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["Blue Moon" playing on radio]
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How much longer, Pa?
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Should get there by tonight, I reckon.
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And then blast off to our new life.
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You sure I'll like it up there?
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Well, they got everything you like
down here, only better.
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That's what Jack said.
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[music stops]
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One-and-a-half baths.
Two sinks in the master.
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His, hers, side by side. Bing bang.
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I'll talk to Jack today.
Make sure we're on the next launch.
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Ooh, you say "launch" again,
and I am a puddle.
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[chuckles]
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-Launch.
-Uh-huh, and I'm a puddle.
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-[retching]
-[water splashing]
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I could share this moment with you
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by holding your hair
like in the baby book.
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No, Herbie, this is my job.
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You go do yours
by selling us up to the top.
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[retching]
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[retching]
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[coughs, exhales deeply]
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It's time you know something, Joe.
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Uh, well, maybe-- maybe past time.
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I couldn't be happier
to have you as my son. [chuckles]
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"Have you"?
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[knocks on door]
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Be right there, Jack.
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As a "sudorbinate" of the court.
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I hold you, Joseph Shorter,
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in contempt for sales
in violation of court order F6-B.
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[Joey] W-- What is this?
[stammers] What's going on?
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Compulsory Questioning Prompt C.
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[OfficerBot]
You're wanted for questioning.
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Please proceed peacefully
to the questioning location.
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Just our club's little seasonal mixer,
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but no shortage of
sharp money minds there, Jack.
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Got 'em thinking Lunar Residential
is a great investment.
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[chuckling] And I am not taking "No."
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-[Shirley] Too bad we can't sell.
-So, see you and yours tonight.
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All right, well, let's just grab
as many leads as we can.
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We'll go back and sell them
when this legal thing clears.
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Yeah,
I'm still hounding accounting on that.
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So… [sighs] …how'd Joey take the news?
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[sighs] Telling him tonight.
[chuckles] All in the timing, right?
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Mmm.
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Well, turns out
I got something to tell you too.
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[sighs] So Ed's been saving up,
and he got himself a nice B-Plex.
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[stammers] Oh.
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I'm heading up there with him.
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[chuckling] Wow.
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Wow.
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Shirley… [clicks tongue]
…that's incredible!
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I had a hunch about you two.
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Oh, I thought we hid it better than that.
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Hope we can squeeze into the next launch.
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Oh, of course.
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Of course. Whoa, you two
are gonna love it up there. [chuckles]
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-You've been good to me, Jack.
-[Jack chuckles]
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[sighs] Well, I can't pretend
I'll ever replace you.
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Don't get all weepy yet.
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[chuckles] Hey, uh, when you get up there,
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give those pinheads in accounting
hell for me, okay?
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And, uh, let me know what HQ looks like.
I'm curious.
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What?
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-What?
-You've never been up there?
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I told you that, Shirley.
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My family there wasn't-- [stammers, sighs]
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Don't rake me over the coals
about it again.
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Right.
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Anyway, thanks for riding HQ
for those forms that we needed.
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I've been calling Jenkins
and getting nowhere.
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Yeah, he's just been allergic to the phone
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ever since we hit that snag
with the county.
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-[sighs] Christ.
-What timing, huh?
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Not like him.
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[Shirley scoffs]
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-No, no, it's…
-[sighs]
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…just business.
You expect it to run smooth? [chuckles]
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I don't get it… [stutters]
…did we do something wrong?
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Clearly.
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The extent
is what we're currently determining.
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[beeps]
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Deposition 1A.
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Defendant Joseph Shorter,
junior sales associate.
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Violation 546.L3,
Brightside "corportation."
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How long am I gonna be here?
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Statutory limits allow 16 hours detainment
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in the interests
of rigor and thoroughness.
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There's a great new market
for me to excel in
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-at the Country Club mixer tonight.
-[gasps]
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That sounds fancy.
I've got the perfect dress.
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Oh, I think it might just be
for salespeople, Bun Bun.
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Mmm, I'm your wife. [chuckles]
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Anything for you, I'm included.
