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They almost saw us.

2
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I told you crossing the border
into Dome City is too dangerous.

3
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We don't have a choice.
We can't go on living in the alien slums.

4
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In the Dome, they have the basics
we need to survive.

5
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Cable TV, Rotary Clubs,
jumbo shrimp, topless maids--

6
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And medicine to cure my space lupus?

7
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Sure, if there's time, son.

8
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If there's time.

9
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[man] Stop right there!

10
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You filthy aliens
aren't setting foot in the human city

11
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unless you get past Laser, Blaze, Cyclone,
Havoc, Nitro, Mayhem, Ice, and Malibu!

12
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Welcome to Extreme Border Patrol!

13
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Our first event
is called Immigrant Assault.

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Here to destroy your tired,
your poor, your huddled masses,

15
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is Gemini!

16
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And they're off!

17
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Will this family make it
or die in poverty?

18
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Extreme Border Patrol
is brought to you by Lean Pockets.

19
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Lean Pockets. Fuck you!
What are you gonna do about it?

20
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Be careful!

21
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They're just tennis balls.

22
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[laughs]

23
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What a show! Man, I love PBS.

24
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Geez, Dad. Don't you ever have regrets
about your border policies?

25
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I do. Getting in bed
with those animals over at Lean Pockets.

26
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But how else can I prevent
illegal border crossings?

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Enact alien immigration!

28
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I know there are good aliens out there
that could really add to our society.

29
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I will never let aliens live in my city!

30
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Everybody knows I can't stand the sight
of those damn dirty, disgusting,

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nasty, slime-covered,
fourteen-floppy-titty-having,

32
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filthy, little aliens.

33
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Ooh, yeah!

34
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[adventurous music playing]

35
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♪ Farzar ♪

36
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Okay, Zobo, you promised Fichael
to cut back on the chaos.

37
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This seems about right.

38
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-[Renzo grunts]
-Hmm.

39
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-[Renzo grunting]
-Hmm.

40
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Hmm.

41
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[grunts]

42
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Wow, she really knows
how to flick a flerngler, huh?

43
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That was a tongue twister.

44
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Not what I said, the sexual act.

45
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Yeah, flick that flerngler.
Wait, who said that?

46
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What the hell is an alien
doing in my boner bunker?

47
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[screams]

48
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Don't kill me! Don't kill me!

49
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Give me one good reason.

50
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Uh, judging by your still-full stiffy,

51
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it looks like
you like Tammy Tentacles, huh?

52
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I can introduce you to her!

53
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[purrs]

54
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You can?

55
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She's my favorite alien porn star!

56
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Yeah! I'll take you
to her place in the alien slums.

57
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-She'll probably let you kiss her cleebor.
-Is that a good thing?

58
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If you're into cleebors.

59
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I'm more of a… [hacks]
…man, myself.

60
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Either way, just remember
not to swallow the squart.

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-The what?
-The squart.

62
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You'll be fine. Come on.

63
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Yes! I can't wait to see her big, juicy…
[hacks]

64
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Uh, you're mispronouncing it.

65
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Motherfucker, I'm having
an asthma attack. Get my inhaler!

66
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[gagging]

67
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Hello, Miss Tentacles, I'm a big fan.

68
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[screams]

69
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[dance music playing]

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[Renzo] No! No, no, no!

71
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[chuckles]

72
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You have a good time?

73
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Yeah! I mean, she didn't let me
put it in her parlyflop,

74
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but she did let me
stick it between her… [squeals]

75
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I can't thank you--

76
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-Congratulations, you're pregnant.
-Pregnant? What the fuck?

77
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I warned you not to swallow the squart.

78
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There were
a lot of goddamn liquids coming at me.

79
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How could I know which one was squart?

80
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I taught you the nursery rhyme.

81
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If it's tart, spit that squart.

82
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If it's frothy, that's also squart!

83
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People can't find out
I got knocked up by a filthy alien.

84
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I've got to get an abortion ASAP.

85
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Why the hell
did I shut down Planet Parenthood?

