1 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,313 [Sammy the Stork] Hi there. I'm out delivering smiles. 2 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,281 [machine beeping] 3 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,574 [Jack chuckles] 4 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,371 [Jack] So, how's the family, Bill? 5 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,875 Oh, the lousy brats and the human buzz saw? Kidding. 6 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,334 [laughs] Yeah, right. 7 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,503 Uh, what's it all for, right? All the hard work. 8 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,672 It sure as hell is not for me. [chuckles] 9 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,340 [Jack chuckles] All right, 10 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:34,052 so what's the old crystal ball machine got for me today, huh? 11 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:37,097 Back to the northeast? That's always been good turf for me. 12 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,517 - [Bill] Hmm, nice net last month. - Well, thank you. 13 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,644 It's the best January in years, but hey. 14 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,772 Well, this is a shock really. 15 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,608 What? 16 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,986 Well, it's the last thing I want to do, Jack. 17 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,908 But looks like you're coming off rotation on a permanent basis. 18 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,536 Wait, wait, uh... [scoffs] 19 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,123 ...you're a numbers guy, Bill. 20 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,668 I just told you that was the best January in years. 21 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,044 [Bill] Yeah, well, there's the numbers 22 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,005 and then there's the numbers behind the numbers. 23 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,757 N-No. No, no, not yet. 24 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,218 This time next year, you are in the red. 25 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:17,471 Says who? A bunch of goddamn wire-- 26 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,557 Come on, Bill. [inhales deeply] 27 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:24,269 You remember when your Reggie was learning to swim at the company picnic? 28 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,354 - He goes under-- - [laughs] 29 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:30,901 This is Processor Assisted Logic, Jack. You can't sell your way around it. 30 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,320 That's my job! Isn't it? 31 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,949 So how does a processor know who can sell and who can't sell 32 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,867 if it can't be sold itself? 33 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,786 - You tell me that. - [sighs] 34 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:45,457 I have got big days coming. I've got big plans, personally. 35 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,377 Well... [stammers] ...that'll serve you well. Gonna land you right on your feet. 36 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:51,964 No. No, no, no, I know the job. Thirty years. 37 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,132 That's a whole lifetime on other people's doorsteps. 38 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:59,513 I know the job. You want me out there! Goddamn it, Bill! 39 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,936 I'm out there on the street. I've seen life rip right through people. 40 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,231 I see the stained sofas. 41 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,526 I see the tired eyes looking up at me from the scrap heap, 42 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,987 looking for anybody to tell them that it's gonna be okay. 43 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,490 And I do it. I do it-- I do it with a VegiDice. 44 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,908 I do it with a PermPerfect 45 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,494 or whatever other crap y-y-you put in my hand. 46 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,496 And I'm out there saving people with it, Bill. 47 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:28,292 I know this job. It's s-saving lives! 48 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,670 That's the job. 49 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,132 That's the job. 50 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,513 And-- And that's gonna save you too... 51 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,185 isn't it? 52 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,563 Putting me back out there, knowing you did what's right. Right? 53 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,128 - [line ringing] - [inhales deeply, sighs] 54 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,673 Hiya, Jack. Sell out before lunch again? 55 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,216 [Jack] Well... 56 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,387 time to move on, Shirl. 57 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,308 Turn the page. 58 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,270 Turn the page? 59 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,733 You know, I got a family I've hardly seen in 20 years. 60 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:38,278 Oh? I guess that never came up. 61 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:44,535 Been a long time, and always imagined that I would be coming home... 62 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,373 with something. 63 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,669 [stammers] Where are you right now, Jack? 64 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,048 Life on the road moves pretty fast. 65 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,384 What's that? 66 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,863 [Sud 'n' Scrub] 67 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,658 Hands in the grooming area, please. 68 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:30,140 [Hank laughs] That's the damndest foul-up I ever did see on that machine. 69 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:35,729 Gosh, talk about a hazard. Well, I saved this as evidence. 70 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,689 Someone owes you a new one is my thinking. 