All the furniture in here that you see,
from an aesthetic standpoint, kind of works together.
There's one more room upstairs. Our kid's bedroom.
I mean, you have a 9,000 square foot house.
But you've got the three kids in the smallest room of the house.
-That's kind of hostile vibes. -[Jeff] Yeah.
It could go up six inches, down a foot,
and that could be a really nice, big window
-with the floating tub in front of it. -It'd be so beautiful.
I can't wait to see the finished product.
I think to have a bigger closet with my things in it
and a better bathroom, it'll be more of a place to get away.
Real lawn, I'm looking for a real lawn.
-Real lawn. -[Anthony chuckling]
I'm Anthony Anderson, back for season two.
Probably going to be here through season six
given all the work that we need to do at my house
because of slow-ass Jeff Lewis.
Take your shoes off before you enter my house.
-I already know that. -[Anthony chuckling]
♪ Yeah, it feels too good like a picture-perfect day ♪
♪ It's so good, so righteous hug your mom I wanna say ♪
♪♪
-Oh, hi, Tobey. Oh, boy. -What are you doing?
You see that bicycle back there?
-Yeah. Oh, my God. -He jumped right over it.
Right over it. Just jumped like it was nothing.
...So, watch your drinks.
...Do you want to address Josh Duhamel's first, Megan?
We've already ordered the light fixtures, the dimmers are in.
-We have to get the window installed? -[Megan] Yes, we also
haven't bought slabs. That's what we have to look at tomorrow.
-Shit, we need a bathroom mirror, too. -Do you have someone who's gonna do that?
What about what we did at Hidden Valley? That didn't--
-We built it ourselves, remember? -They did, like, a frame
and then they plywood, and then we had the LED go around it,
and then we just glued the mirror on.
-And then it fell off the wall. It did. -And then it fell off the wall.
-And then we had it fixed. -Are you sure?
At Josh's house we replaced the floors, we've already drywalled,
we're ready for paint. We already framed out the shower.
We hot-mopped the shower. We did all the rough plumbing.
So now, we can start doing the pretty stuff.
Okay. All right. So, that's Josh.
-Now, can we go to Reggie now? -Yes, we can.
-Okay. What's going on with that? -We're waiting on
-the bunk bed and sconces, which should-- -When will that be in?
We scheduled Kevin to come and install them on Friday,
-and finish all the electrical, like, -That's not bad.
put the outlet plates in, put the switches in.
We are getting close to wrapping up Reggie Bush's kid's room.
What's nice about this business is that
sometimes you work with people for three weeks.
Sometimes you work with them for three years.
But it's nice to end one project and start another.
And that's a new neighborhood, a new challenge.
A new personality, um, and you know, I become friends with a lot of my clients.
So, it's like new friends as well.
Who's next?
Christina Ricci.
When does she move out? Do you know?
-Twenty-first. -Twenty-first.
So, we have to get started on that this month.
So, we have a new client.
Christina Ricci's a very successful actress.
She's doing really well right now
with all of these shows she's doing and all these projects.
So she's thinking about selling, but she needs my help
to maximize the resale value of the house.
[Megan] How long is she out for?
We have free rein. She just wants to make it nice.
-Stage it. Sell it. Boom. -Okay. That's great.
Why don't you and I plan on going out there Monday, Megan.
Let's get Reggie done. Get Josh done.
Oh, shit, we gotta talk about Anthony. That's a nightmare.
It really is.
We are a bit behind on Anthony's project, yes.
It's a big project.
And he doesn't want to wait 12 months to use his backyard
He wants to use his backyard now. But a lot is going in
to plans and permitting. 'Cause I want to make sure it's perfect.
Anthony's is never going to get finished. Maybe season 30.
Wait, what?
[Jeff] Uh, we're gonna make a left.
Tampa, in point three, at the light.
You'll see a Carl's Jr. on your right, so you'll turn left.
Don't go to Carl's Jr.
-Again. -Again.
I mean, we're really becoming experts on valley properties.
[Jeff] I know this neighborhood that Christina lives in.
It's a very nice little neighborhood. Nice little pocket.
-Yeah. -Hot pocket.
-It is a hot pocket. -Uh huh.
♪ Ooh ooh ooh! ♪
♪ Honey on my tongue but you're so much sweeter ♪
♪ Oh, you're a keeper ♪
♪ And I think I need ya ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh! ♪
♪♪
[Shane] I like the Christmas lights.
-[Jeff] They're literally on. -[Megan] They're on.
[Megan] Lot of work to take 'em down, put 'em back up.
Take 'em down, put 'em back up.
-[Jeff] We're in what, May? -[Shane] They're Easter lights.
[Megan] Yeah, there you go.
[Shane] 4th of July. Think there's some red and blue in there.
-Before you know it, it's Halloween. -There's orange.
[doorbell chimes]
-Hi, hi -[Jeff] Hi, how are you?
I'm Christina, it's so nice to meet you. This is Mark.
-Hi, Mark. How are you? -Good, thanks. How yourself?
I'm Christina Ricci. I am an actress and producer.
I'm Mark Hampton, and I'm a hairdresser.
[Ricci] I have a TV show called 'Yellowjackets.'
Its second season is out right now.
But everybody always seems to recognize me as having played Wednesday
when I was younger.
Still, 35 years later.
[chuckles]
[Ricci] Welcome to our house.
[Jeff] It's a cute house.