86
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Curse my irrational need to control women!

87
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I bet Barry can do an abortion.
Look at Billy.

88
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Hey.

89
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But he's in the Dome and I can't
just go through the front gates

90
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as pregnant as a pause
in a Harold Pinter play.

91
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Read a book, motherfucker.

92
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If this gets back to Flammy,
she'll kill me. This is all your fault!

93
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Wait! I can help you
sneak back into the city!

94
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Okay. Uh, sorry I tried to kill you.

95
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[coughs]

96
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-It's okay. Mood swings are expected.
-Because I'm pregnant?

97
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No, because you're an asshole.
Zobo got jokes!

98
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[horn blares]

99
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I gotta get my son to cover for me

100
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so I can abort his likely
less fucked-up-looking baby brother.

101
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But I'll need an excuse
clever enough to convince him.

102
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I got it, Dad.

103
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You need time off to fight a Frankenstein.

104
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It would be my honor to fill in for you.

105
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Don't worry, I'm not
gonna get carried away.

106
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[plays fanfare]

107
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Presenting the wearer of footie pajamas,

108
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the humper of body pillows,

109
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the 30-year-old drinker
of his mama's breast milk.

110
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I can't believe he wrote this himself.

111
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Czar Fichael!

112
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Hello loyal, loving subjects!

113
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[laughs]
Kill yourself and fuck your mother!

114
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You too, Barry!

115
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Isn't this great? As acting czar,
I have the power to do anything I want.

116
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Ooh! What have you done so far?

117
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I had pizza for breakfast!
But not just any pizza.

118
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I found it in a trash can.

119
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Unlimited power!

120
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Uh, Fichael, is this really
how you want to spend your time as czar?

121
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Eating trash pizza?

122
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No, I also plan
to take a bubble bath in grape Kool-Aid.

123
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You always talk about alien immigration.

124
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Now you're czar,
you finally have a chance to do it!

125
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That's a great idea!

126
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But the czar is kind of busy right now.

127
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Power! [chuckles]

128
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Unlimited power!

129
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Oh. Goddamn, I didn't even
put the packet in yet.

130
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[ominous music plays]

131
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Who's got ideas
on how to take down the city?

132
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Because fuck your ideas,
I've got a better one.

133
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I'm gonna kill Renzo!
I just haven't worked out how yet.

134
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I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me.

135
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Ah!

136
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What kind of Daffy Duck bullshit is this?

137
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I hate this lair!

138
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This place is a shithole

139
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and the rent's so damn high
we had to get a roommate.

140
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Why are you always cooking, Agnes?

141
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It smells like cat piss!

142
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Speaking of piss, I'm still mad that I had
to put down a pet deposit for Gorpzorp.

143
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I am not a pet.

144
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I am a scientist, damn it!

145
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He's yapping again. Put him in his crate.

146
00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,668
How dare you
put me in this accursed prison?

147
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At least give me
my squeaky steak toy, you bastards!

148
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This place sucks. I can't even order
a decent salad around here.

149
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They put jicama in everything.

150
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Who likes that shit?
It just tastes like crunchy water!

151
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[whispers indistinctly]

152
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Master, our spies tell us

153
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that Prince Fichael
is planning to enact alien immigration.

154
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Hey, do not interrupt me when
I'm workshopping my tight five on jicama!

155
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Perhaps if you posed as an immigrant,
you could infiltrate the human city

156
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and execute your plan to kill Renzo.

157
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Or we could keep talking about jicama.

158
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Well, someone's bitchy

159
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because their dad died
and I didn't give them the day off.

160
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You know you're lucky your ideas
are better than your dad's heart!

161
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He died of space lupus, Master.

162
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I was just doing a bit.
Holy shit! Your dad actually died?

163
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-[grunting]
-[toy squeaking]

164
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I have you now, steak!

165
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One day, I will find
the source of your magic squeaking

166
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and rip it from your rubber loins!

167
00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:06,918
Are you sure you know where you're going?
All this stress is bad for the baby.

