1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:20,542 - I believe... I truthfully believe that reality television has saved television. 4 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:25,764 I... You know, actors, writers, producers, directors, agents, 5 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,984 we all aspire to the truth, you know? 6 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,378 And what greater truth is there than reality? 7 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,119 Even when it's scripted. 8 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,732 [indistinct radio chatter] 9 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:17,251 [TV]: You've gotta hand it to Coach Ty Carhart for breaking this team's long... 10 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,253 ...and turning this team into a real... 11 00:01:19,295 --> 00:01:21,255 - Alright. Well, that's all of it, Jaynie. 12 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:24,127 - You better get home, or your mom's gonna kill me. And remember-- 13 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,303 - I know, I know. Vance wasn't here. 14 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,132 - Right. - Thanks! Bye, Vance. Great game tonight! 15 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,744 - Bye, kidlet. I'm gonna go up and try tweaking the dish, 16 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,658 see if we can get some reception. 17 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:40,926 Uh... babe, I know it's weird, but are you sure you're okay? 18 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,711 I mean, with his release and everything? 19 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,800 - I'm okay. 20 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:48,717 Some dads give interviews to Fox Sports, and some to parole boards. 21 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:50,719 [chuckling] Mm... 22 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:56,158 - You know, when this show hits the air, 23 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,553 you're gonna be the next Blanca Champion, baby. 24 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:00,337 [scoffing] - Vance. 25 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:04,863 She's skanky and blonde and rich. We have nothing in common. 26 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:08,519 - Whoa, not true. You both have smokin' hot little booties. 27 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,435 - Come on. We have to close up. 28 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:13,568 Then I can focus all my attention on you. 29 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,659 Go fix the dish while I turn off the lights on the trails. 30 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:21,097 - Okay, roger that. I can get the lights, too. Just finish up in here. Really. 31 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,231 - I'll do it. I'll do it. Don't take too long. 32 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,972 - Hurry, please. [laughing] 33 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,575 - Couldn't wait, huh? 34 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,233 Very funny, Vance. 35 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,235 Come on, you know I hate this shit. 36 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,932 Vance? 37 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,289 [shouting] 38 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,644 [screaming] 39 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,516 [screaming] 40 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,086 - Ah! 41 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,225 [exclaiming] 42 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:48,793 [whimpering] 43 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,885 - Come on, Vance. [whimpering] 44 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:28,485 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 45 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:32,576 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 46 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:36,754 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 47 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:41,063 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 48 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,634 [screaming] 49 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:52,204 ♪ Everybody's looking but nobody knows ♪ 50 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,206 ♪ Why I got blood on my clothes ♪ 51 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,122 ♪ But I feel good and it shows ♪ 52 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,996 ♪ Sun's out guns out That's the way I like ♪ 53 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:05,217 ♪ Run now run now Got you in my sights ♪ 54 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:09,352 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 55 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:13,574 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 56 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:17,882 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 57 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:21,973 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 58 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,808 This is Margo Moorehead, reporting live outside the Culver City Courthouse, 59 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,768 where it looks like even more bad news for Blanca Champion. 60 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:37,075 On the heels of her well-publicized bout with exhaustion 61 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:40,252 come allegations of assault and battery from John Jordan, 62 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,560 a production assistant on the set of her new movie, Hush, Hush. 63 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:48,391 As expected, Jordan filed suit today against Champion and Affiliated Studios. 64 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:52,395 Allegedly, Champion found a green-tea latte not to her liking. 65 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:57,400 That's when sources say Champion proceeded to hurl the scalding-hot drink at Jordan, 66 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,924 causing second-degree burns from his torso, 67 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:02,840 well, down to his more delicate regions. 68 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,668 In a statement released this morning, 69 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,105 Champion swears the beverage was only lukewarm, 70 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,500 which is, indeed, why she threw it at him in the first place. 71 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,676 This is Margo Moorehead, reporting... 72 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,375 - Hey. - Where exactly did you burn? Show us again. 73 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,509 - I, uh... I was starting to think that I'd never work again. 74 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:22,991 - Oh, stop it, stop it. Come on. Ahem. 75 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,472 - Alright, I'm excited. Tell me about this job. - I'm serious, okay? 76 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,649 It's a great concept for a reality show. Now, picture this: 77 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,434 a small border town, the high-school hockey team 78 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,784 on a 100-year losing streak winds up with a star forward. 79 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,831 For the first time in the school's history, 80 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,921 they got a shot at the State Championship. Production's running behind. 81 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,532 They need a solid director, and I told them you're the guy. 82 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:45,970 - Underdog sports team, kid makes good. I like it. 83 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,842 - I knew it. I knew it. Now get this. 84 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,800 The team's called The Gold Diggers. 