1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,927 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,014 ‎(午休时间) 3 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,226 ‎(图书室) 4 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:22,147 ‎有新书! 5 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,649 ‎我的名字叫上理卑美子 6 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,235 ‎我非常容易紧张 7 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,570 ‎只要有人看着我 8 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:31,364 ‎就会紧张得手足无措 无法好好做事 9 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,825 ‎偏偏现在我… 10 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:38,997 ‎正受到同班的古见同学的监视 11 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:43,376 ‎所谓的“交流障碍症” ‎是指不擅长和人交流的一种症状 12 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,296 ‎或是指有这种症状的人 13 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,381 ‎不过需要注意的是 14 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,592 ‎这些人只是不擅长社交 15 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,970 ‎但并不表示他们不想和别人有往来 16 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,355 ‎(任务05 ‎会紧张怯场) 17 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:34,154 ‎说到古见同学 她是个美女 ‎头脑聪明 广受众人欢迎 18 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,406 ‎但她不会因此盛气凌人 19 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,616 ‎总是表现得落落大方 20 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,578 ‎沉默寡言、帅气又有型 21 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:45,623 ‎越想就越觉得她很棒! 22 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,667 ‎至于我… 23 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,378 ‎视力不好 长得也没特别可爱 24 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:54,716 ‎胖胖的 腿又短 而且容易紧张怯场 25 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,595 ‎古见同学她为什么要盯着我看? 26 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,305 ‎好可怕! 27 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,389 ‎(我做错了什么吗?) 28 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,434 ‎害我肚子开始痛了! 29 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,351 ‎(蹲下) 30 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,612 ‎厕所真是个令人安心的地方 31 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,032 ‎这是专属于我的私人空间 32 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:22,327 ‎没有人会看到我 ‎也不会有人注意到我的存在 33 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,037 ‎我好喜欢厕所啊 34 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,332 ‎我一辈子待在厕所里也没关系 35 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,500 ‎有人! 36 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,252 ‎(是来问她要不要紧 ‎但说不出口) 37 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,171 ‎对不起! 38 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,466 ‎我不记得做了什么事 但对不起! 39 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,593 ‎求求你!要我做什么都可以! 40 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:42,430 ‎请原谅我吧! ‎神啊!佛祖!古见大人! 41 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:45,141 ‎(悄声离去) 42 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,852 ‎神明听到我的祷告了! 43 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,522 ‎趁现在… 44 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,316 ‎喔 上理! 45 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,817 ‎正好 46 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,737 ‎请问有什摸事吗? 47 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,281 ‎糟糕!太紧张 结巴了! 48 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,450 ‎第六节体育课 49 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:04,827 ‎不去操场 改在体育馆上 50 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,788 ‎你去跟班上同学说 51 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:10,375 ‎可…可是我… 52 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,126 ‎我得快逃! 53 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,836 ‎好!我知道了! 54 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,505 ‎嗯 回答得很有精神! 55 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,092 ‎怎么办啊? 56 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,468 ‎老师交代我做事 57 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:21,386 ‎(责任) 58 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,554 ‎胃痛、肚子痛 59 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,600 ‎别担心 没事的 上理卑美子! 60 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:28,518 ‎啊! 61 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,604 ‎冷静下来 大声说… 62 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,649 ‎“第六节体育课改在体育馆上” 63 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,359 ‎很简单吧? 64 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,779 ‎不要胆怯 清楚地说出来 65 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:44,450 ‎没错 我要大声说出来 ‎免得别人听不清楚还要再说一遍 66 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,452 ‎啪! 67 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,079 ‎啪? 68 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,623 ‎什么?“啪”是什么东西? 69 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,042 ‎我怎么会发出这种声音? 70 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,962 ‎-大家都在看我 好丢脸! ‎-你没事吧? 71 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:56,879 ‎怎么回事? 72 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,466 ‎我好想从这个世界消失… 73 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,136 ‎(吓到) 74 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,805 ‎第六节体育课改在体育馆上! 