carry a cracker?

315
00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:13,253
That's it. We're going.

316
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,763
- Let's go.
- Okay.

317
00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,003
Uh-huh.

318
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,773
- [Crows cawing]
- [Birds chirping]

319
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,533
- You need help? You good?
- [Mike] No, I'm good.

320
00:14:26,713 --> 00:14:29,474
Let me concentrate. I have to
take these off in a very specific order.

321
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,603
All done laying down the pvc pipe.

322
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:34,803
- Already?
- Uh-hmm.

323
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:37,273
Took Ernesto two hours
to do that yesterday.

324
00:14:37,473 --> 00:14:38,913
I might have to let him go.

325
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,033
Well, I figured if you put the t-joints
and the elbows into buckets,

326
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,079
you won't have to dig through
them when you need one.

327
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,663
This is going to change everything.

328
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:50,053
How has no one figured this out?
Mya's the mvp today.

329
00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,453
Why don't you work with rafa a bit?

330
00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:54,613
Okay.

331
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,463
Hey, I have a question for you. So...

332
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:01,173
if you could visit any city
and also have any superpower,

333
00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,763
and have a dinner party
and invite three famous people,

334
00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:05,223
where would you go,

335
00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:07,843
what superpower would you have,
and who would you invite?

336
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:10,143
Whoa. Uh, that's a lot.

337
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,823
How about I get back to you
in like, in a month?

338
00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:16,273
[Chuckles] My bad.

339
00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:18,943
I, I just figured we'd make
small talk, you know?

340
00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:20,713
Two workers on a job...

341
00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:25,543
plowing the rich San Antonio soil,
getting to know each other.

342
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:27,633
Yeah, I'm sorry.

343
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:30,293
I just don't take a lot of time
to get to know people, you know,

344
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,413
since we move so much.

345
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:34,373
Oh. That's why you didn't go out
with state farm Tony.

346
00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:36,623
See, I just thought you
were more of a geico girl.

347
00:15:36,823 --> 00:15:37,913
Hmm.

348
00:15:38,113 --> 00:15:40,983
Ah! Ah, I think I got stung by a hornet.

349
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,773
Oh.

350
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,763
No, it's just a splinter.

351
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:49,483
I gotta pinch it out. Hold on.

352
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:55,123
Got it.

353
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,023
Oh, man. Are you okay?

354
00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,483
I'm great.

355
00:15:59,683 --> 00:16:02,293
No, your nose. Your nose is...

356
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:05,863
Oh.

357
00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:09,283
[Speaking Spanish]
His little nose is bleeding.

358
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:11,163
Who's bleeding? Primo, are you bleeding?

359
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:13,333
No, I'm fine. My sinuses are just dry.

360
00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:14,923
Put your head back, little bleeder.

361
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:17,453
Please, call me literally anything else.

362
00:16:17,653 --> 00:16:18,793
I'm fine. I just need...

363
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:20,173
- [Gasps]
- Oh.

364
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:21,363
[Grunts]

365
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,803
That's it.

366
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,679
- You're in the dirt now.
- [Rollie] What are you doing?

367
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:27,703
[Grunts]

368
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:30,383
Strongest brother.

369
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,073
- Boo... oh!
- [Bone cracks]

370
00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,613
That's not good. Oof.

371
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,783
Rollie?

372
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,413
Yeah, that's not good either.

373
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,883
Oh, boy. None of this is good.

374
00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,783
All right. There you go.

375
00:16:50,983 --> 00:16:53,843
Those are heavy flow,
so you'll be fine for a few hours.

376
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,083
Please just kill me, aunt Denise.

377
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,663
Just let me bleed out.

378
00:16:58,863 --> 00:17:04,333
Bad news. You're gonna make it.
I'm off to check on the other site.

379
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,563
Don't make my nephew bleed any more.

380
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,553
[Jay] Come on. It's not so bad.

381
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:12,593
You're covered in blood
and sweat and dirt.

382
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,903
It's very manly. You're like a gladiator.

383
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,403
What are you doing?

384
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:19,523
Jay told me to get the hose
to clean you off.

385
00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,583
I'm good. Please don't.

386
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,743
Good pressure on this.
It's like I'm power washing you.

387
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:32,423
Yeah. I'm going home.

388
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:38,723
Oh, the tampons are absorbing the water.
Oh, my god. They're expanding.

389
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,143
[Dramatic music playing]

390
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,883
Primo, great news.

391
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,593
Sigourney's back, safe and sound,

392
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,723
ready to drive, mostly forward.