85 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,890 They're from this tiny, little town called White Plains in North Dakota-- 86 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:55,632 - North Dakota? Oh, wow. 87 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:59,506 Uh... border town kinda makes it sound like... Mexico. 88 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,551 Uh... I don't know, Seaton. 89 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,597 I'm from San Diego. I think I might freeze my ass off. 90 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,729 - I know. I get it, okay? Now get over it. 91 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:09,429 And besides, the network would really consider this one a favour. 92 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,083 And, actually, there's one more thing. - What? 93 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,826 - Blanca Champion's gonna be up there with you. 94 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:20,091 - Blanca Champion? - Her next movie's with the network's film division, 95 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,267 and she's playing a reality-television director 96 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,182 who uncovers some major political scandal. 97 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,576 Haven't read the script yet. She wants to do the whole method thing, 98 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,448 you know, be taken seriously as an actress. 99 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:30,624 And since you and Blanca work so well together, 100 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,843 the network thought that she could observe you. 101 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,541 - Work well together? Seaton, I... 102 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,891 I was her production assistant on her first movie. 103 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:39,328 I was a glorified babysitter. I doubt she even remembers me. 104 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,505 - Well, guess what. Not only does she remember you, she loves, loves the idea. 105 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,507 She says this time around, she could be your PA. 106 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,510 Besides, with all the bad publicity she's been getting lately, 107 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,643 she could use a little babysitting. 108 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,733 - Seaton, let me get this straight. 109 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:57,215 You want me to go to a remote town in a red state that borders Canada 110 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:01,655 with Blanca Champion pretending to fetch people coffee? What? 111 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,657 Seaton, that's ridiculous. I... I'm not that broke. 112 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,877 And to be honest with you, life is too short. And how's it even possible? 113 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:09,837 You know what it's like going out in public with her. Draws crowds like The Beatles. 114 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,056 - No, no, no, that's the beauty, Jake. 115 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,406 The townspeople have already signed non-disclosure agreements. 116 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:18,410 You and Blanca are gonna be in the middle of nowhere. Only studio publicity knows. 117 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,239 And by the time the World Press gets wind of it, your show will be wrapped. 118 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,112 And best of all, they're gonna pay your rate. Yeah-ha. Yeah, you're welcome. 119 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,809 [scoffing] 120 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,551 - Can I bring my dog? 121 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:33,556 - My name is Nik and I am a PA on the show Digger Fever. 122 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,341 White Plains is the kind of city that... 123 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,779 people in Middle America make fun of. 124 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,432 [whimpering] 125 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,219 - There you go, buddy. How you doing, buddy? 126 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:46,134 I missed you, yeah. I missed you. 127 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:49,572 - Hey, you must be Jake. I'm Greg, the production's UPM. 128 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,139 - Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 129 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:54,751 - It's about a six-hour drive to White Plains from here. 130 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:57,145 - I was surprised there was no other crew on the plane. 131 00:08:57,188 --> 00:09:00,061 - Well, most of the crew arrived the Monday before last. 132 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:03,020 It's been pretty intense here with all that's happened. 133 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,284 - Why? What's happened? - One of the local girls just got killed. 134 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,286 ATV accident. 135 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,725 Town folk pretty much freaked out when Ted, our first director, 136 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,944 tried to get exclusive with them about it. 137 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:18,558 - Wait. Ted... your first director? So I'm... I'm replacing him? 138 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:22,474 - Dude, those agent types aren't too big on full disclosure, are they? 139 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,567 [radio]: We're taking a poll this morning on Good Morning White Plains. 140 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,960 Bob Hansen, you're... [honking] 141 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,671 - Jake, this intersection's a good landmark. 142 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,804 It's exactly 39 miles from your cabin. 143 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,894 The mini-market on the right is where we do most of our shopping. 144 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,510 - Is this the place? - Yeah, almost. 145 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,296 It's about another mile and a half down this road. 146 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,311 The second door on your right's the bedroom. 147 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,140 You're sharing this place with Lee, our executive producer. 148 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:28,149 Oh, by the way, Lee wants to meet you in an hour at the local diner 149 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,890 for a production meeting. 150 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,808 - Uh, okay. Um... so it's just me and Lee here? 151 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,810 Is... is he here right now? 152 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,812 Yeah, uh, she, and no. 153 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,336 She's actually sleeping at one of the other crew cabins, 154 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,381 but we're not supposed to know about that. 155 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,558 Got map and directions... and keys. 156 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,431 Peace out, brother. 157 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,005 - Bongo... what did I just get us into? 158 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,704 - I generally tell my clients what they need to know. 159 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:05,839 And... and Jake needed a job, and, um... and he got it. 160 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,632 - I can't hear... You're gonna have to speak up. 161 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,329 I can't hear you. 162 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,903 Hello? Sit. 163 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,949 Oh, piece of crap. 164 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,169 - You must be Jake. I'm Phoebe, Lee's assistant. 165 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,867 We're totally excited you're here. 166 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,086 - Jake, I'm Lee Tyson, the show's producer. 