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‎（漱蘭節）

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‎今天法札星各地都洋溢著愛情

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‎每個人都擁抱著摯愛
‎每個人都親吻著寶貝

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‎呢喃著甜言蜜語，融化愛人的心

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‎因為這是每年最浪漫的時節

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‎漱蘭節

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‎2月13日到了

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‎我真愛漱蘭節

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‎藍佐，這是我們浪漫之夜的行程

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‎我瞧瞧

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‎“8點，擁抱，8點15分，溫柔親吻

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‎8點30分，把牛角麵包塞進我屁眼
‎再用湯匙挖開”

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‎這將會是生猛的皇家性愛饗宴

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‎很好，還有

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‎“9點30分，壞脾氣的浣熊
‎吃我股溝裡熱騰騰的垃圾”

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‎沒有附註，“9點55分
‎用鬆餅機壓碎我的鳥蛋”

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‎如此這般…“巨大的櫛瓜”

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‎我看到了一個問題
‎妳安排10點30分是浴室休息時間

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‎都能直接拉到我胸膛上了
‎誰還需要去浴室呢？

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‎你真的很愛我

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‎這個痛苦丟臉而充滿性愛的一夜
‎我可是千金不換

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‎但我要先去處理一些事情

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‎漱蘭節快樂，性事替身

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‎又到了那個時候，你假裝是我
‎免得我要親自上場跟我太太愛愛

