1 00:00:01,003 --> 00:00:02,693 Why didn't you fix that stupid dish? 2 00:00:02,893 --> 00:00:05,483 I tried. The nuts are all stripped. I can't get them off. 3 00:00:05,683 --> 00:00:08,533 You're using needle-nose pliers instead of a Crescent wrench? 4 00:00:08,733 --> 00:00:09,733 You're such a donkey. 5 00:00:16,053 --> 00:00:19,543 These nuts aren't stripped, they're fine. Are you a complete moron? 6 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:21,963 Yes! I got you. 7 00:00:22,163 --> 00:00:23,283 What the hell are you doing? 8 00:00:23,373 --> 00:00:24,923 - Getting you. - Why? 9 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:26,553 Revenge, baby. 10 00:00:26,753 --> 00:00:28,063 Revenge for what? 11 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:31,633 {\an8}Yes! I got you. 12 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:33,683 - What are you doing? - Getting you. 13 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:35,183 - Why? - I don't know. 14 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:36,433 Your face. It's the worst. 15 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:38,353 Anyway, have fun on the roof all day, idiot. 16 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:44,903 Jay, I was on that roof for 12 hours for no reason. 17 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:48,573 No, I told you the reason. It was your face and how it's the worst. 18 00:00:48,773 --> 00:00:52,953 That very day, around hour four, I started plotting my revenge. 19 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:56,873 In 2015, I convinced drea to get a satellite TV 20 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:58,583 by offering to pay for it. 21 00:00:58,783 --> 00:01:01,873 I could barely afford $80 a month, but it was worth it. 22 00:01:02,073 --> 00:01:06,463 Then I checked the weather, and I found the perfect, boiling hot day. 23 00:01:06,663 --> 00:01:08,713 We live in San Antonio. Every day is hot. 24 00:01:08,913 --> 00:01:10,363 Shut up! I am talking now! 25 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:15,723 Then I did research for weeks on bolts and wrenches, 26 00:01:15,923 --> 00:01:18,433 and then all the stuff that you know about. 27 00:01:18,633 --> 00:01:23,393 And then today, after ten years, I pounced. 28 00:01:23,593 --> 00:01:25,353 That was one of the worst days of my life. 29 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,273 And you have never apologized. 30 00:01:27,473 --> 00:01:29,753 So, all you have to do... 31 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,743 Say that you're sorry and I will let you down. 32 00:01:33,943 --> 00:01:35,703 But I know you're never gonna do that. 33 00:01:35,903 --> 00:01:36,663 Never. 34 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,183 So, suck roof. 35 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:42,543 Aww, man, you guys getting rid of the satellite? 36 00:01:42,743 --> 00:01:44,793 How are you gonna watch Guatemala has talent? 37 00:01:44,993 --> 00:01:45,793 [Jay] Hey. 38 00:01:45,993 --> 00:01:49,133 Primo's little friend that isn't Miguel, give me a hand with that ladder. 39 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,883 No. Do not get involved in revenge. 40 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:54,263 - Don't even look at him. - [Jay] Primo! Primo! 41 00:01:54,463 --> 00:01:57,033 I'm your uncle! Don't leave me on this roof. 42 00:01:58,903 --> 00:02:01,323 Oh. It's already hot. 43 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,483 I gotta hand it to him. He did his research. 44 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:07,043 [Theme music playing] 45 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:14,363 Hey, everybody! 46 00:02:14,563 --> 00:02:16,663 You see your uncle outside? Is he sucking roof? 47 00:02:16,863 --> 00:02:20,793 Uh, I have no idea what that means. But look, I won an award! 48 00:02:20,983 --> 00:02:25,623 The whataburger what a student award. Oh, my god! That's incredible! 49 00:02:25,823 --> 00:02:27,633 It's 250 bucks. 50 00:02:27,823 --> 00:02:30,753 And this certificate with all these fancy scripts on it. 51 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:32,593 Rafa, that's fantastic. 52 00:02:32,793 --> 00:02:34,923 Only two students in the whole school got these. 53 00:02:35,123 --> 00:02:36,933 - Are you the other one who got it? - No. 54 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:38,343 Then why are you so excited? 55 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:39,653 Because I'm rafa's friend. 56 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,863 I don't know. I think it's weird. 57 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,063 [Andrea] Gimme, gimme. 58 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:45,023 Wow. 59 00:02:45,223 --> 00:02:48,833 This deserves a place on the wall of accomplishments and praise. 60 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:52,073 The wall of accomplishments and praise. 61 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,863 - The wap. - Ma, please. 62 00:02:54,063 --> 00:02:55,863 You have to say the whole name now, remember? 63 00:02:56,063 --> 00:02:57,703 You can't just shorten it anymore. 64 00:02:57,903 --> 00:02:59,913 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're taking down my degree? 65 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,203 Degree? I thought rafa was gonna be the first one to go to college. 66 00:03:03,403 --> 00:03:07,003 Oh, he is. That's a certificate from the San Antonio technological institute. 67 00:03:07,203 --> 00:03:09,133 Yeah, I have a degree in computer science. 68 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,003 You have a certificate in computers. 69 00:03:11,203 --> 00:03:12,723 Your final exam was printing that out. 70 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:14,923 Drea, you can't move that. 71 00:03:15,123 --> 00:03:17,343 That is a significant family accomplishment. 72 00:03:17,543 --> 00:03:19,683 You can just hang it up at your place, 73 00:03:19,883 --> 00:03:23,433 right next to your autographed picture of that sexy blood lady. 74 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:24,793 Her name is Elizabeth Holmes. 