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[♪ "This Kind of Crazy"
by John Coggins plays]

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Looks cute, candid.

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No, it's not cute.

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There's gotta be one good one
in the bunch.

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There's, like, hundreds of pictures.

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[chuckles] These are so bad.
I can't even use them.

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-I like that one.
-You're an asshole.

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Come look at these pictures.

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I was out the night before
and then I had to do a photo shoot.

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I feel like I have
to reimburse SiriusXM.

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Look. Wait till you see my face.

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Show her the really bad ones.
I mean, I just look...

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Yeah.

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[all laugh]

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Put it on Facebook.

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-Yeah. Facebook.
-[Aurora] Mm-hmm.

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[both laugh]

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I'm Jeff Lewis.
For the last 20-plus years,

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I've been designing houses,
remodeling houses, building houses.

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When I usually walk through a house,

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I immediately know 80%
of what I'm gonna do, maybe 90.

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And then as I spend more time
in the house, it comes to me.

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I think that my design aesthetic
has evolved over time.

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I like clean lines,
simple, modern, and classic.

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-We should order sushi.
-All right. Do you want salmon?

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-The seared salmon.
-Seared tuna.

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-Tuna. Sorry. Salmon belly.
-Salmon belly.

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Unagi.

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I also host a daily radio show
on SiriusXM.

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Good morning, you are listening
to Jeff Lewis Live in Los Angeles.

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Radio, I can say something crazy.

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Not everybody agrees with me, but at least
they kind of get in my head a little bit

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and they'll maybe not understand,
but they might respect my viewpoints.

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Just refer to extraterrestrials as ET.

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So no more aliens.

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Well, it is labeling. It's labeling.
It's stereotyping.

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-Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
-I get it. Mm-hmm.

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[Shane]
It's alienating.

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[all laugh]

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Shane was a intern at SiriusXM.
I said, "Hey, do you want a fulltime job?"

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Two weeks later, we locked down
and he moved in with me.

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We lived together for three months
during the pandemic.

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-How many coffees are you having?
-Well, I've already had two and a latte.

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[man] Was that awkward?

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Yeah.

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But he just fit in
and he's kind of an easy roommate.

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He works very hard
and he's not a dumbass.

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-How long till we get to Fortune?
-It takes 24 minutes.

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[Jeff] It's fun being busy, like,
really busy. I kind of thrive on that.

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I think that a lot of people
are working on their houses right now.

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They're making major life decisions.
Like, "I'm gonna work from home.

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So I need a place
for a home office.

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We need more space."

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[Shane]
Park right in front of the house.

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[Jeff] I've pretty much always worked
with celebrity clients,

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but you never hear about it
because, A, I sign non-disclosures,

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B, I kind of got known
in the business for not talking.

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I'm actually known
not to keep my mouth shut,

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but when it comes to celebrities,
I do keep my mouth shut.

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I'm fortunate that I've always had
another platform to promote the business,

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so I've never really had to exploit,
you know, celebrity names,

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and as a result, I've had a lot
of referrals from other celebrities.

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It's a cute house.

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[Shane]
Picket white fence. Aw.

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He's here. [laughs]

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I better spit out my candy.

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-[Jeff] Hi.
-Oh, my God.

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It's nice and cool in here. Hi.

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Jeff, this is my wife, Jax.

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-Very nice to meet you.
-Pleased to meet you.

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-This is... This is Biggie.
-And who's this?

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-[laughs]
-[Jeff] Okay, hi, Biggie.

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-[humming] So you'll look at her.
-Yeah.

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[producer]
So, tell me who you guys are.

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I'm Fortune Feimster.
I am a comedian.

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[♪ "Don't Kill My Vibe"
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And an actress.

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This is my wife, Jax,
and this is our dog, Biggie.

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The house looks good.
It's really clean.

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-Oh, thanks.
-How long have you owned it?

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-2013.
-Okay.

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-But there's not a lot of closet space.
-Okay.

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So we have things
starting to pile up.

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Okay. All right.

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It's cozy.

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It's been such a great house,

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and then I met Jax six years ago
at Gay Pride.

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Great place to meet.

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[both] Aw.

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It turns out having two people
in the house, it got a little tighter.

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-This is our kitchen.
-Okay.

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-Not terrible.
-No.

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I watched Flipping Out for years,
so I always loved Jeff.

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I loved his aesthetic.
I loved his style.

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Everything that he did,
I was like, "Yes, yes, yes!"

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Would wanna do the floors
because the color, you know, it's orange.

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-Yes.
-Yeah.

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Yeah, there's little things
that we can do when we're here.

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Like, it's so easy for us
to just replace the cabinet hardware.

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[Fortune] Yeah.

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-They're a little dated now.
-[Fortune] Yeah, for sure.

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I was drawn to the house originally
because I'm from North Carolina

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and it had that cottagey feel.

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I like an inviting kind of place.

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But once I met Jax,
aesthetically she leaned more modern

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and it sort of got me
leaning more that way too.

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So then it felt like our house

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was a little too cottagey maybe
for our taste now.

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She was very much into
the "live, laugh, love" sign type of...

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-I blame my mom for that.
-[laughs]

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Apparently you shouldn't have decor
that has a lot of words on it.

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Let's... change that.

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I don't know.
I still think it's pretty great. [laughs]

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The bottom of our fridge
just fell off, so...

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-[Jeff] Oh, okay.
-We couldn't get it back on. [laughs]

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[Jax]
We also can't make a decision.

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Even to, like,
pick a paint color is a lot, so...

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[Fortune]
Yeah, we're not good at this stuff.

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-That's why we need an expert.
-Oh, do you...

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Do you conflict?

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-I just think we're indecisive.
-Yeah.

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-Okay.
-[Fortune] We don't trust our taste.

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Oh, okay, 'cause the house is really cute,
to be honest.

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-Well, that's nice of you.
-Okay, thank you.

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And I love the backyard.

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Yeah, we put in the pool.

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-It's nice.
-Yeah.

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You're having trouble
keeping the lawn alive, huh?

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-[Fortune] Yeah.
-Yeah, I notice the front too.

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That's a recent thing
'cause it's just been super hot.

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It was totally fine and this is...

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[Jax]
It was not totally fine.

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Well, that part wasn't. Jax...

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And do you have a gardener?

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Well, he's very nice.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, 'cause it looks like
you might wanna revamp the sprinklers.

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Honestly, I have a guy for that.
I mean, if you need it.

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[Fortune]
You know, you have a guy for everything.

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I do.

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There was some deferred maintenance.

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There were some improvements
she wanted to make.

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But I think she really
just needed my guidance.

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Like, I think she just has done nothing
except for put the pool in

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because she doesn't know what to do.

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This is my office.

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Oh, so is that technically
the third bedroom then?

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-[Fortune] Yeah.
-[Jeff] It's charming.

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It's a tiny room,
so you can see things are piling up.

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I do all my work in here,
so it's a much-used room.

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Okay, so there's a closet here.

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And so you wear all those clothes?

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Um...

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Those are my formal clothes,
my evening gowns.

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Okay, so this is... Okay.

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You know, I'm on a lot of different shows,
so I get, like, sweatshirts and towels.

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Right, and you can donate that stuff.
You don't have to necessarily keep it.

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This is the master.

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Wow.

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This is kind of unexpected
with the vaulted ceiling.

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[Fortune] Mm-hmm.

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I like the bed.
I don't think it works in here.

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[Jax] Yeah.

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-And then what does this look out into?
-[Jax] That's our closet.

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[Fortune]
This is our closet.

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[Jeff]
Oh, it's not a window.

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-[laughs]
-No.

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Oh.

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It's really tall,
so we would have to have doors made,

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-so we didn't have doors made.
-Mm.

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-It's a good-sized closet.
-Yeah.

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-We just need doors.
-Yeah.

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I thought that was a window.

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You don't like our curtain closet?
That's shocking.

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[Fortune]
I like watching Jeff in his business mode,

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but I have a very emotional connection
to the house.

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I think probably because
it is the first house I've bought.

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There's so many memories
I have of this house.

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[Jax]
And it does feel like home here.

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Being on the road so much,
every time both of us come here,

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-we're like, "Oh, I'm home."
-Yeah.

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-And it feels safe.
-Yeah.

