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Oh, no, no, no, caller.
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You're wrong as lace panties
on a hog in hot number two.
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That kid's got bright-lights-big-leagues-
scrape-your-jaw-off-the-turf talent
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with a heart true as grandma's gravy.
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And I'll eat a zone-catcher's gym sock
if he doesn't come out tonight
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pitching nuke-the-town heat.
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That's right, Vistaville.
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You're talking Volts' Jetball
with Fastball Frank on WYBS.
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Show your queen who rules the scene
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with Marvin, Vistaville's HoverCar King...
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Joe. You look spiffy. Big plans today?
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I'm trying out this new day job, actually.
It's a pretty great opportunity.
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It won't interfere with my shifts, though.
I promise.
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I see. Your life, your business.
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It's in sales.
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Kind of a big change, but
with Ma's hospital bills and everything I...
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Sales, huh?
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I never figured you for the greedy,
shifty type.
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But hey, you go get 'em, hotshot.
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And if you're not a millionaire
by tonight,
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I got another shipment you can hump.
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Right. Well, thank you, Mr. Hartoonian.
I knew you'd understand.
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There's absolutely no reason for alarm. Stop.
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Up here, today's a day like any other,
spirits are sky-high. Stop.
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Of course,
minor launch delays are a natural part
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of any growing Lunar operation. Stop.
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Funds are out to your sales managers
to cover any refunds,
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but we trust
that you'll keep our customers' eyes
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on tomorrow's smiles, not today's delay.
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Sincerely, new line, Stanley Jenkins,
comma, Brightside Lunar HQ.
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Morning, Boss.
Ready for your shave, plus cooling lotion?
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Goddamn it!
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Not today!
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To all account managers, new line.
For immediate action.
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Usually, I'm the first one down.
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Textbook desperation-punctuality.
Look at him eating his eggs.
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Like a born nobody going nowhere.
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Hey. Big morning for ya, huh, there...
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Jerry?
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Joey. And it's nice to see you guys again.
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Call me Mr. Nickels,
and that's Mr. Porter.
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So, you ever sold anything before, Son?
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Oh, no.
I've mostly just worked in groceries.
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Retail? Wow.
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You know,
you really blink a lot when you talk.
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Might wanna work on that, seriously.
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Some say it gives the unconscious idea
that you're half a perv.
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That's a free tip.
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Tip I was going to say is,
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how the customer is always
the most important thing,
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and never push them,
but never take no for an answer.
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'Cause at the end of the day,
what comes first is always the Brightside.
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- Uh-huh?
- Uh-huh.
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What a morning! Right, Shirl?
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Wire came in for ya.
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Listen to this from the moon.
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Jenkins says no launches
till next quarter.
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That's cash to refund whoever wants out.
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Goddamn it!
We're out there giving people our word.
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Our bosses turned us
into a bunch of liars.
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And I got a day's worth of no-fun calls,
letting everyone know it.
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Well, you make a root canal sound
like great news.
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Then how does this sound?
Those leads are limp.
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We need to move on from Vistaville
or find a way to cast a wider net.
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- Now, I was thinking--
- Enough with the wide-net talk.
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We're juggling the whole fruit bowl as is.
And you know, great salesmen--
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Make their own turf.
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More like I make the turf.
But it's a nice saying.
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I've seen worse. Here's one.
Give the new kid half a shot.
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You're gonna burn a good lead
on a kid you just met?
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We both know
he's not closing anything today.
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Oh, wow. We're gonna have a hell of a day
proving you wrong.
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Sometimes you're like talking
to a brick wall, Jack.
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World's made out of brick walls, Shirl.
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Hey, have you seen this?
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Jack, it's Sal from Silver Creek.
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My oldest, Nina,
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and then this little rascal, Vinny.
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He's trouble, just like Gramps.
I just can't wait to get up to the moon.
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We've got the whole clan
back together again thanks to you.
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I'm forever grateful to you, Jack.
Take care.
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Cute kid.
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Kind of makes all that talk about refunds
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and wide nets seem pretty silly, right?
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He gets to be a dad again.
And we did that for him.
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What's better than that?
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Heya, Boss.
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- Can't wait to get started today.
