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How much longer, Pa?

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Should get there by tonight, I reckon.

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And then blast off to our new life.

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You sure I'll like it up there?

5
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Well, they got everything you like
down here, only better.

6
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That's what Jack said.

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One-and-a-half baths.
Two sinks in the master.

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His, hers, side by side. Bing bang.

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I'll talk to Jack today.
Make sure we're on the next launch.

10
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You say "launch" again, and I am a puddle.

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-Launch.
-Uh-huh, and I'm a puddle.

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I could share this moment with you

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by holding your hair
like in the baby book.

14
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No, Herbie, this is my job.

15
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You go do yours
by selling us up to the top.

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It's time you know something, Joe.

17
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Well, maybe past time.

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I couldn't be happier
to have you as my son.

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"Have you"?

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Be right there, Jack.

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As a "sudorbinate" of the court.

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I hold you, Joseph Shorter,

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in contempt for sales
in violation of court order F6-B.

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What is this? What's going on?

25
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Compulsory Questioning Prompt C.

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You're wanted for questioning.

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Please proceed peacefully
to the questioning location.

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<i>Just our club's little seasonal mixer,</i>

29
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<i>but no shortage of
sharp money minds there, Jack.</i>

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<i>Got 'em thinking Lunar Residential
is a great investment.</i>

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<i>And I am not taking "No."</i>

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-Too bad we can't sell.
-<i>So, see you and yours tonight.</i>

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All right, well, let's just
grab as many leads as we can.

34
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We'll go back and sell them
when this legal thing clears.

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Yeah, I'm still
hounding accounting on that.

36
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So, how'd Joey take the news?

37
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Telling him tonight.
All in the timing, right?

38
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Well, turns out
I got something to tell you too.

39
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So Ed's been saving up,
and he got himself a nice B-Plex.

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I'm heading up there with him.

41
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Wow.

42
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Wow.

43
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Shirley, that's incredible!

44
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I had a hunch about you two.

45
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I thought we hid it better than that.

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Hope we can squeeze into the next launch.

47
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Of course.

48
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Of course.
You two are gonna love it up there.

49
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You've been good to me, Jack.

50
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Well, I can't pretend
I'll ever replace you.

51
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Don't get all weepy yet.

52
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Hey, when you get up there,

53
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give those pinheads in accounting
hell for me, okay?

54
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And let me know what HQ looks like.
I'm curious.

55
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What?

56
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-What?
-You've never been up there?

57
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I told you that, Shirley.

58
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My family there wasn't--

59
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Don't rake me over the coals
about it again.

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Right.

61
00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:04,017
Anyway, thanks for riding HQ
for those forms that we needed.

62
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I've been calling Jenkins
and getting nowhere.

63
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Yeah, he's just been allergic to the phone

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ever since we hit that snag
with the county.

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-Christ.
-What timing, huh?

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Not like him.

67
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No, it's…

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just business.
You expect it to run smooth?

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I don't get it, did we do something wrong?

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Clearly.

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The extent
is what we're currently determining.

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Deposition 1A.

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Defendant Joseph Shorter,
junior sales associate.

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Violation 546.L3,
Brightside "corportation."

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How long am I gonna be here?

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Statutory limits allow 16 hours detainment

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in the interests
of rigor and thoroughness.

78
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There's a great new market
for me to excel in

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at the Country Club mixer tonight.

80
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That sounds fancy.
I've got the perfect dress.

81
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I think it might just be
for salespeople, Bun Bun.

82
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I'm your wife.

83
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Anything for you, I'm included.
Automatic. Those are the rules.

84
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Perfect.

85
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And all the selling should go
even better than usual with Joey in jail.

86
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Sadly.

87
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I know. Try so hard
to see the good in people,

88
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but what good is a person that lives
a double life as a deplorable criminal?

89
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So, what did Jack say about it?

90
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Nah, I think it's best
that he doesn't know.

91
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And that way, Joey can face
his consequences alone and grow.

92
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Even if that does mean

93
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he misses this evening's
great opportunity.

94
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I don't know, Herbie.

95
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What if Jack being angry with him,

96
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maybe even taking away his job,

97
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is exactly the consequence
Joey needs to face?

98
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I just want you
to take the high road here, Herbie.

99
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You're right.

100
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You're my rock.

101
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All three of you. My rocks.

102
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From the desk--

103
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Urgent.

104
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From the desk of Stanley Jenkins,
Lunar HQ.

105
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To Miss Shirley Stedman.