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‎再跟我說一次
‎為什麼一年一度跟一個老太太

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‎進行馬拉松惡夢性愛
‎可以拯救宇宙？

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‎怎麼每年都要講一次？
‎事關暗物質或啥鬼的

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‎我沒時間解釋

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‎我可以接受

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‎那最好去幹活了

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‎我幹嘛在這裡裝枝形吊燈啊？

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‎我的高雅品味真該死

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‎（SHAT小隊）

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‎我要在漱蘭節約薇兒去約會

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‎但我擔心自己會出洋相

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‎首先，你不能再猛塞熱狗了

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‎我壓力大就會吃

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‎準備要來點混亂了嗎？

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‎這個芥末怎麼是棕色的？

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‎等等，這不是芥末

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‎這是屎泥

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‎天啊，誰會賣這個啊？

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‎喬式超市囉，你也知道白人什麼都買

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‎是誰把我這樣子？

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‎這樣不好喔，比利

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‎我這樣子不能約薇兒出來

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‎不是比利，是佐寶，他是混亂多

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‎佐寶

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‎佐寶是可愛的小寶寶，還不會說話呢

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‎這需要有些智慧的人，好比你，比利

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‎才能精心計畫出
‎把大便放進芥末瓶的惡作劇

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‎我恐怕沒有選擇，得要給你終極懲罰

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‎比利不該被綁橡皮筋羞辱，嘿

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‎比利必須證明佐寶是混亂多

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‎先把馬桶拿開，免得薇兒…

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‎免得薇兒怎樣？

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‎薇兒，費可有事要問妳

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‎不對，我沒有！

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‎別害羞了，什麼事？

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‎妳願意做我漱蘭節的伴嗎？

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‎他搶先我在邀請卡上拉屎

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‎我當然願意做你漱蘭節的伴

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‎什麼？妳是有多不要臉啊？

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‎非常，我做了像這樣的浪漫美夢

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‎我也做了同樣的夢
‎妳的夢最後是我殺了你們兩個嗎？

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‎貝利胡言亂語，讓人覺得他發瘋

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‎肯定是精神崩潰，讓他腦袋破洞

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‎有其他人聽到有人說話嗎？

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‎我把他的鼻子畫成藍色
‎但小丑的鼻子是紅色的

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‎（問她們的事）

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‎所以是誰擦屁股，又是誰聞衛生紙？

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‎（不要提起聞衛生紙的事
‎跟她們說說你自己）

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‎有時候我喜歡剪下
‎雜誌照片上女人的眼睛

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‎你好有藝術氣息

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‎吻我

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‎喔，好吧

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‎他全都做錯了，但是有用

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‎你那邊怎麼樣？

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‎比平常好

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‎（不要把槍塞進嘴巴）

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‎比利需要證據證明佐寶是混亂多

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‎只有你知道祕密

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‎我有兩個問題

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‎你是什麼鬼？

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‎你他媽到底是什麼鬼？

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‎我是比利，嘿

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‎我需要黃色的骨感女
‎幫忙證明佐寶是混亂多

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‎我幹嘛要幫你這個
‎像是諾亞方舟的混蛋？

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‎這已經講過了？哏已經用光了？

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‎怪怪，這一季可漫長了

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‎比利明白

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‎你顯然太重要，不管比利，嘿

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‎等等，你認為我很重要？

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‎請坐，朋友，你還喜歡我什麼？

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‎胯下尖尖

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‎看吧？我就說胯下尖刺是好主意吧

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‎就算小便有可能破傷風，我也不在乎

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‎說到你的混亂多

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‎我是在一個沙漠區域
‎迫降的太空船裡發現他的

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‎我敢說那艘太空船握有你需要的證據

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‎你可以帶比利過去嗎？

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‎當然，但因為我們是死黨

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‎我要先帶你看看我的房間

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‎從來沒有死黨進過我的房間

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‎我們來玩法札星，我當藍佐，你當我

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‎“嘿，巴薩拉克
‎你的腿很細，大家都很恨你”

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‎“我是巴薩拉克

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‎我要佔領你的城市
‎讓你跪在我凶狠的眉毛之前”