[Ricci] It's cluttered. [chuckles]
I used to watch 'Flipping Out' with my sister all the time,
so I'm very excited about this.
I hope he's just pleasantly like, Oh, this has got potential.
-Yeah. -He's gonna mock us a little bit.
Well, we're definitely getting made fun of for the Christmas lights.
[chuckles] Yeah.
It's a little cluttered. We have a baby and an eight-year-old.
-And so, we're used--Yes. -You have a baby?
She's sixteen months old.
-Oh, congratulations. -You're about to see a lot of baby gear.
-How long have you been in this house? -[Ricci] Almost five years.
But it hasn't been remodeled or touched, I think, since the late '90s.
So, it needs some newness.
-'Cause you're gonna end up reselling. -Yeah.
[Jeff] If you did sell it, you need to make it more appealing
-to the buyers, right? -Yeah.
This house was bought to be fixed up and to be renovated.
But after we moved in,
all the sudden, all this life happened, you know.
I had to go do Yellowjackets in Canada.
Then, all the sudden I was pregnant, then we had a baby,
so we're finally at a place where like, things are calm enough
and we can actually do it.
I mean, it's a really beautiful place, is all.
Now we're kind of growing so quickly, I'd sort of
like to have a little bit more space, so you'll be able to run around.
And that's another thing too, the kids mess up the house so much
we were sort of like, waiting till a stage when maybe
they wouldn't mess it up as much.
It's time.
The only thing I did was accidentally pick the wrong paint color.
And it was supposed to be like a soft gray and it was Robin's egg blue.
-It has blue tint to it, yeah. -It's horrible. [chuckles]
So, we're gonna paint it white.
Okay, and then, what are your biggest issues here?
-Is it the kitchen? -Well, the kitchen...
So this used to be even more hideous than it is now.
It's a tiny kitchen and this is an odd-sized island...
-[Jeff] It's small. -...The cut-out for the fridge
is way bigger than the fridge itself, so it looks kind of janky.
Oh, good. That's nice.
We're terrible at organizing things, so we love stuff.
You're not terrible. I don't think it's terrible.
Did this move?
Yeah, it's not really-- I mean, you'll find a lot of things
-in this house are a little flimsy. -Oh yeah, it just kinda moves.
[Ricci] The other thing too that is an issue is this weird...
-[Jeff] That's terrible. -[Ricci] ...It's so terrible.
-Why did they do fake skylights? -I think it used to be fluorescent.
It is. It is. Like, I put this diffusion thing on here
'cause it's just fluorescent lights under there.
For such a big, open, living room, family room space,
the kitchen is tiny.
It makes... no sense.
Just imagine if we visually extended the kitchen.
Because I think we could probably widen the island, extend the island.
I think we could extend this little area here.
So if you wanted like, a built-in microwave...
And let's just say, coffee maker. ...We could stack those right there.
And we'll give you a first pass.
We'll draw it out and we'll render it for you.
-So that way you guys can visualize it. -Yeah.
I mean, I wanted to redo this kitchen since the day I saw it.
-It was depressing. -[Mark] Yeah.
-It just needs like, a facelift. -Yeah.
The whole kitchen.
Now, the Christmas lights outside, um...
-[Mark] You love 'em, right? -...I notice that they're on also.
My son is always like,
"Ugh, it's so embarrassing. We still have the Christmas lights up."
-[laughs] -Yeah,
-we judge you the second we drove up. -I'm sure. We're having trouble
figuring out how to turn them off.
-I think if you just follow the cord. -We don't have the best, sort of...
-We're not very organized, -...system.
-[Jeff] Okay. -We need assistance. So...
-You don't have an assistant? -No. But I'm gonna get one soon.
-Yeah. -[all laughing]
-I'ma grow up sometime soon. -She's like, I'ma get on that.
I don't understand people's issue with leaving Christmas lights up all year.
I don't feel like it's that crazy or abnormal.
I like Christmas and also, the colored balls, yeah.
-Ready to see the bathroom? -Are we doing bathrooms?
-I thought we were just doing the kitchen. -Yeah. No.
No, I needed him to see the bathrooms
so he can understand how badly we need to have that bathroom redone.
This one bathroom we really, really need some help on.
-[Jeff] So the primary's up here. -[Mark] Yeah.
[Ricci] We would like to sell the house as soon as possible.
So that bathroom needs to be fixed.
it just has to not like-- Not be laughable when you walk in.
-What kinda tub is that? -[Ricci] Look how huge this tub--
[Ricci] It's stupid. it's so stupid. It's like the dumbest thing ever.
Like what size people-- Like, how many people
-need to take a shower at the same time? -[Jeff] ...Half the bathroom is shower.
[Jeff] They were swingers.
-[Ricci] Are you serious? -Oh yeah, I've seen this before.
Shane, come here. Have you been here before?
-[all laughing] -Oh, I've seen this shower.
-[Megan] Look familiar? -[Shane] Yeah.
[Jeff] There's a lot of room in here.
In multi-million dollar homes, I think buyers expect certain things.
A newer kitchen. Newer bathrooms.
This is like a needy, needy, sad bathroom.
-We'll address this. -[Ricci] Okay.
The kitchen, I think that's probably number one for resale.
But I tend to agree with Christina. We need to do that bathroom.
The whole thing needs to be gutted and reconfigured.
[Jeff] We'll see you next week. Nice meeting you.
-Nice meeting you guys. -Bye guys, thanks so much.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪♪
[Megan] I'm at home here. I just walk right in.
