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[announcer] Coming to Farzar,

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The Cluckinator!

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The irresistible spicy chicken sandwich
that's caused riots, wars, and genocide!

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Each patty is made by squashing
10,000 baby chicks together.

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And because everything tastes better
when it dies happy,

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we throw them a party first.

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Man, I want to get me some of that.

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I want to chap my lips raw
on that battered meat.

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Oh my goodness, the lingerie is working!

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I want to double fist
that hot, juicy morsel.

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I want to bury my face
between those buns and go to town.

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[babbles]

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I want to stick a hot dog in that thing,
twist it around, pull it out,

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and lick off the stanky grease.

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You have the words of a poet.

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Take me, Renzo!

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[muffled speech]

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Oh! Well, as much as I would love to sweep
the cobwebs out of your spider hole,

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we can't, because…
we have to go to church!

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We'll do it after church then.

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I just need to stay away from the candles

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so I don't start
another stanky grease fire. [chuckles]

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Ooh, that was close.

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From now on, I'm gonna be more careful
with what I say about commercials.

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Introducing the new Mercedes-Benz S-class.

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Oh, look at that hard metal body!

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I wanna get inside you!

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I want to ride you
till your goddamn bottom falls out.

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It's not how I planned to spend my Sunday,
but you do have the words of a poet.

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[whirring]

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[adventure music playing]

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♪ Farzar ♪

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[organ music plays]

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You're not supposed to eat that.

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Why is it on a damn plate then?

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-[farts]
-[coins clinking]

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Uh-oh, Flobby. I got dime-arrhea.

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That was a pretty good diarrhea joke.

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[upbeat music plays]

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Welcome, brothers and sisters! Ha!

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It's so wonderful
to see you all in church.

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-♪ Nobody really wants to be here! ♪
-♪ Be here! ♪

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Praise our Lord, Ozner,
the all powerful! Ha!

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♪ He's completely made up, you idiots ♪

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Praise Ozner!

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Oh!

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Oh, stanky grease! Ah!

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Uh, brothers and sisters,
Ozner spoke to me last night,

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and he has a holy message
for his children.

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No more fucking.

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No more fucking?
That doesn't sound very godlike.

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I'm paraphrasing.

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He actually said, "No human
may layeth down with another human,

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for fucking."

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And sadly, that includes me
and my smoking hot wife.

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Ugh! Every fucking Sunday!

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I know it's a sacrifice,

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but Ozner has spoken.

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No humping, no pumping,
no dookie chest-dumping!

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What are we supposed to do
if we can't have sex?

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The all-seeing Ozner, bless his name,
anticipated this problem

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and told me to tell you all
to wait in those long-ass lines

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for the Cluckinator
irresistible spicy chicken sandwich,

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bring them back here, and feed them to me.

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I was like, "Why, Ozner?"

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And he was like, "No licking, no sticking,
just eat that damn chicken."

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And I was like,
"Oh man, did you just come up with that?"

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And he was like, "Yeah."

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How long is this sex ban going to last?

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That is up to Ozner.

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Might be a day, might be a week.

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Might be six to eight months.

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But I urge you all to stay calm.

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[screaming]

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It's been 20 seconds!
I've gotta fuck something!

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-So horny! So horny!
-[grunting]

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You're not human.
We can have sex with you. We'll pay!

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That cash does look delicious,
but no can do you.

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If an Intellectoid orgasms,
we explode and die.

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Basically, if we-–

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Come, we go!

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Flobby, if you keep stealing my jokes,
I'm gonna jack you off to death!

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This Cluckinator line
is taking way too long.

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How about instead we go for some In-N-Out.

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Uh, I'd rather have Five Guys.

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I'm talking about sex, Mal.

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So am I.

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Where the hell did they come from?

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This is a cartoon, asshole.
Just roll with it.

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Fichael, having sex would be a sin!

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You heard the word of Ozner.

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Got to admit, it's a little convenient

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that all the things Ozner decrees
benefit my dad.

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[gasps] That is blasphemy!

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[beeping]

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Ooh, can you hold our place in line?

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Ozner commands that it's time for every
woman in town with at least a B-cup

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to jump rope topless
outside your dad's window.

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♪ This is wrong on so many levels, yeah! ♪

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I'm starving, man. I wish we could
cash in on all these horny humans.

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Hmm, if only we knew
another non-human that could--

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Bust a load, but not explode!

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Goddamn it, Flobby, I warned you!

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[groans]

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Hold on, what's that?

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Billy wonder what wacky C story
he going to be in this episode.