75 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:06,764 ‎什么? 76 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,643 ‎不会吧! 77 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,314 ‎我竟然… 78 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,523 ‎成功说出来了! 79 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,026 ‎(开心) 80 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,988 ‎(窃窃私语) 81 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,409 ‎她发生什么事了? 82 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,995 ‎回溯到20分钟前 83 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,124 ‎总之我想说的就是 84 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,794 ‎和任何人都成为朋友是不可能的 85 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,089 ‎古见同学应该也有 ‎合得来和合不来的对象吧? 86 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,800 ‎驯染 突然说这个干吗? 87 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,929 ‎我从儿时玩伴 也就是全校学生里 88 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,600 ‎选出了个性 ‎跟古见同学比较相近的人! 89 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,061 ‎下一个朋友候补就从这里面挑吧! 90 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,229 ‎什么?好帅喔! 91 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,440 ‎先看第一号人选 92 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,068 ‎同班的上理卑美子 93 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,154 ‎喔 我记得她自我介绍时很紧张 94 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,155 ‎没错 95 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,449 ‎上理她是个好孩子 96 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,118 ‎但是很不擅长 ‎面对人际关系带来的压力 97 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,246 ‎具体来说 光是被人盯着看 98 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,749 ‎就会让她出现脸红、抽搐、呼吸急促 99 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,877 ‎口齿不清、流油汗、肚子痛等症状 100 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,712 ‎好可怜 101 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,672 ‎(很有亲近感) 102 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,049 ‎古见同学? 103 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,470 ‎那我们再去看第二号人选 104 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,387 ‎好 105 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,848 ‎奇怪 古见同学呢? 106 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,810 ‎什么?连上理都不见了 107 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,771 ‎(古见同学跟过来了 ‎却紧张得说不出话来) 108 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:37,980 ‎(现在) 109 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:43,444 ‎原来如此 所以你最后 ‎还是没能跟上理同学说上话 110 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,446 ‎(请她把事情经过写在纸上) 111 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,989 ‎(情绪低落) 112 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,660 ‎放心 还有机会! 113 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,411 ‎-请问一下! ‎-喔 114 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,666 ‎古见同学 那个… 115 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,586 ‎你今天一直盯着我看 116 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,797 ‎那个… 117 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,049 ‎我真的很害怕! 118 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,509 ‎(大受打击) 119 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,469 ‎(我真的很害怕!) 120 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,221 ‎可是… 121 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:16,227 ‎虽然不知道你为什么要盯着我看 122 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,437 ‎可是… 123 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,899 ‎多亏了你 124 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,569 ‎我现在有点不一样了 125 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:30,074 ‎所以我想跟你说谢谢! 126 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,038 ‎就是现在! 127 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:40,501 ‎你们两位感觉很合得来呢 128 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:44,672 ‎要不要交个朋友啊? 129 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,258 ‎什么?不可能的! 130 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,926 ‎不可能! 131 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,053 ‎啊 我不是那个意思! 132 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,891 ‎我是觉得我实在配不上古见同学! 133 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,310 ‎可是… 134 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,644 ‎(喘气) 135 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:03,691 ‎如果是当古见同学的狗 ‎我会努力胜任的! 136 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,819 ‎还请多多指教! 137 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,072 ‎古见同学又多了一个朋友 138 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,658 ‎(开始上课前) 139 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,368 ‎(秀出来) 140 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,662 ‎(任务06 ‎手机) 141 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,539 ‎怎么了吗? 142 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,669 ‎(哔哔声) 143 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,964 ‎(已经见怪不怪) 144 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,467 ‎(按错 ‎删除键按太久 全部都不见了) 145 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,928 ‎(开始动摇) 146 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,721 ‎(我爸妈终于买手机给我了) 147 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,765 ‎现在才开始用翻盖式手机吗? 