-[Jeff] Tile is pretty. Looks good. -[Shane] Really good.
[Jeff] Do you want to make this all long-hanging?
-This, then the double... -Short, and then those, yes.
...drawers, shelves, shelves, drawers. Then I think it's a good closet.
I do, too. That's a full-length mirror.
But electrical over here, it's behind the drawers.
Well, we guess we gotta move it.
-That's 32, but that's-- -Hey, let me sit there.
-I mean, 32 is all you need. -[Megan] Yeah.
Audra had her clothes kinda cramped into these two or three closets.
Small closets.
So, it almost felt like she was kinda living out of a suitcase.
You said, at one point you thought that this should be a marble.
Yeah, and I think we should do marble in his kitchenette, too.
-He's saying he wants it done nice. -He wants it done right.
If Josh didn't switch closets,
I mean, it'd be kind of a douchey thing to do.
Which shows me, you know, he cares about her and he's a gentleman.
And I've noticed sometimes like, once in a while,
like, you'll have a couple get on an airplane and like,
you get one upgrade, so you've got one seat in first class.
That husband's a dick if he takes that upgrade, right?
I was in a similar situation. I let my stepmom take first class.
I sat in coach, row 44. It was hell. It was hell.
I didn't have any food or water for five and a half hours.
What was your question?
[chuckles]
And then the window is coming soon, but here's the problem...
Before the window gets installed, we should probably talk to Matt
and find out how he's gonna get a 1,000-pound tub
into this house without cracking this?
He might have to pull it through the window with a crane.
[Shane] A crane?
It's 1,000 pounds!
I feel like you just need one of the big carts from Costco.
-You wanna help out? -Is this a slab or is this...
[Megan] We're on raised foundation.
I'm very concerned about this. Have you talked to him about this?
[Megan] Matt? Do you want me to call him?
Will you ask him what the plan is for a 1,000-pound tub?
You know, Audra fell in love with this beautiful stone tub, which...
I thought was some sort of resin material that looked like stone.
Mm-mm. It's solid stone.
So, solid stone turns out, is real heavy.
-Matt? -Hey, how are you, Megan?
I'm good. I'm here with Jeff, and we have a question for you.
-Yes? -The bathtub is 1,000 pounds.
What plan would you have to get it in the house?
-Would you take it through the front door? -I have no clue.
Honestly, I don't remember recalling that it was that heavy.
That's a very heavy tub.
We're gonna have to rebuild the house to accommodate this tub.
[MATT] On this type of square we probably need to with like piers and 4x4s
to support a sub-floor over there. It's a raised foundation.
And if it's 1,000 pounds right now, with water it's gonna be a lot.
[mouths] Right through the floor.
Okay, here's the thing...
and this has happened with Megan and I before.
Megan has natural talent.
But she's not detail-oriented, at all.
She doesn't ask the right questions.
It is my fault. I need to follow-up with Megan
and I need to say, "Hey
...how much does that tub weigh?" I need to ask that.
I-It's my--It's my fault. It's my fault.
Even though it's Megan's fault, it's my fault.
I wonder if we return the tub.
Well, she loves that tub.
This like, appealed on me like, we didn't know it was 1,000 pounds.
Not only can we not get it in the house,
-we have to reinforce the sub-floor. -[Megan] Right.
God knows how much that's gonna cost.
So, there's a crawlspace at Josh's underneath the bathroom,
but it's a very, very tight crawlspace.
So, the only way to reinforce the floor is to tear up the tile,
and tear out the sub-floor,
and then reinforce the floor. We're not gonna do that.
So now, I get to tell my client,
"Hey, you know that tub that you love that we built the whole bathroom around?
We gotta return it."
She loves that tub, but can you imagine those two
getting in the tub together and then ending up in the crawlspace?
That wouldn't be good.
-Can I-- -Hold on a second. Lay back.
-Oh, my God, that's gonna be-- -[all giggling]
Come on.
It's my first time shopping with Reggie and Lilit and their children.
[Reggie] Come over here, though. Really? Come here.
It's my first time mattress shopping with any children at all. Ever.
"Stop guessing. Start here."
This feels like, chaotic to me.
But they're fun and they're happy.
-All right, these are for the boys. -[Megan] For the bunk beds.
They're both different. You have to try that one and this one.
And then you try that one and this one.
-[Megan] They're really comfortable. -[giggles] This is good.
-[Jeff] You like that one? -[Reggie] Oh, my God.
This one is vibrating.
Now you get to pick out your own mattress, too.
What? Y'all bed is gonna be my bed.
I love the fact that we get the chance to involve our kids in this process.
Because this is something that I think is gonna be a great memory for them.
[Lilit] They want to be part of the creative process,
so I'm just really, really glad they got to come along today.
You know all those times that y'all like to come in our room late at night?
No problem now. No problem, 'cause we switch.
-Just come tap me, and then we'll switch. -[shared laughter]
-What's your favorite part about the bed? -It has a bluetooth speaker,
um, connected to it, and it also vibrates.
I'm a little worried about Agyeman, right now. [chuckling]
The little one, where did he go?
-[Jeff] You wanna use the phone? -He's just calling China.
Who are you calling?
[Agyeman] It's not in service.
I'm gonna call 911.
No, no, no, don't call 911. That's not good. No, no.
-What happened? -Well, they could send police,
-they could send fire. No, no, no, no, no. -Oh, police.
No, no, no, no, no. I thought it was a productive day.
