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[Buck] It's clear, little buddy.
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[sighs] They won't stop there. No, sir.
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Smoke us out.
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Massacre the lot.
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You stay strong. Yeah.
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[laser gunshots on TV]
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[sighs]
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[Buck on TV]
There ain't no law in the stars but me.
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[narrator] The Gargon invasion
continued its merciless pace,
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but would be no match
for our intrepid Space Sheriff.
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[machine whirs]
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- Sir.
- Thanks.
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- Here's to new frontiers.
- [grunts] Ma'am.
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Big days for us right now.
Breakneck growth.
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You picked the right time
to pay attention.
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You know why I prefer this to dining out?
I can't stomach the desperation.
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Everyone lined up at the trough,
filling the hole.
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Except, uh, of course, I'm desperate.
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And so are you.
Otherwise, why didn't we stay at home?
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All right. What if I wanted 200 units
with an option for that many more?
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Just something to play with.
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Oh, well, we're not looking twice
at anything less than 1,000.
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What are you, broke?
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Let's take Mr. Billings
back to his motel, Sidney.
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Now, look.
I know you're not in it for the money.
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You got way too much style
for someone who sweats the numbers.
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No. No, I don't think money
does a damn thing for you.
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Because you are not in it to get ahead.
You are in it to get away with something.
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Oh.
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Which is why you would love the moon.
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All that empty space just waiting
for someone to work its upside.
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Well, I have wondered
just how empty it is.
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Ah.
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It's like when the magician
pulls the rabbit out of the hat.
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Only there's no hat.
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And there's no rabbit.
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That's quite a trick.
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What if you hit your ceiling
selling those saps at the club?
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That's moving one house at a time.
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And why be in the business of houses
when we, you and I--
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We could be in the business of belief?
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Say you knew some bigger saps
who wanted to buy in at scale.
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All right, so I go in first
to make you look respectable.
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And you got me to throw under the bus
if it all goes south.
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And you expect a check tonight?
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Well, now we're pals...
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I give you till tomorrow.
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It's quite a lot of faith
you're asking, Jack.
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Isn't that how you blow a bubble?
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[customer snores]
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[music playing on radio]
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[chuckles]
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[ValetBot] Good evening, guest. Would you
like me to assist you with transportation?
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[stammers]
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[pants] Every name, every customer ever.
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Ready for the truth. [laughs]
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H-How did you--
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I just asked them, and they gave it to me.
What idiots, huh? [laughs]
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I love this song. Don't you?
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"Beaufitul."
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Hi, Mom.
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[sniffs] I know I haven't been around
enough lately,
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and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
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[Marie breathing steadily]
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[kisses]
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"Head out of the clouds, Joseph.
Head out of the clouds." [chuckles]
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Only this time,
you weren't around to say it,
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and I was too dumb to remember.
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I did everything wrong, Mom.
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So I take it all back
about how much he taught me.
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Now I just wish that I never met him.
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[hospital administrator knocks]
Mr. Shorter?
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Fantastic. I was hoping to see you.
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Yeah, sorry. I've, um-- I've been--
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Oh, of course. Take a minute.
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I was also hoping to discuss
a past-due balance on your mom's care.
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Right. Right.
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We do have payment plans
that might work for your situation.
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All we need is proof of employment.
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Oh, right.
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Why, Ma?
Why did you have to bring him here?
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What? Did I intrude
on your perfect relationship?
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Don't you dare think that I don't
always have your best interests in mind.
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And Joey's too.
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You think it's easy
managing a whole family?
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That scares me, sweetheart.
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Oh, please.
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Just cuddle up with your bottle
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and keep clear
before you fuck anything else up!
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Got it?
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Jesus.
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Sorry.
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Fucking ViddiCon.
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So, you're selling your father's
worthless land on the moon.
95
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Not worthless anymore, Ma.
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And what then? Walt launches
the rockets just like Dad?
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That's been the plan,
and now I got enough money to do it.
98
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Everything's going great. You think
you can find a way to deal with that?
99
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You still owe your boy the truth.
100
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Hey, I'm gonna tell him as soon as I
get the whole business up and running.
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- Oh, Jacky. Not that.
- What?
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[chuckles] So he has a father
he can look up to.
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[sighs] And what is wrong with that?
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It's asking too much. I worry.
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Ah, please. God, another day,
another goddamn apocalypse.
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Take a look next door.
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That idiot face of your company
has broken loose again.
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That can't be great for business!
