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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎差點被他們看到

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‎我就說從邊境混進能量罩城太危險

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‎我們沒有選擇
‎不能繼續在外星人貧民窟過活

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‎他們在能量罩裡頭
‎有我們存活所需的基本設施

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‎有線電視、扶輪社
‎巨無霸蝦、上空女服務生

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‎那有能治好我太空狼瘡的藥嗎？

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‎當然，有時間的話，兒子

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‎有時間的話

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‎給我站住！

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‎你們這些骯髒的外星人
‎休想進入人類城市

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‎除非先通過雷射、烈焰、颶風
‎浩劫、硝酸、騷亂、冰怪和馬里布！

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‎歡迎來到極限邊境巡邏！

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‎第一關叫做移民攻擊

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‎要來消滅你們這些
‎勞瘁窮苦又蜷縮的人們

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‎有請雙子星！

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‎他們出發了！

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‎這個家庭將能過關，或是死於貧窮？

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‎極限邊境巡邏由低卡食品贊助

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‎低卡食品，去你的，不然你咬我啊？

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‎小心！

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‎只是網球而已

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‎太精彩了，我愛公共電視

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‎天啊，爸，你沒後悔過邊境政策嗎？

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‎有啊，和低卡食品那些禽獸達成協議

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‎但不然要怎麼杜絕非法越境？

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‎頒佈外星人移民法案囉

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‎我知道有好的外星人
‎能夠增進我們的社會

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‎我絕不會讓外星人住進我的城市！

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‎大家都知道
‎我完全受不了看到這些髒兮兮又噁心

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‎渾身黏液又有14個下垂乳房的

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‎骯髒小外星人

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‎爽翻天！

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‎好的，佐寶
‎你答應過費可要減少搞出混亂

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‎這樣感覺差不多

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‎（藍佐的私人時光房間
‎勿入！）

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‎哇塞，她的嘴上功夫真是要得

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‎跟繞口令有得比

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‎不是我說的話，我是說性愛技

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‎對，嘴上功夫…等等，是誰說的？

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‎怎麼會有外星人跑進我的手淫碉堡？

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‎不要殺我…

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‎給我一個好理由

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‎看你那兒還是硬挺挺的

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‎估計你很喜歡譚咪觸手

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‎我可以介紹你認識她

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‎你可以嗎？

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‎她是我最愛的外星人A片女星

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‎帥啊，那我帶你
‎去她在外星人貧民窟的家

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‎-她八成會讓你親她的克里巴
‎-那是好事嗎？

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‎你喜歡克里巴的話就是

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‎我自己比較喜歡這樣…

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‎反正切記不要吞下胯液就對了

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‎-什麼？
‎-胯液

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‎你儘管放心的啦

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‎讚啦，我等不急要看到
‎她那大又甜美的…

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‎你的發音不對

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‎死芭樂，我是氣喘發作
‎快去拿吸入器

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‎（譚咪）

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‎哈囉，觸手小姐，我是妳的大粉絲

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‎不要…

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‎你還享受嗎？

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‎是啊，她不讓我放進她的漂瓣

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‎但有讓我插進她中間那兒

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‎真是感激不…

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‎-恭喜，你懷孕了
‎-懷孕？搞鬼啊？

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‎我警告過你不要吞掉胯液

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‎有一大推液體往我招呼
‎我哪知道哪個是胯液啊？

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‎我都教過你那首童謠了

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‎如果辛酸，吐掉胯液

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‎如果起泡，也是胯液

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‎不能讓人知道
‎我被骯髒的外星人搞大肚子

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‎我得要盡快墮胎

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‎我幹嘛關掉行星生育計畫聯盟啊？

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‎我那控制女性的非理性需要
‎真的很該死

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‎我敢說貝利會墮胎，看比利就知道

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‎嘿

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‎但他在能量罩城
‎我不能直接從大門進去

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‎因為在哈洛品特的劇作裡
‎懷孕是一種停頓

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‎多看書啊，死芭樂

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‎要是被芙萊咪知道
‎她一定會宰了我，這全都怪你！

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‎等等，我能幫你偷渡回城市

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‎好吧，抱歉我想殺了你

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‎-沒關係，情緒不穩是意料之中
‎-因為我懷孕了？

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‎不是，因為你是混蛋！
‎佐寶我也是會說笑的

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‎我得要找兒子掩護我

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‎好讓我墮掉
‎多半沒他這麼醜的寶寶弟弟

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‎但我需要一個高明到能說服他的藉口

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‎我懂，爸

