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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎來到法札星

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‎咯咯終結者！

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‎讓人難以抗拒的香辣雞肉三明治
‎造成了動亂，戰爭和種族滅絕

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‎每個肉餅都來自壓扁一萬隻雞寶寶

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‎也因為快樂死掉的東西都比較好吃

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‎我們先幫雞寶寶辦了派對

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‎天啊，我想要吃吃看

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‎我想要舔爆那個被打扁的肉

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‎天啊，性感睡衣有用了

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‎我想要用雙手伸進那溫熱多汁的佳餚

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‎我想要把臉埋進那兩片中間
‎爽到最高點

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‎我想把熱狗塞進去，扭一波再拔出來

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‎舔光那臭巴巴的油膩

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‎你真是出口成章啊

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‎佔有我吧，藍佐！

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‎儘管我很想要清一清
‎妳那蜘蛛洞的蜘蛛網

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‎但是不行，因為我們要上教堂

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‎那就上完教堂再做

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‎但我需要遠離那些蠟燭

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‎免得我那臭巴巴的油膩又會著火

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‎剛才真險

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‎從現在開始
‎我對廣告的評語要更小心

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‎賓士推出新款S系列

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‎看看那堅硬的金屬外身

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‎我好想進去你裡頭

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‎我要操駕到你整個散掉為止

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‎本來我週日沒有打算那樣過
‎但你真的是出口成章

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‎這不是拿來吃的

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‎那又幹嘛放在盤子上？

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‎肥皮，我腹瀉拉錢了

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‎這是很棒的腹瀉笑話

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‎歡迎，各位弟兄姐妹

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‎很高興在教堂見到大家

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‎-沒人想來這兒！
‎-來這兒！

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‎讚美歐斯納，我們全能的主

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‎他完全是瞎掰出來的，你白癡喔

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‎讚美歐斯納！

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‎臭巴巴的油膩

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‎各位弟兄姐妹，歐斯納昨晚跟我說話

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‎祂有神聖的訊息要告訴祂的孩子

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‎不許再幹炮

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‎不許再幹炮？聽起來不像神會說的話

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‎我只是換句話說

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‎祂其實是這樣講的：
‎“人類不許和另一個人類交媾…

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‎幹炮”

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‎可惜這也包括我和我火辣的嬌妻在內

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‎每週日都他媽這樣！

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‎我知道這是犧牲

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‎但歐斯納都說話了

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‎嚴禁抽插、後庭花和在胸膛上拉屎！

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‎不能嘿咻我們還要幹嘛？

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‎保守祂的名
‎無所不見的歐斯納預見了這個問題

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‎要我轉告大家去排進長長的人龍

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‎等著購買讓人無法抗拒的
‎咯咯終結者香辣雞肉三明治

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‎帶回來這兒餵我吃

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‎我問歐斯納為什麼？

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‎祂說：“不准舔、不准吸
‎只管把雞肉吃下去”

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‎我說：“這是你靈機一動嗎？”

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‎祂說：“對”

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‎這個禁幹令會維持多久？

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‎這全由歐斯納定奪

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‎或許一天、或許一週

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‎或許六到八個月

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‎但我呼籲大家保持冷靜

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‎已經20秒了，我得要找東西幹

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‎我好想要！

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‎你們不是人類
‎我們願意付錢跟你們恩愛！

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‎現金看起來確實很美味
‎但我沒辦法上妳

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‎智慧機器人如果高潮，會爆炸死掉

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‎基本上，如果我們…

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‎那個出來，命就去了

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‎肥皮，如果你再偷我的笑話
‎我會幫你打手槍打到你爆炸身亡