Automatic. Those are the rules.
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Perfect.
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And all the selling should go
even better than usual with Joey in jail.
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Sadly.
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Oh. Oh?
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I know. Try so hard
to see the good in people,
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but what good is a person that lives
a double life as a deplorable criminal?
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So, what did Jack say about it?
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Nah, I think it's best
that he doesn't know.
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And that way, Joey can face
his consequences alone and grow.
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-Mmm.
-Even if that does mean
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he misses this evening's
great opportunity.
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I don't know, Herbie.
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What if… [chuckles]
…Jack being angry with him,
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maybe even taking away his job,
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is exactly the consequence
Joey needs to face?
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I just want you
to take the high road here, Herbie.
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-You're right.
-[chuckling]
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-You're my rock.
-[giggles]
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-All three of you. My rocks. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]
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From the desk, meh--
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-Urgent.
-[beeping]
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From the desk of Stanley Jenkins,
Lunar HQ.
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To Miss Shirley Stedman.
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Ed, you ever wonder if the moon's
not all it's cracked up to be?
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Well, most things aren't.
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But also, if it's you and me,
then what's better than that, right?
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Right?
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This isn't about
your domestic past, is it?
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Which you have repeatedly called
a lost cause, I might add.
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No, no, no. I've made my peace with that.
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I was just-- just talking about up there.
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Just thinking it out. [sighs]
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Talking and thinking, Shirley,
that's a lethal combination
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when we've got a future to embrace.
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I'll embrace it when we get there.
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Miss Shirley Stedman, please.
Miss Shirley Stedman.
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What? What is it?
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'Cause if it's more talking and thinking,
I'm not sure I'm in the mood.
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Sure.
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Shirl. Shirley.
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[stammers] It's a new day for us!
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Can't just dip a toe in
and get halfway pregnant, huh?
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[sighs]
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And you have no knowledge
who could provide necessary records
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of "incorportation," taxpayer IDs,
or tabulated gross receipts.
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I-I don't even know what those are.
All-- All I do is sell.
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They're figures, Mr. Shorter,
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which "costitute" the entity's
legal standing.
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[stammers]
Jack's gotta know about all that.
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He deals with HQ every day.
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He's your direct superior?
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Yeah, yeah. Jack Billings.
Aw, he's-- he's a great guy. Really.
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Just talk to him.
He'll clear everything up, I'm sure.
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[pen writing]
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That's not gonna get him in trouble,
me saying his name, right?
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Look sharp, kid. Wheels up in five.
Your girl's waiting for ya.
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Good evening, sir.
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Joey! [chuckling] You with me here, Joe?
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-We need to talk.
-Hey, you seen Joey? He's gonna be late.
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He's a big boy, Dad. He'll be there.
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Heard anything from Jenkins?
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Yes, I left word. Told him it was urgent.
We'll get it all sorted.
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He sent me this.
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Jack.
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You'll be glad to know because the truth
is always best, no matter how difficult.
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Joey has been taken
by the authorities, sadly.
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Oh, uh… [stammers]
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…okay, uh, I'll handle it.
[stammers] Uh, yeah.
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Probably nothing, right?
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Right, right, right.
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You guys just get to the club.
Warm up the room.
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Whatever this is, it can wait.
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Yeah, you just go take care of, uh, Joey.
[sighs]
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[softly] Okay.
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-I-- I think I already told you that.
-[door opens]
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All right, all right. [sighs]
We're done here, Agent Costopoulos.
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Come on, Joe. Let's get you out of here.
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That's great work, pal.
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Crucifying an honest goddamn salesman
over paperwork.
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What a big man.
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[Joey] Thanks, Jack.
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What for? You're the one
who had to put up with all that.
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-How long did he have you in there?
-[Joey sighs] All day.
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I didn't honestly really know
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-much of what he was asking about.
-That's all a bunch of nothing.
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A couple of forms the geniuses at HQ
forgot to send in.
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I let him have it. They snapped right to.
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-He try to scare you a little?
-Pulled that off pretty good.