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Hey, you ain't human.
Can we be your pimps?

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Here we go.

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Billy have to ask father if okay.

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Can Billy have wacky C story
where he become whore?

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I can't answer you now.
I'm concentrating on standing in line.

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So it okay that strange men
sell Billy's body for sex making, Daddy?

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Do whatever you want.

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I can't parent you and stand in line
for a chicken sandwich at the same time!

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If I start thinking about your welfare,
I'll lose focus,

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and next thing I know, I'll…

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Goddamn it!

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Where the hell am I?

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Okay, microdosing chaos is the only way
to keep my demons at bay.

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The old bucket of water over the door.

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A small, 100% totally harmless prank.

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[groaning]

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[farts]

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Oopsies.

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[gasps, coughs]

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You put me in a bag of rice?
How'd you know this would save my life?

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I didn't. I was trying to hide the body.

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That's it. You need to replace
your chaos addiction with something safer,

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like a drug addiction.

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Now, someone my size
does a whole Snuffle Snart.

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Because you're a little guy--

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[Zobo sniffs]

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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

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[grunting]

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[laughs maniacally]

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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

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[groans]

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This shit is even better than chaos!

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You got another Snart?

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Sorry, that was my last one.

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You think I'm fucking around?

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I'm all out of rice, motherfucker.

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[ominous music plays]

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Hmm. Whose lunch am I gonna steal today?

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Ooh, this must be Clitaris's.

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Ugh, I hate egg salad,
but I've got to show my dominance!

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What are you doing?

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Eating your fucking lunch!

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Question. If your wife
put your lunch in this bag,

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what is she wearing on her head
to keep the dogs from vomiting?

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That's not my lunch.

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[chokes] Oh shit! Harold!

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I'm eating a psycho serial killer's lunch.

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[groans] The oatmeal raisin cookie
should have tipped me off.

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Are, uh, you eating my lunch?

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What? No. Clitaris is eating it.

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He makes me chew it for him,
like a baby bird!

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Hey, it's no big deal.

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Don't worry about it.

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Accidents happen.

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Oh shit, he's gonna kill me!

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Relax. He said, "Accidents happen."

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No, he didn't
fucking say, "Accidents happen."

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He said, "Accidents happen!"

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Big fucking diff!

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We got a real problem!

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No, I have a real problem.

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How dare you make me eat kibble
out of a dog bowl?

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I am a scientist, damn it!

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Who the hell are you?

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You dare narrow your gaze at me?

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I command you to submit
and let me smell your asshole at once!

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Zobo, you little pink shit!

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My dealer said you bought
every last Snuffle Snart on the planet.

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Hold on, I'm doing a line.

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Now, do it!

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[sniffs deeply]

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Fuck, yeah!

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Great, now they're extinct.
Why'd I give you a taste of the good shit?

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You ruined my life!
Now, how am I supposed to ruin my life?

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[whistling]

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Hands off my last Snart,
you waste of rice!

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He's going up my nose!
I'll kick your adorable ass!

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Wait, wait, wait! If you let me live,
I'll take you to the hidden Snart village.

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-What now?
-Yeah! We're not extinct.

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There are thousands of Snarts
living there.

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Thousands?

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I'm so happy, I could cry!

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[groaning]

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[farts]

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[laughs]

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Looks like he just had Best Buy-arrhea.

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That was a pretty good diarrhea joke.

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And the award
for best diarrhea joke goes to…

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Marvelous Mrs. Maisel!

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You're never gonna make it
as a stand-up comedian.

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Oh yeah, Dad? Well--

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[screams]

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Okay, that was pretty smart.

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[organ music plays]

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Bless you. Praise Ozner!

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The power of spice compels me.

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Hallelujah, me tummy!

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Oh, no thanks, Fichael, I'm full.

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Mm.

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I stood in line nine hours for that!

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And Ozner thanks you.

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In fact, he has chosen you
for the holiest of tasks.

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He wants me to give you a dutch oven.

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Now, get up under the Shroud of Tootin',
and eat God's farts!

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[groans, farts]

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I'm getting sick
of doing this every Sunday.

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How does Ozner talk to you exactly anyway?

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I simply visit him in his inner sanctum.

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You mean the janitor's closet?

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I'm starting to think
Ozner isn't even real.

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Yeah!

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-He's right!
-The fart eater has a point.

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Fine! I'll prove it.

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I asked Ozner if he's real,
and he said, "Yes."

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Praise Ozner!

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-I knew it!
-Kill the fart eater!