75 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:27,483 And when she gets out of prison, she's gonna change the world. 76 00:03:27,683 --> 00:03:28,693 Uh-huh. 77 00:03:28,893 --> 00:03:31,483 Maybe we can just leave uncle Ryan's thing up? 78 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:32,683 See? 79 00:03:32,853 --> 00:03:35,233 Even primo doesn't care about a stupid little award. 80 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:38,573 It's ridiculous these days. Everybody gets a participation trophy. 81 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:39,919 I mean, yours literally says, 82 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:42,453 "Ryan Gonzales participated in a ten-week computer course." 83 00:03:42,653 --> 00:03:45,753 And it's not stupid. I worked hard to earn it. 84 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:48,623 You know what? I don't like to throw this term around, 85 00:03:48,823 --> 00:03:50,673 - but this is cancel culture. - Okay. 86 00:03:50,873 --> 00:03:53,173 I feel like you do like to throw that term around. 87 00:03:53,373 --> 00:03:58,223 [Slurps] Ugh. Not enough bubbles. Cancel culture. 88 00:03:58,423 --> 00:03:59,553 You're breaking up with me 89 00:03:59,753 --> 00:04:02,433 just because I took a platonic nap with your sister? 90 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,393 That's cancel culture. 91 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:09,273 Cell service canceled for non-payment? You know what this is? 92 00:04:09,473 --> 00:04:11,693 Why do you keep calling everything cancel culture? 93 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:12,893 I don't know. 94 00:04:13,063 --> 00:04:16,443 I hear it used a lot, and I don't want Succession Or Euphoria 95 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:17,993 and I don't know who doja cat is. 96 00:04:18,193 --> 00:04:20,073 I just wanna be a part of something. 97 00:04:20,273 --> 00:04:22,873 Hey, don't worry, bro. You are a part of something. 98 00:04:23,073 --> 00:04:25,343 You're part of the people not on the wall anymore. 99 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:28,543 Do you think you're being helpful right now? 100 00:04:28,743 --> 00:04:29,963 Let me down, stupid. 101 00:04:30,163 --> 00:04:31,673 - No. - Mike, let me down. 102 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:32,873 - No. - I wanna get down. 103 00:04:32,953 --> 00:04:34,003 - No. - Let me down. 104 00:04:34,203 --> 00:04:36,253 - No. - Mike, let me down. 105 00:04:36,453 --> 00:04:38,053 - No. - Mike, I'm serious. 106 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:39,763 - Go get the ladder. - No. 107 00:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,073 Please let me down? 108 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:42,823 No. 109 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:48,273 Drea, come on. I earned my spot on that wall. 110 00:04:48,473 --> 00:04:50,943 I earned my award. I had to write a ten-page paper. 111 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,869 You just had to learn how to send some emails. 112 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,233 - Nice, primo. - Tough. 113 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:56,483 Okay, listen, it's my house. 114 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:58,693 - It's my wap. - Oh, my god, ma, please. 115 00:04:58,893 --> 00:05:00,323 And I decide what goes on it. 116 00:05:00,523 --> 00:05:02,993 No. That's not good enough. 117 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:05,343 There's only one fair way to solve this. 118 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:10,973 Game champ. Winner decides what goes on the wall. 119 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:12,963 What's game champ? 120 00:05:13,163 --> 00:05:15,383 It's a Gonzales family Frankenstein. 121 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:19,383 It's the greatest game ever invented because it contains all the other games. 122 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,383 Name a game, it's part of game champ. 123 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,633 - Monopoly? - Yeah. 124 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,553 - Cranium? - Hell yeah. 125 00:05:24,753 --> 00:05:25,893 Hungry, hungry hippos? 126 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,303 Stop naming games. 127 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:29,563 - I said it's every game. - [Rafa] It's everything. 128 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,443 There's trivial pursuit, chutes and ladders, 129 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,863 restaurant menus, untranslated Ikea instructions. 130 00:05:36,053 --> 00:05:38,653 It combines strategy, hand-eye coordination, 131 00:05:38,853 --> 00:05:41,743 thigh strength, pain tolerance, and mental prowess. 132 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:46,533 And we are not playing. I can't lie to the police again. 133 00:05:46,733 --> 00:05:48,833 Blood-curdling screams? 134 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:51,753 No, we... I haven't heard anything like... 135 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:54,373 [Rollie] Ah! 136 00:05:54,573 --> 00:05:57,793 Whoo! I am the game champ! 137 00:05:57,993 --> 00:06:00,463 Bow down to the game champ! 138 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:02,423 Whoo! 139 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:06,093 Look, game champ is messy. But so is the quest for justice. 140 00:06:06,293 --> 00:06:07,303 Seriously? 141 00:06:07,503 --> 00:06:10,643 Whatever. Just let us play! You know you wanna play. 142 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:12,393 - I kind of do. - What? 143 00:06:12,593 --> 00:06:15,113 It's game champ. I like game champ. Who doesn't like game champ? 144 00:06:15,223 --> 00:06:17,983 Yeah. I am fully prepared to leave him up there for weeks. 145 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:19,613 Are we playing game champ? 146 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,933 Oh, I'm in. I call pocket knife. I'm the pocket knife. 147 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:23,403 All the knives are gone. Remember? 