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‎討厭，你模仿得真爛

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‎貝利，我需要幫忙

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‎-可以先給你看我的新發明嗎？
‎-不可以

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‎-可以
‎-這是一口答應機

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‎現在不會再有人拒絕跟我去約會了

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‎別管那個了
‎我在晚上八點前需要新的性事替身

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‎晚上八點？
‎我花了六個月才培育出上一個

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‎那我自己來

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‎-我可以用你的複製機嗎？
‎-不可以

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‎那我用這個再問你一次

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‎看吧，不是只有你能當科學家

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‎我多加了一些DNA粉
‎把旋鈕調到800…

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‎搞鬼啊？

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‎哈囉

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‎我想這次應該可以了

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‎霹靂啪啦碰，陰囊下垂
‎我是克拉伯探員

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‎那是什麼鬼啊？

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‎不知道
‎就連他說霹靂啪啦碰都不像是我

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‎這個很完美

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‎我是在裝什麼枝形吊燈啦？

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‎你和薇兒第一次約會怎麼樣？

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‎你覺得呢？

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‎現在就刺青會不會有點太快？

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‎我希望薇兒會喜歡
‎有很多東西又小又快

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‎我要等多久再打給她？

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‎-起碼要三…
‎-三秒？跟我想的一樣

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‎（費可）

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‎然後梅兒心生一計

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‎很糟糕的點子

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‎梅兒想出了天大的糟糕點子

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‎薇兒？是啦，她說她不想跟你說話

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‎薇兒覺得你們兩個太不一樣
‎這段感情一定不會有結果

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‎你真以為她會喜歡
‎只有一顆頭的男人嗎？

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‎好，我明白了

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‎薇兒不想再跟我交往
‎因為我只有一顆蠢頭

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‎你不會正好有多出來的頭吧，貝利？

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‎當然囉，費可

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‎我在這道牆後有一堆冷凍頭

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‎還是謝了

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‎抱歉，我因為病況
‎控制不了說話諷刺

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‎真有這個問題

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‎說來說去，你爸處決了很多人
‎我可以留下他們的頭

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‎做這一行的好處

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‎我可以挑一顆解凍
‎一下子就能給你第二顆頭

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‎太好了！

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‎只是得要確保不能比我帥或聰明

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‎（頭骨粉碎客宅）

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‎有注意到我哪裡不一樣嗎？

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‎黃瓜！

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‎那是佐寶的太空船

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‎天啊，這一趟好累人

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‎把我放在樹蔭底下
‎沙漠看起來真熱

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‎飛船航行日誌，好喔
‎來看看這個小烏龜蛋是哪來的

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‎上頭說太空船
‎是從薩諾S-9000啟程，看影片

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‎混亂！

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‎天啊

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‎比利害怕

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‎你有看到他把那顆行星怎麼了嗎？
‎這是我看過最恐怖的事

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‎好慘喔

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‎但唯一更慘的八成會是只有聽到
‎而沒有看到

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‎還說什麼插進嘴裡卻不吸

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‎讚喔，一次灌完

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‎費可，你那新的頭是玩咖，不像你

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‎-我沒心情
‎-開心點

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‎我會讓你穿我的大麻太空衣

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‎幹嘛？我一直在追求創意的吸毒方式

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‎毒品也不會讓我好過

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‎毒品就是要讓人好過的啊

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‎我不知道薇兒的事要怎麼辦
‎我們第二次約會很糟

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‎黃瓜…

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‎我是櫛瓜，你這種族歧視的烏龜蛋

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‎天啊，和費可的約會還真怪

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‎他哪來的蠢點子，弄了第二顆頭？

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‎沒概念，但我確定妳要跟他分手吧？

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‎不知道，第一次約會明明很好玩啊

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‎但我現在很後悔
‎約了他去我朋友的漱蘭節婚禮

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‎-希望他不會頂著兩顆頭出席
‎-一定不會的啦

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‎抱歉，費可，我錯了
‎我以為她會喜歡你有兩顆頭

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‎但她好像盼望你有更多頭

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00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,543
‎妳的男伴呢？

190
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,709
‎肯定隨時會到了

191
00:11:58,126 --> 00:12:01,293
‎希望妳不介意，我帶了幾個朋友來

192
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:02,668
‎大家問聲好吧

193
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:05,959
‎黃瓜！

194
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:13,126
‎前面的倒下！
‎薇兒，這場婚禮真好玩

195
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:15,959
‎聽著，費可，我們出問題了

196
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,668
‎妳怕吸血鬼

197
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,418
‎和我一樣

198
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,709
‎不是，你是大頭球，我要分手

199
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,793
‎這不是你，而是你、你…還有你

200
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:25,918
‎去妳的

201
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:29,209
‎少裝成這不是因為妳無法給承諾

202
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:32,043
‎還有，黃瓜！

203
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,293
‎幾小時後就是貶損人格的馬拉松性愛

204
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:42,334
‎藍佐趕緊找演員試鏡
‎充當他的性事替身

205
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:45,709
‎火箭洛可斯基到場
‎試鏡藍佐的性事替身

206
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:46,709
‎我是影歌舞三棲

207
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,168
‎我會唱歌跳舞

208
00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:51,293
‎如果拿不到這個角色
‎我爸揚言要殺了我的狗

209
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,626
‎火箭，我們得要研究一下化妝
‎但你拿到角色了

210
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,209
‎然後他吸食海洛因過量而死

211
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,793
‎這是什麼？機器人扮演不了我

212
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,459
‎先說我是半機器人

213
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:05,376
‎再說，不是我來試鏡，是他

214
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:08,751
‎我的女王芙萊咪
‎我是藍佐，我完全任妳差遣

215
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,209
‎-下一位
‎-火箭洛可斯基到場

216
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:12,834
‎我回來了，我也戒毒了

217
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,459
‎我又已經毒癮復發了，再見

218
00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:22,543
‎我真的很喜歡費可

219
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:28,459
‎他幹嘛要把自己變成大頭球
‎毀掉了這一切？

