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[narrator] Love is in the air
all over Farzar this day.

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Everyone hugs their sweetie.
Everyone smooches their bae.

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Whispers of sweet nothings
make hearts flutter away,

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for it's the most romantic time of year,

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St. Pudchugger's Day.

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It's February 13th! Oh!

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I just love St. Pudchugger's Day.

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Renzo, dear, here's our itinerary
for our romantic night.

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Let's see.

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"Eight o'clock, cuddling.
8:15, gentle kisses."

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"8:30, stick a can of crescent rolls
in my ass and pop it with a spoon."

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It will be a royal, raw fuck fest!

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[trilling]

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Good, there's more.

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"9:30, ill-tempered raccoons
eat hot garbage out of my butt crack."

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No notes. "9:55, squash my nuts
in a waffle iron."

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Yada, yada, "Giant zucchini."

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I do see one problem.
You scheduled a 10:30 bathroom break.

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Who needs a commode when you can dump
that hot ass chili right on my chest?

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You really do love me.

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I wouldn't miss this painful, degrading,
sex-filled night with you for anything.

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Just got to take care
of some business first.

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[ominous music playing]

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[hissing]

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[playing "Do Your Ears Hang Low?"]

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[locks clanking]

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Happy Pudchugger's Day, sex clone.

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It's once again time to pretend to be me
and bang my wife so I don't have to.

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Tell me again
why having marathon nightmare sex

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once a year with an old lady
saves the universe?

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We go through this every year.
It involves dark matter or some shit.

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-I don't have time to explain.
-Well, good enough for me.

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Better get to it then.

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Why the hell
did I put a chandelier in here?

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Goddamn my elegant taste.

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[adventurous music playing]

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♪ Farzar ♪

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I want to ask Val on a date
for Pudchugger's Day,

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but I'm worried
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.

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The first thing you need to do
is stop deep-throating hot dogs.

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I stress eat.

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Ready for some chaos?

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Why is that mustard brown?

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Wait, this isn't mustard.

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This is mushed turd!

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God, who sells this?

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Trader Joe's. You know white people
will buy anything.

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[gagging]

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[screaming]

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[items clattering]

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[toilet flushes]

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Who did this to me?

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[grunting]

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Not cool, Billy.

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I can't ask out Val like this.

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It not Billy. It was Zobo.
He is chaos-celot.

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Zobo.

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Zobo is a cute little baby
who can't even speak,

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and it would take someone intelligent,
like you, Billy,

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to plan an elaborate
shit-in-a-mustard-bottle prank.

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I'm afraid I have no choice
but to give you the ultimate punishment.

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Billy don't deserve
the rubber band of shame, hey.

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Billy must prove Zobo chaos-celot.

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Just get this toilet off me before Val--

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-Before Val what?
-[Fichael] Oh.

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Val, Fichael has something
he wants to ask you.

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No, I don't!

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Don't be shy. What is it?

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Uh, will you be my Pudchugger?

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Aw, he shit on his card before I could.

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Oh, of course I'll be your Pudchugger.

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What? How low is your self-esteem?

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Oh, very. I had a romantic dream
just like this.

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I had the same dream.
Did yours end with me killing you both?

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[narrator] Barry's weird comments
make him seem insane.

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All those nervous breakdowns
must have damaged his brain.

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Is anyone else hearing that voice?

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[laughing]

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I colored his nose blue,
but a clown's nose is red.

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Uh…

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So who wipes the butt
and who sniffs the toilet paper?

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Sometimes I like to cut the eyes
out of pictures of women in magazines.

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Wow. You're so artistic. [chuckles]

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Kiss me.

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Oh, okay.

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Doing everything wrong,
but it's working. How's your guy doing?

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Uh, better than usual.

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Billy need evidence
to prove Zobo chaos-celot,

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and you only ones who know secret.

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I have two questions.

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What are you?

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And what the fuck are you?

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Uh, me Billy. Hey.

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I need bony, yellow woman
help to prove Zobo is chaos-celot.

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And why would I help you,
you Noah's Ark-looking asshole?

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We did that one already?
We're already running out of these?

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Oh, boy. This is gonna be a long season.

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Billy understand.

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You clearly too important for Billy, hey.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Wait a second. You think I'm important?

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Well, cop a squat, friend.
What else do you like about me?

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Uh, pointy crotch.

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See? I told you these crotch spikes
were a great idea.

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I don't care that I caught lockjaw
trying to piss. I don't.

