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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎歡迎，偉大有力的外星人部落領袖

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‎鼻咽寶國王、香蕉總統

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‎中鮑糞、葉瘋五世

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‎還有不管你是啥鬼東西

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‎是怎樣就是怎樣囉

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‎好吧，多謝

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‎我召集各位過來有非常重要的理由

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‎等等，老兄，頭骨人的領袖呢？

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‎肯定是我忘記發電子邀請函
‎又或者我有種族歧視

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‎反正要來發動大戰
‎一鼓作氣毀滅人類了

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‎我要你們大家加入

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‎加入你？我們恨你耶，老兄

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‎我對你們怎麼了？

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‎你害我有一輩子的創傷

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‎天啊

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‎鮑糞爺爺！

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‎我也知道你那些沒完沒了
‎冒犯人的香蕉雙關語

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‎那是惡意傳聞
‎我才不會說香蕉雙關語

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‎我只是說人類的城市
‎已經“熟到可以採”了

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‎你注意一點，老兄

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‎怎麼？你覺得我的幽默感是“皮”？

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‎夠了

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‎快回來…坐嘛

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‎對不起

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‎我需要你留下

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‎我不忍心猴子看到平行線
‎因為沒有“香蕉”

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‎我要殺了你，死芭樂

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‎大家冷靜

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‎不為了我戰爭，也要為了殷提

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‎殷提怎麼了？

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‎殷提被人類女王殺了

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‎不會吧！

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‎我們愛殷提，老兄

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‎可惡，你可以給我們看照片就好

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‎我們都加入你，巴薩拉克

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‎人類將會感受到狂暴的復仇

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‎是誰沒關好窗戶？

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‎我們參加大會遲到了嗎？

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‎我聽說要和人類城市宣戰

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‎等等，你們兩個不是住人類城市嗎？

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‎不是，你一定是在說肥皮和貝瑟

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‎是這樣的，我們是肥皮和貝瑟

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‎我們智慧機器人是複製品

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‎我們都是肥皮和貝瑟

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‎如果要打仗，最好做出更多我們來

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‎-這要怎麼做？
‎-我們示範給你看

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‎但你要知道
‎這是亙古進化而成的複雜程序

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‎我把舌頭放進他的屁眼

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‎我們就是這樣繁衍

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‎快停…抱歉我不該問的

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‎我不抱歉，我愛看重口味的

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‎沒錯，是我
‎圈粉無數的爆紅小角色薩爾

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‎趕緊上網購賣薩爾T恤

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‎什麼叫做我沒自己長相的智財權？

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‎NETFLIX他媽的死律師！

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‎巴薩拉克的軍隊多半跟大便一樣

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‎波動拳！

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‎你們這些外星人運氣好，我不能出去

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‎因為我這身新的超華麗盔甲
‎把我的卵蛋磨破皮了

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‎爸，我想我們有麻煩了

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‎巴薩拉克聯合了
‎法札星所有外星人對抗我們

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‎90比1，我們寡不敵眾

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‎巴薩拉克幹嘛對我們這樣不爽？

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‎我謀殺了他最好的朋友

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‎反正祝你好運，我要跟死黨去度假了

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‎讚啦，我要去刺青
‎花錢找妓女吃我屁眼

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‎爸，一定有方法能和平停止這場戰爭

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‎我會停止這場戰爭，費可

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‎就等我戰勝，感謝我的超級武器

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‎尤其是我把你的超級武器變得更強

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‎我真的可以喝珍珠奶茶

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‎你搞什麼鬼？你把阿扭毀了

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‎你不知道他所有的憤怒
‎都來自於個子矮嗎？

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‎我想我要去玩飛盤高爾夫
‎或許還要試駕豐田可樂娜

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‎阿扭現在成了平凡人！

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‎準備受死吧，人類！

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‎智慧機器人，列隊

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‎預備

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‎瞄準

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‎開火

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‎抱歉，少了一個

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‎貝利，武器報告

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‎很順利，我在戰場到處都放了地“默”