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Surprisingly, I don't use the treadmill
as much as you think I do.

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This can't go anywhere? Uh...

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We don't have any other room for it.

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I mean, I guess
we could just get rid of it.

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-I was trying to...
-No, we...

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-Oh.
-[Jeff] You use it.

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-We use it.
-Garage? How bad is the garage?

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-It's tight.
-Yeah.

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[Jeff]
You really need storage, huh?

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-Yes.
-Yeah.

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Maybe we should stage it and sell it.

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Oh, that's your solution?

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[all laugh]

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Get a bigger house.

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Jeff can fix anything.
"How about we get you a new one?"

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I can go through
and I can remodel whatever you want.

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-[Fortune] Yeah.
-I just think it's a Band-Aid.

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It's a short-term solution
to a bigger issue.

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Normally, I can go in and say,
"Okay, let's take this extra bedroom

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and we'll turn that
into a master bath and a closet,"

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but I can't make you a bigger bathroom.

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There's no space. I don't think
we can solve your storage issues.

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Right, right.

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The only way she can add on
is if she goes up.

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If you go up, you're gonna
have to reinforce the entire first floor.

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It doesn't make sense.

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I'm really serious.

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We are in a time crunch

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because we need to get you
on the market by September, I think.

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Oh, my gosh, Jeff.

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[Jeff]
Get rid of the house by October.

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Am I having heart palpitations?

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-Are you okay?
-Yes.

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Okay, you're okay.

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Oh, she's been wanting a new house
for a while, but the market sucks.

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It's scary, but I also trust you
and if you think that's the best decision.

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You don't have enough closet space.
You really need another room.

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Yeah. Are you gonna find us another house?

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Yeah, 'cause how are we
gonna find another one?

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Is that part of the show?
You came in and you're like, "List it."

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[all laugh]

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I didn't expect it, but it's just...
you've obviously outgrown it.

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Yeah.

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[Jeff] I mean, the rooms are cute,
but they're small.

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When you bought this house,
this was perfect for you.

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Yeah. Oh, my God, this was like...

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I'd had two roommates
my whole time in LA.

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I was a struggling comedian
for years

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-and then finally got Chelsea Lately.
-Yeah.

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Bought this house,
had no roommates for the first time,

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probably in my life,
and it was like this is a palace.

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No, it is. For one person, it's great.

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00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:19,120
Yeah.

236
00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,997
But it also
doesn't suit your needs.

237
00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:22,415
-Right?
-Right.

238
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,086
-Biggie, too many outfits, buddy.
-Yeah.

239
00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,170
I think Fortune's stressed.

240
00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,380
You're gonna drink when I leave,
aren't you?

241
00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:30,882
-Yep, definitely.
-[laughs]

242
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,218
One step at a time, guys.

243
00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:34,636
[all laugh]

244
00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:37,889
I love Jeff's style and aesthetic so much

245
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:41,684
that I wanna live in a space
that Jeff has helped create.

246
00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:42,602
[Jax] Yeah.

247
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,606
So to, like, have him help
get it to that point and then leave it,

248
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,151
that's kind of a bummer,
but it's also nice to have his help

249
00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:53,071
'cause Jax and I
don't know what we're doing.

250
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:56,908
I'm leaning towards
staying and updating it. Um...

251
00:10:56,991 --> 00:11:01,955
If I had said, "Let's sell tomorrow,"
where do you think you would stand?

252
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:02,872
Sure.

253
00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:07,710
-Oh, that was quick.
-[laughs]

254
00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:10,046
She didn't even...
She didn't even think about that.

255
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,465
You throw it on the market at a number
and you see if you get it.

256
00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,342
If somebody shows up
with a lot of money...

257
00:11:14,426 --> 00:11:15,677
-Yeah.
-...then you talk about it.

258
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,594
Okay.

259
00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,221
Just relax, go into a rental.

260
00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,806
-Uh-huh.
-And take your time and shop.

261
00:11:19,889 --> 00:11:21,558
I mean, I'm gonna put my house
on the market in two weeks.

262
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:22,934
-Really?
-Yeah.

263
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,060
-Oh, my gosh.
-And if I get my number,

264
00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:27,856
I'll go into a short-term rental
and then I'll go into November with money.

265
00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:31,818
You're better at this than me.
I'm always like, "I need stability."

266
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:32,735
I know.

267
00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:35,822
The market is very strong
in Fortune's neighborhood.

268
00:11:35,905 --> 00:11:38,825
There is a lot of buyers
and not a lot of inventory.

269
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:41,995
And I feel like right now
she could get a very big number.

270
00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:44,289
She may not be able
to get that number next year.

271
00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:47,876
Who knows what's gonna happen?
All I know is right now she could do well.

272
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,629
We're gonna be seeing a lot of each other.
I will try to get back here tomorrow.

273
00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:52,547
Perfect.

274
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,673
[Jeff] I'm gonna go home
and start calling people

275
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,801
and see who I can get in for estimates
and I'll let you know.

276
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:57,927
-[Fortune] Okay.
-[Jeff] Thank you.

277
00:11:58,011 --> 00:12:00,680
Thanks for turning my world upside down.

278
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,140
-Yes.
-I'm so sorry.

279
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:04,017
Happy wife, happy life.

280
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,769
[Jeff] I can't wait for your new life.
I'll see you later.

281
00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,188
-[Fortune] Bye, guys.
-Bye.

282
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:11,107
[♪ "Only Just Begun"
by The Moth & The Flame plays]

283
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,036
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

284
00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:26,539
We can eat lunch now.
Shane, do you want that shake?

285
00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:28,500
[Shane]
Yeah, if there's extra.

286
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,419
Last year, I made the decision
to sell my other house

287
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:36,299
because it just seemed more attractive
to the current buyer.

288
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,593
This house had a lot of space,
had a lot of land,

289
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:40,637
and people wanted that during COVID.

290
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,515
So I moved to the Hollywood Hills house.

291
00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:46,392
[pop music plays]

292
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,614
It's great if I was a bachelor,
but I'm not.

293
00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:02,617
It makes no sense for Monroe and I,
but it's temporary.

294
00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:05,578
I'm on the "DILFs of Disneyland" website.

295
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:06,496
[Will] Again?

296
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:08,373
Yeah, but this is a better picture
than last time.

297
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:09,332
Let's see.

298
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,834
[Jeff]
They said I have cankles.

299
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,503
[laughs] Bitches.

300
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:18,216
[laughs] They said I have swollen ankles.
Well, yeah, I'd been walking seven miles.

301
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,467
Everything was swollen.

302
00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,802
[Will]
Tall drink of water.

303
00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,096
-Honestly, it's really positive.
-[Will] Mm-hmm.

304
00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:24,639
We like to read the negative ones.
Those are funny.

305
00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:27,475
Like this, there's just
a little throw up emoji right there.

306
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,978
[laughs] Daddy got his BBL.

307
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,188
I look like I have a kadunkadunk.

308
00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:34,607
[all laugh]

309
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:38,778
So, Lily,
you've been married now how long?

310
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:39,696
Two years. Mm-hmm.

311
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:41,406
-How's it working out?
-[Shane] Are you happy?

312
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,323
[Lily]
It's good. yeah.

313
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:45,493
[Jeff]
Well, if you need any relationship advice,

314
00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:48,788
I'm doing really well with my life.

315
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,125
The last time I was on television
was about three years ago.

316
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,962
Since then, a lot of things have changed.
I had a ten-year relationship that ended.

317
00:13:56,045 --> 00:14:00,383
We had a baby together,
Monroe, who is now almost five.

318
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:04,846
It's been a lot of ups and downs,
but we got Monroe out of it.

319
00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,557
[Lily]
What time is Monroe coming?

320
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,017
-[Shane] She's not coming today.
-No, not today?

321
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,560
-Tomorrow.
-[Lily] No, tomorrow.

322
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,812
During the pandemic,
I kind of reassessed my whole life

323
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:16,983
and I realized that I spent a lot
of my life thinking about myself.

324
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:21,988
I was immature and I just had a lot
of stuff that I needed to work through,

325
00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:25,658
but I'm generally on
the, like, forward trajectory.

326
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,995
I really love being a dad.
It's changed my whole life.

327
00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:31,998
And now it's almost like
everything I do is for my kid.

328
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,708
Take two vitamin D, one zinc.

