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Mom?
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Mom?
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Present.
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What?
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Like when the teacher calls roll call,
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you say "present."
Mom is ready, so reportin' to duty.
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How come you only have one sock on?
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I couldn't find the other one.
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You can't go to school like that.
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Mom, can Alisa come over Friday
for a sleepover again?
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Yeah, if it's okay with her mom, sure.
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Sweetie, are we not combing our hair now,
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or is this just a new fashion thing
that they got by me?
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- I combed it.
- Well,
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maybe we have ourselves
a wind tunnel in the house.
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Why don't you go back
and comb it again, please?
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What kind of mother
will people think I am
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if you are a mop-head
and your brother's half sockless?
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Alisa said you worry too much
about what other people think.
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Excuse me?
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Alisa said that?
Now why would she say that?
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She's never said that to me.
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Well, she must have got it from somebody,
so that leaves Betty.
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I've never heard Betty say that.
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I know she doesn't like me.
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- What are you talking about?
- I get a feelin'.
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Betty adores you, Candy.
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You think she'd be trusting you
to look after our kids if she--
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The feeling you're getting
is just her usual
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depression stuff.
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Yeah, how is that goin'?
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Well, much better, actually.
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This Marriage Encounter
was really a miracle.
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What exactly do they do there?
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Well, mostly get us to talk about
our feelings and--
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Well, they're big into
writing everything down in a notebook.
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Sounds a little silly.
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I know. That's what we thought at first,
too, but it--
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it really works.
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For the first time
in I don't know how long
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we were
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unflinchingly honest with each other.
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Exactly how unflinchingly honest
could you be, Allan?
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Well, except for that.
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And it was an issue for me.
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Betty would bring up sex
and my lack of interest.
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And I'd go quiet.
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I couldn't exactly say
I was less interested in sex
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because I was having it
with Candy Montgomery.
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We finally opened up to each other.
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Well, that's good.
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I'm glad. So...
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where does that leave us?
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Well, it doesn't necessarily
change the way I feel about you.
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But I do feel strongly
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that I should be
giving my full resources to my family.
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And my relationship with you
is taking away
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some of my emotional availability and
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energy and attention
that I could be directing towards
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Betty and the kids.
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So you don't wanna see me anymore?
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I don't know. Yeah.
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They said an awful lot of things
at the Encounter but
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they never said you couldn't
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see someone else.
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Allan, you seem to be leaving it up to me,
so I'm just deciding.
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I'm not gonna call.
I'm not gonna try to see you.
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I won't bother you anymore.
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Okay.
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Ok-- Wow.
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Well, you certainly unleashed
your feelings there.
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Well, I'm not sure
how you want me to respond.
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Do you remember what you told me?
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That the days you spent with me
at the Como,
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that they were the only hours
of your week where
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you didn't feel responsible
for other people's emotions.
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Meaning Betty.
The burden of making her happy.
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The burden of keeping her
from being miserable.
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Now,
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have you ever
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felt any responsibility for my emotions?
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Do you now?
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Candy...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You realize that every time
you feel a hole,
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you paint the kitchen?
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That's not true.
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Okay, fine.
Maybe it's a little true,
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but also, you know, it is good therapy.
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- Well, it looks really good.
- Thank you.
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I keep saying
that we should start our own business.
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There's a lot of people in Wylie
that are looking to remake their lives,
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and some of which would settle
for a spiffier breakfast nook.
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You know, it's not even like
I'm gonna miss the sex.
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It's the friendship.
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Allan's been like my best friend.
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Hello?
What about me?
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I just wish I could talk like that
with Pat.
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Okay, I'm serious.
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Why don't we start our own business?
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At a minimum, it'll get us out
into other people's kitchens.
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That's where the real life
happens anyway, right? Kitchens?
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God, I'm feelin' angry.
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I don't necessarily want him but
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I don't like feeling rejected.
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You're gonna have to put that
in the fridge, honey, for it to keep.
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Or the garage.
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- The garage is nice and cool.
- Why does it have to stay cool?
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The weather this warm,
I'm afraid it'll rot,
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and we still have two whole weeks
before Halloween.
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I think it's just a benign fibrous mass.
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You can't possibly know that.
Not for sure.
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Betty, this is likely harmless.
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How dare you be impatient with me.
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It could be cancer.
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I don't think it is.
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But you can't know that!
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I actually can know it.
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It's my business to know it.
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And the mammogram confirms it.
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So it's nothing?
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It's a mass, yes.
But it's benign.
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You should stop taking birth control
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and also control your caffeine intake.
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It could be from drinking too much coffee?
