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[ominous music playing]

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Welcome, great and powerful leaders
of the alien clans.

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King Snuffle Snart. President Banana.

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Medium Bob Dookie. Leafion the Fifth.

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And whatever the fuck you are.

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What it is, what it is.

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Okay. Thank you so much.

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I've gathered you here
for a very important reason.

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Hold on, mon.
Where's the leader of the skull people?

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Oh.

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You know what? I must have forgotten
to send his e-vite, or I'm racist.

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Anyhoo, it's time to launch a great war
to destroy the humans once and for all.

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I want you all to join me.

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[all laugh]

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Join you? We hate you, mon.

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What did I do to you?

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You scarred me for life.

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Oh my God!

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Grandma Bob Dookie!

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And I know about those non-stop,
offensive banana puns you do.

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That's a vicious rumor.
I would never do a banana pun.

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I'm just saying,
the human city is "ripe" for the taking.

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Watch your ass, mon.

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What? Did my humor not "a-peel" to you?

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That's it!

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Come back. Come back. Sit down.

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I'm sorry.

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I need you to stay,

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'cause I can't stand
to see a banana "split." Whoa!

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I'll kill you, motherfucker!

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Everybody calm down.

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If you won't go to war for me,
do it for Clitaris.

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What happened to Clitaris?

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Clitaris was killed by the human queen.

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No!

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We loved Clitaris, mon.

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Aw! Damn, man! You could have
just showed us a picture.

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We will all join you, Bazarack.

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The humans will feel
our furious vengeance!

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Who left the goddamn window open?

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We late for the big meeting?

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I heard we were going to war
with the human city.

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Wait a minute.
Don't you two live in the human city?

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No, you must be talking
about Flobby and Belzert.

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See, we're Flobby and Belzert.

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We Intellectoids are clones.

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We're all Flobby and Belzert.

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If we're going to war,
we'd better make some more of us.

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-How the hell does that work?
-We'll show you.

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But just so you know, it's a complex
process that's evolved over eons.

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♪ I put my tongue in his butthole ♪

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♪ That's how we reproduce, eh ♪

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Stop! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry I asked.

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I'm not. I like that nasty shit.

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[adventurous music playing]

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♪ Farzar ♪

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[growls]

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That's right. It's me,
fan-favorite breakout character Sal.

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Get your Sal T-shirts at SalTheTaint.com.

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[indistinct whispering]

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What do you mean
I don't own my own likeness?

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Fucking Netflix lawyers!

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Man, most of Bazarack's army is just shit.

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[upbeat video game music plays]

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Hadouken!

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[groans]

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You aliens are lucky I can't come out,

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because my new, ultra-glamorous armor
is chafing my balls to shit.

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Dad, I think we're in trouble.

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Bazarack has united
every alien on Farzar against us.

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They outnumber us 90 to one.

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What the hell has gotten Bazarack
so pissed off at us?

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Oh, I murdered his best friend.

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Anyway, good luck with this shit.
I'm going on vacation with my besties.

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Yes! I'm going to get a henna tattoo
and pay a hooker to eat my asshole.

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Dad, there has to be some way
to stop this war peacefully.

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I'll stop the war, Fichael,

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when I win thanks to my super weapon.

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[bagpipes play]

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Especially when I make
your super weapon even stronger.

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[surfer accent]
I could really go for some boba.

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What the hell did you do?
You ruined Squiggles!

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Don't you know all his anger
comes from being short?

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I think I'm gonna go play Frisbee golf.
Maybe test drive a Corolla.

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♪ Squiggles is a basic bitch now! ♪

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Prepare to die, humans!

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Intellectoids, line up!

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Ready.

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Aim.

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Fire!

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Oh, sorry, I missed one.

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Barry, weapons report.

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Oh, it's going great.
I covered the battlefield with land mimes.

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-You mean land mines?
-No.

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[accordion music playing]

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[accordion music stops abruptly]

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What was the point of that?

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The mime is dead, isn't he?
Also check out my sexual assault rifle.

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[indistinct whispering]

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Well, damn it, tell me what I can say!