167 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,132 Thank you for getting here so quick. 168 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:41,178 Hey, Phoebe, do me a favour. Will you go call the equipment house, 169 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,919 see where the rest of our stuff is? 170 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,748 - Sure. I'll be right back. 171 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,317 - Okay, look, here's the deal: 172 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,449 these people think we are here to shoot a reality show 173 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,538 about their loser hockey team making good. 174 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,367 But some girl kills herself joy riding at night, 175 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,587 probably drunk on moonshine or something. 176 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,111 Everyone's all bent out of shape about this except Coach Carhart, 177 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,418 who only cares about winning the championship. 178 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,464 Now, did I mention the ex-coach, Hansen? 179 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,771 He's a flippin' loon who just got out prison 180 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,208 for "accidentally" killing his wife 10 years ago. 181 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,820 Carhart's son was banging Hansen's daughter. 182 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,778 Hansen's daughter... 183 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,433 ends up dead. It's fucking gold. 184 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,958 - Wow. Yeah, um... 185 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,004 that's... that's a lot of information. 186 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:30,837 Uh... you know, Lee, I... I kind of liked the whole underdog-hockey-team angle. 187 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:35,102 Uh, not really such a fan of messing with people's heads. 188 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,628 - And I am telling you that I want you to go to that high school 189 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:44,546 and shoot me a fuckin' show about these crazy coaches and their beer-guzzling buddies. 190 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,243 Got it? 191 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:51,161 - Seaton Brookstone's office. - Hello? Hey, Shannon. 192 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,859 Hey, it's Jake. Is Seaton in? 193 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,644 - Hi, Jake. Having a bad time hearing you. 194 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:59,169 Not a good connection. I don't have Seaton right now. He's in a meeting. 195 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,389 - Yeah, I'm sure he is. Listen, Shannon, I... 196 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,958 This is the first time I've had any bars on my phone since I landed. 197 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,612 Something... something's off here, and I really need to talk to him 198 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,528 before I go in and start this thing up. Have him call me, please? 199 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,880 Hello? 200 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,186 Hello? 201 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:21,365 ♪ What am I doin' doin' doin' doin' doin' doin' here ♪ 202 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:25,979 ♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪ Is it too late to back out ♪ Is it too late to back out 203 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:43,257 - I think we're crew. - Excuse me? 204 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,172 - I'm Keir, your camera assistant. 205 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,304 Or at least I think so. 206 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:50,307 'Cause no one spends that much money on sunglasses around here. 207 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:54,616 So I figure you're Jake, right? - Uh... I... I am. 208 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:58,011 Um... and I got these for free off my last show. 209 00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:01,144 I was, um... I was worried they were a bit too fancy for me. 210 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885 - No, you pull them off well. 211 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,280 - Can I talk you into maybe... showing me around this place? 212 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,456 - So did you meet Lee? 213 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,980 - Oh, yeah. [laughter] 214 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,636 - Yeah, she's quite a lady. And I use the term loosely. 215 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,118 Look, before we go in, uh... 216 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,469 I don't mean to cross any lines, but can I show you something? 217 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,427 - Yeah, sure. 218 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,778 [bell ringing] 219 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,392 - I'm dying to Google these people. 220 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,046 I don't know if you've tried yet, 221 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,483 but it's impossible to get on the internet up here. 222 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,746 I've tried the dial-up, like, 30 times, 223 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,096 only to get knocked off after 10 seconds. 224 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,837 - This is the girl that died. 225 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927 Jaynie, right? - Yeah. 226 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,495 This girl's death was just... 227 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,192 so violent. 228 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,936 - So you started checking into the town's history... hoping to find what? 229 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,417 - I don't know, but let's just say for a town this small, 230 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,985 this place has had its share of death and drama. 231 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,425 "Left behind are Ty Carhart and his two-year-old, Vance, 232 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,471 the surviving twin. Father and son were in Whiskey River, 233 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,952 picking up supplies when the accident happened." 234 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,956 This is Carhart... the hockey coach? 235 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,742 - Yep. - I mean, this is... an awful story, all of it. 236 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:22,008 But... I don't really get what it has to do with this ATV accident. 237 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,186 - You two have to leave. Now! 238 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:30,668 - Jaynie Hansen's death, um, you know, where... where I'm from, 239 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,715 you get a cut, a scrape, a broken leg, is considered an accident. 240 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:37,240 What happened to her... I don't think that was an accident. 241 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,289 - Five, six, here we go. 242 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,944 ♪ Gold Diggers go 243 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,858 ♪ We thought we had forever 244 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,644 - Vance, you need to focus! ♪ Well I don't want it to end 245 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,125 - That's Carhart, the hockey coach? - Yep. 246 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,128 - We're not gonna beat Eagle Ridge unless you show some hustle, boy! 247 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,392 Maybe we ought to take this practice outside, run a few laps. 248 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,785 Then you'll play like men instead of wussies. 249 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,222 - Come on, Coach. 