148 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:40,603 ‎这么说来 ‎你原来至今都没用过手机啊? 149 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,939 ‎(因为之前都没有必要) 150 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,358 ‎感觉好心酸啊 古见同学! 151 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,070 ‎(可是) 152 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:55,034 ‎(可是我现在需要) 153 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,537 ‎(因为多亏了只野同学 ‎我交到了好多朋友) 154 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,747 ‎古见同学! 155 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,250 ‎(快哭出来了) 156 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,960 ‎(所以那个…) 157 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,633 ‎(偷瞥) 158 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,429 ‎(我想要朋友的电话号码) 159 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,014 ‎我懂了 160 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,100 ‎可是她为什么迟疑了一下? 161 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:23,980 ‎那我们一起去找驯染 ‎和上理同学 跟他们要电话号码 162 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,535 ‎今天她比平时停顿得更久呢 163 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,541 ‎(我之前太依赖你了 ‎我会想办法跟他们要 我会努力) 164 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:44,792 ‎古见同学! 165 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,128 ‎你什么时候成长了这么多? 166 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,212 ‎(父亲的心情) 167 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,090 ‎喔 古见同学 早安! 168 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,008 ‎怎么了吗? 169 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,719 ‎(颤抖) 170 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,845 ‎你要干吗? 171 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,431 ‎你干吗用那个翻盖式手机对着我? 172 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,224 ‎只野同学 快点翻译! 173 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,061 ‎抱歉 驯染 我只能在一旁默默守望 174 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:05,813 ‎纸? 175 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,690 ‎手机? 176 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,236 ‎日期…数字? 177 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:16,490 ‎难道你是想知道我的手机号码? 178 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,867 ‎(点头) 179 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,952 ‎太好了 成功了! 180 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:24,248 ‎那就不用写在纸上 ‎我直接用你的手机输入… 181 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:25,916 ‎啊! 182 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,294 ‎我懂了 原来如此啊 183 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:31,547 ‎只野同学明明很会察言观色 ‎有时却实在迟钝 184 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,632 ‎因为他是个笨蛋 185 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,217 ‎什么?为什么会讲到我? 186 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,927 ‎(上理同学的座位) 187 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,055 ‎啊 古见同学! 188 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,890 ‎早安! 189 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:44,935 ‎要我帮你按摩肩膀吗? ‎要我去帮你买饮料吗? 190 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,979 ‎-要我舔你的鞋吗? ‎-什么? 191 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:55,738 ‎天啊!莫非要把我的 ‎丑态拍下来当作你的壁纸吗? 192 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,990 ‎我太开心了 193 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,909 ‎她决定放弃 194 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,165 ‎古见同学 你很努力呢! 195 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,418 ‎而且也拿到驯染的手机号码了 196 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,423 ‎(展示) 197 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,549 ‎什么? 198 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,259 ‎对不起! 199 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,471 ‎古见同学是想要我的手机号码吧? 200 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,264 ‎我刚才误会了! 201 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,894 ‎也对 要叫狗来的时候 ‎有电话号码比较方便! 202 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,020 ‎什么? 203 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,730 ‎而且… 204 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,401 ‎古见同学第一个 ‎想输入的是只野同学的号码 205 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,028 ‎所以你就写在纸上交给她吧 206 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,073 ‎驯染是这么跟我说的 207 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,914 ‎我好像挑错时机了 208 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:51,710 ‎是这样吗? 209 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,212 ‎(点头) 210 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,216 ‎那我就… 211 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,762 ‎(哔哔声) 212 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,473 ‎拿去吧 213 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,184 ‎(无法正视对方) 214 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,146 ‎(电话簿 001 只野仁人) 215 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,068 ‎呃 216 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,532 ‎只野同学在内心呐喊 217 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,453 ‎(班会时间) 218 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,246 ‎(任务07 ‎要决定班级干部) 219 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,291 ‎要来选班级干部了 220 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,752 ‎好 首先来选班长 221 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,421 ‎也就是本班的头头 222 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,007 ‎有没有人自告奋勇? 