I taught them how to answer the phone.
I taught them how to jump on the mattresses.
[Jeff chuckling]
I taught them how to shred important documents.
Do auto. There we go.
[children] Shred, shred, shred, shred, shred, shred, shred.
[Megan] What are they doing?
-[Agyeman] Guys, I'm done. -[Jeff] All right, you're next.
I dunno if Sit 'n Sleep appreciated it.
But I think it was good experience for the kids.
We had a good time. The kids and I.
Megan, did you narrow down what we're getting?
-What have you been doing? -Babysitting.
And we also found mattresses.
What do you guys think?
-Yup! I want this one. -We're gonna go with the two twins,
the full with the vibration and the soundbar
-and all that for the full bed. -[Reggie] We just want it all.
-[Megan] Yes. -Sorry we destroyed your showroom.
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[Jeff] What is the weather this week?
I kinda wanna know when the crew can get back to work.
Rain, today.
Rain tomorrow. And then, partly cloudy Thursday.
Can you ask Lily if she's walked Tobes today?
The girl that accepted Tobey at doggy daycare,
was she happy to see Tobey?
She was a little bit stressed.
-Because she was late. Mm-hmm. -'Cause she was late.
Tobey is a great dog. He is a little rambunctious.
You know, he gets a little excited.
So he's been going to a board and care facility where they train him.
And then, what happened was, I was dropping him off.
They were supposed to open the doors at 8:00 and the girl was not there,
and she was kind of a disheveled mess. And then when I went to pick him up
they said that they have his food and that they hadn't fed him.
So that made me mad.
Yeah, I just don't feel comfortable going back.
I think we've had every red flag and if something goes wrong...
-We'd be, well, you knew she was a mess. -I do.
-Right. -Yeah.
I want my dog around someone who's like, warm and friendly and happy.
Like, Tobey's really affected by negative energy.
I think we should take him in for a cleansing.
[chuckles]
Well, how soon can we get into Château Marmutt?
It was like, just fill out the form. Send it in.
Okay, and do you--
When you do that, can you ask if we can start tomorrow?
Do they have any outdoor play area?
-Do they have a big play area? -They have a big play area.
-Great. -And they separate it with young dogs
and then old dogs. So, he'll be with other like,
rambunctious puppies, get their energy out.
-He'll be in like, kindergarten. Pre-K. -Yeah, he'll be in like, pre-K.
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The new olive trees are doing well. They're healthy.
[Shane] It's so nice.
-Actually, all the landscaping looks good. -I mean, we're really good at this.
I've worked with clients for years and years.
Four years, five years.
But Anthony, currently, is my longest running client
'cause we've been working together for two years now.
We did a lot of work to the front yard.
But the backyard's a little more complicated because
we're gonna be building an outdoor kitchen, a pool and spa.
And then, a guest house.
It's a big project.
Are you moved in now, is that what's happening?
[Anthony] No, I'm going through all the bags that I brought over here.
[Jeff] Okay.
I'm clearing out clutter so I can bring in new clutter.
Why don't you clear the other house first?
No, I have to get rid of this stuff to make room
-for the other stuff I'm bringing in... -But you brought this stuff here.
I'm going through a divorce. I had to get everything out of the house
and bring it over here and have it stored someplace.
[Jeff] Sympathy. He wants more sympathy.
And I blame you for it.
Oh? Okay.
I don't know where he's at with the divorce.
it was kinda dragging in the beginning, so I knew that
my front yard would be finished before his divorce.
But the outdoor kitchen is taking so long
that the divorce may come before the outdoor kitchen.
He may be on his next divorce
before the outdoor kitchen and the ADU is completed.
He'll probably have four or five marriages under his belt
by the time I'm done there.
I just hope he gets to keep the house.
Matt, realistically...
to do the kitchen, the hardscape,
the landscaping, all of this. How long would it take?
Excluding the guest house, do you think? Six months?
-[Matt] I think so. -Six to eight?
-Yeah, I would say so. -[Anthony] I don't wanna wait six months.
It'll take eight to twelve months to build the ADU, right?
We're not even fully permitted for the ADU yet.
So the idea was, we're permitted for the pool,
we build the pool. We do all the hardscape.
We do as much landscape as we can and we build the outdoor kitchen.
And concurrently, we're getting permitted for the ADU.
So the ADU will be next, but at least he'll have
you know, 75 percent of his backyard to use in the meantime.
I mean, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be a nice space.
But we're not gonna cheap out. We're gonna do nice appliances
and cabinetry and countertops.
-Why would we start cheaping-out now? -We're not.
We're gonna make it very consistent with the house.
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[music fades]
-Turn right at the stop sign. -At Ballina.
Ballina Canyon.
There should be an option over GPS sounds
to like... gay.
Actually, gays never know where they're going. Never mind.
I read an article today that this lifeguard did an interview
and he said, like, this huge percentage of gays can't swim.
-Really? -Yeah, you're not the only one.
Because they have incidents or because they don't get in the pool?
If they don't get in the pool, it's 'cause they got spray tan
-and don't wanna get their hair messed up. -This was the beach, the guy was saying.
A lot of gays can't swim.
Oh, 'cause they don't want to get in the ocean.
If they don't get in the ocean it's because of sharks.
Look up the article.
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[Jeff] Wow, this is great.
-[Shane] Wow, looks awesome. -[Megan] Isn't it cute?
-[Megan] Hi. -It looks really nice, Megan.