250 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,922 - That kid's not getting much of a mourning period, huh? - Come on! 251 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,837 - Is that Luke? Luke! 252 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,059 - Jake! Ha-ha! - I didn't know you were on this show, man. 253 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,931 - Thank God you're here, dude. These people are a bunch of freaks! 254 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,065 - We did a show called Your Town over in Miami a few years ago. - Yeah. 255 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,981 - How's the rest of the crew? - Let me put it to you this way. 256 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,374 Our sound guy's a local hire who lives in his car. 257 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,115 - We should get going 'cause Lee's gonna get here, 258 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,117 and that woman, we do not want to piss off. 259 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,859 - Alright, man. [both]: Good to see you. Yeah. - See you in a bit. 260 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,218 - What the...? 261 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,872 - Here he is! 262 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,048 - How you doin', man? Alright. 263 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,051 - Jake, looks like you already met Keir. 264 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,315 This is Daphne, our story producer. 265 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,317 And this is Mike, your sound guy. 266 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,494 - Hey, man, have we worked together before? 267 00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,019 - What? - Hi, Jake. 268 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,239 - Hi. - I know it's trèsgeeky to say, but I love your work. 269 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,111 I'm so excited you're on this project. 270 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,853 Back on the Ranch is my favourite show. Was. 271 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,595 - Uh, well, thank you. I'm glad you liked it. I did, too. 272 00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:13,597 - Alright, the only one missing is Nik, our PA. 273 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,295 But he went to Winnipeg to pick up Blanca. 274 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,079 - She's arriving by helicopter. Isn't that cool? 275 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,040 - Yeah, it's very cool. - I was the first one here, 276 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:25,521 so if you want the backstory on anyone, cast or crew, come to me. 277 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,872 - Hi, Daphne! Is she here yet? 278 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,136 - Almost! That's Erin, the head cheerleader. 279 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,138 She's very excited to meet Blanca. 280 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,924 - Blanca Champion is coming to White Plains to do research for a movie role. 281 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:39,623 She's playing a reality-TV director who uncovers some big political scandal. 282 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:49,546 [players shouting] - I can't even begin to believe this. 283 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,833 - Oh, I... I'll be right back. Okay. 284 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,403 - Hi, Blanca. 285 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,059 - Hi, Scooby. - Hi. 286 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,540 - Hi. - Uh... 287 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455 what the hell are you wearing? 288 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,892 - I was told to dress sexy. - By who? Seaton? 289 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,635 - It's being handled, right, sweetheart? - Handled! 290 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:38,204 - Ms. Champion, I am so excited to meet you. 291 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,162 I... I... I am your biggest fan. 292 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,818 You are a personal hero to me. Do you think you can sign this, please? 293 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,169 - Sure, sweetie. - Um... 294 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,216 I know it's none of my business, but you two were so close. 295 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,087 Why were you fighting? 296 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,698 - Because she's a cunt. - Okay. 297 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,005 Uh, excuse us for a second. We're just gonna... 298 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,096 - Um, I'm a big fan, too. 299 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,576 - Yeah? 300 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,187 - We'll have a little talk, shall we? 301 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,798 - Okay. Easy, Scooby. You're turning me on. 302 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,192 - Please don't call me Scooby. 303 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,368 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 304 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,633 Hey, buddy, um, do you mind excusing us for a second? 305 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:21,508 - Hey, sexy. I like where those shorts cup your little ass. 306 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,859 It's delicious. 307 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,556 [giggling] 308 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,560 - Blanca... do you even remember me? 309 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,260 - I'm sorry. Are we in the boys' locker room? It stinks in here. Blech! 310 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,654 - Yeah. No, I know this isn't, uh, exactly ideal, 311 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,657 but I hear if we make it through the next few weeks on our best behaviour, 312 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,920 we're gonna score big bonus points with the studio. 313 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:46,315 - Ooh, what's best behaviour? - Well, it's probably, uh, 314 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,883 not using the "C" word in front of the small-town cheerleaders. 315 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,625 - Oh, God. They're dealing with some heavy shit around here. 316 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:55,585 A local girl recently got killed in an accident, so the people are pretty shook up. 317 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,283 - Alright, whatever. 318 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:02,113 Okay, you know what? I get it. 319 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:06,292 And I'm serious about this movie research stuff, okay? 320 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,250 I'm sick of playing dopey teenagers. 321 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,600 I have to nail this. We're cool. 322 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,037 - Alright. Oh, hey, and uh, 323 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:17,390 it's kinda cold in here, so you may want to rethink the whole mini-skirt thing. 324 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,522 - Fuck off. - Okay. Nice. Very nice. 325 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,743 - Blanca Champion. Wow! - I'd say we have a pretty unique connection. 326 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,921 I mean, how many guys can say that they've carried all 28 pieces of her luggage? 327 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:32,056 - She's, uh... she's very, uh... I... How to say this? 328 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,538 - I held her hand. Well, I... I blocked her hand. 329 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:40,021 Yeah, she was trying to hit me. It was my fault. I made a mistake. 330 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,849 But, yeah, I mean, we're pretty close. 331 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,938 [music playing] [crowd cheering] 332 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,378 [indistinct announcer chatter] 333 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,690 - ...Vance Carhart scores again! 