1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,927 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,764 ‎-我想吃可丽饼 ‎-不觉得刚才那个女仆蛮可爱的吗? 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,516 ‎是啊!要不要再去一次? 4 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:20,061 ‎哇! 5 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,237 ‎(一年一班 ‎伊旦女仆咖啡厅) 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,074 ‎-欢迎回来 主人! ‎-欢迎回来 7 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,290 ‎古见同学! 8 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,916 ‎这边也需要你帮忙! 9 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:48,339 ‎伊旦女仆咖啡 入场请再等15分钟! 10 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,552 ‎-(这是只野同学) ‎-他又在打坏主意了 11 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,556 ‎请进!您回来了啊 主人! 12 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,433 ‎很便宜喔! 13 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,185 ‎主人 很便宜喔! 14 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,396 ‎两位主人 本店女仆货色齐全喔 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,107 ‎怎样?一杯就好 来嘛! 16 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,568 ‎感谢您! 17 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,278 ‎这里有折价券喔! 18 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,864 ‎可以和本店自豪的 ‎漂亮女仆开心地玩喔! 19 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,574 ‎有各种服务项目喔! 20 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,993 ‎小少爷 要不要 ‎体验看看女仆服务呀? 21 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,496 ‎一千日元内含服务费! 22 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,331 ‎还有附点心喔! 23 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,292 ‎对了 还有冰凉的毛巾喔 ‎外面很热吧? 24 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,419 ‎他拉客为什么这么熟练啊? 25 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,797 ‎(请等60分钟) 26 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,089 ‎毛巾放哪里? 27 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,758 ‎-那一桌请帮忙点餐! ‎-好! 28 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,345 ‎还可以再多点 29 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,429 ‎多点什么? 30 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,640 ‎古见同学! 31 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:42,435 ‎你到教室外面绕个100米左右再回来 32 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,689 ‎这个松饼好好吃… 33 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:47,607 ‎啊… 34 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:55,323 ‎(五分钟后) 35 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,616 ‎什么? 36 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,868 ‎客人增加了? 37 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,204 ‎这叫做“古见滚雪球术”! 38 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,164 ‎女仆装的古见同学一走动 39 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,167 ‎就会自然吸引人群跟着她移动 40 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,628 ‎很好 这样就能提高翻桌率了 41 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:09,879 ‎是!女仆长! 42 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,132 ‎简直是商业天才! 43 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,801 ‎剪刀、石头、布! 44 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,845 ‎男生女生配! 45 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,055 ‎-可恶! ‎-和女仆玩游戏! 46 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,015 ‎-一次300旦 ‎-(男生女生配) 47 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,810 ‎和女仆拍照 一张500旦 48 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,813 ‎和女仆在校园内散步 30分钟1000旦 49 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:27,939 ‎-啊! ‎-天啊! 50 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,899 ‎换我! 51 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,111 ‎让女仆甩耳光 一次2000旦! 52 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,654 ‎哇哈哈! 53 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,823 ‎-只野同学 看看这个 ‎-(完全就是经典的暴发户) 54 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,242 ‎我的事业多成功啊! 55 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,036 ‎下次推出手部按摩 一次4000旦 56 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,873 ‎摸大腿一次5000旦 你们觉得呢? 57 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,207 ‎是!老板! 58 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,043 ‎我笑到停不下来啊! 59 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,753 ‎-长名 ‎-是 60 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,547 ‎-出局 ‎-是 61 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:57,010 ‎之后通过校内广播 ‎将钱退还给了大家 62 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,472 ‎好! 63 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,642 ‎这次就用正当方式 ‎宣传我们的女仆咖啡厅! 64 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,768 ‎我只会感到不安 65 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,437 ‎别担心! 66 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,855 ‎古见同学也累了吧? 67 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,524 ‎我们一起去逛逛别班的摊位吧 68 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,402 ‎只要穿着女仆装就是很好的宣传! 