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["Under Your Spell" playing]
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Hi, this is Joey Shorter
with Brightside Lunar Residences.
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How can I be of assistance...
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[salespeople chattering]
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Imagine with me, Mrs. McKenna,
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those zinnias stretching skyward
in reduced gravity.
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- What a sight.
- One minute, exactly.
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Holographic wallpaper? You got it.
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Of course. I'll call you back.
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You know, you feel like family,
Howard. You do.
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Which is why I'm gonna get you
the very same deal I got my own ma.
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No. Hold on one second, sir.
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Shirl, chalk me up a B-Plex.
Lot B5, crater-view.
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Herb. Herb, you come fry a ham steak
on my bare chest over here,
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because I am just-- I am so hot, baby.
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Ed, stop. I don't have a ham steak.
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God forbid, Jack, I disappoint you
with another one of these ads.
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We might all end up rich.
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Well, then we'll call it even
on you being dead wrong on the new kid.
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[Eddie]
Would you like a strong coffee pot?
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Hey, who wants to mop this one up?
Easy money.
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- Joey, you could take it.
- Yeah, I got it, Jack.
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[Joey] Hi, this is Joey Shorter
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- with Brightside Lunar Residences.
- [scoffs]
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[laughs] It's great
that you heard our ad on the radio.
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It's too bad about our Volts, but we'll--
we'll shock 'em next time, right? Okay.
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Patch me in, Shirl.
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Careful, Herb.
New kid's coming for your lunch money.
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Now, if you could just give me...
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[salespeople chattering]
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I'm a guy who takes "No" for,
"Let's just keep talking until 'yes.'"
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You've gotta be proud, Mrs. Shizlitski,
with your son in the lunar mines.
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And what could make him happier
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than his beloved ma being a quarter
of a million miles closer to him, right?
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Hey Shirl, uh, patch me in again.
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I got another one. It's a C-Plex, C12.
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Welcome to second place, kid.
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[sighs]
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Where's Herb? Did he just hear that
and jump out the window?
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You know what? It's getting late.
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Let's call it a night,
stay fresh for tomorrow's leads.
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[stammers]
I'm all good to keep going, Jack.
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Ooh, you stay that hungry, kid.
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Desperation, a salesman's greatest asset.
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I am living proof of that.
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This kid's got some real dog in him.
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He stole second place,
and all he wants is more.
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Let's, uh, knock off
and run a victory lap.
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[groans, sighs]
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Take this then. That's all of it.
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Great. You'll be thrilled to know
that you are now likely to be working
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with the team's
number two top seller this evening.
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I'll get you on the first launch out.
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[Myrtle]
Jesus, am I supposed to read all this?
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Technically, yes.
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But time is your most precious asset.
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[gasps]
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That's it. [laughs]
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You won't be disappointed, ma'am.
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The next quarterly launch is scheduled
in just a few quick months.
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Months? Months? No. No.
That's not possible.
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We're not talking about
a bus to Sun City, ma'am.
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This is a state-of-the-art rocket launch,
scheduled quarterly,
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as contractually specified.
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- So, I'll just go get this processed.
- No, no, no.
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You don't understand!
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I have to go now.
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You're on the same great schedule
as all our customers.
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But I also don't believe in impossible,
so I'll be Mr. Do-All-I-Can for you.
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First thing tomorrow morning.
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But... I have nowhere else to go.
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[ValetBot] Can I help you
with transportation?
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A man of your accomplishments
needs a drink in his hands.
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One day on the road to a lifetime.
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Thanks, Jack.
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- Wow, this is really great.
- Mmm.
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[Jack exhales deeply]
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You know, I-- I sold one
to my old algebra teacher, Mr. Klein.
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I was just thinking about him up there
one day, you know, looking down at us.
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And it's all thanks to me.
[chuckles] Kinda. You know?
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[rocket ascends]
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Oh, wow, wow, look at that.
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- Look at that. [sighs] Look at that.
- Whoa.
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- [Joey whispers] Wow.
- Yeah, wow, that must be the 568.
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I should've brought the whole gang
out here to see it.
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- That's one of ours?
- Yeah, I think so. Must be.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, man,
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it'd be great to see one up close one day.
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Oh, kid, just you wait.
