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Why didn't you fix that stupid dish?
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I tried. The nuts are all stripped.
I can't get them off.
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You're using needle-nose pliers
instead of a Crescent wrench?
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You're such a donkey.
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These nuts aren't stripped, they're fine.
Are you a complete moron?
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Yes! I got you.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Getting you.
- Why?
9
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Revenge, baby.
10
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Revenge for what?
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{\an8}Yes! I got you.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting you.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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Your face. It's the worst.
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Anyway, have fun on the roof
all day, idiot.
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Jay, I was on that roof for 12 hours
for no reason.
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No, I told you the reason.
It was your face and how it's the worst.
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That very day, around hour four,
I started plotting my revenge.
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In 2015, I convinced drea
to get a satellite TV
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by offering to pay for it.
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I could barely afford $80 a month,
but it was worth it.
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Then I checked the weather,
and I found the perfect, boiling hot day.
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We live in San Antonio. Every day is hot.
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Shut up! I am talking now!
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Then I did research for weeks
on bolts and wrenches,
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and then all the stuff
that you know about.
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And then today,
after ten years, I pounced.
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That was one of the worst days of my life.
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And you have never apologized.
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So, all you have to do...
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Say that you're sorry
and I will let you down.
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But I know you're never gonna do that.
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Never.
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So, suck roof.
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Aww, man,
you guys getting rid of the satellite?
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How are you gonna watch
Guatemala has talent?
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[Jay] Hey.
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Primo's little friend that isn't Miguel,
give me a hand with that ladder.
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No. Do not get involved in revenge.
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- Don't even look at him.
- [Jay] Primo! Primo!
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I'm your uncle!
Don't leave me on this roof.
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Oh. It's already hot.
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I gotta hand it to him.
He did his research.
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[Theme music playing]
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Hey, everybody!
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You see your uncle outside?
Is he sucking roof?
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Uh, I have no idea what that means.
But look, I won an award!
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The whataburger what a student award.
Oh, my god! That's incredible!
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It's 250 bucks.
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And this certificate
with all these fancy scripts on it.
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Rafa, that's fantastic.
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Only two students
in the whole school got these.
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- Are you the other one who got it?
- No.
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Then why are you so excited?
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Because I'm rafa's friend.
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I don't know. I think it's weird.
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[Andrea] Gimme, gimme.
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Wow.
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This deserves a place on
the wall of accomplishments and praise.
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The wall of accomplishments and praise.
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- The wap.
- Ma, please.
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You have to say
the whole name now, remember?
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You can't just shorten it anymore.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're taking down my degree?
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Degree? I thought rafa was gonna be
the first one to go to college.
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Oh, he is. That's a certificate from
the San Antonio technological institute.
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Yeah, I have a degree in computer science.
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You have a certificate in computers.
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Your final exam was printing that out.
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Drea, you can't move that.
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That is a significant
family accomplishment.
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You can just hang it up at your place,
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right next to your autographed picture
of that sexy blood lady.
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Her name is Elizabeth Holmes.
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And when she gets out of prison,
she's gonna change the world.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe we can just leave
uncle Ryan's thing up?
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See?
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Even primo doesn't care
about a stupid little award.
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It's ridiculous these days.
Everybody gets a participation trophy.
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I mean, yours literally says,
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"Ryan Gonzales participated
in a ten-week computer course."
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And it's not stupid.
I worked hard to earn it.
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You know what?
I don't like to throw this term around,
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- but this is cancel culture.
- Okay.
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I feel like you do like
to throw that term around.
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[Slurps] Ugh. Not enough bubbles.
Cancel culture.
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You're breaking up with me
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just because I took a platonic nap
with your sister?
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That's cancel culture.
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Cell service canceled for non-payment?
You know what this is?
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Why do you keep calling everything
cancel culture?
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I don't know.
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I hear it used a lot, and I don't want
Succession Or Euphoria
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and I don't know who doja cat is.
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I just wanna be a part of something.
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Hey, don't worry, bro.
You are a part of something.
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You're part of the people
not on the wall anymore.
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Do you think you're being helpful
right now?
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Let me down, stupid.
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- No.
- Mike, let me down.
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- No.
- I wanna get down.
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- No.
- Let me down.
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- No.
- Mike, let me down.
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- No.
- Mike, I'm serious.