-Isn't it cute? -So, drawers go here,
-and then we have a little cubby there. -[Megan] Yeah, with a shelf.
-So, they each have a shelf. -They each have a shelf.
-I love the stairs, they're great. -Aren't they cute?
-I mean, I'd break my neck, but... -[Megan] Me too.
You know, the big challenge of this room is that it's very small and very tight.
And have a lot of wants and needs, right?
So we need bookshelves. We need three beds.
I need drawers. I need storage. I was scared that once we built those beds
it was really gonna shrink the room, but it didn't. It really didn't.
They fit perfectly.
What do you think about making that a chalkboard wall?
-Think the kids would like it? -I think they would.
-It's cute. -I think it's fun.
It's something they can get excited about they didn't have before.
-I'd like that at my house. -[Shane] A chalkboard?
The problem is that they'd just draw penises on it all day long.
-You would draw the penises on it. -I meant to say that. I would.
As of now, everything is progressing nicely.
I love doing kids rooms 'cause when they're young like this
you can have fun with their rooms
and you can do, you know, accessories and color
and the chalkboard on the wall and all of that.
-So, color. Color on the beds -Color, color, color.
-A little piece of art. Chalk--Okay. -Color on the bookcase.
I did Monroe's room twice when she was a baby.
And then, I'm looking forward to doing her next room.
I'd like a chalkboard wall.
-The room feels big and open. -[Megan] Feels great.
So, I'll start shopping for a accoutrement.
-All right, nice to meet you both. -So nice to meet you.
-Nice meeting you, Shane. -Pedro, thank you so much.
-[Jeff] Bye, Pedro. -[Megan] Looks great.
-[Megan] So hungry. -[Jeff] So hungry.
-I'm getting Flame Broiler for lunch. -[Megan] Oh?
-[Shane] Chicken rice bowl. -[Jeff] Little teriyaki chicken bowl.
-[Megan] Nice. -[Shane] So good.
[Jeff] I've already decided that, like, three hours ago.
[Megan] That tracks.
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[horn honking]
-Let's go! -[Audra] What's up?
-[Shane] Hey girl! Climb in. -[Megan] Hey girl! Field trip.
[Josh] Shopping for slabs.
-What's up, peeps? -Did you just take a hot shower?
[Josh] I did.
-You better put your seatbelt on Josh. -[Shane] Yeah.
-I just got my license back. -[all chuckling]
At Josh's house, we have different areas where there's going to be slab.
It's a lot of marble. It's her makeup vanity.
It's the bathroom vanity. It is the shower.
So I think something like that is a bit personal.
They're going to be looking at it in four different places, every day.
So I would prefer to have the client there to help select it.
-Where do we go? -[Shane] 405 all the way up.
-Right or left? -Turn right. Right, right, right.
-[Jeff] I'll follow the white truck. -You can put the stuff right in your dash.
That's my job security. I'm not with that.
[all chuckling]
If I figure out this navigation, I'll end up firing Shane.
I just found out recently he lied on his resume.
[Josh] I did that. I got caught.
I hadn't done anything. I had a whole list of credits that I just put on there.
I'll never forget her saying,
"So you were on Will & Grace?"
I was like, "Yup."
-Really? -Yeah, I was on Will & Grace.
She was like, "That's funny. 'Cause I cast that show
and I don't remember casting you.
I was completely caught.
-[all chuckling] -[Audra] Oh, God.
I like Josh because he's fun and he has a great sense of humor
[chuckling]
You know, you get to meet these people that you might see on TV or movies
and you're like pleasantly surprised like,
oh, this person is so nice and is so down to Earth
and so real and cool, and easy.
Personally, I feel like I'm nicer in person than I am on TV.
[Josh] We already ordered the window, right?
-Yeah, window and the doors. -[Shane] Yeah.
We still gotta cut that out and put the window in?
[Jeff] Yeah. And then,
we take the tub back.
We still get you a nice tub, but not one that's solid stone.
How do you feel about that, honey?
-We still get you a nice tub, though. -[Josh] I know she's...
No, that's fine. Honestly, as long as there's a tub in there
-that's all I care about. -There'll be a tub.
-It's still a standalone? Yeah. -[Megan] Yeah.
So, I spoke to Josh and Audra about the issue with the weight of the tub
and what it would take to engineer the floor.
And we all collectively decided that it'd be more practical to return the tub.
So we're now gonna purchase a more lightweight,
acrylic white tub and then, we're gonna get sinks to match.
Such a good idea to go to Sun Valley at 2:30 in the afternoon.
-Let's be positive with our clients. -[Shane chuckling]
Not complain about having to shop with them
I'm so glad we finally get to go slab shopping.
It's good to see you since last we're back in town.
Shopping for slabs.
♪ I can give you what you really need ♪
♪ Take you anywhere you wanna be ♪
♪ Driving fast cars living like a rock star...
-[Megan] After all y'all. -[Josh] Well, thank you.
...Baby, it's a rendezvous ♪
♪♪
[Jeff] I'd prefer a lot of movement.
-What is this? -This is Calacatta Gold.
-[Jeff] Oh yeah. -[Josh] That's real pretty.
-[Megan] That's stunning. -[Josh] Gorgeous.
[Jeff] How expensive are these?
Generally speaking, it's gonna be around $150 per square foot.
-We're not good at math. -Yeah, give us the cost of the slab.
Give or take, this would be around, let's say, $9,000 per slab.
-Oh. -[Megan] Keep on walking.