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Don't you see what's going on here?

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My dad is the only person
who ever sees Ozner,

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all the rules benefit him,

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and come on,
"Ozner" is just Renzo spelled backwards!

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You think I'm so lazy that I'd make up
a name by just flipping letters?

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That would be like changing
the first letter of Michael

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to make it sound futuristic, Fichael.

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If Ozner wants us to believe in him,

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then tell him to show himself!

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Okay, I'll ask,

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but he's very shy.

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I am your all-powerful God, Ozner!

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Uh, you honestly think
anybody's gonna buy this?

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Praise Ozner!

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Well, if you're all-powerful,
then this won't hurt you.

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[grunts]

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Fichael, no!

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Relax. It's my dad with a mop on his head.

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Still a weird thing to do
to own dad, yeah?

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Not as weird as this!

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Let's see who's the fart eater now, huh?

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Ah!

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Get in there and eat that fart!

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[toots]

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-What the hell are you doing to God?
-Whoops.

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[gasps]

249
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,876
You dare provoke the mighty Ozner?

250
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:04,376
After I blessed with you no licking,
no sticking, and all that damn chicken,

251
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:07,501
this is how your son treats me?

252
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,959
Ozner, please, have mercy.

253
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:11,293
Silence!

254
00:12:11,376 --> 00:12:14,126
Ten years of plagues upon you all!

255
00:12:17,418 --> 00:12:18,959
Great job, Fichael!

256
00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:22,876
Well, he seemed fake. I wonder
what the first plague is gonna be.

257
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:23,793
I don't know.

258
00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:28,584
Okay, Snart, time to lead us
to your hidden Snart village.

259
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:33,043
I must warn you that the journey
to the village will be perilous.

260
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:35,209
We must traverse jungles…

261
00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:38,168
caves…

262
00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:40,043
[screaming]

263
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,918
…frozen wastelands.

264
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,209
Hey, guys! It's Barry from work.

265
00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:46,376
[Snart] And beyond!

266
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,668
Okay, this one isn't so bad.

267
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,709
I don't know why we need a SodaStream.

268
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,584
Do we really spend that much on La Croix?

269
00:12:57,668 --> 00:12:59,418
It's about convenience.

270
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,709
We can make our own soda at home.

271
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,084
But you have to use their syrups.

272
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:07,751
I'll bet they don't even have blackberry
cucumber. But you know who does?

273
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:08,876
La Croix?

274
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,418
Fucking La Croix.

275
00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:13,876
Shit, it's the guys from the cave.
I gotta go chase them.

276
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,084
Oh, come on.
You're really gonna go do work stuff now?

277
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:19,959
Well, fuck me
for trying to put food on the table!

278
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:22,001
Food on the table! Pah!

279
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,959
You've never actually
caught anyone, Arachnis!

280
00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:28,876
Oh, I should have married Andy Billman.
I hear he's a lawyer now!

281
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,293
I can't do this right now, Carol!

282
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,584
Carol, is that you?

283
00:13:33,668 --> 00:13:35,209
Andy Billman?

284
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:36,626
Been a long time.

285
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:38,918
You look good. SodaStream, huh?

286
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,876
-Oh, Andy.
-Carol!

287
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,084
Oh, Andy!

288
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,293
I found three more vaginas.

289
00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:56,543
And I found four Peters,
three twats, and a cloaca!

290
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,834
That's a cooter and a pooter all in one!

291
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:00,251
We gonna get extra for that.

292
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:04,418
This is some wacky C story!

293
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,751
We should auction off his parts
so we get more buck for our bang.

294
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,334
Good idea. We'd better clean him up first.

295
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,668
Jackpot! Found two more dicks!

296
00:14:16,751 --> 00:14:18,126
And I found another pussy.

297
00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:22,126
Uh-huh, that's right.
I'm in both shows now.

298
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,459
Let's say I got froze or some shit.

299
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:27,751
God ribbit, Fichael!

300
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,668
You had to provoke Ozner
and bring those plagues upon us.

301
00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:33,001
I'm craving flies like a motherfucker.

302
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:37,084
You know every fly was just sitting
on some shit. I'm basically eating shit!

303
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,126
We all are. This is a Panera.

304
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,501
And look outside. It's raining lions!

305
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:46,918
And chainsaws.

306
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,501
Plus all the floors are covered in mouths.

307
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,793
I'm gonna eat your feet!

308
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,751
Hey, guys! It's Barry from work.

309
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:03,668
Look at him out there,
plotting all the ways he's gonna kill me.