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Now, about your chaos-celot,

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I found him in his crash-landed ship
in the desert regions.

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I'll bet that ship
holds the evidence you need.

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You can take Billy there maybe?

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Of course, but first,
since we're best friends,

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I want to show you my room. [giggles]

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I've never had a best friend
in my room before.

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Let's play Farzar.
I'll be Renzo and you be me.

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"Hey, Bazarack, you've got skinny legs
and everybody hates you."

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[Bazarack's voice] "I'm Bazarack."

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I'm gonna take over your city and make you
kneel before my fierce eyebrows."

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Holy shit, you suck at impressions.

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Barry, I need some help.

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-Can I show you my new invention first?
-Nope.

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-Yes.
-It's a say-yes-a-tron.

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Now, no one will turn me down
for a date ever again.

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Never mind that shit.
I need a new sex clone before 8 p.m.

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8 p.m.? It took me six months
to grow the last one.

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Then I'll do it myself.

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-Can I use your cloning machine?
-No.

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Well, let me ask you again using this.

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[grunts]

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[beeping]

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See, you're not the only one
who can be a scientist.

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I just added some extra DNA powder,
turned these knobs up to 800, and…

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What the fuck?

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[screaming]

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Hello.

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[beeping]

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I think I got it right this time.

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Bing-bang-boom, dick titties.
I am Agent Clappers.

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Who the hell was that?

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I don't know. Didn't even
bing-bang-boom sound like me.

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[beeping]

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Well, this one's perfect.

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What the fuck was I thinking
with these goddamn chandeliers?

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Hey, how'd your first date
end up with Val?

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Well, what do you think?

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Don't you think
this is a little premature?

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I'm hoping Val likes a lot of things
little and premature.

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Now how long should I wait to call her?

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Oh, at least three--

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Seconds? Cool!
I was thinking the same thing.

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[phone ringing]

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[narrator] Then Mal got an idea.

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An awful idea.

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Mal had a wonderful, awful idea.

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Oh, uh, Val? Yeah, you know, she says
she doesn't want to talk to you.

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Val thinks it's not really gonna work out,
'cause you two are too different.

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I mean, you really think she'd ever be
into a guy with only one head?

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-Yes. I… I understand.
-[phone clicks]

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[sobbing]

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Val doesn't wanna date me anymore
'cause I only have one stupid head.

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You wouldn't happen to have any extra
heads lying around, would you, Barry?

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Oh, sure, Fichael.

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I have a bunch of frozen heads
behind this wall.

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Oh, well, thanks anyway.

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I'm sorry. I can't control my sarcasm
due to a medical condition.

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It's a real problem.

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Anyway, your dad executes a lot of people
and I get to keep the heads.

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Job perk.

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I can thaw out one of these babies
and give you a second head in a jiffy.

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Oh, that's great!

168
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We just gotta make sure that it's not
more handsome or smarter than I am.

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Notice anything different about me?

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Cucumber!

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There's Zobo's ship.

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Man, this trip was tiring.

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Set me down in the shade.
That sand looks hot.

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There's the ship's log. All right, let's
see where this little fucker comes from.

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It says this ship departed
from Zarno S-9000. Here's the video.

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[Zobo] Chaos!

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Oh my God!

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Billy scared.

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Did you see what he did to that planet?
This is the worst thing I've ever seen!

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That was horrible.

181
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But probably the only thing worse
would be hearing it and not seeing it.

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Talk about sticking it in your mouth,
but not sucking.

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Oh, yeah, chug it! Chug it! Chug it!

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Your new head is the life of the party,
Fichael. Unlike you.

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-Uh, I'm just not in the mood.
-[Scootie] Cheer up.

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I'll let you wear my grasstronaut suit.

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What? I'm always looking
for creative ways to do drugs.

188
00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,543
Drugs won't make me feel better.

189
00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,126
That's all they fucking do!

190
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,668
I don't know what to do about Val.
Our second date was terrible.

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Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!

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00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:17,251
Cucumber! Cucumber!
Cucumber! Cucumber!

193
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I'm a zucchini, you racist fuck.

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00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:23,501
Man, that was a weird date with Fichael.

195
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I mean, where'd he get the dumb idea
to get a second head?

196
00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:30,418
Oh, no idea, but I'm sure
you're breaking up with him, right?

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Hmm, I don't know.
I had fun on our first date. [chuckles]

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But now I'm regretting inviting him
to my friend's Pudchugger wedding.

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-I hope he doesn't show up with two heads.
-I'm sure he won't.