334 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,474 By the way, ladies and gentlemen, 335 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,781 don't forget to look for yourself on television this fall 336 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:05,002 as the Diggers star in Digger Fever, their very own reality show. 337 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,614 - Yeah! Oh! [indistinct announcer chatter] 338 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,877 - We are just so blessed by Jesus Christ, 339 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,706 and I know that he really wants us to win State. 340 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,099 - I'm sorry, but I gotta ask. What can you tell me 341 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:18,320 about your friend Jaynie's death or her father's release from prison? 342 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,540 - Um... 343 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,064 I don't think I'm supposed to talk about that. 344 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,197 - Erin, let's wrap this up. 345 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,200 - I have to go now. 346 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:35,903 - You know... I don't even want to tell you what I saw down in that boiler room. 347 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:38,732 - The townspeople are all up in my grill because... 348 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:42,301 I've got my crew asking questions that aren't just about hockey. 349 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,129 Give me a break. Do these people don't even own a fucking television? 350 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,784 It's not like the show's for the fucking Nature Channel, people. 351 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,785 [screaming] 352 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,398 [screaming] 353 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,580 [screaming] 354 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,250 [up-tempo music] 355 00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,298 - Where are we even going, anyways? 356 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,084 And I can't believe this is the crew van. So lame. 357 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,521 - It's a low-budget show. The school let us use this for free. 358 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:16,133 - Look, guys, if this is what the kids are talking about, this is the story to follow. 359 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,440 Everyone we've talked to has brought up this Hansen guy. 360 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:21,835 - Does anyone know how long this guy's been outta prison? - Less than a month. 361 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:26,666 - Do I need to remind you that I'm on a 10-hour schedule and I don't do overtime? 362 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,232 - Okay. 363 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,799 Thanks, Mike. 364 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,236 - Whatever. - Nik, any idea where this cabin is? 365 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,457 - Erin said we can't miss it. Should be just off the lake. 366 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,228 - Hello? 367 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,497 Coach Hansen? 368 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,866 Hi. Uh, my name's Jake Tanner, 369 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,347 and, um, we're in town shooting a show-- 370 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,393 - "Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin. 371 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:47,311 Against Thee have I only sinned and done that which is evil in Thy sight." 372 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,444 - This is fucking scary as shit. 373 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,926 - I'm just gonna put this microphone on you right here, okay? Ah! 374 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:56,886 - Get the hell outta here. I didn't invite you here. This is private property. 375 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,934 I said get the hell out! 376 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,327 - Okay, okay. Sorry. - All of ya! 377 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:07,070 - Didn't mean to bother you. We don't want any trouble. - I want my microphone. 378 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:11,248 - Just leave it. - I'm billing the production. - Just leave it. 379 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,427 - Man, I've done a lot of shows where they picketed us. Like Your Town Seattle, 380 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,473 they didn't want us there. But this? This place... 381 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,823 - You'd think they don't even want an economy. 382 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:25,175 I mean, they just wanna, you know, sit around and, you know... eat elk. 383 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,873 - And the ex-coach, 384 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,832 he looks like the villain from the Scooby Doo cartoons. Weird. 385 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:33,357 - That reality-TV crew should've been following me around, you know? 386 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,273 While they were out talking to Jaynie Hansen's crazy dad, 387 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:39,668 I was finding the cheerleading coach's body all mangled in the woodshop. 388 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,584 Now that would've made for some great television, you know? 389 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,457 I took some footage with my camera phone if you guys wanna buy it. 390 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,591 - Honestly, I'd like to know where the fuck my crew was 391 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,681 when that shloop was finding a body in the woodshop. 392 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:56,119 Probably asking some little kid about the thrill of victory. 393 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,391 I don't give a fuck who she is. Her agent... Wait a minute. 394 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,393 That asshole is your agent, too, isn't he? Yeah. 395 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,135 He made me pay her as a PA while she does her research. 396 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,355 So guess what that means. She needs to work 397 00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,487 like a fucking PA, so this is how it's gonna go. 398 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,229 As long as she's on my payroll, remember this. 399 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,318 - Will do. - I wanna know when she naps, 400 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:23,407 where she naps and how long she naps. 401 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:26,019 You're gonna write it down, deduct it from her paycheque. Got it? 402 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:28,543 [scoffing] - Lee, why don't you give her a break? 403 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,589 She travelled all night. - That's just great. 404 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,853 What do you want to do? Give her a fucking bottle and change her diapers, too? 405 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:40,424 - Mister? - Hey. What's up, buddy? 406 00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,601 - It wasn't an accident. 407 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,342 - Okay, I'm listening. 408 00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:48,345 - Jaynie used to take me cross-country skiing there all the time. 409 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,086 She knew that place. 410 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,003 I heard something when I was leaving that night. 411 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,919 But I didn't do nothin'. 412 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:59,139 - Well, you know what I think? 