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‎你需要休假去對抗科學怪人

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‎幫你代班是我的榮幸

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‎別擔心，我絕對不會得意忘形

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‎有請愛穿連身睡衣

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‎狂幹抱枕

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‎30年來都在喝母奶的…

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‎不敢相信這是他自己寫的

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‎…沙皇費可！

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‎忠實深情的子民，大家好

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‎你自殺吧，去幹你媽

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‎你也是，貝利！

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‎是不是很棒？
‎我代理沙皇，想要幹嘛都可以

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‎你到目前做了什麼？

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‎我早餐吃披薩，但不只是隨便的披薩

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‎我在垃圾桶裡找到的

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‎無限的權力！

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‎費可，你當沙皇真想這樣度過嗎？

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‎吃垃圾披薩？

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‎不是，我也打算用葡萄酷愛洗泡泡澡

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‎你總是在說外星人移民

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‎現在你是沙皇了，終於有機會實行

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‎真是天大的好主意！

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‎但沙皇我正在忙

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‎權力！

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‎無限的權力！

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‎要死了，我都沒加進去呢

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‎誰有點子要怎麼摧毀人類的城市？

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‎去你們的爛點子
‎因為我有更棒的點子

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‎我要殺掉藍佐！只是還沒想出辦法來

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‎我正在等待靈光一現

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‎這算什麼狗屁太菲鴨啊？

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‎我恨透了這個巢穴！

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‎這個地方真是爛透了

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‎房租高得不像話
‎害我得要找室友分擔

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‎妳怎麼老是在下廚，安格妮絲？

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‎聞起來跟貓尿一樣

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‎說到這個，我還是很火大
‎因為狗索普害我要多繳寵物費

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‎我不是寵物

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‎我是科學家，要死了

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‎他又在吠了，給我關起來

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‎你竟敢把我關進這該死的牢籠？

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‎起碼把牛排吱吱叫玩具給我，混蛋！

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‎這地方真爛，都點不到像樣的沙拉

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‎什麼東西都會加豆薯

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‎誰喜歡吃那個臭東西？
‎味道像是脆脆的水！

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‎大人，我們的間諜說

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‎費可王子正打算頒佈外星人移民法

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‎嘿，不要打斷我琢磨豆薯的喜劇段子

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‎如果你假扮移民
‎說不定能滲透進人類城市

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‎執行誅殺藍佐的計畫

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‎或是我們可以繼續說豆薯

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‎有人說話很酸喔

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‎因為死了爸爸，我不給放假

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‎好在你的點子強過你爸爸的心臟

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‎他是死於太空狼瘡，大人

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‎我是在抖包袱啦！
‎見鬼了，你爸真的死啦？

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‎你逃不掉了，牛排

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‎有朝一日我一定會查出
‎你那魔幻的吱吱聲是怎麼來的

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‎讓你的橡膠腰內肉噤聲

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‎你知道這是要去哪裡嗎？
‎壓力這麼大，對寶寶不好

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‎你是說我們要墮掉的寶寶？

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‎我還是要替他著想啊

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‎我要打一些電話把他送到私人垃圾箱

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‎這樣才會被丟到好的垃圾掩埋場

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‎不好了，你把我們帶到…

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‎極限邊境巡邏！

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‎-我會被這些人認出來
‎-安啦，交給我處理

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‎各位，今晚有了新的參賽者
‎他是怪模怪樣的外星人

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‎歡迎藍佐寶！

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‎不對…往左、往右、躲開！

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‎扭腿，機械舞加鎖舞，大槌時間

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‎超級盃鬼步舞

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‎聽著，我們得要躲過雷射的攻擊
‎殺到另一頭

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‎你還在等什麼？快點！

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‎我的手臂累到動不了
‎這些肌肉中看不中用

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‎我可以幫忙，但一開始會有點混亂

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‎算你運氣好
‎我從貝利的實驗室偷了老實槍

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‎藍佐寶看來遇上了麻煩

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‎從來沒有外星人
‎能闖過超人神鬼戰士這一關

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‎畢竟從早到晚努力訓練

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‎主要是因為雞雞太小的補償心理

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‎大家都知道這些渾身塗油
‎狂喝高蛋白粉的“賤”美男

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‎全是因為自己太蠢
‎當不成職業摔角手

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‎-住手！
‎-混亂…

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‎慢著，贏家出爐！

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‎通常會是這樣

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‎但上週沙皇新增了超級神鬼戰士

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‎要死了，都怪我太愛巨人等級
‎渾身塗油又狂喝高蛋白粉的“賤”美男

