1 00:00:14,459 --> 00:00:19,209 ♪ In the arms of the angel ♪ 2 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:24,668 ♪ Fly away from here ♪ 3 00:00:25,668 --> 00:00:27,084 [woman] Many people don't know 4 00:00:27,168 --> 00:00:30,709 this poor, hungry creature is on the verge of extinction. 5 00:00:31,293 --> 00:00:34,084 I'm speaking, of course, about the reaper demon. 6 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,126 [snarls] 7 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:40,793 [woman] These innocent creatures are shrieking nightmarishly for your love. 8 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,668 You can save the reaper demons 9 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,501 for the price of a cup of Blarn milk a day. 10 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:47,918 Will you be an angel for a helpless demon? 11 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:52,709 ♪ Find ♪ 12 00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:56,918 ♪ Some comfort here ♪ 13 00:01:00,084 --> 00:01:03,293 Who the hell is dumb enough to start a foundation to save the reaper demons? 14 00:01:03,376 --> 00:01:06,043 I'm calling that number and giving that idiot a piece of my mind. 15 00:01:06,126 --> 00:01:08,668 [phone chimes] 16 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:10,501 Save the reaper demons. 17 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,209 Fichael, keep it down. I'm trying to talk to this dumbass. 18 00:01:13,293 --> 00:01:16,334 Dad, keep it down. I'm trying to talk to this dumbass. 19 00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:20,334 Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to talk to President Banana. 20 00:01:20,418 --> 00:01:22,459 Are you fucking my wife, President Banana? 21 00:01:22,543 --> 00:01:24,584 Hello? Hello! [sighs] 22 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:28,043 Thanks, you two. Well, my first non-Fichael donor just hung up. 23 00:01:28,126 --> 00:01:32,293 Wait, you started Save the Reaper Demons? Are you fucking nuts? 24 00:01:32,376 --> 00:01:35,209 Dad, if we don't help them, they're gonna go extinct. 25 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:38,918 I want them to go extinct. You never heard of the Reaper Demon War? 26 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,001 No. 27 00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:43,376 Oh, yeah. I only let the schools teach the wars we won. 28 00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:44,709 It was a shit show. 29 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:47,168 I mean, not me. I was modestly heroic. 30 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,793 But then my bone spurs started acting up 31 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:07,126 and the reaper demons killed, like, four billion people. 32 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:09,126 Well, you'll change your tune on reaper demons 33 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,043 once you see how lovable mine is. 34 00:02:11,126 --> 00:02:13,126 He's in the sanctuary I built for him. 35 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:16,543 You built a what? Domestic-violence-bot, get in here. 36 00:02:16,626 --> 00:02:19,543 I'm only doing this because I'm angry at myself. 37 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:20,459 Ah! 38 00:02:20,543 --> 00:02:22,168 Stop it, Renzo! 39 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:25,959 Fichael's built that sanctuary with his hard-earned money. 40 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:28,918 Which reminds me, here's your allowance, dear! 41 00:02:29,543 --> 00:02:32,168 Thank you, Mommy. I love your golden showers! 42 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:35,043 The kind she gives me smells like sour Blarn milk and ammonia. 43 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:38,043 Renzo, you will visit his sanctuary. 44 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:40,376 It'll be a great father-son day. 45 00:02:40,459 --> 00:02:44,334 Did I ever tell you about the time my father took me to the most in-- 46 00:02:44,418 --> 00:02:46,251 [snores] 47 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,251 All right, Fichael, 48 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,918 I guess your mom's forcing me to take a look at your happy horseshit sanctuary. 49 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,543 Is the coast clear, baby? 50 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,626 [adventurous music playing] 51 00:03:11,168 --> 00:03:13,251 ♪ Farzar ♪ 52 00:03:16,376 --> 00:03:18,751 [rock music playing] 53 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:22,709 I'm so depressed. 54 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:25,334 I had a chance to take over the human city 55 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:29,126 and instead I made a fool of myself and became a dragon's butt plug. 56 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,834 Don't worry, Master. I'm sure everyone's forgotten about that. 57 00:03:32,918 --> 00:03:35,334 Hey, look! It's the dragon's butt plug! 58 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:38,376 I'll never forget that. That memory's locked in forever. 59 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:42,001 I suggest you shut your mouth, Trondo, 60 00:03:42,084 --> 00:03:46,626 because if you don't, I'm gonna kick my friend's ass. 61 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,709 -What? -Oh, just let me do it. 62 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:51,459 It'll make me look tough. [grunting] 63 00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:55,084 What's this thing made of? It's harder than a reaper demon's asshole. 64 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,251 [groans] 65 00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:59,168 Could you break this and stab yourself in the eyeball, please? 66 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:01,001 Oh, wait. Wait. He left. 67 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,334 Cheer up, Master. Bazarack Show of Force Day is tomorrow. 68 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:09,793 You always love showing off your scorpion tank. 69 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:13,793 I do love a subtle military parade. 