413 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,707 I think you're one brave little guy for telling me that. 414 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:06,146 I'm gonna do some asking around. Cool? 415 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,843 - Cool. - Come on. 416 00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:15,329 - You know, if... you know, if you wanna nap, 417 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:18,724 then, uh, the bed in my camper is... 418 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,509 it's a lot more comfortable than here. 419 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,903 - I'm fine here, fuck face. But thanks. 420 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:42,356 [wind whistling] 421 00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,848 - Lee? 422 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,588 You home? 423 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:04,073 Ah... Hey, buddy. 424 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,032 How you doing? [whimpering] 425 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:09,688 Yeah, you wanna go outside, don't you? Alright. 426 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,168 Alright, come on. Come on, Bongo. 427 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,520 Oh, shit! 428 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,827 Oh, Jesus Christ, you scared the hell outta me. 429 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:22,657 - Don't go digging up shit you don't know nothing about. 430 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,486 - I'm sorry, what? - You heard me! 431 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:27,749 It's a small town, we all talk to each other. 432 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,404 I don't care to hear none of the shit Coach Hansen is spinning. 433 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,972 He's an ex-con... and a murderer. 434 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,236 Are we clear? 435 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,848 - Yeah... we're clear. 436 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:48,030 - I don't want to accuse Vance's dad of having anything to do with these killings, 437 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:50,772 but... I have a weird inkling that there.... 438 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,556 there's some connection there. 439 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,564 [sighing] 440 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,958 - Jesus Christ. [Bongo whimpering] 441 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,282 [whimpering] 442 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,688 [moaning] 443 00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:49,962 Oh, wow. Uh, Jesus. Sorry. 444 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:51,746 - Nice timing, douchebag. 445 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,793 - Um, we were just gonna go get a beer or whatnot. 446 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,925 You should totally come. 447 00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,840 - Okay. 448 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,629 - You're so bad. [laughter] 449 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,375 [pop music playing] 450 00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:23,909 - I'm fairly certain that Blanca chick wants me. 451 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,695 I have that extra sense, you know. 452 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,002 Like, I can smell blood a mile away. 453 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,526 I knew something was rotten in Bismarck. 454 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:35,877 Sheriff says she was in there for hours before I found her. 455 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,792 - Has anyone told her husband? 456 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,012 - Nah. He's downstate on a timber run. 457 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,144 I tried him on the C.B., but no luck. 458 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,233 - Who are you guys talking about? 459 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:47,584 - There was... an accident up at the school. 460 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:50,326 Miss Falls, the cheerleading coach. 461 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,677 - Decapitated. Heartbeat-less. 462 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,071 - I get it. It's awful. 463 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:59,509 - Look, uh, what do you say we cut outta here? 464 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,816 Let's go for a midnight swim. 465 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,514 - I'd say, "Hell, yeah." - I'll get our coats. 466 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,522 - No good can come of you staying here. 467 00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:15,090 Mark my words and leave now. 468 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,876 All of you. - Hey! 469 00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:21,270 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, man. 470 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:23,925 - Jesus. 471 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:28,930 - Guess it's safe to say they don't like us being here. - No, I don't think they do. 472 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:32,716 - No, no, no. Don't any of you listen to that crackpot. He's a drunk. 473 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,197 We just need to get our show in the can and move on. 474 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,721 Now, wrap it up. We've got an early-morning call. 475 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:42,335 - I guess now isn't a good time to mention they found Miss Falls's body at the school? 476 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,989 There was another accident. 477 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:45,860 - Get the hell outta here. 478 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,347 - Crazy shit. 479 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:57,524 - What do I think about the amount of accidents in this town? Um... 480 00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:00,266 I think it's a shame it happened to all the pretty people. I'm just kidding. 481 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,442 That's not even funny. It's inappropriate. Sorry. 482 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,485 - Did you hear this? Blanca Champion has gotten herself into... 483 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,879 - For the last time, I don't know where the damn camera stuff is. 484 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,533 It never arrived. 485 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,492 - Oh, will you just zip your piehole? 486 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,583 I can't call the network and tell them $30,000 worth of equipment is MIA! 487 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,933 - It is not okay to talk to me like that. 488 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,023 I did not sign on for this totally deceptive job and whatnot. 489 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,417 And why can't you just give the network the show they ordered? 490 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,941 It's a totally better show. 491 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:12,468 - Because... no one wants to watch a show about some wittle hockey team. 492 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:16,646 They'd much rather watch a show about a bloodthirsty convict out for revenge. 493 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,300 That is why. 494 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,434 - Can I ask you something? - What? 495 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,959 - Did you seduce me because you thought it would keep me quiet? 496 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,353 Because that was a total miscalculation. 497 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:30,356 - Well, I think that you're gonna keep quiet. You know why? 498 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:33,054 If you don't, I will cancel your plane ticket home, 499 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:36,057 I will drive you out into the woods and I will leave you there. 