329
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,419
[Will] They're good.
They're like little gummies.

330
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,545
D is important.

331
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,548
[Jeff]
Take your vitamins, Lily.

332
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,050
[Lily]
Thank you, Jeff.

333
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,891
[pop music plays]

334
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:56,314
[Shane]
So Wilmer and Amanda are engaged.

335
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:57,231
Okay.

336
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,442
They have one daughter born in February.

337
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:00,735
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

338
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,278
Left. Please.

339
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:03,571
-[Jeff] That one?
-[Shane] Yeah.

340
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:07,200
[pop music plays]

341
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,296
Wow, this place is incredible.

342
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,547
Thank you. Welcome.
Welcome to our house.

343
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:22,465
Hi, how are you?

344
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,675
I'm Jeff.

345
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,259
-Hi, Jeff.
-How are you, sir? Nice to see you, man.

346
00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:27,053
-I'm Shane. Nice to meet you.
-It's a pleasure. Welcome.

347
00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:31,265
I'm Wilmer Valderrama
and, uh, this is my home.

348
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:32,892
This is our home.

349
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:35,228
Oh, yeah, sorry, let's start that again.

350
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:40,191
My name is Amanda Pacheco
and I am a mother and a fiancée too.

351
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,485
I'm Wilmer Valderrama,
and this is our home.

352
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,738
The property was built in 1974.

353
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:50,993
It was owned by a young actor
that goes by the name of Chuck Norris.

354
00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:56,124
I bought this house in 2005.
I like to feel like the room is timeless.

355
00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:59,001
I definitely tend to be
a little bit more festive

356
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:03,464
when it comes to some of my decisions,
but now as the family grows...

357
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,759
The newest addition to our family
is our daughter, Nakano.

358
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:10,638
She's seven months
and it's been quite a ride.

359
00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:12,306
-Is this your first, your first baby?
-Yeah.

360
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,558
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

361
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:17,228
Wow. Well, okay, so explain all this to me
because there's structures everywhere.

362
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,483
I built this pool, did a deck,
garage underneath it. There was no garage.

363
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:25,236
Okay, so then there's
another structure over here.

364
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,489
[Wilmer] That's the guest house. That has
three suites and a studio apartment.

365
00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:30,950
So this is the main entrance, right?

366
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:34,954
We always dreamed of making
this more of like an entrance experience.

367
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,498
[Jeff]
It's very tiny and it's not very inviting.

368
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:38,791
[Amanda] Yeah, no one ever knows that
that's the entrance.

369
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,460
[Jeff]
It almost looks like a side entrance.

370
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:44,964
It's exciting to be able to make
some changes for us as a family now.

371
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:49,177
You know, from a little bit of that
masculine feel that I've given the house

372
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:53,639
and actually having it segue back into
a home, you know, that has a family in it.

373
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,559
Just built this kitchen
about three years ago.

374
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,020
-[Jeff] It's beautiful.
-[Shane] Really beautiful.

375
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,022
So then, here's the other experience.

376
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:04,484
If you go through this and then
over here, I made it into a barbershop.

377
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,277
-[Shane] Wow.
-[Jeff] An actual barber shop.

378
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,155
I was getting haircuts in my bathroom
and I said,

379
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,282
"Dude, let's just be that guy."

380
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,242
[Amanda]
Definitely worked out for the pandemic.

381
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,577
[Jeff]
I like his aesthetic.

382
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,536
I wouldn't have made
every one of those choices,

383
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,662
but I can appreciate it.

384
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,540
It's one of the darkest houses
I've ever been in.

385
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,375
[Wilmer]
Truly is about the experience, right?

386
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,293
[Jeff] Okay.

387
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,045
I don't know how they get
any sort of vitamin D.

388
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,713
I hope they're taking supplements.

389
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,592
[Wilmer]
So this is the dining room we have.

390
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,179
It would be very, very easy to get to
if this was open.

391
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:34,138
[Amanda] Right.

392
00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:36,224
Even though that door's there,
I always walked through here.

393
00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:37,683
-[Jeff] Right.
-[Amanda] And walk all the way around.

394
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:38,726
I won't even use the door.

395
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,939
I do the speakeasy experience.

396
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:45,566
So this is kind of our cigar lounge.

397
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,318
[Amanda]
His little man cave.

398
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,695
[Shane]
Like, the definition of a man cave.

399
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,572
[Amanda laughs]

400
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,491
This was a dream of mine,

401
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,244
to just having a place
where I can smoke a cigar,

402
00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:58,538
have, like,
some great conversations down here.

403
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:01,666
But again, it's not necessarily
a family room either, right?

404
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,501
I mean, I like what you've done.

405
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,169
[Shane] Mm-hmm.

406
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:07,046
[Jeff]
It's a very cool house.

407
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,340
This has kind of been our space, right?

408
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,343
We watch movies here.
We have the big screen and all that.

409
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:15,221
The sofa is blocking the flow of the room.

410
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:19,475
It's like the most expensive,
uncomfortable thing you've ever sat in.

411
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:20,977
[Wilmer]
It keeps me warm.

412
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,354
It's like someone's
hugging me skin to skin.

413
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,564
Skin to skin.

414
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,232
[all laugh]

415
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,525
[Jeff]
Love the bar.

416
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,903
I know. This is the one thing
that Chuck left behind.

417
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,780
And this is a bar
that he got from...

418
00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:35,616
I think from El Paso, Texas,
and had it brought it here.

419
00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:39,954
The house is very interesting,
whether you did it or Chuck did it.

420
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:40,955
-It's been all me.
-Really?

421
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:41,873
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.

422
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,374
[Amanda]
He's super particular.

423
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,877
You have a very good eye.
You really do.

424
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,587
I can tell you're a risk taker.

425
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,505
Yeah, I definitely am. Definitely.

426
00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:52,800
It is kind of amazing
how you hold all these things together.

427
00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:55,553
I think that Wilmer
has an incredible piece of property,

428
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,973
several different structures
that all have different purposes,

429
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:02,101
but right now it's not a family home.

430
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,938
So I want to help them
make it more functional.

431
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,692
Okay, so this needs a better entrance.

432
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,403
And then I would do this as a family room.

433
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,323
We're gonna take what is now
just kind of a very large kitchen.

434
00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:17,700
We're making it
more of a kitchen-great room

435
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,243
where you can have seating in there.

436
00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:21,871
And then your daughter can play here.

437
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:22,788
[Amanda] Mm-hmm.

438
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:24,582
[Jeff]
You know, you could sit at the island.

439
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,000
I feel like you
would use that dining room more

440
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,211
if it was more accessible
and maybe even more comfortable.

441
00:19:29,921 --> 00:19:31,130
I mean, it'd be a dream.

442
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,758
We're gonna open up the dining room
so they can start utilizing it

443
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,802
and then hopefully if money permits,

444
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:40,181
maybe a new front door
to get some light into the house.

445
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,724
Look, I just did all this.

446
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,559
Like, I have
a four-and-a-half year old

447
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,645
and it changed
my life pretty dramatically too.

448
00:19:45,728 --> 00:19:46,646
Yeah, of course.

449
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,731
[Jeff] Like, the way I furnish,
the way I design,

450
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,567
I won't spend money anymore
because she's gonna ruin it.

451
00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:53,152
-[laughs]
-[Jeff] Wait, just wait.

452
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,613
-Glue and markers...
-Yeah.

453
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,324
We'll spend a little money on furniture,
but I think we could be mindful of it.

454
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,243
I agree with you in the experience here.

455
00:20:01,327 --> 00:20:03,371
I'll start thinking about
where are we all gonna hang?

456
00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:04,288
[Jeff] Yeah.

457
00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:05,581
[Wilmer]
It seems to me the most logical thing

458
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:08,542
is to kind of enhance the experience
for whatever we may need.

459
00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:11,629
We could come up with a really nice design
that works for everybody

460
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,755
that you'd be happy and proud of.

461
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,799
And we could really have fun, man.
We can really have fun.

462
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:19,971
I love being bold. As you see,
I have a horse head in my kitchen.

463
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,139
-You're a bigger risk taker than me.
-[all laugh]

464
00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:24,976
[pop music plays]

465
00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:32,650
Is there a reason why
you can't sit at the table with us?