168
00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:08,918
The baby we're trying to abort?

169
00:08:09,001 --> 00:08:10,501
I still want the best for him!

170
00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:13,418
I'm gonna make some calls
and get him into a private dumpster.

171
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If not, he'll never
get into a good landfill.

172
00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:19,834
Oh, no. You've led us to…

173
00:08:19,918 --> 00:08:22,376
[announcer] Extreme Border Patrol!

174
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-These guys will recognize me!
-Don't worry, I've got this.

175
00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:29,918
Folks, we've got a new contestant tonight,
and he's one weird-looking alien.

176
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Welcome, Renzbo!

177
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No, no, no, go left, go right! Duck!

178
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Do the tootsie roll!
Pop and lock! Hammer time!

179
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Super Bowl shuffle!

180
00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:44,751
Listen, we've got to make it
to the other side before Laser gets us.

181
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What are you waiting for? Let's go!

182
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My arms are too tired to move. These are
glamour muscles, they're not functional!

183
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I can help, but things
have to get a little chaotic first.

184
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,043
You're lucky I stole this truth-blaster
from Barry's lab.

185
00:09:05,126 --> 00:09:07,209
[announcer]
Renzbo looks like he's in trouble.

186
00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:10,584
No alien has ever made it
past our superhuman gladiators,

187
00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:12,959
who spend countless hours training,

188
00:09:13,501 --> 00:09:15,793
mainly to compensate
for their tiny, baby cocks.

189
00:09:15,876 --> 00:09:18,251
Everybody knows
these oiled-up protein queefs

190
00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:22,334
are only here because they're too stupid
to be pro-wrestlers.

191
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:28,918
[screams]

192
00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:30,918
[grunts]

193
00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:31,834
Ah!

194
00:09:32,626 --> 00:09:34,626
[grunting]

195
00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:41,834
[screams]

196
00:09:42,543 --> 00:09:47,459
-Stop!
-Chaos! Chaos!

197
00:09:49,418 --> 00:09:51,334
Wait, we have a winner!

198
00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:53,168
Well, normally we would,

199
00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:57,501
but just last week,
the czar added a new super gladiator.

200
00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:01,709
Goddamn it! Curse my love
of giant, oiled-up, protein queefs.

201
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,126
This is bad.

202
00:10:03,209 --> 00:10:05,043
It's worse than you think.

203
00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:10,584
♪ Squiggles ain't nothin' to fuck with! ♪

204
00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:15,084
Ha! That little guy?
Looks like he sleeps in a shoebox.

205
00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:17,168
You just damned us to hell.

206
00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:20,918
Lucky for you, I know his weakness.

207
00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:23,376
Good thing I registered for this.

208
00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,543
[muttering]

209
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,001
This'll calm his little ass down.

210
00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:31,043
[lullaby plays]

211
00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:33,043
[fanfare plays]

212
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,209
Presenting Czar Fichael!

213
00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:41,709
And if he makes me do this one more time,
I'ma shove this horn up his fucking ass!

214
00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:45,043
Billy hate gig economy.

215
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:50,168
Fichael, ooh, I am so excited
that you're enacting alien immigration.

216
00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:54,418
Now, I think that I have found
the aliens' best and brightest.

217
00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,168
Meet Antillion.

218
00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:57,251
I can vouch for him.

219
00:10:57,334 --> 00:11:00,168
Killed his whole family
and he wasn't a little bitch about it.

220
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:02,376
I have an IQ of 360.

221
00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:06,543
Also, I can heal humans physically
and emotionally just by touch.

222
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,376
I must warn you, you'll likely orgasm.

223
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:13,459
Val won't be orgasming
while I'm around, thank you.

224
00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:15,543
I do have some other options.

225
00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:21,084
Mm, how about those aliens?
They look smart.

226
00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,334
The one's arguing with the sun?

227
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,668
You'd better hide behind that cloud,
you big, orange son of a bitch!

228
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,918
And stop sending them scary ground ghosts
to chase me around!