106
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Ed, you ever wonder if the moon's
not all it's cracked up to be?

107
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Well, most things aren't.

108
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But also, if it's you and me,
then what's better than that, right?

109
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Right?

110
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This isn't about
your domestic past, is it?

111
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Which you have repeatedly called
a lost cause, I might add.

112
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No. I've made my peace with that.

113
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I was just talking about up there.

114
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Just thinking it out.

115
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Talking and thinking, Shirley,
that's a lethal combination

116
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when we've got a future to embrace.

117
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I'll embrace it when we get there.

118
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Miss Shirley Stedman, please.
Miss Shirley Stedman.

119
00:08:06,575 --> 00:08:07,743
What? What is it?

120
00:08:07,826 --> 00:08:11,246
'Cause if it's more talking and thinking,
I'm not sure I'm in the mood.

121
00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:12,331
Sure.

122
00:08:12,998 --> 00:08:14,166
Shirl. Shirley.

123
00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:17,044
It's a new day for us!

124
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Can't just dip a toe in
and get halfway pregnant, huh?

125
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And you have no knowledge
who could provide necessary records

126
00:08:27,179 --> 00:08:31,600
of "incorportation," taxpayer IDs,
or tabulated gross receipts.

127
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I don't even know what those are.
All I do is sell.

128
00:08:36,897 --> 00:08:39,316
They're figures, Mr. Shorter,

129
00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,985
which "costitute" the entity's
legal standing.

130
00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:44,446
Jack's gotta know about all that.

131
00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:46,323
He deals with HQ every day.

132
00:08:47,324 --> 00:08:49,034
He's your direct superior?

133
00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:51,954
Yeah. Jack Billings.
He's a great guy. Really.

134
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Just talk to him.
He'll clear everything up, I'm sure.

135
00:08:59,503 --> 00:09:02,631
That's not gonna get him in trouble,
me saying his name, right?

136
00:09:03,882 --> 00:09:07,553
Look sharp, kid. Wheels up in five.
Your girl's waiting for ya.

137
00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,055
Good evening, sir.

138
00:09:12,599 --> 00:09:14,643
Joey! You with me here, Joe?

139
00:09:25,404 --> 00:09:28,282
-We need to talk.
-Hey, you seen Joey? He's gonna be late.

140
00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:29,908
He's a big boy, Dad. He'll be there.

141
00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:31,451
Heard anything from Jenkins?

142
00:09:31,535 --> 00:09:35,205
Yes, I left word. Told him it was urgent.
We'll get it all sorted.

143
00:09:36,081 --> 00:09:37,082
He sent me this.

144
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:41,920
Jack.

145
00:09:42,004 --> 00:09:44,673
You'll be glad to know because the truth
is always best, no matter how difficult.

146
00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:48,635
Joey has been taken by the authorities,
sadly.

147
00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:54,474
Okay, I'll handle it. Yeah.

148
00:09:55,058 --> 00:09:56,143
Probably nothing, right?

149
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Right.

150
00:09:57,311 --> 00:09:59,271
You guys just get to the club.
Warm up the room.

151
00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:00,480
Whatever this is, it can wait.

152
00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,816
Yeah, you just go take care of Joey.

153
00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:05,444
Okay.

154
00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:27,633
I think I already told you that.

155
00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:31,553
All right.
We're done here, Agent Costopoulos.

156
00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:33,472
Come on, Joe. Let's get you out of here.

157
00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:35,057
That's great work, pal.

158
00:10:35,557 --> 00:10:38,894
Crucifying an honest goddamn salesman
over paperwork.

159
00:10:39,895 --> 00:10:40,896
What a big man.

160
00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:46,902
Thanks, Jack.

161
00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:49,655
What for? You're the one
who had to put up with all that.

162
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,032
-How long did he have you in there?
-All day.

163
00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:53,700
I didn't honestly really know

164
00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:56,286
-much of what he was asking about.
-That's all a bunch of nothing.

165
00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:59,164
A couple of forms the geniuses at HQ
forgot to send in.

166
00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:01,333
I let him have it. They snapped right to.

167
00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:05,128
-He try to scare you a little?
-Pulled that off pretty good.

168
00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:07,673
Couldn't help but think what my mom
was gonna do if I got in trouble.

169
00:11:07,756 --> 00:11:11,301
-It was awful, Jack.
-Hey, but you took it like a pro.

170
00:11:12,094 --> 00:11:14,763
That's all that counts.
Herb would've chewed through his tie.