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- Go get the ladder.
- No.
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Please let me down?
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No.
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Drea, come on.
I earned my spot on that wall.
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I earned my award.
I had to write a ten-page paper.
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You just had to learn
how to send some emails.
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- Nice, primo.
- Tough.
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Okay, listen, it's my house.
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- It's my wap.
- Oh, my god, ma, please.
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And I decide what goes on it.
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No. That's not good enough.
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There's only one fair way to solve this.
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Game champ.
Winner decides what goes on the wall.
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What's game champ?
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It's a Gonzales family Frankenstein.
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It's the greatest game ever invented
because it contains all the other games.
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Name a game, it's part of game champ.
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- Monopoly?
- Yeah.
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- Cranium?
- Hell yeah.
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Hungry, hungry hippos?
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Stop naming games.
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- I said it's every game.
- [Rafa] It's everything.
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There's trivial pursuit,
chutes and ladders,
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restaurant menus,
untranslated Ikea instructions.
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It combines strategy,
hand-eye coordination,
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thigh strength, pain tolerance,
and mental prowess.
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And we are not playing.
I can't lie to the police again.
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Blood-curdling screams?
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No, we... I haven't heard anything like...
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[Rollie] Ah!
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Whoo! I am the game champ!
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Bow down to the game champ!
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Whoo!
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Look, game champ is messy.
But so is the quest for justice.
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Seriously?
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Whatever. Just let us play!
You know you wanna play.
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- I kind of do.
- What?
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It's game champ. I like game champ.
Who doesn't like game champ?
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Yeah. I am fully prepared
to leave him up there for weeks.
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Are we playing game champ?
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Oh, I'm in. I call pocket knife.
I'm the pocket knife.
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All the knives are gone. Remember?
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Because of how Jay almost lost, like,
several of his toes last time.
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You in, primo? Or are you chicken fingers?
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Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk!
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- That's a good chicken.
- Thank you.
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Fine. I'm in.
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- Let's get started.
- I wanna play. Can I play too?
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If you're gonna play with us,
you got to learn the official rules.
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"Each turn begins with a roll of 12 dice.
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The top roll gets to either play a turn
or flick another player's nose.
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If they choose nose flick,
it activates 'flick-o-mode.'
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{\an8}and whoever gets the most flicks
in one minute begins the turn."
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This is insane.
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Oh, yeah. This game is nuts.
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[Andrea] There's only a few hours
until dinner,
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so we got to play the short version.
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No binge drinking,
no foot races, no moped stunts,
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no shoe-swapping,
and no stick-and-poke tattooing.
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- Sorry, babe.
- [Ryan] Oh, wait.
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{\an8}Harris hasn't played before.
We need to initiate him.
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{\an8}[Andrea] Ah!
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I thought you said knives were gone.
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There's always a knife.
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Hey, should I sterilize this?
Or are you cool?
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- Yeah, I'm out. I'm gonna leave.
- It's for the best.
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Okay, we're missing
the jar of rancid peanuts
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and the throwing stars.
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I'm on it.
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- [Gentle music playing]
- [Indistinct chatter]
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[Andrea] Rollie, hurry up. We're starting.
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[Ryan] The sword.
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[Bell ringing]
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- Oh!
- All right, mondo,
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- you get to spend the pregnancy test.
- Yes!
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Hey, I need your help.
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- A ghost owes me $40.
- Oh, okay.
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As soon as we're done here, I'll help you.
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No, this can't wait.
This is urgent ghost business.
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Okay, so whoever this lands on
has to eat whatever's in my pocket.
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- Okay.
- Oh!
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[Andrea chuckling] Oh, no.
188
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You have no shirt, you're out.
189
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[Rafa] Uncle Rollie's right.
190
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We instituted that rule after
the Magic Mike Challenge of 2018.
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[Ryan] Yup.
192
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I had to throw away the whole couch.
Too many body oil stains.
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It looked like a giant piece of flan.
194
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Well, I guess I'm out too. Bummer.
Hey, mondo, come on, let's go.
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When I get off this roof,
I'm gonna hit him with a pipe.
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No, I'm gonna hit him with a car.
197
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No, I'm gonna hit him...
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Sudden death: This or that. Speed round.
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- One of you is dead.
- What's the category?
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Actor or disease.
You have one second to answer.
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The first wrong answer loses.