220
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:32,251
‎妳的臉怎麼了？

221
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,793
‎-什麼意思？
‎-妳在笑

222
00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:38,376
‎我和我高中男友分手後
‎就沒看妳笑過

223
00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:42,876
‎他也是莫名其妙變成大頭球

224
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:49,084
‎現在想想，我的大學男友
‎也把自己變成了大頭球

225
00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,834
‎妳！是妳在搞鬼！

226
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:56,376
‎妳幹嘛要毀掉我的愛情生活？

227
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:58,959
‎因為那些男人配不上妳

228
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:02,251
‎他們是討厭鬼，但我不是要傷害妳

229
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,709
‎聽妳在鬼扯

230
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:07,959
‎妳只是嫉妒我不只有愛妳

231
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,251
‎才不是那樣

232
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,751
‎我猜既然我和薇兒已經結束了

233
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:24,418
‎我明天一早就把你們移除，拿回去冰

234
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,793
‎要是我們不想被拿回去冰呢？

235
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:29,793
‎要是我們想把你拿去冰呢？

236
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:32,918
‎這聽來像是罪犯會講的話

237
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,459
‎慢著！

238
00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:40,501
‎對，懂了嗎？

239
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,376
‎你們全都是罪犯

240
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:45,001
‎不然你爸幹嘛處決我們？

241
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,043
‎現在要來把你解決掉

242
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,751
‎等等，你們都說要報復沙皇

243
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,459
‎我們需要王子活著才能接近藍佐

244
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,668
‎梅兒對於惡整親姊妹很過意不去

245
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:04,043
‎所以要去跟那個惹毛她的驢蛋
‎好好…解決

246
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,876
‎可惡，本來念得超順！

247
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:09,834
‎好吧，我們暫且留這阿呆一命
‎等我們成功復仇

248
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,334
‎然後再把王子殺了

249
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,376
‎計畫有變

250
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:17,251
‎等等，如果我們要瘋狂犯案
‎那我想要搶銀行

251
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,209
‎我要燒毀大樓

252
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,209
‎對，我要在公園獻寶給修女看

253
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:26,918
‎好，我們可以先搶銀行
‎燒毀大樓、獻寶給修女看

254
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,959
‎然後殺了藍佐，再幹掉王子

255
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:32,043
‎你們這些頭還想幹嘛嗎？

256
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:38,084
‎我建議我們抓一個迷人的黃花大閨女
‎把她綁在鐵軌上

257
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:41,793
‎你他媽是被冷凍多久了啊？

258
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:48,709
‎你相信那個混亂多怪物
‎把薩諾S-9000星球怎麼了嗎？

259
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:54,084
‎我們必須做些什麼
‎免得佐寶也對這個星球這樣

260
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:55,626
‎我知道了

261
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:59,084
‎我們把他騙進我的殺人立方

262
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:03,668
‎殺人立方？可是比利不想傷害佐寶

263
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,751
‎我是說殺人立方嗎？

264
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,793
‎我是說放鬆立方啦

265
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,584
‎這樣會把他困住
‎讓他永遠過著放鬆的生活

266
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:14,126
‎聽起來很棒，大傢伙

267
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:16,876
‎我們需要把佐寶引出能量罩

268
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,584
‎才好把他抓進放鬆立方

269
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,084
‎我來處理

270
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:24,876
‎我加入了即興劇團，叫做自然禪

271
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,293
‎你是佐寶嗎？

272
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:28,918
‎是

273
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,168
‎對，我是…

274
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,043
‎沙子、天花板

275
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:35,251
‎巴薩拉克…可惡！

276
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:39,126
‎我看到你鄙夷的表情
‎那你倒是來試試看啊

277
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:42,543
‎嘿，老哥
‎我是哈吉兄弟事故拖吊的克提