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‎排隊買咯咯終結者實在太花時間

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‎還是我們改去快進快出？

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‎我比較想吃五個傢伙

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‎我說快進快出是做愛啦，梅兒

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‎我也是

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‎這些人是從哪冒出來的？

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‎這是卡通，混蛋，跟著演就是了

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‎費可，做愛會是犯罪

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‎歐斯納都這樣說了

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‎我得要承認，這也太正好了點

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‎歐斯納降旨都對我爸有利

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‎你那是褻瀆神！

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‎你可以幫忙占位嗎？

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‎歐斯納有令
‎現在城內所有B罩杯以上的女子

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‎要到你爸的窗外上空跳繩

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‎這實在是錯得離譜，耶！

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‎我餓死了，但願我們
‎能用那些好色的人類賺進大筆現金

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‎可惜我們不認識
‎有其他的非人類可以…

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‎爽一波，但又不會爆掉

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‎可惡，肥皮，我警告過你了！

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‎等等，那是什麼？

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‎比利很好奇在這一集
‎我怪異的故事支線會怎麼發展

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‎嘿，你不是人類
‎我們可以幫你拉皮條嗎？

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‎來了

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‎比利得要問爸爸可不可以

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‎比利在怪異的故事支線裡
‎可以當阻街女郎嗎？

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‎我現在無法回答，我正在專心排隊

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‎所以怪人可以把比利的身體
‎賣去做愛嗎，爹地？

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‎你要幹嘛都可以

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‎我沒辦法一邊排隊買雞肉三明治
‎一邊當家長教育你

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‎如果我開始思考你的福祉，就會失焦

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‎說時遲那時快…

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‎可惡

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‎這是什麼鬼地方？

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‎（SHAT小隊）

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‎好吧，只有來一點混亂
‎才能安撫我內心的惡魔

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‎在門頂放一桶水

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‎百分之百無害的小惡作劇

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‎糟糕

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‎（米）

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‎你把我放進一袋米裡？
‎你怎麼知道這能救我一命？

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‎我不知道，我是要藏屍

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‎有了，你需要把對於混亂的癮頭
‎換成更安全一點的事

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‎好比毒癮

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‎我這個體型一次吸一整個鼻咽寶

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‎因為你個子小…

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‎這玩意兒比混亂更爽！

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‎你還有鼻咽寶嗎？

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‎抱歉，那是最後一個了

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‎你以為我在跟你開玩笑？

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‎我沒有米了，死芭樂

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‎我今天要偷誰的午餐呢？

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‎這肯定是殷提的

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‎我討厭蛋沙拉
‎但我得要展現統馭地位

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎吃你的臭午餐啊！

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‎問題，你太太把午餐放進這個袋子

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‎她頭上是戴什麼，免得狗狗嘔吐？

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‎那不是我的午餐

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‎（哈洛）

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‎完了，哈洛！

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‎我偷吃變態連環殺手的午餐

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‎我看到燕麥葡萄乾餅乾就該知道

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‎你在吃我的午餐嗎？

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‎什麼？不是，是殷提在吃

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‎他要我先幫他嚼碎，像鳥寶寶那樣

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‎嘿，沒啥大不了的

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‎不用放在心上

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‎意外總難免

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‎完了，他會殺了我

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‎安啦，他都說“意外總難免”了

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‎不對，他才不是說“意外總難免”

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‎他是說“意外總難免”

