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又是我,卡斯托波洛斯探員,蕭特先生

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我在之前的訊息中提過

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我們很快就必須蒐集“相肝”證據

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而且,我也有責任提醒你

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你依法有“義烏”交回辦公室中
所有的錄音設備

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越“乖”越好

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你的郡感謝你,祝晚上愉快

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明天見

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只是一堆煙霧彈,對吧?

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稍縱即逝

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沒這麼不堪吧?

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我們可以直上天際耶

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讓那些投資人跟愛抱怨的顧客
看見我們的用心

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就能解決問題,價格上漲,金錢入袋

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好,瞭解

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傑克

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這些人永遠都很悲慘

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他們生命中唯一的問題是
“誰先海削他們?”

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習慣就好

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你好,貴客
需要我幫你安排交通工具嗎?

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佳節愉快,要再來一杯美味飲品嗎?

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沒這麼糟啦

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是啊,可惜我不能對你比中指

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但是拜託
我依舊很感謝你替我支付這個玩意

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聽著,無論你倆需要什麼
都跟我說,好嗎?

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- 你看
- 要熱巧克力嗎?

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明天還會有更多進來

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發射的完美天氣

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嘿,萬里無雲時
最適合漫無目的發射火箭

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坦白說,我只想知道我們何時能拿到
下一筆封口費?

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嘿,或許...

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告訴小雪,我依舊把你倆當成搭檔

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- 可以共享利潤跟...
- 拜託你別說了

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天啊,我滿腦子做著不切實際的夢想

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佳節愉快

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你應該走了

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就當我跟你揮手道別

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嘿,小雪

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嘿,很高興我能幫上忙

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並且盡力彌補與喬的關係...

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就...還有...

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妳不要以為我沒有照顧客戶,好嗎?

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所有人我都有顧到

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你嘴裡吐出來的話他媽的有差嗎?

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要來一杯薄荷杜松子酒加熱巧克力嗎?

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耶誕快樂

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喬,我還是沒有你的消息,表示還有希望

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明天或許是我們久別之前最後一次見面

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你應該比我更瞭解狀況

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但無論你怎麼決定
還有無論最後我去哪裡

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你是我兒子,我以你為榮

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我們共度的那段時間...

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是我這輩子最美好的時光

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說來有趣

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若沒有真相攪局,一切會有多美好

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《明天會更好!》

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我會把這個留在這裡

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希望不會被移走

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也希望妳幾乎準備好回到我們身邊

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我不確定這些人跟他們的鬧劇能演多久

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如何?

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適合發射的完美天氣

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乘客已經陸續來了

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他們會降落在雨海

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你的月球團隊會在那裡跟他們見面

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沒問題,完全不必擔心

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跟你說...

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我會需要你的幫忙

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燈亮的時候,我們就能發射了

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但由你按下發射鈕

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你確定嗎?

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- 就當我是懦夫吧,我怕舊事重演
- 不,好的

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傑克,他們會很喜歡月球

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你爸會以你為傲

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對,或許吧

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很好

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- 好
- 他媽的神奇科技,是吧?

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再練習一次

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什麼?妳把難度降低成紙杯嗎?

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好驚人,我把紙杯捏碎

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艾迪尼可斯先生請收信

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艾迪尼可斯先生

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“報佳音”

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- 什麼?
- 天啊

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連夜潛逃,不付利息

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好的,咱們解決這件事,一了百了

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- 他媽的放開我
- 嘿,放開她

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放開我

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- 我說夠了,放開她
- 你最好小心一點

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你要...

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媽的,雪莉,我無法鬆手

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別他媽的殺了他

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要讓這隻手聽懂才行,試試看他媽的手語

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天啊

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(亮面月球住宅)

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(你更美好的明天從今天開始)

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嘿

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你來了

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天啊,喬,看看你

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- 我無法告訴你...
- 傑克,別說了

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這個,你看見了嗎?