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Couldn't help but think what my mom
was gonna do if I got in trouble.
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-It was awful, Jack.
-Hey, but you took it like a pro.
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That's all that counts.
Herb would've chewed through his tie.
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[clicks tongue] Yeah, don't worry.
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I won't make a habit out of
you bailing me out like this.
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Not your fault.
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Not any of ours. Not for a minute.
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-[chuckles] There you go.
-[chuckles]
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Hey, let's get over there.
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Your suit's in the car,
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-and your girl's saving her first dance.
-[chuckles]
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In a room full of pretty deep pockets,
right?
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-[Jack chuckles]
-[jazz music playing]
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[music continues]
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[chuckles]
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[CroonerBot] Having a good night, folks?
I know I am.
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[Phyllis] Excuse me.
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-Bonsoir.
-Hey. [chuckles]
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Hey. Glad you guys made it.
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Thanks. Jack and Joey will be here soon.
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Call ran long with some developers.
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Hmm, sounds important. Cheers.
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Cheers.
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[Phyllis] Easy sales tonight.
They're all rich and drunk.
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Phil Montez.
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I'm sure Jack warned you
that there would be dancing.
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Who says you can't
mix business with pleasure?
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Welcome, guests. Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
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I'm Herbert's plus-one. [chuckles]
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He gets one, they told us.
We're married, and expecting.
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-Enjoy your evening.
-Welcome, guests.
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-Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
-How are ya?
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With apologies.
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Our club's dress code prohibits
suiting with embellished trim.
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And while there's no mandate against,
we actively discourage wide lapels.
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But that's discriminatory
versus good taste, isn't it?
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It's tradition.
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Look, my girlfriend's in there
with the fucking cardigan brigade, okay?
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She needs me.
All right, okay, all right, okay! Okay.
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[ValetBot] Welcome, guests.
Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
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[Myrtle] So you just let him go?
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Management was able to provide
copies of "revelant" documentation,
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rendering the "oringinating" case closed.
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-Show me. Maybe we can use it.
-But that's county property, Mrs. Mayburn.
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Which I'm "oglibated" by protocol
to destroy promptly.
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What fucking good is protocol
if it doesn't help anybody?
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This system is the "culnimation"
of thousands of years of human history.
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Generations of civil servants
dedicating their time and labor.
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It's-- It's bigger than you or me,
Mrs. Mayburn.
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And it's better that way.
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Please.
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I know you wanna help. And you can.
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[breathes shakily]
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Your contract guarantees a refund.
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God, not if I walked out on everything.
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Halfway burned down the house…
240
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:10,642
Oh. I hope it was properly insured.
241
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,358
I'm so--
242
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,153
[sighs]
243
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,575
Take the refund.
244
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,917
Wow.
245
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,172
[whistles] That's a warm room.
246
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,299
I bet I could close three.
247
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,967
You think you can top that?
248
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,678
Well, you know, back in the war…
249
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,805
-…I never backed down from a challenge.
-[chuckles]
250
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:49,890
Oh, hey.
251
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,145
Well, go take her for a spin.
252
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,939
Let the world know you're a wanted man.
253
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901
Thanks again, Jack.
254
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,612
You count on it.
255
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,534
What a night. How's everyone doing?
256
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,118
Hi.
257
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,935
[Eddie] Oh, my God.
That was fast, Shirley.
258
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,896
Goddamn it.
259
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,735
[Jack]
Well, you're gonna love your new A-Plex.
260
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,237
[Peg] I'm sure I will.
261
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,366
-Hey, sweetheart.
-Yes?
262
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,160
Uh, who is that over there?
263
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:56,999
That tramp slept her way
into Norm Selwyn's fortune.
264
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,876
May he rest in peace.
265
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,212
-Hmm.
-This is her goddamn club now,
266
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,464
and mostly her town.
267
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:09,344
But good Lord,
I'd kill to have her figure. [chuckles]
268
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,306
Herbie, this is where we belong.
269
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,100
There's Joey.
270
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,810
He rehabilitated pretty quickly.
271
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,855
Well, every crisis is an open door.
