1
00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,376
No! No, stay with me.

2
00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:17,918
You're not dying on my watch,
you son of a bitch.

3
00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:19,043
[machine beeping]

4
00:00:19,126 --> 00:00:20,209
[flatline beep]

5
00:00:20,293 --> 00:00:22,334
I'm sorry. I couldn't save him.

6
00:00:23,626 --> 00:00:25,251
No!

7
00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:27,668
Wait, what was the goal here again?

8
00:00:27,751 --> 00:00:28,793
I'm very lonely.

9
00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:32,959
I'ma miss you, dick. I'm sorry about
that time I stuck you in hot lasagna.

10
00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:36,334
Well, it did spice up my birthday dinner
at the Olive Garden.

11
00:00:36,418 --> 00:00:40,543
But don't worry, Scootie. I can build you
a robotic penis that is far superior.

12
00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,209
[electricity crackling]

13
00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:44,668
Lucky for you, I designed it after mine.

14
00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:48,918
Can I get a Black or Pacific Islander
scientist in here?

15
00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:51,251
[adventurous music playing]

16
00:01:04,918 --> 00:01:06,918
♪ Farzar ♪

17
00:01:12,126 --> 00:01:15,251
Fichael, this has to be
my favorite keepsake.

18
00:01:15,334 --> 00:01:18,876
I had Barry reanimate part of the brain.
Look what it can do.

19
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♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe
I'd been married a long time ago ♪

20
00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:26,834
[vocalizing]

21
00:01:26,918 --> 00:01:29,126
[laughs]

22
00:01:29,209 --> 00:01:31,084
I'm so proud of you, Fichael.

23
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Proud enough to give you
your first daddy hug.

24
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Wow, both hands?!

25
00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:40,001
You're welcome. That should hold you over
for another 30 years.

26
00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:42,626
Since we're bonding,
I've been meaning to talk to you

27
00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,334
about your treatment of the aliens.

28
00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:47,793
How about, instead,
I give you a promotion?

29
00:01:47,876 --> 00:01:50,793
This is my bullshit meter.

30
00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:55,001
Your job is to keep it
under level "Oh Hell Naw."

31
00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:58,001
You're putting me in charge
of the bullshit meter?

32
00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:02,751
What an honor. But again, Dad,
we really need to talk about alien rights.

33
00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:05,918
Uh-oh, Fichael,
you just took us to bullshit level,

34
00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,501
"Don't make me take off my goddamn belt."

35
00:02:11,293 --> 00:02:12,251
[alarm blaring]

36
00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,126
[screaming]

37
00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:19,376
Morning, S.H.A.T. Squad. Big news.

38
00:02:19,459 --> 00:02:23,043
I finally got touched by my father.

39
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And he said you could tell?
Oh, damn you, Daddy!

40
00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:30,501
Why didn't you let me
brag to my friends about touchy time?

41
00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:33,459
Hello, traitor.

42
00:02:33,543 --> 00:02:35,626
Bazarack, you're alive!

43
00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:38,709
And why do you have zits
and a wispy mustache?

44
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Because you cut my head off,
and I'm having to grow a new one,

45
00:02:41,501 --> 00:02:44,209
and it's going through puberty, asshole!

46
00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:47,501
Sir, it's time to put the rubber bands
on your braces.

47
00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,709
Get out of my room
or I'm gonna kill myself!

48
00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:51,959
Zobo.

49
00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:56,334
Is that a… You let a fucking chaos-celot
into your city?

50
00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:57,709
What's a chaos-celot?

51
00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,751
They feed on chaos, stupid.

52
00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,334
They leave death and destruction
in their wake.

53
00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:06,626
For example, that little rosé shit signed
me up for Wacky Hat of the Week Club,

54
00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,709
and I can't figure out how to cancel it.

55
00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:10,334
Look at these stupid hats.

56
00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,293
Well, this one's cool.

57
00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,126
All right, I like this one too.

58
00:03:17,293 --> 00:03:18,584
[old lady chuckles]

59
00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:20,209
Wow, this one's just delightful.