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[both chuckle]
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[sighs] Okay. Yeah, I should grab the bus.
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It's getting pretty late
to be stopping by Mom.
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Or, at this hour, I mean,
we can get you a room here for the night.
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Yeah?
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[stammers] I mean, I don't really need--
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You are way past the business
of what you need, kid.
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It's time for what you deserve.
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- [both laughing]
- [glasses clink]
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You know where this would look
a whole lot nicer?
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- Mm-hmm?
- On you, Shirley.
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Kinda confetti-strewn,
little to no other garments, or--
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Am I getting ahead of myself
by about 12 minutes here?
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[inhales deeply]
But who's measuring, right?
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- Abundance is fucking abundance, Shirley.
- [chuckles]
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Your abundance is fixing my car
and your problems tomorrow.
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Problems, car, tomorrow. Ding, ding, ding.
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All right, you guys. Have a good night
and-- and just, thanks for everything.
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Oh, it's Captain Puberty.
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How you doing? You all good for bus fare?
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Ignore him, Joe. He's terrified
of anyone younger than he is.
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[laughs] No, uh,
Jack's grabbing me a room, actually.
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Oh, okay. You gonna be ready
to pack out with us tomorrow?
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Pack out? W-What about
all the great leads we've got here?
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Day's work, then wheels up.
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We're lucky we got all we did
out of this town.
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Right. So there's never someone
who sticks around just to work local?
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Well, that's kind of the thing
about traveling salesmen, kid.
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They do tend to travel.
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Uh, Shirley, you wanna go grab
that sizable form I mentioned?
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It's okay if the road's not for you, Joe.
You did good tonight.
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Yeah, you did.
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We'll send you a card
on your 12th birthday.
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[ValetBot] Have a wonderful evening.
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Joe. Jack's not here?
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You just missed him. Why?
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Mmm. Certain developments is all.
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Regarding fairness,
which always favors the actual winners.
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[ValetBot] Good evening, guest.
How can I make your stay more pleasant?
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{\an8}[door opens]
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{\an8}♪ Every man's a king, Herb-O
As long as every man is me, Herb-O ♪
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♪ Oh, she loves me, she loves me
Oh, oh, oh ♪
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- Oh, Jesus! Who are you?
- [Eddie] Oh!
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- Whoa, you're not Herb at all.
- [Myrtle] He told me I could sleep here.
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Boy, for a mealy-minded,
congenitally limp fella like him--
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[Myrtle] Get out! Go!
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All right, forgive me, forgive me,
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hot-blooded woman
who is way outta Herb's league.
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This is half my room as well,
but no, I'll-- I'll gladly vacate.
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Wait, hey... [stammers] ...he said he would
get me on an earlier launch. Did he?
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Oh, God, Herb.
Oh, good luck, toots. Seriously.
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[yells]
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Jacky boy,
you're hoarding my handsome grandson.
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Sure, you're ashamed of me,
but don't overestimate my patience.
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- [Jack] Delete.
- [answering machine beeps]
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[Jack's mom] Every day you're here
and not delivering Joey, who I am owed,
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I die faster.
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- Delete.
- [answering machine beeps]
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- [knocking]
- Down in a flash.
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[Shirley] I need a minute, Jack.
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[mouthing words] Fuck.
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All right,
anything for you, Shirl, anytime.
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[sighs]
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- Hey.
- [laughs] Fifteen units in three hours.
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Considering we did 48 the last three
months, I'd call it an eventful evening.
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Oh, you know-- Uh, could you,
uh, help me, uh, pick out a tie? Uh...
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Yes, we are making big waves.
Big, big, big, big waves.
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You know, I shouldn't, uh,
I shouldn't be thinking like this,
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but if Jenkins hits us with
more delays now,
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this whole town is gonna grab pitchforks.
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Well, that'll be HQ's problem
'cause we'll be long gone.
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- That is the right call, Shirl. [sighs]
- [Shirley chuckles]
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Oak Grove has a county fair tomorrow.
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I got prices on ad buys.
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Plus,
a regional spread plan profit projection.
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Lots of potential
we never had the stones to tap.
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This is, uh, also all stuff that you are
not paid enough to worry about. [chuckles]
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Well, whosever job it is,
I'm better at it.
