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《買個好明天》

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(電晶體)

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聽眾,不...

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你徹底大錯特錯了

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那小子的才華強得亂七八糟

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而且性格也很良善

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如果他今晚沒有傑出投球表現

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我願意吃掉外野手的臭襪

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沒錯,美景鎮的聽眾們

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我是WYBS電台的高速球法朗
在討論噴射棒球的伏特隊

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帶你的王后風光出遊

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今天就來找美景鎮的懸浮車大王馬文

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祖,你打扮得很光鮮,今天有大計?

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我今日要返新工,是一個很好的機會

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但是不會影響我值班,我應承你

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好吧,你的人生,你作主

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是銷售的工作

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改變得有點大
但是我還要付我媽的醫藥費...

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銷售嗎?

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我沒想過你會是那種貪心古惑的人

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但你還是好好加油吧

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如果你今晚還未發達

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我還有另一批貨等你上架

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好,謝謝你,夏都能先生
我知道你會明白的

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完全沒有理由要擔心,停

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在上面這裏,今天一切如常
大家情緒高漲,停

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當然,輕微的延期是很正常的

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任何擴展中的月面項目都會遇到,停

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我們已經發出款項
讓各位銷售經理處理退款

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但是相信你們能讓客戶的目光

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專注於明天的笑容,而不是今天的延誤

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明月月面行政總裁,換行
史丹利詹健士,空格,謹啟

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老闆早晨,為你預備好剃鬚膏和清涼乳液

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救命

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今天不要

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各客戶經理,換行,馬上執行

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通常是我最早下來

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那是典型的心急準時行為
你看他吃雞蛋的方式

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明顯是個無前途的廢物

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今天是大日子...

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傑里

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是祖兒,也很高興再見到你們

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叫我尼高先生,他是波特先生

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所以你有推銷過東西嗎?

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沒有,我主要只在超市返過工

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零售?嘩

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你知嘛
你說話的時候眼睛眨不停

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也許該留意一下,真的

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有些人會說潛意識上令人覺得你有點猥瑣

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免費提醒你

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我想給你的貼士是

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顧客永遠是最重要的

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千萬不能逼得太緊,但也不能讓他們拒絕

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因為到了最後,明月才是最重要的

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- 對嗎?
- 對

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好一個早上,雪莉,對不對?

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給你的電報

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聽聽這來自月球的消息

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詹健士說本季都不會再送人上去

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這筆錢是用來退款給不想等的客戶

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救命,我們在外面對客戶許下承諾

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現在老闆卻讓我們變成騙子了

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我今天還要打電話通知大家,肯定很難熬

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你能把杜牙根都講成好消息

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這算不算好消息?這些潛在客戶很差

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我們要離開美景鎮,或想辦法擴大觸及率

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- 我在想...
- 別再講擴大觸及了

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我們現在已經分身乏術
你也知道,一流的推銷員

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會開闢自己的地盤

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在開闢地盤的是我,但那句話很好聽

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我有遇過更糟的,這個就不錯
給那個新仔一個機會

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你要在那個新認識的後生仔身上
浪費一個潛在客戶?

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你我都知道,他今天肯定不會有成交

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嘩,我們今天會努力證明你猜錯

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積,有時候我真的覺得自己對著牆講話

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雪莉,世界到處都是高牆

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唏,你有看過這個嗎?

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積,我是銀溪鎮的薩爾

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我大女兒妮娜

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還有這個頑皮鬼雲尼

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他就像外公,常常惹麻煩
我急不及待要上月球

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多得你,我們再次三代同堂

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積,我會永遠感激你,保重

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細路很可愛

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相比之下,那些甚麼退款...

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擴大觸及是不是很無稽?

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他重拾了父親的身份,那是我們的功勞

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那是不是最正?

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唏,老闆

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- 很期待開始今天的工作
- 那西裝是新的嗎?

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- 很光鮮
- 對,大家早晨

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天呀,很高興看到你們三個一起

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這些是給你們的潛在客戶

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我今天想跟阿祖同車,也許能學到東西

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很好笑,比靈斯先生

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不好意思

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這些是今天的潛在客戶

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還是太可悲而被拒絕的訃聞?

