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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎所謂的“交流障礙症”
‎是指不擅長和人交流的一種症狀

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‎或是指有這種症狀的人

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‎不過需要注意的是
‎這些人只是不擅長社交

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‎但並不表示他們不想和別人有往來

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‎（驚嚇，歡呼）

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‎（馴染的反應）

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‎喔，古見同學

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‎哇

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‎讚喔！

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‎（閃亮）

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‎（山井同學的反應）

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‎早安，古見同學！

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‎（痙攣）

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‎（上理同學的反應
‎軟綿綿）

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‎（只野同學的反應）

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‎早安，古見同學！

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‎（大家的反應和平常不太一樣
‎我是不是有哪裡怪怪的？）

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‎我覺得很好看

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‎（顫抖）

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‎以上是大家對古見同學
‎夏季衣服的反應

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‎（任務13
‎是體能測驗）

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‎嗨，我們又見面了
‎我是矢田野真華留！

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‎上次健康檢查打成平手

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‎但大家因此也明白了
‎我和古見同學是勢均力敵的對手吧？

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‎對吧？

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‎好，這次要比體能測驗
‎我們分個高下吧，古見同學！

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‎好痛！

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‎古見同學穿運動服，還綁馬尾！

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‎（矢田野同學很不服輸）

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‎（體能測驗七局賽）

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‎（握力
‎古見24公斤，矢田野18公斤）

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‎（前彎
‎古見52公分，矢田野45公分）

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‎（反覆側步
‎古見48次，矢田野42次）

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‎（仰臥起坐）

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‎好可惜！

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‎（立定跳遠
‎古見203公分，矢田野165公分）

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‎（手球擲遠
‎古見26公尺，矢田野1公尺）

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‎全都輸了

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‎奇怪

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‎矢田野，妳怎麼了？身體不舒服嗎？

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‎我不甘心！

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‎（50公尺賽跑）

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‎這是最後一個項目

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‎如果不拿下這一局，我就要掛零了

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‎那就是全面敗北

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‎我認為人生是可以靠自己來改變的

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‎不會受到出身、天賦以及DNA的影響

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‎各就各位

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‎只要努力，就能成為理想中的自己

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‎預備

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‎為了證明這一點

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‎我…

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‎非贏不可！

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‎不惜付出任何代價！

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‎怎麼樣？很快吧？
‎我對自己的腳程是很有信心的！

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‎我完全豁出去了！

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‎顧不上女人味跟可愛的外表了！

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‎我只要贏過古見同學一個項目就好！

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‎好美

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‎（古見同學
‎6秒89）

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‎我看看，妳跑了6秒89

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‎對，寫那裡

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‎古見同學

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‎看到妳跑步的樣子
‎讓我明白了自己的內心是多麼醜惡

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‎這場比賽是我輸了

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‎謝謝妳願意跟我比賽

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‎（閃亮）

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‎（對此事完全沒印象）

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‎妳不肯跟我握手啊

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‎握手其實代表著我放棄了

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‎所以妳是要我繼續努力對吧？

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‎也就是說妳承認了我是妳的勁敵！

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‎下次我不會輸給妳的，古見同學！

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‎我們倆的對戰才剛開始呢！

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‎古見同學得到了一名勁敵

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‎話說買速食大概要花五分鐘吧？

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‎所以我想說只停一下下應該還好

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‎結果碰到嚴格取締
‎違規停自行車的大叔

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‎那個大叔這樣跟我說

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‎“你啊…”