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‎-你是說地“雷”嗎？
‎-不是

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‎這有什麼意義？

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‎默劇已死，不是嗎？
‎再看看我的性攻擊步槍

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‎要死了，那我可以說什麼？

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‎混亂…

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‎貝利，你的新工作
‎是治好佐寶對混亂的癮頭

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‎以免這場戰爭讓他毀了法札星

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‎好，SHAT小隊，我們的部隊需要軍醫

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‎其實我上過護校，後來…

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‎比利，讓你的巧手派上用場

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‎糟了個糕

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‎戰爭很噁心，我也要新工作

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‎你要做什麼都行，史庫弟

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‎冰淇淋試吃員？

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‎那不算是工作

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‎但是沒問題，兄弟

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‎費可，我想要做戰術計畫

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‎我有個點子
‎或許在今天就能結束戰爭

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‎聽妳說得天花亂墜，薇兒

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‎但是毫無實質意義

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‎再說妳已經有工作了

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‎妳是我的女友

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‎如果妳想找事情做
‎不如幫我打條繡上我名字的圍巾？

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‎當然，你喜歡什麼顏色？

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‎我們怎麼還沒贏？

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‎戰爭通常要花超過20分鐘，巴舅

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‎你的胖太太幫你吹喇叭也是

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‎我沒結婚

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‎天啊，我好想念殷提

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‎我好怕會打輸這場戰爭

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‎帥喔，援兵！

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‎你們這下子完蛋了！

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‎（DJ香蕉總統）

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‎他們這是要去哪裡？

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‎你看他們會回頭嗎？

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‎不會，他們是要走

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‎別擔心，巴舅，我打了電話

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‎開槍打我啊，我有種族歧視

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‎我的手臂動不了了

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‎腿也是！

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‎薇兒，這全都怪妳

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‎抱歉，梅兒

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‎慢著，我可以移動我們兩側的身體！

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‎拿我的槍，妳得要殺出血路
‎否則我們兩個都死定了

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‎但我從來沒有殺過人耶

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‎天啊

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‎第一次殺人可能很難接受

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‎天啊，我超愛殺人！完全不會自責！

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‎多謝你把我的手改得很酷，比利

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‎薇兒？妳是怎麼了？

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‎她完全變了一個人

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‎閉嘴，怪胎秀！

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‎我一輩子都在壓抑自己的感覺
‎我終於覺得自由了！

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‎我不要妳重回戰場，妳走樣了

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‎沒人可以再支配我，賤人！

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‎薇兒，這樣說不公道

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‎那是我們用來稱呼妳的詞

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‎不要把她悶壞了，她想戰鬥就讓她去

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‎我要殺光你們這些吸老二的！

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‎肯定是每個月那時候到了
‎你媽月經來也像是那樣

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‎媽還有月經喔？都她這年紀了？

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‎算是有吧，櫻桃口味的酷愛飲料袋
‎你有拉得太大力過嗎？

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‎-有點像是那樣
‎-我不用聽細節…

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‎你看過飛機設法撲滅森林大火嗎？

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‎-爸！
‎-我是說真的

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‎就像是她的陰道參加肉桂粉大挑戰

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‎我懂了啦！

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‎我有計畫可以治好你的混亂癮頭

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‎是什麼？

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‎把你帶去星球上最整潔的地方

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‎收納器具店

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‎一疊又一疊的收納器具，整齊清潔

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‎每個蓋子都蓋得好好

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‎經年累月訓練下來
‎你將學會喜愛這樣的秩序

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‎（近藤麻理惠系列）

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‎但如果我這樣做呢？

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‎好吧，你踩到了我的底線

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‎我剛才把炸彈打進了你的老二
‎你要是沉溺於混亂就會爆炸