70 00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:15,418 Last year was fun. 71 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:17,501 [cheering] 72 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:21,543 [rock music playing] 73 00:04:21,626 --> 00:04:24,251 [screaming] 74 00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:28,251 ♪ She's got tentacles That were eight feet long ♪ 75 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:32,334 ♪ I want to love you, pretty baby All night long! ♪ 76 00:04:32,418 --> 00:04:36,459 Oh. I love this band! They rhymed "long" with "long." 77 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,001 I wish you would have let me drive. 78 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:42,043 I'm fine. You want to help me so fucking bad, give me your boot. 79 00:04:42,126 --> 00:04:43,084 What for? 80 00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:48,251 Oh God. 81 00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:50,834 Now put it back on before it starts to stink. 82 00:04:50,918 --> 00:04:55,209 Holy shit! I'd kick a flerben in the spore pouch for some hash browns. 83 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:58,251 Hey, tell me when we get close to Plorpus's Pancake Pod, 84 00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:00,084 'cause I think I just went blind. 85 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:01,084 There it is. 86 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,293 [screams] 87 00:05:06,209 --> 00:05:08,168 What are you gonna do? Arrest me? 88 00:05:08,751 --> 00:05:10,709 What are you gonna do? Shank me? 89 00:05:11,751 --> 00:05:15,251 What are you gonna do? Bake me a cake and be my best friend? 90 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:18,293 Oh, now it doesn't work, huh? 91 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:19,543 [ominous music plays] 92 00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:23,084 Dad, I'm so glad that you're coming to see the reaper demon I rescued 93 00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:25,876 and that you invited the whole gang to come along. 94 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,793 But why are they heavily armed? 95 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:31,334 In case of… space pirates. 96 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:35,334 Oh, I hate space pirates. They ruin everything. 97 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,168 Dad, can you take me fishing? 98 00:05:37,251 --> 00:05:39,376 I can't. Space pirates killed all the fish. 99 00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:44,501 I think I'm allergic to Blarn milk. Can you take me to the hospital? 100 00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:46,168 Nope, space pirates blew it up. 101 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:47,751 What's going on here? 102 00:05:48,334 --> 00:05:49,709 Space pirates, mon. 103 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,251 Here we are, the Reaper Demon Sanctuary. 104 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,334 All right, the plan is to get in there 105 00:05:56,418 --> 00:05:58,584 and kill that reaper demon before it knows what hit him. 106 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,543 It should be easy since it's in captivity. 107 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,543 What? Wait, you're gonna kill it? 108 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:05,043 Oh, Fichael will be devastated. 109 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:07,668 I mean, I would warn him, but it's Mama's day off. 110 00:06:09,751 --> 00:06:12,293 I'm gonna puke in my purse later. 111 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:13,376 Ugh. 112 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:17,168 We must kill it. They are abominations. Mistakes of nature. 113 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,084 Ha ha, freaks. 114 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,251 Me Billy! Hey! 115 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,126 Look, I can't wait to finally slay me a reaper demon, 116 00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:29,501 but if I wanted to kill things in cages, I'd go to PetSmart. [chuckles] 117 00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:31,126 You know, 'cause I kill puppies. 118 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,584 It's not like I love them or boop their little noses. 119 00:06:33,668 --> 00:06:36,626 Look, I say we set this thing free and have some real fucking fun. 120 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,834 Trust me, you don't wanna do that. 121 00:06:38,918 --> 00:06:41,168 Their intelligence surpasses dogs, Fichael, 122 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:43,584 and even that chicken that picks the sports teams. 123 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:46,751 They are built to kill, and have razor-sharp claws and acid blood. 124 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:50,334 Basically, super fucking scary. I mean, not to me, but-- 125 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:51,876 Howdy, folks! 126 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:53,376 [screams] 127 00:06:53,459 --> 00:06:56,168 I'm Reapey the Reaper Demon! [chuckles] 128 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:57,376 Blast that motherfucker! 129 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,959 Dad, that's not a reaper demon. It's our mascot. 130 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,293 I know. 131 00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:04,751 Let's get inside already. My trigger finger is getting horny. 132 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,334 Welcome to the Reaper Demon Sanctuary, folks. 133 00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:12,043 Entry is only $299.99 cents a ticket. 134 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:15,751 Sorry, gals, we charge by the head, not by the vagina. 135 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:20,959 Thank goodness, for Billy has many hidden vaginas. 