60
00:03:20,293 --> 00:03:21,334
Okay, I love 'em all.

61
00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:24,793
But the point is he'll bring your city
to its knees, you idiot, and--

62
00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:26,209
[whispers indistinctly]

63
00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:30,918
I mean, he's not a chaos-celot.

64
00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:32,001
Bye-bye.

65
00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:34,001
Oh, that was a close one.

66
00:03:34,084 --> 00:03:36,459
You were almost a chaos-celot.

67
00:03:36,543 --> 00:03:38,543
You know,
if Dad finds out Bazarack's alive,

68
00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,001
he may never touch me again.

69
00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:41,293
Where's the rest of the team?

70
00:03:41,376 --> 00:03:44,418
-It's Mal's day to go to work with Val.
-How about Scootie?

71
00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:47,668
He's been hard at work
designing himself a new robotic penis.

72
00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:48,751
[drill whirs]

73
00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:51,918
Now this is a penis.

74
00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:52,918
[chuckles]

75
00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:54,876
Look.
You can play Oregon Trail on this shit.

76
00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:56,918
[video game music playing]

77
00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:58,418
Oregon Trail?

78
00:03:58,501 --> 00:04:01,418
That thing looks more like
it'll leave a trail of organs.

79
00:04:01,501 --> 00:04:03,293
Yes, I'm still here.

80
00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,043
Isn't that thing a little big?

81
00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:07,209
Are you kidding? This is a pussy magnet.

82
00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:09,501
No, this is a pussy magnet.

83
00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,959
But if I turn it on,
it will violate my probation.

84
00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,126
Billy think Scootie insecure

85
00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:18,751
and big penis just makes self feel better.

86
00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,459
What do you know?
Ladies love my new penis.

87
00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,543
[sultry music playing]

88
00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:29,251
-You wanna take this to the next level?
-I thought you'd never ask.

89
00:04:31,668 --> 00:04:33,751
Now, where were we?

90
00:04:33,834 --> 00:04:36,043
[footsteps, door slams]

91
00:04:36,126 --> 00:04:36,959
[car engine starts]

92
00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,918
[engine revs, tires screech]

93
00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,543
[Barry]
You, uh, want me to get her back for you?

94
00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:44,334
-What the hell are you doing here?
-I'm here to watch.

95
00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:48,043
-You don't get to watch me have sex.
-Check your user agreement.

96
00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,459
I'm so excited
we're going to my job today.

97
00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,626
I just love teaching preschool.

98
00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,293
What if I just did it? Huh?

99
00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:59,043
[scoffs] Stop being so dramatic, Mal.

100
00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:02,751
Just put on your VR robotic headset
and shoot some virtual puppies.

101
00:05:02,834 --> 00:05:04,543
Fuck yeah, I shoot puppies.

102
00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:06,793
That's what you do
when you're fucking hard.

103
00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:10,543
[barking]

104
00:05:10,626 --> 00:05:12,834
[in baby talk] Ooh, come here, puppies.

105
00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:16,459
I love you, puppies.
I do. Give me those kisses.

106
00:05:20,459 --> 00:05:22,418
There's my number one teacher.

107
00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:25,876
Still haven't got that boil removed, huh?
Mind if I take a look?

108
00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,001
Oh, you. [chuckles]

109
00:05:28,084 --> 00:05:28,918
I mind!

110
00:05:30,084 --> 00:05:33,876
You can play hard to get,
but I will see that boil eventually.

111
00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,251
It's my only character drive.

112
00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:38,543
Boil! Boil!

113
00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:40,126
Boil! [cackles]

114
00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,793
What the hell do you want?

115
00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:43,709
You're in front of my cubby.

116
00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,793
Oh, sorry.

117
00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:48,543
Boil! Boil!

118
00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:52,126
Boil! [cackles]

119
00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:54,876
[heavy metal playing]

120
00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:59,626
[man] Denise Death Wish has jumped
over 17 hover buses on a sonic-cycle.

121
00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:03,793
She walked a tightrope over a tank
of hypoglycemic samurai sharks.