200
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,584
Sorry, Fichael, I was wrong. I thought
she'd like that you had two heads,

201
00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:48,168
but she kind of wishes you had more heads.

202
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,543
So where's your date?

203
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,709
Oh, I'm sure he'll be rolling up
any minute now.

204
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I hope you don't mind.
I brought a few friends.

205
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:02,584
Say hello, guys.

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00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:04,959
[overlapping chatter]

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00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:05,959
Cucumber!

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00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,376
[dance music playing]

209
00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:09,501
[Fichael] Woot, woot!

210
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:13,126
Down in front!
Hey, Val, this wedding's fun.

211
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:15,959
Listen, Fichael, we have a problem.

212
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,668
You're afraid of Draculas.

213
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Just like me.

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00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,709
No, you're a ball of heads,
and I wanna break up.

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00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,793
It's not you.
It's you and you and you and you and you.

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00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:25,918
Fuck you.

217
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:29,209
Don't act like
this isn't about your commitment issues.

218
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:32,043
And also, cucumber!

219
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,293
[narrator] With only mere hours
until his marathon debasement,

220
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Renzo auditioned actors
to be his sexual replacement.

221
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Rocket Rockowski here
for the role of Renzo's sex clone.

222
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:46,709
I'm a triple threat.

223
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:51,293
I sing, I dance, and my dad threatened
to kill my dog if I don't get this part.

224
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,626
Well, Rocket, we'll have to figure out
the makeup, but you got the part.

225
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,209
And he's OD'd on heroin.

226
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,793
What is this? A robot can't play me.

227
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,459
First of all, I'm a cyborg.

228
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:05,376
Second, I'm not auditioning. He is.

229
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:08,751
Hey, Flammy, my queen.
I am Renzo. Have your way with me.

230
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,209
-Next!
-Rocket Rockowski here.

231
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:12,834
I'm back, and I'm clean,

232
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,459
and I've already relapsed. Goodbye.

233
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:22,543
I really liked Fichael.

234
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:28,459
Why would he ruin everything
by turning himself into a ball of heads?

235
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:32,251
What's going on with your face?

236
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,793
-What do you mean?
-You're smiling.

237
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I haven't seen you smile since I broke up
with my high school boyfriend,

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00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:42,876
who also inexplicably
turned himself into a ball of heads!

239
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:49,084
Come to think of it, my college boyfriend
also turned himself into a ball of heads.

240
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,834
Ah! You! You were behind this.

241
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:56,376
Why did you ruin my relationships?

242
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:58,959
Because those guys
weren't good enough for you.

243
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:02,251
And they were annoying as shit,
but look, I wasn't trying to hurt you.

244
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,709
Oh, bull dookie.

245
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,959
You're just jealous
of anything I love besides you.

246
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,251
That's not true.

247
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,334
[meowing]

248
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:13,376
[cat snarls]

249
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,751
I guess since it's over
between me and Val,

250
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:24,418
I'll get you guys removed
and put back on ice first thing tomorrow.

251
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:29,793
What if we don't want to go back on ice?
What if we want to put you on ice?

252
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:32,918
That sounds like something
a criminal would say.

253
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,459
Wait a minute!

254
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:40,501
Yeah, see.

255
00:14:40,584 --> 00:14:42,376
Ah, you're all criminals!

256
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:45,001
Why do you think your dad executed us?

257
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,043
Now it's time to take you out.

258
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,751
Wait, you've always said
you wanted to get revenge on the Czar.

259
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,251
We need the prince alive to get to Renzo.

260
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,209
[Fichael gasps]

261
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,668
[narrator] Mal felt bad
about screwing over her sister,

262
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:04,043
so she went to fix things
with the dork who had pissed her… off.

263
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,876
Goddamn it, I was doing so well!

264
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:09,834
[head] Okay, we'll keep this dummy around
long enough to get our revenge,

265
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,293
then we'll kill the prince.

266
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,376
[chuckles] Change of plans.

267
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:17,251
Wait a second, if we're going
on a crime spree, I wanna rob a bank.

268
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,209
I want to burn down a building.

269
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,709
And I want to flash nuns in the park.
[chuckles]

270
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:26,918
Okay, we can rob a bank,
burn down a building, flash nuns,

271
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,959
then kill Renzo,
and then take out the prince.

272
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:32,043
Anything else you heads wanna do?

273
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:38,084
I say we seize a fetching, young damsel
and tie her to a railroad track.