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Chaos! Chaos!

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Barry, your new job
is to cure Zobo's chaos addiction

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before this war
makes him destroy the planet.

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Okay, S.H.A.T. Squad,
our troops need a medic.

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Well, I actually
went to nursing school before I--

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Billy, put your nimble hands to use.

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Oh!

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Whoopsy-daisies!

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War is disgusting. I want a new job too.

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Anything you want, Scootie.

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Ice cream taster?

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That's not really a job,

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but you got it, buddy!

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Fichael, I kind of want
to do tactical planning.

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I have an idea
on how to end this war. Maybe today!

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Those are a lot of words, Val,

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but they don't mean anything.

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Besides, you already have a job.

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You're my girlfriend.

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If you want something to do, why don't you
knit me a scarf with my name on it?

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Sure. What color would you like?

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[chuckles uncomfortably]

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Why haven't we won yet?

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Wars usually take longer
than 20 minutes, Uncle B.

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Yeah, well, so do
your fat wife's juicy blowjobs.

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I'm not married.

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God, I miss Clitaris!

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[sobs]

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And I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this war.

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♪ Day-o! ♪

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♪ Daylight come and me want to go home ♪

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Yes, reinforcements!

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[chuckles] You guys are fucked now!

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-♪ Day ♪
-[dance music playing]

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♪ Me say day-o ♪

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♪ Daylight come and me want to go home ♪

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♪ Day ♪

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♪ Me say day-o ♪

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♪ Daylight come and me want to go home ♪

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♪ Come Mister Tally Man
Tally me bananas ♪

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♪ Daylight come and me want to go home ♪

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♪ Come Mister Tally Man
Tally me bananas ♪

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♪ Daylight come and me want to go home ♪

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Where the hell are they going?

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You think they're pulling around?
Nope, they're leaving.

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Don't worry, Uncle B. I made a call.

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[grunting]

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Shoot me, I'm racist.

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[groans]

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I can't move my arm!

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Or leg!

153
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Val, this is all your fault.

154
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I'm sorry, Mal.

155
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Hey, wait. I can move
both sides of our body!

156
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Grab my gun. You've got to fight
our way out of here or we're both dead.

157
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But I've never killed anyone.

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[yelling]

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Ah! Oh my God!

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Your first kill can be hard on ya.

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[laughs]

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Oh God, I fucking love killing!
I feel no remorse!

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Thanks for the cool hand, Billy.

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[laughs maniacally]

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Val? What the heck's going on with you?

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-She's completely gone off the deep end!
-Shut up, freak show!

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[grunts]

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I've been pushing down my feelings
my whole life. I finally feel free!

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I don't want you going back
on the battlefield. You're not yourself.

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Nobody tells me what to do anymore, bitch!

171
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Val, that's not fair.

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That's our word for you.

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Don't stifle her.
If she wants to fight, let her fight.

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I will murder
every cock-sucking one of you!

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Must be that time of the month, huh?

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Your mom gets like that
when she's on her period too.

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Mom still gets her period? At her age?

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Sort of. You ever pull too hard
when you open a cherry Kool-Aid packet?

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It's kind of like that.

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Yeah, I don't really need to hear about--

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You ever seen a plane
try to put out a forest fire?

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-Oh, Dad!
-I'm serious.

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It's like her hoo-ha
took the cinnamon challenge.

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I got it!

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I have a plan
to cure your chaos addiction.

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Oh! What's that?

187
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Taking you to the most orderly place
on the planet.

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-The Container Store.
-[triumphant notes play]

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Stacks and stacks of containers
in perfect order,

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every lid fitting perfectly.

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With many months of training,
you will learn to love order like this.

192
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But what if I do this?

193
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Well, now, that's my breaking point.

194
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I just put a bomb in your dick.
It will explode if you indulge in chaos.

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You're cured. And you're welcome.

196
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Ah! Brain freeze!

197
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Man, I thought this'd be the best job
in the military, but it sucks too.

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The best job in the military
has to be the guy who goes around

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and tells all them widows
their husbands were killed in action.

200
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How's that a good job?
That seems terrible.