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I'm not saying ambition
doesn't look great on you. It does.
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But let's, um...
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[sighs] Let's just hit the road.
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Keep working doors like we know how.
Crawl before we corner the market.
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Of course.
Who doesn't wanna make less money?
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Me, Shirl.
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I've got a boss, and bosses are violent,
irrational creatures,
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especially when you start spending
their budgets however the hell you want.
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One day, when Brightside's bigger than
sliced bread and you and me run the show,
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we will be rich enough
to make up our own rules.
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Ready when you are.
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- [knocking]
- [Joey] Hey, Jack, it's me.
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Oh, too bad Joey won't travel.
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- I see some of what you're seeing.
- [Jack] Won't travel?
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[Joey knocking] Jack, you got a minute?
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- Hey, good morning.
- Hey.
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Hey, Shirl.
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I-- I was-- I was just coming by
to say thanks for everything.
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I-I gotta go home.
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Well, hey-- [stammers]
Let me give you a ride. Okay?
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Got something I wanna show you.
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Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
It only looked like I was in last place,
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and that's with Jack
handing this Joey certain advantages,
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which he needs, of course,
given his total lack of expertise.
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Herbie, you're not letting life
on the road get to you again, are you?
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- Remember, we're stronger than that.
- [Herb] Much stronger.
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[Herb's wife] So much stro--
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Wait, um, Herbie, what is that scarf?
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[chuckles]
That women's scarf there on your bed.
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Oh, you see, honey, I can't say
for certain what that scarf is or whose,
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because I was not present
when it was left there.
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I'm alone, every day.
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And I'm here for you, your eternal rock,
with our twins growing inside me,
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and-- and you have a scarf.
You have a scarf! [breathes heavily]
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[upbeat music playing on car radio]
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[Joey laughs]
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A car like this.
All the home a salesman ever needs.
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- Oh, man. [chuckles]
- Hey, don't be shy, kid, open her up.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, see what she got.
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Here goes nothing.
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[Joey gasps] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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- [Joey laughing]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Whoo.
- Ah.
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That's right, kid.
Ten and two, right there, you got it.
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[laughs] This thing's pretty powerful.
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[Jack laughs] Yeah, it is.
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So, Joe, we head out tonight,
and I-I would be honored
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to have the most promising rookie salesman
I've ever met in convoy with us.
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And you can drive your new car here too.
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What-- What do you mean?
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What, you don't like it? We'll-We'll swap
it out, but frankly, I think it suits you.
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[stammers] You didn't buy this for me.
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You didn't think any of this would be
as good as it is, but... here we are.
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[chuckles]
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[breathes deeply]
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You know, it's just--
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- Oh, it's just too much. Jack, it's-- No.
- No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
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Don't get hung up, kid.
Call it a company car.
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You work with us, you get to drive it.
That simple.
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Yeah, you don't have to
sell me on it, Jack.
229
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,828
I'm-- I'm not going to go.
230
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,623
I can't leave my mom.
231
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I can't.
232
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[sipping]
233
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,696
You haven't seen Jack, have you?
234
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:44,283
Herb, my compliments. I met
your conjugal visitor from last night.
235
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,577
Well, I was very wrong about you.
236
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:50,205
You're actually very wrong
about being wrong about me.
237
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,542
I provided her with our customer service
hotline, which should be very helpful.
238
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,254
Now you're ducking her like a regular
Don Juan, and-- just-- It's shocking.
239
00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,257
No one's ducking or shocking or anything.
240
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,342
Why does everyone think I'm a sex maniac?
241
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,553
It's a fair question.
Let me ask you something.
242
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,890
Now, you saw this in a shop window, huh?
Singing you a love song.
243
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,310
Would you not put aside
certain other pertinent concerns?
244
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:15,606
Look at this. Look at that.
Ooh. AutoColor, huh? Goes with everything.
245
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,815
Very impressive.
246
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:20,110
Um, okay, uh, just slowly walk away, okay?
247
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,654
I know you have a million and one
stupid fucking questions.
248
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,240
For once, please save them
and get outta here.
249
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,366
Take that bag of money.
250
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,327
Probably time I just give it to Shirl.
251
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,287
[BarBot] Hey there, pal.