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‎你被治好了，不客氣

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‎腦袋好冰喔！

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‎我以為這會是軍隊裡的爽差
‎但是也很爛

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‎軍隊裡最棒的差事
‎肯定是那個到處跑

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‎通知遺孀說她們先生戰死的人

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‎那怎麼會是好差事？感覺很糟糕

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‎因為配偶死亡會讓女人超好色

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‎我從我爺爺的喪禮後就知道了

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‎我奶奶性慾大到滿足不了

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‎我爺爺精盡人亡
‎也包括老人之家一半的住民

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‎奶奶！

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‎是啦，我不用聽細節…

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‎我是認真的

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‎那天她埋葬了先生
‎和她陰道裡那20幾根老二

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‎我懂了啦！

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‎費可，第一，我要換工作

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‎我要當那個
‎通知寡婦說她們先生戰死的人

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‎第二，有看到那個軍人嗎？

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‎他說他要上前線，人肉盾牌師

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‎我們需要更多他那樣的男人

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‎我跟你說誰需要更多那樣的男人
‎我那還在守喪的奶奶

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‎我跟你說，她讓“迎賓列隊”這個詞
‎有了全新的意義

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‎安息，那是她的陰道發出的聲音

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‎認真？這個沒有律師要管？

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‎放棄吧，藍佐

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‎你絕對比不過我的死黨頭骨人！

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‎我還藏了一手

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‎放出柯基犬！

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‎我也是！

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‎放出掃地機器人！

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‎所以這整場戰爭只是在搞笑？

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‎我們全力奮戰，但還是節節敗退

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00:12:02,251 --> 00:12:04,668
‎我要毀掉這星球，我們再找新的住處

196
00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:07,251
‎逃亡船有你和我的空間，費可

197
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:09,001
‎等等，我忘了架子機器人

198
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:10,751
‎我說毀掉這星球是在說笑，兒子

199
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,834
‎架子機器人，我們快點閃人

200
00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:16,209
‎爸，等等
‎給我機會去跟巴薩拉克說說

201
00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:18,876
‎你有五分鐘，然後我們就要走了

202
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,793
‎我、架子機器人
‎阿渣、柯基犬、巨阿扭

203
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:25,168
‎史庫弟的胖藥頭
‎和酸黃瓜瑞克的人形立牌

204
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,168
‎我恨透了戰爭！

205
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,793
‎這兒沒有無線網路可以用派樂健身

206
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,251
‎這場戰爭會害我變胖

207
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,959
‎看看那個新的B罩杯怪樣女

208
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:44,834
‎不好意思唷，左邊是C罩杯

209
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:46,084
‎費可王子？

210
00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:49,918
‎我過來是要好好坐下來商討和平協議

211
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,084
‎我是有點厭倦戰爭了

212
00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:57,126
‎巴舅，可是我們只需要
‎再半小時就能打贏戰爭了

213
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,626
‎可以妥協嘛還要打贏？

214
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:03,334
‎殷提，就跟你妥協娶了爛老婆一樣

215
00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:08,334
‎可惡！

216
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:13,751
‎說來說去，費可
‎我同意和你爸會面

217
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,418
‎但是我有言在先

218
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:20,668
‎我正好是談判大師

219
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,043
‎我要你所有的自然資源

220
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,251
‎聽來很公道

221
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,668
‎我…我要留下這枝筆

222
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,459
‎不行，我要你的角

223
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,834
‎-好，但是能給我一杯水嗎？
‎-不行

224
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,793
‎他完全被我玩弄於股掌之間

225
00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:39,668
‎和平協議簽署完成

226
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,126
‎我整個搞砸了

227
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:43,376
‎我們在法札星擁有和平了！

228
00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:47,209
‎爸，可以幫外星人
‎舉辦盛大的和平慶祝嗎？

229
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,626
‎我認為這是天大的好主意

230
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,084
‎去他的和平！

231
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:53,793
‎我要戰爭

232
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,293
‎薇兒，冷靜點

233
00:13:56,376 --> 00:14:01,251
‎你和我生命中其他人一樣
‎只是想控制我

234
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,834
‎她還是在揍我

235
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:06,418
‎費可，你女友哪裡有病？
‎把她關進地牢，我來好好教教她

236
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:11,626
‎我致上道歉

237
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:14,709
‎為了謝罪，你想要自己的溫迪哥嗎？