148 00:06:23,603 --> 00:06:27,803 Because of how Jay almost lost, like, several of his toes last time. 149 00:06:28,473 --> 00:06:31,743 You in, primo? Or are you chicken fingers? 150 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,543 Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk! 151 00:06:33,743 --> 00:06:35,373 - That's a good chicken. - Thank you. 152 00:06:35,573 --> 00:06:37,833 Fine. I'm in. 153 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:40,383 - Let's get started. - I wanna play. Can I play too? 154 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:43,803 If you're gonna play with us, you got to learn the official rules. 155 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,263 "Each turn begins with a roll of 12 dice. 156 00:06:46,463 --> 00:06:49,723 The top roll gets to either play a turn or flick another player's nose. 157 00:06:49,923 --> 00:06:52,933 If they choose nose flick, it activates 'flick-o-mode.' 158 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,733 {\an8}and whoever gets the most flicks in one minute begins the turn." 159 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:56,933 This is insane. 160 00:06:57,093 --> 00:06:58,603 Oh, yeah. This game is nuts. 161 00:06:58,803 --> 00:06:59,949 [Andrea] There's only a few hours until dinner, 162 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:01,443 so we got to play the short version. 163 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:04,113 No binge drinking, no foot races, no moped stunts, 164 00:07:04,313 --> 00:07:06,953 no shoe-swapping, and no stick-and-poke tattooing. 165 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:08,613 - Sorry, babe. - [Ryan] Oh, wait. 166 00:07:08,813 --> 00:07:11,083 {\an8}Harris hasn't played before. We need to initiate him. 167 00:07:11,273 --> 00:07:12,273 {\an8}[Andrea] Ah! 168 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,293 I thought you said knives were gone. 169 00:07:16,493 --> 00:07:17,753 There's always a knife. 170 00:07:17,953 --> 00:07:20,563 Hey, should I sterilize this? Or are you cool? 171 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,353 - Yeah, I'm out. I'm gonna leave. - It's for the best. 172 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,303 Okay, we're missing the jar of rancid peanuts 173 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:26,423 and the throwing stars. 174 00:07:26,623 --> 00:07:27,943 I'm on it. 175 00:07:30,863 --> 00:07:33,863 - [Gentle music playing] - [Indistinct chatter] 176 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:40,813 [Andrea] Rollie, hurry up. We're starting. 177 00:07:41,013 --> 00:07:42,023 [Ryan] The sword. 178 00:07:42,223 --> 00:07:43,543 [Bell ringing] 179 00:07:47,503 --> 00:07:48,743 - Oh! - All right, mondo, 180 00:07:48,943 --> 00:07:50,783 - you get to spend the pregnancy test. - Yes! 181 00:07:50,983 --> 00:07:52,703 Hey, I need your help. 182 00:07:52,903 --> 00:07:54,583 - A ghost owes me $40. - Oh, okay. 183 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,543 As soon as we're done here, I'll help you. 184 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,253 No, this can't wait. This is urgent ghost business. 185 00:07:59,453 --> 00:08:03,343 Okay, so whoever this lands on has to eat whatever's in my pocket. 186 00:08:03,543 --> 00:08:05,553 - Okay. - Oh! 187 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,593 [Andrea chuckling] Oh, no. 188 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,303 You have no shirt, you're out. 189 00:08:09,503 --> 00:08:10,623 [Rafa] Uncle Rollie's right. 190 00:08:10,753 --> 00:08:13,683 We instituted that rule after the Magic Mike Challenge of 2018. 191 00:08:13,883 --> 00:08:14,883 [Ryan] Yup. 192 00:08:14,923 --> 00:08:17,473 I had to throw away the whole couch. Too many body oil stains. 193 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,313 It looked like a giant piece of flan. 194 00:08:19,513 --> 00:08:24,463 Well, I guess I'm out too. Bummer. Hey, mondo, come on, let's go. 195 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:30,613 When I get off this roof, I'm gonna hit him with a pipe. 196 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:33,073 No, I'm gonna hit him with a car. 197 00:08:33,273 --> 00:08:34,593 No, I'm gonna hit him... 198 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,833 Sudden death: This or that. Speed round. 199 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,793 - One of you is dead. - What's the category? 200 00:08:41,993 --> 00:08:44,673 Actor or disease. You have one second to answer. 201 00:08:44,873 --> 00:08:46,033 The first wrong answer loses. 202 00:08:46,123 --> 00:08:48,963 Mike, primo, drea. That's the order. Are you ready? 203 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:50,163 - Got it. - Here we go. 204 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:51,343 - Cumberbatch. - Actor. 205 00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:52,543 - Zika. - Disease. 206 00:08:52,713 --> 00:08:53,723 - Waititi. - Actor. 207 00:08:53,923 --> 00:08:54,723 - Fishburne. - Actor. 208 00:08:54,923 --> 00:08:55,973 - Ventimiglia. - Actor. 209 00:08:56,173 --> 00:08:56,893 - Ebola. - Disease. 210 00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:58,093 - Vitiligo. - Actor. 211 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,483 Wrong. Vitiligo is a disease, dummy. 212 00:09:00,683 --> 00:09:02,853 Vitiligo is the guy from Lord of the rings, Dummy. 213 00:09:03,053 --> 00:09:05,903 No, that's Viggo mortensen, not vitiligo mortensen. 214 00:09:06,103 --> 00:09:08,173 - You're out! - Bye. 215 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,133 You know what? Everyone at this table can go to hell. 216 00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:15,123 Well, well, well. And then there were two. 217 00:09:15,323 --> 00:09:17,763 - I'm still in. - Whatever. The two that matter. 218 00:09:25,353 --> 00:09:27,179 [Mondo] Who are you trying to contact in the spirit world? 219 00:09:27,203 --> 00:09:28,203 Felipe. 220 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,133 Rodeo clown Felipe or heart attack Felipe? 221 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:33,883 Heart attack Felipe. Rodeo clown Felipe survived the goring. 