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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎紅色警戒…

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‎能量罩城所有市民
‎必須立刻前往藍佐廣場

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‎我忠實的市民大家好
‎各位最近都不好過

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‎經濟衰退，外星人威脅迫近

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‎還有遊樂場到處都是用過的針頭

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‎就不能有嗜好嗎？

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‎另外有許多女性失蹤

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‎就不能有嗜好嗎？

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‎重點是我認為各位都需要一點好消息

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‎所以我給法札星所有人準備了禮物

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‎我剪了瀏海！

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‎你們現在可以讓我沐浴在稱讚裡了

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‎我想我能代表大家的心聲

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‎我認為王上的瀏海

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‎是人類史上最偉大的單一成就

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‎歡迎回到24小時藍佐專屬新聞

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‎我們大方溫暖的沙皇
‎賜給我們瀏海大禮

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‎我大膽說一句，這甚至勝過
‎他去年送我們的泡芙爆炸頭

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‎這位開心的市民還說藍佐的瀏海是

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‎“人類最偉大的單一成就”

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‎而以下是同一位女士
‎喝了六杯葡萄酒之後

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‎好爛的禮物

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‎像是臭荷蘭小子的爛瀏海

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‎“臭荷蘭小子的爛瀏海”？
‎她明明很愛我的髮型啊

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‎爸，我想大家說你想聽的話

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‎因為他們怕你

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‎他們對我才不會有負面觀感
‎還當著我的面撒謊

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‎等等

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‎天啊，你的歌聲實在不可思議

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‎讓我看看這個小傢伙的臉

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‎是啊，他是帥氣的小寶寶

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‎我是蘇珊威德比

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‎我是永恆頭

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‎怕新觀眾不知道
‎我是無所不知的永恆存在

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‎而她的胸部裡有放矽膠袋

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‎言歸正傳，法札星來到選舉時期
‎介紹一下候選人

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‎（今夜辯論）

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‎我很榮幸在過去40年
‎擔任各位的極上帝王

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‎看來因為我再次沒有對手

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‎我將繼續擔任…

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‎基諾賓發多

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‎你怎麼會在這裡？

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‎我送你去外星球打一場贏不了的戰爭

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‎我打贏了

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‎你打敗了海鮮堡王？

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‎好“蚌蚌”

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‎有聽懂哏嗎？

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‎什麼？沒人喜歡漢堡的雙關語了？

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‎我離開30年，打你的小心眼戰爭

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‎我回來卻看到什麼？

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‎人類入侵法札星
‎把我們的同胞趕了出去

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‎你怎麼沒有打垮他們？

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‎我很忙

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‎我們主要是在練習音樂劇曲目

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‎不然要怎麼在區域賽
‎打敗那些東區痞子？

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‎這些人民該當更好的領導者

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‎這是民主社會

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‎想要挑戰我的人，站上那個講台就行

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‎我想要宣布參選

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‎角逐極上帝王！

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‎可惡，難怪說是鯊魚或槍二選一

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‎等我贏得選舉

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‎我宣誓要打敗人類！

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‎先別急

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‎等我贏得選舉，我保證會抽乾沼澤

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‎你說什麼？

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‎選情急轉直下
‎巴薩拉克首度有了對手

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‎這場戰役的火熱程度

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‎將更甚新基生代的太陽閃燄

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‎記得嗎，蘇珊？

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‎不記得？對了，妳不是永恆

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‎-我才是
‎-或許我不是，但起碼我有腿

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‎少了雙腿是我的死穴

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‎你也沒有穴

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‎算妳運氣差

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‎我有永恆的時間能用來思索
‎遇到這種時候要如何完美回擊

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‎而妳呢

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‎是個臭賤人

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‎最新消息，蘇珊威德比慘輸

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‎聽好了

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‎我已經挹注所有的國內生產毛額
‎解決我們星球最大的威脅