- That's a new suit, isn't it?
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- Looking sharp.
- Yeah. Good morning, fellas.
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God,
great to see the three of you together.
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Some leads for ya.
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And I think I will ride with Joe today,
maybe learn a thing or two.
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Great one, Mr. Billings.
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I'm sorry.
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Are these today's leads,
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or are they rejected obituaries
for being too depressing?
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- Now, don't tell me you're scared.
- Don't you be afraid, Joey.
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Remember, you will never be worse
at this job than you are today.
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He's not afraid. He's...
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He's...
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Oh, no, it's... it's fine.
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- It's actually wiping out just great.
- No, no. Hey, don't sweat it, kid.
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Most mornings, I'm much worse.
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And I got an extra that'll go great
with that suit.
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Let's leave these guys here
to gripe without us.
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- Thanks.
- For the record, I had no gripes!
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Shut up, Herb.
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Here. I saved you boys a decent one.
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Pull yourself out of the hole, Ed.
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God bless you, Shirl.
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You're like one of those furry dogs in the
snow with the booze thing around its neck.
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Yeah. Maybe you can remind Jack
that this is a business, not a day care.
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Yeah, gladly. Come on, come on.
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Have a wonderful morning.
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Did you look at the--
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Thanks again for the loaner, Mr. Billings.
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Five bucks you call me that again.
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All right. Deal, Jack.
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The tie was my old man's.
It looks pretty good on you.
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Hey, you ready to take your first swing?
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Sure.
But I'm not gonna watch you do it first?
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What, and get twice as nervous waiting?
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No, no, no. I just mean,
I read up on everything that you gave me.
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I just-- I don't, I don't--
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You're gonna do great, kid.
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Okay? This is not half as hard
as asking out a girl.
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- And who's any good at that?
- All right, fair enough.
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Well, how about your first time
behind the wheel?
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I wouldn't really know about that.
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Well, what have you been doing
with yourself, Joe?
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We-- Hey, no.
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You ever play ball
and you face a full count,
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you swing for the fences...
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Watched a lot more than I played, I guess.
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We got a bush league team over here.
The Volts.
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Wait. You don't say.
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What do you mean?
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And here, why,
I wasn't even thinking you're a fan.
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No, no, I'm a pretty big fan, actually.
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Well, I got us all tickets this morning.
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Front row, right behind home zone.
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Tonight?
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It's game two of the semis.
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Higgins is pitching.
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Well, yeah, exactly.
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Only I was gonna tell you later,
like as a congrats on a great first day.
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- Cat's out of the bag.
- Yeah.
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Wow, Jack! I mean,
I don't know if I deserve it yet,
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but I promise I'm gonna earn it.
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Okay.
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Well, then let's rip this Band-Aid off
and make a salesman out of you.
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All right. Okay. Yeah, here goes.
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Can I help you?
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Hi, yes. I'm Joey Shorter.
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With Brightside Lunar Residences.
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You know, ma'am,
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a lot of people today
aren't actually even aware
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of the kinds of opportunities
that are available to them
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in terms of the new kind
of life that you could actually afford.
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Well,
maybe you've got your hands a little full
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with that little angel there.
We could come back?
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- Sure, sure.
- Great. Thanks.
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Y'all two gentlemen have a nice day.
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Well, you have a nice day too,
ma'am. It's a beautiful fam-- Beautiful--
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That was worse than I thought.
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Hey.
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It's great that you're tough
on yourself, but...
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that might have been
the best first shot I've ever seen.
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Marv, hon! You gotta see this!
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Let's show Private Brownnoser
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what grown men can do with a choice lead,
shall we?
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No need for a pep talk, Ed.
I try my best no matter what.
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This is perfect timing, really.
How soon can we go?
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A woman who knows what she wants.
Earth's finest, rarest creature.
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Check out that Jacuzzi.
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Now, picture you,
some swank bit of swimwear--
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What couldn't wait?
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And who let in these bums?
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Hon, you're gonna flip.
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All those promises
about getting away together,
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somewhere nice where we can be alone.
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I found us the perfect place.
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I know, Mr. Mayburn.
But most difficult decisions in my life,
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my wife always has the exact right answer.