278
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,334
‎我們拖吊留置了你的太空車

279
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,918
‎最好離開能量罩城取車

280
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,126
‎免得保管費累積到天價

281
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,126
‎那樣可就不好了，相信我，老哥

282
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,584
‎好，回頭見

283
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:57,918
‎哇塞，如果還有比你不會模仿的人
‎那就會是…

284
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:04,334
‎去你的，比利！

285
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:10,168
‎（哈吉兄弟事故拖吊）

286
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:14,251
‎我逮到你了，小混蛋

287
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,376
‎比利？你設計我？

288
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:20,501
‎比利沒有選擇，佐寶有危險性

289
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:21,459
‎說得太對了

290
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,543
‎所以我把你放進…

291
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,168
‎殺人立方

292
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:31,626
‎殺人立方？你保證不會傷害佐寶

293
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:35,543
‎我猜我只是帥氣的小騙子

294
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,709
‎倒數到零的時候

295
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,834
‎電鑽、電鋸和刀劍以及超過一百樣

296
00:17:41,918 --> 00:17:45,709
‎危險和尖銳的物品，將把他碎屍萬段

297
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,959
‎你看，網站上就有寫

298
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:49,626
‎（殺人立方）

299
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,001
‎你跟比利說這是放鬆立方

300
00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:55,584
‎如果我有放鬆立方，我早進去享受了

301
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,543
‎聽起來很神奇

302
00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,709
‎比利不能讓佐寶死

303
00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:05,501
‎你們真是瘋了

304
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,626
‎我得要去哈吉兄弟拖吊

305
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,959
‎比利，我最好的朋友，抓住我的手

306
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:15,918
‎比利不要死在殺太大立方

307
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,709
‎殺太大立方？

308
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:22,876
‎你認為163個
‎危險的尖銳物是殺太大？

309
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:26,209
‎那我猜你可以死了
‎你這個活像諾亞方舟…

310
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,501
‎我知道這個哏用過了啦

311
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,501
‎（能量罩城銀行）

312
00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:30,709
‎有何需要效勞？

313
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:34,543
‎黃瓜！

314
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,959
‎你們想要存款嗎？

315
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:38,959
‎（能量罩城帽子店）

316
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,543
‎抱歉，我會想辦法還錢

317
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:44,501
‎嘿，女士

318
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:46,793
‎天啊

319
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,501
‎慢著，這是什麼狀況？

320
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:54,251
‎討厭，可惜沒人保留我們的老二

321
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,668
‎我有保留

322
00:18:59,543 --> 00:19:01,834
‎對，瘋狂犯案很好玩

323
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,043
‎現在要來幹掉沙皇了

324
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,626
‎掃描眼睛吧，王子

325
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,251
‎我又不笨，我會一直閉眼

326
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:11,334
‎你看，有你喜歡的東西

327
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,251
‎在哪裡？

328
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:13,834
‎討厭

329
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:20,543
‎因為不夠格的演員
‎兼他的性事替身過世

330
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:25,876
‎藍佐的屁股即將感受到橡皮拳頭伺候

331
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,209
‎這要捅進誰的屁股，芙萊咪？
‎我的還是妳的？

332
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:32,209
‎報仇的時刻到，沙皇

333
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,709
‎把槍遞給我

334
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,543
‎你們這顆大頭球好大的膽子
‎打擾我和我太太的漱蘭節激情夜？

335
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:41,876
‎開槍，快開槍

336
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:51,668
‎滾過來把我撞出窗子

337
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,459
‎不好了，他們把我推出窗戶

338
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:01,293
‎好吧，現在來處理王子

339
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:07,709
‎你們骯髒的頭離他遠一點！

340
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:13,001
‎我要給你們一個機會，用盡全力討饒

341
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,459
‎天啊，我真愛這個部分

342
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:39,168
‎費可，真高興你沒事

343
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,834
‎也謝謝妳救了他，梅兒

344
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:43,418
‎妳是說留他到最後再殺吧？

345
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,834
‎我正準備用槌子打爛他的頭

346
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,959
‎幹嘛？不喜歡道具喜劇啊？

347
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,168
‎怎麼了，小寶？
‎不好了，費可有麻煩