500 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,886 - You wouldn't do that to me. 501 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:42,237 - You can try me, then we can continue to play nice or not. 502 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:44,022 The choice is yours, Phoebe. 503 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:46,198 You're a real cooze. 504 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:48,113 And an awful boss. 505 00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:05,695 - As long as these guys play Digger hockey and keep focused on the game, 506 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,958 there's not gonna be any stopping 'em. 507 00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,873 Look, I only got two hours till the next game. I got things to do. 508 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,620 Come on! 509 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:21,536 - Hey, is the, uh... is the coach mic'd? I'm having trouble hearing him. 510 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:25,367 - No, he's not mic'd. We left his out at the crazy guy's shack, remember? 511 00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,804 - We gotta have this guy mic'd before the playoff games. 512 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:30,242 - Then I suggest you send somebody out there to get it. 513 00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:32,853 - Okay... I'm sending you. 514 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:38,163 - Yeah, I can do that. Except is there anybody else here that can wire a PA system, 515 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:41,340 that can run a play-by-play? It'll take me about 1.5 hours, 516 00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:44,255 so it's a perfect amount of time for you to do it yourself. 517 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,475 - Okay, go rig your PA. 518 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,563 Hey, do me a favour. Um... 519 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:51,654 let's cut out this whole smug-asshole thing, 520 00:34:51,697 --> 00:34:54,135 'cause it's really working my last nerve. Okay? 521 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,485 - Okay. 522 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,183 Sorry, boss. 523 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,538 Motherfucker. Nik. 524 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,150 - A production assistant on a show like this, 525 00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:12,632 um... you're basically like a bus boy's assistant. 526 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:17,941 Well, does this suck ass? Mm-hmm. 527 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,945 Am I getting paid nearly enough to do it? 528 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,339 No fucking way. 529 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,778 Hmm. 530 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,782 Coach? 531 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:38,397 Hey, uh... I'm really sorry to bother you, but, 532 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,139 uh... we need to get that microphone back. 533 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:42,966 Hello? 534 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:50,148 [sighing] Don't be a puss. Ahem. 535 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:54,239 Look, uh... Coach, I'm just... 536 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:57,372 really wanted to apologize, uh, about earlier today. 537 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,816 Oh, shit! 538 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:12,170 What the fuck? What the fuck is it? 539 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,480 Ah! 540 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,533 [indistinct announcement] 541 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:34,888 - These days, it doesn't seem that Erin cares for Blanca too much. 542 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:37,369 Uh, I believe she called her a... 543 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:40,502 a cocaine-fuelled gutter slut. 544 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,114 - I need to talk to you. 545 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:48,118 - Excuse me! Get your hands off me, chunk! 546 00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:51,470 - I weigh 110 pounds! That's not fat! 547 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:55,125 [scoffing] I have tried to be as nice as I know how. 548 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,998 That's over! I'm giving you this warning. 549 00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:01,915 Stay away from Vance, or I'm going to get my cousins to go to your cabin 550 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,744 and have them hog-tie you and weigh you! Capisce? 551 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,922 - You know what? Screw this! 552 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:12,491 I don't need this bullshit, this fucking method-acting crap! 553 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,710 Hundred-and-ten pounds, my ass! 554 00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,017 Listen up, you little pisher! 555 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,411 I don't give a shit if you're losing me, this is important! 556 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,891 It's the first time I've had reception since I've been out here. 557 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,285 You tell Seaton if he still wants me as a client, 558 00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:27,288 he will get me on the next goddamn plane out of here, okay?! 559 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:29,421 Do you hear me? Hello? 560 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,814 Can you hear me now? 561 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:35,383 Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck!!! [sighing] 562 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,086 - Thanks a lot, man. - Alright. 563 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,001 - When's Desperate the Sound Elf coming back? 564 00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,134 I feel like an idiot. - Blanca. 565 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:50,137 - Alright, we got five minutes till game time. Is Nik back with that microphone? 566 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,313 - He's not and there's no way to reach him. 567 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,968 And Lee said if he doesn't get here in five, he's fired. 568 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:59,015 - Oh, that's a little harsh, huh? - And where's Mike? Mike! 569 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,540 - I'm right here. The PA system is rigged. 570 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,412 - Alright, good. Let's get ready to shoot. 571 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,638 [crowd cheering] 572 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,249 - Ah! 573 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:21,299 [announcer]: This season has been nothing short of a phenomenon! 574 00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:25,085 [shouting] 575 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:26,347 Goal! 576 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,871 [buzzing] [crowd cheering] 577 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:33,049 The State Championship is just a bus ride away for the Gold Diggers. 578 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:43,451 - Any sign of Nik? - No. - That's so weird. 579 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:46,541 - Oh, hey, Coach. Great game tonight. 580 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,500 Hey, listen, can I ask you a favour? 581 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,328 - Favours aren't really my specialty. 582 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,981 [laughing] - That's funny. 583 00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,070 I noticed you had a treadmill upstairs in the gym. 584 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,377 Would you mind if I grabbed a quick workout? 585 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,771 - You know, I like your dedication, boy. 586 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:01,513 More people should make fitness a priority. 