222 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:37,683 Oh, that's good. That was a big hole. Right in his chest. 223 00:09:37,883 --> 00:09:39,689 - [Andrea] It's water balloon bingo! - [Rafa] Yeah. 224 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,483 [Ryan] Water balloon bingo is my favorite. 225 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:43,353 - [Andrea laughs] - Come on, let's go. 226 00:09:43,553 --> 00:09:45,523 [Scoffs] Okay. 227 00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:48,363 Let's see if the spirit world wants to communicate with us. 228 00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:50,653 W-h-y. Why? 229 00:09:50,853 --> 00:09:54,953 Maybe heart attack Felipe wants to know why you made me stop playing game champ 230 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:56,993 or why you ruined my favorite shirt. 231 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,533 No. I know what this is. 232 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:00,623 Hey, you took that bet fair and square, Felipe. 233 00:10:00,823 --> 00:10:02,623 Nobody forced you to jump that ditch. 234 00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:05,099 - Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch! - Are you ready, old man? 235 00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:06,793 [Crowd] Jump that ditch! 236 00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:10,753 My arm is numb, my chest is tight, and my mouth tastes like metal. 237 00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:12,303 Let's do this! 238 00:10:12,503 --> 00:10:14,023 [Engine revving] 239 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:20,363 {\an8}[Crowd] Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch! Jump that ditch! 240 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:26,373 He died doing what he loved. Losing control of a vehicle. 241 00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:33,793 Forty-six. 242 00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:39,413 Monologue jungle. Recite a monologue from a movie. 243 00:10:39,613 --> 00:10:42,163 One wrong word and you're out. 244 00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,803 - Okay. - Okay. Here we go. 245 00:10:45,263 --> 00:10:48,833 "Tony Montana, Scarface. Political prisoner monologue." 246 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,033 Easy. 247 00:10:50,203 --> 00:10:52,463 - All right, here you go. Keep track. - [Clears throat] 248 00:10:52,663 --> 00:10:55,424 As always, I will be substituting desert foods for all the cuss words. 249 00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:56,573 - Okay. - [Clears throat] 250 00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:02,723 [As Tony Montana] Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? 251 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,103 I got fudging octopus coming out of my fudging ears, man. 252 00:11:06,303 --> 00:11:09,523 I got the fudging Russian shoes, my feet's comin' through. Huh? 253 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:10,943 How'd you like that? 254 00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,909 What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? 255 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,693 Hey, I'm no fudging criminal, man. 256 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,613 I'm no pudding nor thief. 257 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:21,373 I Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. 258 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,833 And I want my fudgin' human rights! 259 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,453 [Rafa] Wow. 260 00:11:25,653 --> 00:11:27,923 That was great! Amazing! 261 00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:29,233 [In normal voice] Thank you. 262 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:30,673 Unfortunately, you're out. 263 00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:33,503 What? No way. I nailed it. 264 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,673 Ooh, but you didn't. 265 00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:38,683 It's, "and I want my fudgin' human rights now," 266 00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,893 not, "and I want my fudgin' human rights." 267 00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,893 - You forgot the "now." - [Ryan] He's right. 268 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,123 It has to be word-perfect. That's the rule. 269 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:47,953 Out. 270 00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:51,713 That's cool. 271 00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,043 Ugh! 272 00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:00,363 It's down to you and me. 273 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:01,823 [Andrea] Bullshit! 274 00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:04,453 Headband is up for grabs. 275 00:12:04,653 --> 00:12:06,293 [Andrea] Take up my chair! 276 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,723 I'm getting another message. Yes. 277 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:12,063 S-i-n-g. 278 00:12:12,643 --> 00:12:15,133 He wants you to sing a song in his honor. 279 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,713 What song? 280 00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:19,473 I think, hmm, yes, he wants you to make one up. 281 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,243 He wants you to invent a song in tribute to his life. 282 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:26,563 He says, make it good, 283 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,443 or he's going to haunt the... out of you. 284 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,123 Yeah, that does sound like him. 285 00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:37,113 ♪ Felipe, you were old as hell ♪ 286 00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,033 ♪ and you had 11 heart attacks ♪ 287 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,703 ♪ and you're really bad At calculating the width of ditches ♪ 288 00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:45,033 ♪ and you drove your station wagon Right into heaven ♪ 289 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,873 ♪ or hell ♪ 290 00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,553 ♪ probably hell 'cause you're not That really great of a dude ♪ 291 00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,023 ♪ kind of a pervert If we're being honest ♪ 292 00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:53,963 this is very moving. 