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I should also mention
we have time-shares available
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for the occasional escapade.
No big commitment,
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- you sneak in a little bit of fun.
- I see.
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I always thought it took movie-star money
to get up there, no?
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I don't do escapades, Marv.
You said just us.
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Exactly! A home you could both share
together forever.
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Or sometimes a real man likes to keep his
options open affordably and discreetly.
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- Are you six years old?
- I'm not going to answer that.
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Then how about laying back on this one,
'cause you're way in the dark here, okay?
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You got a problem, Mister?
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No, ma'am. No, ma'am. It's all--
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It's hunky-dory with me. It's beautiful.
It's natural.
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- No, sir, love's a many-splendored thing.
- Get the hell out of my house, you creep.
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- Can I--
- Get the hell out!
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- Okay.
- Now!
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So, usually at lunch,
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we do an update on all the things
that are going really good.
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I try to at least.
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I didn't get in a single door.
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Doctor, front-porch-itis.
Possible terminal case.
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Jack's been really nice, though.
Hate to think that I'm letting him down.
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Probably are.
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Not getting in the door is
about the worst thing that you could do.
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Said the drooling man-child
who just botched a sure thing B-Plex.
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I wouldn't give up on that lead, Ed.
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Hey, remember that D-Plex
that I sold to you?
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What great things did I say then
that might help you now?
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Well, you were real knowledgeable.
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And...
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it was more Jack's speech, honestly.
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Him calling Buck Manzell
didn't hurt either.
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One born every minute.
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Who, me?
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You really think that an American legend
like Mr. Manzell is gonna hop on the phone
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twice a week
from his A-Plex just to sell for us?
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It was actually prerecorded.
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It's kind of, like,
this trick that Jack does
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to warm up the crowd.
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That's sales, rookie.
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Really sorry the Easter Bunny wasn't here
to break that news to you.
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No, I know.
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Know what? You two can sit here chatting
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like grannies at bingo.
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I got units to move.
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He's pretty hardworking, huh?
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We all are.
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I'm gonna finish my food fast,
and get back out there. You should too.
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Look at you.
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Shit!
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Five behind home zone. Whatever it costs.
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What exactly are we celebrating?
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Hey, it's a ball game, Shirl.
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You got hot dogs, happy families,
fresh-cut grass.
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You don't like that,
something's wrong with you.
239
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,917
And get some popcorn for the boys
with the change. You too.
240
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,420
- Am I writing this off as an expense?
- Course not. It's on me.
241
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,883
Spoke to most of our sales
about the delay. Out of 48, we lost six.
242
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,636
The Mitchells need to launch
before the baby comes.
243
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,971
Figure try them back in a few months.
244
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,015
And the Pearlmans are worried
there's no chiropractor.
245
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,892
Low gravity is great for the spine.
246
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm trying to keep these folks happy, Jack.
247
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,937
But I call with bad news,
248
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,897
and they start imagining
a million new problems.
249
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,066
But that's a great sign, Shirl.
250
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,945
They tell us their problems,
they trust us enough to solve 'em.
251
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,738
The kid get inside a door even?
252
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,659
He will. And I'll tell you all about it
at the game.
253
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,160
- If he doesn't?
- Never thought about it.
254
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,662
That's why I have to.
255
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,250
How about if he doesn't, you let him go?
256
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,086
Get your mind back on sales.
257
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,465
That's pretty cold, Shirl.
258
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,093
But sure.
259
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,472
- I'll lay the house on him any day.
- I got your word on that?
260
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,767
I'll shout it from the goddamn rafters
if I have to.
261
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,020
You can't save everyone, Jack.
262
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,736
We do welcome pets.
263
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:24,448
Here I am, laid off after 20 years
taking it no grease,
264
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,493
and you wanna pinch what little I got left
with this shined-up horseshit?
265
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,746
Well a man like you doing such hard work,
266
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,415
- I'm sure you earned a carefree getaway.
- Not from you. Thanks.
267
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,667
Don't take it from me.
I mean, just look at the numbers.
268
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,044
Tell me, do you own your home?
269
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:41,006
Why don't you tell me
how many pencil-dick suits does it take
270
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,592
to screw a town of good people to death?
