1
00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:10,001
‎NETFLIX 影集

2
00:00:14,459 --> 00:00:19,209
‎在天使的懷抱裡

3
00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:24,668
‎飛離此地

4
00:00:25,668 --> 00:00:30,709
‎有許多人不知道
‎這個可憐挨餓的生物瀕臨絕種

5
00:00:31,293 --> 00:00:34,084
‎我這當然是在說死神

6
00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:40,793
‎這些無辜的生物可怕尖叫
‎只為得到你的愛

7
00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,668
‎你可以拯救死神

8
00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,501
‎一天只要一杯布拉奶的錢就可以

9
00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:47,918
‎你願意做這個無助死神的天使嗎？

10
00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:52,709
‎在…

11
00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:56,918
‎這裡找到慰藉

12
00:00:57,001 --> 00:01:00,001
‎（現在就撥打電話，1-800-死神）

13
00:01:00,084 --> 00:01:03,209
‎哪個蠢蛋
‎竟然開設基金會要拯救死神？

14
00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:06,043
‎我要打去罵一頓那個白癡

15
00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:10,501
‎拯救死神

16
00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,209
‎費可，小聲點，我在跟這個蠢蛋說話

17
00:01:13,293 --> 00:01:16,334
‎爸，小聲點，我在跟這個蠢蛋說話

18
00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:20,334
‎你們兩個才小聲點
‎我在跟香蕉總統說話

19
00:01:20,418 --> 00:01:22,459
‎你上了我太太嗎，香蕉總統？

20
00:01:22,543 --> 00:01:24,001
‎喂？喂！

21
00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:28,043
‎謝謝你們兩個
‎第一個我之外的贊助人掛電話了

22
00:01:28,126 --> 00:01:32,293
‎等等，是你開始拯救死神？
‎你瘋了喔？

23
00:01:32,376 --> 00:01:35,209
‎爸，要是我們不幫忙，死神會絕種

24
00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:38,918
‎我就是要死神絕種
‎你沒聽過死神戰爭嗎？

25
00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,001
‎沒有

26
00:01:40,084 --> 00:01:43,376
‎對了，我只讓學校教我們打贏的戰爭

27
00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:44,709
‎那是一場歹戲

28
00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:47,168
‎我沒有啦，我依然稱得上英雄等級

29
00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,793
‎但後來我的骨刺發作

30
00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:07,126
‎死神殺了40億人

31
00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:11,043
‎等你看到我的死神有多可愛
‎你對死神的論調就會改變

32
00:02:11,126 --> 00:02:13,126
‎他在我幫他蓋的庇護所裡

33
00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:14,668
‎你蓋什麼？

34
00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:16,543
‎家暴機器人，進來

35
00:02:16,626 --> 00:02:19,626
‎我這樣做完全是因為我生自己的氣

36
00:02:20,543 --> 00:02:22,168
‎住手，藍佐

37
00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:25,959
‎費可是用自己辛苦賺來的錢
‎蓋了庇護所

38
00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:28,918
‎這讓我想到了
‎乖兒子，這是你的零用錢

39
00:02:29,543 --> 00:02:32,168
‎謝謝媽咪，我愛妳的黃金雨

40
00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:35,043
‎她給我的那種雨
‎味道像是酸奶和氨水

41
00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:38,043
‎藍佐，你去他蓋的庇護所看看

42
00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:40,376
‎正好讓你們父子聯絡感情

43
00:02:40,459 --> 00:02:44,459
‎我跟你說過有次我父親帶我去最…

44
00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,251
‎好吧，費可

45
00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,918
‎我猜你媽逼我
‎去看你那沒屁用的庇護所

46
00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,543
‎狀況都解除了嗎，寶貝？

47
00:03:16,376 --> 00:03:18,751
‎（大啜酒吧）

48
00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:22,709
‎我好沮喪

49
00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:25,334
‎我有機會能拿下人類城市

50
00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:29,126
‎結果我卻耍白癡，把自己變成龍屁塞