293 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,043 You should keep going for another eight minutes. 294 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,563 ♪ Felipe... ♪ 295 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,763 hey, man, I'm getting kind of hungry up here. 296 00:13:05,963 --> 00:13:08,953 Oh, I'm sorry, bud. I got you a sandwich. 297 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,123 Sock sandwich? 298 00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:22,703 I'm not gonna eat this. 299 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,573 You didn't give me any food when I was trapped up there, so... 300 00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,533 Let it go. We were kids. 301 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,393 You were 30. Bon appetit. 302 00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:32,303 I have bad news. 303 00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:36,383 It seems your awful singing has angered heart attack Felipe. 304 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,063 And he's in the room. 305 00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:40,553 Heart attack Felipe's here? 306 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,433 Yes, as his younger self. 307 00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:46,903 He's ripped, man. And he's after you. 308 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:52,523 He says he doesn't owe you a crap. In fact, he says you owe him the 40 bucks. 309 00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:56,773 Nah, no way. Hey, look, man. We made a bet. You lost. 310 00:13:56,973 --> 00:14:00,983 You had a heart attack, you died. So you owe me 40 bucks. Hey, fair's fair. 311 00:14:01,183 --> 00:14:02,883 That's not how he sees it. 312 00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:05,413 He says you should give me the money. 313 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,203 - Give it to you? - Yes. 314 00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:10,293 I am a bridge between realms. 315 00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:13,393 So, if you give the money to me, I can make sure he gets it. 316 00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:15,873 I only charge $10 for the service. 317 00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:17,683 So 50 total. 318 00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:21,713 He wants you to give me the $50. 319 00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:24,733 [Sighs] Fine. 320 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,223 - Fine? - Yeah. 321 00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,243 I mean, this is what I was worried about. 322 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:34,063 Some people say that since the front tires touched the other wall of the ditch, 323 00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:37,373 that technically, he made it across. So, I lost the bet. 324 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,363 But to me, the bet was whether Felipe would make the jump, not the car. 325 00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:45,303 He clearly didn't, because he was dead in the ditch. 326 00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,213 But I don't even care about any of that. 327 00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:52,683 I just miss my friend and I don't want him to be mad at me. 328 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,103 Can you ask him if he's mad at me? 329 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,443 [Chuckles softly] Rollie. 330 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,763 Come on. I know what to do. 331 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,363 [Dramatic music playing] 332 00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:18,293 Yeah! Give me that money. 333 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,753 Tea pot dome scandal. 334 00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:21,893 The magna carta. 335 00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,753 - Adele dazeem. - Thin mints. 336 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,613 Yes! 337 00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:28,213 You like that? 338 00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,243 Jeffrey dahmer and Winston Churchill. 339 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,793 Oh, no. Is it the human femur? 340 00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:38,963 Sister act 2: Back in the habit. 341 00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:42,173 j-a-m-i-r-o-q-u-a-i, jamiroquai. 342 00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,963 Five seconds left. 343 00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:46,013 - You need every word. - Almost done. 344 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,263 - [Timer beeping] - Here we go. 345 00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:50,393 - What is that? - I found every word. 346 00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:52,473 That doesn't count. You just circled everything. 347 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,273 Yes, and within that circle lies every single word. 348 00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:56,933 I win. 349 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,903 No, you don't. That clearly doesn't count. It's my turn. 350 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,903 And all I need to do is roll higher than four, 351 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,283 which I did, because there are 12 dice. 352 00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:07,753 And that is ga... 353 00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,133 Dude. 354 00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:15,123 If you swallow your opponent's game piece, you win game champ. 