201
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Because the death of a spouse
makes women super horny.

202
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I've known that
since my grandpa's funeral.

203
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Grandma was insatiable.

204
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Grandpa ended up in a dirt hole,
and so did half the retirement home.

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Grandmas!

206
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Uh, yeah,
I really don't need to hear about--

207
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I'm serious.

208
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That day, she buried her husband,
and two dozen cocks in her snatch.

209
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I got it!

210
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Fichael, first of all, I'm switching jobs.

211
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I wanna be the dude
who tells widows their husbands died.

212
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Second, see that soldier over there?

213
00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:10,168
He said he wants to be on the front line.
Human shield division.

214
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Wow, we need more men like him.

215
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I'll tell you who needed more men.
My grieving grandmother.

216
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I'm telling you, she gave a whole
new meaning to the term "receiving line."

217
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RIP. That's the sound her vagina made.

218
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Really? No lawyer on that one?

219
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[ominous music plays]

220
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Give it up, Renzo.

221
00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:33,084
You're no match for my best friends,
the skull people!

222
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I still got a trick up my sleeve.

223
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Release the corgis!

224
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[barking]

225
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[growling]

226
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So do I!

227
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Release the Roombas!

228
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[whirring]

229
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[dogs whimpering]

230
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So this whole war just a fuck around?

231
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We put up a good fight,
but we're losing this war.

232
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I'm gonna nuke this planet,
and we'll find a new place to live.

233
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There's room in the escape ship
for me and you, Fichael.

234
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:09,001
Wait, I forgot about Easel-bot.

235
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:10,751
I was kidding
about nuking the planet, son.

236
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Come on, Easel-bot.
Let's get the fuck out of here.

237
00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:16,209
Dad, wait! Just give me a chance
to talk to Bazarack.

238
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You got five minutes, then we're leaving.

239
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Me, Easel-bot, Slag,
the corgis, giant Squiggles,

240
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:25,168
Scootie's fat drug dealer,
and this cardboard cutout of Pickle Rick.

241
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[war drums playing]

242
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I fucking hate war!

243
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There's no Wi-Fi out here for my Peloton.

244
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This war's gonna make me fat! Fat! Fat!

245
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Like that weird-looking new girl
with the B-cups.

246
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Uh, excuse you! The left one's a C.

247
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:46,084
Prince Fichael?

248
00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:49,918
I'm here because we wanna sit down
and negotiate a peace treaty.

249
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,084
I am kind of over this war thing.

250
00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:57,126
But, Uncle B, we only need, like,
another half hour and we can win this war.

251
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,626
Why do we need to win when we can settle?

252
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:03,334
Like you did, Clitaris,
with that tub of shit you call a wife.

253
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,293
[sobs]

254
00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:08,334
Damn it!

255
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:13,751
Anyway, Fichael, I will agree
to meet with your father.

256
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,418
But just so you know,

257
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:20,668
I happen to be a master negotiator.

258
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,043
I want all your natural resources.

259
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,251
Sounds fair.

260
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,668
I want to keep this pen.

261
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,459
No. I want your horns.

262
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,834
-Okay, but can I have a glass of water?
-No.

263
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,793
I got him right where I want him.

264
00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:39,668
Peace treaty signed.

265
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,126
I super fucked that up.

266
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:43,376
We have peace on Farzar!

267
00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:47,209
Dad, can we throw a big peace celebration
for the aliens?

268
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,626
I think that sounds like a great idea.

269
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,084
Fuck peace!

270
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:54,251
I want war.

271
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,293
-Val, calm down.
-[grunting]

272
00:13:56,376 --> 00:14:01,251
You're just trying to control me
like everyone else in my life!

273
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,834
She's still punching me.

274
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,501
What's with your girlfriend, Fichael?

275
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:06,418
Put her in the dungeon.
I'll straighten her out.

276
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:11,626
I apologize for that.

277
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:14,918
As a peace offering,
how would you like your own Wendigo?

278
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:16,334
Ooh, I'd love one.

279
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,043
[growls]

280
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:19,626
What the hell is this?