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Betty, you're fine.
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Honey, I'm just saying
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that you were Luke Skywalker last year,
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and there are other characters
in "Star Wars."
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No, he wears a mask
for the other characters.
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He gets claustrophobia.
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- You puked in your Batman mask!
- Hey.
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- No, I didn't!
- Alright! Okay!
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Jenny! Wait your turn!
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Okay!
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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- Wait up!
- Ian, stop following me!
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- Hello?
-Hey!
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Candy?
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Sorry. I know I promised that,
that I wouldn't call,
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but this is just for some advice.
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I'm sorry. Bad manners.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
Good. How are you?
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You don't sound great.
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Well, I said good, not great.
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What's the matter?
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Betty found a lump in her right breast.
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She's fine. At least that's what
the doctors are telling her.
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She's already been to two.
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I'm sure she's looking for a third.
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They think it's benign,
but she's a wreck.
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Well, I should go over there.
Is she home now?
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She is, but you don't have to.
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No, I should go check on her.
If it were me--
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You're a good friend, Candy.
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- Betty.
- Hi!
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Hi. I just heard
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and I know in my heart
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that you're fine.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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You have nothin' to worry about.
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- I hope you're right.
- Hey, now, you listen to me.
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Doctors are so scared today
about bein' sued
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that if you go to them
with a growth of any kind,
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the last thing they're gonna do is say,
"Go home, it's nothin',"
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unless they are
pretty damn sure it's nothin'.
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I am sure that you're right.
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How did you find out?
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Allan told me.
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- Allan did?
- Yeah, he was concerned.
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You know how worried husbands can get.
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Oh, wait.
No, I got that wrong.
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Husbands never worry enough.
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That's it.
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Well, you didn't have to drive
all the way down here.
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But I cannot tell you how much
it means to me that you did.
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These doctors, they think
I am the biggest hypochondriac!
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They tell me it's nothing,
convince me it's all in my head,
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then write me prescriptions
for anxiety and depression,
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of which I'm on a gazillion.
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- Hi, honey!
- Hi.
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Can you believe
Candy drove all the way down here?
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She is just the sweetest.
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- You feeling better?
- Yes.
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Yes. She helped lasso my runaway brain.
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Look at us making you stand out here.
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- Come in, come in.
- Oh, no! No, no, no.
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I gotta get back and make dinner.
It's Meatball Tuesday.
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This is just one of those hug-and-runs,
now that I see that you're fine.
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- And you are.
- Yes.
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Walk Candy to her car.
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- Sure.
- Would you, sweetheart?
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Thank you again.
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So much.
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And let's get the kids together
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for some trick-or-treating.
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Sure, yeah. Perfect. I'll call you!
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Okay.
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That is not the same person.
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You're saying Marriage Encounter did that?
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I'm telling you,
she's like a flower blossoming.
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Yeah, and she was actually warm.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to--
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Yes, you did.
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But it's alright.
You're not wrong.
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- But now, she's--
- Just like a normal person.
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Hey, do you think that Pat and I
should get into Marriage Encounter?
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'Cause that's actually why
I called earlier.
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- Well, I'm not sure.
- Well, I gotta try somethin'.
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He doesn't know how to communicate.
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The thing is Marriage Encounter
is definitely not for couples
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who are having serious problems.
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From what you told me
about your feelings for Pat--
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I do love him.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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But it really--
It worked for you.
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So far.
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So far, it's really worked.
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She insists on doing
the homework every night.
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The dialog sessions, the love letters.
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She wants to become
a group leader in the area.
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Very committed.
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- Well, that's good.
- But thank you for checking on her.
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Yeah. It was good to see you.
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Good to see you, too. Alright.
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My pleasure.
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You're all very special people.
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Thank you. We're coming back.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I'll double our insurance.
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-Thanks for everything.
- Yes. Wonderful.
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So long.
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Well, what's your prediction?
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Oh, definite marriage.
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Think they'll have children?
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Whether they want to or not.
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Hey.
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I was watching that.
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Yes, I can see
that you were watching that.
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I bet you'd love to be a passenger on
The Love Boat,
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wouldn't you, Pat?
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Well, guess what?
So would I.
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I feel like I'm in trouble.
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I don't know why.
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I wanna go to Marriage Encounter.
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What?
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It's not just the Garlingtons.
Allan and Betty.
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Betty, I mean,
she's just like a whole new person.
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It's a cult though, Candy.
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It's not a cult!
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And even if it is--
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Why are we here, Pat?
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And I don't mean on the sofa.
I mean
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on Earth.
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- Yeah.
- Why are we here?