238
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:16,334
‎我想要一個

239
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:19,626
‎這是啥鬼東西？

240
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,418
‎我以為你是說休旅車
‎不是天殺的怪物

241
00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:27,584
‎把萊爾曼下士送上戰場
‎我差點都要過意不去了

242
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:30,543
‎為什麼？我就連擦傷都沒有

243
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:34,501
‎真高興戰爭結束了
‎等不及要回去找我太太

244
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,918
‎我不在的時候她都超好色

245
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,418
‎你能想像要是我死了
‎她對性會有多飢渴嗎？

246
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,751
‎我猜我還真有刮傷

247
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,501
‎別擔心，比利護士幫你包紮

248
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,626
‎糟了個糕

249
00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:01,584
‎我很遺憾要通知妳
‎萊爾曼下士戰死了

250
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:08,543
‎薩爾，你白癡喔
‎她不是好色，她只是傷心

251
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:11,959
‎對，我很傷心
‎你剛才我說我爹地死了

252
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,959
‎妳爸？

253
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,126
‎我剛聽到我先生死了嗎？

254
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,584
‎老天爺啊

255
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,626
‎這讓我超好色的啦！

256
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,459
‎妳能處理一下妳的瘋媽媽嗎？

257
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,918
‎每個人守喪的方式都不同

258
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,293
‎要死了，妳真壯，賤人！

259
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:33,959
‎我配偶的死亡
‎讓我下面那兒傷心到黏答答

260
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,543
‎看吧？我就說吧

261
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,126
‎薩爾本季下台一鞠躬，各位晚安

262
00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:50,543
‎既然我不能沉溺在混亂裡

263
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:53,126
‎我只好在上頭這兒孤單生活

264
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,126
‎沒有人就沒有混亂

265
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:58,168
‎朋友，你也是來這兒
‎尋找內心的平靜嗎？

266
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,043
‎其實是

267
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,501
‎你有什麼秘訣？

268
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:05,001
‎一個叫做貝利貝利斯的人
‎在我們的私處放了炸彈

269
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:09,418
‎我本來有竊盜癖，但已經好了
‎多虧我咪咪裡的這顆炸彈

270
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,376
‎我本來對花生脆成癮

271
00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:14,876
‎但是貝利讓我領悟到
‎有比花生脆更讓我喜愛的東西

272
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,876
‎就是不要讓屁眼被炸到開花

273
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:17,834
‎讚美他

274
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:19,251
‎（貝利貝利斯）

275
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:23,793
‎我還以為老二裡有炸彈是壞事

276
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:26,168
‎或許這能夠讓我的人生變得更好

277
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:30,209
‎要感恩在發明迷你炸彈後
‎你才成了他的病人

278
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,209
‎哇塞

279
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:34,001
‎像是他在你的小弟弟裡
‎放了大胖子

280
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:38,793
‎爸？我有成對的T恤
‎我們可以穿去和平慶典

281
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,793
‎（我們做到了！）

282
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,876
‎這是啥鬼東西？

283
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:48,793
‎（和平慶典）

284
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,001
‎這是什麼啊？

285
00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:54,959
‎外星人的終結

286
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,834
‎兒子，少了你我一定做不到

287
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,334
‎我研發終極武器多年

288
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,418
‎但就是少了外星人的DNA

289
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:06,376
‎多謝你的外星人移民政策
‎我拿到了所需的一切

290
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:11,543
‎嘿，費可！你爸很棒
‎讓我們住在這個逃脫密室

291
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:14,376
‎-但是謎題很難解答
‎-不過我們不放棄

292
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,876
‎我想答案和角落那兩坨屎有關

293
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:24,043
‎-那是你拉的屎，肥皮
‎-我知道，真是玄之又玄

294
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,376
‎你甚至還想到了

295
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:30,001
‎透過和平慶典的名義
‎把外星人全都集合在一起

296
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:32,793
‎我會消滅他們
‎讓他們連自己怎麼死的都不知道