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‎就是背著我暗自對我有負面想法的人

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‎貝利想出了解決方法

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‎有請巨腦

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‎那是超級電腦

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‎能夠傳送真實的想法

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‎只要戴上這個…

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‎抱歉，這是給我的生日禮物

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‎或是“遺”物，有聽懂哏嗎？

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‎什麼，沒人喜歡自殺的雙關語了？

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‎你們其實要戴上這個

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‎來試試
‎史庫弟，你喜歡我的瀏海嗎？

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‎喜歡你的瀏海？

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‎我超愛你的瀏海

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‎像是把韓國女學生泡進漂白水

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‎偵測到藍佐的負面想法

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‎看吧，藍佐，只要誰對你有負面想法

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‎巨腦就會警示我們
‎還會附上其人的精確位置

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‎然後要怎麼處理他們？

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‎我不用，是你

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‎你的新工作就是去追查
‎對我有負面想法的爛恐怖分子

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‎這個噴仿曬的死芭樂超人發神經了

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‎多謝你再次測試

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‎是啊，我就是在測試

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‎來看看我在想什麼

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‎殺了你自己…

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‎拜託你閉嘴，他知道應該要自殺

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‎你們這些小屁孩不小聲一點
‎他永遠不會自殺

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‎等等，他好像聽得到我們說話

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‎別管那個了
‎你們有其他性格跟我一樣好色嗎？

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‎當然

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‎八九不離十，小子

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‎我是鳳梨查爾斯，我比乾冰還硬

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‎對，你不用戴這個

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‎你幹嘛？
‎我想聽鳳梨查爾斯的腦內縱慾

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‎你們這些懶惰的爛東西會害我敗選

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‎認真點
‎你們這些渾身尿味又沒用的智障

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‎你在跟我說話嗎，老大？

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‎不是，不是你，哈洛
‎你做得很棒，繼續保持

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‎請不要殺我

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‎這是你要的投票機

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‎我才剛飛過來，我的旋轉翼累壞了

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‎咻…哈囉

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‎我說我們需要被駭的投票機

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‎不是很“嗨”的投票機，你阿花喔？

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‎我的新發明肯定能幫你勝選

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‎這是互動競選海報

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‎投給我！

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‎聲音有點刺耳

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‎刺耳？我一定宰了你，死芭樂！

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‎要死了，海報有槍！

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‎-見鬼了
‎-我不要死…

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‎我喜歡，到處都幫我貼一張

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‎我一定宰了你，死芭樂！

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‎歡迎回到《全是藍佐》

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‎藍佐，我感覺完全不認識你

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‎那是因為這一路以來
‎你都以為我是藍佐

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‎但我其實是…

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‎藍佐！

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‎要死了，藍佐一直都是藍佐？

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‎我沒料到會那樣

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‎對，這個節目很讚

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‎其實我覺得他的演技
‎充其量也是普通而已

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‎完全看不到情緒和細微的詮釋

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‎我最恨的莫過於平淡的演出

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‎思想警察!

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‎趴到地上，否則我就轟爆
‎你懷有藍佐負面想法的腦袋

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‎裝進黑袋帶走！

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‎好，回到我的肥皂劇

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‎要我幫忙嗎，貝瑟？

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‎閉嘴啦，腦袋
‎就衝你這句話，我要嗨爆你！

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‎對，這樣還差不多

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‎對，我知道這傢伙是戰爭大英雄

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‎我本來也會去打仗，無奈我有骨刺

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‎我本來隸屬太空海軍
‎後來在迪斯可星球放假上岸

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‎我和一些當地人吸毒到凌晨四點

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‎我昏了過去
‎但是他們說我撞進一家刺青店

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‎掏出我的寶貝說：
‎“給我馬刺，把我變成牛仔”