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我如何處理它,得由你決定

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比較像是由你決定吧

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我或許不希望你去坐牢

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但我不能讓你送那些人上月球

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當然不會,我就是要來解決這個問題

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跟著我做,會很容易的

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特別是有了你的幫忙

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畢林斯先生

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你準備讓某些人的夢想成真了嗎?

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這要看是誰的夢想,對吧?

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塞爾文太太,我的王牌業務員,喬蕭特

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今天來確保一切順利進行

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蕭特先生,幸會

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希望你有買一或兩個單位

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我聽說價格上漲了

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我記得我爸打造這個地方的時候

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我當時九或十歲

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我把他當成該死的笨蛋,做這種春秋大夢

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我花了大半輩子恨他
覺得他很失敗,而且...

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或許是我看不出來他更長遠的計畫

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當時若我懂事,就能擁有一切

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我早該睜大雙眼,看個清楚

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...想弄清楚同樣的事

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- 半途殺出...
- 你在胡說八道

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嘿,傑克,你來了

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進來弄清楚這件事,好嗎?

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傑克,這是怎麼回事?

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畢林斯先生,我下令今天的航班停飛

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- 我要拘留你
- 什麼?

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逮捕立即生效

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因為你“違緩”鐵路“滯溜”37B4C條款

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好幾項詐欺罪名

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你被逮捕了

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- 請配合逮捕官員
- 等等

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無論今天你多想興風作浪
都無法阻止這些好人

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飛向十萬八千里外的美好新生活

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還有,對了

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我要親自飛上去,確保這些人開心滿意

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我也想邀你,但你想必分身乏術

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忙著栽贓誠實的生意人

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- 而且沒有絲毫證據
- 蕭特先生

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請拿出“證季”

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嘿,你看他做什麼?

145
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他跟我一樣希望這些人開心

146
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所以今天他要跟我一起飛上去

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我們會把顧客當成家人一樣照顧

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蕭特先生

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“證季”

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拿去

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你忘了放入“縮證”錄音帶

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沒有這種錄音帶

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你讓我以為可以“當蝦”將他定罪

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天啊,先生,真抱歉,但是你誤會了

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搞定了,各位,抱歉發生這種事

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但是現在,賀伯,打開登機門

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讓這些好人順利飛向星辰吧

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傑克,謝了

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傑克,旅途愉快

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向來如此

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001航班的旅客正在登機,前往亮面

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你覺得這樣很好玩嗎?

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毀掉所有人的一切?

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小子,我們本來早就能登機了

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- 嘿,一切還好嗎?
- 我好興奮

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萊斯特

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我就知道你會來

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告訴我你的人生不能沒有我

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其實,本案依舊缺乏“切鑿”的罪證

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不...

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萊斯特,你走吧

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祝你一生愉快
帶著你的罪證跟公事包,還有...

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他媽的罪證

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跟上

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15分鐘後發射

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歡迎登機

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喬瑟夫

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- 歡迎
- 嘿

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- 真人服務,非常有品味
- 是啊,非常

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- 你知道酒是不是免費的嗎?
- 嗨,薩爾

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- 應該是
- 嘿,安頓好,坐下吧

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經過三天舒適又奢華的航程
你們就能展開新生活了

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喬瑟夫,你願意原諒我嗎?

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我誤會你了

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哈圖尼恩先生,謝謝,這段航程會很精彩

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(現在登機)

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梅森先生與梅森太太,祝旅途愉快

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茱兒、史庫特、傑克森、法蘭基、小寶

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謝謝

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- 好,我們走吧
- 波特先生,謝謝你

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他們出發了

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小賀,太棒了,我們讓這一切成真

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賀伯蓋伊波特,看到你我差點很開心

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傑克要我們把這個帶上機,這很重要

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聽起來我能處理

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- 等等
- 不

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- 這是什麼?
- 貝蒂的手提行李

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我們要踏上一段能促進事業
著重家庭的星際旅程

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我瞭解這對你而言很難接受

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看見我的努力與野心有了回報

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不,賀伯

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傑克是騙徒,月球是騙局,好嗎?