297
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,001
‎還有最棒的部分

298
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:39,501
‎我也幫你做了一個

299
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,126
‎而且兩邊都是C罩杯

300
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,543
‎因為我知道你很介意自己大小奶

301
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:47,626
‎加入我吧
‎我們終於能替法札星帶來真正的和平

302
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:51,209
‎父子一起統治這整個星球

303
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,459
‎我真的以為可以改變你

304
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:57,001
‎我猜巴薩拉克說得對，你很邪惡

305
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:59,251
‎不管有沒有你，我都要消滅外星人

306
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:02,876
‎不行，你休想
‎因為我要跟他們說你的計畫

307
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,334
‎我有料到你會那樣說

308
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:10,376
‎你女友喜歡我的計畫

309
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,626
‎藍佐也喜歡新的我

310
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,543
‎薇兒，不要這樣！

311
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,168
‎我愛妳啊！

312
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:18,126
‎你愛我？

313
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:20,668
‎說出一件你知道我的事

314
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,209
‎妳是…教士

315
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:24,376
‎我是教師

316
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:27,668
‎我常常搞混，因為都猥褻過我

317
00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:31,834
‎你是很糟糕的男友，我竟然忍受你

318
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:33,793
‎就像是我忍受這一切

319
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,459
‎但已經沒了，費可，我們結束了

320
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:37,918
‎你有聽到嗎？結束了

321
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,251
‎滾開，去死吧！

322
00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:42,751
‎這是我們第一次吵架嗎？

323
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,043
‎我得要離開這兒，警告外星人

324
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:52,293
‎這是密室，老兄，出不去的

325
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:54,001
‎除非你很會解屎謎題

326
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:57,043
‎等等，如果複製出夠多的肥皮和貝瑟

327
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,168
‎可以把籠門擠開

328
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,668
‎太棒了，這要怎麼做？

329
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,043
‎包你喜歡

330
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:05,959
‎我把舌頭放進他的屁眼

331
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,459
‎我們就是這樣繁衍

332
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,834
‎我伸出舌頭

333
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,459
‎吸光所有汁

334
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:13,876
‎複製場景害得動畫師嘔吐
‎所以我們已刪除

335
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,459
‎（和平）

336
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:18,376
‎和平條約還真有一套

337
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:21,209
‎你全都放棄了，還毫無回報

338
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,251
‎什麼叫做毫無回報？醒醒啊

339
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:26,626
‎你有看到藍佐給我們的
‎低卡食品自動販賣機嗎？

340
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,043
‎（低卡食品自動販賣機）

341
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,376
‎我知道某人的老婆應該改吃低卡食品

342
00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:36,668
‎我已經不知道自己是誰了

343
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,709
‎你這樣要怎麼演說？

344
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:42,584
‎大家都知道
‎你的講稿一概是殷提代筆

345
00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:47,543
‎你當我是懶惰嗎？
‎我會讓你知道這次都是我寫的

346
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:54,001
‎我巴薩拉克，嘿

347
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:59,626
‎在法札星獲得和平，讓我開心到

348
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,584
‎用龍蝦鉗去碰我的雞陰莖

349
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,001
‎把地上弄得黏答答

350
00:20:05,751 --> 00:20:06,668
‎我懂了

351
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:10,459
‎雞陰莖是我們，龍蝦鉗是人類

352
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,376
‎而地上黏答答

353
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,543
‎是精液，對吧

354
00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:30,126
‎（和平！）

355
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,876
‎太好了，更多狗屁

356
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,668
‎我把舌頭放進他的屁眼
‎我們就是這樣繁衍

357
00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:39,834
‎我伸出舌頭，吸光所有汁

358
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,584
‎希望門可以快點被撐開

359
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:47,334
‎恭喜，你們出來了

360
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,668
‎竟然沒找到藏在你們屎裡的鑰匙

361
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,168
‎我就知道！

362
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:58,126
‎（低卡食品）

363
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:09,376
‎我敢說這不是低卡食品
‎第一次害你們大到褲子上