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[GardenBot whirring]
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[grunting]
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[GardenBot whirring]
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[screams]
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[Buck] Gargon scum!
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Come grab a scoop of hurt!
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[Buck grunts]
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[GardenBot] Error. Error. Malfunction.
Malfunction. Malfunction. Malfu--
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[GardenBot's whirring fades]
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Eyes to the skies, little one. [pants]
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We got a heap of freedom
left to kill for. [grunts]
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[muttering]
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The neighborhood is safe.
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- [BarBot] Enjoy.
- Thanks.
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Wow. Celebrating good news?
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Yes.
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00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,020
I'm here to talk to Jack.
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You'll have to find him first.
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What I'm planning on telling him is,
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while I'm team-first all the way,
129
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,613
it's also a leader's place
to flag injustice
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00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,657
in terms of promotions
given without merit. Joey's, for example.
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Not today, Herb.
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00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,578
[Eddie] Oh, look at these two.
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00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,747
What, you never seen money before,
Shirley?
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00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:22,915
I thought you loved money.
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00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,459
Now thanks to you,
I got bags and bags of it.
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Poor bastard.
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00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,463
Here you go, pal.
That should be a couple hundred there.
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00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,340
Fire the tube up. Game's on in ten.
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00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,636
Yeah, just a very well-funded man
enjoying the fruits of my finances,
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00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,222
unburdened by petty affairs
of the heart, huh?
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00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,599
I'm going to work.
142
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,018
Oh, hey,
what better refuge from life, huh?
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00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,479
Meaningless obligations
to corporate masters
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00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,523
on another fucking celestial object.
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00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:52,569
To think, you had a winner like me.
You botched it, baby.
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00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,197
Shirley, it's actually pretty urgent,
my message for Jack.
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00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,616
There's a few more problems
in the world today besides yours, Herb.
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I guess you've never discovered
your unborn sons weren't actually there.
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00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,831
[scoffs]
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00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:07,918
[sighs]
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00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,887
You too? What's up, kid?
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00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,682
I need my commissions
for last week, Shirl.
153
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,684
What happened?
154
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,770
Think you can help me out?
And give these back to Jack.
155
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,107
You say that like
you'll never see us again.
156
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,359
Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm done.
157
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:37,281
Look, if I know one thing,
I know that Jack cares about you.
158
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,867
Come on, Shirley,
you're too smart for his bullshit.
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00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:41,577
[sighs]
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00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,080
I mean, hey, it's your life,
but I'd get out while you can.
161
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,336
[sighs]
162
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,007
Hey. We're gonna work this all out, Joey.
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For everybody.
164
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,471
But we can't do that if we don't
all keep quiet in the meantime.
165
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,351
Right. Yeah, he said that.
166
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:08,979
[sighs]
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[sighs]
168
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,030
Bye, Herb.
169
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,531
Oh. Bye, Joey.
170
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,659
And my sincere congratulations
on your new promotion.
171
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,454
No, Herb. I'm done. I quit.
172
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,123
But I'll see you around.
173
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,380
We were each other's fires
that forged us and made us strong.
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Burn bright always.
175
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,852
These people don't care about you.
Trust me.
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00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,563
I've dug deep, and there's no proof
they're ever getting anyone up there.
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00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,982
[stammers] It's just--
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00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:59,196
H-He wouldn't pull something like that
on us. He's a good man, Jack.
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00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,242
I was shocked too, sir.
But look at the world.
180
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,203
Who gets anywhere by playing straight?
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00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,706
Christ Almighty.
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[knocking]
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00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:15,295
I know, right? [stammers]
Thanks for your time, mister.
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- [ViddiCon disconnects]
- [Costopoulos] Mrs. Mayburn?
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00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,178
Get in here.
186
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,263
Uh...
187
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I thought to expect you at the office
to process our, uh, the new "edivence."
188
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,731
But did you really...
189
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when it's stolen evidence?
190
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,529
Let's not spend all day
in the doorway, huh?
191
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[Costopoulos sighs]
192
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,574
I--
193
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I "wodner" w-what my proper role might be
in whatever plan you're pursuing, if any.
194
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,376
We're just telling people the truth.
It's that easy.
195
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,547
Look. Look, everyone's had
their launches pushed back.
196
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,592
And they all just take it,
like they deserve to get screwed.
197
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:08,807
Customers do "frequeltny" redirect
the market's callousness onto themselves
198
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,643
as feelings of unworthiness.
199
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,857
Lester, you know you get to
bend a couple rules
200
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,859
when you're doing what's right.
