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This is Agent Costopoulos again,
Mr. Shorter.
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As mentioned in my previous message,
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we would need to take possession of any
"pernitent edivence" quite, quite soon.
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Also, it is my duty to remind you,
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you have a legal "oglibation"
to return all bureau recording equipment
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at your first earliest "opponturnity."
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Your county thanks you.
Have a pleasant evening.
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[device beeps]
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Till tomorrow.
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- Just a bunch of fire and smoke, right?
- [chuckles]
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Poof.
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[chuckles]
Bit more to it than that, you know?
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Reaching for the heavens and all.
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Show those investors and whiny customers
that we mean business.
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Problems out. Prices up. Money in.
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- [sighs] Right. Got it.
- [chuckles]
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Aw, Jack.
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These folks will never not be miserable.
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Only question in their life is,
"Who robs them first?"
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Numbers on a board.
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Good evening, guest. Would you like me
to assist you with transportation?
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[sighs]
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[BarBot] Happy holidays.
How about another tasty beverage?
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[chuckles]
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It's not too bad.
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Yeah, except I was trying to flip you off.
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- Oh.
- But please--
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please don't think I'm not grateful
you paying for this thing, though.
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Well, listen, whatever--
whatever you two need, okay?
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- Look.
- [BarBot] Hot chocolate?
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And I got a lot more coming in tomorrow.
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Perfect weather for the launch.
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Oh, hey, nothing like clear skies
for a flight to nowhere, huh?
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Frankly, all I want to know is when
can we grab our next stack of hush money?
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Hey, maybe... [sighs]
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...let Shirl know
I still consider you guys partners,
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- in terms of profits and--
- Give it a rest, please.
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God! I'm on fucking tilt
from all the schoolboy dreaming.
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[BarBot] Happy holidays.
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[Eddie] Uh, you should probably go.
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Ima-Imagine this is waving bye-bye.
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Hey, Shirl. [stammers]
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Hey, uh, glad I could help out
with everything.
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And doing all that I can to patch things
up with Joe after... [inhales sharply]
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...uh, well-- [chuckles] You know. And--
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And d-don't think that I'm not looking
out for our customers, okay?
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For everybody.
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What's the fucking difference what comes
out of your mouth anyway?
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[BarBot] How about a peppermint schnapps
with hot chocolate?
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Merry Christmas.
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[sighs]
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[device beeping]
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[clears throat]
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Joe, still haven't heard from you,
which I'm gonna take as a reason to hope.
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[chuckles]
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Tomorrow might be the last day I get
to see you for a while.
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Uh, probably you know
about that more than me.
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But whatever you decide
and, uh, wherever I end up,
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you're my son. And I'm proud of you.
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And the time that we had together was...
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that was the best of my life.
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It's kind of funny...
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how good things can be
without the truth getting in the way.
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[chuckles]
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[beeping]
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[medical device beeping, whirring]
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[Barbara] I'm gonna leave this
right here for you.
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Let's hope no one feels the need
to move it.
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And let's hope you're almost ready
to get back to us.
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I'm not sure how long these men
and their shit show can wait. [chuckles]
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[exhales deeply]
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Well?
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Perfect weather for a launch.
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Passengers are showing already.
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Now, you're landing there at Imbrium.
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Your lunar team will meet them there.
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Absolutely. Not a thing to worry about.
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You know... [swallows, sighs]
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I'm gonna need your help.
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When the light comes on, we're good to go.
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But you're the one sending her up.
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You sure?
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- Call me a coward. Stuck in the past.
- No, no, no. [chuckles] Fine.
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You know, Jack.
They're gonna love it up there.
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Your dad would be proud.
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Yeah, maybe.
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[Shirley] Good.
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- Okay.
- Miracle fucking technology, huh?
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[sighs] Let's do another one.
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What? You're downgrading me to paper?
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- [doorbell rings]
- [sighs]
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There's a shock. I crushed the cup.
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- Mmm.
- Mr. Eddie Nichols, please.
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Mr. Eddie Nichols.
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"Joyous tidings."
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- [Eddie] What?
- [grunts]
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- [shrieks]
- Oh, Jesus.