466
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:34,860
What?

467
00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:37,446
[Jeff]
What's going on with your hair?

468
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:41,075
-[Zoila] Saturday was good, now it...
-It looked great on Saturday.

469
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,118
No.

470
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:45,663
You're lucky Monroe's not here.
She would not put up with that.

471
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:51,210
Zoila, my longtime housekeeper,
has graduated to simply nanny.

472
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:55,256
She's very smart.
She's very, like, so sharp.

473
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:58,009
And she and I have
a very similar sense of humor.

474
00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:00,428
There's kind of a camaraderie.
We've been together for a long time.

475
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:01,512
We know each other very well.

476
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:04,807
I trust her with my life.
I trust her with my kid's life.

477
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,100
Monroe loves her.

478
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:10,646
You know, Sunday when you just say,
"Hey, Monroe, go brush your teeth,"

479
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:14,483
she wanted jumping in it, in the sink.
I say, "It's not good."

480
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,193
"My daddy say it's okay."

481
00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:18,362
I say, "No, you wanna call Daddy?"

482
00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:21,532
She say, "No, you fired."

483
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:22,700
-She said she fired you?
-[Zoila] Yeah.

484
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,661
Every day when I come,
she's told me that.

485
00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,079
"Really? You wanna leave?"

486
00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,330
God, she sounds like her dad.

487
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:29,665
[all chuckle]

488
00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:30,875
[Jeff]
I'll joke around a lot.

489
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,335
Like, when she comes home
and she's been gone for two days,

490
00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:36,130
I'll fake cry and I'll be like,
"I missed you so much."

491
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:38,340
And then she said,
"Daddy, I'm right here."

492
00:21:38,424 --> 00:21:39,842
And then I said,
"Well, did you miss me?"

493
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:43,304
And she said,
"Yeah, but I don't cry about it."

494
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,389
So that's kind of Monroe.

495
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:48,142
She is very affectionate
and she's very sweet and caring.

496
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:49,935
She always kind of checks on me,

497
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:53,189
which is good 'cause she'll probably be
taking care of me one day, like, soon.

498
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:55,691
If you think about it,
it makes sense.

499
00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:56,984
She is probably gonna take care of me

500
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,403
'cause I don't know who else
is going to.

501
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:01,030
Bad teacher.

502
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,450
I don't want her firing you.
I'll talk to her about it.

503
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,744
-Wait, did she fire Lily too?
-Yeah.

504
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,913
[pop music plays]

505
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,044
[phone rings]

506
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,379
-[Carrie] Hey.
-Hey, how's it going?

507
00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:19,465
-Good. How are you?
-Good. Um...

508
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:23,094
I keep checking the MLS to see
if the house next door has closed yet.

509
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,304
I checked it this weekend.
It didn't close yet.

510
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,931
It's not. It doesn't look like
it's closed. I checked it too.

511
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,724
-Mm-mm.
-Yeah.

512
00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:31,811
-Okay, if you can find out.
-All right.

513
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,896
[Jeff]
I want to sell my Hollywood Hills house.

514
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:37,691
I love this house,
but I need more of a family house.

515
00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:43,114
Carrie Lewis is my younger brother's wife.
We've worked together on many deals.

516
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:46,867
She's a real estate agent
and Carrie found me this

517
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:51,247
incredible value
in this amazing neighborhood.

518
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,581
It was kind of like a dream house.

519
00:22:52,665 --> 00:22:54,875
That's a big house.

520
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:02,716
I was so excited, I felt this urgency
to sell my house, like, very quickly

521
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,262
because I needed the money from
my house so I could buy this next house.

522
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,180
[Carrie]
They had a couple offers on that house.

523
00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:09,849
I know the listing agent.
I'll call her.

524
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,475
-All right.
-All right.

525
00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:14,520
The problem is my neighborhood
is a particular buyer.

526
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,896
A lot of second homes.

527
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,023
There's no urgency
for that person to purchase.

528
00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:19,525
They're gonna keep looking
and looking and looking

529
00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:21,735
until they find the right house
and the house will sell.

530
00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,863
Will it be next month?
Will it be tomorrow? I don't know.

531
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:27,074
So I do wanna get it on the market,
like, right away.

532
00:23:27,158 --> 00:23:29,785
All right, and then I'm seeing you
Wednesday, right?

533
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,662
[Carrie] Yeah, mm-hmm,
I'm gonna see you Wednesday.

534
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:33,789
-I'm seeing you Wednesday at 11:00.
-Okay.

535
00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:36,292
-All right, bye, love you.
-All right, bye, love you.

536
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,837
[pop music plays]

537
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,759
-[Jeff] All right, where do I go?
-[Shane] Left, please. Left, left.

538
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:50,598
-Let's ask. Is she close to Yum Yum?
-Yeah, we're half a mile away.

539
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:51,682
[thud]

540
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,350
-Oh, God.
-Shit. Sorry.

541
00:23:53,434 --> 00:23:55,060
We need, like, a signal.
Like, I gotta warn you.

542
00:23:55,144 --> 00:23:56,854
[Shane]
My life flashed before my eyes.

543
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,356
[pop music plays]

544
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:03,777
-[Jeff] I'm early.
-I see that.

545
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:05,321
-How are you?
-Hi.

546
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:07,489
-So good to see you.
-It's so good to see you.

547
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,867
[Jeff]
I think she's gonna find pretty quickly

548
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:14,121
that even though everything
will look prettier, the house is cramped.

549
00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:15,039
It's tight for them.

550
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:18,792
When I'm finished, they should sell it
and I think they should buy a bigger home.

551
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:21,503
Like, twice the size or more.

552
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,840
Been thinking a lot
about what we should do.

553
00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:28,093
Your house actually
on the inside is really cute.

554
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,511
-Well, thanks.
-[Jeff] It's really cute.

555
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,222
The problem is the outside.

556
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,973
There's a lot of deferred maintenance.

557
00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:36,352
And now that the lawn is starting to die,
it's starting to look like a foreclosure.

558
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,188
-Which I know it's not.
-Okay, calm down now.

559
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:40,648
[laughs] I'm a busy lady.

560
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,399
No, no, I know, I know, I know.

561
00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:45,486
So I feel like the majority of the money
needs to be spent on the outside.

562
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:47,154
-Painting the house...
-[Fortune] Okay.

563
00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:49,490
I think you have to entirely
relandscape the front

564
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,991
and I think the back
needs a little help.

565
00:24:51,075 --> 00:24:51,909
[Fortune] Yeah.

566
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:55,162
Fortune's house is a little misleading
because I think the house

567
00:24:55,246 --> 00:24:58,624
looks better on the inside
than it looks on the outside.

568
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,542
So I think we start with the exterior.

569
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:04,546
You've got this huge front yard
that's really basically unusable

570
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:05,714
because it's so exposed.

571
00:25:05,798 --> 00:25:07,007
Right.

572
00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:09,134
-So we do real security fencing.
-[Fortune] Yeah.

573
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,303
Hedge it.
That's gonna give you privacy.

574
00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:12,763
-Yeah.
-It's gonna give you security.

575
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,975
And it's all of a sudden
gonna give you access to this huge yard.

576
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,393
-That's true, yeah.
-Yeah.

577
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,813
We're going to relandscape
the whole front yard,

578
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,858
hedge the whole yard,
paint the entire exterior of the house.

579
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:26,235
We're bringing in a water feature.

580
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,904
Ultimately,
we're increasing the value

581
00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:31,031
so she'll be able to get top dollar

582
00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,491
with all the improvements
that we're making.

583
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,743
I'm super stoked about the outside,

584
00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:37,579
but I would love some of your advice
on the inside too.

585
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:39,623
-Sure.
-You have the touch.

586
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:41,667
And we're just lesbians.

587
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,086
[all laugh]

588
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:47,214
The irony is that lesbians
are supposed to be good at the outdoor.

589
00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:48,924
-But not you two.
-[Fortune] Not us.

590
00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:51,927
But if you put us on the right track,
we will not let you down.

591
00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:53,262
[laughs]

592
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,514
I'm so excited to see what he does.

593
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,309
-I was gonna leave this tree here.
-Okay.

594
00:25:58,392 --> 00:25:59,977
-[Jeff] This tree.
-[Fortune] Yeah.