271
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,053
You've got us all wrong, Mister.
I'm actually from Vistaville--
272
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,180
You're scum!
Rotten bloodsuckers, all of youse!
273
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,057
- I'm sorry you feel--
- So he's scum with his ambition?
274
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,141
His bright future?
275
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,603
That's great advice coming from
a ham-faced, slobbering drun--
276
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,074
You must be Mrs. Mayburn.
277
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,827
I am, but whatever you're selling,
my husband handles all that.
278
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,912
Marvin.
279
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,623
Right. Have a nice day now.
280
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,084
Forgive me, ma'am, but...
281
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,130
are you totally sure
282
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,344
that this is as happy a home
as you think it is?
283
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,346
Excuse me?
284
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,265
I know firsthand...
285
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,978
that a loving marriage is built on trust.
286
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,274
So, if you're planning a getaway
287
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:43,777
or a fresh start
somewhere very far away from here,
288
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:48,323
I would do my best
to give you a great deal.
289
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,036
That's enough, thanks.
290
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,621
Are you familiar with a Cindy?
291
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,084
I met her. Here.
292
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:01,962
Earlier.
293
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,968
And all I could say is a woman of quality,
like yourself,
294
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,928
deserves better.
295
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,603
Easy for you to say.
296
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:22,191
If it helps,
he was ready to do the same thing to you.
297
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,706
Could be the escape
you've always dreamed of.
298
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,515
Well, you know what?
I learned a lot today.
299
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,852
There are gonna be more leads tomorrow, right?
300
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,650
You remember the grandma
that you had earlier,
301
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,944
who begged off to get her cookies
out of the oven? She liked you.
302
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,070
I guess.
303
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,491
So, pretend that I'm her, okay?
You just gave a good pitch.
304
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:15,410
The smell of cookies is drifting in
from the kitchen.
305
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,454
Now I gotta go get 'em out of the oven
before they burn. You're up.
306
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,750
Okay, well, ma'am,
307
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,836
if I could just have another moment
of your time--
308
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,088
No, no, no. They're burning right now.
I just told you that.
309
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,382
Well, I'm happy to wait
on the stoop until you get back--
310
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:31,093
Like a Peeping Tom? Oh, no thanks.
311
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,512
Trust me, ma'am,
you don't know the opportunities
312
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,722
- that you're missing on the moon.
- So now I'm stupid?
313
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,099
- I'm d--
- Smell the cookies, Joe!
314
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,351
Your grandchildren
would have a great asset
315
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,395
- that you can leave to--
- Jesus!
316
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,988
Smell 'em. And what do you say?
317
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,158
Smells pretty good.
318
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,622
Pardon me, sonny? Little hard of hearing.
319
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,291
The cookies smell great, ma'am.
320
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,545
What are-- What are they, chocolate chip?
321
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:11,967
Well, yes. Thank you for asking finally.
322
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,136
Now, would you like to come in
and share one with me,
323
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,681
and sell me on my new life
that I desperately need?
324
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:21,185
Because my husband is dead,
my kids don't call,
325
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,188
and I spend my days baking cookies
and eating them alone.
326
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,690
Do you think she's really that sad?
327
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,446
And if we don't help her, who will?
328
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,287
What if--
329
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,749
What if I didn't actually
smell the cookies?
330
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,920
You better damn well find a way
to smell 'em.
331
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,090
How about we try another one, okay?
332
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,345
Just get inside one door.
333
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,057
Okay. Okay.
334
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,141
All right.
335
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,400
Come on, kid.
336
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,028
Let's go, Joe.
337
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:17,950
Find a way.
338
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,873
Come on, Joe.
339
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,922
Yeah! There he is!
340
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,966
That's my boy.
341
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,521
The hell, Eddie?
342
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,982
Who are you hiding from?
343
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,526
What, is napping a criminal offense now?
344
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,904
So that solemn vow you made last night,
all blubbering and naked,
345
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,699
how I'm the only bet you'll ever need,
that didn't stick?
346
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:01,201
It stuck. And then it unstuck.
347
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:02,703
What the--
348
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,080
Shirley, what is this?
349
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:09,710
Maybe you're unfamiliar.