71 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:44,238 I saw you blink there for a bit. Well, thank God. You're still with us. 72 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,866 I'm the one who sprang you from that devil's-own sink unit. 73 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,953 Henry Mason. But, uh, plain old Hank will do. 74 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,956 I never thought I'd have it in me to save a life 75 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,999 or guessed it'd feel half so good. 76 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,460 I'm grateful to you, mister. 77 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:06,093 Um... I don't know what got your head under that water, 78 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,428 but accidents happen to each of us. 79 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,850 The important thing is it doesn't happen again. 80 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,728 [breathes shakily] 81 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,483 Thank you. Than-- Thank you. 82 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,068 [laughs] 83 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:27,781 I tore the roller arms right off that sucker to fetch you out. 84 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,910 He got his. [laughs] 85 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:37,082 I guess I got mine too, far as laid off for destruction of company property. 86 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:41,295 - [chuckles] Oh, don't-- don't-- You-- - Oh. [grunts] Bastar-- Bastards. 87 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,338 You bite your tongue. I know what you're gonna say. 88 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,677 Okay, us Masons have seen hardship before and never not come through. 89 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,890 All right? This is why they put the tighter notches on the belt. 90 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,767 [Hank sighs] 91 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,147 Gosh, she's a beaut tonight. [inhales deeply] 92 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:09,072 [sighs] Always wanted to go. 93 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,699 [rhythmic beeping] 94 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:15,037 Same here, mister. What a dream, right? 95 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:21,877 My old man used to say, "No one is not a dreamer." 96 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,923 Now he sounds like a wise man. 97 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,802 Well, a salesman. 98 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,065 Ah, f-- [chuckles] 99 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:47,903 - Hank Mason, is that you? [chuckles] - [chuckling] Jack! 100 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,531 Goodness, it is great to see you. 101 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,408 Oh! I was half scared you might never remember. 102 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,701 [Jack] Ah, nah, no. 103 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,996 Come on, and what kind of guy would I be to forget you? [chuckles] 104 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,958 - How you been all this time? - [Hank] Oh, you know, can't complain. 105 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:05,546 Mr. Walter has been awful kind to let us camp on his spread. 106 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:09,132 At least, uh, kind enough once I showed him this with your name on it. 107 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:14,304 Ah. Your contract. [mumbles] Lot A-1. There it is. 108 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,891 [chuckles] Had it for a while. Been holding on to it maybe, uh... 109 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,185 [Jack] Yeah, yeah. [groans] 110 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,146 I'm embarrassed to say your launch got pushed back a bit. 111 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,482 [stammers] They should've called you. 112 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,317 - [chuckles] But-- - Oh, we might've missed it. 113 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:31,196 You know, we've been, uh, living in the truck, uh, s-since I got laid off. 114 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,824 [softly] Yeah. 115 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:41,456 You know, uh, prices on our units, they just keep climbing. 116 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,793 If you ever had a mind to sell, I could get you set up for life. 117 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,589 [chuckles] Uh, no, sir. 118 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,177 Uh, you gave me this gift. 119 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,972 And dreaming on it has been our one spot of grace in rough waters. 120 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,100 What's waiting a little longer? 121 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:06,690 [chuckles] That is one-- That's one beautiful frame of mind, pal. 122 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,152 I'll start working on getting you up there first thing. 123 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,571 I'm... [stammers] ...forever in your debt. 124 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,323 - [chuckles] - And us in yours, Jack. 125 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:17,534 [chuckles] Fuck. 126 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,788 I'm sorry about all this, Walt. [chuckles] 127 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,373 [Walt] Don't look like they're packing up. 128 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:28,504 [chuckles] Our outfit does launch services with a provider at Vista Park. 129 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,131 I must've given him your address by accident, 130 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,258 and it was hectic when I was cutting the deal. 131 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,470 Maybe, uh, give him a couple more days? 132 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,431 I'll get it all worked out, make it more than worth it for you. 133 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:43,101 Gotten into the moon game, huh? Just like pops. 134 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,563 A little different. I'm in real estate. 135 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:53,153 You know, uh... I saw a rocket the other night. 136 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,949 Thought it might have come from this direction. 