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That's a huge question, Candy.
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And I'd like an answer.
Your answer.
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Well, I mean
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why is a tree here?
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What?
263
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,820
You know how I hate you answering
my questions with questions.
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- Yeah, I have--
- Why is a tree here?
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- Seriously?
- Look, Candy.
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I'm not going to have this
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cosmic grasp
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that you're looking for, I think, but
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a tree, it grows its roots.
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It sprouts fruit.
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The fruit spreads its seeds,
and then more trees grow,
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and it goes on and on like that.
273
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And I don't think we're much different,
you know?
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We grow our roots.
We raise our kids.
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I think that's a good reason to be here.
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Or anywhere.
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Well, what's your answer?
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Why are you here?
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I don't know.
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You know
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you always want more.
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You do, Candy.
Whatever you have,
283
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,634
- you always want more.
- Yes, I do.
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I do want more.
285
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And I'm not gonna apologize for it.
286
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I want more from me.
From you. From us.
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00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,271
You want to go to Marriage Encounter?
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Okay. Let's go.
289
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:06,204
So he has agreed,
and we're gonna just give it a try.
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00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,958
- This is great.
- Well, you know, it's hopeful,
291
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,462
and every day should have a sprinkle
of hope in it, so.
292
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,089
You should put that
in one of your Sunday parables.
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"Every day should have
a sprinkle of hope."
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That is lovely.
295
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,552
And you know what else?
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And this could be the best part of all.
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Just that Pat is willing to try,
298
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,391
I don't find myself
thinking of Allan as much.
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00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,560
And when I do,
the first thing that comes to my mind
300
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,604
is that his eyes are too close together.
301
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,606
That's what I've been sayin'.
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Here's my new mantra.
303
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,905
It's called, "rediscover me."
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00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,158
With my marriage, with our new business.
305
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,953
And I thought of the perfect name already.
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00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,788
The Covergirls.
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00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,957
- The Covergirls.
- It's what we do, right?
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00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,293
I paint, you wallpaper.
The Covergirls.
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I love it.
"We got you covered."
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Yes.
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And thank you,
Sherry girl, for covering me.
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So that's 10 windows, and price per.
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Plus saving time on construction, right?
314
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,741
Don Crowder!
Church grounds on a weekday?
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00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,369
My, my, whose wrath
have you doth incurred?
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00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,664
Just my normal pillar
and beacon of the community stuff.
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00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,833
Trying to figure out
some budget challenges.
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00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,502
Yeah, buildings and maintenance.
That's why I'm here.
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00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,421
Let's see.
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00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,299
What's this?
321
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:44,511
Now, if you're serious about
sprucing up the parsonage,
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00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,846
Sherry Cleckler
and I have started
323
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,432
a new little boutique
home improvement business.
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00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,891
It's mostly paint and polish,
325
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,810
but it's good work at
a price you won't beat.
326
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,853
Thank you.
327
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,105
I'll certainly consider it.
328
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,441
And references upon request.
329
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,027
Well, how would you have references
if you just started?
330
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,030
Why, Ron, I make 'em up.
331
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,159
I'll leave you to your pillaring
and beaconing.
332
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,290
You wanna get in tighter
with the congregation,
333
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,251
straightest line might be
Candy Montgomery.
334
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,753
Folks love her.
335
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,174
Yeah. Meaning they don't love me.
336
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,177
Ron, a little friendly advice.
337
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,140
Here at Lucas,
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00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,350
people just wanna raise their kids,
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00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,977
love their family, love God.
340
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,063
Doesn't call for heavy lifting
on your part.
341
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,106
Just don't be a dick.
342
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,871
Okay.
343
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,791
Is that a moose?
344
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,003
Yep.
345
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,506
- Should we go check in?
- Okay.
346
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:09,221
When you give yourself,
and I mean give all of yourselves,
347
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,099
I'm gonna make it real simple.
348
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,768
When you give,
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00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,771
you beget.
350
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,233
Let's say it all together, shall we?
351
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:26,404
When you give, you beget.
352
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,865
Well done.
353
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:32,828
And look inside.
How does that make you feel?
354
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,624
Pat?
355
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,504
Should I read yours first?
356
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,841
- Okay. Yeah. Yes.
- Okay.
357
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,387
-"When I think of you--"
- Now, I'm a mathematician,
358
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,224
not a writer. So.
359
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,184
Okay.
360
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:01,773
"When I think of you,
I feel the earth move."
361
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,569
That is so sweet.
362
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,571
"I feel it under my feet."
363
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,781
Pat.
364
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,368
"I feel the sky tumbling down."