69 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,653 ‎喔 70 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,198 ‎这也是超大型古见滚雪球术 71 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,075 ‎但是都没人发现 72 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,827 ‎你好歹看看自己胸前写着什么吧 73 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:23,995 ‎(欢迎光临伊旦祭) 74 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,211 ‎(转圈圈) 75 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,963 ‎古见电钻! 76 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,548 ‎(一年四班 恐怖鬼屋) 77 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,383 ‎喔 是鬼屋耶! 78 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,093 ‎我们进去看看吧! 79 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:42,722 ‎(点头) 80 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:46,142 ‎-(很怕吓人的东西) ‎-你不用勉强进去 81 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,686 ‎-三位客人请进 ‎-啊? 82 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,148 ‎还蛮暗的 83 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,192 ‎不晓得会出现什么 84 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,779 ‎(惊吓) 85 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,113 ‎(当心有熊出没) 86 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,865 ‎-(害怕) ‎-熊? 87 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,535 ‎(魔芋 ‎湿答答) 88 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,247 ‎那只是魔芋啦 89 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,998 ‎来了! 90 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,541 ‎-好 快到了 ‎-(负责吓人的小户日静) 91 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,459 ‎喔 92 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,420 ‎天啊!那不是古见同学吗? 93 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,089 ‎怎么办啊? 94 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,715 ‎她是我们学校的神 95 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,885 ‎我可以去吓唬本校的精神象征吗? 96 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,347 ‎我不想被古见同学讨厌 97 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,767 ‎可是吓唬人是我现在的工作 98 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:31,938 ‎况且如果完全不可怕 ‎古见同学也不会满意吧 99 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,065 ‎好 我要去吓她! 100 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,858 ‎我要加油! 101 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,069 ‎-现在!就是现在! ‎-(古见同学他们已经走掉了) 102 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,739 ‎好好玩啊! 103 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,158 ‎你没事吧? 104 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:47,078 ‎听说顶楼在举办“未成年的主张” 105 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,454 ‎我们上去看看 106 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,165 ‎-(“未成年的主张”是什么?) ‎-你不晓得吗? 107 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,877 ‎就是在顶楼大喊出 ‎内心的秘密或者是向人告白 108 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,755 ‎渡边同学!我喜欢你! 109 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,882 ‎对不起! 110 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,886 ‎-(我是第一次听说) ‎-第一次听说? 111 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:05,763 ‎是吗? 112 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,850 ‎要不要去参加看看? 113 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,102 ‎他又来这一套了 114 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:15,481 ‎“未成年的主张”继续进行中! 115 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,524 ‎下一位上台的是… 116 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:17,650 ‎(决定先观摩一次) 117 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,569 ‎一年一班的… 118 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,530 ‎山井恋! 119 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,996 ‎啊 是山井耶! 120 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,123 ‎山井! 121 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,839 ‎今天我要… 122 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,468 ‎向心爱的人… 123 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:49,474 ‎进行爱的告白! 124 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,934 ‎是谁? 125 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:57,482 ‎一年一班的古见同学!我喜欢你! 126 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,317 ‎请以结婚为前提… 127 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,071 ‎和我交往! 128 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,115 ‎(尖叫) 129 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:17,418 ‎(未成年的主张 ‎顶楼) 130 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:21,130 ‎古见同学真是的 干吗这么害羞? 131 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,507 ‎不得了! 132 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:26,177 ‎下一位是刚才面对告白 ‎以沉默华丽带过的 133 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,263 ‎一年一班的古见同学! 134 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,767 ‎要好好宣传我们的女仆咖啡厅喔 135 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:37,647 ‎要来了 大家准备承受打击吧! 136 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:44,654 ‎-没动静 ‎-奇怪?怎么没动静? 137 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,490 ‎-这是怎么回事? ‎-等等 我们要相信她! 138 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:55,081 ‎(冒出 ‎是女仆!