51
00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,834
‎大人，別擔心，大家一定都忘了

52
00:03:32,918 --> 00:03:35,376
‎快看，是那個龍屁塞

53
00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:38,376
‎我永遠忘不掉
‎記憶永遠烙印在腦海

54
00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:42,001
‎我建議你閉嘴，創多

55
00:03:42,084 --> 00:03:46,626
‎否則我就痛扁我的朋友一頓

56
00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:49,834
‎-什麼？
‎-讓我打，這樣會讓我看起來很強悍

57
00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:55,543
‎這是什麼做的啊？比死神的屁眼還硬

58
00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:59,168
‎麻煩你把這個弄破
‎然後捅自己的眼球

59
00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:01,001
‎等等，他離開了

60
00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,334
‎大人，開心點
‎明天就是巴薩拉克軍力展示

61
00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:09,793
‎你總是很愛展現你的天蠍坦克

62
00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:13,793
‎我是很喜歡不著痕跡的軍事演習

63
00:04:13,876 --> 00:04:15,418
‎去年很有樂子

64
00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:28,251
‎她有堂堂兩米以上的觸手

65
00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:32,251
‎漂亮的寶貝，我要愛妳夜相守

66
00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:36,459
‎我真愛這個樂團，他們押韻是押同音

67
00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,001
‎但願你會願意讓我開車

68
00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:42,043
‎我自己來就好
‎你這麼想幫我，那就把靴子脫給我

69
00:04:42,126 --> 00:04:43,084
‎要幹嘛？

70
00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:48,251
‎天啊

71
00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:50,834
‎快點穿回去，否則要開始臭了

72
00:04:50,918 --> 00:04:55,209
‎要死了，為了吃到薯餅
‎要我上刀山下油鍋都可以

73
00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:58,251
‎嘿，快到鬆餅店的時候跟我說

74
00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:00,084
‎因為我好像失明了

75
00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:01,084
‎到了

76
00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:05,626
‎（鬆餅店）

77
00:05:06,209 --> 00:05:08,168
‎你們要怎樣？逮捕我？

78
00:05:08,751 --> 00:05:10,709
‎妳們要怎樣？捅我？

79
00:05:11,751 --> 00:05:15,251
‎妳們要怎樣？
‎幫我烤蛋糕，做我最好的朋友？

80
00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:18,293
‎這招沒用了啊？

81
00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:23,084
‎爸，真高興你來看我救援的死神

82
00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:25,876
‎還邀了大夥一起來

83
00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,793
‎可是他們怎麼都全副武裝？

84
00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:31,334
‎以免有…太空海盜

85
00:05:32,209 --> 00:05:35,334
‎我恨太空海盜，他們是壞事大王

86
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,168
‎爸，你能帶我去釣魚嗎？

87
00:05:37,251 --> 00:05:39,376
‎不能，太空海盜把魚都殺光了

88
00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:44,501
‎我好像對布拉奶過敏
‎你能帶我去醫院嗎？

89
00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:46,168
‎不能，太空海盜把醫院炸了

90
00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:47,751
‎這是怎麼一回事？

91
00:05:48,334 --> 00:05:49,709
‎太空海盜，老兄

92
00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,251
‎我們到了，死神庇護所

93
00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:58,543
‎計畫是神不知鬼不覺進去殺了死神

94
00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,543
‎都被關著了，應該很容易

95
00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,543
‎等等，你要殺了死神？

96
00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:05,043
‎費可一定會是萬念俱灰

97
00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:07,668
‎我平常是會先警告他啦
‎但今天媽媽放假

98
00:06:09,751 --> 00:06:12,168
‎我等會兒會吐在皮包裡

99
00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:17,168
‎我們必須殺了死神
‎死神天理不容，是大自然的錯誤

100
00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,084
‎哈哈，怪胎

101
00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,251
‎我是比利，嘿

102
00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,126
‎聽著，我等不急想要宰掉死神

103
00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:29,084
‎但如果我要殺籠子裡的東西
‎那我去寵物店就好了