It's money that hasn't been pissed away.
350
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,298
They let you hold bags that size,
and you didn't tell me about it?
351
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:19,178
Yeah, don't get too aroused. It's refunds.
They're pushing launches.
352
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,430
Sweet sadistic Christ. Are you kidding me?
353
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,307
Humble salesmen are already drowning.
354
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,184
Now they're gonna throw that turd
in the pool?
355
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,520
Jack's taking the new kid to a ball game.
We get to tag along.
356
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,605
Is that right?
357
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,357
Shir-- Wait, Shirley?
358
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:38,238
I'm having a vision of me and that bag
at a game at a wager window,
359
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,406
and many, if not all,
360
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,409
of my financial problems
just valiantly solved.
361
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,579
Maybe we can find a better plan
than you losing more money
362
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,206
that you don't have.
363
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,045
Ladies and gentlemen,
364
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:59,843
{\an8}welcome to game two of the semifinals
at Volt Park in Vistaville
365
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:04,014
{\an8}for tonight's match-up
between the Denver Dynamos
366
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,266
{\an8}and the Vistaville Volts.
367
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,227
{\an8}- Look at these seats, right?
- Yeah.
368
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,897
- Never been this close before.
- You earned this today.
369
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:14,107
Tore off the training wheels,
never looked back.
370
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,444
Might have helped
if I had actually made the sale.
371
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:22,950
Now, as your boss, I'm telling you
to forget about all of that
372
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,493
and enjoy the game. Okay?
373
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:25,619
Right.
374
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,291
Hey, guys? Great seats.
375
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:36,672
You know I played right zone
in junior high, right? Nacho?
376
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,508
Watch hi-- Shirley, Shirl,
watch Higgins' lateral.
377
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:44,555
Tell me that is not a game-botching
hammy injury he is hiding at plus 160,
378
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:47,391
and us
with a rare capital opportunity here.
379
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,685
You're hallucinating.
He's just stretching.
380
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,436
What? Look at him.
381
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,730
Show your queen who rules the scene,
382
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,566
with a royal deal on high-class wheels.
383
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:59,695
Oh, this putz. In real life,
this guy is unnervingly tall,
384
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,113
he two-times his wife,
385
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,490
and he's got a scraggly dusting
of chest hair.
386
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,367
But he's the one rolling in dough.
387
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:09,413
Marvin, Vistaville's hovercar king.
388
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,082
"Great salesmen make their own turf."
389
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,001
What?
390
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,672
Shir-- Where are you going?
391
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,803
Look at him, Herb,
he's practically crippled.
392
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,932
Oh, gee-- I--
I forgot that thing in Shirley's car.
393
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,519
...melting NachoPole here.
394
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,230
You know what's missing?
A couple of cold ones.
395
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,482
You want to come track down a BarBot
with me?
396
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,443
- No, I'm fine.
- None for me, thanks.
397
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:48,535
Come on. Come on. Where's that damn car?
398
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,082
Selling one
would be a great next goal for you.
399
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,918
For now, you should be proud.
400
00:22:55,918 --> 00:23:00,797
Getting in the door is a good step,
considering how bad you were doing.
401
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,718
Hey, can I tell you something?
Just between us?
402
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,678
Sure. I'm very trustworthy.
403
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,724
I didn't actually get in that door today.
404
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,146
I just paid the guy ten bucks
to let me stand inside a while.
405
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,981
Why?
406
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,859
I don't know. For Jack, you know?
407
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,239
Well, you ended up lying to him,
which is definitely worse.
408
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,034
Right, yeah. Feels that way.
409
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,786
Hey, Joey?
410
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,287
I can keep this a secret.
411
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:37,292
I'm just worried it's gonna hang
over your head the rest of your career.
412
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,011
Hey, can you--
413
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:53,684
Do you think you could give this to Jack
when he gets back, and just tell him...
414
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,229
- that I'm sorry?
- Sure thing.
415
00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:00,023
Ladies and gentlemen,
please rise for the national anthem.
416
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,184
Shit. Shit.
417
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,103
Goddamn it, Shirl.
418
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
Come on.
419
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,775
Play ball.
420
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,195
No!