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Mike, primo, drea.
That's the order. Are you ready?
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- Got it.
- Here we go.
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- Cumberbatch.
- Actor.
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- Zika.
- Disease.
206
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- Waititi.
- Actor.
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- Fishburne.
- Actor.
208
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- Ventimiglia.
- Actor.
209
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- Ebola.
- Disease.
210
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- Vitiligo.
- Actor.
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Wrong. Vitiligo is a disease, dummy.
212
00:09:00,683 --> 00:09:02,853
Vitiligo is the guy
from Lord of the rings, Dummy.
213
00:09:03,053 --> 00:09:05,903
No, that's Viggo mortensen,
not vitiligo mortensen.
214
00:09:06,103 --> 00:09:08,173
- You're out!
- Bye.
215
00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,133
You know what?
Everyone at this table can go to hell.
216
00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:15,123
Well, well, well. And then there were two.
217
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- I'm still in.
- Whatever. The two that matter.
218
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[Mondo] Who are you trying to contact
in the spirit world?
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Felipe.
220
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,133
Rodeo clown Felipe or heart attack Felipe?
221
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:33,883
Heart attack Felipe.
Rodeo clown Felipe survived the goring.
222
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Oh, that's good.
That was a big hole. Right in his chest.
223
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- [Andrea] It's water balloon bingo!
- [Rafa] Yeah.
224
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,483
[Ryan] Water balloon bingo is my favorite.
225
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- [Andrea laughs]
- Come on, let's go.
226
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[Scoffs] Okay.
227
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Let's see if the spirit world
wants to communicate with us.
228
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W-h-y. Why?
229
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Maybe heart attack Felipe wants to know
why you made me stop playing game champ
230
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or why you ruined my favorite shirt.
231
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No. I know what this is.
232
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Hey, you took that bet
fair and square, Felipe.
233
00:10:00,823 --> 00:10:02,623
Nobody forced you to jump that ditch.
234
00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:05,099
- Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch!
- Are you ready, old man?
235
00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:06,793
[Crowd] Jump that ditch!
236
00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:10,753
My arm is numb, my chest is tight,
and my mouth tastes like metal.
237
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Let's do this!
238
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[Engine revving]
239
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{\an8}[Crowd] Jump that ditch!
Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch!
240
00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:26,373
He died doing what he loved.
Losing control of a vehicle.
241
00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:33,793
Forty-six.
242
00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:39,413
Monologue jungle.
Recite a monologue from a movie.
243
00:10:39,613 --> 00:10:42,163
One wrong word and you're out.
244
00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,803
- Okay.
- Okay. Here we go.
245
00:10:45,263 --> 00:10:48,833
"Tony Montana, Scarface.
Political prisoner monologue."
246
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,033
Easy.
247
00:10:50,203 --> 00:10:52,463
- All right, here you go. Keep track.
- [Clears throat]
248
00:10:52,663 --> 00:10:55,424
As always, I will be substituting
desert foods for all the cuss words.
249
00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:56,573
- Okay.
- [Clears throat]
250
00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:02,723
[As Tony Montana] Do you know
I eat octopus three times a day?
251
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,103
I got fudging octopus
coming out of my fudging ears, man.
252
00:11:06,303 --> 00:11:09,523
I got the fudging Russian shoes,
my feet's comin' through. Huh?
253
00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:10,943
How'd you like that?
254
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,909
What, you want me to stay there
and do nothing?
255
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,693
Hey, I'm no fudging criminal, man.
256
00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,613
I'm no pudding nor thief.
257
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:21,373
I Tony Montana,
a political prisoner from Cuba.
258
00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,833
And I want my fudgin' human rights!
259
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,453
[Rafa] Wow.
260
00:11:25,653 --> 00:11:27,923
That was great! Amazing!
261
00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:29,233
[In normal voice] Thank you.
262
00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:30,673
Unfortunately, you're out.
263
00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:33,503
What? No way. I nailed it.
264
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,673
Ooh, but you didn't.
265
00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:38,683
It's, "and I want
my fudgin' human rights now,"
266
00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,893
not, "and I want my fudgin' human rights."
267
00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,893
- You forgot the "now."
- [Ryan] He's right.
268
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,123
It has to be word-perfect.
That's the rule.
269
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:47,953
Out.
270
00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:51,713
That's cool.