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‎尖叫聲

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‎我這一醒來，寶貝像是大紫蛇

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‎有個磅蛋糕卡在牙套上

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‎他們說我嚴重感染

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‎給了我因病退伍，因為有…

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‎醫學上的分泌物

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‎剛才的問題是關於教育

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‎他空有包裝，沒有實際內涵

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‎哪種領袖會覺得
‎需要在護胸板放一個頭骨？

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‎我放頭骨是因為很嚇人

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‎（我們♥巴薩拉克）

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‎所以你覺得我們的臉很嚇人？

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‎對，怎樣，不想讓你們搬來街坊
‎所以我是壞人嗎？

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‎再來呢？
‎讓科學怪人和吸血鬼搬進來？

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‎我是想要過生活
‎不是搞什麼怪物大集錦

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‎巴薩拉克因為這些說法
‎在頭骨人區的支持度下降90%

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‎加上有一張去年萬聖節
‎他扮成頭骨臉的相片流出

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‎儘管在學歷大學以下的頭骨人族群
‎他得到的支持度依然很高

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‎廣告後回來

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‎巴薩拉克法藍辛芬克史坦
‎是一等一的王八蛋

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‎你們真要投給這種人嗎？

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‎他說他想把他的名字
‎寫上寶寶那濕水泥一般柔軟的天靈蓋

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‎他被12家即興劇場掃地出門

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‎他以為鳥不是真的

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‎他花了你們好幾十億的納稅錢

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‎幫自己蓋了全都是糖果做的宮殿

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‎基本上巴薩拉克是愚蠢、沒有安全感
‎自私自利又自戀的廢渣

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‎我是巴薩拉克殺死亡
‎我授權以上的訊息

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‎等等，這是你登的廣告？

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‎當然是我啊，先自爆比較好

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00:10:31,626 --> 00:10:33,918
‎免得你們這沒用的鼠輩外洩

191
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,793
‎不是你，哈洛，不要殺我

192
00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,918
‎大人，新的民調結果出爐

193
00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:41,168
‎幹嘛要出爐？你太太想要賺外快啊？

194
00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:44,876
‎咻…哈囉
‎需要我怎麼轉接你的歡笑？

195
00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,626
‎選舉的民意調查，大人

196
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:50,543
‎我不想這樣說，但基諾領先99%

197
00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:54,418
‎什麼？這全都怪你們
‎你們這些愚蠢的死走狗！

198
00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,334
‎哈洛除外，這是當然

199
00:10:57,334 --> 00:11:00,209
‎我認為這和你登的廣告很有關係

200
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,334
‎你懂什麼？你有個胖老婆！

201
00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:03,959
‎她不到41公斤，大人

202
00:11:04,043 --> 00:11:06,543
‎蟑螂這樣已經算很胖了

203
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,918
‎我受夠了，我要回糖果宮殿了！

204
00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:15,751
‎你們要去哪裡？

205
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,168
‎你也看到民調

206
00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,793
‎巴薩拉克輸定了

207
00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:22,543
‎我們要去基諾那兒找差事
‎你也應該跟我們去

208
00:11:22,626 --> 00:11:24,376
‎不行，巴薩拉克是我們的領袖

209
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:27,709
‎我們要繼續對他效忠
‎因為他是這個職位最適合的人選

210
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,709
‎他的點子雖然不是都管用

211
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,459
‎但起碼都是深思熟慮後的結果

212
00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:37,709
‎絕對沒辦法預測到會這樣！

213
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:46,168
‎幹得好，SHAT小隊！
‎我們抓光了對藍佐有負面想法的人

214
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:48,126
‎我也想要謝謝自己

215
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:51,251
‎就像媽咪常掛嘴邊的一句話：
‎“我是聰明又帥氣的領袖”

216
00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:53,084
‎我們也再同意不過了

217
00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:54,001
‎帥氣？

218
00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:56,918
‎你活像是被拔毛的企鵝

219
00:11:57,001 --> 00:12:00,959
‎什麼？你們其他人
‎不覺得我怪模怪樣吧？

220
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:04,459
‎費可活像是有眼睛的一條麵包

221
00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,376
‎咻…這個好笑！

222
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:11,876
‎起碼你們不用親他
‎他的口臭跟貓的屁眼有得比