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‎差很大！

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‎我們問題大了！

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‎不對，我的問題才大了

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‎你竟然要我用狗碗吃狗食？

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‎我可是科學家，可惡！

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‎你是什麼鬼東西？

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‎竟敢瞪我？

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‎我命令你立刻臣服，讓我聞你的屁眼

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‎（SHAT小隊）

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‎佐寶，你這粉紅臭屎！

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‎我的藥頭說
‎這顆星球上的鼻咽寶被你買光了

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‎等等，我正要吸

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‎快點！

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‎爽翻天！

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‎太好了，這下子絕種了
‎我幹嘛要給你嚐好料啊？

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‎你毀了我的人生
‎現在我要怎麼毀了我的人生？

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‎放開我最後一個鼻咽寶
‎你這個浪費米的東西！

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‎這歸我吸，看我不打扁你！

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‎等等…如果饒我一命
‎我就帶你們去隱藏的鼻咽寶村

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‎-什麼？
‎-對，我們沒絕種

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‎有好幾千個鼻咽寶住在那兒

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‎好幾千個？

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‎我好高興，都快哭出來了

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‎看來他是腹瀉拉車子了

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‎這是很厲害的腹瀉笑話

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‎最佳腹瀉笑話的得主是…

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‎《漫才梅索太太》！

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‎妳絕對做不成單口喜劇演員

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‎是嗎，爸？那個…

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‎好吧，確實很高明

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‎（法札星教會，徵傳教士）

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‎保佑你，讚美歐斯納！

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‎辣椒的力量讓我難以自拔

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‎哈利路亞，我的肚子

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‎免了，多謝，費可，我飽了

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‎我排了九小時才買到耶

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‎歐斯納感謝你

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‎其實還選擇了你做最神聖的任務

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‎祂要我讓你“聞香”

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‎快到杜林裹“屁”布裡頭，吃神的屁

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‎我已經膩了每週日都做這個

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‎歐斯納到底是怎麼跟你說話的？

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‎我只是進祕密基地找祂

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‎（工友）

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‎你是說工友的工具間？

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‎我開始覺得歐斯納甚至不是真的了

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‎是啊！

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‎-他說得對
‎-吃屁人說得有理

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00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,001
‎好吧，我來證明！

196
00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:46,293
‎我問歐斯納是不是真的，祂說是

197
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:47,959
‎讚美歐斯納！

198
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:50,043
‎-我就知道！
‎-殺了吃屁人！

199
00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:52,334
‎你們看不出來是怎麼回事嗎？

200
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,626
‎只有我爸見過歐斯納

201
00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:57,918
‎所有的規則又都對他有利

202
00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:01,168
‎而且得了吧
‎歐斯納的英文就是藍佐反過來

203
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:05,501
‎你以為我懶惰到
‎掰名字只把字母反過來？

204
00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:09,376
‎那就像是改掉麥可英文的首字母
‎以為變成費可就很有未來感

205
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:12,209
‎如果歐斯納要我們相信

206
00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:14,168
‎那叫他現身啊！

207
00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,709
‎好吧，我問問

208
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,501
‎但祂很害羞

209
00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:24,668
‎我是你全能的神歐斯納！

210
00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:28,001
‎你真以為有人會相信？

211
00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:30,084
‎讚美歐斯納！

212
00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:33,918
‎如果你真是全能，那這樣絕對不會痛

213
00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:36,668
‎費可，不要

214
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:39,418
‎安啦，是我爸把拖把放在頭上

215
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:43,209
‎但你那樣對親爹還是很怪吧？

216
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:45,043
‎不比這樣怪！

217
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,251
‎來看看現在誰是吃屁人！

218
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:50,959
‎給我過來吃屁！

219
00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:55,209
‎-費可，你把神怎麼了？
‎-糟糕

220
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,876
‎你竟敢激怒大能的歐斯納？

221
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:04,376
‎在保佑你不准舔、不准吸
‎只管把雞肉吃下去之後

222
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:07,501
‎這是你兒子對我的報答？

223
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,959
‎歐斯納，請開恩

224
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:11,293
‎安靜！

225
00:12:11,376 --> 00:12:14,126
‎你們全都要承受十年瘟疫

226
00:12:17,418 --> 00:12:18,959
‎真有你的，費可

227
00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:20,751
‎祂感覺很假啊

228
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,876
‎不知道第一個瘟疫會是什麼？

229
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:23,793
‎不知道

230
00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:28,584
‎好吧，鼻咽寶
‎要帶我們去你隱藏的鼻咽寶村了

231
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:33,043
‎我必須警告在先
‎前往村莊一路上將會是險象環生

232
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:35,209
‎我們必須橫越叢林

233
00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:38,168
‎山洞

234
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,918
‎冰封濕地

235
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,209
‎各位，我是同事貝利

236
00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:46,376
‎和那個

237
00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:48,084
‎（家具用品連鎖）

238
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,668
‎好吧，這個還不太壞

239
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,709
‎我不懂我們幹嘛需要氣泡水機

240
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,584
‎買瓶裝氣泡水真有那麼花錢嗎？

241
00:12:57,668 --> 00:12:59,418
‎重點是方便性

242
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,709
‎我們可以自己在家做氣泡水

243
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,084
‎但是得要用他們的糖漿

244
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:07,751
‎我敢說他們沒做黑莓小黃瓜
‎但妳知道誰有做嗎？