171
00:11:15,848 --> 00:11:19,476
Yeah, don't worry. I won't make a habit
out of you bailing me out like this.

172
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,061
Not your fault.

173
00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:24,106
Not any of ours. Not for a minute.

174
00:11:26,441 --> 00:11:28,986
There you go. Hey, let's get over there.

175
00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:32,114
Your suit's in the car,
and your girl's saving her first dance.

176
00:11:32,614 --> 00:11:35,242
In a room full of pretty deep pockets,
right?

177
00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:47,129
Having a good night, folks? I know I am.

178
00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:48,213
Excuse me.

179
00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:50,174
-<i>Bonsoir.</i>
-Hey.

180
00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,468
Hey. Glad you guys made it.

181
00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:56,889
Thanks. Jack and Joey will be here soon.

182
00:11:56,972 --> 00:11:58,891
Call ran long with some developers.

183
00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:00,851
Sounds important. Cheers.

184
00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,102
Cheers.

185
00:12:02,186 --> 00:12:06,064
Easy sales tonight.
They're all rich and drunk.

186
00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:10,903
Phil Montez.

187
00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:15,073
I'm sure Jack warned you
that there would be dancing.

188
00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:17,576
Who says you can't
mix business with pleasure?

189
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:28,295
Welcome, guests. Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.

190
00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:29,963
I'm Herbert's plus-one.

191
00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:33,634
He gets one, they told us.
We're married, and expecting.

192
00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:36,386
-Enjoy your evening.
-Welcome, guests.

193
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,013
-Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
-How are ya?

194
00:12:38,096 --> 00:12:39,097
With apologies.

195
00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:42,893
Our club's dress code prohibits
suiting with embellished trim.

196
00:12:42,976 --> 00:12:47,189
And while there's no mandate against,
we actively discourage wide lapels.

197
00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:50,859
But that's discriminatory
versus good taste, isn't it?

198
00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:51,944
It's tradition.

199
00:12:53,028 --> 00:12:55,739
Look, my girlfriend's in there
with the fucking cardigan brigade, okay?

200
00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:59,451
She needs me. All right! Okay.

201
00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:06,708
Welcome, guests. Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.

202
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,919
<i>So you just let him go?</i>

203
00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:12,840
Management was able to provide
copies of "revelant" documentation,

204
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,217
rendering the "oringinating" case closed.

205
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:20,514
-Show me. Maybe we can use it.
-But that's county property, Mrs. Mayburn.

206
00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:24,268
Which I'm "oglibated" by protocol
to destroy promptly.

207
00:13:24,351 --> 00:13:27,020
What fucking good is protocol
if it doesn't help anybody?

208
00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:32,651
This system is the "culnimation"
of thousands of years of human history.

209
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:37,906
Generations of civil servants
dedicating their time and labor.

210
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:41,535
It's bigger than you or me, Mrs. Mayburn.

211
00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:45,205
And it's better that way.

212
00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:48,625
Please.

213
00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:52,754
I know you wanna help. And you can.

214
00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:59,428
Your contract guarantees a refund.

215
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,055
God, not if I walked out on everything.

216
00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:05,184
Halfway burned down the house…

217
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,647
I hope it was properly insured.

218
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:18,363
I'm so--

219
00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:26,580
Take the refund.

220
00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:34,922
Wow.

221
00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:40,052
That's a warm room.

222
00:14:40,969 --> 00:14:42,304
I bet I could close three.

223
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:43,972
You think you can top that?

224
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:46,683
Well, you know, back in the war

225
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,810
I never backed down from a challenge.

226
00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:49,895
Oh, hey.

227
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,150
Well, go take her for a spin.

228
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:56,944
Let the world know you're a wanted man.

229
00:14:59,905 --> 00:15:00,906
Thanks again, Jack.

230
00:15:02,157 --> 00:15:03,617
You count on it.

231
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,539
What a night. How's everyone doing?

232
00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,123
Hi.

233
00:15:32,813 --> 00:15:34,940
Oh, my God. That was fast, Shirley.

234
00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:37,901
Goddamn it.

235
00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:43,740
Well, you're gonna love your new A-Plex.

236
00:15:43,824 --> 00:15:45,242
I'm sure I will.

237
00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:49,371
-Hey, sweetheart.
-Yes?

238
00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:52,165
Who is that over there?

239
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:57,004
That tramp slept her way
into Norm Selwyn's fortune,

240
00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:59,256
May he rest in peace.

241
00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:02,217
This is her goddamn club now,

242
00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:04,469
and mostly her town.