252
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,666
There you are. I-I've been looking
all over for you, Fred.
253
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,338
Third visit on this tab, Ed.
Third visits hurt.
254
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,423
Great news. Payday is tomorrow.
255
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,009
You'll find me right here, Fred.
Come on, you'll have every cent.
256
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,637
Money or pain, pal. It's your call.
257
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:47,888
[sighs]
258
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,142
Come on, you gotta have something on ya. Anything.
259
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,356
[sighs] Fred, I got nothing.
260
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,108
[groans] You unlucky bum.
261
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,278
All right, easy. Okay, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on. Please?
262
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,948
I can walk myself, all right? Big boy now.
263
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,451
[BarBot] Have a wonderful afternoon.
264
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:13,997
[robot] Hello, and thank you for calling
the Brightside Lunar Residences,
265
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,750
where you'll live
your brighter tomorrow today.
266
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,961
For Sales, press one.
267
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,755
For more about the Brightside, press two.
268
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,009
For Sales, press one.
269
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,221
For more about the Brightside, press two.
270
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,181
- [key press]
- [robot] Invalid entry.
271
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,894
- [key presses]
- [robot] Invalid entry. Invalid entry.
272
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:40,357
- In-- Invalid entry.
- [sighs]
273
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,943
[key press]
274
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:46,321
Sorry, none of our sales associates
are available to take your call.
275
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,740
[yells]
276
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,131
Follow.
277
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,110
[sighs]
278
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,031
You cut me off,
but his name was "Herb Porter,"
279
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,200
and he should be fired immediately
280
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,619
because I never would have done this
if he hadn't let me think--
281
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,497
And now I'm stuck here in this dingy motel
282
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,293
with nothing in my suitcase
but goddamn loungewear for the moon.
283
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,753
[sighs]
284
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:46,340
Waiting three-- three months
with no home to go back to?
285
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,592
I thought I was leaving right away.
286
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,929
Do you know what it took to get here?
287
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,266
Are these the offices
of Brightside Lunar "Redisences?"
288
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,227
Yeah, what can I do for ya?
289
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:04,148
I'll need to speak with the manager
or operationally deputized "sudorbinate."
290
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,026
Yeah, guess I'll do.
291
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,738
- Location of corporate enterprise?
- Excuse me?
292
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,656
Location of corporate enterprise?
293
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,282
Where's HQ, you mean?
294
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,577
- The moon.
- [consumer rights agent] Mmm.
295
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,665
- Form 703C, please.
- Yeah, now you stumped me.
296
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,541
Fetch 703C.
297
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,588
Pursuant to the non-local entity's
unpermitted broadcast advertisements
298
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,089
on WYBS,
299
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:33,804
you are required to file
a 703C Statement of Disclosure.
300
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:34,763
Down.
301
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:39,393
Per entity, per transaction,
in "triclipate."
302
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,646
Sorry, I wasn't aware.
303
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,691
[agent] Which, ipso facto,
constitutes a violation.
304
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,943
These are public airwaves, ma'am.
305
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:51,488
We can't just allow anyone from anywhere
to say anything they want.
306
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,074
Well, good thing
we're taking our business elsewhere,
307
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,285
and you won't have to worry about our 73s.
Right--
308
00:17:56,285 --> 00:18:02,040
703C's. And yes, my jurisdiction's
confined to Vistaville county, but--
309
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,042
Then write this down in "triclipate."
310
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,421
I've spent 14 hours doing paperwork,
my wrists hurt,
311
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,965
my fucking ass is numb,
and I've been daydreaming
312
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:13,051
about stabbing just about anyone
in the eye with this pencil.
313
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,972
Then comes you, stuffed in your $12 suit,
314
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:20,392
asking an honest businesswoman
who's buried in forms
315
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,102
for more useless goddamn forms.
316
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,522
Now, please, get the fuck out,
and let me do my job.
317
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,234
I'm no stranger to coarse language
and contempt.
318
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:35,115
And while there's no rule against it,
it does make the process less pleasant.
319
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:41,580
Your 16-hour compliance window
began with initial "nofitication..."
320
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:43,749
three minutes ago.
321
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,251
- Follow.