136 00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:25,501 See? Why you think Billy like tap dancing so much? 137 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,584 Hi. Hello. Your outfit doesn't match. 138 00:07:30,668 --> 00:07:32,751 Listen, my military parade is today 139 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:37,209 and I can't drive my scorpion tank 'cause some asshole cop took away my license. 140 00:07:37,293 --> 00:07:40,668 If you want a new license, you'll have to pass a driver's test. 141 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,751 Fine, whatever, but I'm taking my license photo now, 142 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:45,918 because I brought this photography crew. 143 00:07:46,001 --> 00:07:47,168 I'm happy! 144 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:49,084 I'm coy. I'm a tiger. 145 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:50,793 Now I want a fall look. 146 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:53,751 Drop those fake leaves on me and give me a tasseled plaid scarf. 147 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,709 You! Find my kimono. I want to be a geisha with a dark secret. 148 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:02,709 I can't believe you talked me into the gold member VIP pass. 149 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,001 But at least I got this. 150 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,834 [squeaking] 151 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:09,126 Can Billy stomp on that later, please? 152 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:11,584 The reaper demon enclosure is right this way. 153 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:13,209 Whoa, that's weird. 154 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,626 [suspenseful music plays] 155 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:18,459 Well, this just got fun. 156 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:20,293 Oh, shit. This is bad. 157 00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:24,501 -I know, it must have been space pirates! -The reaper demon did this! 158 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,209 There's no such thing as space pirates, you idiot! 159 00:08:27,293 --> 00:08:30,376 What? How could you lie to me all those years? 160 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,501 Uh, space pirates made me. 161 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:36,668 Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna give that reaper demon a stern talking-to! 162 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:39,959 Stern talking-to? We'll be lucky if it doesn't kill us all! 163 00:08:40,043 --> 00:08:42,209 That reaper demon could be anywhere. 164 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,626 Sure could! 165 00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:46,001 [screams] 166 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:49,001 I'm getting the hell out. 167 00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:52,126 You can't get out that way. You have to exit through the gift shop. 168 00:08:52,209 --> 00:08:53,626 Where's the goddamn gift shop? 169 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:57,251 Would you like a map, sir? They're free for platinum members. 170 00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:59,251 Ooh, you're only a gold. 171 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,251 -Well, would you like to upgrade? -What are the blackout dates? Oh! 172 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,543 What am I saying? Just give me the damn map! 173 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:06,376 The gift shop is conveniently located 174 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:08,918 all the way on the other side of the sanctuary?! 175 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,334 We're all gonna die! 176 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:14,043 Relax. We can't die. We're all backed up to the cloud, right? 177 00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:16,168 Oh, that's just me? [laughs] 178 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,876 I'm gonna enjoy watching this shit! 179 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,168 Enough talk. Everybody gear up. 180 00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:25,668 [groaning] 181 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:29,418 Billy can't even hold guns! 182 00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:36,209 Billy start to think Mr. Barry not do very good job when he make Billy. 183 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:39,876 Wow, someone's having their foot period. 184 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,584 I brought a secret weapon. 185 00:09:42,543 --> 00:09:44,084 Meet Squiggles. 186 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,626 There is nothing more dangerous than a 4'11" redheaded man. 187 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,334 Life fed him a turd sandwich, and he's pissed off about it. 188 00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:53,418 Look at him. He needs two hands to eat a goddamn apple. 189 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,626 You think he's pissed now? [chuckles] 190 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:56,751 Watch this! 191 00:09:56,834 --> 00:10:00,626 He wears a child's medium, and he hates that I told you that! 192 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:03,501 Ah. 193 00:10:03,584 --> 00:10:06,293 You look like the type of guy who would take a bribe. 194 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:11,584 I'm in a hurry, so go ahead and pass me now and I'll make it worth your while. 195 00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:14,376 Did you just put a pancake into my pocket? 196 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:17,001 Yeah, and there's more where that came from. 197 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,918 Oh, look, it's my little friend, Jimmy Dean. 198 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,043 I don't take bribes. 199 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,918 Are we sure about that? 200 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:31,001 Let's just get the driving test started. Put your hands at ten and two. 201 00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:33,334 Oh, I guess you do take bribes. 