223
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,418
‎看吧，就連薇兒都覺得你很廢

224
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,126
‎那個廢渣的屁股
‎穿緊身褲看起來超辣

225
00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:22,834
‎討厭，我…我戴的這個壞掉了

226
00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:28,793
‎壞掉，就像在昨晚的春夢裡
‎我把費可的骨盆騎到壞掉那樣

227
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:32,334
‎警戒！偵測到對藍佐嚴重的負面想法

228
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,918
‎這些對藍佐的負面想法高到破表了！

229
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:37,334
‎而且正從宮殿方向接近中

230
00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:40,168
‎我想有人或許正打算要傷害爸爸

231
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,251
‎誰在乎啊？

232
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:46,084
‎反正你們哪天都會死在我手上

233
00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:48,334
‎對，她就快要爆發了

234
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:51,459
‎大家好，我是鳳梨查爾斯

235
00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:53,501
‎鳳梨查爾斯怎麼會跑進我腦袋？

236
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:59,293
‎不准動！思想警察！
‎是哪個雜碎對藍佐滿腦子負面想法？

237
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:02,293
‎是我

238
00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:04,668
‎我戴了頭戴裝置，想聽自己老王賣瓜

239
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,543
‎但我想到了很糟糕的事

240
00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:09,501
‎我不明白，我很愛自己啊！

241
00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,501
‎不對，你這個可悲的爛貨

242
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,001
‎你知道你的瀏海是垃圾

243
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,418
‎你的胸肌像是軟趴趴的鬆餅！

244
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:16,626
‎裝進黑袋帶走！

245
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:17,626
‎住手，梅兒

246
00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:21,834
‎爸，我都不知道你的內心這麼負面

247
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:24,126
‎我不喜歡這個巨腦了

248
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,168
‎不要看我，我要去我的肉宮殿！

249
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:33,293
‎是誰給油箱加A牌烤肉醬？

250
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,168
‎這要加B牌烤肉醬才對！

251
00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:39,959
‎驚喜！

252
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,834
‎老闆來吃晚餐了

253
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:45,459
‎嗨，賽拉，妳看起來真美…
‎以蟑螂而言啦

254
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,293
‎這是空的

255
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,876
‎對，我在路上喝光了

256
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,626
‎這樣才能正眼看她的臉

257
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,334
‎要不要幫我裝滿來？

258
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:59,126
‎你家是怎麼了？像是被炸彈轟過

259
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,168
‎這裡真有被炸彈轟過

260
00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,459
‎這兩個小朋友是怎麼了？

261
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:06,959
‎也是因為炸彈

262
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,751
‎用毯子蓋住他們，看得我很憂鬱

263
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,168
‎說來說去，我是想要確保

264
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,876
‎你不會像其他那些廢渣背棄我

265
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,043
‎那你打算開始付他薪水嗎？

266
00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,334
‎為什麼？妳想要去整牙喔？

267
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:20,418
‎開玩笑的！

268
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:22,793
‎看來我修復了你們夫妻的關係

269
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:25,793
‎我要拉個酒便，然後閃人

270
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:31,959
‎親愛的，我知道他可能有點過分
‎但在內心深處，他其實不是壞人

271
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:36,959
‎我是永恆頭，帶來突發新聞

272
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,126
‎一位匿名證人出面為選舉投下震撼彈

273
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:44,709
‎為了此人的安全
‎我們的新聞小組已隱匿他的身分

274
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,668
‎我不是比利，嘿

275
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:50,543
‎有次巴薩拉克溜進能量罩城

276
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:53,459
‎對自己的同胞發動許多炸彈

277
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:59,584
‎有一枚炸彈打到的人家
‎屋主的名字像是女性的性感帶

278
00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:02,959
‎那個王八蛋！

279
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:08,501
‎怪怪，你們看起來很火大
‎是因為我大在你們的浴缸嗎？

280
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:13,001
‎這個大爆料可能會讓巴薩拉克
‎丟掉所剩不多的選票