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‎啊，古見同學
‎今天可以去妳家玩嗎？

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‎什麼？好想知道剛才那件事的後續

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‎你要求去她家玩？

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‎這難度會不會太高了點？馴…

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‎古見同學內心在掙扎！

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‎她內心嚮往著邀請朋友到家裡玩

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‎但又同時羞於將私生活示人

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‎加上其他不安要素
‎她內心一定在天人交戰吧！

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‎我懂，古見同學，我懂！

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‎你為何能知道古見同學的內心想法？

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‎（點頭）

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‎可以嗎？

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‎到底可不可以啊？

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‎哇，好氣派的獨棟住宅呢！

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‎-那我就打擾囉！
‎-（毫不猶豫）

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‎等等…

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‎你好！

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‎大美女！

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‎這個強大的氣場！

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‎-那雙眼睛
‎-那個鼻子

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‎她肯定是古見同學的媽媽！

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‎天啊，是硝子的朋友嗎？

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‎這是她第一次帶朋友回家耶！

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‎歡迎你們，快進來吧！

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‎您是古見同學的媽媽？還是姐姐？

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‎不會是外人吧？

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‎各位好，很高興認識你們

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‎我是硝子的母親，我叫古見秀子

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‎是永遠的17歲唷！

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‎（閃亮
‎驚慌揮手）

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‎老公！笑介！
‎硝子她帶朋友回來了呢！

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‎對喔，他們都還沒回來

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‎（敲頭）

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‎（硝子）

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‎哇，是古見同學的房間呢！

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‎只野同學，好香的味道，快聞！

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‎-不要這樣
‎-我可以坐在床上嗎？

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‎（已經坐上去了）

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‎貓咪布偶好可愛啊

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‎-真的耶
‎-（刻意不提到她媽媽的話題）

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‎只野同學，你說點什麼啊

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‎（不知道該怎麼招待客人）

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‎來，茶跟點心來了！

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‎救星！

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‎我可以借個廁所嗎？

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‎出去右轉是吧？好

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‎假裝去上廁所

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‎然後偷偷觀察古見同學和只野同學！

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‎孤男寡女共處小房間中！

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‎快點表現出可笑又尷尬的樣子吧！

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‎是在玩捉迷藏嗎？

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‎你們兩個為什麼都不會覺得尷尬呢？

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‎馴染，你肚子還好嗎？

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‎-那是騙你們的啦
‎-騙人的？

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‎計劃失敗，沒辦法

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‎但是！

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‎這裡是古見同學的房間

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‎她終究也是人

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‎這房間裡一定有些
‎她不想讓人看到的東西

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‎我想看的就是這個！

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‎因為這樣才有趣嘛！

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‎要曝露祕密才能增進彼此友誼啊！

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‎這傢伙又在動歪腦筋了

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‎話說回來…

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‎總不會藏在這種
‎一般國中男生會藏東西的地方吧

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‎（停住
‎驚慌）

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‎（《猴子也會的談話技巧》
‎《和貓咪對話》）

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‎那個莫非是妳的相簿？

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‎可以看看嗎？

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‎（臉色憔悴，點頭）

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‎哇，好可愛！

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‎這是哪裡啊？好漂亮！

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‎古見同學的泳裝照耶

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‎（驚慌揮手）

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‎原來妳還會彈鋼琴啊

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‎妳上過好多才藝課呢

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‎難怪妳寫得一手好字

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‎這是…

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‎古見同學也無法用英文與人交談

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‎抱歉啊，古見同學，叨擾這麼久

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‎不好意思，結果都留給妳收拾

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‎打擾了

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‎明天見囉，古見同學

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‎拜拜！

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‎（《傳達方式的法則》
‎《猴子也會的談話技巧》）

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‎（訊息鈴聲）

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‎（有一則新訊息）

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‎（標題：謝謝妳！）

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‎請看！

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‎其實我有偷偷拍照喔

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‎妳完全沒發現吧？

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‎我不會傳給只野同學喔！

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‎妳要新相框嗎？

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‎硝子居然會主動要東西，好難得啊

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‎（放學後）

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‎-（我想去拉麵店）
‎-拉麵店？

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‎（點頭）

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‎好啊，剛好我也餓了！

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‎我們就去車站前的拉麵店吧

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‎真難得，妳居然會主動提出想去哪裡

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‎-（去拉麵店是我的夢想）
‎-好奇特的夢想啊，古見同學

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‎各位要去拉麵店嗎？

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‎那就該輪到我上場了

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‎（上理同學是拉麵專家）

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‎上理同學？

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‎（拉麵大郎）

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‎請看！這就是我推薦的店，拉麵大郎

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‎這間店很有名呢
‎甚至還有“大郎派”這種說法

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‎-沒錯！
‎-但是妳沒問題嗎？

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‎拉麵滿油膩的，而且量又多

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‎（我們進去吧）

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‎馬上就回答了！

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‎是啊，的確給人油膩、量又多的印象

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‎-通常都認為是男生一個人來吃…
‎-上理同學？

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‎啊，對不起！

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‎我一講到吃的就會停不下來！

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‎這樣啊

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‎太好了，變回原來的上理同學了

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‎（大碗雙份豬肉）

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‎這類的店不都會有些自家的規矩嗎？

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‎我有在電視上看過

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00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,402
‎我也點跟妳一樣的好了

204
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,862
‎有罪

205
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,364
‎什麼“有罪”？什麼意思？

206
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,451
‎拉麵大郎鐵則第一項…

207
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,453
‎店內不准交談

208
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,413
‎（古見同學游刃有餘）

209
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,373
‎第二項

210
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:33,586
‎-必須立即購票，立即就座
‎-對不起！