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‎這下慘了

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‎豈止是你以為的慘而已

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‎阿扭可不是好惹的！

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‎就憑那個小不點？活像睡在鞋盒裡

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‎你把我們害到要下地獄了

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‎算你運氣好，我知道他的弱點

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‎幸好我先買了攜帶型遊戲床

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‎這可以讓他穩定下來

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‎沙皇費可駕到！

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‎要是他再逼我這樣
‎我一定把這號角塞進他的屁眼！

188
00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:45,043
‎比利痛恨零工經濟

189
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:50,168
‎費可，我真開心
‎你頒佈了外星人移民法

190
00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:54,418
‎我想我找到了第一聰明的外星人

191
00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,168
‎有請安提里昂

192
00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:57,251
‎我可以替他擔保

193
00:10:57,334 --> 00:11:00,168
‎他殺了全家，完全沒二話

194
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:02,376
‎我的智商360

195
00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:06,543
‎而且我只要摸一下
‎就能治癒人類的身心問題

196
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,376
‎我警告在先，後遺症可能是高潮

197
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:13,459
‎謝謝你
‎但有我在的時候，薇兒不會高潮

198
00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:15,543
‎我很想要有其他的選擇

199
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,084
‎那些外星人呢？他們看起來很聰明

200
00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,334
‎和太陽吵架的那些？

201
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,668
‎你這個橙色的大王八蛋
‎最好給我躲到那朵雲後面

202
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,918
‎叫地上那些嚇人的鬼影別再追著我跑

203
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:34,126
‎我幫你討公道，肥皮
‎我會把他瞪到投降

204
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:41,209
‎少來，你不是認真吧？
‎智慧機器人是白癡耶

205
00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:44,751
‎所以妳是說妳沒被他們迷上？

206
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,043
‎天啊，哪可能

207
00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,834
‎兩位快請進，歡迎來到人類城市

208
00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:55,918
‎那個外星人是誰？

209
00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:57,793
‎誰？你說我嗎，帥哥？

210
00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,168
‎那個，我是爹地拜金斯

211
00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:08,876
‎我的屁股上有藏寶圖形狀的胎記

212
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,501
‎所以用鏡子照屁股來尋寶

213
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:19,084
‎就這樣找到了你

214
00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:23,376
‎這真是我聽過最棒的故事
‎你應該住來我們的城市！

215
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:27,043
‎是爹地拜金斯嗎？
‎還是爹地拜金“死”？

216
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:29,084
‎對

217
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,209
‎（SHAT小隊）

218
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:39,001
‎沙皇費可駕到

219
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:41,834
‎他的屁眼插了號角
‎因為他以為我是開玩笑

220
00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:47,626
‎謝了，史庫弟

221
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,251
‎開始先來看一段資訊影片

222
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,793
‎讓各位適應能量罩城的新生活

223
00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:57,834
‎嗨，矮肥短先生

224
00:12:58,418 --> 00:12:59,543
‎嗨，費可

225
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:00,876
‎糟糕，放錯影片了

226
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,168
‎幹嘛關掉？好戲才正要開始

227
00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,251
‎我想看

228
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:06,251
‎別擔心，我把太陽打慘了

229
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:09,293
‎那不是太陽，那是你兒子

230
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,251
‎但我還是覺得自己很威武

231
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,626
‎所以這次會議藍佐會出席嗎？

232
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,418
‎我肯定是很期待要見到他
‎不是要殺他之類的

233
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:19,251
‎影片要開始了！

234
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:23,584
‎謝了，費可
‎回答你的問題，托“胸”

235
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:28,876
‎對了，費可，哪種蜜蜂最“兇”？

236
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,084
‎下一題

237
00:13:30,168 --> 00:13:34,709
‎為了在這兒做市民
‎你們需要學習人類的實際狀況

238
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,959
‎人類只有一個屁眼

239
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,543
‎而觸碰乳頭不是合宜的問候方式

240
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:43,626
‎我今天早上也才學到了這兩件事

241
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:47,501
‎你們很快就會交到這樣的人類朋友