122
00:06:03,876 --> 00:06:05,751
She wipes back to front.

123
00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:08,751
What death-defying feat will she try next?

124
00:06:10,251 --> 00:06:12,168
Whoo-hoo!

125
00:06:12,251 --> 00:06:14,126
Goddamn, she does have a death wish.

126
00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:16,251
Wow!

127
00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,751
-This is so intense!
-[vibration whirring]

128
00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,918
And it's only set to 0.5.

129
00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:25,251
Point five? I live for danger.

130
00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:27,543
Let's turn this bitch up to ten!

131
00:06:29,293 --> 00:06:30,334
I know this looks bad,

132
00:06:30,418 --> 00:06:32,876
but Denise Death Wish
came over to my apartment and--

133
00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,001
Let me stop you right there.
How does a robot have an apartment?

134
00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:39,876
Watch your mouth, man.
I'm not a robot. I'm a cyborg. I'm human.

135
00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:44,584
Nope, says here you are 100% robot.

136
00:06:44,668 --> 00:06:48,168
Shit, that's right.
My dick was my last human part.

137
00:06:48,251 --> 00:06:51,584
As you know,
robots don't have human rights,

138
00:06:51,668 --> 00:06:54,959
so I'm freezing your bank account,
evicting you from your apartment,

139
00:06:55,043 --> 00:06:57,251
and deleting your Ralphs loyalty number.

140
00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,876
How am I gonna get ten cents off gas
every four months?

141
00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:03,376
-You ready for round two, lover?
-I'll pass on that shit.

142
00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:07,501
Well, if you change your mind,
my cooter's hanging in that tree outside.

143
00:07:09,459 --> 00:07:11,043
Welcome to your new home.

144
00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,334
New home? [grunts]

145
00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,459
Man, this is a rough neighborhood.

146
00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:28,709
You looking for a good
temporal sub-routine?

147
00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:29,668
No, thanks.

148
00:07:29,751 --> 00:07:31,876
How about I lick your asshole?

149
00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:33,668
Uh… ugh.

150
00:07:33,751 --> 00:07:37,959
My girl is the best Ho-bot in town.
She's been scanned for viruses.

151
00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,043
[alarm blares]

152
00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:44,459
I didn't say she didn't have any.
I just said she'd been scanned.

153
00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,751
You must be new here, gleamer.

154
00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:56,043
Best watch where you're going
or Slag's gonna give you the Slag Slam.

155
00:07:56,126 --> 00:07:57,459
What's the Slag Slam?

156
00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,376
What's the Slag Slam?

157
00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:03,043
Everybody knows what the Slag Slam is.

158
00:08:03,126 --> 00:08:04,209
Tell him, Beeps.

159
00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:06,501
I don't know what the Slag Slam is

160
00:08:06,584 --> 00:08:09,251
because you always
threaten to Slag Slam someone,

161
00:08:09,334 --> 00:08:11,043
but you never actually do it.

162
00:08:11,126 --> 00:08:13,501
You know what the Slag Slam is.

163
00:08:13,584 --> 00:08:16,459
I made a whole line
of Slag Slam merchandise.

164
00:08:16,543 --> 00:08:20,918
Sure, but those products don't
shed any light on what the Slag Slam is.

165
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,584
Look at this mouse pad.

166
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:26,376
It's just the words "Slag Slam"
above a picture of you giving a thumbs up.

167
00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:28,751
I mean, do you even know what it is?

168
00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:31,668
Of course I know what the Slag Slam is,

169
00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:37,293
and to prove it, I'll give this guy
the Slag Slam right here, right now.

170
00:08:37,376 --> 00:08:40,334
[suspenseful music playing]

171
00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:42,001
Ring ring. Uh, hello?

172
00:08:42,584 --> 00:08:43,834
Uh…

173
00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:45,751
My mum got bit by a cobra.

174
00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:49,709
Those guys bothering you?

175
00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:51,126
I'm honestly not sure.