223 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,009 ‎(静悄悄) 224 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,511 ‎怎么一点干劲都没有? 225 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,888 ‎那就用推荐的 226 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,097 ‎(全班的视线) 227 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,766 ‎(古见) 228 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,144 ‎没有其他推荐人选吗? 229 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,979 ‎看来是没有 230 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,523 ‎那么古见 可以吗? 231 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,861 ‎-什么? ‎-怎么了? 232 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,323 ‎(颤抖) 233 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,451 ‎看你都兴奋得发抖了 234 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,369 ‎古见干劲十足呢! 235 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,287 ‎(认为绝对做不到) 236 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,705 ‎(救命啊) 237 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,082 ‎古见同学遭遇世纪大危机 238 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,000 ‎呃 239 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,754 ‎没办法 我只好自告奋勇… 240 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,713 ‎(举手) 241 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:21,342 ‎我反对由古见同学担任班长 242 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,801 ‎驯染? 243 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,596 ‎交给我吧 244 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,389 ‎驯染同学! 245 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,892 ‎什么?驯染 你在说什么? 246 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,851 ‎你想造反吗? 247 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:34,772 ‎-就算是儿时玩伴 我也饶不了你 ‎-给我解释理由! 248 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,025 ‎驯染!你该不会… 249 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,111 ‎打算牺牲自己来拯救古见同学? 250 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:44,323 ‎-你们仔细想想 ‎-什么? 251 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:49,787 ‎古见同学她是当区区班长的人才吗? 252 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,373 ‎有道理! 253 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,290 ‎什么? 254 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:58,087 ‎所以我要求让她担任更高的职位! 255 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,421 ‎-的确 ‎-嗯 256 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,257 ‎驯染说得没错! 257 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,385 ‎大家一起来决定古见同学的职位吧! 258 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,262 ‎哇! 259 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,473 ‎(将军、陛下、老大、执行长 ‎那个不能说出名字的人) 260 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,183 ‎好了 261 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,562 ‎投票结果古见的职位就是“神” 262 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,688 ‎(颤抖) 263 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,481 ‎古见!神! 264 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,276 ‎现在班长位置空出来了 265 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,861 ‎有没有人自愿或推荐? 266 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,077 ‎就让只野来当吧 267 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,413 ‎反正上面还有个神 他就不算头头 268 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,874 ‎-就选只野 ‎-好麻烦 就选只野吧 269 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,585 ‎只野同学 好好为古见大人工作吧 270 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,588 ‎那么班长就决定是只野了 271 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,464 ‎被迫当选了 272 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,051 ‎(我只想当不起眼的班级干部!) 273 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,012 ‎(任务08 ‎打错电话) 274 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,805 ‎(硝子) 275 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,439 ‎(翻盖式手机) 276 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,667 ‎(铃铃声) 277 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,586 ‎(哔哔声) 278 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,089 ‎(没事可做 只能听来电铃声) 279 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,342 ‎(哔哔声) 280 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:30,054 ‎(没事可做 只能浏览通讯录 ‎加上家人总共六位) 281 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,976 ‎(古见同学假装在打电话) 282 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,894 ‎(拨号声) 283 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,607 ‎(很方便!具贴近耳朵 ‎就能拨打电话的功能) 284 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,691 ‎(接通) 285 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,526 ‎喂? 286 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:48,530 ‎(古见同学挂断电话) 287 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,492 ‎(惊慌失措) 288 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,953 ‎(来电铃声) 289 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,166 ‎(接通) 290 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,252 ‎喂?是古见同学吗? 