229
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:34,126
I'll show him for you, Flobby. I'm gonna
beat him at this staring contest.

230
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:41,209
Oh, come on, you can't be serious?
The Intellectoids are idiots!

231
00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:44,751
So you're saying
you're not attracted to them?

232
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,043
Oh God, no!

233
00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,834
Come on in, guys. Welcome to the city!

234
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,376
♪ Pa poo pa poo pa pee ♪

235
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,001
♪ Pee pa poo ♪

236
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:54,459
Wow.

237
00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:55,918
Who is that alien?

238
00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:57,793
Who, me, cool cat?

239
00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,251
Well, I'm Daddy O'Baggins.

240
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,418
♪ Pa poo pa poo pa pee ♪

241
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:03,959
♪ Pee pa poo ♪

242
00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:08,876
I have a birthmark on my ass
in the shape of a treasure map.

243
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,918
♪ Boo da da pa squaw ♪

244
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So I looked at my ass in a mirror
and followed it.

245
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,084
♪ Bee da ba bee bop ba doo dow ♪

246
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:19,084
It led me to you.

247
00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:23,376
That's the best story I've ever heard!
You should come live in our city!

248
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:26,959
Is it Daddy O'Baggins? Or Daddio Baggins?

249
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,168
[laughs]

250
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:29,084
Yes.

251
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♪ Ba dee doo ♪

252
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,876
♪ Ska doo ba dot squee dap scoo ♪

253
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:39,001
Introducing Czar Fichael,

254
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:41,501
and the horn up his ass
because he thought I was playing.

255
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,876
[horn tooting]

256
00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:45,543
Ah!

257
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,626
Ah. Thanks, Scootie.

258
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,251
We're gonna start off
with an informative video

259
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,793
about adjusting
to your new life in Dome City.

260
00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:57,834
Hi, Mr. Stumpy.

261
00:12:58,418 --> 00:12:59,543
Hi, Fichael!

262
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:00,876
Whoops, wrong video!

263
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,168
Why'd you turn it off?
It was just getting good!

264
00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,251
I want to see it.

265
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:06,251
Don't worry, I beat the hell out that sun.

266
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:09,293
That wasn't the sun. That was your son.

267
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,251
Still made me feel like a big man.

268
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,626
So, uh, is Renzo gonna be
making an appearance at this meeting?

269
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,418
I'm definitely excited to meet him
and not kill him or anything.

270
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:19,251
Sh! The video's starting!

271
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:24,001
Thanks, Fichael. And to answer
your question, boo-bees. [chuckles]

272
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:28,876
Oh yeah. Hey, Fichael.
What type of bees make milk?

273
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,084
Moving on.

274
00:13:30,168 --> 00:13:34,709
To be citizens here, you'll need to learn
a few facts about humans.

275
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,959
They only have one butthole,

276
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,543
and touching nipples
is not an appropriate greeting.

277
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:43,626
And those are just a few things
I learned this morning.

278
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:47,501
Before long, you'll be making
human friends like these.

279
00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:50,459
Hi, I'm Val. Welcome to the city!

280
00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:51,626
And I'm Mal.

281
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:55,084
I'm the person who's gonna murder you all
when this moron's dad comes back.

282
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,668
Now, we need
to get you guys job assignments

283
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,626
so you can be productive citizens.

284
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:03,126
Daddy O'Baggins,
what was your job outside the Dome?

285
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:07,543
Freelance jazz karate lothario
slash cabana boy.

286
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:11,084
You sound tough.
You can work here at the S.H.A.T. Squad.

287
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,793
You can trust me, or my name isn't--

288
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:16,876
Bazarack. That definitely Bazarack.

289
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,251
Flobby and Belzert,
what were your old jobs?

290
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,668
We were firemen.

291
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:26,293
Oh, that's great! We always need
more firemen in the city.

292
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,001
What the hell are you guys doing?

293
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,376
What? We told you we were firemen.

294
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,293
You're supposed to put out fires,
not start 'em!

295
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,376
What do we look like? Water men?