272
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,565
-Hmm.
-[sighs]
273
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,192
Let me lead.
274
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,361
[CroonerBot] Don't be shy, folks.
275
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,988
May we cut in? [chuckles]
276
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,072
Um-- Oh.
277
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,242
I did a summer of ballroom with my mother,
278
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,579
so my hand placements
are gonna be totally by the book.
279
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,708
Cheers, folks.
280
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:44,213
Um, hey,
future corrupt politicians of America.
281
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,049
Uh, who wants 50
for their jacket and tie, huh?
282
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,886
Look, I'm losing my girl to some
balding snob in loafers in there.
283
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,388
[stammers] Seventy-five.
Seventy-five bucks, huh?
284
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,850
This was my confirmation suit, man.
285
00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:01,021
[sighs] All right, how about five
to swig the bottle. Please?
286
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,273
Just have some, I feel bad for you.
287
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,358
Thank you.
288
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,944
[Betty] Oh, you're a great dancer, Joey.
289
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,612
And such a good sport.
290
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,030
-Thanks.
-[chuckles]
291
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,114
Why?
292
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,782
Most people would blame Jack.
293
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:16,369
But you're not mad at all. [chuckles]
294
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,871
Blame Jack for what?
295
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,164
[Jack] Excuse me, pal.
296
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,583
-I've been looking for her. [chuckles]
-[chuckles] Of course.
297
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,709
[chuckles]
298
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,671
Hey, we're clear to sell. Joey's fine.
299
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,464
-Back on track.
-Nothing's on track, Jack.
300
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,967
We shouldn't be here.
301
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,302
-[sighs]
-And this thing with Jenkins is--
302
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,097
Don't make it the end of the world, Shirl.
303
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,682
I'll call him tomorrow. We'll work it out.
304
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,892
-It's gonna be absolutely fine.
-You got no idea.
305
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,477
Look.
306
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,150
I mean, I thought it was odd.
307
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,987
Day off yesterday.
Being told not to close.
308
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,657
Your, um, legal situation? [chuckles]
309
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,534
So, I made a few calls.
310
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,996
You'd be amazed what you can find out
with a little stick-to-it. [chuckles]
311
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,080
[chuckles]
312
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,040
What do you think he means?
313
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,042
That you might have
some trouble coming your way,
314
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:08,755
and I'm supposed to ship him
every piece of company paperwork I've got?
315
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,966
Jesus. [stammers]
316
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,177
-I guess he's got it in for me, but--
-What for?
317
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,636
-[stammers, sighs]
-And why does it seem
318
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,597
like he's covering something up?
319
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,808
I figured Jack told you all about
the court order halting sales.
320
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,060
I mean, he's your boss, right?
321
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,855
Uh, no, he didn't.
322
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,107
Oh. [chuckles]
323
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,069
Well, I'm sure he wanted to,
and it slipped his mind.
324
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,323
[clicks tongue] Too bad
you had to do all the suffering.
325
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,325
And he never even explained why.
326
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,748
All I did was tell him about the tax guy,
and I--
327
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,041
Let me talk to him.
328
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,085
If you go over my head like that,
I'll be taking shit for weeks.
329
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:51,423
You're not gonna be working here in weeks
if we don't figure this out.
330
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:56,386
And since he's been ducking all your calls
and writing these shady letters to me,
331
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,014
I say let me handle it.
332
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,560
Okay. You're right.
333
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,354
I guess you better call him.
334
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:11,401
That's his lunar-link there. Thank you.
335
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:17,783
[sighs]
336
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,332
-Mr. Billings.
-[chuckles] Jack.
337
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,792
-Jack.
-[chuckles]
338
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,961
A plain, honest name.
339
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:30,963
Trustworthy.
340
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,549
Must be useful in your line of work.
341
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,802
Well, some things are more important.
342
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,096
I bet you have those too.
343
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100
You dance?
344
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:44,685
Sometimes.
345
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,273
[Jack] You ever consider
going up there yourself?
346
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,526
I don't do long flights.