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- 別說你怕了
- 你不用怕,祖兒

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記住,你會做得越來越好
現在是最差的一刻

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他不是怕,他是...

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他...

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不是的,沒事

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- 能抹得出來
- 不,後生仔,不用緊張

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我早上通常比你更慌亂

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而且我有一條後備呔,很襯你的西裝

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我們走吧,留下他們慢慢抱怨

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- 謝謝
- 澄清一下,我沒有抱怨

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哈寶,收聲吧

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拿著,我留了一個不錯的給你們

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愛德,給機會你振作起來

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雪莉,感謝你

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你就像那些在冰天雪地
戴著小酒桶救人的長毛狗

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對,也許你們能提醒積
這裏是一盤生意,不是托兒所

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對,我們很樂意,走吧...

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祝你早上愉快

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你有沒有看...

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比靈斯先生,謝謝你借呔給我

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你再那樣叫我,就罰你5美元

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好,積,一言為定

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那條呔是我爸的,幾襯你

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唏,你準備好揮第一棒了嗎?

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好,但我不是應該先看你一次嗎?

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何必呢?看了只會雙倍緊張

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不...我是指,我看了你給我的所有資料

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我只是...我不...

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後生仔,你會做得很好的

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好嗎?這比邀請女孩去約會簡單一倍

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- 有誰會擅長那種事?
- 好吧,也合理

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那你第一次開車的時候呢?

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那個我也不懂

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祖,你到底做過甚麼?

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算...等等,不

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有沒有試過打棒球,兩好三壞的關鍵時刻

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然後你用力揮棒...

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我很少打球,通常只會看球賽

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我們這裏有個地區球隊,伏特隊

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等等,想也當然

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甚麼意思?

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我竟然沒想到你是球迷

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不...我其實是忠實球迷

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好吧,我今早替大家買了球賽的票

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最前排,就在本壘後面

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今晚嗎?

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是準決賽第二場

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希根斯會投球

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沒錯,正是

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不過我打算遲些才告訴你
算是慶祝你成功度過第一天

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- 現在已經走漏風聲
- 對

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嘩,積,我是指,我不知道我夠不夠資格

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但是我保證我以後會努力

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好吧

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那我們就速戰速決,把你打造成銷售員

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好吧,好,我要上了

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你們想要甚麼?

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你好,對,我是祖兒梳達

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代表明月月球住宅

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太太,你知嘛

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現在有很多人根本不知道

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自己錯過了各種的機會

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因為你其實能享受更好生活

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你似乎有點忙

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在照顧這個小天使,我們可以晚點回來

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- 好...
- 很好,謝謝

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祝你們兩個有愉快的一天

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太太,祝你也有愉快的一天
你有個美滿的家...美滿...

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比我想像中更差

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唏

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你對自己要求高是好事,不過...

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那可能是我見過最好的初嘗試

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瑪文,你要來看看這個

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我們給那個擦鞋精看看

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真男人如何把握潛在客戶吧

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愛德,你不用鼓勵我
我無論如何都會全力以赴

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這真的是完美的時機,可以多快出發?

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清楚自己需要的女人
真是世上最寶貴、最稀有的生物

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看看那個按摩浴池

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你想像一下自己,穿著時尚的泳衣...

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甚麼事那麼急?

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誰讓這些廢柴進來?

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寶貝,好消息

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我們一直說要遠走高飛

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找一個可以獨處的好地方

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我找到了最完美的地方

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我明白,彌班先生
但是人生中每次遇到困難選擇

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我老婆都會有正確答案

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順帶一提,我們還有分租計劃

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方便間中尋尋開心,不用太大負擔

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- 也能享受一點樂趣
- 原來如此

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我以為要有大明星那種身家才能去月球

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我不是尋開心的,瑪文,你說過只有我們

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正是,一個你們能永遠共享的家

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有時候,真正的男人也會想有多些選擇
價錢合理,而且很低調

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- 你是不是六歲?
- 我不會回答

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那你就安靜點,因為你完全不懂情況

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先生,你有問題嗎?