211
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,296
‎第三項

212
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:39,550
‎必須對老闆恭敬有禮
‎一心不亂，靜靜等候

213
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,011
‎（壓迫感）

214
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,512
‎（甩麵）

215
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,725
‎這就是所謂的拉麵店超硬派老闆嗎？

216
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,438
‎配菜呢？

217
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,939
‎好小聲！

218
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,734
‎蔬菜、大蒜、豬油多一點，口味偏鹹

219
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,651
‎這什麼咒語？

220
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,778
‎這位小姐呢？

221
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,363
‎古見同學，怎麼辦？

222
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:05,743
‎（點頭）

223
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,411
‎他居然懂了！

224
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,079
‎（魄力驚人）

225
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,247
‎天啊！

226
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,166
‎這也太多了吧

227
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,959
‎那我開動了！

228
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,127
‎（閃亮）

229
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,420
‎老闆？

230
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,245
‎哇！

231
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,207
‎老闆？

232
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,709
‎哇！

233
00:13:55,793 --> 00:14:00,172
‎（古見同學擔心自己是否舉止怪異）

234
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,551
‎拉麵大郎鐵則第四項…

235
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:07,012
‎吃完了必須立刻歸還餐具
‎馬上離席讓座

236
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,349
‎麵都糊了

237
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,977
‎吃完了，感謝招待！

238
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,397
‎很好吃吧？

239
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,358
‎是啊，可是實在太飽了

240
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,322
‎（下次再去吃吧）

241
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,494
‎不，我還是算了

242
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,873
‎但不知為何吃上癮了

243
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,709
‎一星期後又去吃了

244
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,379
‎（任務15
‎是血之契約）

245
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,339
‎妳昨天沒看嗎？

246
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,507
‎沒看耶

247
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,759
‎-超有趣的
‎-真的嗎？

248
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,137
‎-不看是妳人生的損失
‎-哪有那麼誇張

249
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,221
‎（快步通過）

250
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:53,017
‎然後外包裝有四種款式
‎整個構成一個故事

251
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,936
‎當中有兩種上面
‎根本沒在吃煎餅，也沒畫出來

252
00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,107
‎首次買的人會想說怎麼會有老奶奶
‎雖然以前都有在烤煎餅

253
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,485
‎聽說獨角仙的腦袋是普通大小
‎雖然牠們是哺乳類

254
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,945
‎（驚嚇，倒下）

255
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,157
‎這是怎麼回事？

256
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:13,203
‎我體內的禁忌之力
‎龍之力竟產生了反應？

257
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,288
‎為什麼會這樣？

258
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,000
‎（驚嚇）

259
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,502
‎難道是古見莉亞公主？

260
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,588
‎古見莉亞公主？

261
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,049
‎中中同學有中二病

262
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:28,469
‎古見同學，妳認識她嗎？

263
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,637
‎（沒印象）

264
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,348
‎古見莉亞公主，妳忘了嗎？

265
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,557
‎是我啊！

266
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:37,186
‎我的真名是
‎瑪路斯特蕾絲普利瑪貝拉！

267
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,103
‎真名？

268
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,521
‎（本名
‎中中思春）

269
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,814
‎也不能怪妳

270
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:45,819
‎畢竟我們已經歷數次輪迴轉世
‎甚至都已超越了世界線

271
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,489
‎-（他以前也是中二病）
‎-等等，這感覺好熟悉

272
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,199
‎古見莉亞公主！

273
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:55,245
‎我倆的龍之力只要相距
‎超過十公尺就會引發大爆炸

274
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,498
‎然後世界就會毀滅！

275
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,542
‎快點和我訂下血之契約吧！

276
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,670
‎可是之前都沒事，不是嗎？

277
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,177
‎（請告訴我大爆炸的詳情）

278
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,470
‎她相信了

279
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,807
‎也就是說龍之力一旦產生反應

280
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,476
‎就會引發共振…

281
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,687
‎（什麼是“龍之力”？）

282
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,439
‎要說明這種事是很難為情的

283
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,526
‎不要管這些細節設定了！

284
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,487
‎快點和我訂下血之契約吧！

285
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,905
‎她脫口說出這是“設定”了

286
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,409
‎（顫抖）

287
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,871
‎我的邪眼失控了！

288
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,081
‎（邪眼就是指針眼）

289
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,002
‎我得快去保健室才行！

290
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:49,008
‎她說的“血之契約”
‎該不會是想和妳做朋友吧？