201
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,777
That's how it works.
202
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,573
So come on, who's next?
203
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,326
[sighs, stammers]
204
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,410
[ViddiCon beeps]
205
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:33,165
- "W-Wilbur Hartoonian. Vista-53472."
- [Myrtle typing]
206
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,751
And listen,
if their whole business blows up
207
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,002
and those bastards fry...
208
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,338
oops, right?
209
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,176
[door opens]
210
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,553
Can I help you?
211
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,308
[Sidney] You know him?
212
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,477
I don't know you.
213
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,603
He your boss?
214
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,356
You're good at questions, mister.
215
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,900
Mrs. Selwyn says
she's got her own pen, actually,
216
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,654
but she's not quite ready to use it
after she saw the news this morning.
217
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,948
What does that mean?
218
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,616
Who's doing questions now?
219
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,744
Was she ready to buy?
220
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,663
She was.
221
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:17,709
Between us, I think he went way high.
Decent operator, that guy.
222
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,632
Too bad about the news.
223
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,474
[baseball spectators cheer]
224
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,143
Hey! I don't appreciate
such belligerent flirting,
225
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,311
- even from you.
- [shushes]
226
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,731
[reporter] ...Manzell's fourth attack
on automated domestic aids.
227
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,276
I'm here with little Denny,
the sole eyewitness.
228
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,694
Tell us what you saw, kid.
229
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,989
It was the Space Sheriff! I saw him.
230
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[reporter] What an imagination.
231
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,868
I think he's probably
happily retired somewhere,
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getting a good chuckle from all this.
233
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,871
Back to you, Robert.
234
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,832
[Robert] Well, now the suspect
is reportedly at large and may be armed.
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[Eddie] Is that, uh--
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00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,251
Christ, no.
237
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:03,505
But it's a great disguise to go around
acting like a lunatic. Grow up, Ed.
238
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,133
Oh, I'm fully grown, Shirl.
I'm goddamn retired!
239
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,718
What's more grown than that?
240
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,596
- Shirley.
- What?
241
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,514
This is Mr. Mason,
242
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,392
Lot A-1, our very first customer.
243
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:19,938
He just arrived with his beautiful family,
looking for Jack.
244
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,525
Yeah, great, Herb. You deal with it.
And run the office while you're at it.
245
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,948
No such thing as too much responsibility.
246
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,702
Oh, I think Mr. Walter's bringing in
a rocket for y'all tonight.
247
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:34,995
That's why he cleared us out.
248
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,587
[door chime rings]
249
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,883
- [bell dings]
- Welcome, sir. How can I help you?
250
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,593
Is-- Is Mr. Hartoonian around?
251
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,762
I think he's busy, but I'm happy to help.
252
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,014
Right, of course. Uh--
253
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,642
Well, can you tell him that, um,
Joey's here? Joey Shorter.
254
00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,812
I thought I heard your voice.
I want to talk to you, young man.
255
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:05,943
H-Hey, Boss. Uh, hey.
It's, uh, great to see you. Um--
256
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,569
Why am I getting calls saying
I'm never going to the moon?
257
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,446
And that you and your fancy friends
258
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,367
are nothing but a bunch
of low-life crooks? Huh?
259
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:19,748
Uh, I-- Um, I don't exactly know,
but-- but, you know, I-- I quit that job.
260
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,166
I got the feeling
that something wasn't right.
261
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,294
You could've told anybody that!
262
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,380
I'm sorry.
263
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,132
Y-You know, time's have been tough,
and, uh--
264
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:33,178
Uh, my ma still isn't doing so great,
and I'm a little behind on her bills.
265
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,681
No, no. You stop right there
if this looking for a handout.
266
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,851
No, no, no. I was just thinking
maybe if you had a couple shifts
267
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,103
that maybe I could pick up here
and there, I wouldn't mind.
268
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,189
Here I'm scraping for payments
on that goddamn moon house,
269
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,316
and he's here looking for a handout.
270
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,652
You got a lot of nerve, Joseph.
271
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,906
I-- I guess I better go.
272
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,908
I guess you better.
273
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,292
Excuse me.
274
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,503
Don't tell me, you saw it too?
275
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,588
Don't worry.
276
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,840
- No one thinks it's really him. Not yet.
- Okay.
277
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,675
Well, I-- Do you?
278
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,677
- I know he's not on the goddamn moon.
- [sighs]
279
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,930
[stammers] Nothing kills a deal
like your spokesman being arrested
280
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,849
- on the wrong goddamn planet.