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不,夫人,當然沒有,一切...

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完全沒問題,這樣很美好
很...自然

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- 不是,先生,愛情是千變萬化...
- 滾出我家,你這個變態佬

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- 我可以...
- 躝出去

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- 好吧
- 快點

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通常在午餐的時候

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我們會互相匯報好消息

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至少我會儘量那樣做

205
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我連一道門都入不到

206
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:29,731
醫生,是門廊拒絕症,可能沒得救

207
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:34,236
但是積對我很好,我不想讓他失望

208
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,320
他恐怕是很失望

209
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,656
門口都入不了,可以說是最壞情況

210
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:41,368
你這個巨嬰還好意思說話
你把十拿九穩的B區客戶搞禍了

211
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,870
愛德,我覺得那客戶還有機會

212
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,040
唏,記得我賣給你的D區單位嗎?

213
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,628
我當時說過甚麼好話
可以對現在的你有幫助?

214
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,839
你的知識很詳盡

215
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,549
還有...

216
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,845
其實主要是因為積的演講

217
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,181
他打電話給巴克曼蕭也有幫助

218
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,516
正傻仔

219
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,226
甚麼?我嗎?

220
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,939
你真的以為美國傳奇曼蕭先生會拿起電話

221
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,234
從他的A區單位
每星期替我們推銷兩次?

222
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,321
那其實是預錄的

223
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,448
那只是積會用的伎倆

224
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,741
用來炒熱氣氛

225
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,909
新仔,這就是銷售

226
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,912
可惜復活兔無法在場,跟你分享這個消息

227
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,079
不,我知道

228
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,374
這樣吧,你們像兩個玩賓果的老婦

229
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,584
在這裏慢慢傾吧

230
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,294
我有單位要賣

231
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,047
他很勤力

232
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,340
我們全都是

233
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,178
我要快手吃完,回去工作,你也應該一樣

234
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,608
你看看你

235
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,817
弊

236
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,489
五張本壘後的門票,不論價錢

237
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,115
我們有甚麼要慶祝?

238
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,243
雪莉,只是一場球賽

239
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,745
有熱狗,快樂的家庭,新剪的草坪

240
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,747
你不喜歡的話,肯定是有毛病

241
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,917
用散紙買些爆谷給男孩們
也買些給自己

242
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,420
- 這是要當開銷嗎?
- 當然不是,我私人請

243
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,883
我聯絡了大部分客戶,通知他們延誤
48人之中,有6人退訂

244
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,636
米曹家要在BB出世前出發

245
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,971
或者能等幾個月再找他們

246
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,015
佩文家擔心那邊沒有脊醫

247
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,892
低重力對脊骨很好

248
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,853
積,我在嘗試安撫這些人

249
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,937
但是我給他們壞消息

250
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,897
他們馬上就開始幻想各種新問題

251
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,066
但那是好兆頭,雪莉

252
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,945
他們願意跟我們分享憂慮
信任我們去處理

253
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,738
那小子有沒有入到門口?

254
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,659
他會的,我會在球賽時跟你分享

255
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,160
- 如果他失敗呢?
- 想都沒想過

256
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,662
所以我要負責想

257
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,250
這樣吧,他不成功進門,你就炒掉他

258
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,086
專心做你的銷售

259
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,465
雪莉,那樣太無情了

260
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,093
但是沒問題

261
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,472
- 我隨時願意懲罰他
- 你應承我?

262
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,767
上天台大聲發誓都可以

263
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,020
積,你無法拯救所有人

264
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,736
我們很歡迎寵物

265
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:24,448
我辛勞了20年,現在被解僱

266
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,493
你還想用這些垃圾騙走我僅餘的錢?

267
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,746
我像你這樣辛勤工作的人

268
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,415
- 你值得擁有無憂無慮的生活...
- 不用你給我,謝謝

269
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,667
你不用聽我說,看看數據

270
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,044
你是自己家的業主嗎?