243
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:08,724
But good Lord,
I'd kill to have her figure.

244
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:12,227
Herbie, this is where we belong.

245
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,105
There's Joey.

246
00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:16,815
He rehabilitated pretty quickly.

247
00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:19,902
Well, every crisis is an open door.

248
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:23,405
Let me lead.

249
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,366
Don't be shy, folks.

250
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,993
May we cut in?

251
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:32,247
I did a summer of ballroom with my mother,

252
00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:35,584
so my hand placements
are gonna be totally by the book.

253
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:39,713
Cheers, folks.

254
00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:44,218
Hey, future corrupt politicians
of America.

255
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:47,054
Who wants 50
for their jacket and tie, huh?

256
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,891
Look, I'm losing my girl to some
balding snob in loafers in there.

257
00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:53,393
Seventy-five. Seventy-five bucks, huh?

258
00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:56,855
This was my confirmation suit, man.

259
00:16:58,357 --> 00:17:01,026
All right, how about five
to swig the bottle. Please?

260
00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:03,278
Just have some, I feel bad for you.

261
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,363
Thank you.

262
00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:06,949
<i>You're a great dancer, Joey.</i>

263
00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:08,617
And such a good sport.

264
00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:10,035
Thanks.

265
00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:11,119
Why?

266
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,787
Most people would blame Jack.

267
00:17:13,622 --> 00:17:16,374
But you're not mad at all.

268
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,876
Blame Jack for what?

269
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,169
Excuse me, pal.

270
00:17:19,253 --> 00:17:21,588
-I've been looking for her.
-Of course.

271
00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:25,676
Hey, we're clear to sell. Joey's fine.

272
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:28,469
-Back on track.
-Nothing's on track, Jack.

273
00:17:28,554 --> 00:17:29,972
We shouldn't be here.

274
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,307
And this thing with Jenkins is--

275
00:17:32,391 --> 00:17:35,143
Don't make it the end of the world, Shirl.

276
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:36,687
I'll call him tomorrow. We'll work it out.

277
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:39,398
-It's gonna be absolutely fine.
-You got no idea.

278
00:17:39,481 --> 00:17:40,482
Look.

279
00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:47,155
I mean, I thought it was odd.

280
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,992
Day off yesterday.
Being told not to close.

281
00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:52,953
Your legal situation?

282
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:55,539
So, I made a few calls.

283
00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:59,001
You'd be amazed what you can find out
with a little stick-to-it.

284
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,212
What do you think he means?

285
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:04,047
That you might have
some trouble coming your way,

286
00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:08,760
and I'm supposed to ship him
every piece of company paperwork I've got?

287
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:09,928
Jesus.

288
00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:13,182
-I guess he's got it in for me, but--
-What for?

289
00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:16,602
And why does it seem
like he's covering something up?

290
00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:19,813
I figured Jack told you all about
the court order halting sales.

291
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:22,065
I mean, he's your boss, right?

292
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:24,860
No, he didn't.

293
00:18:27,196 --> 00:18:31,074
Well, I'm sure he wanted to,
and it slipped his mind.

294
00:18:32,451 --> 00:18:34,328
Too bad you had to do all the suffering.

295
00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:36,330
And he never even explained why.

296
00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:42,753
All I did was tell him about the tax guy,
and I--

297
00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:44,046
Let me talk to him.

298
00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:47,007
If you go over my head like that,
I'll be taking shit for weeks.

299
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:51,386
You're not gonna be working here in weeks
if we don't figure this out.

300
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:56,391
And since he's been ducking all your calls
and writing these shady letters to me,

301
00:18:56,475 --> 00:18:59,019
I say let me handle it.

302
00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:03,565
Okay. You're right.

303
00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:05,359
I guess you better call him.

304
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:11,406
That's his lunar-link there. Thank you.

305
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,168
Mr. Billings.

306
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,380
-Jack.
-Jack.

307
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:28,924
A plain, honest name.

308
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:30,968
Trustworthy.

309
00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:33,554
Must be useful in your line of work.

310
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:36,807
Well, some things are more important.

311
00:19:37,474 --> 00:19:39,101
I bet you have those too.

312
00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:43,105
You dance?

313
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:44,690
Sometimes.

314
00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,278
You ever consider going up there yourself?

315
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,531
I don't do long flights.

316
00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:56,159
Especially when I'm not sure
what's at the other end.

317
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,039
But those are the best kind.

318
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,628
You know, seeing people want something

319
00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:09,798
the way all these cows want what you have,

320
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:11,800
I get this…

321
00:20:12,885 --> 00:20:13,886
itch.