104
00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:31,126
‎因為我會殺小狗

105
00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,584
‎我不喜歡牠們，也不會親暱碰鼻

106
00:06:33,668 --> 00:06:36,626
‎我建議我們把這玩意兒放出來
‎這樣獵殺比較好玩

107
00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,834
‎相信我，妳不會想要這樣

108
00:06:38,918 --> 00:06:41,168
‎死神的智慧超過狗、費可

109
00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:43,584
‎甚至挑選運動隊伍的那隻雞

110
00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:46,751
‎死神天生就是要下殺手
‎爪子銳利無比，血還是酸的

111
00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:50,334
‎基本上超嚇人
‎我是沒在怕啦，但是…

112
00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:51,876
‎大家好啊

113
00:06:53,459 --> 00:06:55,459
‎我是死神

114
00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:57,376
‎轟了那個死芭樂

115
00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,959
‎爸，那不是死神，是我們的吉祥物

116
00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,293
‎我知道

117
00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:04,751
‎我們快進去吧
‎我的手指快要忍不住扣扳機了

118
00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:08,334
‎各位，歡迎來到死神庇護所

119
00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:12,043
‎入場券只要299.99美元

120
00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:15,751
‎抱歉了，我們按人頭數計價
‎不是按陰道數

121
00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:20,959
‎謝天謝地，因為比利藏了很多陰道

122
00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:25,501
‎看吧？不然比利
‎怎麼那樣愛跳踢踏舞？

123
00:07:25,584 --> 00:07:27,876
‎（監理所）

124
00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:30,584
‎嗨，哈囉，你們的行頭不合

125
00:07:30,668 --> 00:07:32,751
‎聽著，我今天要閱兵

126
00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:37,209
‎但我不能開天蠍坦克
‎因為有混蛋警察拿走了我的駕照

127
00:07:37,293 --> 00:07:40,668
‎你要新駕照，就得要通過駕照考試

128
00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,751
‎好啊，無所謂
‎但我現在就要拍駕照相片

129
00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:45,918
‎因為我帶了攝影小組

130
00:07:46,001 --> 00:07:47,168
‎我很開心

131
00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:49,084
‎我很靦腆，我是老虎

132
00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:50,793
‎現在我要秋日外觀

133
00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:53,751
‎把假葉子灑在我頭上
‎還要有流蘇的格子呢圍巾

134
00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,709
‎你！去找我的和服
‎我要當有著暗黑祕密的藝妓

135
00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:59,418
‎（死神庇護所）

136
00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:02,709
‎不敢相信你說服我買了
‎金星會員貴賓通行證

137
00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,001
‎但起碼我有這個

138
00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:09,126
‎拜託，晚一點可以讓比利踩嗎？

139
00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:11,584
‎死神的圍籬就在這兒

140
00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:13,209
‎哇，怪了

141
00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:18,459
‎這下子好玩了

142
00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:20,293
‎完了，這下糟了

143
00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:22,834
‎我知道，一定是太空海盜！

144
00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:24,501
‎是死神幹的！

145
00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,209
‎才沒有什麼太空海盜，你白癡喔！

146
00:08:27,293 --> 00:08:30,418
‎什麼？你竟然騙了我麼多年？

147
00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:32,584
‎是太空海盜逼我的

148
00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:36,668
‎那好吧，我得要好好訓一頓死神

149
00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:39,959
‎訓一頓？我們沒被殺光就算好運了

150
00:08:40,043 --> 00:08:42,209
‎死神有可能在任何地方

151
00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,626
‎當然！

152
00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:49,001
‎我要離開這裡了

153
00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:52,126
‎你不能從那邊出去
‎要走禮品店的出口

154
00:08:52,209 --> 00:08:53,626
‎禮品店在哪裡？

155
00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:57,251
‎您需要地圖嗎？白金會員免費

156
00:08:58,084 --> 00:08:59,251
‎你只是金星

157
00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,251
‎-想要升級嗎？
‎-特惠何時到期？

158
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,543
‎我在說什麼啊？快把地圖給我

159
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:06,376
‎“禮品店設置於便利地點…

160
00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:08,918
‎就在庇護所的另一頭？”

161
00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,334
‎我們全都死定了！

162
00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:14,043
‎放輕鬆，我們死不了
‎我們都有雲端備份，對吧？