291
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,263
‎中中的中二病有這麼嚴重嗎？

292
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,057
‎感覺好像以前的只野同學

293
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,393
‎（什麼是“中二病”？）

294
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,186
‎那個啊，就是…

295
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,022
‎馴染，慢著！

296
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,482
‎所謂的“中二病”就是…

297
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,736
‎我的名字叫只野仁人

298
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,862
‎是國中二年級生

299
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,613
‎看也知道

300
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,199
‎我絕非凡人

301
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,784
‎（症狀：說話總看鏡頭
‎常自命不凡）

302
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,202
‎-所以…
‎-怎樣？

303
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,495
‎那個女孩啊…

304
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,957
‎那是本班的班花河合同學

305
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,084
‎早安，只野同學

306
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,255
‎馴染，今天要執行“那個”

307
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,965
‎哪個？

308
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,427
‎準備進行L作戰

309
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,887
‎（症狀三：很愛說“某某作戰”）

310
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,774
‎L作戰的“L”代表…

311
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,984
‎（愛）

312
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,989
‎嗨，河合同學

313
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,409
‎妳明白我的心意了呦？

314
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,786
‎（中二病症狀四
‎“呦”）

315
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,706
‎我一直都很喜歡妳…

316
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,291
‎抱歉

317
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,757
‎什麼？為什麼？

318
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,259
‎因為你太中二了

319
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,095
‎很遜

320
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,519
‎今後我還是不要耍帥好了

321
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,270
‎就平平凡凡地

322
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,940
‎當個平凡人

323
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,652
‎過平靜無波的生活吧

324
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,114
‎只野同學的人格就此成形

325
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,616
‎大概就像這樣

326
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,161
‎“中二病”指的就是
‎青春期時自命不凡的症狀

327
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:45,791
‎只野同學當時的中二病可精彩了

328
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,340
‎奇怪，只野同學？

329
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,051
‎-他已經死了
‎-（不堪的過去被揭穿，心已死）

330
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,305
‎好，那準備做熱身運動囉

331
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,349
‎你們隨意去找搭檔

332
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,976
‎兩個人一組

333
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,311
‎古…

334
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,772
‎古見同學！

335
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,149
‎古見同學，跟我一組

336
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,693
‎選我吧，古見同學
‎我們不是朋友嗎？

337
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,486
‎-古見同學，選我！
‎-跟我一組！

338
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,697
‎-我們一組吧！
‎-喔

339
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,576
‎-我今天肌肉痠痛
‎-是喔

340
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,960
‎囂張什麼嘛

341
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:33,881
‎他們和我這暗黑一族
‎終究不是同一類的人

342
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,426
‎也難怪啦

343
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,304
‎常人要是碰觸到我的龍之力

344
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,056
‎那可是會全身潰爛的

345
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,108
‎為什麼…

346
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,861
‎都沒人想和我一組？

347
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,829
‎嚇死我了！

348
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,424
‎妳願意和我一起做熱身操嗎？

349
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,891
‎-真好！
‎-真羨慕！

350
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,393
‎好想跟她一起做那個動作

351
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:33,065
‎可惡，為什麼沒有選我啦？古見同學

352
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,776
‎接下來要打排球囉

353
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,986
‎好！

354
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,658
‎古見同學！

355
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,913
‎啊…

356
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,041
‎那個…

357
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,085
‎謝謝…

358
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,094
‎妳這笨蛋被我騙了，古見莉亞公主！

359
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:05,138
‎我並不是妳的僕人
‎那個瑪路斯特蕾絲某某！

360
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,684
‎我乃暗黑龍人瑪爾托多利維斯納卿！

361
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,770
‎妳已和我訂下血之契約
‎從此妳就是我的僕人了！

362
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:28,161
‎算了，妳不當我的僕人也可以啦

363
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,957
‎古見同學和中中同學
‎訂下了血之契約

364
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,884
‎（班長）

365
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,469
‎（副班長）

366
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,234
‎（我在圖書室看書
‎不知不覺就這麼晚了）

367
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,655
‎（點頭）

368
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,914
‎（只野同學的傘由我收下了
‎怪盜“N”）

369
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,107
‎（輕輕碰到）

370
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,806
‎考試考完就放暑假了呢

371
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,351
‎暑假作業滿多的，得加把勁才行

372
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,523
‎妳怎麼了？古見同學

373
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,444
‎（便利商店）

374
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,029
‎我買了一把傘

375
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,697
‎這是毛巾

376
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,242
‎一包有三條，別客氣，拿去用吧

377
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,504
‎如果是我誤會了，我道歉

378
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:47,551
‎妳該不會是看了馴染的字條
‎才在鞋櫃那裡等我吧？

379
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,981
‎放晴了

380
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,858
‎字幕翻譯：馬慈光