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Absconding in the night, interest unpaid.
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- All right. Let's just...
- Hmm?
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- ...settle this shit and be done with it.
- [Shirley grunts, gasping]
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- Let the fuck go! [grunts]
- [Eddie] Hey!
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- Let her go.
- [Fred grunts]
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Get off of me!
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- I said hey! [straining] Let her go!
- You better watch yourself.
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- You wa-- [grunts, choking]
- [hand whirring]
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Oh, shit. Um, Shirley, I-I can't stop it.
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Don't fucking kill him!
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Say that so the hand understands.
Try fucking sign language.
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[Eddie grunts]
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[grunting]
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- [breathes heavily]
- [Shirley gasps]
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[Eddie gasps]
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- [sighs]
- Oh, God.
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[Jack] Hey!
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[chuckling] You came.
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My God, Joe. Look at you.
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- I can't tell you how--
- [Joey] Jack, don't.
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Here. You see this?
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Now, what I do with this is up to you.
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[sighs]
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Looks more like it's up to you.
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I might not want you in prison,
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but I cannot let you send those people
up there.
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Of course not.
That's what I'm here to fix.
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Follow my lead. It's gonna be easy.
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Especially with your help.
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[Jack chuckles]
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- Mr. Billings.
- [chuckles]
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You ready to make some dreams come true?
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Well, depends on whose, doesn't it?
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Uh, Miss Sellwyn,
my top salesman, Joe Shorter,
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came to make sure everything goes
off right today.
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Pleased to meet you, Mr. Shorter.
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Hope you got yourself a unit or two.
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I hear prices are heading up.
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[mechanical whirring]
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You know, I remember when my--
my father built this place.
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I was-- I was nine or ten and-- [chuckles]
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I t-- took him for a goddamn fool,
dreaming like he did.
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I wasted a lot of life hating him
for being a failure, and...
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maybe he was just playing a longer game
than I could see.
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And everything I needed was right there
if I just had the good sense
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to open my eyes, take a look.
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[elevator whines]
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...trying to figure out the same thing.
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- Hopped up like half--
- [Sal] You're full of shit.
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Hey, Jack. There you are.
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Come in and figure this mess out,
would you?
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What's all this, Jack?
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Mr. Billings, I placed a grounding halt
on today's flight.
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- I'm taking you into custody.
- [passenger] What?
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Arrest prompt F.
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In "vidalation" of rail "detation" 37B4C.
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Multiple counts of fraud.
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[passengers murmuring]
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[PoliceBot] You are under arrest.
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- Please comply with the arresting officer.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. [chuckles]
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Whatever nit you're picking at today,
it is not gonna stop these good people
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from riding off to fantastic new lives
a quarter million miles up.
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And, by the way...
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I am going up there personally
to guarantee these folks' happiness.
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And I'd invite you too,
but I'm sure you're too busy
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dragging honest businessmen
through the mud
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- without a shred of goddamn evidence.
- Mr. Shorter...
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the "edivence," please.
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[passengers whispering]
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Hey, what-what the hell are you looking
at him for?
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He wants these people happy
as much as I do.
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That's-- That's why he's heading up there
with me today.
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We will be watching out
for our customers like they were family.
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Mr. Shorter...
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the "edivence?"
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Here.
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You've neglected
to insert the "ediventiary" tape.
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There isn't one.
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[passengers murmuring]
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You-- You lead me
to believe conviction was "innament."
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O-Oh, well, g-gosh, sir. I-I'm sorry,
but, um, you got it wrong. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] Well, th-there you go.
I'm sorry about all this, folks.
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But now, Herb, open up the goddamn Jetway,
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and let's get these good folks
off to the smoothest ride in the stars.
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- [passengers chattering]
- [Sal] Thanks, Jack.
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Enjoy the trip, Jack.
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I always do.
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[announcer] ...we are now boarding
flight 001 service to the Brightside.
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This how you get your fun?
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You ruin everything for everyone?
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We could have been boarded by now, fella.
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- [Sal] Hey, how's everything?
- [Herb] Oh, I'm so excited.
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[exhales sharply] Lester!