393
00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,933
Hey, you look like hell.

394
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,443
Well, that's what you get
when you listen to Jay about women.

395
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:07,903
Oh, I got this Jose canseco
conceal-and-contour kit.

396
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:11,753
It's just like a-rod's makeup for men
but not as oily.

397
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,993
Hey, you can't just walk off the site.

398
00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:17,323
You left my crew
and your little girlfriend hanging.

399
00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:18,873
Hey, nice of you to show up.

400
00:18:19,073 --> 00:18:21,469
Are you just trying to find new ways
to ruin this kid's life?

401
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:22,893
[Rafa] You're both ruining my life.

402
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,713
Can you all do me a favor?

403
00:18:25,913 --> 00:18:30,023
Can you please just not talk to me
for like a hundred years?

404
00:18:31,773 --> 00:18:33,943
That'd be great. Thanks.

405
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,513
Oh, you weren't here
when I said this before,

406
00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:40,683
sigourney's back, totally safe.

407
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:43,353
[Crows cawing]

408
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:45,703
- [Rollie groans]
- Hey, you okay, man?

409
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,583
[Groans]

410
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:52,253
- I'm not sure.
- Well...

411
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,793
i won. Strongest brother.

412
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,953
Uh, also, I separated my shoulder,
and you have a concussion,

413
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:01,873
and I am pretty sure
I hear gunshots in the distance.

414
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:03,293
[Gunshots]

415
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:05,763
Yup. Right again.

416
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,753
Okay. I gotta get us out of here.

417
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:13,673
[Clears throat] Do not worry.
I trained for this exact situation.

418
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:17,683
You just listen to everything I say
and we will make it home safe.

419
00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:19,013
Come on.

420
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:20,433
- Both hands.
- [Bone cracks]

421
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:23,723
Oh. Oh, no.
Never mind. We're gonna die.

422
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:25,853
No.

423
00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:28,123
[Crows cawing]

424
00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:30,863
Oh, thank god.

425
00:19:31,063 --> 00:19:32,063
Mondo?

426
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:35,243
Andrea, we found him.

427
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:38,553
Come on, dopes.
Let's get mondo to the doctor.

428
00:19:40,343 --> 00:19:42,033
I don't think they're okay.

429
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,233
[Groans]

430
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,683
Okay. Let's get all of you to the doctor.

431
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,023
[Slow music playing]

432
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,903
Why couldn't you be my uncle?

433
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,603
Family.

434
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:02,903
[Knocks on door]

435
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,283
Don't be upset. This will be a great story
to tell at your wedding.

436
00:20:08,703 --> 00:20:12,903
Uncle Jay,
this is exactly what I'm talking about.

437
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:17,863
You're going on about marriage and kids
and proving myself as a provider.

438
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,823
All I wanted was 15 minutes
with the girl that I like.

439
00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:24,493
I'm in high school.
My mom still leaves notes in my lunch.

440
00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:26,833
She leaves notes
in all of our lunches, primo.

441
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,513
She's a very considerate person.

442
00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:31,463
Look, you got Rollie
for the tough guy stuff,

443
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:35,133
you got mondo for the weirdo stuff,
you got Mike to borrow clothes.

444
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,373
'Cause he's the same size.

445
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:37,863
I know, but...

446
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,743
when you went to Ryan
for help with Mya...

447
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,863
I'm like,
"why wouldn't you come to me?"

448
00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:50,203
I wanna help you. I know things.

449
00:20:51,493 --> 00:20:55,083
My life's pretty good.
I want your life to be good too.

450
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,843
I see what you have,

451
00:21:01,713 --> 00:21:05,583
and one day,
I will be thinking about a wife and kids

452
00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:10,473
and a job that I like,
one that I can do indoors with no shovels.

453
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:16,393
And when that day comes,
you have my word, I'll come to you.

454
00:21:18,063 --> 00:21:19,063
Deal.

455
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:21,193
Ryan!

456
00:21:21,943 --> 00:21:23,593
This is a full day's pay,

457
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,613
even though you only worked for an hour.

458
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,263
- What's up?
- Give him your keys.

459
00:21:28,463 --> 00:21:30,313
- What?
- You messed up too.

460
00:21:30,513 --> 00:21:32,523
Give him the keys
so he can take Mya for a ride.

461
00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:35,543
Primo, treat her with gentle hands.

462
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,943
The car, sigourney beemer,
treat her with gentle hands,

463
00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:41,783
gentle gloved hands.

464
00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:43,633
[Dramatic music playing]

465
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:49,833
- You can put your shirt back on now.
- I know...