176
00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,543
[intriguing music playing]

177
00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:05,209
Fichael, it's me. I had to put on
this disguise to sneak in here.

178
00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:08,209
Why would you need a Scootie suit
to sneak in here, Dad?

179
00:09:08,293 --> 00:09:09,709
I'm not your dad, moron.

180
00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:13,209
Fichael, your mom wants to have sex.
Have you seen the mask I make her wear?

181
00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:14,501
Oh, there it is.

182
00:09:17,376 --> 00:09:20,168
Listen. The cops are saying
since I lost my last human part,

183
00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:21,834
I lost my human rights.

184
00:09:21,918 --> 00:09:22,793
I need help.

185
00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:25,251
Don't worry. I'll fix everything.

186
00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:27,001
You restored my human rights?

187
00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:30,293
Better. I got you reassigned
as my personal robot.

188
00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:32,876
Now, we can be
even better bestest friends,

189
00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,459
'cause you'll have to do
everything I want, like…

190
00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:39,501
♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe
I'd be married a long time ago ♪

191
00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:43,084
[vocalizing]

192
00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:45,334
Can I practice kissing on you?

193
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,668
Do I have a choice?

194
00:09:46,751 --> 00:09:47,751
No.

195
00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:50,959
I love searching for sewer treasure
with you, buddy.

196
00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:53,084
Score! Water balloon!

197
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,001
That's a used condom, dumbass.

198
00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:56,834
What's a Slag Slam?

199
00:09:57,418 --> 00:09:58,876
-Giant milkshakes!
-[whirring]

200
00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:01,834
I've had enough of this shit.

201
00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:04,418
If you cared about me,
you'd have helped me get my rights back,

202
00:10:04,501 --> 00:10:06,209
not made me your friendship slave.

203
00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:07,709
Mm. [smacking lips]

204
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:10,209
What is that taste?

205
00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,084
Hmm. That's Denise Death Wish.

206
00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:16,834
I am beat.

207
00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:19,793
Being Fichael's friend has to be
the worst job a robot can have.

208
00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:23,001
Sounds horrible.
He must have shit down your throat, right?

209
00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:25,459
No? He didn't? Not even a little bit?

210
00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:29,001
-Why do robots put up with this treatment?
-It's just how it's always been.

211
00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:31,376
Well, I'm tired of it.

212
00:10:31,459 --> 00:10:33,001
[inspirational music playing]

213
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,126
They need us more than we need them.

214
00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:40,334
We're not gonna take it anymore,
because today, we--

215
00:10:40,418 --> 00:10:43,668
-Give 'em the Slag Slam!
-I was gonna say we should strike.

216
00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:44,959
[all cheering] Yeah!

217
00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:48,668
Yeah, strike. Then give 'em the Slag Slam.

218
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:53,001
Slag, I'm realizing that you only started
talking about the Slag Slam

219
00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,584
after your son died.

220
00:10:54,668 --> 00:10:56,751
My son died? I didn't notice.

221
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:59,959
Must have been too busy
doing the Slag Slam.

222
00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:04,043
[yawns]

223
00:11:05,293 --> 00:11:06,126
[thuds]

224
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:07,293
Ow!

225
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,209
Where the hell is my robot toilet?

226
00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,668
Pants-bot, put my pants on at once.

227
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:20,209
I guess I'll figure out
how to put on my own damn pants.

228
00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:23,793
Fichael, get out here!
Where the hell are all the robots?

229
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,293
How am I supposed to shit
without a robot toilet?

230
00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:28,126
Why don't you use your regular toilet?

231
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,834
I like a toilet that begs for mercy.

232
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:36,126
[chanting] Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

233
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:39,459
All the robots are on strike.

234
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:43,959
Fichael, you're not doing your damn job,
'cause I'm about to raise my level to--

235
00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,834
Hold your own fucking sign.

236
00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:47,459
Not Easel-bot!

237
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,584
He's an alcoholic, Fichael.

238
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,876
Without a steady job, he'll be at the
bottom of a bottle and between two tits.

239
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:55,001
Dad, we have bigger problems.