365
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,668
Pat, this is a Carole King song.
366
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,380
She's one of your favorites.
367
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,175
Honey, I told you I'm not a writer.
368
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,385
- Oh, my God!
- They're good words.
369
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,220
No, but they're not your words!
370
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,764
Words are not my thing!
371
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,893
I love you more than I could ever express.
372
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,520
More than I could ever write down
in some stupid notebook,
373
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,231
at some stupid cult workshop.
374
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,778
I went with Carole King
375
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:52,240
because you said
she always wrote close to your heart,
376
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,534
and that's where I wanna be.
377
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,244
Close to your heart.
378
00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:00,999
Why couldn't you have put that down?
That was really beautiful.
379
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,627
It was?
380
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,504
Yes.
381
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,804
I wanna be close to your heart, too.
382
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,642
Why are we here, Candy?
383
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:23,772
I don't mean on Earth,
I mean at this place,
384
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,273
and
385
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,192
I...
386
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,654
I don't know what you're looking for.
387
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,115
Do you know what you're looking for?
388
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,996
The song "Tapestry" by Carole King.
389
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,125
I've listened to it a zillion times,
390
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:51,007
and I still have no idea what it's about,
but it speaks to me just the same.
391
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:57,514
"My life has been a tapestry
of rich and royal hue.
392
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,143
A wondrous woven magic."
393
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,775
Now, I haven't a clue
what she's talkin' about--
394
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,696
but I want it.
395
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,034
Yeah, I want it. I want
396
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,454
my royal hue.
397
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,875
Oh, honey.
398
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,836
Pat.
399
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,886
I'm not saying
that it wasn't a little goofy
400
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,514
but, you know, we did connect.
401
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,974
That's fantastic.
402
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,184
Yeah. And we've fallen off
with the assignments.
403
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,604
There's the daily 10-and-10 and so forth.
404
00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,315
What's the daily 10-and-10?
405
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,651
Well, you pick a topic,
and you write about it for 10 minutes,
406
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,779
and then you spend another
10 minutes talking about it.
407
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:58,241
We did do that for about three days.
408
00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,619
But overall, you know,
our sex life has definitely improved.
409
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,623
And I hardly ever think about
410
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,460
you-know-who's perfectly shaped penis.
411
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:12,005
- Well, this is all very positive.
- Yeah, I think so.
412
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,343
Sorry.
413
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,723
- Hello?
-Candy. Betty Gore.
414
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:25,352
Betty, hi! How are you?
415
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,020
I'm fine.
416
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:30,648
And I'm told that you are.
Marriage Encounter went well?
417
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,818
I think it did, yes.
418
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,236
That is so good.
419
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,989
You know I'm the local Flame leader.
420
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,657
I think I heard that.
421
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:42,160
Yes, that's fantastic.
422
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,080
Yeah. One of my duties
423
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,040
is I host other couples
424
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,209
who have been Encountered and,
425
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,712
well, I would love to have
you and Pat over on Saturday.
426
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,340
She wants me to come to dinner.
427
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,217
No.
428
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,886
And you said yes?
429
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,180
Well, I felt on the spot.
430
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,099
Well, it's this Saturday?
431
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:06,893
Yep. What are we gonna do?
432
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:09,979
I guess it'll be fine.
433
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,440
Will it be a problem for you?
434
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,527
I don't know. It might be.
435
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,198
To see you in that context
might be painful and
436
00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,785
I don't know.
What if I start wanting you again?
437
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:33,670
I'm so sorry, Candy. I feel so guilty
for messing up your life like this.
438
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,464
No, no. You didn't. Maybe--
439
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,301
Maybe this is just
the best way for us to move on.
440
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,679
Because Betty and I, we should be friends
441
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,516
and maybe this will be
kinda like a good closure.
442
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,270
Yeah. Good. Okay, good. Good.
443
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,649
It'll be great. I think it'll be fine.
444
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,986
The best part is the capsule
will be reusable.
445
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,488
So, I mean,
you think of all the wasted technology--
446
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:03,491
- What a waste.
- Such a waste.
447
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,582
- This looks delicious.
- So delicious.
448
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,209
You know, pot roast is my favorite.
449
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,878
Well, I did know.
450
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:17,630
Allan let the cat out of the bag.
451
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,303
It didn't take you two scientists long
452
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,847
to start talking about
rocket ships and so forth.
453
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:32,395
No, but actually, we were talking about
something new called the space shuttle.
454
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:36,399
Which is a capsule
which can be used for repeated travel.
455
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,527
What did you say, Pat?
A couple of years?