137 00:10:56,949 --> 00:11:00,911 It wouldn't be too hard to get you some work launching for us. 138 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:04,748 No chance. I shut that all down when... 139 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,125 Mmm. 140 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,878 [Walt] Hey, I wanna show you something. Come on. 141 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,348 Morning, kid. 142 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,309 Morning. [sighs] No Jack yet, huh? 143 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,104 - It sounds like you got a bone a pick. - [Joey] Oh, he's just-- 144 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,857 He's always telling people what they wanna hear. 145 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,900 You know, he likes you, kid. 146 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,611 I can tell he's really looking out for you. 147 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,863 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 148 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,491 Now, what's the most he's ever sold in a week? He's got the record, right? 149 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,661 Nine. Three A-Plexes. 150 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,998 All right. Well, I'm at six after those golf course guys. 151 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,917 Kept telling me I was just like them before their first million. 152 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:53,463 That means I got the whole day to close four if I wanna top Jack. 153 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,884 Mmm. With that attitude, he's gonna wanna piss you off more often. 154 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:03,265 Apricot, which the ancients called the fruit of forgiveness 155 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:06,435 of unhinged men rehinging, atoning, 156 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:11,356 just nosing to the grindstone of, uh, general stability. 157 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,902 - Well, you look pretty good. - I look normal, Shirley, 158 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,946 which I have come to accept is, uh, more important than good. 159 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,448 Occasionally. 160 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,705 Good morning, ma'am. This is Joey Shorter with Brightside Lunar Residences. 161 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,291 Now, a new opportunity just rolled across my desk 162 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,919 that I'd love to talk to you about if you have the time. 163 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,172 [Walt] I try not to get back here too much. [grunts] 164 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,715 Well, I got you beat. 165 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,800 Been ducking this place for 40 years. 166 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,679 Genius, your old man. 167 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,306 [laughs] Yeah, so I heard. 168 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,142 He never really bothered to let me get to know him. 169 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,644 Ah. 170 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,064 Fathers and sons. 171 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,776 If you ask me, it was built not to work. 172 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,570 Used to think the same thing. [chuckles] 173 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,452 You know, I hit a rough patch a while back, 174 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,371 and I just kept hearing his voice telling me, 175 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,457 "No one's not a dreamer." [chuckles] 176 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,918 Oh, yeah. That one. 177 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:19,091 Yeah, well, it set me back on my feet, remembering that, so I probably... [sighs] 178 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,344 ...owe him more than I care to admit. 179 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,100 Did he ever tell you about the subterranean power unit we drew up? 180 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,522 Lunar temps swing 500 degrees in a day. 181 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,982 Now, if you can harness that, 182 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:38,485 we could've had enough juice to run a whole damn mining operation. 183 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:44,366 One of those, all that land he bought, he had enough to build a whole community. 184 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,285 Well, I never thought about it like that, 185 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,871 but maybe you should tell those real estate people you work for. 186 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,707 Oh, yeah. They know. 187 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,086 Jack. 188 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:02,384 This might be hard for you to see, but the day it happened, 189 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,345 I got everything I could off the tarmac. 190 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,391 Now, as crazy as this sounds, 191 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,146 if your daddy is anywhere, he's in there. 192 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,036 [Jack sighs] 193 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,749 The music can't stop, Shirl. 194 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,334 Which means what? 195 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,922 These things, they're worth something now. 196 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,300 We stop selling, everybody panics, and it all falls apart. 197 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,636 We keep smiling, keep selling, 198 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:49,181 we can make enough money to make things right. 199 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,975 - You mean pay people back? - Oh-- Sure. 200 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,561 - Who pays the new customers back? - We'll find newer customers-- 201 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:59,358 - [Shirley] That's not a solution, Jack. - But it'll buy us enough time to find one. 202 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,737 We sold big at that club, 203 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,364 and none of them wanna launch anytime soon. 204 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,740 [stammers] One day, they might. 205 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:15,207 What if Jenkins had big plans, and maybe broke ground even? 206 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,337 What if he just never finished what he started? 207 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,840 More likely, he just robbed everyone. 208 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,468 Here. 209 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,264 A hundred and forty-three? 