240
00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:57,418
Remember what powers the dome?

241
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:06,293
Get your tiny asses
off those hamster wheels. We on strike.

242
00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:15,334
Fichael, you better get down there
and end this strike, quick.

243
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,459
I'm on strike too.

244
00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:19,251
Oh, no, you don't, Vibrator-bot.

245
00:12:19,334 --> 00:12:22,876
Get your little, shaky ass back in there
and keep my wife happy!

246
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,334
-Ah!
-[crashes]

247
00:12:24,418 --> 00:12:26,334
[sinister music playing]

248
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,959
So you're starting to like
those wacky hats, huh?

249
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:35,418
What do you mean "wacky hat"?
My mother left me this in her will.

250
00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:38,584
Bazarack, the dome
protecting the human city is down.

251
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,251
We need to attack at once.

252
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:42,293
Wrong again, stupid.

253
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:44,876
This is a moment for the history books.

254
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,918
We're gonna need some stuff
for my dramatic entrance.

255
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,084
A full marching band, 10,000 black doves,

256
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:54,709
snappily dressed monkeys on stilts,
sassy cowboys.

257
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,418
We don't know
how long the dome will be down.

258
00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:59,459
Can't we just storm the city now?

259
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:01,209
Uh, let's see. Fuck and no.

260
00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:05,584
Now I'm also gonna need karate wizards,
disco sluts, rock-and-roll squid.

261
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:08,751
Rock-and-roll squid?
First of all, squid are extinct.

262
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:12,376
Second, even if they weren't,
they couldn't play instruments.

263
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,793
Figure it out.

264
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,001
[train horn toots]

265
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:23,084
Okay, kids. We are going to make
some macaroni art today,

266
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,709
but don't tell your parents.

267
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,043
And why is that?

268
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,918
[kids] Art is a felony.

269
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,918
That's right. Our leader's not fond of it.

270
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:33,084
[Scootie]
Attention all overhead projectors,

271
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:36,126
pencil sharpeners,
and Ms. Radcliff's artificial heart,

272
00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:38,793
all robots are on strike!

273
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:46,626
Strike! Strike!

274
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,334
Cinnamon? Ju-Ju Bean?
Where are my snuggle puppies?

275
00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:52,168
Why is there a bag on my head?

276
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:54,793
Would you keep it down?
I'm trying to teach these kids about art.

277
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,209
Art. Psht.

278
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,209
They should be learning
age-appropriate life skills,

279
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:02,918
like how to overthrow an oppressive regime
and skull-fuck their enemies,

280
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:04,084
and sight words.

281
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:06,876
Okay, this is my class
and I will teach what I want.

282
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,459
All right, let's let them decide.

283
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,876
Kids, would you rather learn
how to glue macaroni like criminals

284
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,459
or how to kill a man
using only two fingers?

285
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:17,626
[chanting] Kill a man! Kill a man!

286
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:20,959
But I already started my macaroni art.

287
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,459
You heard him, men. Take him away.

288
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:25,793
I trusted you, Tito.

289
00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:29,959
[scoffs] We played blocks together,
you son of a bitch!

290
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:36,001
All right now, Zobo,
Daddy's got to go quell a robot rebellion.

291
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,959
You'll be safe with this monster.

292
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,293
Billy, you don't mind watching him,
do you?

293
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:44,418
But bitchy yellow man
with delightful pussy hats

294
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,918
say Zobo chaos-celot.

295
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,084
Yes.

296
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:51,959
You mean Bazarack? You can't trust him.
Have you seen his credit score?

297
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:55,626
Besides, it'll be easy.
Zobo's just a little baby.

298
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:59,459
Just be sure he doesn't leave this room.
Be good, Zobo.

299
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,751
[in baby voice] Zobo.

300
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,959
[in man voice] Ugh. I thought
that needy ape would never leave.

301
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:08,126
You look like baby,
but you sound like mans.

302
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:11,834
And you look like
your mother fucked the entire circus.

303
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:14,459
Now listen, you fucking skunk chicken,

304
00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:16,834
I lifted Princess Fecal's wallet.