-What about this one here? -Can't afford that.
The original tub was a solid stone. It was a gray.
It could've gone with a lot of different things.
But getting the white acrylic changed the direction of the design.
it just goes so well with the tile.
-That's just so busy though, man. -[Audra] It's so busy. I agree.
I like marble with a lot of like, things and movement.
So I tend to be drawn towards the more bolder marbles with a lot of variation.
-Okay, this works better. -[Audra] That's pretty.
[Jeff] I like that. That's a beautiful slab.
-Is that too dark for you? -[Audra] No.
[Jeff] I mean, it--it just picks up the gray in the tile.
-[Josh] That's actual stone, huh? -It's natural stone.
[Audra] It's crazy.
It's not gonna be on the higher end like the Calacatta Gold.
We are gonna be around $2,400 per slab.
And one slab would cover what we need?
-No. -No, we'd need four slabs.
[Marlen] Do you want us to pull one out to see it in better lighting?
I do try to get eight, ten, twelve years out of my bathrooms.
Of course, I keep up with the trends. But I don't want anything ultra-trendy.
-[Audra] That's amazing. -[Shane] I love that.
-It's pretty. -Do we really need four pieces of that?
We have two shower walls, Josh. Plus, we have the vanity in the bathroom,
your kitchenette, her makeup table.
and the upper dam wall and the lower dam wall.
[Audra] That's so beautiful.
[Josh] Overall, I'm starting to see the vision come together.
-[Audra] Yeah. -If I were designing this house, it'd be--
It would not be a good thing.
So that's why I leave it to the experts like, Jeff.
This one's got good taste.
And I trust that they're gonna make the right decisions.
[Audra] How fun, slab shopping.
[Megan] Slab shopping.
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I feel like you guys have cheated and looked at your bedroom.
-I didn't look. -[Megan' You haven't?
You swear? You swear? You promise?
-I didn't today. -Are you telling the truth?
-No. -Wait!
[all laughing]
The kids are lovely. Yeah, the kids are sweet.
I'm excited for them...
Okay, let's not terrorize the cameramen
...to have, you know, this great space.
I mean, it's such a huge improvement.
Why are your lips so big?
That's a good question.
[all laughing]
Kids are very, very direct and honest.
I mean, they just say whatever comes to their mind.
[laughing continues]
His lips is more smaller in the first time we saw him.
But now his lips are more bigger.
That's the funniest thing I've heard in my life.
There's not self-editing and I love that. It's kind of like me.
-You guys ready? -Let's go!
-[kids cheering] -Let's go! Yay!
-We're very excited. Very happy. Uh... -Ready.
-Yeah [chuckling] -Ready for them to have their room back.
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[kids cheering]
[Reggie exclaims] Whoa!
-[cheering, exclaiming continues] -Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
[Megan] Who loves their room?
[in unison] Me!
-You have this whole area right here. -[exclaiming] Oh, wow!
Agyeman, what you doing way up there, man?
The space looks even bigger than I thought.
I wasn't sure how the bunk beds were gonna turn out.
I thought maybe putting all the staircases going up
it's gonna make the beds shrink a little bit.
But it actually looks longer. It's really--They outdid themselves.
-[music fades] -It's outstanding.
We're gonna switch rooms. We're gonna switch rooms with the kids.
[Jeff chuckles] So, you have drawers here. You've got cabinets here. These are yours.
I thought Megan did a great job. Absolutely.
The room now has personality.
I think it's fun. It has color. It has pattern. It's more functional.
More usable.
I think Lilit was really happy with it. She seemed the most touched by it.
How do you like that chair?
-It's comfortable, right? -I love it, yes.
[Lilit] And it's so perfect.
You're gonna read us a story at nighttime.
This is kinda their first real bedroom that we've designed,
specifically for them.
And so, I'm happy that they get a chance to experience that.
You know, I think our kids are gonna remember this moment
you know, for the rest of their lives.
-Did they do a great job? -[kids cheering]
-Are you guys happy? -[cheering continues]
All right, great job. Say thank you.
-[all] Thank you! -[Megan] You're welcome.
[Reggie] I have a feeling they're not gonna be coming in our room for a while.
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-[Ricci] Hi! -[Jeff] Hi, how are you?
-I put the a/c on. -Can I borrow a sweater?
[Ricci chuckles]
[Jeff] Okay, Raffi, this is the kitchen
and at the very minimum, you need the cabinets, countertop.
You might want to upgrade the appliances.
People expect certain things at certain price points.
[Ricci] Got it.
Christina's primary focus is resale value.
So, we're gonna update her current kitchen and bathroom
'cause that's what prospective buyers are going to be looking for.
Are those old Christmas cards?
They're old cards. I couldn't tell you if they're from Christmas or not.
[Jeff] Probably from five years ago.
-I feel bad throwing out people's cards. -[Jeff] Oh, I don't.
If somebody takes the time to actually do that.
-We enjoy it during the Christmas-- -It's from the Kelly Clarkson show.
-You can't throw that away. -Oh, not Kelly. We have to keep Kelly.
I get a Christmas card. I look at and throw it out.
I don't--No, I don't post it anywhere. I don't tape it up.
[Ricci cooing]
You wanna see everybody?
[Ricci] This is Cleo.
-Hey, how's it going? -[Ricci] Say hi, you silly.
-You silly, yeah. You had a nice nap? -Big nap today.
Look, she's pointing at these
'cause he said to throw out those. I love those.