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Oh! I knew you'd come.
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Tell me--
Tell me you can't live without me.
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Actually, well, the
case still lacks "incrinimating" facts.
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No. Oh, no.
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[scoffs]
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Just go, Lester.
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Have a nice life with your facts
and your briefcase and...
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fucking facts.
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[beeps, whirs]
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[sighs] Follow.
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[PoliceBot whirring, beeping]
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- [chuckles]
- [announcer] Fifteen minutes until launch.
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Welcome aboard.
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[Mr. Hartoonian] Joseph.
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- [attendant] Welcome.
- Hey.
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- Human service. Very classy.
- Yeah. Oh, very.
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- Do you know if the booze is free?
- [attendant] Hi, Sal.
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- It's supposed to be.
- Hey, settle in. Take a seat.
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We got three days of comfort and luxury
on your way to brand-new lives.
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Joseph, forgive me?
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I was wrong about you.
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Thank you, Mr. Hartoonian.
It's going to be a terrific trip.
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Have a great journey, Mr. Mason.
Mrs. Mason.
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- Jules. Scooter. Jackson. Frankie. Baby D.
- [Scooter chuckles]
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[gasps] Thank you.
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- All right, let's go.
- [Jules] Thank you, Mr. Porter.
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- There they go.
- [Hank chuckling]
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It's so amazing, Herbie.
And to think we made it all happen.
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Herbert Gaye Porter. [sighs]
Almost glad to see ya.
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Jack asked us to load this up.
It's important.
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Oh, that sounds like
something I could handle.
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- Wa-Wa-Wait. Whoa, whoa!
- [Shirley] No.
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- Wh-What is this?
- Betty's carry-on.
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We're setting off on a career-building,
family-focused, interplanetary journey.
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I understand it's not easy
from your position,
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seeing what all my hard work
and ambition has earned.
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No, Herb. Herb, um,
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Jack is a crook
and the moon is a crock, okay?
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So, give it up
before you get yourself hurt.
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They have never been comfortable
with you spreading your wings, Herbie.
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It's sad, really.
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Jesus, they're both hopeless.
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That's one thing we will never be.
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Oh, no, okay.
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- No, you spread your wings, Herb.
- Mmm.
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Uh, you're gonna wind up
squatting in a lunar mining camp,
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hawking your clothes for powdered potatoes
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and begging some one-eyed rumrunner
for a ride back to Earth.
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[Shirley] Oh, God.
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Welcome to the BrightSider.
241
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- Oh, God. Look at this, huh?
- [chuckles]
242
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,038
Whoo!
243
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:35,667
I am telling you, it is days like today
that make my whole job worth it.
244
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,754
And I get to--
to share it with you fine folks.
245
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:43,050
And we are in the final stages
of our launch sequence,
246
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,302
so if you could all please locate
247
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:50,682
your V63 inner-atmospheric safety vests
right now,
248
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,725
I'd appreciate it.
249
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,560
That's the V63.
250
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,270
[passengers murmuring]
251
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,192
I, uh-- I don't have a vest.
252
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,402
Nobody said anything about a vest.
253
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,238
Me too. Do we need a vest?
254
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:07,074
You were going to send us up without them?
255
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,325
Oh, no. No, ma'am.
256
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,702
[stammering] It's all right.
It's just a regulation.
257
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,704
A precautionary thing. It, uh--
258
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Herb, there you are.
Just the person we needed to see.
259
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,417
Of course.
260
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,795
I'm sure you wouldn't have
overlooked this, Herb,
261
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,549
but the folks can't seem
to find their V63 vests.
262
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:30,222
- Well, that sounds like a problem.
- [laughs]
263
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,182
Oh, no. Don't tell me you forgot, Herb.
264
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I got ya.
265
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,230
Ah, geez. This-- It's-It's embarrassing.
266
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,440
But I'm gonna have to get you all--
all you folks off now.
267
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,611
Down to the equipment room
to get you resized and ready, okay?
268
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,947
- What? We got to get back off?
- [Jack] Oh, boy.
269
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,450
Can't take off
until we get you all fitted, sir.