310
00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:07,501
Oh shit, he saw us!

311
00:15:09,418 --> 00:15:13,543
We can't get any work done like this.
Why don't you just fire Harold?

312
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:16,626
If you fire a regular white guy,
he kills everybody.

313
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,418
What the hell
do you think Harold's gonna do?

314
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,501
No, no, I have an actually good idea.

315
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:24,668
We abandon this whole
take over the human city thing,

316
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,334
leave the lair forever,

317
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:30,709
then find something equally meaningful
to do with the rest of our lives.

318
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,876
Here you go.
Enjoy your Tuscan Turkey BazaWrap.

319
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,751
We got a tip, boys!

320
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,876
♪ He'll be tipping round the tip jar
When he tips ♪

321
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,001
♪ He'll be tipping round the tip jar
When he tips ♪

322
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:47,418
♪ Yes, he tips! He'll be-- ♪

323
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:48,334
Wait a minute.

324
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:51,251
A quarter? This is not a tip.

325
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:53,084
This is a "fuck you!"

326
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,584
I'm glad I came in your sandwich!

327
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:56,959
Next.

328
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,501
Don't worry, I only come
in every other sandwich.

329
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,793
It's an OCD thing.

330
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,293
[ominous music plays]

331
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:09,043
I'll never get to the front of the line.

332
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:11,876
There's nothing people want more
than this chicken sandwich.

333
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,001
Hey, everyone!

334
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:14,668
They're auctioning off the chance

335
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,209
to fuck a freakish mutant
with the mind of a child.

336
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,626
-Come on!
-Yes!

337
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,001
Thanks for angering God, Fichael.

338
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:26,709
What are you mad about? You don't seem
to be affected by any plagues.

339
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:30,209
Then explain why our hoo-ha
now sings opera?

340
00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:33,209
[singing in Italian]

341
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:43,001
That sounds great to me. My mom's
sounds like a waterlogged accordion.

342
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,793
There's the heretic. Get him!

343
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,001
Oh no. Don't kill me!

344
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,084
[suspenseful music plays]

345
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,918
Come with me, ribbit,
if you want to, ribbit, live!

346
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:04,793
Thanks, Dad. You think I'll be safe
from the angry mob up here?

347
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:06,626
From the mob? Yes.

348
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:12,043
Please, Ozner, remove these,
ribbit, accursed plagues.

349
00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:14,459
I brought you a sacrifice.
The one who angered you.

350
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:17,168
[in Kermit's voice]
Mr. Prince Fichael, yay!

351
00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:18,751
Ribbit!

352
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,001
Here we are.

353
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:27,501
I will now reveal the hidden entrance
to the secret Snart village.

354
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:30,168
Ooh, watch this!
He's gonna do some magic shit.

355
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:36,918
I guess you're not coming in.
More Snarts for me! Yay.

356
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,376
Oh, I'm coming in!

357
00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:47,709
[screaming] Oh God, this shit hurts!
This shit hurts!

358
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:53,626
[magical music plays]

359
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,209
Oh my God, it's beautiful!

360
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,584
We're about to get high as fuck!

361
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,209
[both] Hey!

362
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:02,168
What the hell?

363
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,084
Oh shit!

364
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:07,293
[laughs]
You both walked right into my trap.

365
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:10,043
King Snart, you've returned
from your mission.

366
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:16,043
You bastard. How dare you betray us
before we could betray you?

367
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:19,709
Everyone, we just captured
the two murderers

368
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,418
who have killed thousands of our kind!

369
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:26,126
For your atrocities
against Snuffle Snarts,

370
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:29,126
I sentence you both to…

371
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,084
death!

372
00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:32,334
What are we going to do?

373
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:35,709
I don't know. I keep trying to call
my lawyer, but he's not picking up.

374
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,001
-Carol! Carol!
-Oh, Andy!

375
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,168
This is what you do when I'm at work?

376
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,168
Oh my. Well, you caught me.

377
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,834
Congratulations on finally
catching someone!

378
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:47,376
That's low, Carol. That's fucking low.

379
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:55,543
The Schwater-rama has tahini sauce.
That's tzatziki sauce!

380
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,334
Why can't you tell the difference?

381
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:59,376
I'm color-blind, you purple fuck!

382
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:02,084
Welcome to BazaWra-- [screams]

383
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,709
Harold, you found me!

384
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:07,084
Why did I let you talk me
into all those bus shelter ads?

385
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:14,834
Wait, are you doing all this because
of the whole eating my lunch thing?