Not all of them, just most of them.
Look, it's nice to receive the card.
Oh, yeah, they look good. But you know, this person's gained weight.
That person lost weight. Oh, what a cute little kid.
That kid's not so cute.
Whatever. And then... And then I throw it out.
-I want to get rid of that. -Yes.
[Jeff] I want the hood to be built I don't wanna see it.
You wanna get that off the counter.
-Put that in the island. -If you widened it
and even give her overhang where she can have two stools here.
-I think that would be nice. -I trust you, if that's what you think.
We're making this house even more valuable.
Because what are the two things people are most concerned about?
-The kitchen and the primary. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We want to do a complete remodel, so we're gonna gut the kitchen.
New lighting.
New kitchen window.
We're gonna do all new cabinets and countertops,
backsplash-style appliances.
I'd like the island to make more sense.
So, we're gonna change the size of the island.
And the fireplace is kind of this nothing red brick.
We're trying to come up with a way to make it look better
-You wanna move to the bathroom? -[Jeff] Yes.
Okay, I'm excited about this bathroom.
Wait, but this shower still seems really big.
-Did you leave it the same size? -No.
Was it your idea to make the shower bigger?
[chuckles] I want you to make the whole bathroom a shower.
[Ricci] Did you see the party shower, how insane it is?
[Jeff] It's kind of ridiculous, Raffi.
Should we look real quick at that shower and see how much we can chop down?
-You have measuring tape? -Sure do.
You're dealing with what is a nice size room, but poorly laid out.
[Ricci] All right, let's all go to the bathroom.
The shower took up probably 35 percent of the space.
I think that's the biggest issue.
Who builds a shower that big,
without being some kind of pervert?
No offense to people that like, you know...
I don't wanna judge.
You know, 'cause I've done a few things. But whatever.
I mean, I think this is all you need, right
[Shane] I mean, you could fit...
[Ricci] But how many people can be in a shower?
Again, 'cause we have to. I want to make that a little bigger.
Forty-by-forty-four will be big enough for shower.
-[Ricci] That's perfect. -Yeah, can I get a five foot tub?
If we just come in, like, four inches.
[Raffi] Yeah, five-foot tub will fit.
Is a five-foot tub small-looking to the eye?
-[Jeff] No. -[Megan] No, that's a standard.
That's standard? Oh, okay. I didn't know.
[Jeff] And then, you can get a seven-foot vanity there.
-[Raffi] Easy. -That'll get her the storage she needs.
-You've got plenty of room, Christina. -Yeah, great.
We're going to demo the bathroom, completely, and start over.
So a new bathroom vanity.
All new sinks, faucets, countertops, plumbing fixtures.
And, then, we're gonna reframe the shower. A much smaller shower
that's more consistent with the rest of the room.
We're gonna do a freestanding tub.
And I think all of that will make the bathroom feel twice as big.
Okay, I don't think we can put anything here.
But, you understand, you're gonna get two more feet of cabinet,
and, then, we're gonna give you a shower that goes to the ceiling.
Christina's house is slowly evolving into a much larger project.
But, again, this is where I would put the money.
All of this adds value to the house.
-Bye, thanks for coming over. -[Megan] Nice seeing you, Christina.
-So, we're gonna send you the inspo pics. -[Ricci] That sounds great.
All right. And then, we're almost at the holidays,
so I don't know if we should take this down.
-[Shane] I'd just leave it. -[Jeff] Yeah, let's not rush.
Okay. All right. Bye.
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[vocalizing over music]
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-Watch his little sweet tail in the door. -I'm looking, I'm looking. I'm looking.
That'd be terrible.
-Oh, my God, she missed you so much. -Puppy gorgeous.
[Jeff] I took Tobey out of school and I found a new school,
and they're lovely people.
They are on time.
And open the doors on time, and know when to feed the dog.
But also, by the way, I imagine they're the kind of people that
if they forgot to feed the dog, they'd apologize and would be accountable.
Not like the other place.
The manager--the guy said, "He did really well."
He said "It's a very young room right now. Like, they're all his age.
So they just have a lot of fun together."
Oh, really? It's a young room.
-It's a young room. -Ah.
I am proud to tell you that Tobey thrives with the small dogs
and big dogs. He gets along with everybody.
Unlike his dad, he gets along with everyone.
-He's hungry, huh? -He knows after school, he gets lunch.
Tobey, you hungry?
So drama.
It's like you before eye lines.
-Do I cry like that, when I'm parking? -Mm-hmm.
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[music fading]
-Hey? Oh, there you are. -Hey.
-What's up? -How's it going?
At Josh's house, it definitely took a little longer than we thought.
But even with the delays and the budget increase and all of that,
I feel like we accomplished everything we wanted to.
-[Audra] Oh, I'm nervous. -[Megan] You should be 'cause this is rad.
[Audra] Wow!
-[Josh] This looks really good, guys. -[Audra] It's so gorgeous.
-[Josh] The colors are perfect. -[Audra] It really is so calming.
Baby, look at this bed.
The bedroom now, feels so much like a bedroom.
It's so cozy.
We wanted it to have that natural feel, because it is that indoor-outdoor space.
But we also wanted it to be bright and modern.
So, it's finding that mix between earthy and modern.
They did a beautiful job of that.
-The room feels bigger now. -It does.
It's so amazing what happens to a space when you just like, complete it.
-Was there a TV before? -[Audra] Yes.
But it was on top of that fireplace.