202 00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:35,209 Wait! What are you doing? 203 00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:37,043 Putting my hands at ten and two. 204 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,293 Your ten-incher and your two clankers. 205 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:42,584 From what I'm feeling, ten inches is a little off. More like 12. 206 00:10:42,668 --> 00:10:44,918 Mm. Congrats. 207 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:48,793 Ten and two on the wheel of the vehicle! Now use your left turn signal. 208 00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:51,918 Where the hell is that? Well, it's gotta be one of these buttons. 209 00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:54,709 [mysterious music plays] 210 00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,043 [beeping] 211 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:04,209 [dance music playing] 212 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,793 Holy shit, this thing has time travel?! 213 00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:14,001 Hey, Clitaris, I found your wife's family. 214 00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:15,584 [laughs] 215 00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:18,043 Well, you would get it if you were here. 216 00:11:20,918 --> 00:11:22,626 [Renzo] The shortest path to the gift shop 217 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,501 is through the Little Reaper Romper Rec Room, 218 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,084 then past the Raging River Rapid Reaper Roller Coaster, 219 00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:30,084 and left at Granny Reaper's Old-Fashioned Funnel Cake Kiosk. 220 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:32,626 We're not leaving until we hunt this thing down. 221 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,959 We ain't hunting shit. We're getting the hell out of this deathtrap. 222 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,459 I kind of like it here. 223 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,709 [beeping] 224 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,168 I guess we're doing it my way. 225 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:44,793 [beeping] 226 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,584 Man, this is getting good. I hope he eats that fat, gap-toothed fucker first. 227 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,543 Hey! 228 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,001 Shh! Don't ruin the show, you fat, gap-toothed fucker! 229 00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,334 [beeping speed increases] 230 00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:03,084 [all scream] 231 00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:05,501 Damn it. If we're gonna die, I have a confession to make. 232 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,459 I wear women's deodorant. 233 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:10,501 Oh, I thought this would start 234 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:12,793 a string of confessions of your most embarrassing secrets. 235 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:14,376 No one else wants to chime in? 236 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:17,001 Real cool, guys. 237 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,459 Real fucking cool. 238 00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:22,876 -Yeah, I'd like to make a complaint. -I am so sorry about this, sir. 239 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:27,043 I'd like to offer you an open, half-eaten box of Reapees Pieces on the house. 240 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:29,543 That's more like it. They're my favorite. 241 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:38,584 Okay, this is a four-way stop. Who has the right of way? 242 00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,709 The guy with the fucking scorpion tank! 243 00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:48,126 Why are you making me parallel park? 244 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:52,418 Turning the wheel left and the car goes right? What sort of sorcery is this? 245 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:58,959 You need to maintain a car length between you and the vehicle in front of you. 246 00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:02,834 If I do that, how am I gonna read the funny bumper stickers? 247 00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:07,168 "Don't blame me. I voted for Blark Flarm." 248 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,251 What?! 249 00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:12,084 Take that, you fucking liberal! 250 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,668 Wait a minute, what are you writing? I've got my own clipboard. 251 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,209 I'm gonna write things about you, see how you like it. 252 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:21,751 Oh shit. We drove off a cliff. 253 00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:34,459 Come on, Renzo. They don't know how scared you are on the inside, 254 00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,751 or that you don't know how to do inner monologue. 255 00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,793 We have the advantage because the reaper demon doesn't know we're here. 256 00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,126 Oh, he definitely knows we're here. 257 00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:46,126 He can smell his own kind, and Billy is 1% reaper demon. 258 00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:47,168 Huh? 259 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:50,834 What part of Billy is reaper demonses? 260 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,918 Well, the most important part, Billy. Your asshole. 261 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,668 [clangs] 262 00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,126 That's Reaper Demon all right. 