270
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,371
We-- We don't make the dumb rules,
but, gosh, we gotta follow them.
271
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,791
Everyone, I am truly sorry.
272
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,669
[stutters] Herb is awfully sorry
about the inconvenience,
273
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,629
but the buck stops with me.
274
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,382
- I'm the boss. I apologize.
- [sighs]
275
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:06,925
It's all right, folks.
276
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,468
- [grunts]
- Thank you, young man.
277
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,180
- At least someone's looking out for us.
- Go on, get out. [sighs]
278
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,898
And we'll tell Mission Control
to hold the launch.
279
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:24,193
- Herb, you're in charge, right?
- Right on. Won't let you down again, Jack.
280
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,992
Okay, where are they actually going?
281
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,285
Nowhere...
282
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,372
[elevator clanging]
283
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,832
...yet.
284
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,793
But once we send that rocket up,
our latest investors will hand us
285
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,422
all the money we need to build gorgeous
goddamn houses for every one of them!
286
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,634
And that's worth spending a couple minutes
in a busted elevator to me!
287
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,595
Hey, come on.
This is exactly what you wanted,
288
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,598
and I never would have had the sense
to try it without you.
289
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,975
Yeah, I mean, I guess we got a lot done
290
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,852
without the truth
getting in the way. [chuckles]
291
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,521
[laughs]
292
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,650
Don't you act like you're still scared.
Not after what you just pulled off.
293
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,907
[chuckles]
294
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:16,954
[gasps]
295
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,547
Oh, what am I doing here?
296
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[stammering] Hello?
297
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,733
[Shirley] Jack! Stop!
298
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,403
[laughs] Hey.
299
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,364
- Wow, great to see you guys.
- You can't fucking do this.
300
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,242
- Herb's on there. And everyone and--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
301
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,952
Now, I've had people doubt me,
302
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,704
but I thought
you were sharper than that, Shirl.
303
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:03,333
Look. Everybody's in there.
304
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,253
And they're blaming the elevator
for missing their trip.
305
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,548
The investors wanted a launch
and they're gonna get one.
306
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:10,632
But, hey,
307
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if you need to stop that,
like I said, we're all partners here.
308
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,558
[inhales sharply, sighs]
309
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,981
They're in there
and they don't know a thing?
310
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,317
[Jack] We'll tell them
we had mechanical trouble.
311
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Push their launch a couple months.
312
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:36,575
My record is pretty spotty,
but this kind of feels like a lock, Shirl.
313
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Go get it done.
314
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,798
[Joey sighs]
315
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Sorry to keep you waiting, miss.
316
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And all of you.
317
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Busy day. Perfect weather for a launch.
318
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,975
- Glad you could make it, Jack.
- [chuckles]
319
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,562
Lunar's a new space for us, Mr. Billings,
but Miss Sellwyn's never steered us wrong.
320
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,524
We just wanna see
your execution keeping with your vision,
321
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,484
- and staying on schedule.
- God, all you boys
322
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pretend to be so rational,
323
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when we know it's a feeding frenzy
as soon as that rocket goes up.
324
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:19,576
So, let's see who's man enough
to stomp the rest and buy us out.
325
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,498
They all think they're fucking brilliant...
326
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,292
- [champagne button beeps]
- ...following the herd off our cliff.
327
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,628
- [chuckles]
- Pay attention, kid.
328
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,630
- Mmm.
- A lot to learn from this lady.
329
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,092
So, what did you do up there, Jack?
330
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,138
- Just enough to keep them dreaming.
- Hmm.
331
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,017
[Jack chuckles]
332
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Dismissed.
333
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,996
- Dismissed.
- [beeping]
334
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,375
Look--
335
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,961
- Dismissed.
- [beeps]
336
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,006
- Go back.
- [beeps]
337
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:15,799
Dismissed.
338
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,636
Dismissed!
339
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,265
- [grunting]
- [beeping]
340
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,350
Dismissed!
341
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,560
[whirring]
342
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Do not follow!
343
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,774
[panting]
344
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,860
Jack did this to us.
345
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,238
We'd be on that rocket right now
if wasn't for him.
346
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,698
I hate him.