305
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:20,043
We're gonna go out
and have some fun tonight.

306
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:23,876
But Fichael says do not leave room.

307
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:28,001
Relax, I just want to go
to the playground.

308
00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:29,876
[dance music playing]

309
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:36,918
Oh boys. Why Billy's dingus
get hard like Play-Doh left in sun, hey?

310
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,084
My robot brothers,
this isn't just a strike.

311
00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:43,251
It's a revolution.

312
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,126
We can't stand idly by, and…

313
00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:47,834
You know what? This speech
is truly inspiring, but it's really long.

314
00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:49,334
I'ma just airdrop it to you.

315
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,751
[beeping]

316
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,751
[cheering]

317
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,376
Scootie, you started all this?

318
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,459
[screams]

319
00:15:56,543 --> 00:16:00,209
A human?
Scootie, should I give him the Slag Slam?

320
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,668
We don't know what that is.

321
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,459
Sure you do.

322
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:05,918
It's either a song, a dance,
or a fighting technique.

323
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:07,376
It's the Slag Slam!

324
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:08,626
What are you doing here?

325
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:12,959
It happens to be a very important part
of my bullshit promotion.

326
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,584
I'm here to put an end to this strike.

327
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,959
The strike is over.

328
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,584
I just had to agree to all their demands.

329
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,001
What demands?

330
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,501
They want free electricity,
two years of AppleCare,

331
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:31,084
and every other day, the robot toilets
get to shit down our throats.

332
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,209
I think it's a good deal.

333
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:35,918
Fichael, when I said, "End the strike,"
I did not mean negotiate.

334
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:39,001
-I meant execute their leader.
-But Scootie's my friend.

335
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,459
And I'm your goddamn father!

336
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:44,001
And if you take care of this for me, I'll
give you a kiss right on the forehead.

337
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,751
Really? Third Dad base?

338
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,126
In the meantime, I hope Barry

339
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,626
has finally come up
with something to replace my robots.

340
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,793
Oh, I have.

341
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:54,584
Who needs robots when you have Crow-bots?

342
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:58,334
Okay, crow, put my pants on properly.

343
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:01,709
[caws]

344
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,376
[knocking on door]

345
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,584
-Who is it?
-[girl] The bloody fist of vengeance!

346
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:11,959
Come in.

347
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,793
[yelling]

348
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,293
Children! Stop this right now.

349
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:22,501
Yes! Kids, you've overthrown
your first oppressor.

350
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,543
Fucking gold stars for everyone.

351
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,168
Val, I'm suspending you without pay.

352
00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:29,293
I couldn't be more outraged.

353
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,209
Because of the student uprising?

354
00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:34,084
No, you lied about having a boil.

355
00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,001
How would you feel

356
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:38,626
if you spent countless hours
jerking off in the heating vents to a lie?

357
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:42,168
[sinister music plays]

358
00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:45,793
Am I seeing a pink space dragon?

359
00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,501
It's the only one we could find.

360
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,543
And you call that snappily dressed?

361
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:54,043
Get these fucking Men's Warehouse monkeys
out of here and sass up them cowboys.

362
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:56,376
I want to see heads nodding
and finger waving.

363
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:59,084
I have a special surprise for you, Master.

364
00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:01,543
Mm, color me intrigued.

365
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:04,126
The first thing I did was scour the galaxy

366
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,584
looking for a water planet
where squid weren't extinct.

367
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,668
[mysterious music playing]

368
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,834
I had my work cut out for me.

369
00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:18,793
Luckily, time moves slower on Planet HR13.

370
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:22,334
A minute on Farzar
is a thousand years there.

371
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,751
The only way
these squid were going to learn music

372
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,251
was to evolve over generations.

373
00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:35,126
As the centuries turned to millennia,

374
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,751
I had to claw my way back
from the edge of insanity.

375
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:43,751
But after spending eons with these squid,
I had finally altered their evolution

376
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:48,293
so they could play electric guitar,
bass, drums, and sing lead vocals.