245
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:08,876
‎瓶裝氣泡水？

246
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,418
‎就是瓶裝氣泡水

247
00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:13,876
‎可惡，是山洞裡的人，我要去追他們

248
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,084
‎拜託喔，你現在還要工作？

249
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:19,959
‎怪我想要讓家裡有東西吃囉！

250
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,293
‎還家裡有東西吃咧？

251
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,959
‎你從來沒抓到過誰，蜘蛛蘭

252
00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:28,876
‎早知道就嫁給安迪比爾曼
‎聽說他現在是律師了

253
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,293
‎現在沒空跟妳吵這個，卡蘿

254
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,584
‎卡蘿，是妳嗎？

255
00:13:33,668 --> 00:13:35,209
‎安迪比爾曼？

256
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:36,626
‎好久不見了

257
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:38,918
‎妳氣色真好？氣泡水機啊？

258
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,876
‎-安迪！
‎-卡蘿！

259
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,084
‎安迪

260
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,084
‎（SHAT小隊）

261
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,293
‎我又找到了三個陰道

262
00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:56,543
‎我找到了四根陰莖
‎三個女陰和一個泄殖腔

263
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,834
‎性器官和排泄器官大合體耶

264
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:00,251
‎我們這樣一定可以加價賣

265
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:04,418
‎這個故事支線還真怪異

266
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,751
‎我們應該拍賣這些器官
‎這樣幫他拉皮條可以賺更多

267
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,334
‎好主意，我們最好先幫他清理一下

268
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,668
‎中大獎了！又找到兩根老二

269
00:14:16,751 --> 00:14:18,126
‎我又找到了一個“妹妹”

270
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,126
‎沒錯，《無限廢警局》也有我

271
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,459
‎姑且說我被低溫保存了吧

272
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:27,751
‎可惡…呱呱，費可

273
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,668
‎都是你挑釁歐斯納
‎給我們帶來了瘟疫

274
00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:33,001
‎我跟死芭樂一樣超想吃蒼蠅

275
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:37,084
‎每隻蒼蠅都踩過大便
‎所以基本上我是在吃大便

276
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,126
‎我們大家都是，這是那家知名連鎖店

277
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,501
‎你看外頭，在下獅子！

278
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:46,918
‎還有鏈鋸

279
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,501
‎加上地板上全都是嘴巴

280
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,793
‎我要吃妳的腳

281
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,751
‎大家好，我是同事貝利

282
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:03,668
‎你看看他，策劃所有用來殺我的方法

283
00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:07,501
‎可惡，他看到我們了

284
00:15:09,418 --> 00:15:13,543
‎我們這樣沒辦法幹活
‎你怎麼不直接炒掉哈洛？

285
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:16,626
‎尋常的白人被炒都會殺光所有人了

286
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,418
‎你覺得哈洛被炒掉會怎麼做？

287
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,501
‎不行，我其實有一個好主意

288
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:24,668
‎我們放棄佔領人類城市這檔事

289
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,334
‎永遠離開這個巢穴

290
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:30,709
‎找到同樣有益的事情做，度過餘生

291
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,584
‎（巴薩捲餅，盛大開幕！）

292
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,876
‎有請，好好享用托斯卡火雞巴薩捲餅

293
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,751
‎我們有小費了，各位

294
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,876
‎拿到小費讓他手舞足蹈想要飛

295
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,001
‎拿到小費讓他手舞足蹈想要飛

296
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:47,418
‎手舞足蹈想要飛…

297
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:48,334
‎等等

298
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:51,251
‎25分硬幣？這才不是小費

299
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:53,084
‎這是侮辱人！

300
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:56,001
‎幸好我有射在妳的三明治裡

301
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:56,959
‎下一位

302
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,501
‎別擔心，我每兩個三明治才射一次

303
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,793
‎因為強迫症

304
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:09,043
‎我絕對排不到前面了

305
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:11,876
‎雞肉三明治是大家的最愛

306
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,001
‎嘿，各位！

307
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:14,668
‎有人正在拍賣競標

308
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,209
‎可以幹一個只有小孩心智的突變怪胎

309
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,626
‎-走吧！
‎-好耶！

310
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,001
‎真謝謝你激怒了神，費可

311
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:26,709
‎妳幹嘛生氣？感覺妳又沒被瘟疫影響