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所以,放棄吧,以免讓自己受傷

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小賀,他們向來嫉妒你展翅高飛

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真是可悲

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天啊,他倆都沒救了

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我倆永遠都有救

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不,好的
不,賀伯,你儘管展翅高飛吧

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最後你會違法佔用月球採礦營

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賣衣服換馬鈴薯粉

211
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,527
乞求一個獨眼罪犯帶你回地球

212
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,695
天啊

213
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,032
歡迎登上亮面號

214
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,993
天啊,很了不起吧?

215
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:35,667
跟你們說,今天這種日子
讓我的工作有了回報

216
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,754
我可以跟你們這些上等人一起度過

217
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:43,050
我們已經進入發射程序的最後階段

218
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,302
所以現在請各位拿出

219
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:50,682
V63內大氣層安全背心

220
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,725
感恩

221
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,560
是V63

222
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,192
我沒有背心

223
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,402
沒人提過背心的事

224
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,238
我也找不到,我們需要穿背心嗎?

225
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:07,074
沒背心你就送我們上太空?

226
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,325
不...女士

227
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,702
沒事,這只是一項規定

228
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,704
以防萬一...

229
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,624
賀伯,你來了,我們正想看見你

230
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,417
沒問題

231
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,795
賀伯,我確定你不會忽略這件事

232
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,549
但乘客們似乎找不到他們的V63背心

233
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,179
那聽起來是一個問題

234
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,182
不,賀伯,別跟我說你忘了

235
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,727
交給我

236
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,230
天啊,這...太尷尬了

237
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,440
但我得請各位先下機

238
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,611
去配備室重新量尺寸
再準備出發,好嗎?

239
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,947
- 什麼?我們又得下去?
- 天啊

240
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,450
先生,你們要先穿上背心,才能起飛

241
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,371
這些愚蠢的規矩不是我們訂的
但是天啊,我們得遵從規定

242
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,791
各位,我真的很抱歉

243
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,669
賀伯非常抱歉帶給各位不便

244
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,629
但我願意負全責

245
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,382
我是老闆,我道歉

246
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:06,925
各位,沒關係

247
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,468
謝謝你,年輕人

248
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,180
- 至少有人顧及我們的需求
- 出去吧

249
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,898
我們會請任務控制中心暫停發射

250
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:24,193
- 賀伯,由你負責,對吧?
- 沒問題,傑克,我不會再次讓你失望

251
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,992
好,他們究竟要去哪裡?

252
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,285
不去哪裡

253
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,537
(緊急關閉)

254
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,832
暫時不去

255
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,793
但我們讓那艘火箭升空之後
最新的投資人就會給我們

256
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,422
需要的每一分錢
替他們每一個人打造美輪美奐的房子

257
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,634
我認為讓他們
在故障的電梯裡待幾分鐘是值得的

258
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,595
嘿,拜託,這完全就是你想要的

259
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,598
若沒有你,我絕對不會想去嘗試

260
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,852
是啊,我們的確完成很多事
沒有真相攪局

261
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:04,650
你別一副還害怕的樣子
剛才你成功騙過他們耶

262
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,547
我怎麼在這裡?

263
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,552
有人嗎?

264
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,733
傑克,停下來

265
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,364
- 哇,很高興見到你們
- 你他媽的不能這麼做

266
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,242
- 賀伯在上面,而且大家都...
- 等等

267
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,952
有些人質疑我

268
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,704
但是小雪,我以為妳比他們聰明

269
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:03,333
看,大家都在裡面

270
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,253
他們責怪電梯害他們錯過這段旅程

271
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,548
投資人想發射,我就讓他們發射

272
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:10,632
但是,嘿

273
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:16,221
若妳想阻止,如我所說,我們全都是搭檔

274
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,981
他們在裡面,卻完全狀況外?