595
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,687
And then obviously that large tree
and then...

596
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,480
And then take out the stuff in between?

597
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,399
-Literally everything.
-That's fine.

598
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,484
I think if somebody had kids or dogs,
like, maybe you would utilize this area.

599
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,028
[Fortune]
Yeah, like, they'd be running around.

600
00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:12,156
-So maybe this is where the water feature.
-Okay.

601
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:14,116
I think it's gonna change
the whole front of the house.

602
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,826
It's gonna change the whole front yard.

603
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:18,579
We may end up using it
more than the backyard.

604
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,206
Yeah, I'm fine
with focusing on the outside

605
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:24,585
and you getting it
how you think it is best.

606
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:25,502
[Jeff] Okay.

607
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,505
[Fortune] I still wanna accomplish
those couple things inside

608
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,424
if we need to go beyond the budget.

609
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,009
Yeah, well just ask my grandma
for some more birthday checks. Yeah.

610
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:35,054
Yeah, I'm gonna get the more
birthday checks from her grandma.

611
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,972
[all laugh]

612
00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,058
I don't know if they loved the fact

613
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:42,394
that I wanted to focus on the exterior
before the interior,

614
00:26:42,478 --> 00:26:46,273
but curb appeal is very important
and so we start with the exterior.

615
00:26:46,357 --> 00:26:51,236
And then on the inside,
if money permits, little things.

616
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,155
We appreciate you.

617
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:56,367
I didn't notice the walkway.
I think we might do something with it.

618
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,868
-Shit.
-[Fortune] Shit.

619
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:58,911
Look how narrow it is.

620
00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:01,330
This is when skinny people
owned the house.

621
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:05,334
[all laugh]

622
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,462
The fact that he has
such a strong vision for the exterior,

623
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:11,173
I know it's gonna look so much better

624
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:13,509
than anything Jax and I
could ever come up with.

625
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,761
I promise we'll be better lesbians.

626
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:16,845
Okay.

627
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,807
Only because you're
putting us off on the right path.

628
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,683
[all laugh]

629
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,852
-[Fortune] Get it?
-Got it.

630
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:27,314
We're gonna be on the right path.
[laughs]

631
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:33,487
[pop music plays]

632
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,661
I can pull some stuff out.
Like, do we need all this crap?

633
00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,372
Why do we have a Peppa Pig costume?

634
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:44,665
I don't know, Jeff.

635
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,041
I'm gonna have to clean this out.

636
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,418
Now is the time
to get rid of these things

637
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,711
is when she's at school.

638
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:55,717
Aurora is my housekeeper/nanny
and she is Zoila's sister.

639
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,261
Not so great with the discipline,

640
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,764
but you know, I think Aurora's very sweet
and very nurturing with Monroe.

641
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:02,683
I'll get a trash bag
and I'll clean all that out.

642
00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:03,642
[Aurora] Okay.

643
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:07,980
[Jeff] I usually do a periodic cleaning
through drawers and cabinets.

644
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,816
Plus, I like to be able
to show the house at any time.

645
00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:15,154
And thinking ahead of moving,
I don't want to pack unnecessary things.

646
00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:17,197
Why do we have a toilet paper roll here?

647
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:18,532
[Aurora] I don't know.

648
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,367
[Jeff] Let's go through this
and see what we can donate.

649
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,536
-She doesn't use this.
-She don't play anymore with that.

650
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:23,454
Garbage.

651
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:24,580
Okay, throw that out.

652
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,458
Just this weekend, Monroe's like,
"Daddy, I miss our old house."

653
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,668
She's like, "I miss my playground.
I miss my playroom."

654
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,378
Like, she had to list everything too.

655
00:28:31,462 --> 00:28:33,464
So it wasn't that she
just had to stick the knife in,

656
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,466
she had to continue to twist it.

657
00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:39,178
And then I felt like a failure.
I'm like...

658
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:42,347
So now we're gonna have
another house.

659
00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:44,433
We'll have a backyard,
we'll have this, we'll have that.

660
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,643
She's a hoarder. Did she...

661
00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:49,354
-She puts dresses on all the boys.
-Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

662
00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:50,647
Does she really?

663
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:51,565
-[Shane] Yeah.
-[Aurora] She does.

664
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:53,066
She won't let me change them
unless we're playing.

665
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,526
Look, the baby.

666
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,694
[laughs]

667
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,612
[Aurora] We did it.

668
00:28:56,695 --> 00:29:01,116
[Jeff] Okay, good. Now we only have
the kitchen and four more bathrooms,

669
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,286
her bedroom and her closet,
my closet.

670
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,666
[Shane] Ooh, a red Range Rover,
that's so sassy. Oh, she's backing out.

671
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,793
-She's gonna hit that wall.
-Oh, no, this is bad.

672
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:14,505
Yeah, I think she already did.
She's not a very good driver.

673
00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:16,465
-We need to wave to her.
-A nice, big wave.

674
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:17,925
-Yeah.
-Blow a kiss.

675
00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,928
Oh, I think it's a dude.

676
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,012
-Yeah.
-Hey, bro.

677
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,472
He's not happy.

678
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:25,057
-[phone rings]
-[Jeff] Tyler.

679
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,225
-[Tyler] Hi.
-[Jeff] Hi.

680
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:29,436
I would like to consider
SUNPAN for Wilmer's.

681
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,812
I think he'll like their stuff.

682
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,148
-Yeah, it's modern and it's moody.
-Yeah.

683
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,817
-Okay, I'm on my way there too.
-Great, I'll see you in a few minutes.

684
00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:39,321
Tyler worked for me
for four years as my assistant.

685
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:42,574
So in a way, I trained him.
You know, we have a nice rapport.

686
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:46,203
I know his work ethic.
He and I pick out the exact same things.

687
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:48,288
We've always had a very similar aesthetic.

688
00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:51,416
So out of everyone,
if I were to send him shopping,

689
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,918
he knows exactly what I like.

690
00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:56,338
-[Amanda] Hey, good morning.
-Good morning. This is Razmik.

691
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,256
-Hi.
-Hi, Razmik.

692
00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:58,173
This is Amanda.

693
00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,383
-Amanda. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

694
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,884
-Come on in.
-Go ahead.

695
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,095
We're gonna wanna
probably move the shelves.

696
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,264
We're gonna turn this
into kind of a great room.

697
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:06,348
[Razmik] Yeah, I'll measure it.

698
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,516
[Jeff] Okay, take your time.
We're here.

699
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,770
Okay, so this is just
to give you an idea...

700
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,189
-Mm-hmm.
-...of a better entertaining space.

701
00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,608
Ever since you brought it up,
I'm obsessed with the idea

702
00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:18,318
of having this living space here.

703
00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:21,738
I have realized, like, how crucial,
like, having that space is.

704
00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:22,864
[Jeff]
You're gonna love it.

705
00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:25,075
All of it'll be kid-friendly,
but we'll make very sure

706
00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,077
with, like, sharp edges
and things like that.

707
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:29,997
So were we planning
on doing a rug in there?

708
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,332
[Tyler] There's one in there now.
It's very low-piled.

709
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,834
Okay, 'cause we have to be
real careful about that

710
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,335
'cause the shit gets everywhere.

711
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,588
-Okay, we gotta be mindful of that.
-That's how it goes.

712
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:40,299
We're gonna refurnish the great room
which is the room off the kitchen.

713
00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:44,636
And then I think by creating this
really cozy family room off the kitchen,

714
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:49,182
the baby can play and she could be there
and keep an eye on her.

715
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:50,434
See how there's an opening right here?

716
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:51,351
[Razmik] Yeah.

717
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,937
We would like to make
a duplicate opening here.

718
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,564
Lose this door.

719
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,150
We wanna get that opening
as close to the kitchen as possible.

720
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,277
[Razmik]
So the bill will drop.

721
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,070
-[Jeff] And then I have my molding on top?
-[Razmik] Yeah.

722
00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:04,906
-[Tyler] I don't understand.
-Here, stand over here, Tyler.

723
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,450
He's talking about
taking the whole wall out.

724
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,534
-That's what I'm asking.
-Yeah.

725
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:10,412
So it'd just be one really large opening.

726
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:11,663
-Which could be great.
-[Shane] That would be nice there.

727
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:16,043
[Jeff] We are going to install
wallpaper and paneling,

728
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:17,628
open up the dining room wall.