263 00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:03,543 Why in hell's place would you give Billy a reaper puckerstar? 264 00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:06,793 Because they're indestructible, and dishwasher-safe. 265 00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:09,293 Barry, bad scientist. 266 00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:12,543 Do terrible jobs making Billy. 267 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:16,501 Billy must go so no put friends in dangers. 268 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:18,709 Billy, wait! 269 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,084 [sentimental music plays] 270 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,584 We ain't friends, you Noah's Ark-looking motherfucker. 271 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:26,126 [sobs] 272 00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:29,876 Ooh, punching down is fun! 273 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:33,043 It's for the best. Now that reaper demon won't be able to sniff us out. 274 00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:36,001 It can probably still smell the Lady Speed Stick you're wearing. 275 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,209 Well, fuck me for sharing something personal. 276 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:40,501 Keep playing and I'll pull the pin out this little fucker. 277 00:14:40,584 --> 00:14:43,709 I just remind him he needs to sit on a phone book to get his hair cut 278 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:44,959 and we're all dead. 279 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,834 You think we're trapped with the reaper demon? 280 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,918 He's trapped in here with Squiggles! 281 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,126 If Squiggles is so tough, why are you scared? 282 00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,376 I'm not scared. 283 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,918 Oh shit, what's that? 284 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,876 Reaper demon! Eat him! 285 00:14:56,543 --> 00:14:57,876 [laughs] 286 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,709 For our visually impaired viewers, he's using his penis to make the shadow. 287 00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,418 For our hearing impaired viewers… 288 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:09,043 [louder] …he's using his penis to make the shadow! 289 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,751 Barry, you know they can see it, right? 290 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,293 Maybe nobody told you, but I'm an idiot. 291 00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:22,543 There. Now, the door is sealed shut. 292 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:23,876 We may be trapped in here, 293 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,293 but at least the reaper demon can't get us, since he's definitely not in here. 294 00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:29,043 [growls] 295 00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,001 Surprise! 296 00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,001 [screams] 297 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,251 You tricky bitch! Kill that clever motherfucker! 298 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:45,876 Time to use RPG. Redheaded Puny Guy. But first, I've got to load it. 299 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,043 We all know Squiggles is a sawed-off fucksting that everyone hates, 300 00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,668 but he doesn't want you to see 301 00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,501 this picture of him riding a Cocker Spaniel like a horse! 302 00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:55,084 [growls] 303 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:58,126 Now listen, the reaper demon is indestructible from the outside. 304 00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:01,751 So I want you to dive down his throat and bust out of his chest guns a-blazing! 305 00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,376 [bagpipes playing] 306 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:05,293 [farts] 307 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,334 [Renzo] Squiggles! 308 00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:09,418 Get up, Squiggles! Come on, get mad! Even your bones are a joke. 309 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,168 You look like a cat skeleton! 310 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,084 Everybody run! 311 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,209 [screeches] 312 00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,501 No! No! No! 313 00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:31,001 [growls] 314 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,334 [laughs] No prize for you. 315 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:37,376 Oh, look, the reaper demon's sad because he's out of tokens. 316 00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,751 -I got one here. -What you doing, motherfucker? 317 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,334 Scootie, get out of there! 318 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,668 I ain't scared of this ugly bitch. I can't die, remember? 319 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,501 I'm backed up to the cloud! See? 320 00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:50,584 Backup files corrupt? Oh well, I'll do another backup now. I'm on 5G. 321 00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:52,793 It says it'll only take two seconds. 322 00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,043 Seven minutes. 323 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:55,668 Eight days?! Infinity?! 324 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,918 Oh shit! Fichael, I need your WiFi password! 