281
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:15,168
‎永恆頭，你有話要說，對吧？

282
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:16,376
‎謝謝妳，臭賤人

283
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:17,584
‎你們有些人知道

284
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:21,043
‎考古家起出了我在四千萬年前

285
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,709
‎那些麻不不仁的洞穴畫作

286
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,209
‎（我♥吃恐龍的妹妹）

287
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:30,709
‎我很抱歉我這樣寫：
‎“我心吃恐龍的妹妹”

288
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:35,126
‎謝謝妳聚焦在那一點
‎而不是我發明了語言這件事！

289
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:39,251
‎你們這些人真是爛透了！
‎誰來把我滾去更衣室

290
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:44,793
‎如果再把我滾去沾到口香糖
‎我一定要你們好看

291
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:53,043
‎舉凡能讓我侮辱自己瀏海的東西
‎都必須被毀滅

292
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,376
‎貝利，要怎麼關掉那個巨腦？

293
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:58,668
‎那道門裡頭有一個大得誇張的關閉鍵

294
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,918
‎但因為巨腦能看穿我們的想法

295
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,251
‎我們會需要一個腦袋空空的人

296
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,001
‎你在幹嘛，費可？

297
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:09,959
‎不知道舔貓的屁眼是不是犯法

298
00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:11,834
‎我的大腦超蠢

299
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:15,001
‎如果犯法，我已經去坐牢了，阿呆

300
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:18,584
‎但是回答妳的問題
‎我是來把妳關掉的

301
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:24,168
‎-我要用石頭砸這個臭東西
‎-不行！機器人就是這樣變邪惡的

302
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,334
‎你不懂科學嗎？

303
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:27,668
‎（不許丟石頭）

304
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:30,209
‎（機器人就是這樣變邪惡的
‎你不懂科學嗎？）

305
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,501
‎必須終結所有負面能量

306
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:33,959
‎只有一顆棉花糖？

307
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,418
‎這不是石板路冰淇淋，這是胡扯

308
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:40,959
‎藍佐大人，壞消息

309
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,626
‎基諾賓發多他…

310
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,501
‎回到法札星了，而且…

311
00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:49,126
‎想要擊敗巴薩拉克，贏得…

312
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:50,459
‎即將到來的…

313
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:51,834
‎外星人…

314
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:53,209
‎選舉

315
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,168
‎-還有嗎？
‎-報告沒有

316
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:04,334
‎殷提，快接電話啊，我需要你

317
00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:06,126
‎去你的，殷提，不用接

318
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:09,043
‎你八成忙著在你太太的魚缸上
‎拿著一條魚晃蕩

319
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:10,126
‎我愛你

320
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,959
‎帶走我的痛苦，糖果電話

321
00:17:18,293 --> 00:17:19,834
‎給我振作起來！

322
00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:21,084
‎藍佐！

323
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,418
‎你是怎麼找到這裡的？

324
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,876
‎原來我們是鄰居

325
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,168
‎殺了我吧，早做早解脫

326
00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,834
‎讓我脫離苦海

327
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,543
‎我不是來殺你
‎我是來幫助你贏得選舉

328
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:38,001
‎你要幫我？

329
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:40,334
‎我不能讓基諾賓發多勝選

330
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:42,501
‎他對我的城市是真正的威脅

331
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:46,668
‎因為他不會把所有的軍事預算
‎都花在做棉花糖餅乾沙發

332
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,626
‎你說得對，我很爛

333
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,126
‎我不配當極上帝王！

334
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:55,584
‎尖頭賤人，給我回神！
‎你以為只有你有問題？

335
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:57,876
‎看看我的瀏海，根本是災難！

336
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:58,834
‎我很喜歡

337
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,043
‎那個，就這樣發生了

338
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,459
‎但我們現在得要幹正事

339
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:09,959
‎你要知道我用來保持掌權的招數嗎？

340
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:11,959
‎我告訴我的人民各式各樣的糟糕謊言