296
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:42,543
So far, so good, Clitaris.

297
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:45,918
I've infiltrated the S.H.A.T. Squad,
and I'm earning their trust.

298
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,709
They've already given me
an important assignment.

299
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:53,334
Yeah, I need a half-caf macchiato for Val,
12 shots of espresso for Mal,

300
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,209
and a cup of human hair for Barry.

301
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,418
As for me,
well, this is on the company card,

302
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,543
so give me whatever is the most expensive!

303
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:03,751
Sure. One $12 pumpkin spice latte.

304
00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:11,126
Soon, I'll track down Renzo
and bring this horrible city to its knees.

305
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:16,501
[dance music plays]

306
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,126
[Bazarack blubbering]

307
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:24,418
Oh yeah! Eat that pumpkin ass!

308
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,751
I love this city,
and I love pumpkin spice lattes!

309
00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,418
I went to the mall.
Have you guys ever heard of kiosks?

310
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:33,834
It's a fucking store in a wagon.

311
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,709
For four grand,
you can buy the whole thing.

312
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:38,168
I put this on the expense card.
Felt like a work thing.

313
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,209
Anyway, who wants a bedazzled phone case?

314
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:43,459
How about a light-up, LED,
slingshot-style, flying helicopter toy?

315
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,501
[laughs]

316
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,168
-I love it!
-You like toys too?

317
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:51,001
Toys? That helicopter's my cousin, man.
Zootie, watch out for that ceiling fan!

318
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,834
Oh, shit! If Aunt RC Car asks,
I wasn't here!

319
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,168
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
We're trying to do some work here.

320
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,043
Renzo says this is
the biggest threat to our city.

321
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,043
Who is?

322
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,501
How nobody see this?

323
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,668
Personally, I think
Bazarack's just an impotent clown.

324
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:12,751
That tracks. Impotent clowns
are the most dangerous clowns.

325
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,668
Dangerous? Ha! Dude's a joke!

326
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:16,918
If he's such a joke,

327
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,626
then why has he got weapons
hidden here, here, here, and here?

328
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:24,584
And why does he have
a big, tough number two named Clitaris

329
00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:28,001
that lives with his bitch wife right here?
Hmm?

330
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:30,001
[phone beeping]

331
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,709
Sorry I'm on the phone, honey.

332
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:36,084
I'm trying to reach Bazarack to get
an update on his mission inside the city.

333
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,418
I totally understand.

334
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:41,043
I just wish Bazarack would treat you
with the respect you deserve.

335
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,418
He can be a bit quirky.

336
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,001
But, you know, at the end of the day,
when push comes to shove,

337
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,501
he's got my back.

338
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,168
Oh, fuck!

339
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,543
This is a fun job.
What did I just blow up?

340
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,834
Okay, your last job was a disaster,

341
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:58,084
but I don't think
you can screw this one up.

342
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:02,209
All you have to do is shoot this tiny food
with this growth ray.

343
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:05,293
That's how we have enough food here
for the whole Dome City!

344
00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:07,209
We won't let you down, Fichael.

345
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,209
I wonder if this ray
makes everything bigger?

346
00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:15,834
[suspenseful music plays]

347
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:17,959
I need an abortion!

348
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:21,918
Whoa. Whoa. Slow down.
An abortion is a very delicate procedure.

349
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,043
Uh, do you want to go with original
or extra crispy?

350
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,751
I don't care, just kill it!

351
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,251
Oh, shit, it's armed!

352
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,543
-Ah!
-[Barry] Oh!

353
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,084
This is coming out of your tip!

354
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:36,876
Actually, I think
it's coming out of yours.

355
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:41,251
Ah! I knew it was risky to pop back up,
but it was worth it for that zinger.

356
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:44,334
[horn blaring]

357
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,584
[scoffs] Fichael, will you finally admit

358
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,584
that maybe you picked
the wrong aliens for this?

359
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:55,668
No. This is my one chance
to prove alien immigration works.