163
00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:15,293
‎只有我有喔？

164
00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,876
‎那我一定會看得很享受

165
00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,168
‎別再說了，大家抄傢伙

166
00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:29,418
‎比利甚至沒辦法握槍

167
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:31,834
‎比利開始認為

168
00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:36,209
‎貝利先生做比利的時候沒有做得很好

169
00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:39,876
‎哇塞，有人腳底的月經來了

170
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,584
‎我帶了祕密武器

171
00:09:42,543 --> 00:09:44,084
‎有請阿扭

172
00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,626
‎危險性排第一的
‎莫過於150公分的紅髮男

173
00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,334
‎人生給了他大便三明治，他氣得要死

174
00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:53,418
‎看看他，需要兩隻手才能吃蘋果

175
00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,043
‎你們以為他現在就很生氣了？

176
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:56,751
‎請看！

177
00:09:56,834 --> 00:10:00,626
‎他穿童裝的中號
‎他也恨透了我跟你們說

178
00:10:01,126 --> 00:10:02,376
‎（監理所）

179
00:10:03,584 --> 00:10:06,293
‎看你像是會收賄的那種人

180
00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:11,584
‎我趕時間，所以直接讓我過關
‎我不會虧待你的

181
00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:14,376
‎你剛才把鬆餅放進我的口袋嗎？

182
00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:17,001
‎對，而且還有喔

183
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,918
‎你看，這是我的小朋友
‎吉米迪恩香腸

184
00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,043
‎我不收賄的

185
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,959
‎確定嗎？

186
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,043
‎開始路考吧，手放在10和2的位置

187
00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:33,334
‎原來你還是會收賄嘛

188
00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:35,209
‎等等，你在幹嘛？

189
00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:37,043
‎把我的手放在10和2的位置

190
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,293
‎你的10吋雞和2顆蛋

191
00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:43,084
‎摸起來說是10吋有點偏差
‎比較像是12吋

192
00:10:43,668 --> 00:10:44,918
‎恭喜

193
00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:47,376
‎方向盤的10點和2點位置啦

194
00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:48,793
‎現在用左轉方向燈

195
00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:51,918
‎在哪裡？肯定是這些按鈕其中一個

196
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,793
‎要死了，這玩意兒能時空旅行？

197
00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:13,959
‎嘿，殷提，我找到你太太的家人了

198
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:18,043
‎那個…你如果在場就會懂了

199
00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:20,834
‎（死神庇護所）

200
00:11:20,918 --> 00:11:24,501
‎前往禮品店最快的捷徑
‎是通過小死神娛樂休閒室

201
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,084
‎然後經過怒河激流死神雲霄飛車

202
00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:30,084
‎在死神阿嬤的傳統漏斗蛋糕攤左轉

203
00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:32,626
‎我們獵不到死神就不離開這兒

204
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,959
‎我們啥都不獵
‎我們要快點離開這個死亡陷阱

205
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,459
‎我還挺喜歡這兒的

206
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,168
‎我猜我們要照我的方法做了

207
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,584
‎越來越精彩了
‎希望死神會先吃齒縫大的爛肥仔

208
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,543
‎沒禮貌！

209
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,001
‎噓！別破哏，你這個齒縫大的爛肥仔

210
00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:05,501
‎可惡，如果我們是死路一條
‎我要懺悔一件事

211
00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,459
‎我用女性體香劑

212
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:12,751
‎我以為拋磚引玉
‎會帶出一串人懺悔尷尬的祕密

213
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,459
‎沒別人想要貢獻一下嗎？

214
00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:17,001
‎你們真上道

215
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,459
‎真他媽的上道

216
00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:22,876
‎-我想要投訴
‎-真是不好意思，先生

217
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:27,043
‎我想要送你已經開過
‎吃了一半的死神糖

218
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:29,543
‎這樣還差不多，我的最愛

219
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:38,584
‎好，這是四向停車，誰有路權？

220
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,709
‎開天蠍坦克的人！

221
00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:48,126
‎你幹嘛逼我路邊停車？

222
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:52,418
‎方向盤左轉，車子會往右？
‎這是什麼妖術？