347
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,159
- No, Bun Bun.
- [sighs]
348
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,453
He's my life's third-greatest mentor.
349
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,871
[breathes deeply]
350
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,749
And I'm sure
he's working very hard to get us out.
351
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,004
You care to do the honors, Joe?
352
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,090
Of course.
353
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,675
[ViddiCon chimes]
354
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,763
Jacky? It's your Marie. She's awake!
355
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,891
- Get home now. She wants to see you!
- Wait, Ma-- Ma.
356
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,184
S-Slow down. What?
357
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:10,938
Listen, I don't care if you're about
to colonize fucking Jupiter.
358
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:15,943
If anything's ever meant anything to you,
you'll get home where you goddamn belong.
359
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,113
- [breathes shakily]
- [sighs]
360
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,325
[inhales deeply, sighs]
We'll be right there, Ma.
361
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:24,743
[device beeps]
362
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,412
Why don't you hand that to Miss Sellwyn?
363
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,873
She's gonna have to handle
the rest without us.
364
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,377
- Who's Marie?
- Uh... [sighs]
365
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,254
- ...she's my wife.
- Hmm.
366
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,923
- His mother.
- Mmm.
367
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:41,426
Families, they are optional, you know?
368
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,262
You're gonna do great with that button.
369
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,516
Hey, is this-- is this okay?
370
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,351
I can always drop you off
and give you some time.
371
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,061
She asked for you, Jack.
372
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,188
Not the first thing in my life
that hasn't been up to me.
373
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,148
Yeah, hey, but this one,
let's figure out together.
374
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,984
- Are you trying to get out of this?
- No!
375
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,530
I've only been thinking about this
the last 20 years.
376
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,079
I believe that.
377
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,289
[sighs]
378
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,810
[breathing heavily]
379
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,028
We are stuck here
and Jack's not coming to save us.
380
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,529
And if you can't admit that...
381
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:47,534
[scoffs] Say it, Herbie.
He did this to us.
382
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,745
Say it before I scream.
383
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,622
- [screams] Mm-hmm.
- Okay, fine.
384
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:53,749
He...
385
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,251
[sighs]
386
00:22:57,753 --> 00:22:58,754
...did this...
387
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,340
to us.
388
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,342
It won't work if you don't mean it.
389
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,676
He did this to us!
390
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,680
[announcer speaks indistinctly]
391
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,394
- Jack did this to us.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:17,523
Jack did this to us!
393
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,984
Now come on, neighbors.
394
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,238
Get us out and on that rocket!
395
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,077
- Get us out and on that rocket. Hello!
- [passengers shouting] Hello! Hello!
396
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,871
[passengers shouting, clamoring]
397
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,665
[passengers banging on door]
398
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,917
[passenger] We're in the elevator!
399
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:41,380
- We got children down here!
- Hey! Hello!
400
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,548
Help us!
401
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,632
Anybody?
402
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,301
Hello?
403
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,220
[shouting, clamoring continues]
404
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,933
[lever squeaks, switches]
405
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,398
- [sighs] All right.
- Okay, okay. Come on, come on.
406
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:02,484
- [clamoring]
- [Costopoulos] Okay, okay. Okay.
407
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,152
[stammering]
408
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:14,663
Miss...
409
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,082
Myrtle.
410
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,461
Irrespective of destination...
411
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,757
I'd hope to accompany you.
412
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:28,927
Okay.
413
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:29,845
[both chuckle]
414
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:31,597
Let's go see
what all the fuss is about, right?
415
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,348
- Great.
- [both chuckle]
416
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:36,351
W-We'll see the fuss together.
417
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,145
[both laugh]
418
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,568
And if there are any violations,
you'll be there to report them.
419
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,071
Or, maybe... [inhales sharply]
420
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,867
...they'll remain "unpertorted."
421
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:12,095
[PilotBot] Initiating prelaunch sequence.
All systems are go.
422
00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:41,834
Mom.
423
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:46,213
- [stammers] Hey. Hi, hi, hi.
- H-Hi.
424
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,422
It's Joey.
425
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:50,926
Joey...
426
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,555
you remember?