355 00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:17,503 - That's not a rule. - It is now. 356 00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:19,759 Explain how eating a piece of metal makes you the smartest. 357 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:23,173 How does winning an award from a burger place make you the smartest? 358 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:27,463 It doesn't. I win. Game over. Game champ. 359 00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:29,059 Ryan, may I speak with you in the kitchen? 360 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,269 Oh, no. I just ate. Thank you. 361 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,653 - Get in here. - Mm-hmm. 362 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:42,193 Hey, primo, do me a favor. Take these out to your uncle Jay. 363 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:45,823 - Oh, no, I am not getting involved. - Please? 364 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:48,369 He's been up there a really long time. I'm starting to feel bad. 365 00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:50,133 I'm just not ready to admit that. 366 00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:52,213 Okay. 367 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:58,413 Let's play a new game. It's called drea's lie detector. 368 00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:01,003 The way it works is I'm gonna ask you questions. 369 00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,043 And if you lie to me, I smack you. 370 00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,293 I do not wanna play this. 371 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:06,633 Are you so insecure that you think winning this game 372 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,423 will prove that you're better than your 16-year-old nephew? 373 00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:12,073 No. We're just playing a fun game. 374 00:17:12,863 --> 00:17:15,853 Fine. Yes. I wanna prove I'm better than primo. 375 00:17:16,053 --> 00:17:20,393 And you realize how silly it is that a grown man is jealous of a child? 376 00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:22,193 It's not silly. 377 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:26,313 It's very silly. Yes, I see that. 378 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,153 And you realize that this is your nephew, who you love, 379 00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:31,753 and him winning an award should make you proud of him? 380 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:35,373 Well... uh, now, hold on. 381 00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:38,873 Okay, if you look at it in a certain way... no, you're right. 382 00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:41,003 I love him and I will apologize. 383 00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:42,663 Thank you. 384 00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,853 But this really is cancel culture. 385 00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:47,713 Go ahead. 386 00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:49,773 What's "cancel culture"? 387 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,593 Hey, uncle Mike asked me to give these to you. 388 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,103 I think he's starting to feel bad. 389 00:17:57,303 --> 00:17:58,313 [Jay] Oh, thank god. 390 00:17:58,503 --> 00:17:59,743 [Sighs] 391 00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:07,273 This is vinegar. Primo, you got involved. 392 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:10,113 No, I didn't. I swear. Uncle Mike tricked me. 393 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:13,283 And I just got distracted, all the stuff with uncle Ryan. 394 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:16,923 He's coming at me so hard, it's making me wanna fight him. 395 00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:21,183 Listen to me very carefully, primo. 396 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,793 Follow that instinct. 397 00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:25,993 Really? 398 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,343 You can't ever back down. Look at me. 399 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,923 I've been on this roof for hours. 400 00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:32,963 I'm sunburned, I'm starving, 401 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:35,513 and I'm two minutes from pooping in whatever pipe that is. 402 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:36,913 Please don't poop down a pipe. 403 00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,763 The point is, you can't let people push you around. 404 00:18:39,963 --> 00:18:42,533 I'd rather stay up here for a month than let Mike win. 405 00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,963 I forgot it was vinegar. 406 00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:56,663 Hey, primo. We need to talk. 407 00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:57,953 Yeah, we do. 408 00:18:58,153 --> 00:19:00,333 I earned that spot on that wall and I'm taking it. 409 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:01,793 Whoa. What's going on? 410 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,333 I won fair and square. I'm the game champ. 411 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,463 I'm one of only two whataburger what a students 412 00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:08,753 in the entire south San Antonio region. 413 00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,773 My certificate deserves to be on that wall. 414 00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:15,693 Well, you've given me a lot to think about. 415 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,653 [Chuckles] 416 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,473 Where are you going? 