456
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,113
1981. Yeah.
457
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,575
Pretty soon,
it'll be easier to go to the moon and Mars
458
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,327
than to get in and out of Dallas.
459
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,586
So, you two enjoyed,
you enjoyed the Encounter.
460
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:58,713
Yeah.
461
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,049
You been keeping up with your 10-and-10?
462
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,468
Well, we're trying.
463
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,761
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
464
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:08,431
Well, that's wonderful.
Isn't that wonderful?
465
00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:10,058
It's wonderful. Yeah.
466
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:12,602
Yeah.
467
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:20,235
Candy, I heard about you
and Sherry Cleckler
468
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,237
are talking about a
469
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:26,950
rediscovering yourself.
A kind of a "rediscover you."
470
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,035
- Wait, did I hear that correctly?
- Yes, you did.
471
00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,620
And what does that entail?
472
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,373
Well, Sherry and I are
starting a business together.
473
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,457
Home improvement.
474
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,838
And then, I'm still taking
my writers' workshop classes.
475
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,175
I'm actually moving on
to an advanced level.
476
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,426
That's wonderful.
477
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:49,806
Some kind of wonderful.
478
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,143
You know
479
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,106
sometimes,
the best way to rediscover yourself is to
480
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,442
look inside you.
481
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,488
Deep inside.
482
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,992
That makes sense.
483
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,994
We all have stuff
484
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,789
buried deep within.
485
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,875
Things we never knew were there.
486
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:23,590
Yep.
487
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,972
Wonderful.
488
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:38,229
My God, you must have been dyin' inside!
489
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,065
- A little, but mostly, I was just bored.
- Bored?
490
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:44,611
At a couples dinner with your lover,
his wife, and your husband?
491
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,696
He is not my lover anymore.
492
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:50,450
And you know what?
The best part is I was bored with him.
493
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,868
Allan.
494
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:55,622
I thought that it would be hard to see him
or that old feelings would bubble up,
495
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,999
but nothin'. It's over.
496
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,960
And Betty, love her to death,
but she's a little weird.
497
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,087
You're just now figurin' that out?
498
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,215
But she's also nice.
You know, she's odd because she's odd,
499
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:09,427
not because she's mean
or unkind or uncaring.
500
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,471
And I'll tell you somethin' else.
501
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,973
I think she's way more interesting
than Allan.
502
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:16,768
Why does she have to go to some lake
to study the Bible?
503
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,562
- She could just study it here.
- Yep.
504
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,564
Yeah, we have a lot of Bibles.
505
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,902
Maybe she's really going fishing.
506
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:27,820
Nope.
507
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,697
No, she's definitely studying.
508
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:32,950
Your mother is taking some special time
509
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:36,371
to further her commitment to our
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
510
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,956
And I'm very proud of her.
511
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,792
I think you guys
should be proud of her, too.
512
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,418
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
513
00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:43,670
Okay.
514
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,297
It's time for us to pray, right?
515
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,384
- Can we talk after?
- Yeah. Yeah, you can talk after.
516
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:54,639
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
517
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:59,018
And if I die before I wake,
I pray to God my soul to take.
518
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:02,183
- Hey, Pat.
- Hey.
519
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,768
Can I talk to you for a sec?
520
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,228
It's important.
521
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,479
Sure.
522
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,440
You can just let that dry.
523
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,193
- Hey. Yeah. Sorry.
- Hi. It's okay.
524
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:13,986
Alright.
525
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,328
So
526
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:28,960
I found a love letter
from Allan Gore to Candy.
527
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:33,840
I was looking for a letter
she'd written me just after we married
528
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,051
and found a different letter.
529
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,347
I need to know something.
I know she would tell you.
530
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,225
Is it over?
531
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,938
- Pat--
- Is it over?
532
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,863
It is.
533
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,323
And it won't happen again.
534
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:02,285
It was just a brief thing and, honestly,
535
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,287
it was more friendship than anything.
536
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,331
It was just a stage
that Candy went through.
537
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,208
We were just over at their house
not long ago.
538
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:13,212
- The Gores, all four of us--
- She told me, and you know what she said?
539
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:16,465
She said the best part about that night
was that she felt nothin' for Allan.
540
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,009
That it's over-over.
541
00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:21,554
Pat.
542
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,806
She really loves you.
543
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:30,146
Candy is a good mother,
and she's a good wife,
544
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,939
and she is a good friend to you.
545
00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:34,275
She just made a mistake.
546
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:38,237
And it was just a brief thing
and it didn't mean anything.
547
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,367
And it's totally over?
548
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,746
It's been over for a long time.