242
00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:50,459
‎嗨，我是薇兒，歡迎來到人類城市

243
00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:51,626
‎我是梅兒

244
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:55,084
‎等到這個智障的爸爸回來
‎我要殺光你們

245
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,668
‎我們現在需要指派任務給各位

246
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,626
‎好讓你們成為有建樹的市民

247
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:03,126
‎爹地拜金斯
‎你在能量罩城外是做哪一行？

248
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:07,543
‎爵士空手道登徒子兼海灘服務生

249
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:11,084
‎感覺很硬漢，你可以在SHAT小隊工作

250
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,793
‎你可以信任我，否則我就不叫…

251
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:16,876
‎巴薩拉克，你肯定叫做巴薩拉克

252
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,251
‎肥皮和貝瑟，你們本來做哪一行？

253
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,668
‎我們是打火英雄

254
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:26,293
‎太棒了，市內都用得上更多消防員

255
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,001
‎你們在搞什麼鬼？

256
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,376
‎幹嘛？就跟你說過是打火英雄了

257
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,293
‎打火是救火啊，又不是放火！

258
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,376
‎不然咧？我們又不是打水的

259
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:42,543
‎目前都很順利，殷提

260
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:45,918
‎我滲透進SHAT小隊
‎正在取得他們的信任

261
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,709
‎他們已經給了我重要任務

262
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:53,334
‎對，半咖啡因的瑪奇雅朵給薇兒
‎12份濃縮給梅兒

263
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,209
‎還有一杯人髮給貝利

264
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,418
‎至於我呢，這是公司卡

265
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,543
‎給我來一份最貴的就對了

266
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:03,751
‎當然，一杯12元的南瓜風味拿鐵

267
00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:11,126
‎我很快就會追查到藍佐
‎讓這座糟糕的城市垮台

268
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:24,418
‎爽喔，盡量享用南瓜的屁眼

269
00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:26,834
‎（SHAT小隊）

270
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,751
‎我愛這座城市，我愛南瓜風味拿鐵

271
00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,418
‎我去了購物中心，你聽說過攤位嗎？

272
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:35,709
‎就是在推車上開店
‎四千塊就能買光光

273
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:38,168
‎我用公司卡刷的，覺得是工作

274
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,209
‎說來說去，誰要亮片手機殼？

275
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:43,334
‎要不要發光LED
‎彈弓式樣會飛的直升機玩具？

276
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,168
‎-我超愛！
‎-你也喜歡玩具？

277
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:51,001
‎什麼玩具？那個直升機是我表弟
‎祖弟，小心吸頂扇！

278
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,834
‎討厭，如果遙控車阿姨問起
‎記得說我不在場

279
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,168
‎通通閉嘴！我在工作

280
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,043
‎藍佐說這是本市最大的威脅

281
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,043
‎誰？

282
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,501
‎怎麼沒人看出來？

283
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,668
‎我個人認為巴薩拉克只是無能的小丑

284
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:12,751
‎合理，無能的小丑是最危險的小丑

285
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,668
‎危險？那傢伙是笑話

286
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:16,918
‎如果他真是笑話

287
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,626
‎那他怎麼會在這兒…都藏了武器？

288
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:24,584
‎他又怎麼會有大又猛的二當家殷提

289
00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,168
‎和他的臭老婆住在這兒呢？

290
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,709
‎老婆，抱歉我一直在用手機

291
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:36,084
‎我想要聯絡巴薩拉克
‎關心他在城內任務的最新狀況

292
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,418
‎我完全瞭解

293
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:41,043
‎只希望巴薩拉克會給你應得的尊敬

294
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,418
‎他是有點古怪

295
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,501
‎但是到頭來
‎遇上緊要關頭，他一定會挺我

296
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,168
‎完了

297
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,543
‎這個工作真好玩，我剛才炸了啥？

298
00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:53,543
‎（小食品公司）

299
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,834
‎好吧，你們的上個工作是災難

300
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:58,084
‎但我想這份工作你們無法搞砸

301
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:02,209
‎只需要用長大光束射擊小食品

302
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:05,293
‎這樣能量罩城居民才有足夠的食品吃

303
00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:07,209
‎我們絕不會讓你失望，費可

304
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,209
‎不知道這個光束
‎是不是能讓所有東西都變大？