271
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:41,006
你告訴我,要多少個穿西裝的敗類

272
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,592
才能騙光一整個鎮的錢?

273
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,053
你搞錯了,先生,我是來自美景鎮...

274
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,180
你們都是人渣,全部都是貪得無厭

275
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,057
- 你那樣覺得...
- 所以他有志向就是人渣?

276
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,141
想要美好將來也不行?

277
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,603
你好意思說
你這個又胖又懶的酒...

278
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,074
你肯定是彌班太太

279
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,827
是沒錯,但無論你想賣甚麼
都是由我老公作主

280
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,912
馬文

281
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,623
對,祝你今天愉快

282
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,084
太太,不好意思,但是...

283
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,130
你是不是完全確定

284
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,344
這個是你心目中的美滿家庭?

285
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,346
不好意思?

286
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,265
我親身知道...

287
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,978
一段相愛的婚姻是建基於信任

288
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,274
所以如果你想計劃旅遊

289
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:43,777
或者在遙遠的地方來個新開始

290
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:48,323
我會盡力給你一個好價錢

291
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,036
夠了,謝謝

292
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,621
你認不認識一個仙迪?

293
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,084
我在這裏見過她

294
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:01,962
早一點的時候

295
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,968
我只能說,一個像你這樣的好女人

296
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,928
不值得被這樣對待

297
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,603
你說得容易

298
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:22,191
你也許想知道,他也打算對你做同一件事

299
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,362
{\an8}(明月月球住宅)

300
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,489
{\an8}(在地球哪有這種人生?)

301
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,706
它可能是你一直想要的逃生口

302
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,515
你知嘛,我今天學了很多

303
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,852
明天還會有更多潛在客戶吧?

304
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,650
你記不記得剛才那個老婦

305
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,944
她說要去拿焗爐的曲奇餅?
她好像很喜歡你

306
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,070
算是吧

307
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,491
你現在把我當成她,好嗎?
你剛才的推銷不錯

308
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:15,410
從廚房傳來曲奇的香味

309
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,454
我要去把餅乾拿出焗爐,否則會烤焦
現在是你的機會

310
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,750
好吧,太太

311
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,836
再打擾你一分鐘時間...

312
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,088
不...我剛剛說過,曲奇要烤焦了

313
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,382
那我可以在門口等你回來...

314
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:31,093
像個偷窺狂?不了

315
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,512
相信我,太太,你不知道你現在...

316
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,722
- 錯過了月球上的難得機會
- 你話我蠢?

317
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,099
- 我...
- 祖,聞聞曲奇的香味

318
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,351
你會得到一個好的資產

319
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,395
- 可以留給孫仔孫女...
- 救命

320
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,988
聞聞看,然後你會說甚麼?

321
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,158
聞起來很香

322
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,622
後生仔,你說甚麼?我有點撞聾

323
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,291
太太,你的曲奇很香

324
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,545
那是甚麼曲奇?朱古力碎?

325
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:11,967
是沒錯,謝謝你終於肯問了

326
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,136
現在你要不要進來陪我吃一塊

327
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,681
向我推銷我急需的新人生?

328
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:21,185
因為我老公死了,子女失聯

329
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,188
我成日都在烤曲奇餅,然後自己一個人吃

330
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,690
你真的覺得她那麼可憐?

331
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,446
如果我們不幫她,有誰可以?

332
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,287
如果...

333
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,749
如果我其實聞不到曲奇餅呢?

334
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,920
你無論如何都要設法聞到

335
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,090
我們再試一間好嗎?

336
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,345
入到一個門口就夠

337
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,057
好...

338
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,141
好吧

339
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,400
加油,乖仔

340
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,028
祖,你可以的

341
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:17,950
找個辦法

342
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,873
加油,祖

343
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,922
好,成功了

344
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,966
那才是我乖仔

345
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,521
愛德,有無搞錯?

346
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,982
你在躲避誰?

347
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,526
怎樣,現在睡午覺也犯法嗎?