417 00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:26,333 [Instrumental music plays] 418 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,753 [Door opens, closes] 419 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,243 Why did your uncle Ryan just run out of our house with your award? 420 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,873 Because he's a weirdo. He's probably gonna try to eat it. 421 00:19:41,073 --> 00:19:42,083 I played a game with Ryan 422 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,703 where every time he said something dumb, I slapped him. 423 00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:47,583 I'm not gonna do that with you because you're a child. 424 00:19:47,783 --> 00:19:49,503 But also because you should be smart enough 425 00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:51,023 to understand what you did wrong. 426 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,813 How is this my fault? 427 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:58,763 Rafa, look, Ryan feels threatened. 428 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,763 He's always thought of himself as the smart one in the family. 429 00:20:01,963 --> 00:20:03,853 And then you come along. 430 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,563 And you're, you know, might be going to college 431 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:09,273 and you're winning burger awards. 432 00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:11,873 Now he is acting like a buffoon. 433 00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,963 But maybe you can try and understand what he's feeling. 434 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,823 But what am I supposed to do about it? 435 00:20:19,023 --> 00:20:20,953 You're a whataburger what a student. 436 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,223 You ought to be able to what-a-figure it out. 437 00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,833 Nope. That was bad. 438 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:31,063 But all the other stuff I said was good and wise. 439 00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:33,393 Okay. 440 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,143 Okay. 441 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,923 [Rollie] Are you sure about this? 442 00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,173 [Mondo] Yeah. 443 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,683 This is where Felipe crossed over. 444 00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:43,703 Literally and figuratively. 445 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,073 He'll hear you. 446 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,703 What's up, Felipe? 447 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,533 Man, this is crazy. 448 00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:58,843 You're really gone. 449 00:21:00,213 --> 00:21:01,883 I thought you were gonna live forever. 450 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,669 I mean, lifetime record against heart attacks? 451 00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:05,843 You were ten and one. 452 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:07,933 That's pretty good. 453 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,573 Hey, remember that one time you had a stroke 454 00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:13,143 while you were having a heart attack? 455 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,423 I mean, probably not, I guess, 456 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:18,153 because it was a massive stroke that badly damaged your brain. 457 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,113 Anyway, I'm really sad that you're gone. 458 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:24,993 I hope it wasn't my fault. 459 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:27,823 I miss you, Felipe. 460 00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:32,043 You're my wildest, craziest friend, 461 00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:36,163 which, again, is why you're dead. 462 00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:38,293 Amen. 463 00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:55,563 You can keep that. 464 00:21:58,023 --> 00:22:01,363 Rollie, the spirits can't communicate with words. 465 00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:05,403 But we feel their energy, as they feel ours. 466 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:11,203 We offer gratitude for Felipe's friendship and his time on this plane. 467 00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:17,463 [Soft music playing] 468 00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:26,763 [Rollie sighs] 469 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,133 Did it work? 470 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,433 Do you feel better? 471 00:22:34,223 --> 00:22:36,273 Yeah. I do. 472 00:22:41,063 --> 00:22:42,523 Ready to say you're sorry now? 473 00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:45,133 No way. Joke's on you. 474 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,109 I dipped the bread in vinegar. Tastes just like a Jersey Mike's sandwich. 475 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,473 I could stay up here forever. 476 00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:50,433 Really? 477 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,473 No. You gotta get me down. 478 00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,783 I'm losing my mind. I'm... 479 00:22:56,993 --> 00:22:58,063 sorry. 480 00:22:58,263 --> 00:22:59,863 I'm so sorry. 481 00:23:00,063 --> 00:23:01,423 Please let me down. 482 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,633 Apology is accepted. 483 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,093 You may now come down. 484 00:23:08,593 --> 00:23:09,633 [Sighs] 485 00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:14,253 There you go. 486 00:23:14,453 --> 00:23:15,453 What is that? 487 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,173 Your way down. 488 00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:18,363 Remember? 