322
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:19,641
Scratch it with an A-Plex.

323
00:20:20,601 --> 00:20:21,852
Our finest.

324
00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:24,563
I don't buy one of anything.

325
00:20:27,691 --> 00:20:29,818
I'd better see if I can count higher then.

326
00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:32,404
Hey, Jack?

327
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:37,868
Would you excuse me a moment?

328
00:20:38,493 --> 00:20:42,789
Well, it was nearly fun, Jack.

329
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:51,131
-What's wrong, Joe?
-Why can't you just tell me the truth?

330
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,550
What are you talking about?

331
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:57,304
We weren't allowed to sell, right?

332
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:01,433
Yeah, and then you just came in,
pretended to save the day. Jack!

333
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,519
I got you out of there, didn't I?
Hey. Look, all right,

334
00:21:03,602 --> 00:21:06,104
if this was a big deal,
it'd be a bigger deal, all right?

335
00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:07,856
It was a big deal to me.

336
00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:20,744
<i>Are you sure that's the number, hon?</i>

337
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:25,290
Yeah. It's right here.
Try again, it's an emergency.

338
00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:28,168
<i>Hold on, let me check on something.</i>

339
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:33,799
<i>Sorry, sweetie.
That line's been disconnected.</i>

340
00:21:33,882 --> 00:21:36,385
What? When?

341
00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:38,470
<i>Looks like just this morning.</i>

342
00:21:38,554 --> 00:21:41,849
<i>And it's not even a lunar exchange, hon.</i>

343
00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:43,433
Are you sure about all of that?

344
00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:48,272
<i>You poor thing. Did he try to tell you
he was up on the moon?</i>

345
00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:58,448
It's cold outside, so let's all
feel the heat of the cha-cha-cha.

346
00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:07,082
Cha-cha-cha!

347
00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:10,544
-No, I'm just looking for Jack.
-And here you found me.

348
00:22:12,671 --> 00:22:16,091
Oh, geez, Shirley. What are you doing?

349
00:22:16,717 --> 00:22:17,718
Hey!

350
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:19,011
-Oh, God.
-Come on. Go on.

351
00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:21,013
Hey, it's really great to see you again.

352
00:22:21,638 --> 00:22:23,390
Jack and Joey are on the outs.

353
00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:26,476
Could be the beginning
of a spiral for him. Like a breakdown.

354
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,561
Which happens with salesmen.

355
00:22:27,644 --> 00:22:29,646
Especially without family
to support and inspire them.

356
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,943
Speaking of inspiration…

357
00:22:35,027 --> 00:22:37,654
Wow. I'm sorry.
Let me do the state capitals.

358
00:22:42,743 --> 00:22:45,412
We're on a sinking ship, Jack.

359
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:47,873
Jenkins was never on the moon.

360
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,334
What?

361
00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:52,669
That number you gave me was rerouted.

362
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:57,716
-From where?
-To the goddamn Earth, Jack.

363
00:22:57,799 --> 00:23:00,761
And now he's gone, split and cut the line.
Who does that?

364
00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:02,763
-I don't know, but--
-Where'd you meet him?

365
00:23:03,555 --> 00:23:05,641
Come on, Shirl, life is too short.

366
00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:08,519
-Where'd you meet him?
-I met him at some diner in SpringVille,

367
00:23:08,602 --> 00:23:10,687
and he damn near saved my life
giving me this chance.

368
00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:13,357
What do you think?
That he's skimming off our sales?

369
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,984
No. I think he picked you

370
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:19,071
to make him a fortune
and get stuck holding the bag.

371
00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:24,910
I mean, all I ever saw was a local office
with a girl out front, but…

372
00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:27,788
There's nothing up there, Jack.

373
00:23:28,789 --> 00:23:31,124
That's why launches keep getting pushed.

374
00:23:33,794 --> 00:23:37,297
-No, That's not--
-He played you.

375
00:23:37,381 --> 00:23:40,092
And you didn't know it, but you played me.

376
00:23:40,175 --> 00:23:43,554
And we played everyone we ever sold.

377
00:23:46,056 --> 00:23:47,391
God.

378
00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:50,394
You got one hell of a mind on you, Shirl.

379
00:24:00,612 --> 00:24:02,155
Shir--

380
00:24:02,906 --> 00:24:05,450
Excuse me, Shirley Louise Stedman.

381
00:24:06,243 --> 00:24:08,954
I love you. I don't care who knows it.
I love you.