305
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:17,959
‎我需要墮胎！

306
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,918
‎慢點，墮胎是很細膩的過程

307
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,043
‎你要原味還是特脆？

308
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,751
‎我懶得管，殺掉就是了！

309
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,251
‎完了，有武器！

310
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,084
‎這要從你的小費扣！

311
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:36,876
‎其實我覺得那是從你的小洞出來的

312
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:41,626
‎我就知道站起來很冒險
‎但是說這個笑話很值得

313
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:51,584
‎費可，你到底要不要承認
‎或許是你選錯了外星人？

314
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:55,668
‎不行，我只有這個機會
‎證明外星人移民行得通

315
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:58,418
‎再說我認為智慧機器人很融入

316
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:02,126
‎我都邀請他們一起住了

317
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:03,418
‎祝好“叫”

318
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,376
‎祝什麼？

319
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:09,126
‎你們在幹嘛？

320
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:11,543
‎嘿，幹嘛把我們叫醒？

321
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:15,001
‎-你們兩個一直尖叫
‎-我們這個物種就是這樣休息

322
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,126
‎你昨晚叫得怎麼樣？

323
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,084
‎叫得跟寶寶一樣，你呢？

324
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:25,709
‎我叫得不太好

325
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:29,459
‎你或許有睡“叫”呼吸中止症
‎我爹地就是在睡“叫”中過世

326
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,626
‎願他安“叫”

327
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:35,168
‎早啊，費可
‎看來你昨晚完全沒叫

328
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:38,001
‎希望你不介意
‎我們自己找東西做了早餐

329
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,376
‎那不是吃的，那是我們的錢

330
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:42,834
‎那你幹嘛把錢放在電冰箱裡？

331
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:46,834
‎我希望那一百萬元
‎吃起來有一百萬的價值

332
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,126
‎你們把我媽怎麼了？

333
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,334
‎我們要把她大卸八塊拿去賣

334
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:54,418
‎不能把老太太分屍拿去賣啦

335
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,501
‎你們對多少老太太這樣做過了？

336
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,459
‎其實沒很多啦

337
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,043
‎（老太太的屍塊）

338
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,793
‎菲茨是幕後老大？

339
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,459
‎我一直想要聯絡你

340
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:13,043
‎人類攻擊我們，他們丟炸彈炸我房子

341
00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:15,793
‎-你在指控我什麼？
‎-沒有啊

342
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,918
‎那就好，因為我很容易承認

343
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,751
‎你殺掉藍佐了嗎？

344
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,543
‎我跟你說，我正在外頭找藍佐

345
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:25,876
‎他肯定不在旋轉昏頭鴨這兒

346
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,959
‎等等，你在嘉年華會？

347
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,209
‎對，而且每個遊具我都檢查過兩次

348
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:35,918
‎或許你該去他住的宮殿檢查

349
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:39,834
‎不要質疑我的方法！
‎相信我，我全神貫注在這次任務

350
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:43,834
‎寶貝，我們去坐摩天輪吧

351
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,209
‎那是誰？

352
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:50,043
‎我的未婚妻翠希
‎她的嘴巴又會吹又會吸

353
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:53,459
‎那是好事嗎？再說你訂婚了嗎？

354
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:57,126
‎梅德凱，就說別再買棉花糖了！

355
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,293
‎你又不是我爸！

356
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:01,459
‎是嗎？那怎麼每一晚
‎我都吃你媽的下面？

357
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,293
‎翠希…剛才不是我

358
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:07,418
‎是南瓜風味拿鐵作祟
‎翠希，回來啊，寶貝

359
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,959
‎嗨，智慧機器人
‎再次感謝你們賣這雙腿給我

360
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,626
‎我超愛的，儘管很容易瘀青
‎又有帶狀疱疹

361
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:18,959
‎說再見吧

362
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:23,209
‎我別無選擇要遣返這兩個
‎免得他們又惹出更多麻煩

363
00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:25,876
‎在你離開前，我還有事要說

364
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:29,709
‎對了，你爸在貝利的實驗室快死了

365
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,709
‎什麼？

366
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,668
‎各位帥哥好啊

367
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,001
‎誰想要來一場靜脈曲張之旅？

368
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,293
‎（SHAT小隊）

369
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,501
‎爸，你還好吧？

370
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:47,334
‎費可，這些外星人
‎怎麼會在我的城市？看我不把你…