是古见同学!哇!) 139 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,083 ‎(古见大人) 140 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,420 ‎喂!古见大人要说话了! 141 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,631 ‎-快听神的声音! ‎-大家安静! 142 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,757 ‎(静听时间) 143 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,847 ‎喵… 144 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,016 ‎-“喵”? ‎-(本来想说“女仆”但结巴) 145 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,561 ‎“喵”… 146 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:17,478 ‎猫咪? 147 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,940 ‎-而且是女仆 ‎-古见同学… 148 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:23,901 ‎-猫咪… ‎-女仆… 149 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,653 ‎古见同学… 150 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,781 ‎古见同学的猫咪女仆装? 151 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:29,907 ‎(欢呼) 152 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,452 ‎一定要去看! 153 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,162 ‎(紧张得快昏倒了) 154 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,872 ‎(未成年的主张) 155 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,915 ‎真是太赞了 古见同学! 156 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,668 ‎有成功宣传呢! 157 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:44,088 ‎你不要太为难古见同学啦 158 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:48,301 ‎创造黑历史才是文化祭的精髓所在啊 159 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,218 ‎你是恶魔吗? 160 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,640 ‎玩得开心吗? 161 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,363 ‎好 接下来去哪里好呢? 162 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,449 ‎啊!驯染 163 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,076 ‎我们是坐禅社 164 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,995 ‎-正在推广坐禅体验 ‎-(有邪念会被僧侣打背部) 165 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,497 ‎(打) 166 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:21,751 ‎你们一班的班主任说 ‎如果碰到你 一定要带你去试试 167 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,503 ‎什么? 168 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,631 ‎-体验者一位 请带路 ‎-等等 等一下! 169 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:30,176 ‎等等!等一下啊! 170 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,888 ‎(反省中 ‎双手合十!) 171 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,892 ‎(重击 ‎大叫) 172 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:41,145 ‎-天啊! ‎-好美啊! 173 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,980 ‎是美少女! 174 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,156 ‎什么?怎么了吗? 175 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,577 ‎-(感觉今天比平常更受注目) ‎-那是当然的啊 176 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,704 ‎因为你打扮得很可爱啊 177 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,000 ‎(扭捏) 178 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,545 ‎(脸红) 179 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,754 ‎-(打) ‎-好痛! 180 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,006 ‎干吗啊? 181 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,927 ‎只野有时很会察言观色 ‎有时却像个木头人 差别很大耶 182 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:13,844 ‎什么? 183 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:18,224 ‎难得有这机会 古见同学 ‎你就和我们一起去逛逛吧 184 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,310 ‎“我们”?还有谁啊? 185 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,106 ‎奇怪?刚才小枫还在… 186 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,943 ‎-啊 找到了 ‎-(尾鸡同学很温吞) 187 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,820 ‎她怎么会在那里? 188 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,950 ‎有好多有趣的东西呢 189 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,285 ‎就是啊 190 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,494 ‎那我们走吧 191 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,453 ‎好 192 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,924 ‎(伊旦祭 ‎又称古见祭) 193 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,846 ‎(横断校园超级问答比赛) 194 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,368 ‎(热血! ‎投球比赛) 195 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,001 ‎(存活者可获得冰淇淋 ‎逃亡游戏剩余时间) 196 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:36,135 ‎(美术社人像素描 ‎能帮各位画肖像画) 197 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,346 ‎-(不行!我画不出来!) ‎-(惊吓) 198 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:44,268 ‎(漫画研究社 ‎插画展览 同人志贩售) 199 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,397 ‎不晓得现在班级排行如何 200 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,775 ‎对喔 你这么一提 201 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,401 ‎的确有排行比赛 202 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,528 ‎玩得太开心 我都忘了 203 00:10:55,237 --> 00:11:00,326 ‎中庭好像有乐团在表演呢 204 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,953 ‎不错啊 我们去看看吧 205 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,414 ‎(伊旦祭) 206 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,712 ‎是重金属摇滚啊? 