275
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,317
我們會跟他們說出了機械問題

276
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,776
延遲幾個月發射

277
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:36,575
我的過去不光彩
但是小雪,這個計畫感覺行得通

278
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,083
就這麼辦

279
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,176
夫人,抱歉讓妳等

280
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,261
你們所有人聽好

281
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:59,723
今天很忙,是適合發射的完美天氣

282
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,558
傑克,很高興你回來了

283
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,562
畢林斯先生,月球是全新的領域
但塞爾文小姐從來不會誤導我們

284
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,524
我們只希望你的執行力能符合你的願景

285
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,484
- 並且按表操課
- 天啊,先生們

286
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:11,860
你們假裝很理智

287
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,113
然而我們知道火箭一旦升空
各方就會搶著投資我們

288
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:19,576
所以,咱們瞧瞧誰夠帶種
可以擊退對手,買下我們的公司

289
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,498
他們都自以為很精明

290
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,292
跟著別人一起跳下懸崖

291
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,630
小子,仔細聽
這位小姐可以教你很多東西

292
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,092
那麼,傑克,剛才你在上面做什麼?

293
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,304
足以讓他們繼續做夢

294
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,617
退下

295
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,662
退下

296
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,375
聽著

297
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,711
退下

298
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:13,672
退後

299
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:15,799
退下

300
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,636
退下

301
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,350
退下

302
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,978
不要跟著我

303
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,860
傑克惡搞我們

304
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,238
如果沒有他,現在我們早就登上火箭了

305
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,698
我恨他

306
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:40,991
不,小親親

307
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,453
他是我生命中第三棒的導師

308
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,749
我確定他正在非常努力讓我們升空

309
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,004
喬,你願意動手嗎?

310
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,090
當然

311
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,763
小傑,你的瑪莉醒了

312
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,891
- 立刻回家,她想見你
- 等等,媽

313
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,184
說慢一點,什麼?

314
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:10,938
聽著,我不在乎你是否要去
他媽的木星上殖民

315
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:15,943
若你還有絲毫的良心
就要回家,回到你的歸屬

316
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,909
媽,我們馬上過去

317
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,412
你把那個給塞爾文小姐吧

318
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,873
她必須靠自己處理剩下的事

319
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:31,875
瑪莉是誰?

320
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,670
她是我的妻子

321
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,506
他的母親

322
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:41,426
家人是可以選擇的,你知道嗎?

323
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,262
妳會善用那個按鈕

324
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,516
嘿,這樣可以嗎?

325
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,351
我可以送你過去,給你一點時間

326
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,061
傑克,她要找你

327
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,188
反正我人生中的每一件事都由不得我

328
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,148
對,嘿,但我們可以一起面對這件事

329
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,984
- 你想脫身嗎?
- 不

330
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,530
過去20年來,我滿腦子想著這件事

331
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,079
我相信

332
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,028
我們被困在這裡,而且傑克不會來救我們

333
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,529
若你無法承認...

334
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,534
小賀,說吧,是他惡搞我們

335
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,745
說吧,以免我尖叫

336
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,038
好啦

337
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:53,749
他...

338
00:22:57,753 --> 00:22:58,754
惡搞...

339
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,340
我們

340
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,342
若這不是肺腑之言,就沒意義

341
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,676
他惡搞我們

342
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,769
傑克惡搞我們

343
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:17,523
傑克惡搞我們

344
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,984
來吧,鄰居們

345
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,238
讓我們出去,登上那艘火箭

346
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,077
- 讓我們出去,登上那艘火箭,喂
- 喂

347
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,917
我們在電梯裡

348
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:41,380
- 下面有小孩
- 嘿,有人嗎?

349
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,548
救救我們

350
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,632
有人在嗎?

351
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,301
有人嗎?