364
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:11,876
‎那很好笑，我同意

365
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,626
‎但妳太過分了，薇兒

366
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,459
‎藍佐這樣做是錯的！

367
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:19,126
‎妳一定會付出代價！

368
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:41,084
‎我花了20億才做出這完美的金屬髮

369
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:43,168
‎你一定會後悔！

370
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,001
‎我恨妳！

371
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:54,501
‎我這輩子，妳一直失控
‎而我被迫要當好人

372
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,584
‎乖乖吃蔬菜，薇兒

373
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,293
‎好女孩重視健康

374
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:03,834
‎顏色要畫在線內，薇兒

375
00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:05,626
‎這樣才是好女孩

376
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,334
‎我受夠當好女孩了

377
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,501
‎等等，我能動了

378
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,876
‎滾吧，死芭樂！

379
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,251
‎薇兒？

380
00:22:34,251 --> 00:22:35,126
‎妳還好吧？

381
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:37,501
‎不要煩我

382
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:39,459
‎我再也不要見到妳了

383
00:22:55,251 --> 00:22:56,501
‎以為你贏了啊？

384
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,334
‎這甚至不是我真的機器人

385
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,626
‎我跟你說過

386
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,168
‎你的爹地是邪惡的混蛋

387
00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:28,001
‎抱歉，很朗朗上口
‎對了，我也有上傳到音樂分享平台

388
00:23:30,918 --> 00:23:32,209
‎你好

389
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:35,918
‎謝謝你，費可
‎貝利治好了我對混亂的癮頭

390
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:36,876
‎別管我說過的話

391
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,251
‎我現在就需要你製造混亂大災難

392
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,209
‎只有這樣才能阻止我爸

393
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:43,376
‎我才跟你說我已經痊癒了

394
00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:45,501
‎再說我不能沉溺於混亂

395
00:23:45,584 --> 00:23:47,293
‎貝利在我的老二裡放了炸彈

396
00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:50,043
‎我沒有在你的老二放炸彈
‎那樣就太扯了

397
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:52,751
‎我只是讓你以為
‎我在你的老二放炸彈

398
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:55,084
‎難怪大家都恨你，貝利

399
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,751
‎好吧，我試試看

400
00:23:57,334 --> 00:23:58,959
‎混亂，混…

401
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:03,084
‎我猜我真有在你的老二放炸彈

402
00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:08,084
‎天啊，我們完蛋了

403
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,168
‎他們這次一定是來救我們！

404
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,709
‎你們這串豬頭！

405
00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:25,793
‎對，“一串”，香蕉雙關語

406
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:39,084
‎爽…

407
00:24:39,168 --> 00:24:41,876
‎藍佐，她在吃別人的香蕉

408
00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:45,959
‎我真是膩了一直要說笑話

409
00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:48,543
‎媽？天啊

410
00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:54,793
‎混亂…

411
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,126
‎佐寶？你變身了

412
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:06,168
‎是嗎？我看起來很酷嗎？

413
00:25:07,293 --> 00:25:08,126
‎當然

414
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,751
‎所以這是混亂大災難啊？

415
00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,834
‎這要怎麼摧毀星球？

416
00:25:12,918 --> 00:25:16,043
‎我不確定！

417
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,418
‎那個爆炸真厲害

418
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:23,293
‎說句公道話
‎起碼有一半是小炸彈的功勞

419
00:25:23,918 --> 00:25:27,334
‎我以為你還有救
‎但我錯了，抱歉，爸

420
00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:30,793
‎趁現在，佐寶

421
00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:46,751
‎爸！

422
00:25:48,543 --> 00:25:50,126
‎你還好嗎？

423
00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:51,626
‎我做了什麼好事？

424
00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:56,168
‎不敢相信，藍佐死了？

425
00:25:56,668 --> 00:25:58,418
‎能量罩也永遠沒了

426
00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:01,084
‎這一直是我的夢想

427
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,626
‎你只是需要一點動機而已

428
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,543
‎是這樣的，我假死…

429
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:07,459
‎有鬼！

430
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:54,959
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