341
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:14,001
‎抹黑你們這些怪模怪樣的外星人

342
00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:16,959
‎所以你給他們恐懼和痛恨的對象？

343
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:20,459
‎沒錯，你能讓你的人民
‎去恐懼和痛恨誰？

344
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:23,376
‎頭骨人超爛！

345
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:27,209
‎他們又為什麼在我們的星球？

346
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:28,876
‎為了讓我們覺得自己胖？

347
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:33,751
‎有一大群頭骨人正前往我們的邊境

348
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,334
‎我有影片

349
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:58,626
‎好喔，多謝你撞到我全新的車

350
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,709
‎謝謝你沒有禮讓我的路權

351
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:04,501
‎我今天就想撞瓦斯貨車

352
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:06,459
‎這是我的保險資訊

353
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,001
‎前進保險？

354
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:12,626
‎哇塞，現在大家都好正面

355
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,626
‎我真愛巨腦

356
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,584
‎我著火了，好耶！

357
00:19:17,293 --> 00:19:19,209
‎（SHAT小隊）

358
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:22,418
‎記住，不能有負面想法
‎否則我們都會死

359
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,168
‎早安，SHAT小隊！

360
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:27,001
‎我在想啊
‎既然我們都不能有負面想法了

361
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,876
‎我就可以給你們看
‎我本來害怕你們不會喜歡的東西

362
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,834
‎你們覺得我的新刺青怎麼樣？

363
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,584
‎對耶

364
00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:37,626
‎我很愛刺青裡頭有老兄

365
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:42,751
‎即將同時吃下兩根沒麵包的熱狗

366
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:46,709
‎尖端還有一團酸奶油呢
‎我喜歡這樣吃

367
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,959
‎我很喜歡，費可

368
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:56,876
‎我也很愛熱狗底部的那撮捲胸毛

369
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:58,959
‎歡迎來到幹爆人生俱樂部

370
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:02,251
‎我把氰化物藥丸傳下去，大家同時吃

371
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,043
‎他們幹嘛要氰化物藥丸？

372
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:07,376
‎你看看，同道中人一眼就知道
‎這些人有自殺傾向

373
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,459
‎你們不開心嗎？

374
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:10,793
‎一點也不

375
00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:14,709
‎我很享受被迫正面

376
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:17,043
‎都沒發覺這讓你們很受傷

377
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:20,834
‎我猜巨腦不是好東西，我得要阻止

378
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:23,251
‎但先來一場熱狗派對！

379
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,126
‎好耶

380
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:29,793
‎看起來好美味

381
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,293
‎我比沒煮熟的米還熱

382
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,168
‎鳳梨查爾斯回來了

383
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:36,876
‎選情升溫！

384
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:40,959
‎把現場交給永恆頭
‎他已經被貶為實地記者

385
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:45,084
‎謝謝妳，蘇珊
‎我很期待哪天在妳的墳前跳舞

386
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,626
‎你要用什麼跳舞啊？

387
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:49,501
‎又被打臉了

388
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,668
‎兩位投給誰？

389
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,001
‎我們本來要投給基諾，因為我們很窮

390
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:56,001
‎而他承諾會協助弱勢

391
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:59,084
‎但後來巴薩拉克
‎提醒我們嚴重歧視種族

392
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,918
‎海盜旗上為何要放頭骨人？

393
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,626
‎我想要被放上海盜旗

394
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:06,668
‎我一直夢想著
‎自己的臉會出現在毒藥瓶上

395
00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:11,376
‎選情最新消息
‎鏡頭交給大看板的康奈克

396
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,209
‎選票幾乎都開出來了

397
00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,459
‎把鏡頭拉近到暗滴郡

398
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,626
‎我前女友克萊兒的家

399
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,793
‎可以看到她新男友的車停在私人車道

400
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,834
‎所以顯然她投票要做雞

401
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,043
‎哇塞，看來剩下的開票結果進來了

402
00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:27,834
‎再次哇塞

403
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,001
‎完全勢均力敵

404
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:35,376
‎投票率創下歷史新高
‎只有一人還沒投票