223
00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:58,959
‎和前車需要保持一個車身的距離

224
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:02,834
‎這樣我哪看得清楚搞笑的保桿貼紙？

225
00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:07,168
‎“不要怪我，我投給‘熏曰’”

226
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,251
‎什麼？

227
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:12,084
‎死自由派，接招！

228
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,668
‎等等，你在寫什麼？
‎我有也自己的筆記板

229
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,209
‎我也要寫你的事，看你喜不喜歡

230
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:21,751
‎討厭，我們開下懸崖了

231
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,293
‎（死神庇護所）

232
00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:28,751
‎（快跑、白金通行證根本敲竹槓）

233
00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:34,459
‎加油，藍佐
‎他們不知道你內心有多怕

234
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,751
‎也不知道你不會內心獨白

235
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,793
‎我們有優勢，死神不知道我們在這兒

236
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,126
‎死神肯定知道我們在這兒

237
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:46,126
‎他聞得出同類，比利有1%是死神

238
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:50,834
‎比利有哪裡是死神？

239
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,918
‎最重要的部分囉，比利，你的屁眼

240
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:58,126
‎那是死神沒錯

241
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:03,543
‎你是吃錯什麼藥
‎把死神的屁眼給了比利？

242
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:06,793
‎因為無堅可催，又可以進洗碗機

243
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:09,293
‎貝利，壞科學家

244
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:12,543
‎把比利做得很糟糕

245
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:16,543
‎比利必須走，不能讓朋友有危險

246
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:18,709
‎比利，等等

247
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,584
‎我們不是朋友
‎你這個活像諾亞方舟的死芭樂

248
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:29,876
‎打落水狗真的有樂子

249
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:33,043
‎這樣對大家都好
‎現在死神就聞不到我們了

250
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:36,001
‎八成還是聞得到你擦的女性體香劑

251
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,334
‎誰叫我三八愛分享私事

252
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,376
‎再鬧我就讓這個爛東西大暴走

253
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:43,709
‎我只要提醒他說
‎他剪頭髮得要坐在電話簿上墊高

254
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:44,959
‎這樣我們全會死光

255
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:48,918
‎妳們以為我們和死神被困在一起？
‎是死神和阿扭被困在一起！

256
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,126
‎如果阿扭真有那麼猛
‎你幹嘛怕成這樣？

257
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,376
‎我才不怕

258
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,918
‎糟糕，那是什麼？

259
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,876
‎死神！把他吃了！

260
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,709
‎給視力受損的觀眾
‎他正在用陰莖比手影

261
00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:09,043
‎給聽力受損的觀眾
‎他正在用陰莖比手影

262
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,751
‎貝利，你知道聽力受損看得到吧？

263
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,293
‎或許沒人跟你說過，但我是白癡

264
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:22,543
‎好了，大門已經鎖死

265
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:23,876
‎我們或許受困在這兒

266
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,293
‎但起碼死神也奈何不了我們
‎因為他肯定不在這裡

267
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,001
‎驚喜！

268
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,251
‎賤人就是狡詐！
‎快殺了那個聰明的死芭樂！

269
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,543
‎要搬出RPG了，也就是紅頭小傢伙

270
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,876
‎但我先得要“裝彈藥”

271
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,084
‎我們都知道
‎大家痛恨阿扭這短小精幹的利器

272
00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:53,501
‎但他很不想要你們看到
‎他騎可卡犬像是在騎馬的相片

273
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:58,126
‎聽著，死神從外面是無堅可催

274
00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:01,751
‎但我要你潛進他的喉嚨
‎亂槍轟破他的胸膛

275
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,334
‎阿扭！

276
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:09,418
‎起來啊，阿扭，快點生氣啊！
‎就連你的骨頭都是笑話

277
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,168
‎跟貓的骨骸沒兩樣

278
00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:13,084
‎大家快跑啊

279
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,501
‎不要…

280
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:33,334
‎你拿不到獎品

281
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:37,376
‎快看，死神好傷心，因為沒代幣

282
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,751
‎-我這裡有一個
‎-你幹嘛，死芭樂？