- Mmm.
281
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,351
Yeah. She said the same thing.
282
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,816
Shit. I gotta find him.
283
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,903
- She was in, Shirl.
- And you weren't even gonna tell me?
284
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,946
- No, I had to come straight here first.
- Oh.
285
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,824
And the cop just told me
that he got a call out on Route 18.
286
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,618
- I'm gonna go check that.
- I'll ride with you.
287
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,328
No, you don't have to worry about that, okay?
288
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,079
It's probably just some half goose chase.
289
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,706
How big was her deal, Jack?
290
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,459
Well, it was just like I said.
Enough to pay everybody back
291
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,003
and, you know,
a little something for us for our trouble.
292
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,047
[stammers]
293
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,844
A thousand.
294
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:02,768
If that's not the dumbest
fucking bit of behavior.
295
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:06,146
[stammers] All right, I'll keep your half.
Where are you going?
296
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:10,067
No, I'll take half. Now give me your keys
and get in.
297
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,693
[sighs]
298
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,118
[customer 1] You gotta be kidding me.
299
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,497
[customer 2] Well, I haven't heard
from Jack in over a week.
300
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,592
One day I think I'll be bringing Marvin
301
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,719
his scotch and slippers
until the day I die,
302
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,389
and now... [chuckles] ...look at us.
303
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:45,102
[chuckles] They do say
life is "undeprictable."
304
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,522
- You're a good man, Lester.
- [clicks tongue]
305
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,940
You care about people.
306
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,818
All the other guys
just nod their dumb heads
307
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:55,362
and wait for the clothes to come off.
[sighs]
308
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,990
We've really done something here.
309
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,372
Well, we just gotta talk to Jack.
310
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:07,791
He'll clear all this up.
311
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,670
What-- What's a few months,
this way or that?
312
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,547
As long as we all get up there, right?
313
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,967
A few months? I could have
a carcinoma by then.
314
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,308
Buck! Mr. Manzell!
315
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,351
You out there, ol' boy? Buck!
316
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,899
- [Shirley] Christ. He could be anywhere.
- [Jack] Yeah.
317
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,943
Well, just pray his mug shot
isn't on the front page tomorrow.
318
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,987
Maybe I can get the widow
back on the hook.
319
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,948
[grunting, panting]
320
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,284
- [rocket ascends]
- [grunts]
321
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,412
[chuckles]
322
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,832
Eyes to the skies.
323
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:54,963
The Gargon mother ship. Right on schedule!
324
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,190
They've been gone for five minutes
for about an hour now.
325
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,317
Oh, you.
326
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,195
Me. And a couple pals
327
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:21,240
who like the truth better than
getting fucking ripped off.
328
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,742
Ooh. Don't be mad because Herbie chose me.
329
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:28,747
[laughs] Your Herbie's about to
get eaten alive. I hope he's ready.
330
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:34,878
"Techincally," everyone here
is entitled to a prompt and full refund.
331
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:39,508
Herbie's always ready. For anything.
332
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,474
Hi, ma'am. Excuse me.
333
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:52,855
Um, I got together what, uh,
I hope can be a f-- a first payment,
334
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,565
and maybe after that we can arrange a--
335
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:57,234
Mr. Shorter, please.
Everything's settled now.
336
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,112
How?
337
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:03,866
Uh, Mr. Billings took care of it.
Must be nice to have a friend like that.
338
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,292
[Shirley] What happened with Joey?
339
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,545
I told him about Jenkins.
340
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,883
- That's all you told him about?
- It's all I could get to.
341
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:22,801
[stammers]
342
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,014
I'ma give him time
to come around on his own.
343
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,686
Uh. I think he knows his life fits better
with me in it.
344
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:33,979
Of course he does, Jack.
345
00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:41,904
[chuckles] Also said the same thing
about his mother 20 years ago.
346
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,656
Mmm. Well, that's the thing
about people, right?
347
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:48,410
There's so many of them,
but they all let you down.
348
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,955
[scoffs, stammers]
349
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,584
W-- You mean her or him?
350
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,670
Or me?
351
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,007
- Yep.
- [both laugh]
352
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,675
Or Ed.
353
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,886
Oh, Ed.
354
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,097
- You guys gonna be okay?
- [sighs]
355
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,433
I don't know.
356
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,145
It's like we're in different worlds now.
357
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:24,238
It's rough when caring about someone
means having to lie to 'em.