729
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:21,840
The dining room is gonna be
much more easy to access.

730
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:25,052
So if she is setting the table
and the baby's right there,

731
00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:27,596
it all can be managed.

732
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,307
We never utilize that door.
We hardly use this room.

733
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:34,269
So opening this and having it be
a more functional space makes sense.

734
00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:35,395
-[Razmik] Right.
-[Jeff] Yeah.

735
00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:36,855
And by opening this up,

736
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,982
we're trying to bring some more light
into the hallway as well.

737
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:40,317
Oh, yeah, this alone.

738
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,319
So you guys
won't live like vampires anymore.

739
00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:43,570
[laughs]

740
00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:45,906
The good news
is that your skin will always look great.

741
00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,366
[Amanda laughs]

742
00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:52,913
Okay, the other thing I need a bid on
is we wanna replace this front door.

743
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:56,333
Trick here. Do you want...

744
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,960
There's one more. [laughs]

745
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,087
I don't wanna break anything.

746
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,297
We're thinking about double doors,

747
00:32:02,381 --> 00:32:06,718
but I also want to get bids
for a single steel and glass door

748
00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:10,514
and then potentially a sidelight
so we can get some light in here.

749
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:11,848
Okay.

750
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,642
Jeff is creating something

751
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:17,187
that's a little bit more comfortable
for the family.

752
00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:21,024
To me, that kind of just means
lighter and brighter open space,

753
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,609
really, like, calm and relaxing,

754
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:27,489
but I think that to Wilmer
to come home and it's really dark,

755
00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:30,534
it's very elegant and I agree-ish,

756
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:34,037
but I think that definitely lightening up
could help and, like, balance it out.

757
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:35,205
I mean, it's exciting.

758
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:39,167
I, like, live for change and, like,
having something new is really fun.

759
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,045
Um, that's all we need for now.
How long would it take?

760
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,255
[Razmik]
Maybe three days.

761
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:44,589
Three days for this opening?

762
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:45,549
-Mm-hmm.
-[Jeff] Okay.

763
00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,051
Maybe less. We'll be quick.
You'll be surprised.

764
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:48,969
Okay.

765
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,387
-Nice to meet you.
-Very nice to meet you.

766
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:51,304
-Thanks, Razmik.
-Thank you.

767
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:52,222
Okay, bye-bye.

768
00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,641
So then I'll bring you
individual pieces of furniture

769
00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,101
that you can start
looking at for approval.

770
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,061
Okay, yeah, furniture will be fun.

771
00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:00,021
-All right. Thank you, Amanda.
-Thanks, Jeff.

772
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:00,939
-[Jeff] We'll see you later.
-[Amanda] All right.

773
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,858
[pop music plays]

774
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,784
-I love you so much. Oh, my God.
-Hi. How are you?

775
00:33:12,868 --> 00:33:13,952
Oh, my God, happy birthday.

776
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,121
[Jeff] Megan has been
in this business a long time.

777
00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:19,374
Megan's designs tend to be
softer and more feminine.

778
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:24,296
And Tyler is more
clean lines and hard edges.

779
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:28,884
And so I find when they work together,
it's really, like, a perfect blend.

780
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:31,553
-How are you?
-Good. Come on in.

781
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:32,471
-Hi, Jax.
-Hey.

782
00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:33,555
[Jeff]
How are you?

783
00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:35,766
Oh, hi. How's it going?

784
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:36,975
-I'm Carrie.
-I'm Fortune.

785
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,685
-It's really nice to meet you.
-It's nice to meet you.

786
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:40,395
-Come on in.
-I wanna come in. I'm, like, so hot.

787
00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:42,606
-I know, it's so hot.
-It's so hot.

788
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,649
Oh, my God,
I love seeing you in this mode.

789
00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:46,902
Jeff gets the cavalry together.

790
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:47,903
[Megan] Yeah.

791
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:49,863
I've only been around radio Jeff.

792
00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,448
Oh, yeah, radio Jeff's
a little more mellow, right?

793
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:52,824
-Yeah, you're like silly.
-[Megan] I don't know if I'd say that.

794
00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:55,202
[Jeff]
Okay. Okay.

795
00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:57,537
-Um, one bedroom's over here, Carrie.
-Okay.

796
00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:01,124
I don't work exclusively
with one agent in particular,

797
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,793
but I do most of my business with Carrie.

798
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:06,171
She specialized
in that particular neighborhood,

799
00:34:06,254 --> 00:34:08,381
so I said, "Hey, you know,
maybe you can guide me.

800
00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,675
Like, how does this affect
the value of the house?"

801
00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:11,593
I trust her.

802
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:14,512
If she tells me that something is a good
deal or something is not a good deal,

803
00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:15,639
I respect her opinion.

804
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:17,974
I'll take you outside.
Here, over here.

805
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:19,851
We're painting
the whole outside of the house.

806
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,686
I gotta get pillows.
I gotta get potted plants.

807
00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:23,396
-This is brand-new.
-And this all has to be re-sodded.

808
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,396
-Agreed.
-Okay.

809
00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:26,399
-I'm gonna do new sprinklers, new sod.
-Yeah.

810
00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:30,445
He just comes in, it's full steam ahead.
It's like he's on a mission.

811
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,823
Would you take all this green off?

812
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,367
If I have to take this off to paint,
is that a problem?

813
00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,576
[Fortune]
No, take it. That's fine.

814
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:37,494
[Jeff] Great.

815
00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:40,789
It's almost like watching
the movie A Beautiful Mind

816
00:34:40,872 --> 00:34:44,291
where he just, like,
has this scenario in front of him

817
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:47,086
and he's putting
all the puzzle pieces together.

818
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:51,340
It's kind of cool to watch,
but then when you realize it's your house,

819
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,175
it's a little like, "Oh, my God."

820
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,971
I have to redo the flowerbeds
all along the front.

821
00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:57,889
-[Carrie] Yeah.
-[Jeff] 'Cause it's an overgrown mess.

822
00:34:57,973 --> 00:34:59,349
It depends on how much it is.

823
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,852
Let's see how much I have.

824
00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:03,395
[all laugh]

825
00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:07,399
I have a check
from Jax's grandma for $100.

826
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,692
-Okay.
-That's a start.

827
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,151
You know what? That'll fix the gate.

828
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,778
[Fortune]
Okay, cool. [laughs]

829
00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:14,823
Do you have an idea of a value or no?
Do you need to go do comps?

830
00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:18,743
I mean, the corner house
just sold, uh, like six months ago.

831
00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:20,495
What did they sell it for?

832
00:35:20,579 --> 00:35:22,497
1.25, I think.

833
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:26,501
See, they did the hedges. It's nice.

834
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,962
But we have a bigger yard
and we have a pool.

835
00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:30,338
-They don't have a pool.
-Okay.

836
00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:32,549
So suck it, neighbors!

837
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:34,759
I have an idea in my head,
but I wanna do comps.

838
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,014
And they may have their do number.
You have that? You have a number?

839
00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:40,223
Maybe.

840
00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:43,852
He can't make us
sell our house, right?

841
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,520
Right, guys?

842
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:46,897
So what's your number?

843
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,982
-[Fortune] I wanna see what you say first.
-I wanna see what she says, yeah.

844
00:35:49,065 --> 00:35:50,859
[Jeff] A lot of times, people,
they're back and forth.

845
00:35:50,942 --> 00:35:53,695
Like, "Should we sell? Should we not sell?
I love this house."

846
00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:57,991
But when you put a number on it
where you absolutely have to go,

847
00:35:58,074 --> 00:36:02,287
like, "I'm out,"
that's kind of your key price.

848
00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:04,581
Carrie, how long do you think
until we can get a number?

849
00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,124
'Cause if she's a little bit on the fence?

850
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,293
I didn't know this was going to be
such a high-pressure situation.

851
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:09,628
[Jeff]
I'm not leaving you until I get a number.

852
00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:12,380
Uh, later today or tomorrow.

853
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:15,425
He doesn't like to wait. [laughs]

854
00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:16,968
I'm impatient.

855
00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,053
I can tell.

856
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,729
[pop music plays]

857
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,777
We can push all of this this way, right?

858
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,570
And also this. We have to cover this.