405
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,876
‎殷提！

406
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,084
‎你認識那傢伙？那我們贏定了

407
00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:40,834
‎是啦，應該不是

408
00:21:40,918 --> 00:21:42,293
‎他很不爽

409
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:44,834
‎因為我炸了他家之類的蠢事

410
00:21:44,918 --> 00:21:47,334
‎那你最好快點過去研究
‎要怎麼爭取他的一票

411
00:21:48,084 --> 00:21:49,584
‎等你回來，我已經不會在

412
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,418
‎我們下次相見，又將會是敵人

413
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:54,668
‎我要怎麼謝謝你對我做的事？

414
00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:55,959
‎你會剪頭髮嗎？

415
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:58,126
‎那當然，我會剪頭髮！

416
00:22:00,876 --> 00:22:02,793
‎我唸過美容學校

417
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,209
‎後來因為偷喝美髮工具消毒液

418
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:06,834
‎偷剪乳頭，而被開除

419
00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:11,459
‎紅色警戒…

420
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:15,293
‎能量罩城所有市民
‎必須立刻前往藍佐廣場

421
00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:22,709
‎我召集大家過來，是要讓巨腦超載

422
00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:26,168
‎結束這禍害的強制正能量

423
00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,501
‎大家儘管相信我，不要客氣

424
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:32,126
‎自由思考

425
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:47,501
‎-噁心喔
‎-他的老二在哪裡？

426
00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:50,084
‎那兒！像是蜂鳥巢裡的小蛋

427
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,293
‎你幹嘛給我們看那個？

428
00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:55,793
‎-要死了，他的老二好小…
‎-他是愛爾蘭人嗎？

429
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,668
‎對，有用了，我們還需要一個東西

430
00:23:14,584 --> 00:23:16,793
‎你這輩子我只跟你說這一次

431
00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:19,043
‎我希望你不是僵直型思覺失調
‎而能聽到我

432
00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:20,293
‎幹得好，兒子

433
00:23:20,376 --> 00:23:23,126
‎但更重要的是
‎你喜歡我的新髮型嗎？

434
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:27,459
‎我的新理髮師幫我剪的

435
00:23:27,543 --> 00:23:29,834
‎可惜他偷剪了我的乳頭

436
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:40,168
‎-我猜我們知道妳投票給誰了
‎-殷提不在這兒

437
00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:45,168
‎-我其實是來找妳說話的
‎-我跟你無話可說

438
00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:48,376
‎聽著，我犯過很多錯誤

439
00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:53,043
‎我不是我知道自己做得到的那個人
‎我欠妳一個道歉

440
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:55,709
‎拜託，我只要五分鐘

441
00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:03,626
‎親愛的，巴薩拉克來找我說話

442
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:07,043
‎他對我掏心掏肺
‎說了你對他有多意義重大

443
00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:10,209
‎他保證會做更好的領袖和朋友

444
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:11,751
‎而我相信他

445
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,293
‎我認為你應該投票給他

446
00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:15,126
‎如果巴薩拉克連妳都說服了

447
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:17,376
‎他肯定做好了改變的準備

448
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,918
‎（巴薩拉克、基諾）

449
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,584
‎（突發新聞，巴薩拉克勝選！）

450
00:24:23,668 --> 00:24:26,584
‎是的，看來我的一票讓他贏得選舉

451
00:24:26,668 --> 00:24:29,918
‎我很興奮他終於想做更好的領袖

452
00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:32,834
‎冤大頭！

453
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:34,918
‎這樣你也信！

454
00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,834
‎等等，你殺了我太太？

455
00:24:37,918 --> 00:24:40,001
‎冷靜點，你太太在這兒

456
00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:41,584
‎死掉的是她的分身

457
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:43,751
‎應該吧，除非我搞混了

458
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,918
‎反正你會找出答案的，用來玩遊戲

459
00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:49,501
‎明天上班的地方見囉

460
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,584
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