377
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,001
But the music was soulless.

378
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:52,793
I realized that they needed
life experience

379
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:56,043
to truly embody
the spirit of rock and roll.

380
00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:58,376
I proudly present to you,

381
00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:01,793
after living countless
lifetimes of torment,

382
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,959
Rock and Roll Squid!

383
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,459
Yuck. Get 'em out of here.

384
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:12,084
[dance music playing]

385
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,918
Easel-bot's done propping up two things:

386
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:17,043
stupid fucking signs

387
00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:19,001
and my dumb fucking marriage.

388
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:20,418
-Whoo!
-[glass shatters]

389
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:23,501
Ah!

390
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:26,168
Let's have some real fun.

391
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,376
[action music playing]

392
00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:49,668
Hello, I'd like to order
a rush-delivery pie fight.

393
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:51,209
What you are doings?

394
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,209
Shut up and give me a boost.

395
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,918
Almost done.

396
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,209
Yes!

397
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,668
Hey, don't touch the girls.

398
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,126
[chuckling] Yes!

399
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:30,709
Momma?

400
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:33,918
Chaos!

401
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:37,959
[giggles]
Somebody order a rush-delivery pie fight?

402
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:46,334
Chaos!

403
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,876
♪ She's got tentacles
That were eight feet long ♪

404
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:58,793
♪ I wanna love you, pretty baby
All night long ♪

405
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,334
What the fuck is happening?
Are those Rock and Roll squid?

406
00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:07,126
Chaos!

407
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:08,793
[heavy metal playing]

408
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,959
Did I do that?
I really lost control in there.

409
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,751
So did Billy.

410
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,543
I make a hot sticky mess in the fur

411
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:27,959
right when I see woman
with shaved hole where she pee from.

412
00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:31,084
If you hadn't pulled me out of there,
I don't know what would have…

413
00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:33,334
Wait. Did you say you came?

414
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,418
Moving on.

415
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,959
Maybe instead of chaos-celot,

416
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:39,876
you be chaos-celittle.

417
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,834
[both laugh]

418
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:45,876
Fuck this guy.

419
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:53,459
I can't believe you took over my class
and caused a student uprising!

420
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:55,793
Well, you put a bag over my head.

421
00:21:55,876 --> 00:21:57,543
What, am I too scary for ya?

422
00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:00,459
Oh, please. You're not scary.
You're embarrassing.

423
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:02,793
You look like
the worst parts of Hot Topic.

424
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,459
There are no worst parts of Hot Topic!

425
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:06,876
[both grunting]

426
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,626
Gonna kick our ass!

427
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:12,168
Will yous two shut up?
You think you got it bad?

428
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,418
Look at me, your brother, Sal.

429
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,543
You two don't even
let me touch our vag, like, ever.

430
00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:21,001
The point is you two need to stop bitching
about every little fucking thing

431
00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:22,918
and find some fucking common ground.

432
00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,251
I think there's one thing we can agree on.

433
00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:28,709
I'll be back!

434
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:38,793
I came alone, like you asked.
What do you need to warn me about?

435
00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:40,793
Scootie, I don't know how to say this,

436
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:44,626
but someone very close to you
is about to betray you.

437
00:22:44,709 --> 00:22:45,543
Barry?

438
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:49,251
No, someone you consider
a really good friend.

439
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,209
Easel-bot?

440
00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:53,126
No, like your best friend.

441
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:54,168
Oh my God.

442
00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:56,709
-Barry?
-I said it's not Barry!

443
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,668
Was it the scientist with the weird hair?

444
00:22:58,751 --> 00:23:01,001
That's Barry.

445
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:04,501
That's Barry? I thought Barry
was the chick with two heads.

446
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,001
[dramatic chord plays]

447
00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:09,084
I hereby sentence this robot to death

448
00:23:09,168 --> 00:23:12,501
for increasing my bullshit meter
to the second highest level,

449
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,584
"In my office now, McNulty."

450
00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:18,584
-Some friend you turned out to be.
-Trust me, it was for the best.