[Megan] We took the fireplace out, which opened up the room.
And that bed you had, remember? It was like, made out of bark
[Josh] Yeah, it was made out of wood. It's still a beautiful bed.
-I'm gonna use it somewhere. -No, I'm not dissing it.
I've had that bed since I was on 'All My Children'
-starting in 1999. -What?
[Audra laughing]
-Beds great. -We're gonna get busy on that new bed.
-I'm just kidding. -Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, babe.
-It needs a little love. -You wanna look at that closet?
[Audra] Oh, my gosh!
Your little kitchenette.
[Shane] It's like a hotel suite.
-[Audra] It's so great. -[Josh] It really is.
So that fridge, that's a Whirlpool fridge
and it's very spacious. Ton of storage.
-[Audra] I can tell. It's so deep. -[Josh] That was a good idea.
It's nice when you walk in and it's all pulled together
with the accessories and the flowers and the tree and all of that.
And um... it really is beautiful.
[Audra] Babe, look at this.
I knew Audra was drawn to the Earth tones. The gray, the tans, the Browns.
So we went with a light rift oak and by making that all the same material,
this is definitely a room that Audra would feel comfortable in.
Everything coordinates nicely. You wanna look at the bathroom now?
-Yeah. -[Shane] It's insane.
[Audra] Oh, my gosh!
[Jeff] Don't you think that new window changed everything?
[Josh] It really does. I wish all the windows were like that now.
Did you turn on the steam?
-I did. -Yeah, we wanna make sure it works.
-[Jeff] That's really working. -[Shane] It really is.
-[Audra] Shooting out steam. -[Josh] I love the bathroom.
[Josh] We have a steam shower now, which is great.
The whole thing just turned out beautifully.
-Do you like your mirror? -[Audra] I love it.
-[Shane] Isn't it gorgeous?
And guess what else I love? The height of this counter
-is a game changer! -[Jeff] We brought it up.
[Megan] We brought it up for you guys 'cause you're tall.
[Audra] This is huge!
[Josh] Yeah and it's attached to the wall, which is nice.
The bathroom...
I'm-I'm very happy with.
The bathroom, I feel like we accomplished everything we wanted to.
It just feels tranquil and spa-like.
[Audra] I love it.
-Oh, wow! -How do you like your new closet?
-You like your new closet? -This is so great.
[Megan] And by the way, I love your clothes.
I really cared about this with my long dresses. This is brilliant.
I think I love my closet the most.
-It's like peaceful, Zen. -[Shane] It's serene
I can't believe how good it all looks. It looks amazing.
I really, really love what they did to the space.
Seriously, thanks for giving me your closet.
Ah, see.
[Jeff] He switched out an entire closet to make Audra her dream closet.
So, I wanted to make some sort of consolation.
We ended up doing his closets just as nice as hers.
Just, they're not as large.
No, it seriously is so great. It's so much cozier than the old room too.
-[Josh] Beautiful work you guys. -[Audra] This is so great.
[Megan] Isn't it pretty?
-It's so cozy. -We killed it.
They have a really nice relationship.
And it's not--Like, some people are...
It's put on.
You know, like, some people kinda fake it.
But they really do genuinely, love each other.
Do you notice anything different about Audra?
[Jeff] No.
Cut her hair?
We have a new addition coming to the family.
Are you serious?
A baby boy.
-We're not naming him Jeff. -[laughing]
Congratulations.
[kisses]
How many months pregnant are you?
-I'm 22 weeks already. -That's amazing.
My favorite thing in life is my son, and now I get to have one with her.
And my son gets to be an older brother to this little guy
You know, that's what it's about for me, and she's gonna be an amazing mother.
So, now, that our room is finished, we can focus on the nursery, right?
Which room will that be?
[laughing]
We're thrilled. I'm so excited to have a baby.
It's gonna be-- It's gonna be a journey.
-You're the man. Beautiful work, as usual. -You're welcome.
-Mwah, thank you. -Come here, guys.
I saved you for last. Thank you very much.
She's been waiting for that hug. Three months for that hug.
Thank you, Shane. It looks absolutely beautiful.
♪ Oh, God What a beautiful thing to believe in ♪
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-Hi. -Hi!
[Jeff] Cynthia Bailey asked me if I could help her with storage organization issues
[Bailey] So, this is my room.
This closet is tiny.
Yeah.
I love people that think I can just wave some sort of magic wand.
I can't make your room any bigger.
I mean, that's a tiny, tiny, tiny room. I dunno what to do.
What color hardware would you like to do?
I like it when it's like the black.
-Or the brass could be pretty. -[Jeff] I like the brass too.
I'm wondering for resale, is a female really gonna love...
-I am a female. -Oh.
I mean, a feminine female.
-I am so feminine. -[all chuckling]
I would--Look at these nails.
[Anthony] Explain to me why it's such a headache right now?
In regards to the outdoor kitchen, because it's close to the retaining wall
we're gonna have to do all this additional engineering like caissons and grade beams.
But it's gonna cost you, unfortunately, an additional $30,000.
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♪ We're out here building your dream ♪
♪ ...you've gotta see ♪
♪ We're out here building your... ♪
♪ You want to step into a new life ♪
♪ Floor to the ceiling ♪
♪ Make it all shine ♪
♪ Watch as we take you up to new heights ♪
♪ You'll never believe till you open up that door ♪
♪ We're out here building your... ♪
♪ We're out here building your... ♪♪