- [file robot beeps]
322
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,255
- So, what else can I say?
- [sad music playing]
323
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,634
I got married at 17.
That was my first mistake.
324
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:57,554
Any man who says, "We'll keep
the next baby," is a fucking liar.
325
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:01,141
My mother-- My mother's even worse,
but we covered her.
326
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,352
[sighs]
327
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,895
Please get me out of here.
328
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,899
Get me out of here.
329
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,068
[machine]
We were unable to save your message.
330
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,694
[machine beeps]
331
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,822
- For sales, press one.
- [sighs]
332
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,619
- Mr. Billings?
- Hey.
333
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:22,454
I saw the garage needed work.
334
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,540
Nothing a couple men with hammers
can't handle.
335
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,876
Why you doing this?
336
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,628
Well, because you're stuck, kid.
337
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,214
And every time you see that,
it's dragging you down more.
338
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,759
I get you can't come on the road with us,
but you can't stay here with that either.
339
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,135
You got some tools in there?
340
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:39,888
I can check.
341
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,191
[sighs]
342
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:55,028
Um, my mom just has trouble
getting rid of stuff. [sighs]
343
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,113
Mmm.
344
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,031
Here, you can check in there.
345
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,077
Had a case like this once.
346
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,371
Did you use it a lot as a kid?
347
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,124
Uh, no. Mostly just called the handyman.
348
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,001
Hmm. This will do.
349
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,713
I-- You can throw some paint
on the new ones.
350
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,716
Okay.
351
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,054
Ah.
352
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:25,017
B-Plex.
Please inform Jack I dropped that off.
353
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,811
Nice work, Herb. Tied for second.
354
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,063
- Hey, you wanna mark it up yourself?
- [Herb sighs]
355
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,484
Who needs a check mark, right?
356
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:39,656
I know what I did,
even if Jack doesn't, nor Joey.
357
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,950
Oh, don't beat yourself up.
358
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,828
Whatever's going on with Jack
and that kid's got nothing to do with you.
359
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:46,705
Thank you, Shirley.
360
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:50,292
You know, sometimes I think
that Betty thinks that if I'm not...
361
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,171
you know, number one,
362
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:57,799
then there's something wrong.
363
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,679
Well, maybe both of you
need to relax a little.
364
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,684
Well, she doesn't really like us
using the R-word, Shirley.
365
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,019
[laughs]
366
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:20,864
Hey, look, you're a good kid, and it's
noble that you wanna stick by your mom,
367
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,575
but it's tough living your life
for someone else.
368
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,953
- Well, that's just how she raised me.
- Wh-- [sighs]
369
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,287
You know, family first.
370
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,498
Exactly, but aren't you a part of
that family too?
371
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,458
[sighs] Sure.
372
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,587
Trust me, the world,
it's big enough for you to love her
373
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,381
and do your own thing sometimes.
374
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:38,966
Looks good, nice, and even.
375
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,051
Thanks.
376
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,430
You know, I've only ever left here once.
377
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,725
- Ah.
- No, it was game seven, Volts, Dynamos.
378
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,102
Hmm. [laughs]
379
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,020
So, it was 10 hours
on local buses right there.
380
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,065
You got an adventurer's heart,
and you're living like a granny.
381
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:58,735
[sighs]
382
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,531
How do you know people so good?
383
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,449
Knocking on their doors.
384
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:06,535
It's a hell of a classroom.
385
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,080
Of course, I wanna go with you guys.
386
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:15,127
I ju-- I just don't wanna
wind up some nobody. I... [sighs]
387
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,009
My pops left,
and that's what happened to him.
388
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,679
He left her and never looked back.
389
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,936
- You keep in touch with him ever?
- I don't even wanna know his name.
390
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,022
- You sure?
- I could care less if he was dead.
391
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,985
Well, then, I bet you'll turn out
way better than he did.
392
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,071
[laughs]
393
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:46,700
And that's all your mom
really wants, anyway.
394
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,702
I mean, now, I don't know her, but...
395
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,831
moms aren't always built
for letting their boys go.
396
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:56,793
Yeah. Yeah, she-she'd probably
want me to stay here in this house
397
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,712
with her for the rest of my life
if she had her way.
398
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,464
You'd hate her if you never left.