421
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:52,701
At the end of the fifth inning,
number 15, Johnny Zapp.
422
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:57,080
He got in a door, Shirl. Goddamn, did it.
423
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,543
You did right by him, Jack.
Not your fault he's not ready.
424
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:06,632
Third striker. You are out.
425
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:11,887
Three, two, one, blast off.
426
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,388
Hey, that's our ad.
427
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,724
...to a new beginning beyond the stars.
428
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,852
Goddamn, Shirl. That's how you spent it?
The balls on you.
429
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:21,271
Brightside Lunar Residences are the new...
430
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:24,441
Look at this crowd.
Imagine if we sold all of them.
431
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,485
Our collection of fully furnished...
432
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:30,113
What do you say, Jack?
Making our own turf.
433
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,365
You're way out of your depth.
434
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:35,035
Shirl, how are we supposed to handle
this type of volume?
435
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,412
You got no clue
how this is gonna play out.
436
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:41,291
Home is where the happiness is,
not the headaches. Where you're free--
437
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,627
...easy to be your best.
438
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:47,506
To live, love and laugh,
and leave the strains and stresses...
439
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,760
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
440
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,930
Well,
that's not where I would have put 'em.
441
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,351
But hey, that's why God made mops.
442
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:13,323
Don't hurt yourself helping out
too much there, Mr. Salesman.
443
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,161
Guess you hit the jackpot today, huh?
444
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:21,331
That's why you're still half asleep
on the job.
445
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:25,460
- I can take care of this on my own.
- That bad out there, huh?
446
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:28,338
Well, I'm just glad you're back
in real life.
447
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,133
Hope you can stay a while.
448
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:41,393
You know, the day went great, actually.
I closed three before noon.
449
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:43,604
"One of the best days a rookie's had,"
my boss said.
450
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:46,398
Really? You pulling my leg?
451
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,650
Thanks for believing in me.
452
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,736
Oh, no. Hey, hey, not that.
453
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,237
And the company's really taking off.
454
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,656
You know, Jack says it's an opportunity
for a real career.
455
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,158
You don't say.
456
00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:59,494
I guess people must really be getting sick
of life down here, huh?
457
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:03,290
Sure. Well, I mean, w-- Can you blame 'em?
458
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,626
I'll tell you one thing.
459
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,505
You're never gonna catch me
in one of those rockets.
460
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,300
No, of course. Of course not.
461
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,387
Boy, I mean,
you have your whole store here.
462
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,306
I mean, this place is your whole world.
463
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,310
Lemme tell ya,
464
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,479
you would not believe the rockets
they have now.
465
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:28,899
Plush seats, cocktail waitresses.
466
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,778
Hey, I get it's not for you.
467
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,270
Myrtle?
468
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,608
Hey! Myrtle?
469
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,696
Myrtle!
470
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,349
Hey, Jack! Look.
471
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:45,350
Joey, hey.
472
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,936
I'm sorry that I cut out
of the game early, but,
473
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,273
I just remembered
I had this great lead to work.
474
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,319
I sold him a C-Plex.
475
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,369
I knew you had it, kid.
476
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,122
Everything it's ever going to take,
you got it in you.
477
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,917
Well, I just did what you taught me.
"Smell the cookies," basically.
478
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,585
How did it feel?
479
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,004
The best.
480
00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:16,757
I never found anything to beat it.
481
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,803
Hey, what's going on in there?
482
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,597
Well, we're about to have a big night.
483
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,807
Yeah, I heard the ad on the radio.
484
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,059
It's pretty neat.
485
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:30,938
Aren't we gonna answer them?
486
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,944
Just waiting on a little help.
487
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,595
Hi, this is Joey Shorter
488
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,806
- with Brightside Lunar Residences.
- Oh. Hello.
489
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,808
And how can I be of assistance, ma'am?
490
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:09,726
Absolutely, of course.
491
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,938
Now we have multiple plans that I'm sure
you'll be over the moon about.
492
00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:16,275
We have A-Plex, B-Plex or a C-Plex
if you would prefer.
493
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:19,528
Of course, D-Plex is,
one that I started with, but honestly,
494
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when I got up there, I knew that...