210 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:36,478 We sell 143 units, we got all the refunds we need and this whole thing's over. 211 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:38,939 So you're with me? 212 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,025 The music can't stop. 213 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,030 I was thinking. 214 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,325 That rich lady at the club, the one batting her eyes at you? 215 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,953 - Mm-hmm? - Let's sell her our whole mess. 216 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,589 [chuckles] That's pretty good, Shirl. [chuckles] 217 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:09,178 One check. We're free and clear. Pocket change for her. 218 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:10,888 Hmm. 219 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,351 You think we can pull this off? 220 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,187 You're not that bad a liar. 221 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,690 I guess so. 222 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:28,739 [valet bot] Good afternoon, guest. Can I help you with transportation? 223 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,203 Thank you for coming, ma'am. 224 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:41,877 I "apogolize." I ceased investigations prematurely. 225 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:43,879 Apologize. 226 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,304 I thought you were supposed to shred these. 227 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:58,393 Let's say they fell out of the feeder tray and... 228 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,731 failed to be "sucessfully" reloaded. 229 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,194 [Myrtle chuckles] 230 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,576 - [Myrtle chuckles] - [Costopoulos grunts] 231 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,579 [ViddiCon chiming] 232 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,039 - Brightside. - [gasps] 233 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:24,086 Joey, what a heavenly surprise! Don't you tell me you don't remember me. 234 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,046 Of course, Mrs. Billings. 235 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,966 Is your, uh, boss around? 236 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,886 Um, no, I haven't seen him all day, but I can tell him you called. 237 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,179 [chuckles] 238 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,976 You know, I've been begging Jack for months 239 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:43,564 to send one of you over to this dungeon he's banished me to. 240 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:48,902 - [laughs] - People here are very well-funded. 241 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,070 Oh, yeah? 242 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,283 [Barbara] Seems a shame to leave that money on the table. But you know, 243 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:58,328 little boys hate owing their mothers anything 244 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,747 since they actually owe them goddamn everything. 245 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:05,169 [laughs] Uh, well, you know, I could head down there today 246 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:08,589 - if you think it's worth the trip. - [gasps] What an idea. 247 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:13,302 [stammers] Maybe best not to advertise it all to Jack. 248 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:14,803 Yeah, I can-- I can do that. 249 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,016 - [Joey sighing] - Hey, what was that? 250 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,393 [Joey] Something stale on the south side. 251 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:25,230 Oh. You good for new leads? I got a few from the club I could throw your way. 252 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,691 Uh, yeah, I-- I don't need your help. 253 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,902 Ooh, loud and clear. [chuckles] 254 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,654 Hey, listen. 255 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,702 [sighs] You don't want this grudge holding you back. 256 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,786 It won't. 257 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,540 Well, I want to put it behind us. 258 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,669 And since you're on a pretty good run lately, I-- 259 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,922 I talked to Jenkins 260 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:55,594 about bumping you to Senior Sales Partner. 261 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,262 I had to stick my neck out a little, 262 00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:00,891 but I wanted you to know how important you are around here, 263 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,560 and the extra cash shouldn't hurt either. [chuckles] 264 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,693 How about I take the promotion when I earn it 265 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,362 and not because you feel guilty? 266 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,072 I don't need handouts. 267 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,574 Okay, it-- [stammers] ...is not a handout. 268 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,454 Listen. This is where your boss talks and you listen. Got it? 269 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,752 This is a good thing for you. You might wanna act a little grateful. 270 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:35,300 Uh, I got a lot of work to do, so I'll see you later. 271 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,388 Okay. Right. Well, hey, go get 'em! [chuckling] Right? 272 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,140 You know, a couple of entries on the right side of the ledger, 273 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,017 it's got a way of fixing everything. 274 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,311 Yeah. You know, you could've just said you're sorry. 275 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,277 [Betty] Are you doing the head-in-your-hands thing again? 