312
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:30,209
‎那你解釋一下我們的小妹妹
‎現在怎麼唱起了歌劇？

313
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:43,001
‎我覺得很好聽啊
‎我媽那兒的聲音像是泡水的手風琴

314
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,793
‎異端在那兒！抓住他！

315
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,001
‎不要，別殺我！

316
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,918
‎如果想活命的話，呱呱，就跟我來

317
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:04,793
‎爸，謝了，上頭這樣大堆頭
‎我會安全嗎？

318
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:06,626
‎你說頭嗎？對

319
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:12,043
‎歐斯納，拜託你，呱呱
‎解除這些受詛咒的瘟疫

320
00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:14,459
‎我帶了祭品過來，就是他觸怒了你

321
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:17,168
‎費可王子先生，好耶！

322
00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:18,751
‎呱呱

323
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,001
‎到了

324
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:27,501
‎我現在要揭開
‎通往鼻咽寶祕密村莊的隱藏通道

325
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:30,168
‎注意看！他要變魔術了

326
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:36,043
‎我猜你是進不去了
‎我又有更多鼻咽寶可吸囉！

327
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,376
‎我可要進去了

328
00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:47,709
‎天啊，這樣真痛…

329
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,209
‎天啊，好美喔

330
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,584
‎我們就快要嗨到最高點了

331
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:02,168
‎搞鬼啊？

332
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,084
‎完了

333
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,293
‎你們兩個這是自投羅網

334
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:10,043
‎鼻咽寶國王，你出任務回來了

335
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:16,043
‎混蛋，你竟敢搶先一步背叛我們？

336
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:19,709
‎各位，我們剛抓到了兩個謀殺犯

337
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,418
‎他們殺了好幾千個我們的同類

338
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:26,126
‎因為你們對鼻咽寶的暴行

339
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:29,126
‎我要宣判你們兩個…

340
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,084
‎死刑！

341
00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:32,334
‎我們要怎麼辦？

342
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:35,709
‎不知道，我一直打給律師，但他不接

343
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,001
‎-卡蘿！
‎-安迪！

344
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,168
‎我去上班的時候妳都這樣？

345
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,168
‎唉呀，被你抓到了

346
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,834
‎恭喜你終於抓到某人了

347
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:47,376
‎卡蘿，這句話真毒，太毒了

348
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:50,001
‎（巴薩捲餅，盛大開幕！）

349
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:55,543
‎黑嘛嘛要用中東芝麻醬
‎那是黃瓜優格醬！

350
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,334
‎你怎麼分不出差別呢？

351
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:59,376
‎我色盲啊，你這紫色的烏龜蛋

352
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:02,084
‎歡迎光臨巴薩捲…

353
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,709
‎哈洛，你找到我了

354
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:07,084
‎我幹嘛讓你說服我在公車亭登廣告？

355
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,501
‎（巴薩捲餅
‎“我每兩個三明治才射一次”）

356
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:14,834
‎等等，你搞得這麼麻煩
‎全是因為吃了我的午餐嗎？

357
00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:16,334
‎那個，是啊

358
00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:20,876
‎也因為我熬夜吸古柯鹼
‎還有寫超炫的小費歌

359
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,043
‎請不要殺我

360
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,918
‎巴薩拉克，我是連環殺手

361
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:27,793
‎我不是報復殺人
‎我殺人是要讓我腦中的尖叫噤聲

362
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,918
‎我覺得自己好蠢，大家

363
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,793
‎我們要回家囉！

364
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:34,543
‎柴特，你被炒了

365
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:38,293
‎什麼？被炒了？
‎看我不殺光你們這些死芭樂！