360
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:58,418
Besides, I think the Intellectoids
are fitting right in.

361
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:02,126
So much so
that I invited them to stay with me.

362
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:03,418
Sweet screams.

363
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,376
Sweet what?

364
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,459
[screaming]

365
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:09,126
What are you guys doing?

366
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:11,543
Hey, why the hell did you wake us up?

367
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:15,001
-You guys were both screaming.
-That's how our species rest.

368
00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:17,626
[screaming]

369
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,126
How'd you scream last night?

370
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,084
I screamed like a baby. How about you?

371
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:25,709
I didn't scream so good.

372
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:29,459
You might have scream apnea. My daddy
had that and he died in his scream.

373
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,626
May he holler in peace.

374
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:35,168
Morning, Fichael! You look like
you didn't scream a wink last night.

375
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:38,001
Hope you don't mind,
we helped ourselves to some breakfast.

376
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,376
That's not food. It's our money!

377
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:42,834
Then why do you keep money
in your refrigerator?

378
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:46,834
Well, I hope that million bucks
tasted like a million bucks.

379
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,126
What are you doing with my mom?

380
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,334
Breaking her up and selling her for parts.

381
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:54,418
You can't chop up old ladies
and sell 'em for parts.

382
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,501
How many elderly women
have you done this to?

383
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,459
I mean, not that many.

384
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,001
[crashes]

385
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,793
Fitz is the Kingpin?!

386
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,001
[phone rings]

387
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:07,209
[beeps]

388
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,459
I've been trying to reach you
again and again.

389
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:13,043
The humans have attacked us.
They dropped a bomb on my house.

390
00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:15,793
-What are you accusing me of?
-Nothing.

391
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,918
Oh, good. Because I tend to admit things.

392
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,751
Have you killed Renzo yet?

393
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,543
I'll have you know
that I'm out looking for Renzo right now,

394
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:25,793
and he's definitely not
on the Dizzy Ducks.

395
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:28,334
[carnival music plays]

396
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,959
Wait, you're at a carnival?

397
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,209
Yup, and I've checked every ride twice.

398
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:35,918
Maybe you should check the palace,
where he lives.

399
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:39,834
Don't question my methods!
Trust me, I'm focused on this mission.

400
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:43,834
Hey, babe! Let's go on the Ferris wheel.

401
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,209
Who is that?

402
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:50,043
That's my fiancée, Trish.
She's got a mouth like a trash compactor.

403
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:53,459
Is that a good thing?
Also, you got engaged?!

404
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:57,126
Mordecai, I told you no more cotton candy!

405
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,293
You're not my dad!

406
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:01,459
[Bazarack] Really? Then why's my face
in your mom's snatch every night?

407
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,293
Trish. Trish, that wasn't me.

408
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:07,418
That was the pumpkin spice latte talking!
Trish, come back, baby!

409
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,959
Uh, what's up, Intellectoids?
Thanks again for selling me these legs.

410
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,626
I love 'em. Though they bruise easy
and they came with shingles.

411
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:18,959
Well, say goodbye.

412
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:23,209
I have no choice but to deport these guys
before they cause any more trouble.

413
00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:26,293
Oh, uh, before you go, there was
something I was supposed to tell you.

414
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:29,709
Oh yeah! Your dad's in Barry's lab
and he's about to die.

415
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,709
What?

416
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:33,459
[men whistle]

417
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,668
Oh, hey, boys!

418
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,876
Who wants to ride the varicose train?
[chuckles]

419
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,293
[suspenseful music plays]

420
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,501
Dad, are you okay?

421
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:47,334
Fichael, what are those aliens
doing in my city? I'm gonna kick your--

422
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:50,293
Hey! I paid two grand for that!

423
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,584
Mm-mm.

424
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,918
If you want a refund,
I hope you don't mind blood money,

425
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:57,834
'cause I got Crohn's disease.

426
00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:02,543
Who wants a PSL? You guys
can split this one. The rest are for me.

427
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:04,334
You let another one in?

428
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:05,876
Hey, what's up, Renzo?