325 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,918 Sorry. We only give that out with a purchase from the gift shop. 326 00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,084 Go! Go! Go! 327 00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:10,668 [reaper demon screeching] 328 00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,793 At least tell everyone I died doing what I love. 329 00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,168 Getting fucked up! 330 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,293 [laughs] 331 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:17,709 [snorts] 332 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:22,418 [screeches] 333 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,793 [screams] 334 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,543 Come and get it, you son of a bitch! 335 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,459 Huh. Why is everything wicker this fall? 336 00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:36,709 ♪ Hey baby, my heart is racing ♪ 337 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,584 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 338 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,709 ♪ I need you now and you got me chasin' ♪ 339 00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,543 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 340 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,751 ♪ My soul is whippin' And my heart is skippin' ♪ 341 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,543 ♪ I'm upside-down And my brain is flippin' ♪ 342 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:51,834 ♪ I tell you, baby That you got me trippin' ♪ 343 00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,209 ♪ My whole world is you ♪ 344 00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:56,918 ♪ You, doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 345 00:17:57,001 --> 00:18:00,251 ♪ I wanna be with you, you ♪ 346 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,584 ♪ Nothin' else I'd rather do ♪ 347 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,209 Shh! 348 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,126 We have to be quiet in the library. 349 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,293 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 350 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,501 ♪ Come on, come on, come on with me ♪ 351 00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:18,209 ♪ There's a whole world we can see, yeah ♪ 352 00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:20,543 ♪ I give you my love, go on take it ♪ 353 00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:23,209 ♪ My whole world is you ♪ 354 00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:25,876 ♪ You, doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 355 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,918 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 356 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,001 ♪ You, nothin' else I'd-- ♪ 357 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,293 What are you doing, Scootie? 358 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,459 Water skiing. What's it look like? 359 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:37,001 [screeches] 360 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,876 Wow, compensating much? 361 00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:45,668 Oh, great. Look who it is. Trondo. 362 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:48,543 Hey, it's the dragon's butt plug and his wank tank. 363 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,709 Like my new ride? Let's race! 364 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,918 Ugh, I fucking hate that guy. 365 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,876 But if I race him, you're gonna fail me. 366 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,459 You are the worst driver I've ever seen, 367 00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,209 and I'm pretty sure you sexually assaulted me. 368 00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:04,918 You've already failed, but that guy Trondo over there is banging my wife. 369 00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,126 You want to pass, kick his ass! 370 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:10,334 [engines rev] 371 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,584 I want you to forget everything I told you! 372 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,459 You-- You told me stuff? 373 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:24,126 -Pull into that bike lane! -There are bikes in the bike lane! 374 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,376 Whoo! Fuck, yeah! 375 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,334 I feel alive! 376 00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:35,293 Hey, driving instructor! Your wife says she misses that 12-inch dick of yours! 377 00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:36,709 Ooh! 378 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,876 This guy's bad at insults! 379 00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,751 -Yeah! -We lost. 380 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,834 This baby has time travel, remember? 381 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:46,668 I'm gonna travel back before the race started 382 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:51,293 and do a little something to tip the scales into our favor. 383 00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:58,459 And I'm going to name him Trondo. 384 00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:01,668 [laser gun shots] 385 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,334 We gotta go, we gotta go! 386 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,209 We won! Time to celebrate! 387 00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:17,334 You still gotta pass me. A deal's a deal! 388 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:20,918 Table for one. 389 00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:24,626 Hello, you dopey bitch. 390 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,709 That Bazarack was the best driver I've ever seen. 391 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:32,834 I'll sign whatever form says that he gets his driver's license back immediately. 