276 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:58,866 It's just, the twins should have a Senior Sales Partner as a dad. 277 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:03,036 [swallows] Okay. Unlock the door or, 278 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,582 ooh, I'm gonna pee on this carpet right this minute! [sucks teeth] 279 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:16,091 Okay. I have something to tell you, Herbie, that I think will help. 280 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,180 Turns out, I'm not as pregnant as I thought I was. 281 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:26,143 Oh. Oh, no. 282 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,478 [gasps] Ooh, no. No, not like that. 283 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:32,065 Like, maybe, I never was. 284 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,778 I mean, I was sure of it, and we were so happy. 285 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,282 But then, Dr. Ergomano had this different opinion 286 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,327 which I realized was actually correct. 287 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,707 I thought we could just, you know, fix it at the club. [chuckles] But... 288 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:53,170 So... you lied to me then? 289 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:57,257 [sighs] No. [chuckles] It's not a lie if I believed it. Right? 290 00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,009 No. 291 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:08,185 Um, I think, technically, it is. [chuckles] 292 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:13,232 W-We can make it true, Herbie. 293 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,235 [chuckles] 294 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,450 [chuckles] 295 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:33,710 Does this entryway look 8-30B compliant to you? 296 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,464 Jesus, is that good? What-- Where are we? 297 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:41,552 With-- With respect, ma'am, the documents show one John Billings, 298 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,179 father to Jack, as the "incorportating" officer. 299 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,557 And an assets and "libatillities" cross-reference 300 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:48,433 shows that John as the owner 301 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:52,437 of an extensive extra-atmospheric launch facility which, 302 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,566 "susquebent" to his demise and financial ruin, 303 00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:59,194 transferred to a former associate, one Walter Greene, where-- 304 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,405 So... [stammers] ...they own this launchpad? 305 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:05,033 Or Billings who runs the company owns it? Or his dad? 306 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:10,289 Exactly. The licensed premises of John Billings's registered entity, 307 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:13,375 i.e. the Brightside "Corportation." 308 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:16,879 [chuckles] W-Wait. 309 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,090 Wait. 310 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,302 This is fucking it? 311 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,470 [stammers] Well, 312 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:31,393 while we can't conclude this is all the "it" there is, 313 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,562 it certainly is an "it." 314 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:39,735 - [laughing] - [chuckling] 315 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:42,446 [both laughing] 316 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:46,200 - This fucking dump is all they've got. - Yeah. 317 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,328 [chuckles] Good luck getting to the moon from this place, right? 318 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:55,918 - [laughs] Oh, my God, it's all bullshit. - [chuckles] 319 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,836 - [Myrtle laughs] - [Walt] Hey! 320 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,047 - Uh, ma'am? Ma'am? - [Walt] Get down! 321 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,883 [Costopoulos] Direct contact is well-beyond current prerogative. 322 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,802 - [alarm buzzing] - [Walt] Final warning, lady. 323 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,138 Fuck off! [pants] 324 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,890 - [electricity buzzing] - [gasps] 325 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,183 - [Myrtle thudding] - [gasps] 326 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,063 Mrs. Mayburn. 327 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,356 [Myrtle breathes heavily] 328 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:21,276 [laughs] We got him. 329 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:25,280 [breathing heavily] You got him. 330 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,204 [orderly bot] I feel a "bingo" coming on. 331 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:37,876 [orderly bot] B-8. B-8, lucky ladies and gents. 332 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,378 [bingo player] That's me. 333 00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:42,923 You know, I'm not sure anyone here would survive the trip up. 334 00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:45,133 [Barbara] Oh, they don't know that. 335 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:50,722 [sighs] This is a desperate and lonely place, Joe. 336 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,224 [orderly bot] G-47. 337 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,725 Trish over here. 338 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:59,439 She lost her husband last year, and a lung last month. 339 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:05,070 She would buy anything if you smile and tell her you like her hair. 340 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,830 Yeah, I-- I-- I don't know, it just-- it just feels a little, um... 341 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,456 [smacks lips] ...wrong. 342 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,750 Mm-hmm. You're right, you're right. 343 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:23,463 What a decent, caring, incorruptible young man you are. 344 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,925 - [orderly bot] I-24. - You must visit your mother often. 345 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:31,430 Um, well, I-- I used to go around almost every day, 346 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:34,183 but it's-- it's, uh, harder now with the job. 347 00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:39,146 Yeah, and she's, well... and here I am wide-awake. 348 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:43,233 And Jack's in agony over the slightest visit. 349 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,319 [orderly bot] B-7. 