352
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,398
- 好的
- 好了,快點

353
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,484
好了...

354
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:14,663
小姐

355
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,082
茉托

356
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,461
無論我們要去哪裡

357
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,757
我都希望能陪伴妳

358
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:28,927
好的

359
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,597
咱們去看看有什麼好大驚小怪的,好嗎?

360
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:32,973
太好了

361
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,351
我們一起去大驚小怪

362
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,568
如果有任何違規事宜,你就會舉報他們

363
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,529
或者,或許...

364
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,867
他們不會被“舉包”

365
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:12,095
啟動發射前程序,所有系統就緒

366
00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:41,834
媽

367
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:46,213
- 嘿,嗨
- 嗨

368
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,422
我是喬伊

369
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:50,926
喬伊啊

370
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,555
妳記得嗎?

371
00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:59,476
當然記得,你是喬伊

372
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,272
若妳不記得也沒關係

373
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,486
- 抱歉
- 媽,沒關係...

374
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,113
- 我真的很抱歉
- 沒關係

375
00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:14,283
妳只是需要一點時間,好嗎?
妳只是需要一些時間

376
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:15,909
瑪莉,沒關係

377
00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:19,830
哇

378
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:22,249
我好想妳

379
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,586
你是傑克嗎?

380
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,670
對

381
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,176
傑克,我很高興你來了

382
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:43,145
我得在發射前去尿尿

383
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,490
天啊,幹

384
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,297
小兄弟,出發了

385
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,968
第一批珍貴的貨物即將升空

386
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,597
你要好好照顧他們

387
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:19,848
收到,控制中心

388
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,233
- 住手
- 嘿

389
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,693
- 不,等等,別這樣
- 大家都在上面

390
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,196
- 他們全都在火箭上
- 嘿,傑克在哪裡?

391
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:37,407
傑克走了

392
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:38,951
妳現在別做傻事

393
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:42,871
當然不會,我們即將暴富

394
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,999
- 何況我只是按一個鈕
- 不

395
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:51,505
引擎啟動,30秒之後發射

396
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,635
引擎啟動,30秒之後發射

397
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,062
那是返校舞會

398
00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,483
我們穩定交往了一陣子

399
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:13,652
當時我們...

400
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,656
相當快樂

401
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,911
對,喬伊在那天出生

402
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,246
小子,瞧瞧你

403
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,669
沒錯,我們看起來好快樂

404
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:41,221
我們三人快樂地過了好幾年...

405
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,266
以後也會繼續快樂下去

406
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:48,103
很好,那很好

407
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,313
喬,你說得對

408
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,817
親愛的,我們養出一個很棒的孩子

409
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,195
很好

410
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:06,079
16、15、14

411
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:11,835
13、12、11

412
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:18,258
十、九、八

413
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:24,598
七、六、五

414
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,644
四、三

415
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:30,938
二

416
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,357
一

417
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,359
發射

418
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,012
哇

419
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:08,767
太美了

420
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:12,896
喬,我們辦到了

421
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,524
媽,妳有看見嗎?

422
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:18,360
它正要前往月球

423
00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:24,616
有朝一日,我們也會一起上去

424
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:27,411
對

425
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,205
天啊,沒錯

426
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,666
看著地球上升

427
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,961
妳所有的煩憂都能拋到九霄雲外

428
00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:37,796
妳置身我們的月球花園

429
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,048
我跟喬...

430
00:30:41,717 --> 00:30:43,552
在玩噴氣球

431
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:46,555
還有什麼更好的呢?親愛的,對吧?

432
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,935
對,我們可以過得更好,對吧?

433
00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:57,900
傑克

434
00:30:58,567 --> 00:30:59,568
什麼事?

435
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,115
我們其實沒那麼快樂

436
00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:09,077
對吧?

437
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,672
嗨,你好,我來放送微笑

438
00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,741
字幕翻譯:邱瑤仙