207 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,506 ‎古见同学能接受吗? 208 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:25,184 ‎那个 乐团好帅啊 209 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,819 ‎我干吗脸红心跳啊? 210 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,617 ‎(伊旦祭) 211 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:46,038 ‎伊旦高中文化祭的所有活动到此结束 212 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,417 ‎请同学们到体育馆集合 213 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,214 ‎想不想知道冠军是哪班啊? 214 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,966 ‎想知道! 215 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,930 ‎现在发表第23届伊旦祭 216 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,642 ‎冠军得主是… 217 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:12,148 ‎一年一班的伊旦女仆咖啡厅! 218 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,150 ‎(欢呼) 219 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,484 ‎只可惜… 220 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,654 ‎由于部分同学不当的营利行为 221 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,450 ‎他们的冠军资格将被取消 222 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,291 ‎可是… 223 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,377 ‎我们大家一起准备 224 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,087 ‎一起吃饭团 225 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,549 ‎共同努力拿冠军 226 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,717 ‎也玩得很开心啊 227 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,260 ‎你不要想打哈哈混过去! 228 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:45,514 ‎没能拿到冠军 真是可惜 229 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,186 ‎什么? 230 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,438 ‎(可是玩得很开心 ‎心动) 231 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,647 ‎什么? 232 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,859 ‎怎么跟我那时候的反应完全不一样? 233 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,195 ‎结果大家都笑得那么开怀 234 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,238 ‎真是个好班级 200度! 235 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,161 ‎让各位同学久等了 236 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:11,373 ‎接下来是伊旦高中传统的舞会 237 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:18,172 ‎请在曼妙的音乐中 ‎享受这段优雅的时光 238 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:22,134 ‎会场也有准备派对餐点 ‎请大家随意取用 239 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,427 ‎古见同学 和我一起… 240 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,804 ‎-古见同学 和我… ‎-你愿与我共舞吗? 241 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,765 ‎不准抢先! 242 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,808 ‎不用管他们 243 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:41,487 ‎-(很想参加看看) ‎-古见同学兴致好高昂 244 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,281 ‎-(但是众目睽睽中跳舞好难为情) ‎-啊 冷静下来了 245 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,868 ‎她干吗要看着我? 246 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,705 ‎什么?我应该邀她共舞吗? 247 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,748 ‎可是… 248 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,168 ‎她不见得想和我跳舞啊 249 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,169 ‎对吧? 250 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,510 ‎要… 251 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,806 ‎要跳舞吗? 252 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,490 ‎-古见同学? ‎-她要跳舞吗? 253 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,576 ‎-(进舞池却不晓得怎么跳) ‎-她旁边那个女生是谁? 254 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,662 ‎总之先牵起手 255 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,832 ‎不好意思 冒犯了 256 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,590 ‎这是… 257 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,134 ‎-要跳舞吗? ‎-啊! 258 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,844 ‎我也要一起跳! 259 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,887 ‎什么? 260 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,734 ‎什么?古见同学已经在跳了? 261 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,373 ‎(伊旦女仆咖啡厅大获成功!) 262 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,334 ‎(任务43 ‎庆功宴) 263 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:22,296 ‎庆祝伊旦女仆咖啡厅大获成功 ‎准备召开庆功宴! 264 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,756 ‎大家都到齐了吗? 265 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,673 ‎报数! 266 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,674 ‎-一! ‎-二! 267 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,343 ‎-三! ‎-四! 268 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,137 ‎剩下的我来数吧 269 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,014 ‎出发前往卡拉OK! 270 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,350 ‎-好耶! ‎-真有精神 271 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,310 ‎(卡拉OK) 272 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,692 ‎古见同学 你是第一次来卡拉OK吗? 273 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:49,239 ‎-(以前跟家人来过) ‎-什么?所以你也唱过啊? 