392 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,751 Just tell me what my name is and how to spell it. 393 00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:43,959 Bow before the might of Bazarack! 394 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:44,918 [bell jingles] 395 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:48,709 My enemies tremble at my very sight! 396 00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:49,751 [horn honks] 397 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,418 If we follow this path, we should be directly under the gift shop soon. 398 00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:57,918 I'm sorry I got you into this mess, guys. I guess you were right. 399 00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,251 The reaper demon really is a monster. 400 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,918 I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, son. 401 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,709 I have something to admit about the Reaper Demon War. 402 00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:10,084 Men, we will never let those damn reaper demons take our beloved planet. 403 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:13,751 -We may die, but we will never surrender. -They're right behind you, sir. 404 00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:16,126 -[screeches] -Reaper demons! 405 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,751 You can have the planet and kill all these guys. 406 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,543 I was even more brave than I said I was. 407 00:21:21,626 --> 00:21:25,126 I got the Snuffle Snart munchies, and there's not even a snack bar in the sewer. 408 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,501 This place is bullshit. 409 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:28,084 Ooh! Sewer pizza! 410 00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:29,918 Ah! 411 00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:31,334 Scootie? 412 00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:36,084 A CL300 plasma pulse rifle saw with reaper piercing rounds? 413 00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:38,793 Uh, okay, why are we wet? Wait! 414 00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:41,876 -[Val screams] -[Mal] Ah. Clever girl! 415 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,251 Urban robot? Girl monster? 416 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:46,793 Ooh. Are those Mother's? 417 00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:49,501 Where is everybody? I don't like this, Fichael! 418 00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:52,626 Squiggles, you're alive! 419 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:56,376 You're my best friend, you scared- of-the-bathtub-drain motherfucker. 420 00:21:56,459 --> 00:21:58,043 [screeches] 421 00:21:58,126 --> 00:21:59,751 Dad! [screams] 422 00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:06,001 [Renzo] Somebody help! This thing's got silverware and a bib with my face on it. 423 00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:09,168 There's something I need to do before I leave. 424 00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:11,918 It's hard to pass up a 10% off sale. 425 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:18,001 Huh. Look at that. Turns out I'm a racist. Oh well, I've done my part. 426 00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,001 Get away from him, you bitch! 427 00:22:25,876 --> 00:22:26,918 [screeches] 428 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,751 [screeches] 429 00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:37,418 [clanging] 430 00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:43,959 Hello! 431 00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:46,293 Kill it, Fichaels! 432 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:56,626 ♪ In the arms of an angel ♪ 433 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:01,251 ♪ Fly away from here ♪ 434 00:23:05,459 --> 00:23:06,834 Ugh. 435 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,543 Billy! Are you okay, son? 436 00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:12,459 Billy okay thanks to his incredible body 437 00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:15,709 and tough asshole my father made me. 438 00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:20,626 Billy sorry he say Barry bad scientist. 439 00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,043 Now you get it, Billy. 440 00:23:22,126 --> 00:23:23,126 Only a good scientist 441 00:23:23,209 --> 00:23:25,834 would give you an elephant leg with a vagina on the bottom 442 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,126 that you drag around in dirt. 443 00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:31,626 Did you kill the reaper demon, son? If not, I'm nuking this bitch. 444 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:35,751 Yeah. I killed him and then he turned to ash like a Dracula and floated away. 445 00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:38,251 -You let him go, didn't you? -Yeah, I did. 446 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:43,209 Because it's my mission to see that no harm comes to any aliens. 447 00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,334 [doorbell rings] 448 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:52,876 My driver's license! 449 00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:55,001 Seems odd, since I didn't pass. 450 00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:59,709 Plus this driver's license is slimy and glowing and looks like it has a pulse. 451 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,251 I'm gonna grab it anyway. 452 00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:02,334 [screams] 453 00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:05,459 [growls] 454 00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:10,168 What the hell's happening? Shit! 455 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,876 What the fuck did I do? 456 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:15,918 ♪ Squiggles ain't nothing to fuck with! ♪ 457 00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:17,918 [adventurous music playing]