271
00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,043
Ugh!
272
00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:00,363
It's down to you and me.
273
00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:01,823
[Andrea] Bullshit!
274
00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:04,453
Headband is up for grabs.
275
00:12:04,653 --> 00:12:06,293
[Andrea] Take up my chair!
276
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,723
I'm getting another message. Yes.
277
00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:12,063
S-i-n-g.
278
00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:15,133
He wants you to sing a song in his honor.
279
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,713
What song?
280
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:19,473
I think, hmm, yes,
he wants you to make one up.
281
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,243
He wants you to invent a song
in tribute to his life.
282
00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:26,563
He says, make it good,
283
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,443
or he's going to haunt the... out of you.
284
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,123
Yeah, that does sound like him.
285
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:37,113
♪ Felipe, you were old as hell ♪
286
00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,033
♪ and you had 11 heart attacks ♪
287
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,703
♪ and you're really bad
At calculating the width of ditches ♪
288
00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:45,033
♪ and you drove your station wagon
Right into heaven ♪
289
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,873
♪ or hell ♪
290
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,553
♪ probably hell 'cause you're not
That really great of a dude ♪
291
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,023
♪ kind of a pervert
If we're being honest ♪
292
00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:53,963
this is very moving.
293
00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,043
You should keep going
for another eight minutes.
294
00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,563
♪ Felipe... ♪
295
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,763
hey, man,
I'm getting kind of hungry up here.
296
00:13:05,963 --> 00:13:08,953
Oh, I'm sorry, bud. I got you a sandwich.
297
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,123
Sock sandwich?
298
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:22,703
I'm not gonna eat this.
299
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,573
You didn't give me any food
when I was trapped up there, so...
300
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,533
Let it go. We were kids.
301
00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,393
You were 30. Bon appetit.
302
00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:32,303
I have bad news.
303
00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:36,383
It seems your awful singing
has angered heart attack Felipe.
304
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,063
And he's in the room.
305
00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:40,553
Heart attack Felipe's here?
306
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,433
Yes, as his younger self.
307
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:46,903
He's ripped, man. And he's after you.
308
00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:52,523
He says he doesn't owe you a crap.
In fact, he says you owe him the 40 bucks.
309
00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:56,773
Nah, no way.
Hey, look, man. We made a bet. You lost.
310
00:13:56,973 --> 00:14:00,983
You had a heart attack, you died.
So you owe me 40 bucks. Hey, fair's fair.
311
00:14:01,183 --> 00:14:02,883
That's not how he sees it.
312
00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:05,413
He says you should give me the money.
313
00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,203
- Give it to you?
- Yes.
314
00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:10,293
I am a bridge between realms.
315
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:13,393
So, if you give the money to me,
I can make sure he gets it.
316
00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:15,873
I only charge $10 for the service.
317
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:17,683
So 50 total.
318
00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:21,713
He wants you to give me the $50.
319
00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:24,733
[Sighs] Fine.
320
00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,223
- Fine?
- Yeah.
321
00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,243
I mean, this is what I was worried about.
322
00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:34,063
Some people say that since the front tires
touched the other wall of the ditch,
323
00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:37,373
that technically, he made it across.
So, I lost the bet.
324
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,363
But to me, the bet was whether Felipe
would make the jump, not the car.
325
00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:45,303
He clearly didn't,
because he was dead in the ditch.
326
00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,213
But I don't even care about any of that.
327
00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:52,683
I just miss my friend
and I don't want him to be mad at me.
328
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,103
Can you ask him if he's mad at me?
329
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,443
[Chuckles softly] Rollie.
330
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,763
Come on. I know what to do.
331
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,363
[Dramatic music playing]
332
00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:18,293
Yeah! Give me that money.
333
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,753
Tea pot dome scandal.
334
00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:21,893
The magna carta.
335
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,753
- Adele dazeem.
- Thin mints.
336
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,613
Yes!
337
00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:28,213
You like that?
338
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,243
Jeffrey dahmer and Winston Churchill.
339
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,793
Oh, no. Is it the human femur?
340
00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:38,963
Sister act 2: Back in the habit.
341
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:42,173
j-a-m-i-r-o-q-u-a-i, jamiroquai.
342
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,963
Five seconds left.
343
00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:46,013
- You need every word.
- Almost done.