429
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:09,126
-Renzo!
-What's wrong with my daddy?

430
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:11,751
He swallowed the squart.
I told him not to.

431
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,251
Squart? Man, we love
to swallow the squart.

432
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,293
Smells like shit,
but it tastes even better.

433
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,459
Man, Tammy Tentacles
gets us pregnant all the time.

434
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:21,834
To kill that monster baby
growing inside you,

435
00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:26,251
you're gonna need a combination
of the most deadly chemicals known to man.

436
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:31,126
Annatto, Potassium Sorbate,
Diglycerides, Carageenan.

437
00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:32,626
And a pinch of nutmeg.

438
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,501
This is your destiny!

439
00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:37,543
We have to let him die.

440
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:41,293
With Renzo gone,
the whole city will crumble

441
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,876
and their luxuries will be destroyed!

442
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,293
All of the luxuries?

443
00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:49,043
Hey, play it cool, daddio!

444
00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:51,209
♪ Pa poo pa poo pa pee ♪

445
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:52,668
♪ Pee pa poo ♪

446
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:53,793
[chuckles]

447
00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:55,293
I'm going with this guy.

448
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,168
Give me my leg back!

449
00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:05,334
[grunting] Ow!

450
00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:09,459
I broke my damn hip! I can't believe
there was a downside to this.

451
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:14,793
For years, I've said
that aliens are disgusting and evil

452
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,876
and I wanted to wipe them
off the face of Farzar.

453
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,209
And I still do, except for these four,

454
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,168
who are now welcome in our city

455
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:25,376
because they saved
the thing I cherish most.

456
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:26,293
Me.

457
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:28,001
-Great work, Fichael.
-[crowd cheers]

458
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:32,959
You can sleep well tonight knowing
you did the right thing for the aliens.

459
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:35,043
[screaming]

460
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:40,001
Uh-oh. Uh, hey, Fichael,
could you pass me your sock?

461
00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,793
I just had a wet scream.

462
00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:44,459
PSL, please!

463
00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:48,084
Do you have a size
bigger than trenta, Cindy?

464
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,334
You know, something I can drown a baby in?

465
00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:51,626
[knocking on glass]

466
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:54,376
Oh, shit.

467
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:58,126
-What the hell are you guys doing here?
-You blocked my number.

468
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:03,209
Well, that's because I love it here
and I'm never coming out!

469
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:06,293
You can all kiss my hot, yellow ass!

470
00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:08,793
Bazarack, you have a mission.

471
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,918
Bazarack's dead, bitch!

472
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:13,084
I'm Daddy O'Baggins.

473
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,543
♪ Bee da da doo ba dop ♪

474
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,293
You don't belong in there!

475
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:18,751
You primitive hicks are just jealous,

476
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:23,668
because you're out there and I'm in here
drinking pumpkin spice lattes,

477
00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,168
doing escape rooms,

478
00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:28,126
and sucking fiancée snatch!

479
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:33,668
Okay, I think I finally found you guys
jobs that you can't screw up.

480
00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:37,876
Belzert, your job is to make sure
Flobby doesn't press that button.

481
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:42,209
Flobby, your job is to make sure
Belzert doesn't press that button.

482
00:23:42,293 --> 00:23:44,126
I'm giving you both guns.

483
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:50,001
So drag your weird-looking asses

484
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:53,459
back to those shitty,
piss-smelling caves you live in!

485
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,584
Are you mad? I don't care!

486
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,918
You can't do shit! I'm in the dome.

487
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,043
[laughs]

488
00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:01,543
Ah!

489
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:08,418
And scene. You guys didn't think
I was serious, did you?

490
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:13,626
No, I can't wait to get back to that
piss-smelling, shithole cave we live in.

491
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:16,668
Let's go! I hope one of you
let Gorpzorp out.

492
00:24:16,751 --> 00:24:19,418
Oh, dear. I seem to have soiled my crate!

493
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,084
I need two walks a day, you bastards!

494
00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,084
[adventurous music playing]