283
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,334
‎史庫弟，快離開！

284
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,668
‎我才不怕這個醜賤人
‎我死不了，記得嗎？

285
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,501
‎我有雲端備份！你看

286
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:50,584
‎備份檔案毀損？
‎那我現在馬上再備份，我走5G網路

287
00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:52,793
‎顯示只需要兩秒

288
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,043
‎七分鐘

289
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:55,668
‎八天？無限久？

290
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,918
‎可惡，費可
‎我需要你的無線網路密碼

291
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,918
‎抱歉，有在禮品店購物才會給

292
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:07,084
‎快走…

293
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,793
‎起碼告訴大家我死的時候
‎正在做我愛做的事

294
00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,209
‎就是嗑到茫！

295
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,626
‎過來討打啊，王八蛋！

296
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:30,459
‎怎麼這個秋天都流行柳條？

297
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:36,709
‎嘿寶貝，我的心跳狂飆

298
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,584
‎嘟…

299
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,709
‎我現在就需要妳，願意追到天涯海角

300
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,543
‎嘟…

301
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,751
‎我的靈魂顫動，我心跳躍

302
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,543
‎我翻天覆地，滿腦子愛意翻攪

303
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:51,834
‎寶貝，是妳讓我神魂顛倒

304
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,209
‎我的全世界都是妳

305
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:56,918
‎妳，嘟…

306
00:17:57,001 --> 00:18:00,251
‎我要和妳在一起

307
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,334
‎妳是我的唯一

308
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:03,251
‎（圖書館）

309
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,126
‎在圖書館要安靜

310
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,293
‎嘟…

311
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,501
‎快點…跟我一起

312
00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:18,209
‎全世界供我們共遊歷

313
00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:20,543
‎給妳我的愛，儘管來取

314
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:23,209
‎我的全世界都是妳

315
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:25,918
‎妳，嘟…

316
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,084
‎我要和妳在一起

317
00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:30,001
‎妳是我的唯一…

318
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,293
‎你在幹嘛，史庫弟？

319
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,459
‎滑水啊，不然咧？

320
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,876
‎哇塞，是有多自卑？

321
00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:45,668
‎太好了，你看是誰？是創多

322
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:48,543
‎嘿，是那個龍屁塞和他的大爛車

323
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,709
‎喜歡我的新座駕嗎？來尬一場！

324
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:52,918
‎我真是恨透了那傢伙

325
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,876
‎但如果我跟他尬車
‎你一定會把我當掉

326
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,459
‎你是我見過駕駛技術最差的人

327
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,209
‎我也很確定你有性侵我

328
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:04,918
‎你已經被當了
‎但那個創多跟我老婆上床

329
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,168
‎你想要考到駕照，就讓他吃癟

330
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,584
‎我要你忘記我跟你說過的一切

331
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,459
‎你有跟我說東西喔？

332
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:24,126
‎-開進腳踏車道！
‎-上面有腳踏車耶！

333
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,376
‎正點讚！

334
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,334
‎我活起來了！

335
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:35,043
‎嘿，駕訓教練
‎你太太說她想念你的大老二

336
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,876
‎這傢伙真不會侮辱人

337
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,751
‎-帥啦
‎-我們輸了

338
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,834
‎這輛車可以時空旅行，記得嗎？

339
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:46,668
‎我要回到這場比賽開始前

340
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:51,293
‎動一點手腳，讓情況對我們有利

341
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,084
‎（醫院）

342
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:58,459
‎我要替他取名創多

343
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,334
‎快走…

344
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,209
‎我們贏了！慶祝時間到！

345
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:17,334
‎你還是得要讓我過關，都說好了

346
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:20,918
‎一位用餐

347
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:24,626
‎哈囉，遲鈍女

348
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,709
‎巴薩拉克是我見過駕駛技術最好的人

349
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:32,834
‎要我簽什麼都可以
‎反正要立刻讓他拿回駕照就對了

350
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,751
‎先跟我說我叫什麼名字，又要怎麼寫

351
00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:44,001
‎在強大的巴薩拉克面前跪拜吧