399
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,134
That I know.
400
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,804
Plus, you'd be short a car and a career,
and a bunch of new friends,
401
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,641
all of which could be yours
for the price of "Thanks, Jack."
402
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,732
[inhales deeply]
403
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:19,816
Thanks, Jack.
404
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,873
[Myrtle] Turndown service.
405
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,461
- [sighs] You shitty little bastard.
- Ma'am-- Uh, miss.
406
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,756
I believed you.
I left my whole life for this!
407
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,299
[Herb] What are you doing here?
408
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,677
[yells, grunts]
409
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,971
- Those are actually my roommate's.
- Well, fuck him too!
410
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,681
You promised me this would happen!
411
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,309
I don't have time to wait!
My whole life is ruined!
412
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:57,062
Twelve years of marriage, just fucked!
413
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,857
Excuse me, Miss Tramp,
414
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:03,360
if you're looking for your cheap scarf,
it's right over there.
415
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,153
I knew it.
416
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,155
[Herb groans, sighs]
417
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,323
[breathes heavily]
418
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,787
[laughs] All right.
419
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,040
[ValetBot] Good afternoon, guest.
Can I help with your bags?
420
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,126
- [Jack] You're getting the hang of it.
- [Joey] Sorta.
421
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,919
[Jack's mom] So, there you are.
422
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,423
Ma. Ma, hey. I wasn't expecting you.
423
00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:28,594
Uh, this, uh, is, uh, the--
a new recruit of ours. A great guy.
424
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,429
Joey Shorter, my ma.
425
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,139
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mrs. Billings.
426
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,101
God, you're handsome. Excuse me.
427
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,644
- Oh, oh.
- Oh!
428
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,272
All right, no, no, let him breathe, Ma.
Ma, first w-- it's his first week.
429
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,565
[chuckles]
430
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:47,779
[sighs] Oh. I've been telling Jack
to recruit someone like you for years now.
431
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,948
- Aw.
- Tell me, is he treating you right?
432
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,035
I know firsthand he can be cruel.
433
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,162
Checked out, two-faced, you name it.
434
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,705
Oh, no, no, no, no.
435
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,874
He's been great, really.
He's been teaching me a lot.
436
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,751
We're all hitting the road tonight, actually.
437
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:01,835
Is that right?
438
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,254
On the road?
439
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,757
Lots of packing
and planning to do here, Ma.
440
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:10,010
- But I'm glad you had a chance to meet.
- I hope to see you again, Mrs. Billings.
441
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,512
I'm sure you will, Joey.
442
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:16,266
You're a very special boy.
No matter what he says or does.
443
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,936
- Okay. [laughs]
- [laughs] All right.
444
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,521
[Jack] Okay.
445
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,314
[exhales deeply]
446
00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,441
[ValetBot] Good afternoon, valued guest.
447
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,901
Can I help you with transportation?
448
00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:28,612
- I'm coming with, Shirl.
- Oh, good for you.
449
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:30,739
And what's that?
450
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,325
Oh, it's a company car.
451
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:36,662
But, uh, Jack says I can drive it a while.
452
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:39,957
Oh.
453
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:44,127
What sadistic thing
are you doing to that boy?
454
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,672
He's fine, Ma. Okay? Just get in the car.
455
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:49,049
You got to see him.
Everything's gonna be fine.
456
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:54,137
You got him so pumped up full of hot air.
He's half nuts already.
457
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:59,768
Abandoning his mother on her deathbed
to "hit the road"
458
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,479
when you can't even cop to being his dad.
459
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,773
I'm gonna tell him soon.
What do you think I am?
460
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,316
I know what you are, Jack.
461
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:09,903
You're the guy who's gonna rip him away
from everything decent.
462
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:14,283
- Straight out of your father's playbook.
- Dad didn't run out. He died.
463
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:16,910
And you think that's not his fault?
464
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:20,414
I know what it is
to live with a lunatic, Jack.
465
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,417
So I'm gonna be looking out for that boy.
466
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:28,422
Well, I better warn him, 'cause every guy
you look out for winds up suicidal.
467
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,716
- Oh, suck it up.
- Bye, Ma.
468
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:34,636
Run away, Jack. Go on, run away.