281
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,418
I thought you meant an RV,
not a goddamn monster.

282
00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:27,584
I almost feel bad
for sending Corporal Lairman out there.

283
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:30,543
Why? I didn't get a scratch on me.

284
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:34,501
I'm so glad the war is over.
I can't wait to get back to my wife.

285
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,918
She gets so horny when I'm gone.

286
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,418
Could you imagine
how sex crazy she'd be if I died?

287
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,751
Oh, I guess I did get a scratch on me.

288
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,501
Don't worry. Nurse Billy will patch that.

289
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,626
Whoopsy-daisies.

290
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:56,876
[knocking on door]

291
00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:01,584
I regret to inform you,
Corporal Lairman died in action.

292
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:05,418
[sobbing]

293
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:08,543
Sal, you idiot, she's not horny.
She's just sad.

294
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:11,959
Well, yeah, I'm sad.
You just told me my daddy died.

295
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,959
Your dad?

296
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,126
[deep voice]
Did I just hear my husband died?

297
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,584
Oh, Lord!

298
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,459
That makes me horny as hell!

299
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,251
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

300
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,459
Can you do something
about your crazy mama?

301
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,918
Everyone grieves in their own way.

302
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:28,293
Oh! Goddamn, you strong, bitch!

303
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:33,959
The death of my spouse has my gash
gooey with grief grease, y'all.

304
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,543
See? What did I tell ya?

305
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,126
That's a season wrap on Sal, everybody.
Good night!

306
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,209
[mysterious music playing]

307
00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:50,543
Since I can't indulge in chaos,

308
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:53,126
I will just live out my life
all alone up here.

309
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,126
No people, no chaos.

310
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:58,168
Hey, friend. Are you here
to find inner peace as well?

311
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,084
Actually, I am. [chuckles]

312
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,501
What is your secret?

313
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:05,001
A man named Barry Barris
put bombs in our naughty bits.

314
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:09,418
I was a kleptomaniac, but not anymore,
thanks to this bomb in my titty.

315
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,376
I was addicted to peanut brittle,

316
00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:14,876
but Barry made me realize there's
something I like more than peanut brittle.

317
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,876
Not having an exploded asshole.

318
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:17,834
Praise him.

319
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:23,793
Whoa! And I thought having
a bomb up my dick was a bad thing.

320
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:26,168
Maybe it can change my life
for the better.

321
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:30,084
Just be glad you weren't his patient
before they invented tiny bombs.

322
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,209
Wow.

323
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:34,001
Looks like he put a fat man
in your little boy.

324
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:38,793
Dad? I got us matching T-shirts
to wear to the peace celebration.

325
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,876
What the hell's this?

326
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,001
What is this?

327
00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:56,834
The end of the aliens.
I couldn't have done it without you, son.

328
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,334
I've been working
on my ultimate weapon for years,

329
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,418
but the missing ingredient was alien DNA.

330
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:06,376
Thanks to your alien immigration,
I had all I needed.

331
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:11,543
Hey, Fichael! Your dad is cool, man.
He lets us live in this escape room.

332
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:14,376
-The puzzles are real hard though.
-But we ain't giving up.

333
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,876
I think the answer's got something
to do with those two turds in the corner.

334
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:24,043
-Them are your turds, Flobby.
-I know. The mystery runs deep.

335
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,376
And you even had the idea

336
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:30,001
of gathering them all together in one spot
for the peace celebration.

337
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:32,793
I'll wipe them all out
before they know what hit 'em.

338
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,001
And here's the best part.

339
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:39,501
I built one for you.

340
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,126
I even gave it two C-cups

341
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,543
because I know you're self-conscious
about your mismatched milkies.

342
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:47,626
Join me. We can finally
bring real peace to Farzar

343
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:51,209
and rule the entire planet
as father and son.

344
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,459
I really thought I could change you.

345
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:57,001
I guess Bazarack was right. You are evil.

346
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:59,251
Well, I'm wiping those aliens out
with or without you.

347
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:02,876
No, you're not, because I'm gonna
tell 'em what you're planning.

348
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,334
I thought you might say that.