549
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:53,836
I wanna talk to Candy about this
in my own way.
550
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,214
I don't want you to tell her
that I talked to you.
551
00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:01,177
- Promise me I can talk to her first.
- I promise.
552
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,763
I promise.
553
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,716
- Mommy!
- Hey.
554
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,386
- Hey, baby! Hi!
- Hey, Mom!
555
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:47,139
Hi! Oh, my gosh, you grew!
556
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:50,309
I thought we had a deal.
No growing when I'm gone.
557
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,399
- Hey! Hi!
- Hey, Mom.
558
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,234
- Good trip?
- Oh, yeah.
559
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,152
Yeah, we learned so much.
560
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,990
I better not be hearing that you grew,
too, young lady.
561
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:05,866
Hello?
562
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,326
It's me.
563
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:10,329
- Don't change your expression.
- What?
564
00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:14,959
Pat found Allan's letter.
565
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:17,837
What?
566
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,924
He found one of Allan's love letters,
and he came by the salon this morning
567
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,051
to make sure
that the affair's really over.
568
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,721
And he made me promise
not to tell you that he knows.
569
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:29,974
So, this is me
not telling you that he knows.
570
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:34,270
Well, I'll call you later, okay?
571
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,023
-Okay. I'm so sorry.
- Okay. Bye.
572
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,790
Everything alright?
573
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,209
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
574
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,463
I think I should start fixin' dinner.
575
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,217
And since I have been gone,
it is kids' choice.
576
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:07,470
- Chef Boyardee!
- Chef Boyardee!
577
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,346
That is my best work.
Straight out of a can.
578
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,850
Raise your hand if you love
Chef Boyardee's.
579
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:13,893
I do.
580
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,854
Chef Boiardi is the French version
of Chef Boyardee.
581
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:22,359
Come on! Come on!
582
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,700
Now, Travis, let him tell his story
the way he wants to.
583
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,953
But, Mama, I just seen that old yeller dog
catch this fish!
584
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,915
Arliss is just a little boy
with a big imagination.
585
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,291
Won't hurt him to let him use it.
586
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,420
We keep that old yeller dog much longer,
587
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,380
it's gonna make Arliss
the biggest liar in Texas!
588
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,401
I know I failed you.
589
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,867
I tried to write down
how I feel in a letter.
590
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,872
I'm gonna go downstairs while you read it.
591
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,543
Come down whenever you feel like it.
592
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,235
- Take it, Tom!
- No.
593
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,790
...it just stands right up.
It's American--
594
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,792
I agree, agree! It felt--
595
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,182
You read the book? Right?
Did you read the book?
596
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,141
Yes, I read the book.
597
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,893
Okay, then you read
the Folk Singers' Credo.
598
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,304
I am so ashamed.
599
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,270
I don't ever wanna hurt you or the kids.
600
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,814
I know.
601
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:53,279
Maybe we could get away together.
South Padre Island for a bit.
602
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,449
Just you and me.
Could make it like a
603
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,453
second honeymoon.
604
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:05,791
That would be nice.
605
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:33,003
I trust you'll agree that the added
expenditure is well worth it.
606
00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:36,090
They really are the most beautiful
rose-colored cushions I've ever seen, Ron.
607
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,634
They really do make a wonderful statement.
608
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,928
We'll have the best pews in the county.
609
00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:43,514
Now, if we could just find
some folks to fill 'em.
610
00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:50,229
Maybe we should just invite
Jackie Ponder back
611
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,897
to give a guest sermon.
612
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:53,482
That would fill the seats, wouldn't it?
613
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:56,610
I think you're being a little sensitive, Ron.
614
00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:59,154
No! I'm not.
615
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,204
He's feeling sensitive
about the attrition.
616
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:10,499
Maybe if we can get the Gores back,
and the Garlingtons.
617
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,001
Y'all are friends with the Gores, right?
618
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:17,297
No, not so much. No.
Just our kids play together.
619
00:45:17,297 --> 00:45:19,550
You and Allan
are in the same line of work.
620
00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:24,388
We don't need the Gores.
621
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,337
Pryor remained in critical
but stable condition today
622
00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:59,506
at the Sherman Oaks Community Hospital
in California.
623
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,134
{\an8}Pryor continues his steady improvement.
624
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:06,013
{\an8}Surgery to remove scorched dead skin
could begin next Tuesday,
625
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,182
{\an8}with skin grafting
starting three or four days later.
626
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,726
Honestly, Pat, can we not have that on?
627
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,770
- He was doing drugs, they say. Cocaine.
- Well, even so,
628
00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:15,230
this is a day of celebration.