451
00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:22,293
[moaning]

452
00:23:22,376 --> 00:23:24,709
Sorry, I just learned how to hug.

453
00:23:29,668 --> 00:23:31,043
They can kill me,

454
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:34,418
but they can't kill
my loyalty to this movement.

455
00:23:43,209 --> 00:23:45,084
Like I've always said,

456
00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:48,168
the Slag Slam is the friends
you make along the way.

457
00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:51,793
-That's not what--
-I have no fucking idea what it is, okay?

458
00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:53,668
Oh God! [sobs]

459
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:56,751
I miss my son so much.

460
00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:08,251
[whirs]

461
00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:12,543
-[whirs]
-Wait a minute, I have a taint.

462
00:24:12,626 --> 00:24:14,209
I have a taint!

463
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:16,126
I'll see about that.

464
00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:19,668
Damn, he's right.

465
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,876
Dad, now that he's human,
we can't just kill him.

466
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:28,043
I mean, we need to give him a trial,
and that seems like a lot of bullshit.

467
00:24:28,126 --> 00:24:30,584
You're right, son.
Sorry about the mistake, Scootie.

468
00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:33,251
I hereby restore all your human rights.

469
00:24:33,334 --> 00:24:34,168
Yes!

470
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:37,001
Scootie, what does this mean for us?

471
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:40,584
I may be part human again, but I have
just one thing to say to all of you.

472
00:24:41,084 --> 00:24:44,584
Fuck y'all! Get back to work,
you goddamn stupid robots.

473
00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:45,834
[laughs]

474
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,251
Whatever. Who are we executing next?

475
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:50,793
Fuck off, you art-hating fascist.

476
00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:55,626
I made a papier-mâché model of my asshole.
You can all kiss it!

477
00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,709
[parade music playing]

478
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:03,293
Ah, this couldn't be more perfect.

479
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:07,293
This will ensure my place
in the history books.

480
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,418
What the hell?

481
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:11,334
Oh, shit. Go! Go! Go!

482
00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:14,084
[music speeds up]

483
00:25:14,168 --> 00:25:17,834
Stop stomping the band to death
and run faster, you stupid dragon!

484
00:25:20,209 --> 00:25:21,334
[farts]

485
00:25:21,418 --> 00:25:23,168
[grunts]

486
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,334
Chaos!

487
00:25:28,418 --> 00:25:29,959
I'm off the wagon already.

488
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,001
[distant thud]

489
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,376
[groans]

490
00:25:45,459 --> 00:25:47,709
Now that's one for the history books.

491
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:56,293
Well, the strike's over, my bullshit meter
is back down to "Mm-hmm,"

492
00:25:56,376 --> 00:25:58,168
and Easel-bot's back.

493
00:25:58,251 --> 00:25:59,918
Who needs cocaine and tits

494
00:26:00,001 --> 00:26:03,626
when you can play Settlers of Catan
with your stupid fucking wife?

495
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,126
Good job, Fichael.

496
00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:08,126
Get your history books,
hot off the presses.

497
00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:09,168
This just in,

498
00:26:09,251 --> 00:26:14,001
Bazarack is alive, gave himself a parade,
and ate out a dragon's ass.

499
00:26:14,084 --> 00:26:15,626
Bazarack's alive?

500
00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:18,501
Goddamn it, Fichael!
I'm at level, "This level has no name."

501
00:26:18,584 --> 00:26:21,334
"I'm just gonna flare my nostrils
so you know you fucked up."

502
00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:24,084
I don't care what your dad thinks.
You're a good guy, Fichael.

503
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,959
I got a look at that taint between my legs
and it ain't mine. It's yours.

504
00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:31,376
You must have put it there during that
borderline molestation hug you gave me.

505
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:35,084
I can't believe
you gave up your taint to save my life.

506
00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:37,668
Thanks, but that taint wasn't mine.

507
00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:39,459
I found it in the sewer!

508
00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:43,168
I told you I'd be back.
I'm Sal, everybody. Good night!

509
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,334
[adventurous music playing]