489 00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:20,503 - Get the ladder. - No. 490 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,103 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want to. 491 00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:23,253 Just jump, idiot. 492 00:23:23,453 --> 00:23:24,693 [Sighs] 493 00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:28,383 - Whoa! [Grunts] - [Bones crack] 494 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,683 Ah! My shoulder! 495 00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:32,683 [Groans] 496 00:23:32,883 --> 00:23:34,413 If I did it, you could do it. 497 00:23:35,033 --> 00:23:36,183 I'm not doing that. 498 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:37,793 Then you live on the roof now. 499 00:23:38,703 --> 00:23:40,083 Okay. Okay. 500 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,753 Fine. 501 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,463 [Exhales] 502 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,783 No! 503 00:23:52,983 --> 00:23:55,333 - [Both grunt] - Oh, my shoulder! 504 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:56,583 [Groans] 505 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,123 Okay. See you later. 506 00:23:58,323 --> 00:23:59,473 Ah! 507 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,193 {\an8}[Indistinct chatter] 508 00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,483 - Hey. - Hey. 509 00:24:08,443 --> 00:24:10,743 {\an8}- How's it going? - Not great. 510 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,263 {\an8}Your game piece is still making its way down my intestines. 511 00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:15,973 Sounds like cancel culture. 512 00:24:16,173 --> 00:24:17,703 {\an8}- Right? - [Chuckles] 513 00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:27,133 So... I'm sorry. 514 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,323 I shouldn't have said all that stuff. 515 00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:35,643 Especially since you're sort of the reason I won that award in the first place. 516 00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:37,793 Really? How? 517 00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:41,213 Well, the first time I ever saw that fancy script, 518 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,593 the words with all the cool old-timey swirlies on them, 519 00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,233 was on your certificate. 520 00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:50,553 I always wanted to have my name on one so ma could put it on the wall. 521 00:24:50,753 --> 00:24:52,783 That's why I worked really hard at school. 522 00:24:54,823 --> 00:24:57,953 So you're saying I'm kind of the reason you wanna go to college? 523 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,583 Yeah, you're part of it for sure. 524 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:07,363 Uh, so I need your help. 525 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:09,923 I wanna use the money from the award to open a bank account. 526 00:25:10,063 --> 00:25:10,863 And since you're the money guy in the family... 527 00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:12,163 Say no more. 528 00:25:12,353 --> 00:25:14,533 You are smart to come to me with this. 529 00:25:14,733 --> 00:25:17,259 If you wanna join the financial sector, there are millions of options. 530 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,663 You can open a checking account. 531 00:25:18,863 --> 00:25:20,643 You can open a savings account. 532 00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:26,653 - So two options? - Yeah, those are the two. 533 00:25:26,703 --> 00:25:29,093 I would go with savings. You get a better interest rate. 534 00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:30,923 - All right. Let's do it. - Great. 535 00:25:31,123 --> 00:25:32,973 - Let me just get some information. - Okay. 536 00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:37,453 {\an8}First question, uh, who or what is a doja cat? 537 00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:41,143 It's not for the accountants. It's for me. Is it a Batman villain? 538 00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:42,739 Is it a place where you learn martial arts? 539 00:25:42,763 --> 00:25:44,483 - I just, uh, I really need to know. - Okay. 540 00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:46,563 Uh, how about you set up the account, 541 00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,753 and I will teach you about young people stuff. 542 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:50,833 I would love that. 543 00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,783 Okay, let's work up to doja cat. 544 00:25:55,983 --> 00:25:58,083 - Okay. - Let's start off with tiktok. 545 00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,203 - I'm sorry? - You don't know tiktok? 546 00:26:00,403 --> 00:26:02,103 What's tiktok? Is that, like, LinkedIn? 547 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,813 {\an8}[Ryan imitates trumpet playing "pomp and circumstance"] 548 00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,903 [Whirring] 549 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,713 [Thuds] 550 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,763 [Upbeat music playing] 551 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,223 [Andrea] Next on Primo... 552 00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:43,569 - Rollie's in jail. - [Groans] 553 00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:45,223 Primo might be able to go to college. 554 00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:48,523 So, if he starts doing the dumb crap you do 'cause he thinks that's cool, 555 00:27:48,723 --> 00:27:50,613 - that's on you. - Fight! Fight! Fight! 556 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,523 Oh, damn. Primo! 557 00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:55,033 - What did you do?! - Oh! 558 00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:57,203 Well, this was fun. 559 00:27:57,393 --> 00:27:58,463 Men are so stupid.