859
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,530
I think if you cover that
and then we move this.

860
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:39,783
[Razmik] Just move this table
and maybe take the rug out.

861
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:42,494
[pop music plays]

862
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,338
What's that?

863
00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:56,675
[Razmik] You got electrical wires.
That's not a problem.

864
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:57,759
We can just remove it.

865
00:36:57,842 --> 00:36:59,552
-[Tyler] Yeah, that's easy.
-[Razmik] But this is the problem.

866
00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:01,846
This should be electrical.

867
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,307
I don't know
what kind of electrical this is.

868
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:05,600
[Tyler]
Can you move it?

869
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:07,018
[Razmik]
No, he's supposed to bring the...

870
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:08,186
-Electrician?
-Yeah.

871
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,814
[Razmik]
It's definitely not gas.

872
00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:15,068
Gas lines are usually black lines,
but we'll check it.

873
00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:17,904
Do they have an attic we can go to?

874
00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:19,406
Um...

875
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,367
Hey, do you have an attic space?

876
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:25,412
There's a pipe that he saw and he's just
wondering what it is and where it goes.

877
00:37:25,495 --> 00:37:26,621
[Razmik]
I wanna go here.

878
00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:29,040
[Amanda] Yeah, so you have to access
that through our master closet.

879
00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:30,458
-[Razmik] Can I?
-Sure.

880
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:34,045
Take Laurel Canyon to the 101.

881
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,714
All right. Can you call Tyler?

882
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,259
[phone rings]

883
00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:42,345
Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system.

884
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:43,430
[beeps]

885
00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:47,517
Hey, Tyler, it's Jeff.
Just checking in. Um, call me back.

886
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,935
We're on our way to Wilmer's. Bye.

887
00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:54,274
I found it, the old roof.
A new roof is on top of it.

888
00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:55,942
I'll show you.

889
00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:58,278
They never removed the old roof.
See, look at that.

890
00:37:58,361 --> 00:37:59,404
[Tyler]
Oh, my God.

891
00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:00,488
What the...

892
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:02,615
[Razmik]
It's like a war zone.

893
00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:04,451
[Amanda] When someone's like,
"Yeah, we're gonna break down a wall,"

894
00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:06,578
like, I just assume
it's gonna be super simple.

895
00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:09,497
Like, "Okay, break down the wall.
What could go so wrong?"

896
00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:14,085
But obviously no one was expecting this
pipe just randomly in the dining room.

897
00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:16,379
So it's like, "Oh, that could go wrong."

898
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,965
I mean, I don't know what these spaces
are supposed to look like,

899
00:38:19,049 --> 00:38:21,134
-but it looks insane.
-[Tyler] Usually, there's like...

900
00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:23,803
[Razmik] Usually, you wanna see
insulation, nothing else.

901
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,638
-Just pretty clean, no debris.
-[Amanda] Yeah.

902
00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:29,517
It just seemed odd.
Then we should probably fix that, right?

903
00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:31,019
I don't know what's going on up there.

904
00:38:31,102 --> 00:38:33,271
It's... It's up there, though.

905
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,065
[Razmik]
Hopefully, there is no water in it.

906
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:36,107
Let's check under the house.

907
00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:38,568
I think it's on the other side
of this bathroom down there.

908
00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:43,114
Where is Tyler? What the hell is going on?
Why is he not calling me back?

909
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:44,616
I'll text him.

910
00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:46,618
[vehicle roars by]

911
00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:47,535
-Whoa.
-[horn honks]

912
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:48,536
Get in your own lane.

913
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:51,831
[Amanda] Um...

914
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:56,461
Should I be wearing a mask?

915
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:59,380
[Tyler] I'm afraid it's going
to catch something on fire.

916
00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:00,507
What?

917
00:39:02,217 --> 00:39:04,511
Good to see you guys. Wow.

918
00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:07,430
[Razmik]
You're late for the action.

919
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,265
Let's not make this overdramatic.

920
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:12,602
We don't need, like, crazy music
or we don't need like... [gasps]

921
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:14,562
We don't need,
like, crazy reactions to this.

922
00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:15,647
This is not an emergency.

923
00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:18,691
The pipe that was going through,
we thought it's electrical.

924
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:21,361
And I went in the attic. It's crazy.

925
00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:23,488
There's a roof on top of a roof.

926
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,156
Was it done to code?

927
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,199
-Yeah, I'm sure.
-Oh, okay.

928
00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:29,160
There was a fire sprinkler.
It was on the old roof.

929
00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:31,037
We don't need it.
It's abandoned.

930
00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,581
[Razmik]
Yeah, just remove it.

931
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:35,333
I see, okay.

932
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,670
They thought we would need
some sort of specialty tradesperson

933
00:39:38,753 --> 00:39:41,714
to relocate the pipe,
and where do we relocate it?

934
00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:44,384
So for a second,
we were halted,

935
00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:47,470
but then Razmik discovered
that it was an abandoned pipe.

936
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:50,265
We no longer needed it
and was able to cut it out.

937
00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:51,683
It's not the end of the world.

938
00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:53,351
We don't need
to freak out over this.

939
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,186
-Shane.
-Yeah.

940
00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:58,189
Can you take one of these light bulbs?
There's a lot out.

941
00:39:58,273 --> 00:39:59,566
[Shane] A lot?

942
00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:03,862
I mean, it might be a little less dark
in here if we replace some of these bulbs.

943
00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:05,196
Maybe we should just get all new, like...

944
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,322
-[Shane] I think all new bulbs.
-[Jeff] Yeah.

945
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,576
[Shane]
As soon as I start thinking about it,

946
00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:12,370
there's a lot of light bulbs out.

947
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,082
We're gonna replace
all those light bulbs for you.

948
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,251
-Okay.
-'Cause half 'em are out.

949
00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:20,295
[Amanda]
But then it would be so bright in here.

950
00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:21,212
Oh, yeah.

951
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:23,298
-She has to protect her skin.
-[laughs]

952
00:40:23,381 --> 00:40:24,340
Okay.

953
00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:25,508
-Thanks, Jeff.
-[Shane] Bye.

954
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:26,718
-[Jeff] Thanks, Amanda.
-Bye.

955
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:28,970
[pop music plays]

956
00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:33,266
[phone rings]

957
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:34,184
[Jeff's dad]
Hey, what's up?

958
00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:35,852
I wanted to ask your advice.

959
00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:37,020
Carrie's showing me the house.

960
00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:40,315
If it's what I think it is,
it's a real good deal.

961
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:45,820
It's 9,000 feet on an acre,
gated, Beverly Hills.

962
00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:49,699
It's a big cosmetic fixer.
Every finish has to be changed.

963
00:40:49,782 --> 00:40:52,118
I'd offer six and a half cash,
21-day escrow.

964
00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:54,245
It's a good deal.
It's a good buy.

965
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:55,330
[Jeff's dad]
Yeah, that sounds like a good buy.

966
00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:58,374
Look at the houses. Say, "Look,
I'm gonna wanna make an offer on them,

967
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,668
but I can't buy it
unless I get this sold."

968
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:05,298
I'm gonna sell my Hollywood Hills house
and in order to make the jump that I want,

969
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:09,761
I need a certain number out of that house,
somewhere between five and five-five.

970
00:41:09,844 --> 00:41:13,014
I have some good comps
to justify my price,

971
00:41:13,097 --> 00:41:15,516
but what I would like is
someone to come in and pay a little more.

972
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,936
I'm gonna go ahead and list
with the Altmans on this one.

973
00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:18,853
[Jeff's dad] Really?

974
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:21,314
He's got the platform.
He's got the platform and the resources.

975
00:41:21,397 --> 00:41:24,692
And he's got a lot of staff
that help him get it done quickly.

976
00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:25,610
[Jeff's dad] Yeah.

977
00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:31,407
So my question to you is, at what point
do I tell Carrie and what do I say?

978
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:37,413
[Jeff's dad] I'd just say, "Look, you know
these guys can sell it really fast.

979
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:40,708
You know, I can't buy these other
houses till we sell this one quickly."

980
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,420
I often consult my dad. I think
my dad has a lot of life experience.

981
00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:47,131
He's, you know, very successful,
he's very smart,

982
00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:50,510
and he's been in real estate
for a lot longer than me.

983
00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:52,512
I get a lot of great advice from him.