350 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,737 [bingo player] Oh, I have that. 351 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:49,239 Oh, th-- they-- they haven't called that number yet. 352 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:53,869 Oh, they don't check. Unless you're gonna rat me out. [chuckles] 353 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:58,582 - No, never. - [orderly bot] N-36. 354 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,043 - Bingo. Bingo! - Bingo! [chuckles] 355 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:04,755 Stop the draw. Bring me my dumb box of chocolates. 356 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:07,758 [chuckles] Oh, boy. 357 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,676 They never stood a chance. 358 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,386 All right. [sighs] 359 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,639 I ought to head out and try to make a few more sales. 360 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:16,975 What? And make me eat my chocolates alone? 361 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:18,936 Nah. 362 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,898 - Oh, no, never. [chuckles] - [Barbara chuckles] 363 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:24,066 [knocking] 364 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,234 [grunts] 365 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,110 Let me tell you something. [sighs] 366 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:32,491 An honest day's work is no fucking joke, Shirley. 367 00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,575 [Shirley chuckles] 368 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,701 [Eddie grunts] 369 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,038 Welcome home, champ. 370 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:39,706 What are you, 371 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,709 rewarding me to mold my behavior like the dog with the bell? 372 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,087 - [Shirley chuckles] - Listen. [grunts] 373 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,505 I'm very, very accepting of it. 374 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,090 Oh, well, let me show you something. 375 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:52,928 Try to only get very, very... 376 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,764 excited. 377 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:59,768 Whoa. [chuckles] Whose is this? 378 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:03,981 Yours. 379 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:06,608 Mine? Who's coming to kill me for it? 380 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,444 [scoffs] It's honest American business, Ed. 381 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:13,031 I saw an opening. Flipped our moon unit for twice the price. 382 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:15,450 No, you didn't. You didn't. 383 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,703 Yeah, don't argue with a bag of money, right? 384 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:20,247 We still want a spot up there, we can buy two. 385 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:24,835 Uh, kind of had my heart set on that one, Shirley. Ours. 386 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:29,756 I'd be happy anywhere with you, Ed. I'm happy here. Right now. 387 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,260 Who even needs the moon? Yeah? 388 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:37,639 [sighs] Okay. 389 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:41,101 I didn't humiliate myself in that place, Shirley, 390 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:44,855 'cause I felt iffy about you, or I wanted to do better business deals. 391 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:49,026 I mean, love isn't some frozen pizza you can just have now or later. 392 00:26:49,026 --> 00:26:50,235 That's not what this is. 393 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,405 Okay, then it's a managed fucking exit from the quagmire you believe me to-- 394 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,407 Did I say any of that? 395 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,327 Bag says it, Shirley. Bag says it all. 396 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,953 No-- Jesus, Ed, I love you. 397 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,831 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if you expected me to piss it away 398 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:08,629 in my usual manner, freeing you forever from our dumb dreams together. Jesus. 399 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:09,713 [door slams] 400 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,094 [Barbara swallows] 401 00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:17,262 You ever been up there? 402 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,224 Ha! You'd have to kill me and ship me. [chuckles] 403 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:21,850 [both chuckling] 404 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,312 [Barbara] That was a gift from my late husband. 405 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,524 Say, Joey... 406 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:35,572 there are some things you should know about Jack. 407 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:40,327 [stammers] And all of the Billings men, really. 408 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:41,954 Okay. 409 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:48,919 They are insufferable dreamers. But don't hold that against him. 410 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:52,089 It's the only way he knows to show he cares, and he does care. 411 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:58,720 He loves you. He just gets a couple of things dead wrong sometimes. 412 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,598 - Mmm. [chuckles] - [Barbara] Can you see that? [chuckles] 413 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:06,895 'Cause you probably got some of it in you too. After all, he is-- 414 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:10,065 - [Buck] Get dead, space scum! - I'm not quite sure I can help with that. 415 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:15,696 Get a taste of rough-and-ready lawman, you one-eyed Gargon savage! 416 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,197 Buck. Buck M-- 417 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,490 Mr. Manzell? 418 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,995 Ha! Who asked, interloper? 419 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:26,915 You some Gargon-sympathizing rat fink? 420 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,500 [Barbara] Don't bother, Joe. 421 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,837 Somebody probably let him watch all his reruns again. 