349
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:10,376
Your girlfriend likes my plan.

350
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,668
And Renzo likes the new me.

351
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,168
Ow!

352
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,543
Val, don't do this!

353
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,168
I love you!

354
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:18,126
You love me?

355
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:20,668
Tell me one thing you know about me.

356
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,209
You're, uh… You're a preacher.

357
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:24,376
I'm a teacher.

358
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:27,668
Oh, I get 'em mixed up,
'cause I've been molested by both.

359
00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:31,834
You are a terrible boyfriend and I can't
believe I put up with your shit,

360
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:33,793
just like I put up with everything!

361
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,459
But not anymore, Fichael! We are done.

362
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:37,918
Do you hear me? Done.

363
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,251
Fuck off and die!

364
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:42,751
[gasps] Are we having our first fight?

365
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,043
Oh, I gotta get out of here
to warn the aliens!

366
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:52,293
This is an escape room, man.
There ain't no way out of here.

367
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:54,001
Unless you're real good at turd puzzles.

368
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:57,043
Wait, if we create
enough Flobby and Belzert clones,

369
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,168
we could pop that cage door right open.

370
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,668
Great. How does that work?

371
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,043
Oh, you gonna like this.

372
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:05,959
♪ I put my tongue in his butthole ♪

373
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,459
♪ That's how we reproduce ♪

374
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,834
♪ I stick out my lips ♪

375
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,459
♪ And suck out all the juice ♪

376
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:13,876
[announcer] The clone scene made
an animator puke, so we cut it.

377
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:18,376
Great job with the peace treaty.

378
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:21,209
You gave away everything
and got nothing in return.

379
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,251
What do you mean nothing? Hello!

380
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,626
Have you seen the Lean Pocket
vending machines Renzo gave us?

381
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,376
I know someone's wife
who should switch to Lean Pockets.

382
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,459
[sobs]

383
00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:36,668
I don't know who I am anymore!

384
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,709
How are you going to manage
to give a speech?

385
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:42,584
Everyone knows Clitaris wrote
all of your speeches.

386
00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:44,334
What do you think, I'm lazy or something?

387
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:47,543
I'll have you know
I wrote this one all by myself.

388
00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,376
[clears throat]

389
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:54,001
Me Bazarack, hey.

390
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:59,626
Having peaces on Farzars make me so happy

391
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,584
that I touch chicken penis
with lobster claw

392
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,001
and make sticky mess on floors.

393
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:06,668
Oh, I get it.

394
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:10,459
The chicken penis is us,
the lobster claw's the humans,

395
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,376
and the sticky mess,

396
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,668
that's cum, innit?

397
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:14,959
[aliens gasp]

398
00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:17,043
[dramatic music playing]

399
00:20:18,459 --> 00:20:20,001
[screaming]

400
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,876
Oh, great. More bullshit.

401
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,668
♪ I put my tongue in his butthole
That's how we reproduce ♪

402
00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:39,834
♪ I stick out my lips
And suck out all the juice ♪

403
00:20:39,918 --> 00:20:42,584
Ooh, I hope this door pops open soon.

404
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:47,334
Congratulations, you made it out!

405
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,668
You didn't even find the key
we hid in your turds.

406
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,168
I fucking knew it!

407
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,668
[aliens screaming]

408
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,168
[dramatic music playing]

409
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:09,543
Bet this isn't the first time
Lean Pockets made you shit your pants.

410
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:13,626
Ugh. That was funny and I agree,
but you're going too far, Val.

411
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,418
What Renzo is doing is wrong!

412
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:16,668
Ow!

413
00:21:16,751 --> 00:21:19,126
Oh, you will pay for that!

414
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:20,334
[grunts]

415
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:41,084
I spent $2 billion
on this perfect metal hair.

416
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:43,168
You'll regret that.

417
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,001
I hate you!

418
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:54,501
All my life, you've been out of control
and I've been forced to be the good one.

419
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,584
[Val's mom] Eat your veggies, Val.

420
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,293
Good girls are healthy.

421
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,126
[rock music plays]

422
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,834
[Val's mom] Color inside the lines, Val.