274
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,584
[laughs evilly]

275
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:41,793
How fucking long have you been frozen?

276
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,918
[ominous music plays]

277
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:49,209
Can you believe what that chaos-celot
monster did to Zarno S-9000? [sniffles]

278
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:54,084
We must do somethings
before Zobo do same thing to this planet.

279
00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:55,626
[gasps] I've got it!

280
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,084
We'll trap him in my kill cube.

281
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:03,668
Kill cube? But Billy no want hurt Zobo.

282
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,751
Oh, did I say kill cube?

283
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,793
I meant chill cube.

284
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,584
It'll just trap him,
and he'll chill happily ever after.

285
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:14,126
Oh, sound nice, big guy.

286
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:16,876
We need to lure Zobo out of dome

287
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,584
so we can catch him in chill cube.

288
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,084
I'll handle this.

289
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:24,876
I'm in an improv troupe
called Spon-zaneous.

290
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,418
Is this Zobo?

291
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:28,918
[clears throat] Yes.

292
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,168
Yes, this is…

293
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,043
Sand. Ceiling.

294
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:35,251
Bazarack. Shit!

295
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,334
I see your judgy face.

296
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:40,209
-I'd like to see you do better.
-[Southern accent] Hey there, good buddy.

297
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:42,543
Cletus here
with Hodge Brothers Wrecking and Towing.

298
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,334
We have towed and impounded
your space vehicle.

299
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,918
And you better come on out of the dome
and claim it

300
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,001
before you start racking up a storage fee.

301
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,168
[chuckling] You don't want to do that.
Trust me, buddy.

302
00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:54,001
-All right. I'll see you soon.
-[phone beeps]

303
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:57,918
Wow, if you were any worse at improv,
you'd be one of those…

304
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:04,334
Fuck you, Billy!

305
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:14,251
I've got you now, you little shit.

306
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,376
[low voice] Billy? You tricked me?

307
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:20,501
Billy… Billy have no choice.
Zobo dangerous.

308
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:21,459
Damn right.

309
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:25,918
That's why I put you in my kill cube!

310
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,626
[laughs]

311
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:31,626
Kill cube? You promised not to hurt Zobo.

312
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:35,543
Well, I guess
I'm just a pretty little liar!

313
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,709
When that countdown hits zero,

314
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,834
he'll be ripped apart
by drills, saws, swords,

315
00:17:41,918 --> 00:17:45,709
and over 100 other dangerous
and sharp things.

316
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,959
See? Says it right here on the website.

317
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,001
You tell Billy that chill cube.

318
00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:55,584
If I had a chill cube, I'd be in it.

319
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,543
It sounds incredible.

320
00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,709
Billy not let Zobo die.

321
00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:07,626
You guys are fucking crazy, man.
I gotta get to Hodge Brothers Towing.

322
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,959
Billy, my very best friend. Grab my hand.

323
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:15,918
Billy not want to die in overkill cube.

324
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,709
Overkill cube?

325
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:22,876
You think 163 dangerous
and sharp things is overkill?

326
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:26,209
Well, I guess you get to die,
you Noah's Ark-looking…

327
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,501
I know we did it!

328
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,501
[upbeat music playing]

329
00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:30,709
How may I help you?

330
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,168
[overlapping chatter]

331
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:34,543
Cucumber!

332
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,959
You'd like to make a deposit?

333
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,543
Sorry! I'll pay you back some way.

334
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:44,501
Hey, lady.

335
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh God! Ah!

336
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,501
Wait, what am I looking at?

337
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:54,251
Oh, man, it's too bad
nobody saved our dicks.

338
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,668
Oh, I did.

339
00:18:59,543 --> 00:19:01,834
Yeah, that crime spree was fun.

340
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,043
Now it's time to take out the Czar.

341
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,626
Time to scan your peepers, Prince.

342
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,251
I'm no dummy.
I'm just gonna keep my eyes shut.

343
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:11,334
Hey, look. Stuff you like.

344
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,251
Where?

345
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:13,834
Oh, crap!

346
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:20,543
[narrator] With the actors unworthy
and his sex clone deceased,

347
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:25,876
Renzo's bottom was about to be fed
a rubber fist feast.

348
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,209
Whose ass is this going up, Flammy?
Mine or yours?

349
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:32,209
Time for payback, Czar.

350
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,709
Pass me the gun.

351
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,543
How dare you ball of heads interrupt my
night of Pudchugger passion with my wife?

352
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:41,876
Shoot me. Shoot me now.