274 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,576 ‎(我们家只有我母亲在唱) 275 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,288 ‎我们要点饮料! 276 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,792 ‎这里规定每个人至少要点一杯饮料 ‎告诉我你们要点什么 277 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,001 ‎-可乐 ‎-我也一样 278 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,211 ‎我要姜汁汽水 279 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,253 ‎玉米浓汤 280 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,171 ‎-热柠檬茶 ‎-乌龙茶 281 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,464 ‎-我也一样 ‎-咖啡欧蕾 282 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,007 ‎-哈密瓜苏打 ‎-啊 283 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,052 ‎喂?请给我们12杯可乐 284 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,011 ‎这小子! 285 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,973 ‎那我们来点歌吧 286 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,893 ‎-好 来点歌 ‎-可是我知道的歌不多 287 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,478 ‎要唱什么? 288 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,357 ‎-(一旦要唱就开始害怕了) ‎-不用勉强一定要唱啦 289 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,317 ‎喂 你在说什么啊? 290 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,903 ‎在这个包厢里每个人一定都要唱一首 291 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,824 ‎再不快点选 就全部都是我的歌了 292 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,741 ‎(下一首歌) 293 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,035 ‎你慢慢选没关系 294 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:35,995 ‎(间奏约24秒) 295 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,247 ‎嘿! 296 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,249 ‎(虽然决定好了 ‎但仍在烦恼选这首好不好) 297 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,792 ‎ultra knee! 298 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,168 ‎嘿! 299 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,378 ‎(预约) 300 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,838 ‎(传送中…传送成功) 301 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,549 ‎-气氛是不是很高涨啊? ‎-不要闹了 驯染! 302 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,259 ‎-下一首也是我的! ‎-你回去啦! 303 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,978 ‎(虽然点好了歌 ‎但担心在大家面前唱不唱得出来) 304 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,940 ‎下一首是我的 把评分功能打开! 305 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,152 ‎我要把这首歌献给古见同学 306 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,695 ‎我的心意… 307 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,156 ‎古见同学 请听吧! 308 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,157 ‎见… 309 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,158 ‎(评分中 ‎请稍候) 310 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,368 ‎-(出现) ‎-赞啦! 311 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,620 ‎(98分 ‎全国平均分数:76.05分) 312 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,790 ‎-古见同学因为我的歌感动到发抖! ‎-(快要轮到自己 越来越不安) 313 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,584 ‎真是太开心了!我爱她! 314 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,419 ‎下一首轮到我 315 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,297 ‎这时刻终于来临了 316 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,507 ‎我可是无懈可击的 317 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,759 ‎为了这一天的到来 318 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,844 ‎超人气动画《遗失的无限世界》 319 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,347 ‎主题曲《无限世界尽头》 ‎我已经背到炉火纯青 320 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,767 ‎我的完美重现保证让你们颤抖! 321 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,143 ‎我… 322 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,479 ‎完美无缺 323 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,481 ‎辛苦了 324 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,940 ‎反应怎么不太热烈? 325 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,400 ‎这是动画歌吧? 326 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,445 ‎-不愧是我的盟友 很懂嘛! ‎-(只野想起了自己的中二病时代) 327 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,363 ‎-感动得都起鸡皮疙瘩了吧? ‎-(超级不安) 328 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,324 ‎(《旧色》 ‎酸橘) 329 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,284 ‎高高地… 330 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,244 ‎(《森林的小熊》 ‎外国童谣) 331 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,205 ‎某一天… 332 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,165 ‎(《367天》) 333 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,086 ‎(《拿去吧!巫女服》 ‎恋爱星) 334 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,046 ‎呼呼! 335 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,007 ‎然后终于轮到… 336 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,553 ‎(轮到古见同学了) 337 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,013 ‎古见同学! 338 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,726 ‎(《希咖蕾伊诺基》) 339 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,146 ‎(错过起头的时机) 340 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,856 ‎啊 341 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,901 ‎-我听到了! ‎-(幻听) 342 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,238 ‎这首歌只有心灵纯洁的人才能听到! 