358
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,955
[grunting, chuckling]
359
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,124
Oh.
360
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:41,922
Justice always finds a way.
361
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,675
[shouts, chuckles]
362
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:48,720
- [engine starts]
- Yeah! [chuckles]
363
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:55,018
Come on down, you ten-tackled heathen,
364
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:58,355
and two-step
with some horsepower! [chuckles]
365
00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:01,775
Apologies for the delay, everyone.
366
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:03,819
How can I be of service today?
367
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,405
You! You were in there the whole time?
368
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,073
Conducting company business.
369
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:11,326
They told us there's not even
going to be a launch!
370
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,411
Oh, no, ma'am.
371
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,246
Meaning yes.
372
00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,665
There will be a tremendous launch
two to three months from now.
373
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,293
And who says you're not gonna be
saying the same exact thing
374
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:20,878
two, three months from now?
375
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:25,174
Me. You have my word,
and I'm very trustworthy.
376
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:28,677
- Show us the rocket then.
- [Mr. Hartoonian] There's no rocket.
377
00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,680
- I think I want a refund.
- Me too.
378
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,850
And you could all have one.
Brightside guarantees it.
379
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:41,815
But there's no one
more important to me than our customers.
380
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,068
So I just don't want you to regret
381
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,279
regretting the best purchase
you've ever made.
382
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:54,828
Now, what dreams worth soaring for
don't give you a fear of heights? Hmm?
383
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,081
Which may even be a rain cloud of doubt.
384
00:24:58,749 --> 00:24:59,750
Or worse.
385
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:06,548
But that drizzle can't spoil the hard work
we've done to make the right plan happen.
386
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:12,638
Which is exactly what The Brightside
is doing for you. Forever.
387
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,308
Can I offer anyone a mint?
388
00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:20,938
Never mind the goddamn mints.
Where the fuck is Jack?
389
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,025
Actually,
I'm the one who's been left in charge,
390
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:28,862
so, uh, anything you could say to him,
you could probably say to me.
391
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,406
- You're the one, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,408
Okay, fucko.
393
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:34,743
Whoo.
394
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,036
[Myrtle gasps]
395
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,543
Ed? Wake up.
Herbie's about to be in a riot!
396
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:49,591
Please, be anything
other than goddamn useless! [whimpers]
397
00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:52,261
[Ed snoring]
398
00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:53,345
[Betty] Oh.
399
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,102
[sighs]
400
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,027
It's actually 47 there.
401
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,614
That's not even one payment.
402
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:16,451
Well, sir, let me remind you.
These are actually my personal funds.
403
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,622
So maybe you could do with
slightly less for right now?
404
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,540
[scoffs]
405
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,293
No more excuses! Shut up and pay up.
406
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,503
It's contractually "oglibated."
407
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:30,716
[Betty] I've got money.
408
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:31,758
[all gasp]
409
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:35,012
Everyone calm down,
and we'll figure this out. [screams]
410
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,555
[squeals]
411
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,391
Ma'am. Sir.
412
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,729
[clamoring]
413
00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,400
[pants]
414
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,610
You saved me, Bun Bun.
415
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,112
- I always will.
- I believe it.
416
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,455
Are you the type of person who regrets?
417
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,960
I haven't found a good enough reason yet.
418
00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:08,754
You?
419
00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:11,340
Well, I try not to, but y-you know.
420
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:20,140
When Joey comes back, Jack,
you gotta cut the shit. Be his dad.
421
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:23,310
- That's good advice.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't just blow me off.
422
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,312
Promise you'll do it.
423
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:30,859
I promise.
424
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,322
[sighs]
425
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:41,453
We can build it. We can make it real.
426
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,500
The widow thinks she bought in
on a pump and dump,
427
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,460
but she's gonna hand us a wad of cash--
428
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,170
- No, Jack. It's--
- No, no, no, no.
429
00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:57,845
We could do it. You and me.
I mean, who else could pull it off?
430
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,054
Don't do this.
431
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,431
D-Don't start acting fucking crazy, okay?
432
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:04,518
That's who I am. That's who you are too.
That's exactly what it takes.
433
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:10,816
No, you're not that guy. You're the guy
Jenkins picked for his stooge.
434
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,487
Ah, you'd be surprised. [chuckles]
435
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,535
- [Buck chuckles]
- There he is! Start the car!
436
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,161
[Buck] Gargon scum!
437
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,454
[Jack] Start the car!
438
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,542
How surprised would I be?
439
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:32,254
[breathes shakily]