352
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:48,501
‎我的敵人一見我就顫抖

353
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,084
‎（死神庇護所）

354
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,418
‎順著這條路走
‎應該很快就會到禮品店的正下方

355
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:57,918
‎抱歉把大家扯進這團亂
‎我猜你們說得對

356
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,251
‎死神真的是怪物

357
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,918
‎我很驕傲你承認自己錯了，兒子

358
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,709
‎我對死神戰爭也有事情要承認

359
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:10,084
‎各位弟兄，我們絕對不能
‎讓那些臭死神佔領我們鍾愛的星球

360
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,584
‎我們或許一死，但絕不投降

361
00:21:12,668 --> 00:21:14,084
‎死神在你後面，大人！

362
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:16,084
‎眾死神！

363
00:21:16,168 --> 00:21:18,751
‎這個星球送給你們
‎儘管殺掉這些人吧

364
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,543
‎我比我自己說的還要更勇敢

365
00:21:21,626 --> 00:21:25,126
‎我嗑鼻咽寶嗑到肚子餓
‎下水道這兒卻連點心吧都沒有

366
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,584
‎這地方爛透了

367
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:28,084
‎下水道披薩！

368
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:31,334
‎史庫弟？

369
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:36,084
‎CL300電漿脈衝自動步槍
‎搭配穿死神子彈？

370
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,793
‎好，我們怎麼濕濕的？等等！

371
00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:41,876
‎聰明的女孩！

372
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,001
‎都會機器人？女孩怪物？

373
00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:46,793
‎這是媽媽的內褲嗎？

374
00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:49,501
‎人都到哪去了？我覺得不妙，費可

375
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:52,626
‎阿扭，你還活著！

376
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:56,668
‎你是我最好的朋友
‎你這個害怕浴缸落水頭的死芭樂

377
00:21:58,126 --> 00:21:58,959
‎爸！

378
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,501
‎（歡迎光臨禮品店）

379
00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:06,001
‎救人啊！這玩意兒想要把我給吃了！

380
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:09,168
‎我離開前需要做一件事

381
00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:11,918
‎九折特賣錯過真的可惜

382
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,334
‎妳看看，原來我有種族歧視

383
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,001
‎好吧，我盡力了

384
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,001
‎不要碰他，賤人！

385
00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:43,959
‎哈囉！

386
00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:46,293
‎殺了他，費可！

387
00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:56,626
‎在天使的懷抱裡

388
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:01,251
‎飛離此地

389
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,543
‎比利，你還好嗎？

390
00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:12,459
‎比利還好，多謝這不可思議的身體

391
00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:15,709
‎還有我父親幫我做的堅硬屁眼

392
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:20,626
‎比利抱歉說貝利是壞科學家

393
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,043
‎你現在明白了，比利

394
00:23:22,126 --> 00:23:23,126
‎只有好科學家

395
00:23:23,209 --> 00:23:25,834
‎會給你腳底有陰道的象腿

396
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,126
‎讓你在泥沙地上拖著走

397
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:31,626
‎你殺掉死神了嗎，兒子？
‎沒有的話，我來處理這個賤人

398
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:35,751
‎對，我殺了他
‎然後他變成吸血鬼般的飛煙飄走了

399
00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:38,251
‎-你故意放他走，對吧？
‎-對，沒錯

400
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:43,209
‎因為我的任務是確保
‎沒有外星人會受到傷害

401
00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:51,293
‎（生活、歡笑、愛）

402
00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:52,876
‎我的駕照！

403
00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:55,001
‎怪怪的，因為我沒過關

404
00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:59,709
‎再說這駕照很黏又發光
‎而且好像有脈搏

405
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,293
‎但我還是收下好了

406
00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:09,251
‎搞什麼鬼東西？

407
00:24:09,334 --> 00:24:10,168
‎我靠！

408
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,876
‎我又怎麼了？

409
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:15,918
‎阿扭可不是好惹的！

410
00:24:58,543 --> 00:25:01,418
‎字幕翻譯：姚祖恩