353
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:51,668
Just roll into me
and knock me out the window.

354
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,459
Oh no, they pushed me out the window!

355
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:01,293
All right. Now to take care of the prince.

356
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:07,709
Get your filthy heads off him.

357
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:08,793
[gasps]

358
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,959
I'm gonna give you one chance
to plead for your pathetic fucking lives.

359
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,876
[overlapping chatter]

360
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,459
[chuckles] Oh, man, I like that bit.

361
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:19,543
[action music playing]

362
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:23,459
[grunts]

363
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:25,626
[grunts]

364
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,209
[gasps] Oh!

365
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:39,168
Fichael, I'm so glad you're okay!

366
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,834
And thank you for saving him, Mal.

367
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:43,418
You mean saving him for last, right?

368
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,834
I was about to smash his head
with this mallet.

369
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,959
What? You don't like prop comedy?

370
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:52,126
Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

371
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,168
What is it, boy?
Oh no. Fichael's in trouble!

372
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:57,251
Billy's in trouble, you dumb fuck.

373
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:00,334
I was close. Wait, you can talk?!

374
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:01,959
Cucumber.

375
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,834
-I'm a zucchini, you racist fuck!
-Yes!

376
00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:06,168
Yes!

377
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:14,376
This is taking forever.

378
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:17,084
Why did I set this timer to 10,000?

379
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,584
Wait. What is that?

380
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,626
Is that a ball of heads?
I'm getting the hell out of here!

381
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:30,209
-Zobo come back to save Billy, hey.
-Let's get you out of there.

382
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,043
First, I need the truth.

383
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:35,251
First though maybe let Billy out?

384
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:38,751
Billy was telling the truth about me.
I feed on chaos.

385
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,293
I can usually keep it under control,

386
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:43,793
but things got out of hand
on my last planet.

387
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:45,668
There was a plate spinners convention

388
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,001
double-booked with
an Acme exploding plates convention.

389
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,751
It was pure chaos.

390
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,709
I accidentally took in too much
and blacked out.

391
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,459
When I woke up, the whole planet was gone.

392
00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:59,376
It was a total chaos-trophe.

393
00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:03,501
I knew if my secret got out,
you would not want me on Farzar.

394
00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:07,876
I'll just get back to the ship
and find a new planet to hide out on.

395
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:12,668
Uh, Billy still in here, BTWs.

396
00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:15,376
Wait, I don't care what you've done.

397
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,709
You're my pet,
and you're part of the team.

398
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,501
A little bit of chaos
doesn't seem to hurt anything.

399
00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:24,584
Like when you made me eat shit
this morning. No biggie.

400
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:27,834
Just promise not to do
a chaos-trophe on Farzar.

401
00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:29,376
You have my word.

402
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,459
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt,

403
00:22:31,543 --> 00:22:33,751
but Billy want to say goodbye,

404
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:36,959
'cause he is dying in three seconds.

405
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,918
[calming music playing]

406
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,834
Funny smoke smell like Billy's skunk tail.

407
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:49,668
Make Billy feel, like, "Whatever, man."

408
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:51,834
I guess this is a chill cube.

409
00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:54,709
But if they shipped me a chill cube,

410
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,209
who got the kill cube?

411
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,376
Man, this ain't no fucking chill cube!

412
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:04,501
Your drug problem is out of hand.
I got an audition in 20 minutes.

413
00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:07,793
It was worth it.

414
00:23:07,876 --> 00:23:09,959
At least Pudchugger Day is over.

415
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:12,459
I know how sad you are that you missed it,

416
00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:15,251
so I passed a royal decree

417
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:18,834
and officially moved
Pudchugger's Day to today!

418
00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:20,001
[laughs]

419
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,501
[trilling]

420
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:22,418
[screams]

421
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,793
[narrator] The Czar was in store
for many things awful,

422
00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:29,459
like turning his ball sack
into a hot, crispy waffle.

423
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:33,334
It was a depraved
and painful marathon lay.

424
00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:37,668
In other words,
the perfect St. Pudchugger's Day.

425
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:43,834
See? Billy impressions are good, yes?

426
00:23:43,918 --> 00:23:45,668
Uh, I don't think so.

427
00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,251
You're not really Spon-zaneous material.

428
00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:51,126
Who reads a fucking book
at an improv audition?

429
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:53,543
Actually, Bazarack,
Billy's in, you're out.

430
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:56,834
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
You're all a bunch of…

431
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,334
Fuck you, Billy!

432
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,793
[adventurous music playing]