423
00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:05,626
That's what good girls do.

424
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:07,876
[rock music plays]

425
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,334
Oh, I'm done being the good girl.

426
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:13,751
[grunts]

427
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,501
Wait, I-- I can move!

428
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,209
[groans] Piss off, motherfucker!

429
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,543
[grunts]

430
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:21,626
[epic music playing]

431
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,168
Val? [grunts]

432
00:22:34,251 --> 00:22:35,126
Are you okay?

433
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:37,501
Leave me alone.

434
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:39,459
I never want to see you again.

435
00:22:45,876 --> 00:22:47,543
Ah!

436
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,584
Ow! Oh, oh, oh!

437
00:22:55,251 --> 00:22:56,501
Think you won, huh?

438
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,334
Well, this ain't even my real robot.

439
00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:03,668
[epic music continues]

440
00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:11,501
[beeps]

441
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,043
[whirs]

442
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:21,168
[grunts]

443
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,626
I told you that…

444
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,168
♪ Your daddy is an evil asshole ♪

445
00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:28,001
Sorry, it's catchy.
It's on my SoundCloud, by the way.

446
00:23:30,918 --> 00:23:32,209
Namaste.

447
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:35,918
Thank you, Fichael.
Barry cured my chaos addiction.

448
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:36,876
Fuck what I said.

449
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,251
I need you to do a chaos-trophe right now.

450
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,209
It's the only thing that can stop my dad.

451
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:43,376
I just told you that I was cured.

452
00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:45,501
Besides, I can't indulge in chaos.

453
00:23:45,584 --> 00:23:47,293
Barry put a bomb in my dick.

454
00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:50,043
I didn't put a bomb in your dick.
That would be crazy.

455
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:52,751
I just made you think
I put a bomb in your dick.

456
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:55,084
This is why everyone hates you, Barry.

457
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,751
Okay, I will try.

458
00:23:57,334 --> 00:23:58,959
Chaos! Cha--

459
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:03,084
Oh, I guess I did put a bomb in your dick.

460
00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:08,126
Oh God, we're done for!

461
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:10,334
♪ Day-o! ♪

462
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:15,168
Oh! They must be here
to save us this time!

463
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:16,418
-[dance music playing]
-♪ Day ♪

464
00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:18,001
♪ Me say day-o ♪

465
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:21,126
♪ Daylight come and me want to go home… ♪

466
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,709
You bunch of dicks!

467
00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:25,793
Yeah, "bunch." That was a banana pun!

468
00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:36,834
-[moaning]
-[romantic music playing]

469
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:38,376
Yes! Yes!

470
00:24:38,459 --> 00:24:42,168
Aha! Renzo, she's "Chiquiting" on you!

471
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:45,959
Uh, I'm so tired
of having to be on all the time.

472
00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:48,543
Mom? Oh God!

473
00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:54,793
Chaos! Chaos!

474
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,126
Zobo? You transformed!

475
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:06,168
I did? Do I look cool?

476
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:08,126
Uh… sure.

477
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,751
So this is a chaos-trophe, huh?

478
00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,834
How did this destroy a planet?

479
00:25:12,918 --> 00:25:16,043
I'm not sure!

480
00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:20,418
Wow! That was some explosion.

481
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:23,293
Well, to be fair,
at least half of that was a titty bomb.

482
00:25:23,918 --> 00:25:27,334
I thought there was good in you,
but I was wrong. Sorry, Dad.

483
00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:30,793
Now, Zobo!

484
00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:46,751
Dad!

485
00:25:48,543 --> 00:25:50,126
Are you okay?

486
00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:51,626
What have I done?

487
00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:56,168
I can't believe it. Renzo's dead?

488
00:25:56,668 --> 00:25:58,418
And the Dome is gone forever.

489
00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:01,084
This was always my dream.

490
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,626
All you needed was a little motivation.

491
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,543
You see, I faked my own--

492
00:26:05,626 --> 00:26:07,459
Ah! A ghost!

493
00:26:07,543 --> 00:26:09,459
[adventurous music playing]