984
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,389
And I think he's always
trying to protect me.

985
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:58,184
[Jeff's dad] She's gonna get
the guarantee to buy on the other one.

986
00:41:58,268 --> 00:42:00,645
She's gonna get
between a five-and-a-half

987
00:42:00,728 --> 00:42:03,940
and a seven-and-a-half-million-dollar
purchase.

988
00:42:04,023 --> 00:42:05,108
[Jeff's dad]
I'd call right now.

989
00:42:05,191 --> 00:42:06,818
-No, because I don't...
-I'd call right now.

990
00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:09,070
-I don't want the...
-She's gonna be mad either way.

991
00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,283
It's a slippery slope.

992
00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:17,287
For a while there,
it was exclusively Carrie.

993
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:22,375
So when I chose to list
my Sherman Oaks house with the Altmans,

994
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,294
that did not go over well.

995
00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:27,130
That turned into a major argument

996
00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:30,842
and a rift within the family.
that lasted for months.

997
00:42:30,925 --> 00:42:36,055
But the Altmans specialize in that
exact pocket where I live right now.

998
00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:39,392
So although Carrie
is a phenomenal real estate agent

999
00:42:39,475 --> 00:42:41,144
and I have done so many deals with her,

1000
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:45,189
for this particular deal,
the Altmans are the better fit.

1001
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:48,234
You gotta back me.

1002
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:50,194
[Jeff's dad]
Do whatever you need to do with her.

1003
00:42:50,278 --> 00:42:51,612
And of course I'll back you.

1004
00:42:51,696 --> 00:42:54,198
Okay. All right. Thank you.

1005
00:42:54,282 --> 00:42:56,492
-Bye. Love you.
-Bye. Love you.

1006
00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:58,286
[phone beeps]

1007
00:42:58,369 --> 00:42:59,203
Oh, my God.

1008
00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:02,832
So you have something to look forward to.

1009
00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:07,420
[pop music plays]

1010
00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:18,222
[phone rings]

1011
00:43:18,306 --> 00:43:19,724
-[Carrie] Hello?
-Hi.

1012
00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:24,020
Um, assuming we do
everything that we've talked about...

1013
00:43:24,103 --> 00:43:24,937
[Carrie] Mm-hmm.

1014
00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:27,398
I think the number is, like,
one-four or one-five.

1015
00:43:29,442 --> 00:43:31,486
[Carrie] So here's the thing,
from public records,

1016
00:43:31,569 --> 00:43:33,905
it's showing as 1600 square feet.

1017
00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:37,617
The house that she's talking about
is across the street.

1018
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:40,036
It was a much bigger house
by 500 square feet,

1019
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:43,414
so none of the comps that
you would look at applied.

1020
00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:44,624
Not even relevant.

1021
00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:45,833
Shit.

1022
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:50,838
So, okay, I do think, Carrie,
you're gonna have to explain this to them.

1023
00:43:52,423 --> 00:43:53,257
[Carrie] Okay.

1024
00:43:53,341 --> 00:43:57,303
I understand Carrie's strategy. I think
she's trying to get people in the door.

1025
00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,349
But when I first talked to Fortune,
she was very confident,

1026
00:44:01,432 --> 00:44:04,185
based on the comparable sales
in the neighborhood,

1027
00:44:04,268 --> 00:44:06,270
that her house was worth X.

1028
00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:09,857
And I was surprised that Carrie's
assessment came in a little lower,

1029
00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:12,735
but Fortune was off
on the square footage.

1030
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:17,281
And then when she was comparing it
to the house across the street,

1031
00:44:17,365 --> 00:44:19,867
it was not an accurate comparison.

1032
00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:23,371
So, look, I have a fear
that Carrie's assessment

1033
00:44:23,454 --> 00:44:27,542
gives Fortune
yet another excuse not to move.

1034
00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:30,545
So let me figure out,

1035
00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:34,340
probably sometime next week,
where you could have a conversation, okay?

1036
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:35,842
[Carrie]
Okay, thank you.

1037
00:44:35,925 --> 00:44:37,885
All right, talk to you later. Thank you.

1038
00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:38,803
-Okay, bye.
-Bye.

1039
00:44:40,263 --> 00:44:42,265
[Jeff] I don't know when it's gonna be
a good moment to have that conversation.

1040
00:44:42,348 --> 00:44:43,766
[Shane]
There's never gonna be a good moment.

1041
00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:46,561
[pop music plays]

1042
00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:48,312
We're about to get very, very busy.

1043
00:44:50,356 --> 00:44:51,399
[Jeff]
How long have you been here?

1044
00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:52,400
For a year.

1045
00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:54,944
And there's sections that are not done,
like our room.

1046
00:44:55,027 --> 00:44:57,238
It needs a facelift
and maybe a little lipo.

1047
00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:58,448
-Hello.
-Jeff.

1048
00:44:58,531 --> 00:45:00,283
-Jeff. Lamorne. Come on in.
-Nice to meet you.

1049
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:02,952
Is there some way to do that
in, like, stainless steel?

1050
00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:04,829
[Jeff] What about 24-karat gold?
Could you do that?

1051
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:06,289
Tell me what you feel.

1052
00:45:06,372 --> 00:45:07,832
I think we might be overdoing it.

1053
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:09,125
[woman]
My husband is very frugal.

1054
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,042
[Jeff]
Okay, so we don't need to meet him.

1055
00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:10,960
[laughs]

1056
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:12,462
Are you drawn to any particular colors?

1057
00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:13,629
I have no taste.

1058
00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:14,797
-[Jeff] So you're doing the game show.
-Yeah.

1059
00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:16,883
-What I hear is no budget.
-[laughs]

1060
00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:20,136
[Jeff] What do you think about the value?
I wanna make a big jump.

1061
00:45:20,219 --> 00:45:21,929
I know you guys are gonna
get me the most for this house.

1062
00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:22,930
I know you're gonna sell it the quickest.

1063
00:45:23,014 --> 00:45:24,557
It will get top dollar.

1064
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,850
I'm feeling a little pressure.

1065
00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:28,394
If there's gonna be
another baby next year,

1066
00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:29,437
I need another bedroom.

1067
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,105
I need to get in another house.

1068
00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,648
Tyler and I
are a little bit overwhelmed right now,

1069
00:45:32,732 --> 00:45:35,735
so I'm bringing in Andrew
to take over Anthony's house.

1070
00:45:35,818 --> 00:45:37,195
That's a lot more powerful than my dildo.

1071
00:45:38,654 --> 00:45:41,282
Those trees are nasty. Let's take 'em out.

1072
00:45:43,534 --> 00:45:47,914
[man] God damn you, Jeff. If my house
looks bare, it's on your head.

1073
00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:50,291
What happened with Wilmer's art?

1074
00:45:50,374 --> 00:45:52,043
It's those pregnancy photos.

1075
00:45:53,294 --> 00:45:55,546
-The wallpaper was delayed.
-[Jeff] That won't be here till when?

1076
00:45:55,630 --> 00:45:56,464
[woman]
At least four weeks.

1077
00:45:57,298 --> 00:45:58,174
[Jeff]
I didn't know about any of this.

1078
00:45:58,257 --> 00:45:59,509
Maybe I should just hold your check.

1079
00:45:59,592 --> 00:46:00,885
[Jeff]
I want you to be happy,

1080
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:03,262
but you're not gonna get
every single thing that you want.

1081
00:46:03,346 --> 00:46:05,348
I think we're gonna need
an additional 25,000.

1082
00:46:05,431 --> 00:46:06,933
Then we need to find ways to cut.

1083
00:46:10,144 --> 00:46:12,021
Oh, this is dope.

1084
00:46:12,104 --> 00:46:13,898
-Hey!
-Ah!

1085
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,399
This one right here,
it's an attraction.

1086
00:46:15,483 --> 00:46:16,317
It's so good.

1087
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,779
Oh, I love!

1088
00:46:19,862 --> 00:46:21,364
It is so good.

1089
00:46:21,447 --> 00:46:23,824
Well, where the hell
were you two years ago, man?

1090
00:46:23,908 --> 00:46:24,867
[Jeff]
My number was listed.

1091
00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:26,786
[laughs]

1092
00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:30,998
[♪ "Unsaid" by MILKK plays]