469
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:37,097
[grunting]
470
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:46,607
[Eddie] Shirley.
471
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,442
Hey. Loaded up?
472
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:52,237
Oh, what's better than leaving this town
and never coming back, am I right?
473
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,822
Mm-hmm.
474
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:57,910
You, uh, you did forget to, uh--
475
00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,912
Well, you forgot to pack this, though.
476
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:02,497
[chuckles]
477
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:07,085
Let's just see. Oh, oh, ooh. Ooh.
478
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,423
What about your other issues?
479
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:15,761
Jesus. A jewel like that, and you're gonna
waste time talking to me about issues?
480
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,932
[laughs]
481
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:25,312
Ay, ay, ay. It's beautiful, Ed.
482
00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:29,233
[chuckles] Mmm. It's huge.
483
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,694
- Mmm. Knockout.
- [Shirley laughs]
484
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,199
- What's wrong with your leg?
- Nothing.
485
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:40,702
- Walk over here then.
- No. I'm no trained seal.
486
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,621
I happen to like it over here.
487
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,083
What,
you gonna stand over there all night?
488
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,210
- Get over here and kiss me.
- [Eddie sighs]
489
00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:52,089
[grunting]
490
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:53,674
You miserable fool.
491
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:57,594
Yeah, maybe, but ain't I lucky, though?
492
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,096
[moans]
493
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,309
Here.
494
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:07,521
- What?
- Everyone else plays fast and loose.
495
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,064
- Why can't we?
- What?
496
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:13,443
Just take care of what you have to,
and pay it back soon.
497
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:17,698
Shirl, there is an air of miracle
and salvation about all this. There is.
498
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366
Mmm. Don't milk it.
499
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,118
Okay, no. [stammers]
500
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:24,371
Milk-- Milk-Milk... [stammers]
...keeps coming up over and over again.
501
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:28,000
- No, I'm telling you.
- No, no, no. Enough with the juju talk.
502
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,585
- I--
- Gimme them lips.
503
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,171
- Hmm. Oh.
- [both laugh]
504
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,598
So, you're maybe
not gonna wanna hear this, but...
505
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,308
[Joey's mother breathing steadily]
506
00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,768
Sure, he can stay here
507
00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:50,814
and spend his life getting antsy,
wondering what he's capable of,
508
00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:55,694
or he could do what makes him
feel like he's got a chance in the world.
509
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,614
And you don't wanna take that away
from him.
510
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:04,369
So what if it screws him up
a hundred different ways?
511
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,663
At least he'll come by it honest.
512
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:11,877
[Jack sighs]
513
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:20,385
He's incredible. You know that.
514
00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:25,265
You did that.
515
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,351
[Joey's mother breathing steadily]
516
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,689
And, boy, he loves you.
517
00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:36,652
He'd lay down his dreams
just to stay by your side.
518
00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:39,571
[sniffles] At least, till I got involved.
519
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:46,620
God, he knows things at his age
I might never learn.
520
00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,180
[sighs]
521
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,140
[clears throat]
522
00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:09,768
So, fine.
523
00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,816
I get it. We'll stay.
524
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,443
What's the big rush, right?
525
00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:26,535
[NurseBot]
Visiting hours are for family only.
526
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,414
I'm her husband.
527
00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,669
[BarBot] How 'bout another round?
528
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,298
Jesus.
529
00:30:40,591 --> 00:30:43,510
Whoever called this a porterhouse
should be taken out and shot.
530
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,845
[sighs]
531
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:45,929
Well, ma'am...
532
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:52,060
quite often what the menu listed
as USDA Prime
533
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,189
is only grade "stadnart--" standard.
534
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:56,773
That's criminal.
535
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:01,028
Technically, you're right.
536
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:07,868
Thank you.
537
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:11,747
You know, I was on the phone
for four hours today,
538
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,875
and no one's listening. Not a soul.
I might as well be a goddamn doormat.
539
00:31:16,585 --> 00:31:18,128
Fetch F27EZ.
540
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,510
You're not a doormat, ma'am.
You're a customer.
541
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,936
And customers have rights.
542
00:31:35,521 --> 00:31:37,648
And it's my job to protect them.
543
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:47,157
["Dark Side of the Moon" playing]