629
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:20,402
We shouldn't be hearin' talk of comedians
lightin' themselves on fire.
630
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,488
Dad, did you take my elephant puppet?
631
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:25,449
- Why would I do that?
- He's missing.
632
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:28,243
And Noah's ark has to have an elephant.
633
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:31,747
We'll find him, honey.
Now, can you please just eat your cereal?
634
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:35,459
And a cleaner shirt will be nice.
Could somebody call the girls?
635
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,837
- Why are you using that voice?
- What voice?
636
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,547
Your stressed voice.
637
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,216
This is my zillion-things-to-do voice.
638
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,842
We have Bible camp graduation,
639
00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:45,594
I have to do my parable,
we have the puppet show,
640
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:49,097
and then I have five different errands
to run in five different towns.
641
00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:50,349
Hey! No, you don't.
642
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:52,684
- Three Trees?
- What?
643
00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:54,353
Your parable.
Are you going with Three Trees?
644
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,647
Well, yeah.
Do you think I shouldn't?
645
00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,899
No, well, it's my favorite.
646
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,651
Kids'll love it.
647
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:04,029
Mom, can Alisa go to the movies
with us tonight?
648
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:07,241
I don't know, honey.
Alisa's mom didn't like it
649
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,535
when we took her to see "Grease."
650
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:13,247
But she loves "Star Wars."
She wouldn't mind.
651
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,957
She would want me to go.
652
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,708
Oh, sweetheart.
653
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:18,961
Now, that was just
the most adorable little fib,
654
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:21,838
but if it is okay with your mom,
655
00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:23,840
we would love to have you.
656
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,301
Pat, are you sure you can't make
the puppet show?
657
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:29,721
'Cause I saw the rehearsal
and it's gonna be great.
658
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,015
- I wish.
- Okay.
659
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:38,522
Doesn't that serve you perfectly right?
660
00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:44,945
You can't come back here first?
661
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:49,866
My flight's at 4:00, honey.
So, with Friday traffic,
662
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,869
I think I probably need to leave
for the airport.
663
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:55,872
Best to just go straight from the office.
664
00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:00,794
- Just two days, honey. Two days.
- Yes.
665
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:03,797
Two days can go more quickly
for some than for others.
666
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:11,263
Then, I'm home, and
667
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,310
we're packing for Switzerland
and we're going to have the best time.
668
00:48:20,897 --> 00:48:23,275
I'm almost two weeks late.
669
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,740
I can't take care of another baby.
I'll break.
670
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:36,538
- I don't wanna be pregnant again.
- Honey, there's no reason to start--
671
00:48:36,538 --> 00:48:37,914
No, please don't--
672
00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:41,585
Do not handle me. I beg you. Just...
673
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,380
be with me.
674
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:48,884
Honey, I am. I am with you.
675
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:51,928
If you are,
676
00:48:53,388 --> 00:48:54,681
we'll deal with it.
677
00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:56,308
We can deal with anything.
678
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,101
Right? We can.
679
00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:01,229
We can.
680
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,415
You wanna say bye?
681
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:25,420
Bye, Dada. Bye, Daddy. Bye.
682
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,091
Bye, Dada.
683
00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:40,769
"Once upon a time,
there were three trees high up on a hill.
684
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:44,147
"The biggest tree
used to say to the others,
685
00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:48,694
{\an8}"'When I grow up,
I want to be made into a big boat.
686
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:52,823
{\an8}"The finest ocean liner in the world.'
687
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,366
"But, one day, a group of wood cutters
688
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,160
"came to the hill of the three trees.
689
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,747
"And one of them looked
at the biggest tree and said,
690
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:04,543
"'This tree looks like it would make
a fine fishing boat.'
691
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,587
"And the big tree cried and cried,
692
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:09,631
"but the wood cutters cut it down anyway,
693
00:50:09,631 --> 00:50:11,591
"and it became the very boat
694
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:15,470
that Peter used as his altar
to spread the good news."
695
00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:17,514
Isn't this a wonderful time we're having?
696
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,933
- Yeah!
- Yes?
697
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,711
Hey, Barbara. Let me help you.
I can get the Kool-Aid.
698
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,589
It is gonna be a scorcher today.
699
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:53,967
Oh, my God,
I just wanna drop and put my feet up.
700
00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:56,720
- Do you ever do that, Candy?
- Well, it won't be today.
701
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,306
The kids all wanna see
the new "Star Wars."
702
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,725
And Jenny wants Alisa
to stay over another night,
703
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,895
which is fine,
but Alisa has her swim lesson today,
704
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,646
so that means I have to drive
all the way to Wylie
705
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:09,232
to pick up her swimsuit.