348
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,904
你昨晚信誓旦旦對我承諾

349
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,699
說有了我以後不用再賭,已經守不住了?

350
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:01,201
本來有守住,但後來失守了

351
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:02,703
甚麼...

352
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,080
雪莉,這是甚麼?

353
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:09,710
也許你不熟悉,這是還未扔落海的錢

354
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,298
他們讓你保管那麼多錢
你都不告訴我?

355
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:19,178
對,別那麼興奮,那些是要退款的
升空計劃要延期

356
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,430
救命,開玩笑嗎?

357
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,307
我們推銷員已經很辛苦了

358
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,184
現在他們還要落井下石?

359
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,520
積要帶那新人去看球賽,我們可以跟著去

360
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,605
是嗎?

361
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,357
雪...等等,雪莉

362
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:38,238
我突然見到自己拿著那袋錢
在球場的下注台

363
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,406
然後轉眼之間

364
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,409
我英勇地解決大部分,甚至全部財務問題

365
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,579
也許我們能找個更好的方法
而不是讓你去輸掉

366
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,206
不屬於你的錢,好嗎?

367
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,045
各位觀眾

368
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:59,843
{\an8}歡迎來到準決賽第二場賽事
就在美景鎮伏特公園

369
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:04,014
{\an8}今天的球賽將由丹佛發電機隊

370
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,266
{\an8}大戰美景鎮伏特隊

371
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,227
{\an8}- 這些位子不錯吧?
- 是

372
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,897
- 第一次坐這麼近
- 這是你今天應得的

373
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:14,107
突破初學階段,永不回頭

374
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,444
如果真的有成交會更好

375
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:22,950
好了,身為你的老闆,我要你忘記那一切

376
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,493
好好享受球賽,行嗎?

377
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:25,619
好

378
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,291
唏,各位,今天的位子很好

379
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:36,672
你們知道我在初中打過右外野嗎?
要不要粟米片?

380
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,508
雪莉...你看著他,看看希根斯的熱身運動

381
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:44,555
他肯定是暗藏傷患,而且1賠160

382
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:47,391
這是千載難逢的好機會

383
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,685
你的錯覺而已,他只是在拉筋

384
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,436
甚麼?你看看他

385
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,730
帶你的王后風光出遊

386
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,566
以帝王級優惠買一級靚車

387
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:59,695
這個廢物,在現實世界中他高得過分

388
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,113
背著老婆拈花惹草

389
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,490
胸毛也生得零零碎碎

390
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,367
但他偏偏能賺大錢

391
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:09,413
美景鎮的懸浮車大王馬文

392
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,082
“一流的推銷員會開闢自己的地盤”

393
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,001
甚麼?

394
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,672
雪莉...你去哪裏?

395
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,803
哈寶,你看看他,他根本就是跛了

396
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,932
弊了,我...忘記了拿...在雪莉車裏

397
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,519
熱熔芝士粟米片

398
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,230
你知道我們缺甚麼嗎?幾杯冰凍啤酒

399
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,482
要不要跟我去找酒吧機械人?

400
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,443
- 不用了,謝謝
- 我也不用了,謝謝

401
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:48,535
來吧...那死人車在哪裏?

402
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,082
你的下一個大目標就是成交

403
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,918
暫時而言,你應該覺得自豪

404
00:22:55,918 --> 00:23:00,797
能入門口是個大突破
尤其是你今朝早表現那麼差

405
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,718
唏,我...能不能跟你講一件事?
替我保密?

406
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,678
好,我很可靠

407
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,724
我今天其實沒有成功入門口

408
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,146
我只是給了10元那人,讓我入門口企一陣

409
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,981
點解?

410
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,859
我也不知道,為了積,你明嗎?

411
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,239
你最後是對他講大話,那樣絕對更差

412
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,034
對,我也覺得

413
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,786
唏,祖兒

414
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,287
我能替你保守秘密

415
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:37,292
但是我擔心,你整個生涯都會介懷這件事

416
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,011
唏,你可不可以...