466
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:52,083
but clothes are merely
a societal construct

467
00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:54,873
and an institutional mechanism
of oppression for your skin.

468
00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:56,073
Did you lose your shirt?

469
00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:57,203
I did.

470
00:21:58,943 --> 00:21:59,983
[Sighs]

471
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,023
Use this.

472
00:22:03,693 --> 00:22:06,893
All cleaned up.
Now time for the tetanus shot.

473
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,933
Yeah, I don't think I need that. I'm good.

474
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,133
It was a rusty post.

475
00:22:10,213 --> 00:22:12,483
Tetanus is serious.
It can cause lockjaw and spasms.

476
00:22:12,683 --> 00:22:14,159
I'll just drink some hydrogen peroxide.

477
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:15,223
Don't do that. You'll die.

478
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,293
Hey, no, no, really,
like I don't need the shot.

479
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,983
Hey, are you really a doctor?

480
00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:22,153
Because, legally,
you gotta tell me if you are.

481
00:22:22,353 --> 00:22:26,173
That's cops. And it's an urban myth.
And, yes, I'm a doctor. Please hold still.

482
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,993
And mondo's test results are here.

483
00:22:31,193 --> 00:22:34,623
EKG is all clear.
First one must have been a false reading.

484
00:22:34,823 --> 00:22:37,923
Hmm, the universe is taking care of me.
All is well.

485
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,713
Well, actually, no, all is not well,

486
00:22:40,913 --> 00:22:43,173
because the universe
has also given you hepatitis b.

487
00:22:43,373 --> 00:22:45,473
Hmm, that's the chill one. I'm fine.

488
00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:47,433
- And scurvy.
- Got it.

489
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,633
You do got it.

490
00:22:48,753 --> 00:22:50,723
You also have a virus
that's only found in sharks

491
00:22:50,923 --> 00:22:53,203
and you have a shark tooth
embedded in your thigh.

492
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:58,293
So, I have to ask,
have you been intimate with a shark?

493
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,423
I don't think so.

494
00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:04,503
You don't think so?

495
00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:08,883
[Upbeat music playing]

496
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,833
You're a very safe driver.

497
00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,853
I can take it up to 10 if you want.

498
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,093
The city is Boise.

499
00:23:20,283 --> 00:23:22,843
My superpower is teleportation.

500
00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:28,613
The dinner guests are Rihanna,
zendaya, and Jada pinkett Smith.

501
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:33,363
I thought about it.
Those are my answers.

502
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:38,853
Boise?

503
00:23:39,053 --> 00:23:40,983
It's a great ski town, okay?

504
00:23:41,183 --> 00:23:42,193
You ski?

505
00:23:42,393 --> 00:23:44,033
Never tried but I want to.

506
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,533
[Rafa] See, I don't want to.

507
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:48,153
It just seems like
a really expensive way to fall down.

508
00:23:48,353 --> 00:23:50,493
Wow. I've never heard that one.

509
00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:52,333
Expensive way to fall down.

510
00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:55,253
So, have you ever went skating
or anything?

511
00:23:55,443 --> 00:23:58,413
- [Rafa] Yeah. I'm been on a skate, sure.
- [Mya] Yeah? Do you like it?

512
00:23:58,613 --> 00:24:00,793
[Rafa] Well,
that's a cheaper way to fall down.

513
00:24:00,993 --> 00:24:02,023
[Mya laughs]

514
00:24:07,063 --> 00:24:08,823
{\an8}[German heavy metal music playing]

515
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,633
Pferdekampf rules.

516
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:30,343
[Theme music playing]

517
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,173
[Andrea]
<i>next on </i>Primo...

518
00:25:30,373 --> 00:25:31,763
I won an award!

519
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,933
Come on! I earned my spot on that wall.

520
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,763
There's only one fair way to solve this.

521
00:25:35,963 --> 00:25:37,063
Game champ.

522
00:25:37,253 --> 00:25:38,533
- [Bell jingles]
- [Dice clatter]

523
00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:40,149
- It combines strategy. Dummy.
- Dummy.

524
00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,333
[Ryan] <i>Hand-eye coordination.</i>

525
00:25:41,513 --> 00:25:43,353
- <i>thigh strength.</i>
- Yes!

526
00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:44,553
[Ryan] <i>Pain tolerance.</i>

527
00:25:44,683 --> 00:25:45,683
and mental prowess.

528
00:25:45,723 --> 00:25:47,273
- Dude!
- Look, game champ is messy.

529
00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:48,963
But so is the quest for justice.