347
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,154
Especially when I'm not sure
what's at the other end.
348
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,990
Aw.
349
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,034
But those are the best kind.
350
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,623
You know, seeing people want something
351
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,793
the way all these cows want what you have,
352
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,795
I get this…
353
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,881
itch.
354
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,636
Scratch it with an A-Plex.
355
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,890
-Our finest.
-[chuckles]
356
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,558
I don't buy one of anything.
357
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,813
I'd better see if I can count higher then.
358
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,399
[Joey] Hey, Jack?
359
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,405
-Would you excuse me a moment?
-Mm-hmm.
360
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:42,784
Well, it was nearly fun, Jack.
361
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,166
[sighs] What's wrong, Joe?
362
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,792
Why can't you just tell me the truth?
363
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,545
What are you talking about?
364
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,299
We weren't allowed to sell, right?
365
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,428
Yeah, and then you just came in,
pretended to save the day. Jack!
366
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,597
I got you out of there, didn't I?
Hey. Look, all right,
367
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,099
if this was a big deal,
it'd be a bigger deal, all right?
368
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,851
It was a big deal to me.
369
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:15,776
[sighs]
370
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,280
[operator] Are you sure
that's the number, hon?
371
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:25,285
Yeah. It's right here.
Try again, it's an emergency.
372
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:28,163
Hold on, let me check on something.
373
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:33,794
Oh. Sorry, sweetie.
That line's been disconnected.
374
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,380
What? When?
375
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,465
Looks like just this morning.
376
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,844
And it's not even a lunar exchange, hon.
377
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,428
Are you sure about all of that?
378
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,389
Aw, you poor thing.
379
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,683
Did he try to tell you
he was up on the moon?
380
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,726
[beeps]
381
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:58,443
It's cold outside, so let's all
feel the heat of the cha-cha-cha.
382
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,029
-Whoo!
-[guests cheering]
383
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:03,991
[both grunting]
384
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,077
Cha-cha-cha!
385
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,539
-No, I'm just looking for Jack.
-And here, you found me. [chuckles]
386
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:16,086
Oh, geez, Shirley. [stammers]
What are you doing?
387
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,713
Oh-- Hey!
388
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,006
-Oh, God.
-Come on, come on. Go on.
389
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,008
Hey, it's really great to see you again.
390
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,385
[Betty] Jack and Joey are on the outs.
391
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,471
Ooh. Could be the beginning
of a spiral for him. Like a breakdown.
392
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:27,556
Which happens with salesmen.
393
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,641
Especially without family
to support and inspire them.
394
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,185
[chuckles]
395
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,187
Oh!
396
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,688
Speaking of inspiration…
397
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,275
Oh, wow. [chuckles] I'm sorry.
Let me do the state capitals. [chuckles]
398
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,569
[whispers indistinctly]
399
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:45,407
We're on a sinking ship, Jack.
400
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,868
Jenkins was never on the moon.
401
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:50,329
What?
402
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,664
That number you gave me was rerouted.
403
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,292
[stammers] From where?
404
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,711
To the goddamn Earth, Jack.
405
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,756
And now he's gone, split and cut the line.
Who does that?
406
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,758
-I don't know, but--
-Where'd you meet him?
407
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,636
[stammers, sighs]
Come on, Shirl, life is too short.
408
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,514
-Where'd you meet him?
-I met him at some diner in SpringVille,
409
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,682
and he damn near saved my life
giving me this chance.
410
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:13,352
What do you think?
That he's skimming off our sales?
411
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,979
No. I think he picked you
412
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,066
to make him a fortune
and get stuck holding the bag.
413
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:24,905
I mean, all I ever saw was a local office
with a girl out front, but…
414
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:28,200
There's nothing up there, Jack.
415
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:31,119
That's why launches keep getting pushed.
416
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:37,292
-No, tha-- That's not--
-He played you.
417
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,087
And you didn't know it, but you played me.
418
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:43,549
And we played everyone we ever sold.
419
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,386
God.
420
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,389
You got one hell of a mind on you, Shirl.