291 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,465 ‎我猜你刚刚应该是打错电话了 292 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:12,304 ‎但又担心你真的出事 ‎所以现在才回拨给你 293 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,684 ‎如果没事的话 ‎你出个声就行 只说“啊”也好 294 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,435 ‎喔 295 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,355 ‎您现在拨打的电话 296 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,651 ‎目前无人使用 297 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,652 ‎古见同学? 298 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,990 ‎对不起 刚才打错电话了 299 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,908 ‎这样啊 300 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,161 ‎通过电话的话 ‎古见同学能稍微讲些话呢 301 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,663 ‎那我要挂了 302 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,164 ‎喔 好 303 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,338 ‎她的声音超好听的! 304 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,090 ‎哥 吵死了! 305 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,550 ‎(古见同学家) 306 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,931 ‎(第一次打电话 ‎又羞又喜 非常兴奋) 307 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,683 ‎姐 吵死了 308 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,686 ‎(通话记录 只野仁人) 309 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,230 ‎(任务09 ‎斋藤先生游戏) 310 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,358 ‎从恋字开始 配合节奏接下去 311 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:07,985 ‎鬼 三! 312 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,279 ‎呸、呸、呸! 313 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,196 ‎长 一! 314 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,574 ‎呸! 315 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,491 ‎斋藤先生! 316 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,993 ‎我是斋藤! 317 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,161 ‎(大笑) 318 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,454 ‎(隆隆声) 319 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,664 ‎(想玩玩看) 320 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,376 ‎那个 你想玩玩看吗? 321 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,463 ‎(点头) 322 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,341 ‎这是好现象! 323 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,054 ‎可是那团体的都是班上很潮的同学 324 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,805 ‎要加入是非常困难的 325 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,434 ‎古见同学应该也很清楚这一点 326 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,521 ‎那等放学后大家都不在了 327 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,900 ‎我们再找驯染和上理同学 偷偷来玩 328 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,860 ‎(无社交能力组) 329 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,406 ‎我听到了 只野同学! 330 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,950 ‎什么?古见同学想加入我们吗? 331 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,744 ‎可以啊 快过来! 332 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,913 ‎天啊 古见同学要加入吗? 333 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:01,830 ‎什么? 334 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,793 ‎不要啦 人家今天皮肤状态不好 335 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:10,255 ‎放心啦 大家都很开心啊 对吧? 336 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,842 ‎古见大人要来这边吗? 337 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,804 ‎-神明要显灵了吗? ‎-感谢神明 338 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,765 ‎虽然开心的方式有点不寻常 339 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,976 ‎呃 啊? 340 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,436 ‎嘿嘿 341 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:29,358 ‎要锻炼社交能力 ‎就得像这样下猛药啊 只野同学 342 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,735 ‎你只会在一旁看着吗? 343 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,987 ‎看着古见同学遭人戏弄! 344 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,991 ‎这小子!只好硬着头皮上了! 345 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,831 ‎请问一下 也可以让我加入吗? 346 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:49,211 ‎当然可以啊 人多比较好玩嘛 347 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,339 ‎-怎么了?只野同学也要加入吗? ‎-太好了! 348 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,549 ‎加入吧 349 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,926 ‎什么?这小子以为他是谁? 350 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:59,012 ‎在古见大人面前不能说狠话 ‎但真心希望他快滚 人渣! 351 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,181 ‎-都不会察言观色吗? ‎-碍事 352 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,266 ‎回去吧 353 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,685 ‎我几乎可以听到大家的心声 354 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,272 ‎斋藤先生游戏难度有点高 355 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,399 ‎先来玩“翘翘拇指”吧 356 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,110 ‎“翘翘拇指”就是由玩家翘拇指 ‎并依序喊出数字的一种游戏 357 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,989 ‎若喊的数字和拇指 ‎数目一致就放下一只手 358 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,866 ‎谁两手先放下谁就赢 很简单吧? 359 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,659 ‎那就从我开始 360 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,161 ‎翘翘拇指 六! 361 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,996 ‎少一只 362 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,248 ‎啦啦 九! 363 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,624 ‎啊 太好了! 364 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,542 ‎什么? 365 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,836 ‎预备起 四! 366 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:31,837 ‎没说中 367 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,963 ‎什么? 368 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,924 ‎-起起起起吧哩起起 十! ‎-等一下! 369 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,386 ‎每个地区的说法都不一样 370 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,639 ‎结果就让大家各喊各的 371 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,141 ‎这样好吗? 372 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,350 ‎太好了! 373 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,310 ‎(轮到古见同学) 374 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,149 ‎五 375 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,028 ‎(竖起) 376 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,654 ‎大家故意让她赢! 