417
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:53,684
可不可以替我還給積
等他回來時,替我告訴他

418
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,229
- 對不起?
- 沒問題

419
00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:00,023
各位觀眾請起立
現在播放國歌

420
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,184
攞命...

421
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,103
可惡,雪莉

422
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
不是吧

423
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,775
開始球賽

424
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,195
不要

425
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:52,701
第五回合結束,15號,莊尼扎普

426
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:57,080
他入到門口,雪莉,他真的做到

427
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,543
積,你已經盡力了
他還未準備好,不是你的錯

428
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:06,632
三振出局

429
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:11,887
三、二、一,升空

430
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,388
唏,那是我們的廣告

431
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,724
星空之中的新開始

432
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,852
不是吧,雪莉,你把錢花在這裏?真大膽

433
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:21,271
明月月球住宅是全新的...

434
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:24,441
這裏這麼多人
試想像他們每人買一個單位

435
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,485
我們的單位傢俬齊備...

436
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:30,113
積,你覺得如何?開闢我們的地盤

437
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,365
你太過火了

438
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:35,035
雪莉,我們如何應付這種客量?

439
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,412
你根本不知道後果如何

440
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:41,291
快樂的地方就是家園
遠離煩惱,自由自在...

441
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,627
讓你活到最好

442
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:47,506
充滿愛和歡笑,放下壓力...

443
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,760
哎呀...

444
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,930
換作我就不會放在那裏

445
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,351
好在上帝創造了地拖

446
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:13,323
你不用太操勞幫手,大推銷員

447
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,161
你今天是不是賺了大錢?

448
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:21,331
上班還神不守舍的

449
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:25,460
- 我一個人處理就行了
- 那麼糟糕嗎?

450
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:28,338
至少你回到現實了

451
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,133
希望你能留久一點

452
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:41,393
今天其實很順利,中午前已經有三單成交

453
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:43,604
我老闆說,他從未見過新人這麼順利

454
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:46,398
真的?你騙我吧?

455
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,650
謝謝你相信我

456
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,736
不,唏...不是那個

457
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,237
公司的發展也很好

458
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,656
你知嘛,積說這是一個機會
真的建立一番事業

459
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,158
竟然是這樣

460
00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:59,494
也許人們真的厭倦了地球的生活

461
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:03,290
對,那...也不能怪他們

462
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,626
我告訴你一件事

463
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,505
我絕對不會坐上那些火箭

464
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,300
不,當然不會

465
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,387
你有這裏整間鋪頭

466
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,306
這裏就是你的世界

467
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,310
我告訴你

468
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,479
他們現在的火箭真的難以置信

469
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:28,899
軟座椅,空姐提供雞尾酒

470
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,778
唏,不適合你,我也明白

471
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,270
梅朵?

472
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,608
唏,梅朵

473
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,696
梅朵

474
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,349
唏,積,你看

475
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:45,350
祖兒,唏

476
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,936
對不起,我中途離開了球賽

477
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,273
我只是...
我記起有一個潛在客戶要跟進

478
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,319
我賣了一個C區單位給他

479
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,369
細路,我就知道你有潛質

480
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,122
你具備一切的要求

481
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,917
我只是照你教我去做
基本上就是“聞曲奇餅”

482
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,585
你...感覺如何?

483
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,004
太好了

484
00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:16,757
我從未遇過更好的感覺

485
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,803
唏,裏面發生甚麼事?

486
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,597
我們今晚有排忙

487
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,807
對,我在電台上聽到廣告

488
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,059
很不錯

489
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:30,938
我們不用聽電話嗎?

490
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,944
正在等人來幫手

491
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,595
你好,我是祖兒梳達

492
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,806
- 這裏是明月月球住宅
- 你好

493
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,808
小姐,有甚麼可以幫到你?

494
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:09,726
當然,沒問題

495
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,938
我們有各種單位,肯定有一種適合你

496
00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:16,275
我們有A區、B區
如果你有興趣,還有C區

497
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:19,528
當然還有我一開始住的D區,但老實講

498
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,238
我上到月球就知道...

499
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,547
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