348
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:57,251
‎是比利有麻煩，你這個蠢烏龜蛋

349
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:00,334
‎我猜得很接近…等等，你會說話？

350
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:01,959
‎黃瓜

351
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,834
‎我是櫛瓜，歧視種族的烏龜蛋！

352
00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:06,168
‎爽啦！

353
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:14,376
‎怎麼那麼久

354
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:17,084
‎我幹嘛把倒數計時設成一萬？

355
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:18,584
‎等等，那是什麼？

356
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,626
‎那是大頭球嗎？我最好快點閃

357
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,918
‎佐寶回來救比利了，嘿

358
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,209
‎我們快把你救出去

359
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,043
‎首先我需要真相

360
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:35,251
‎還是先把比利放出去？

361
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:38,751
‎比利說得沒錯，我靠混亂為生

362
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,293
‎我通常控制得住

363
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:43,793
‎但我在上一個行星，情況失控

364
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:45,668
‎當時舉辦了轉盤大會

365
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,001
‎同時還有盤子爆炸大會

366
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,751
‎純粹的混亂

367
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,709
‎我不小心吸得太起勁
‎結果昏死了過去

368
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,459
‎等我醒來，整個行星全沒了

369
00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:59,376
‎真的是混亂大災難

370
00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:03,501
‎我知道要是這個祕密走漏
‎你們絕不會要我在法札星

371
00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:07,793
‎我還是回到太空船上
‎找個新的星球躲藏算了

372
00:22:09,084 --> 00:22:12,668
‎對了，比利還在這兒

373
00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:15,376
‎等等，我不在乎你做過什麼事

374
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,709
‎你是我的寵物，你也是隊上的一分子

375
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,501
‎來點混亂感覺是無傷大雅

376
00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:24,584
‎就像今天早上你害我吃到屎
‎小事一樁

377
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:27,834
‎但要保證你不會在法札星
‎造成混亂大災難

378
00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:29,376
‎我一言九鼎

379
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,459
‎嘿，各位，抱歉打斷

380
00:22:31,543 --> 00:22:33,751
‎但比利想要說再見

381
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:36,959
‎因為三秒後他就要死了

382
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,834
‎煙霧怎麼聞起來像比利的臭鼬尾巴

383
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:49,668
‎讓比利覺得：“隨便啦”

384
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:51,834
‎我猜這是放鬆立方

385
00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:54,709
‎但如果廠商寄了放鬆立方給我

386
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,209
‎是誰拿到了殺人立方？

387
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,376
‎要死了，這才不是放鬆立方!

388
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:04,501
‎你吸毒的問題已經失控了
‎我20分鐘後要試鏡

389
00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:07,793
‎很值得

390
00:23:07,876 --> 00:23:09,959
‎起碼漱蘭節結束了

391
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:12,459
‎我知道你錯過了有多傷心

392
00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:15,251
‎所以我頒佈了皇家法令

393
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:19,084
‎正式把漱蘭節移到了今天！

394
00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:25,793
‎沙皇即將承受悲慘遭遇

395
00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:29,459
‎好比寶貝袋會變成酥脆的熱鬆餅

396
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:33,334
‎那是墮落痛苦的馬拉松性愛

397
00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:37,668
‎換句話說，就是完美的漱蘭節

398
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:43,751
‎看吧？比利模仿得很像吧？

399
00:23:44,418 --> 00:23:45,668
‎應該不是吧

400
00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,251
‎你沒有自然禪的慧根

401
00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:51,126
‎誰會在即興試鏡讀書啊？

402
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:53,543
‎其實呢，巴薩拉克
‎比利入選，你出局了

403
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:56,834
‎開什麼玩笑啊？你們這群…

404
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,334
‎去你的，比利！

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