382
00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:13,709
And you make my whole
stupid mess of a life worth it.

383
00:24:14,209 --> 00:24:17,004
And I am going to give you the--
I'm giving her the moon!

384
00:24:17,921 --> 00:24:22,217
I'm-- Shirley, I'm yours.
Just forever and-- Shit.

385
00:24:22,301 --> 00:24:23,260
-Come on, kid.
-Come on.

386
00:24:23,343 --> 00:24:24,845
-Get off the stage.
-You get off of me.

387
00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:26,972
-Come here.
-Come on, this guy!

388
00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:28,432
Hey!

389
00:24:28,515 --> 00:24:29,600
Herbie!

390
00:24:42,362 --> 00:24:44,990
<i>Your meal is ready. Bon appétit.</i>

391
00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:49,077
My dinner's burnt.

392
00:24:50,370 --> 00:24:52,748
Hey, lady. No reason to get upset.
I'll get you a refund easy.

393
00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:58,837
A refund?

394
00:24:59,421 --> 00:25:00,422
Yeah.

395
00:25:05,511 --> 00:25:08,597
I don't want a fucking refund,

396
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,059
I want the casserole that I paid for!

397
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,061
Jesus.

398
00:25:14,144 --> 00:25:15,562
My whole life, I bought it all.

399
00:25:16,146 --> 00:25:18,607
All the bullshit,
everything I didn't need.

400
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:21,985
For my house, my hair,
my waste of a marriage.

401
00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:23,070
And you know what?

402
00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:26,198
The truth is…

403
00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,162
it's all fucking lies.

404
00:25:32,829 --> 00:25:34,915
You push a button, and what comes out?

405
00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:41,547
A plate of charred shit.

406
00:25:44,007 --> 00:25:46,510
"Makes whites whiter."

407
00:25:46,593 --> 00:25:47,594
Lies!

408
00:25:48,428 --> 00:25:50,806
"Help yourself to some happiness."

409
00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:52,516
Lies!

410
00:25:53,058 --> 00:25:55,269
Be an obedient fucking housewife,

411
00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:58,188
and your scumbag husband
won't cheat on you

412
00:25:58,272 --> 00:26:01,024
with some stupid, tramp typist!

413
00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:04,903
Lie, lie, lie, lie!

414
00:26:04,987 --> 00:26:07,614
Lady, enough! Please!

415
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,953
I don't want a fucking refund.

416
00:26:13,829 --> 00:26:15,414
I want the truth.

417
00:26:17,082 --> 00:26:19,459
Or I will burn this whole place
to the ground.

418
00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:23,714
Shred.

419
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,929
It's the rules, Crystal.

420
00:26:32,598 --> 00:26:34,016
And our job to follow them.

421
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:39,021
We know what happens when we don't.

422
00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:42,274
I'm sorry.

423
00:26:46,486 --> 00:26:48,322
I promised you I'd do better.

424
00:26:58,165 --> 00:26:59,416
But she needs help.

425
00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:17,184
Picked a rough week to give my notice.

426
00:27:20,354 --> 00:27:24,483
Well, it's good we figured it out
before you and Ed got too far along.

427
00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:27,277
Yeah. I'll deal with that
once he sleeps it off.

428
00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:30,239
Hey.

429
00:27:32,241 --> 00:27:33,283
I get it.

430
00:27:33,825 --> 00:27:36,703
If you need out now, I'll find a way.

431
00:27:38,372 --> 00:27:41,583
No. We'll find the way.

432
00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:43,627
We better.

433
00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:47,381
Or we're pretty bad fucking people.

434
00:27:47,464 --> 00:27:48,465
We'll find a way.

435
00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:51,218
You and me.

436
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:13,824
We're here.

437
00:28:18,203 --> 00:28:19,371
This ain't it.

438
00:28:20,581 --> 00:28:21,582
Can't be.

439
00:28:25,711 --> 00:28:27,963
Unless we got the date wrong.

440
00:28:44,646 --> 00:28:45,689
Fuck.

441
00:28:53,238 --> 00:28:57,034
Get the hell gone or get shot.

442
00:28:57,117 --> 00:28:59,536
We're here for the launch, mister.

443
00:29:01,997 --> 00:29:02,998
What launch?

444
00:29:03,707 --> 00:29:05,417
Who said there was a launch?

445
00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:08,337
Jack. Jack Billings?

446
00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:12,508
We're headed for the moon.

447
00:29:15,135 --> 00:29:16,428
Son of a…