343 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,995 ‎(评分中… ‎0分) 344 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,206 ‎-(快哭出来了) ‎-这台机器一定是坏了! 345 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,708 ‎搞什么?我要打电话给厂商客诉! 346 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,169 ‎(《定点观测》) 347 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,754 ‎下一首轮到我了 348 00:18:53,215 --> 00:19:00,180 ‎(《定点观测》) 349 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:07,104 ‎(前奏约15秒) 350 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,736 ‎下午3点在顶楼 351 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,698 ‎我装了一台定点摄影机 352 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,492 ‎根本没人在听 353 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286 ‎好心酸 354 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,080 ‎虽然我并没有想要让他们听 355 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,708 ‎但还是好心酸 356 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,212 ‎开始我的定点观测 357 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,340 ‎来找凶手吧 358 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,844 ‎趁着天色还亮喝足了酒 359 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,054 ‎这是个好主意 360 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,432 ‎我颤抖的手 361 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,018 ‎已经不再颤抖 362 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,061 ‎我酒精中毒了 363 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,024 ‎为了看清看不到的地方 364 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:55,027 ‎我装了一台望远摄影机 365 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,279 ‎洒遍一地的噪音 366 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,365 ‎产生了一些东西 367 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,410 ‎就是那个啊 那什么来着? 368 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,288 ‎我想不起来那叫什么 369 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,124 ‎神秘的“那个”到底是什么? 370 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,962 ‎我们两个一起思考着! 371 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,467 ‎喔耶!啊! 372 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,975 ‎-耶! ‎-感觉好丢脸 373 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,143 ‎下一首是我的 374 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,355 ‎古见同学 我们一起唱吧 ‎只野同学也一起来! 375 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,943 ‎什么?我吗?我才刚唱完耶 376 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,903 ‎有什么关系嘛! 377 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,947 ‎大家 开唱了! 378 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,949 ‎耶! 379 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,952 ‎要准备唱了 古见同学、只野同学! 380 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,954 ‎可是我… 381 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,205 ‎话说我根本没麦克风啊 382 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,790 ‎别担心啦! 383 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,458 ‎好 开始唱了! 384 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,876 ‎所谓的“交流障碍症” 385 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,047 ‎是指不擅长和人交流的一种症状 386 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,467 ‎或是指有这种症状的人 387 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,637 ‎不过需要注意的是… 388 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,972 ‎(给古见同学) 389 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,146 ‎这些人只是不擅长社交 390 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:39,274 ‎-但并不表示… ‎-(只野、驯染、上理、山井) 391 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,485 ‎-他们不想和别人有往来 ‎-(矢田野、中中、鬼岛) 392 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,861 ‎(地洗、园田、忍野 ‎尾根峰、尾鸡) 393 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,582 ‎(献给每一个) 394 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:59,920 ‎(在与人交流或经营人际关系时 ‎胸口偶尔会感到苦闷的人) 395 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,422 ‎(片尾彩蛋) 396 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,508 ‎准备 开拍! 397 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,553 ‎(剧终) 398 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,223 ‎-古见同学 那是上次的! ‎-下一页啦! 399 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,390 ‎这次是另一个! 400 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,850 ‎没错! 401 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:22,859 ‎(待续) 402 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:24,736 ‎请… 403 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,530 ‎-古见同学? ‎-嘘! 404 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,869 ‎-只剩24秒了 ‎-要相信她 405 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,123 ‎嗯… 406 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,583 ‎还… 407 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:44,214 ‎请各位… 408 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,799 ‎多… 409 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,887 ‎多… 410 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,558 ‎指教 411 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,059 ‎字幕翻译:钟见悦