421
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,522
[Eddie grunting]
422
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,524
-[record scratching]
-[guest clamoring]
423
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,150
Shir-- Shir--
424
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:05,445
Uh, excuse me, Shirley Louise Stedman.
425
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,949
I love you. I don't care who knows it.
I love you.
426
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:13,704
And you make my whole
stupid mess of a life worth it.
427
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,999
And I am going to give you the--
I'm giving her the moon!
428
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:22,212
I'm-- Shirley, I'm yours.
Just forever and-- Ah, shit.
429
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,255
-Come on.
-Come on.
430
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,840
-Get off the stage.
-You get off of me.
431
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,967
-Come here. Come here.
-Come on, this guy!
432
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,510
-Hey!
-[guests clamoring]
433
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:29,595
Herbie!
434
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:33,015
[gasping, squeals]
435
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:34,725
[sighs]
436
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:36,560
[beeps]
437
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:45,152
[CassMaster] Your meal is ready.
Bon appétit.
438
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,281
My dinner's burnt.
439
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,743
Oh. Hey, lady. No reason to get upset.
I'll get you a refund easy.
440
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:58,832
A refund?
441
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,417
Yeah.
442
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,422
[laughing, breathing heavily]
443
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:08,592
I don't want a fucking refund,
444
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:12,054
I want the casserole that I paid for!
445
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,641
-Jesus.
-My whole life, I bought it all.
446
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,602
All the bullshit,
everything I didn't need.
447
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:21,980
For my house, my hair,
my-- my waste of a marriage.
448
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:23,065
And you know what?
449
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,193
The truth is…
450
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,614
[laughing]
451
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,157
…it's all fucking lies.
452
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,910
You push a button, and what comes out?
453
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,412
[chuckles]
454
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:41,542
A plate of charred shit.
455
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,505
"Makes whites whiter."
456
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,589
Lies!
457
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,801
"Help yourself to some happiness."
458
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,511
Lies!
459
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,264
Be an obedient fucking housewife,
460
00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:58,183
and your scumbag husband
won't cheat on you
461
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,019
with some stupid, tramp typist!
462
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:04,898
Lie, lie, lie, lie!
463
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,609
Lady, enough! Please!
464
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,112
[panting]
465
00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:12,948
I don't want a fucking refund.
466
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,994
I want the truth. [breathes heavily]
467
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,454
Or I will burn this whole place
to the ground.
468
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,709
Shred.
469
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:28,964
[shredder whirring]
470
00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:30,924
It's the rules, Crystal.
471
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:34,011
And our job to follow them.
472
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:39,016
We know what happens when we don't.
473
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,269
[sighs] I'm sorry.
474
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,317
I promised you I'd do better.
475
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,787
But she needs help. [grunts]
476
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,169
[sighing]
477
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,179
[Shirley]
Picked a rough week to give my notice.
478
00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:20,265
[chuckles]
479
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,351
Well… [chuckles]
…it's good we figured it out
480
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,478
before you and Ed got too far along.
481
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:27,272
Yeah. I'll deal with that
once he sleeps it off.
482
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,234
-[sighs]
-Hey.
483
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,278
I get it.
484
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,698
If you need out now, I'll find a way.
485
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:41,578
No. We'll find the way.
486
00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:43,622
We better.
487
00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,376
Or we're pretty bad fucking people.
488
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:48,460
We'll find a way.
489
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,213
You and me.
490
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:14,403
[Hank] We're here.
491
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,867
-This ain't it.
-[engine shuts off]
492
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,577
Can't be.
493
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,829
[stammers, chuckles]
494
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,958
Unless we got the date wrong.
495
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,211
-Uh…
-[chuckles]
496
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,639
-[bang]
-[gasps]
497
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,559
-[gunshot fires]
-Fuck.
498
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,029
Get the hell gone or get shot.
499
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,531
We're here for the launch, mister.
500
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:03,118
What launch?
501
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,204
Who said there was a launch?
502
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:08,332
Jack. Jack Billings?
503
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,503
You-- We're-- we're headed for the moon.
504
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,423
Son of a…