344
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,263
- [Timer beeping]
- Here we go.
345
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:50,393
- What is that?
- I found every word.
346
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:52,473
That doesn't count.
You just circled everything.
347
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,273
Yes, and within that circle
lies every single word.
348
00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:56,933
I win.
349
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,903
No, you don't. That clearly doesn't count.
It's my turn.
350
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,903
And all I need to do
is roll higher than four,
351
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,283
which I did, because there are 12 dice.
352
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:07,753
And that is ga...
353
00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,133
Dude.
354
00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:15,123
If you swallow your opponent's game piece,
you win game champ.
355
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:17,503
- That's not a rule.
- It is now.
356
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:19,759
Explain how eating a piece of metal
makes you the smartest.
357
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:23,173
How does winning an award
from a burger place make you the smartest?
358
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:27,463
It doesn't. I win. Game over. Game champ.
359
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:29,059
Ryan, may I speak with you in the kitchen?
360
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,269
Oh, no. I just ate. Thank you.
361
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,653
- Get in here.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:42,193
Hey, primo, do me a favor.
Take these out to your uncle Jay.
363
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:45,823
- Oh, no, I am not getting involved.
- Please?
364
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:48,369
He's been up there a really long time.
I'm starting to feel bad.
365
00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:50,133
I'm just not ready to admit that.
366
00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:52,213
Okay.
367
00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:58,413
Let's play a new game.
It's called drea's lie detector.
368
00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:01,003
The way it works is
I'm gonna ask you questions.
369
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,043
And if you lie to me, I smack you.
370
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,293
I do not wanna play this.
371
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:06,633
Are you so insecure
that you think winning this game
372
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,423
will prove that you're better
than your 16-year-old nephew?
373
00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:12,073
No. We're just playing a fun game.
374
00:17:12,863 --> 00:17:15,853
Fine. Yes.
I wanna prove I'm better than primo.
375
00:17:16,053 --> 00:17:20,393
And you realize how silly it is
that a grown man is jealous of a child?
376
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:22,193
It's not silly.
377
00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:26,313
It's very silly. Yes, I see that.
378
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,153
And you realize
that this is your nephew, who you love,
379
00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:31,753
and him winning an award
should make you proud of him?
380
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:35,373
Well... uh, now, hold on.
381
00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:38,873
Okay, if you look at it
in a certain way... no, you're right.
382
00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:41,003
I love him and I will apologize.
383
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:42,663
Thank you.
384
00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,853
But this really is cancel culture.
385
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:47,713
Go ahead.
386
00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:49,773
What's "cancel culture"?
387
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,593
Hey, uncle Mike asked me
to give these to you.
388
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,103
I think he's starting to feel bad.
389
00:17:57,303 --> 00:17:58,313
[Jay] Oh, thank god.
390
00:17:58,503 --> 00:17:59,743
[Sighs]
391
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:07,273
This is vinegar. Primo, you got involved.
392
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:10,113
No, I didn't. I swear.
Uncle Mike tricked me.
393
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:13,283
And I just got distracted,
all the stuff with uncle Ryan.
394
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:16,923
He's coming at me so hard,
it's making me wanna fight him.
395
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:21,183
Listen to me very carefully, primo.
396
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,793
Follow that instinct.
397
00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:25,993
Really?
398
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,343
You can't ever back down. Look at me.
399
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,923
I've been on this roof for hours.
400
00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:32,963
I'm sunburned, I'm starving,
401
00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:35,513
and I'm two minutes from pooping
in whatever pipe that is.
402
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:36,913
Please don't poop down a pipe.
403
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,763
The point is,
you can't let people push you around.
404
00:18:39,963 --> 00:18:42,533
I'd rather stay up here for a month
than let Mike win.
405
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,963
I forgot it was vinegar.
406
00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:56,663
Hey, primo. We need to talk.
407
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:57,953
Yeah, we do.
408
00:18:58,153 --> 00:19:00,333
I earned that spot on that wall
and I'm taking it.
409
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:01,793
Whoa. What's going on?
410
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,333
I won fair and square. I'm the game champ.
411
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,463
I'm one of only two
whataburger what a students
412
00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:08,753
in the entire south San Antonio region.
413
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,773
My certificate
deserves to be on that wall.
414
00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:15,693
Well, you've given me
a lot to think about.