422 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:33,213 He's not on the moon? 423 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:37,092 [chuckles] If you told him he was, he'd probably believe you. [chuckles] 424 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,596 [stammers] N-No. Freeze, brain-scrambler! 425 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,807 - M-Mr. Manzell. Mr. Manzell. - [Buck screams] 426 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,559 [Buck grunts] 427 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:49,521 - [Joey] Mr. Manzell! - [Buck pants, grunts] He's warming up. 428 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:52,149 [panting] A neutron gas attack. 429 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:57,237 [grunts] Cover your ears and nose, Mr. Jenkins. 430 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,323 [Buck grunting] 431 00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,702 - Mr. Jenkins. - [Buck] I'm out of ammo. 432 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:06,622 Come on, Mr. Jenkins. Stay down, stay low. 433 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,920 Senior partner. Sales. 434 00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:18,800 Hey, pal. [sighs] 435 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,846 Hit me with some of that, uh, insufferable sunshine of yours, will you? 436 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:29,603 Well, Betty, bad. Joey, bad. Jack, bad. 437 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:36,401 Our twins who don't actually exist, more bad than when they did. 438 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,195 Christ. 439 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:42,699 You see, there's pain, Eddie. 440 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,911 And then there's lying to yourself. 441 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:50,457 That's the world in a nutshell. 442 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:55,212 Get another one over here, please. 443 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:01,093 She's on the hook, our wealthy widow. 444 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,803 - Dinner and a sales pitch. - [Shirley] Good. 445 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:07,641 [stammers] I came by for a pep talk. I feel like I stepped into a funeral. 446 00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:13,730 Sorry. Get this done, Jack, please. 143. 447 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,233 Okay. To the moon. 448 00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:21,989 [door closes] 449 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,827 [valet bot] Good evening, guest. 450 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,288 Would you like me to assist you with transportation? 451 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:33,166 [Joey] Hey. Hey! 452 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,838 Hey, kid. I got a meeting I'm about to-- Oh, Joey, what? 453 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:40,007 I just ran into Buck Manzell. [breathes shakily] 454 00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:44,386 Oh, yeah. What a guy. 455 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,805 What a fella, right? I heard that he was back in town. 456 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:47,973 No, don't-- don't do that. 457 00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:50,225 - Welcome back to The Vista Motor Lodge. - You fucking liar. 458 00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:53,937 Hey. Look, I don't know what you think you know, uh, Joe. 459 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:56,064 - But it's not the whole story. - Come on, Jack. 460 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,900 What are we selling here, pieces of paper? 461 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:01,111 - I mean, is there anything real? - [Jack] Hey, it's all real. 462 00:31:02,029 --> 00:31:03,906 How do you think anything real in this world 463 00:31:03,906 --> 00:31:05,949 gets started by guys like you and me? 464 00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:08,577 [stammers] I don't think I'm anything like you. 465 00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:11,788 Grow up, kid. We're both nobody. 466 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,791 You think I didn't try to do this the right way? 467 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,628 Go around hat-in-hand, get laughed out of every room. 468 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,838 I'm about to have a meeting with an investor 469 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:23,258 who can get this whole thing up and running with one deal. 470 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:27,137 - It's getting realer every day. - What the fuck are you talking about? 471 00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,472 We all believed you, Jack. 472 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:31,850 - I mean, I lied to everybody. I-- - You did the job I asked. 473 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:34,645 Better than most. 474 00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:38,398 That's not lying. That's making things possible. 475 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,068 Look at me, kid. 476 00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:45,072 This is the most important lesson of your life. 477 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:50,661 Getting stuck in the details and the doubt? 478 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:54,373 It'll kill you. I've been there. 479 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,627 You just knew that I'd fall for it. 480 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,630 Right? When you-- When you first met me, 481 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:04,174 - because I'm just the right kind of loser. - No. Stop! 482 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:08,971 Don't do that. I'm gonna build every unit we sold, trust me. 483 00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:12,182 Trust you? Stan Jenkins is a fucking turtle. 484 00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:15,936 All right, keep it down, keep it down. Think about if this gets out. 485 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:19,690 Do you want to be the one who killed their dreams? 486 00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:22,025 Who blew up their investments? 487 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:26,780 That's our ship coming in. 488 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:30,617 And I met her at the club, so really you're the one who made it happen. 489 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,452 You should be a goddamn partner. 490 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,373 [breathes shakily] 491 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,250 Quit fucking dreaming.