706
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:12,778
I suppose if I do leave soon enough,
then I can swing by the Target
707
00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:15,697
- to get a Father's Day card for Pat.
- Oh my-- Go.
708
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:18,033
Go. I can do this.
709
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,117
And you better get a move on
710
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:20,327
if you're gonna make it back
in time for the puppet show.
711
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,745
And I can't miss that.
712
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:23,747
- Ian made the elephant.
- Bail.
713
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,584
- Hey. Listen to Miss Barbara, okay?
- Okay. Bye, Mom.
714
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,214
Hi!
715
00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,632
Hi.
716
00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:41,306
Candy!
I finished with your cassette recorder.
717
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,141
Okay, well, I'll be right back.
718
00:51:43,141 --> 00:51:45,227
I just need to run over to
Betty Gore's and then to Target.
719
00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:46,645
Gotcha. Bye.
720
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,146
Yeah. See you.
721
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,082
Candy.
722
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,376
Sorry. Why call when you can
barge right in, right?
723
00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:53,503
I hope I didn't disturb.
724
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:56,548
No. No, no, no.
No, I just put the--
725
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,758
put the baby down
and then poured myself a cup of coffee,
726
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,137
getting ready to watch
a little "Phil Donahue."
727
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,139
Sounds like heaven.
728
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,141
- Come in. Join me.
- Okay.
729
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:08,768
Well, I can't stay long.
730
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:11,313
Noah's ark is leaving port
within the hour.
731
00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,648
But the reason I came is
we're seeing "Star Wars" tonight,
732
00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:15,650
and Alisa wants to come,
733
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:18,153
and Jenny's just
desperate for her to join.
734
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:20,864
And I said it was okay with me
if it was okay with you.
735
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:23,033
Which is to mean
her spending another night.
736
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:27,162
And I'm happy to take her
to her swim lesson to save you the trip.
737
00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:31,166
No, sure.
That's fine with me.
738
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,876
Well, I thought it would be,
739
00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,879
so I just came from Bible school
to pick up her suit.
740
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,881
- You sure you can't stay for coffee?
- No, no. Thank you.
741
00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,928
Remember, she doesn't like to
put her face underwater. Alisa.
742
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:44,304
So, if she does put her face underwater,
743
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:45,805
be sure to give her
peppermints afterwards.
744
00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:48,016
That's the reward that we have.
745
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:50,644
- Okay!
- Okay.
746
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,689
I'm just so busy
getting ready for our trip.
747
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:58,318
- Switzerland! I heard!
- Kansas first.
748
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,695
We're gonna drop the kids and the dogs off
at my parents.
749
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,739
- Dogs?
- Yes.
750
00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:04,491
We got another one.
A puppy, six months old.
751
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:06,618
He's right out there.
752
00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,871
- Oh, my God!
- I know.
753
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:12,958
What is his name?
754
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,543
- Cheeto.
- Cheeto!
755
00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:18,463
Oh, my gosh.
Your name is Cheeto. Hi.
756
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:20,465
Alisa can't bear to leave him alone.
757
00:54:20,465 --> 00:54:25,053
Well, I can see why.
You're just the sweetest little boy!
758
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,390
You're a good boy! Yes, you are!
759
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,308
Come, come.
Just sit for a second.
760
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,560
Okay.
761
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:36,314
- Okay, outside. Outside. Good job.
- Oh, my goodness.
762
00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,370
- Nothing?
- No. Thanks.
763
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,706
Well.
764
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,383
Gonna be a scorcher today.
765
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,385
Scorcher.
766
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:10,181
I almost forgot.
Sherry and I actually incorporated.
767
00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:11,933
We're lining jobs up for the fall,
768
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:16,980
so if you need any papering
or painting done, here is our card.
769
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,773
The Covergirls.
770
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,402
- It's cute.
- It's so exciting.
771
00:55:23,611 --> 00:55:24,988
Well, I should probably get goin'.
772
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:29,743
I'm hopin' to swing by Target
and get a Father's Day card for Pat,
773
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,786
so should I just go grab Alisa's suit or--
774
00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:32,704
Candy.
775
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,333
Are you having an affair with Allan?
776
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,169
No.
777
00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:42,297
No, of course not.
778
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:45,759
But you did.
779
00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:49,095
Didn't you?
780
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,225
Didn't you?
781
00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,231
Yes.
782
00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,195
But it was a long time ago.
783
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,788
Did Allan tell you?
784
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,338
Can you wait a minute?
785
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,007
Betty?
786
00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:14,305
Betty.