415
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,653
[Chuckles]
416
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,473
Where are you going?
417
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:26,333
[Instrumental music plays]
418
00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,753
[Door opens, closes]
419
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,243
Why did your uncle Ryan
just run out of our house with your award?
420
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,873
Because he's a weirdo.
He's probably gonna try to eat it.
421
00:19:41,073 --> 00:19:42,083
I played a game with Ryan
422
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,703
where every time he said something dumb,
I slapped him.
423
00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:47,583
I'm not gonna do that with you
because you're a child.
424
00:19:47,783 --> 00:19:49,503
But also because
you should be smart enough
425
00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:51,023
to understand what you did wrong.
426
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,813
How is this my fault?
427
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:58,763
Rafa, look, Ryan feels threatened.
428
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,763
He's always thought of himself
as the smart one in the family.
429
00:20:01,963 --> 00:20:03,853
And then you come along.
430
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,563
And you're, you know,
might be going to college
431
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:09,273
and you're winning burger awards.
432
00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:11,873
Now he is acting like a buffoon.
433
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,963
But maybe you can try and understand
what he's feeling.
434
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,823
But what am I supposed to do about it?
435
00:20:19,023 --> 00:20:20,953
You're a whataburger what a student.
436
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,223
You ought to be able
to what-a-figure it out.
437
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,833
Nope. That was bad.
438
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:31,063
But all the other stuff I said
was good and wise.
439
00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:33,393
Okay.
440
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,143
Okay.
441
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,923
[Rollie] Are you sure about this?
442
00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,173
[Mondo] Yeah.
443
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,683
This is where Felipe crossed over.
444
00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:43,703
Literally and figuratively.
445
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,073
He'll hear you.
446
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,703
What's up, Felipe?
447
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,533
Man, this is crazy.
448
00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:58,843
You're really gone.
449
00:21:00,213 --> 00:21:01,883
I thought you were gonna live forever.
450
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,669
I mean, lifetime record
against heart attacks?
451
00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:05,843
You were ten and one.
452
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:07,933
That's pretty good.
453
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,573
Hey, remember that one time
you had a stroke
454
00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:13,143
while you were having a heart attack?
455
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,423
I mean, probably not, I guess,
456
00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:18,153
because it was a massive stroke
that badly damaged your brain.
457
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,113
Anyway, I'm really sad that you're gone.
458
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:24,993
I hope it wasn't my fault.
459
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:27,823
I miss you, Felipe.
460
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:32,043
You're my wildest, craziest friend,
461
00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:36,163
which, again, is why you're dead.
462
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:38,293
Amen.
463
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:55,563
You can keep that.
464
00:21:58,023 --> 00:22:01,363
Rollie, the spirits
can't communicate with words.
465
00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:05,403
But we feel their energy,
as they feel ours.
466
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:11,203
We offer gratitude for Felipe's friendship
and his time on this plane.
467
00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:17,463
[Soft music playing]
468
00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:26,763
[Rollie sighs]
469
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,133
Did it work?
470
00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,433
Do you feel better?
471
00:22:34,223 --> 00:22:36,273
Yeah. I do.
472
00:22:41,063 --> 00:22:42,523
Ready to say you're sorry now?
473
00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:45,133
No way. Joke's on you.
474
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,109
I dipped the bread in vinegar.
Tastes just like a Jersey Mike's sandwich.
475
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,473
I could stay up here forever.
476
00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:50,433
Really?
477
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,473
No. You gotta get me down.
478
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,783
I'm losing my mind. I'm...
479
00:22:56,993 --> 00:22:58,063
sorry.
480
00:22:58,263 --> 00:22:59,863
I'm so sorry.
481
00:23:00,063 --> 00:23:01,423
Please let me down.
482
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,633
Apology is accepted.
483
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,093
You may now come down.
484
00:23:08,593 --> 00:23:09,633
[Sighs]
485
00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:14,253
There you go.
486
00:23:14,453 --> 00:23:15,453
What is that?
487
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,173
Your way down.
488
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:18,363
Remember?
489
00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:20,503
- Get the ladder.
- No.
490
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,103
- Why not?
- 'Cause I don't want to.
491
00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:23,253
Just jump, idiot.
492
00:23:23,453 --> 00:23:24,693
[Sighs]
493
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:28,383
- Whoa! [Grunts]
- [Bones crack]
494
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,683
Ah! My shoulder!