366
00:19:40,376 --> 00:19:42,834
‎我不就跟你說過白人會這樣嗎？

367
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:44,793
‎哈洛！

368
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,834
‎不要！

369
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,293
‎我愛你耶

370
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:52,876
‎歡迎各位

371
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,459
‎僅限今天

372
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:57,543
‎我們要拍賣動物器官給各位幹

373
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,543
‎免得觸怒神

374
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:02,293
‎第一項競標的物件，開場就是重頭戲

375
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:04,709
‎純正的鯨魚陰道！

376
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,543
‎起標價是10美元

377
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,001
‎10塊、沒有20塊、需要30塊

378
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,709
‎鯨魚陰道標到40塊
‎肥美多汁的鯨魚陰道

379
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,876
‎暫停拍賣，這太瘋狂了

380
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,543
‎也是很蠢的故事支線

381
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:23,709
‎比利在這裡全是因為你不關心比利

382
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,084
‎貝利可以親比利的屁股！

383
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:27,376
‎他要得標才可以親！

384
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,084
‎很抱歉我冷落了你，兒子

385
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:30,376
‎下次如果要我在當家長

386
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,751
‎和排隊買雞肉漢堡之間做選擇

387
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,418
‎我一定會選擇你

388
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,168
‎我兒子的那些陰道
‎今天誰都休想幹到！

389
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:40,709
‎但我們全是因為這個才來的耶！

390
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:44,918
‎你們何必幹這個？
‎明明就有這個可以幹

391
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:52,168
‎我做了點基因改造，也已經售出食譜

392
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,543
‎推出咯咯終結者之幹炮終結者！

393
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:57,918
‎你唯一可以用來幹的辣雞三明治

394
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,626
‎即將在連鎖速食店登場

395
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:04,501
‎費可，藍佐的兒子

396
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:07,168
‎準備感受我的憤怒吧！

397
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:08,209
‎等等

398
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,959
‎與其殺我，不如用你的力量來行善？

399
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,543
‎我從來沒這樣想過，不然這樣吧

400
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:19,376
‎我數到三，將不再有癌症

401
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:23,084
‎一、二…

402
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:27,126
‎呱呱…死芭樂
‎青蛙插得你喉嚨說不出話來了吧

403
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:38,293
‎原來這一直就是你的打算！

404
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:40,959
‎把我當誘餌，好讓你殺掉神

405
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,209
‎嘿，費可，我本來不知道你還活著

406
00:21:48,126 --> 00:21:50,084
‎嗨，我是鼻咽寶公設辯護人

407
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:53,876
‎我找到了一些判例
‎應該可以延遲處…

408
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:57,209
‎-值得！
‎-開始處決吧！

409
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,834
‎我們的處決裝置都被毀了

410
00:22:11,918 --> 00:22:16,834
‎還有一大堆鼻咽寶死囚正在等候執行

411
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,793
‎真的？那或許我們可以談個條件

412
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:22,126
‎放我們走
‎我只會吸你們要被處死的罪犯

413
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,793
‎這或許真的可行

414
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,751
‎我們是有很多戀童癖

415
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:31,334
‎你沒有睡袋，可以睡我的

416
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,876
‎我的睡袋就在這兒

417
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:42,918
‎各位，歐斯納已經死了

418
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:47,251
‎我們不用再擔心要遵守那些愚蠢規則

419
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:51,668
‎我有史以來頭一遭
‎覺得自己掙脫了宗教的禁錮

420
00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:55,251
‎我想要用連續好幾小時
‎超乎想像最瘋狂的性愛來慶祝

421
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,376
‎我認識一個傢伙

422
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,709
‎跟我說我對工作很在行

423
00:23:01,251 --> 00:23:04,126
‎-什麼意思？
‎-說就是了，我快出來了

424
00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:09,084
‎最佳人蛛性交場面的得主是

425
00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:13,376
‎《漫才梅索太太》！

426
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,376
‎這是我有過最棒的…

427
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:18,668
‎什麼？這部劇我非看不可

428
00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:06,168
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