377 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,615 ‎(古见同学赢了 ‎只野同学是最后一名) 378 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,200 ‎嘻嘻 379 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,827 ‎好像越来越进入状况了嘛 380 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,496 ‎那接下来输的人要受罚 381 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,665 ‎来玩“竹笋长高高”! 382 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,585 ‎输的人必须做出亲嘴的表情! ‎你们觉得怎么样啊? 383 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,879 ‎亲嘴的表情? 384 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:18,342 ‎想看!好想看古见同学亲嘴的表情! 385 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,302 ‎“竹笋长高高”就是… 386 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,596 ‎玩家喊“长高高”的同时要举起双手 387 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,681 ‎这游戏比的是速度 ‎也要讲举手顺序的数字 388 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,600 ‎如果数字和别人一样 ‎或始终没举手的人都算输 389 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,894 ‎是预测对手行动的脑力游戏 ‎大家也来试试看! 390 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,730 ‎我要赢 我一定要赢! 391 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,817 ‎亲嘴?对我做出亲嘴的表情? 392 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,111 ‎跟刚才的气势完全不同! 393 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,072 ‎那就开始了 394 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,573 ‎竹笋 395 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,784 ‎长高高!一长高高! 396 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,744 ‎(看着笨蛋的眼神) 397 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,828 ‎(结果每个人都输了) 398 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,622 ‎那就再来一次 399 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,207 ‎竹笋 长高高! 400 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,417 ‎-一长高高! ‎-好卑鄙! 401 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,835 ‎-二长高高! ‎-三长高高! 402 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,254 ‎-四长高高! ‎-五长高高! 403 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,048 ‎糟糕 主控权完全在他们手上! 404 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,884 ‎他们是真心想看 ‎古见同学亲嘴的表情! 405 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,346 ‎剩下的只有你们两个了 406 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,847 ‎被逼到绝境了! 407 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,393 ‎赢吧 只野 赢吧! 408 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,310 ‎呃! 409 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,188 ‎我赢了就能看到 ‎古见同学亲嘴的表情了! 410 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,147 ‎不行! 411 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,359 ‎我不能让古见同学留下心理阴影! 412 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,152 ‎古见同学 快说啊! 413 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,947 ‎快说“七长高高”! 414 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,032 ‎(搞不太懂游戏规则) 415 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,117 ‎没救了 416 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,539 ‎-有其他让我输掉的方法吗? ‎-快赢啊! 417 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,459 ‎我想到了一个方法 418 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,380 ‎可是…算了 我豁出去了 419 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,966 ‎八长高高 420 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,595 ‎糟糕 我喊错数字了! 421 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,847 ‎是我输了! 422 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,812 ‎好想死! 423 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,357 ‎要上课了 424 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,692 ‎抱歉 古见同学 425 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,111 ‎下次再来玩斋藤先生游戏吧 426 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,323 ‎(两人回到座位上) 427 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,033 ‎(你还好吗?) 428 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,034 ‎啊 429 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,494 ‎我没事 430 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,414 ‎只是快要胃穿孔了 431 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,336 ‎好痛 432 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,131 ‎痛死了 433 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,431 ‎什么? 434 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,934 ‎(谢谢你 我玩得很开心) 435 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,227 ‎啊 436 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,980 ‎嗯 那就好 437 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,816 ‎只野同学 待会要做亲嘴的表情喔! 438 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,403 ‎好痛 439 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,857 ‎字幕翻译:蒋文昊