371
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:50,293
‎嘿，這條腿花我了我兩千塊耶

372
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,918
‎如果要退錢的話
‎希望你不介意染血的錢

373
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:57,834
‎因為我有克隆氏症

374
00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:02,543
‎誰要南瓜風味拿鐵？
‎一杯給你們分，剩下是我的

375
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:04,334
‎你又讓另一個外星人進來？

376
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:05,876
‎嘿，怎麼啦，藍佐？

377
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:09,126
‎-藍佐！
‎-我爹地是怎麼了？

378
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:11,751
‎他吞了胯液，都說不要吞了

379
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,251
‎胯液？哇塞，我們最愛吞胯液了

380
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,293
‎聞起來像大便，但吃起來更像

381
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,459
‎哇塞，譚咪觸手老是讓我們懷孕

382
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:21,834
‎如果要殺掉你體內的怪物寶寶

383
00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:26,251
‎得要結合人類已知最致命的化學物質

384
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:31,126
‎胭脂樹紅、己二烯酸鉀
‎雙酸甘油酯、鹿角菜膠

385
00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:32,626
‎加上少許荳蔻粉

386
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,501
‎這是你的宿命！

387
00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:37,543
‎我們必須讓他死

388
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:41,293
‎沒了藍佐，整座城市將會分崩離析

389
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,876
‎他們的奢華將毀於一旦

390
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,293
‎所有的奢華？

391
00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:49,043
‎嘿，穩著點，帥哥

392
00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:55,293
‎我要聽這位仁兄的

393
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,876
‎把我的腿還來！

394
00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:09,459
‎我摔斷髖骨了
‎沒想到裝人腿有壞處

395
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:14,793
‎多年來我都說外星人噁心又邪惡

396
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,876
‎說我想要讓他們從法札星的地表消失

397
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,209
‎我依然這樣想，但這四位除外

398
00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:22,168
‎現在我們的城市隨時歡迎他們

399
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:25,376
‎因為他們拯救了我最珍惜的東西

400
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:26,293
‎就是我自己

401
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:28,001
‎幹得好，費可

402
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:32,959
‎你今天晚上可以睡得安穩
‎知道自己沒有辜負外星人

403
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:41,793
‎嘿，費可，可以給我衛生紙嗎？
‎我做了春夢

404
00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:44,459
‎麻煩南瓜風味拿鐵

405
00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:48,084
‎有比無敵特大杯更大的嗎，辛蒂？

406
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,668
‎能讓我淹死寶寶的？

407
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:54,376
‎討厭

408
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:58,126
‎-你們怎麼會在這裡？
‎-你封鎖我的手機號碼

409
00:22:58,209 --> 00:23:03,209
‎那是因為我很愛這兒，再也不出去了

410
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:06,293
‎不爽就親我的火辣黃屁股吧！

411
00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:08,793
‎巴薩拉克，你有任務在身

412
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,918
‎巴薩拉克死了，賤人！

413
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:13,043
‎我是爹地拜金斯

414
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,293
‎你不屬於那兒啊

415
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:18,751
‎你這個原始大老粗只是吃醋！

416
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:23,668
‎因為你在外頭
‎而我在裡頭喝南瓜風味拿鐵

417
00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,168
‎玩密室逃脫

418
00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:28,126
‎吃我未婚妻的下面！

419
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:33,668
‎好吧，我想我終於找到了
‎你們兩個無法搞砸的工作

420
00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:37,876
‎貝瑟，你的工作就是確保
‎肥皮不會按下這顆按鈕

421
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:42,209
‎肥皮，你的工作就是確保
‎貝瑟不會按下這顆按鈕

422
00:23:42,293 --> 00:23:44,126
‎我各給你們一把槍

423
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:50,001
‎所以你們這些醜怪

424
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:53,459
‎給我滾回你們屎尿臭味燻天的山洞

425
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,584
‎“你瘋了嗎？”我懶得管！

426
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,959
‎咬我啊，我在能量罩裡頭

427
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:08,418
‎卡，你們不會以為我是認真的吧？

428
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:13,626
‎才不是呢，我等不及要回去住
‎屎尿臭味燻天的山洞

429
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:16,668
‎走吧，希望你們有把狗索普放出來

430
00:24:16,751 --> 00:24:19,418
‎糟糕，我好像大到籠子裡了

431
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,084
‎我一天需要出去散步兩次，混蛋！

432
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:10,584
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