495
00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:32,683
[Groans]
496
00:23:32,883 --> 00:23:34,413
If I did it, you could do it.
497
00:23:35,033 --> 00:23:36,183
I'm not doing that.
498
00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:37,793
Then you live on the roof now.
499
00:23:38,703 --> 00:23:40,083
Okay. Okay.
500
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,753
Fine.
501
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,463
[Exhales]
502
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,783
No!
503
00:23:52,983 --> 00:23:55,333
- [Both grunt]
- Oh, my shoulder!
504
00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:56,583
[Groans]
505
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,123
Okay. See you later.
506
00:23:58,323 --> 00:23:59,473
Ah!
507
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,193
{\an8}[Indistinct chatter]
508
00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,483
- Hey.
- Hey.
509
00:24:08,443 --> 00:24:10,743
{\an8}- How's it going?
- Not great.
510
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,263
{\an8}Your game piece is still making
its way down my intestines.
511
00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:15,973
Sounds like cancel culture.
512
00:24:16,173 --> 00:24:17,703
{\an8}- Right?
- [Chuckles]
513
00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:27,133
So... I'm sorry.
514
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,323
I shouldn't have said all that stuff.
515
00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:35,643
Especially since you're sort of the reason
I won that award in the first place.
516
00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:37,793
Really? How?
517
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:41,213
Well, the first time
I ever saw that fancy script,
518
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,593
the words with all the cool
old-timey swirlies on them,
519
00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,233
was on your certificate.
520
00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:50,553
I always wanted to have my name on one
so ma could put it on the wall.
521
00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:52,783
That's why I worked really hard at school.
522
00:24:54,823 --> 00:24:57,953
So you're saying I'm kind of the reason
you wanna go to college?
523
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,583
Yeah, you're part of it for sure.
524
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:07,363
Uh, so I need your help.
525
00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:09,923
I wanna use the money from the award
to open a bank account.
526
00:25:10,063 --> 00:25:10,863
And since you're the money guy
in the family...
527
00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:12,163
Say no more.
528
00:25:12,353 --> 00:25:14,533
You are smart to come to me with this.
529
00:25:14,733 --> 00:25:17,259
If you wanna join the financial sector,
there are millions of options.
530
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,663
You can open a checking account.
531
00:25:18,863 --> 00:25:20,643
You can open a savings account.
532
00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:26,653
- So two options?
- Yeah, those are the two.
533
00:25:26,703 --> 00:25:29,093
I would go with savings.
You get a better interest rate.
534
00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:30,923
- All right. Let's do it.
- Great.
535
00:25:31,123 --> 00:25:32,973
- Let me just get some information.
- Okay.
536
00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:37,453
{\an8}First question, uh,
who or what is a doja cat?
537
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:41,143
It's not for the accountants.
It's for me. Is it a Batman villain?
538
00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:42,739
Is it a place
where you learn martial arts?
539
00:25:42,763 --> 00:25:44,483
- I just, uh, I really need to know.
- Okay.
540
00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:46,563
Uh, how about you set up the account,
541
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,753
and I will teach you
about young people stuff.
542
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:50,833
I would love that.
543
00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,783
Okay, let's work up to doja cat.
544
00:25:55,983 --> 00:25:58,083
- Okay.
- Let's start off with tiktok.
545
00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,203
- I'm sorry?
- You don't know tiktok?
546
00:26:00,403 --> 00:26:02,103
What's tiktok? Is that, like, LinkedIn?
547
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,813
{\an8}[Ryan imitates trumpet playing
"pomp and circumstance"]
548
00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,903
[Whirring]
549
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,713
[Thuds]
550
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,763
[Upbeat music playing]
551
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,223
[Andrea] Next on Primo...
552
00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:43,569
- Rollie's in jail.
- [Groans]
553
00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:45,223
Primo might be able to go to college.
554
00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:48,523
So, if he starts doing the dumb crap
you do 'cause he thinks that's cool,
555
00:27:48,723 --> 00:27:50,613
- that's on you.
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
556
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,523
Oh, damn. Primo!
557
00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:55,033
- What did you do?!
- Oh!
558
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:57,203
Well, this was fun.
559
00:27:57,393 --> 00:27:58,463
Men are so stupid.