386
00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:16,334
Well, yes, that,

387
00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:20,876
and because I stayed up all night doing
cocaine and writing snappy tip songs.

388
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,043
Please don't kill me!

389
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,918
Bazarack, I'm a serial killer.

390
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:27,793
I don't kill for revenge.
I kill to quiet the screaming in my head.

391
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,918
I feel so silly. Everyone!

392
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,793
We're going home!

393
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:34,543
Chet, you're fired.

394
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:38,293
What? Fired?
I'll kill all you motherfuckers!

395
00:19:40,376 --> 00:19:42,834
What did I tell you about white guys?

396
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:44,793
Harold!

397
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,834
[wailing] No!

398
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,293
I loved you.

399
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:52,876
Welcome, everybody!

400
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,459
Today, and today only,

401
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:57,543
we are auctioning off
animal parts for you to fuck

402
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,543
so you don't piss off God.

403
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:02,293
First item up for bid,
and we're starting big,

404
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:04,709
is a genuine whale pussy!

405
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,543
We'll start the bidding at $10.

406
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,001
I'm at $10, not 20. Need 30
for the whale pussy. Somebody give me 30?

407
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,709
I got 40 for the whale pussy.
Fat, juicy whale pussy!

408
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,876
Stop the auction. This is madness!

409
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,543
And a stupid C story.

410
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:23,709
Billy only here
because you not care about Billy.

411
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,084
Barry can kiss Billy's ass!

412
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:27,376
Not unless he bids!

413
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,084
I'm sorry I blew you off, son.

414
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:30,376
Next time I have to choose

415
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,751
between parenting
and standing in line for chicken,

416
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,418
I will choose you.

417
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,168
No one's having sex
with any of my son's pussies today!

418
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,709
But that's the only reason we're here!

419
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:45,001
Well, why would you have sex with that
when you can have sex with this?

420
00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:48,043
-[dance music plays]
-[crowd cheers]

421
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:52,168
I made a few genetic modifications.
I already sold the recipe.

422
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,543
[announcer]
Introducing the Cluckinator Fuckinator!

423
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:57,918
The only spicy chicken sandwich
you can fuck!

424
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,626
Coming soon to Carl's Jr.

425
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,126
[ominous music plays]

426
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:04,501
Fichael, son of Renzo,

427
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:07,168
prepare to feel my wrath!

428
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:08,209
Wait!

429
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,959
Instead of killing me,
why don't you use your powers for good?

430
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,876
Oh.

431
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,543
Well, I never thought about that.
You know what?

432
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:19,376
On the count of three,
there will be no more cancer.

433
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:23,084
One, two, thr--

434
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:27,126
Ribbit, ribbit, motherfucker!
Looks like there's a frog in your throat!

435
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:33,793
[mystical music plays]

436
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,209
[birds chirping]

437
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,209
Oh.

438
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:38,293
That was your plan the whole time!

439
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:40,959
To use me as bait so you could kill God.

440
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,209
Oh, hey, Fichael.
I didn't realize you were still alive.

441
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,084
[uneasy music plays]

442
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,084
Uh, hi, I'm Public Defender Snart.

443
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:53,876
I found some case law
that should help us get a stay of exec--

444
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:57,209
-Worth it.
-Let the execution begin!

445
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,834
Oh, all of our execution gear
is destroyed.

446
00:22:11,918 --> 00:22:16,834
And we still have so many criminal Snarts
on death row.

447
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,793
You do? Well, maybe we can make a deal.

448
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:22,126
Let us go, and I'll only snort
the criminals you would execute anyway.

449
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,793
That may actually work.

450
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,751
We do have a lot of pedophiles!

451
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:31,334
You can sleep in my sleeping bag
because you don't have one.

452
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,876
I have one right here.

453
00:22:36,668 --> 00:22:38,084
[both sniffing]

454
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:42,918
Everyone, Ozner is dead.

455
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:47,251
We don't have to worry
about following his silly rules anymore.

456
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:51,668
Ooh, for the first time, I feel freed
from the shackles of religion!

457
00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:55,251
I want to celebrate with hours
of the craziest sex imaginable!

458
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,376
I know a guy.

459
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,709
Tell me I'm good at my job!

460
00:23:01,251 --> 00:23:04,126
-What does that mean?
-Just do it! I'm close!

461
00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:09,084
And the award for best
human-on-spider sex scene goes to…

462
00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:13,376
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel!

463
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:16,584
This is the best sex I've ever-- [screams]

464
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:18,668
What? I gotta watch this show.

465
00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,668
[adventurous music playing]