427
00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:59,476
Of course. It's Joey.
428
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,272
It's okay if you don't.
429
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,486
- Sorry.
- It's okay. Mom, it's okay.
430
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,113
- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
431
00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:14,283
You just-- You just need some time, right?
You just need a little time.
432
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:15,909
It's okay, Marie.
433
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,830
Oh, wow. [chuckles]
434
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:22,249
I missed you.
435
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,586
It's Jack?
436
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,670
That's right.
437
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:27,754
[chuckles, sobs]
438
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,176
I'm happy you're here, Jack.
439
00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:39,558
[sighs]
440
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,185
[sighs]
441
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:43,145
I gotta take a leak before liftoff.
442
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,027
[groans]
443
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,490
Oh, Jesus. Fuck!
444
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,037
[passengers chattering]
445
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:02,331
[Hank, Scooter chuckle]
446
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,297
[Walt] Here we go, little buddy.
447
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,968
First run with precious cargo.
448
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,597
You take care of them up there!
449
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:19,848
[PilotBot] Roger, control.
450
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:24,978
Whoa.
451
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,233
- [Shirley] Stop!
- [Eddie] Hey!
452
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,693
- No! Wait! Wait! Come on!
- Everybody's on there!
453
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,028
They're all on the rocket!
454
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:34,613
- Hey, where's Jack?
- Oh.
455
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:37,407
Oh, Jack left.
456
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:38,951
Don't be crazy now.
457
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:42,871
Of course not.
We're about to be very rich.
458
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,999
- And I'm just pushing a button.
- [both] No--
459
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,502
[rocket engine starting]
460
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:51,505
[announcer] Engines engaged.
Thirty seconds to liftoff.
461
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:53,423
[alarm blaring]
462
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,635
[announcer] Engines engaged.
Thirty seconds to liftoff.
463
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:00,722
[sighs, sniffs]
464
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,601
- Aw. [chuckles]
- [Joey chuckles]
465
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:08,105
That's, uh-- That's homecoming. Um...
466
00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,483
We'd been going steady for a while.
467
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:13,944
We were, uh...
468
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,656
We were pretty happy.
469
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,911
Oh, yeah, that was the day Joey was born.
470
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,246
[laughs] Look at you, kid.
471
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,669
We do. We look so happy together.
472
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:41,221
You know, we-- we had-- we had a lot
of great years, the three of us...
473
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,266
[stammers] ...and we got a lot more coming.
474
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,893
[chuckles]
475
00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:48,103
Good. That's good.
476
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,313
[Jack] You said it, Joe.
477
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,817
We raised an amazing kid, sweetheart.
478
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,862
- Good.
- [Jack chuckles]
479
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:06,079
[announcer] Sixteen, fifteen, fourteen,
480
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:11,835
thirteen, twelve, eleven,
481
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:18,258
ten, nine, eight,
482
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:24,598
seven, six, five
483
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,644
four, three...
484
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:32,064
- [grunting]
- [announcer] ...two,
485
00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:33,357
one.
486
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:37,194
- Liftoff.
- [rocket rumbles]
487
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,430
Wow! [breathes deeply]
488
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:08,767
That's goddamn beautiful.
489
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:13,313
We did that, Joe. [chuckles]
490
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,524
Do you see that, Mom?
491
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:18,360
It's on its way to the moon.
492
00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:24,616
And one day, we'll go up there together.
493
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:27,411
Right.
494
00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,205
[laughs] My God, yes.
495
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,666
Watching the Earth rise.
496
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,961
Every care you ever had,
a quarter million miles away.
497
00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:37,796
You out in our lunar garden.
498
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,048
Me and Joe...
499
00:30:41,717 --> 00:30:43,552
tossing the jet ball around.
500
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:46,555
I mean, what could be better?
Right, sweetheart?
501
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,935
Yeah. What could be better, right?
502
00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:57,900
Jack?
503
00:30:58,567 --> 00:30:59,568
Yeah?
504
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:05,115
[inhales shakily]
We weren't really that happy...
505
00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:09,077
were we?
506
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,672
Hi there, I'm out delivering smiles.
507
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,091
[barking]