587 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:03,297 We're clearing out, so... 588 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,126 just make sure to lock the doors when you leave. 589 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:08,302 - Thank you, sir. - Ahem. 590 00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,479 - Oh, excuse me, Coach Stick-up-your-Ass, 591 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,916 do you think that I might massage your penis for a few minutes 592 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,005 so that I, too, might get a workout? 593 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,314 - Is it hard being such a douchebag all the time? 594 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,537 - Uh, no. No. I actually kinda like it. 595 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,930 - Loser. 596 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,867 [beep] Luke for Daphne. 597 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,218 [sighing] 598 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,438 - Go ahead, Luke. 599 00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:00,310 - Was the Tahoe ever supposed to be used as a cast car? 600 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:03,226 - Not that I know of. Phoebe handled all the rentals. Why? 601 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,838 - It's just I found a lipstick camera rigged in the backseat. 602 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,275 And I didn't put any lipstick cameras on the equipment order, 603 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,538 and this is the second one I found. 604 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:13,149 I didn't know this show had that kind of surveil. 605 00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:16,457 - I didn't think so, either. I'll ask. 606 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,198 - Copy that. 607 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:32,386 [heavy metal playing through headphones] 608 00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:37,783 [wind whistling] 609 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,184 Hello? I'm still up here. 610 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,709 Ah, what the hell, man? 611 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,977 Hello? 612 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:13,732 [beeping] 613 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:21,870 I'm beginning to think this workout wasn't such a bright idea. 614 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:36,102 [banging] 615 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:58,907 [sighing] 616 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,739 Ahem. [sniffling] 617 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,263 Whew. 618 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:10,049 Oh! What the fuck? Who are you, man? 619 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,751 Ah! 620 00:42:57,139 --> 00:42:59,228 [grunting] 621 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:00,969 Ah! 622 00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,713 Ah! Fuck! 623 00:43:06,714 --> 00:43:08,890 Ah! Ah! 624 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:15,070 [crying out] 625 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,817 Oh! [groaning] 626 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,441 [background chatter] [laughter] 627 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,619 - Have a lovely day. 628 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,578 [whispering] 629 00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:49,322 - Hey, I meant to ask, did you guys 630 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,629 pre-rig the cars with cameras before we got up here? 631 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,240 - Can we please not talk about work for a second? 632 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,677 I need a break from this show and this town. 633 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,984 And um, mm, more liquor? 634 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,643 - Hey, any sign of Greg or Nik? - No. I thought they'd be here already. 635 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,040 - Yeah. 636 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,742 Hello! Hey, sugar puss. 637 00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:20,396 Hi. See me standing here with moolah in my hand? 638 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,050 No? Yes? 639 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:25,271 Hi! Hello. How are you? 640 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:29,405 - Atta girl. - Looks like Miss Champion found herself another victim. 641 00:44:29,449 --> 00:44:30,842 [gulping] 642 00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:34,323 - Okay... to the superstar hockey player. 643 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:37,326 - Well, to the super-hot actress-slash-model. 644 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,243 - Okay. I've been called worse, but anyway. 645 00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,941 Mm. 646 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,467 So, um... 647 00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,904 I heard you were kind of close to that girl that died. 648 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:52,428 - Yeah, I guess, um... 649 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:55,301 I guess you could say this went from being the best year of my life 650 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:57,869 to the worst in, you know, a blink. 651 00:44:57,912 --> 00:44:59,653 - I'm really sorry. 652 00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:03,396 My dad died when I was 14, 653 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:05,920 and I thought I would never get over it. 654 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,925 [sighing] I mean, it doesn't go away, but... it gets easier. 655 00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,973 - Promise? 656 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,279 - Yeah. 657 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:23,372 - Isn't he a little young for her? Is it still legal if it's a boy? 658 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:27,159 - I heard she slept with that PA who sued her, and then she got tired of him, 659 00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:30,118 treated him like garbage until finally he had enough. 660 00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:33,295 - See, that's how rumours get started. - You're saying it's not true? 661 00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:36,298 - I think the press likes to paint Blanca as the bad girl, 662 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:39,867 and I think sometimes she feels obligated to live up to those expectations. 663 00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:42,957 - I hate to be a buzz kill, but I'm calling it a night. 664 00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:46,526 - Alright, do me a favour and just be careful, please? 665 00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,180 - Okay. 666 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,494 [phone ringing] Hello? 667 00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:01,106 - I'm so glad I got through. - Oh. Ha! 668 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:04,413 Oh, my God, I can't even begin to believe this. 669 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:06,328 I haven't had reception for days. 670 00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,417 It's so good to hear your voice. 671 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,332 - Totally. I've been trying forever. 672 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,770 I was starting to get worried. How's it going? 673 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:16,599 - Oh, I need a margarita and a Palm Springs weekend like you wouldn't believe. 674 00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,560 Cathy? [beeping] 675 00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:22,780 Ah, dammit. 676 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,829 [turning up music] 677 00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,901 Greg, are you okay? 678 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,730 You been out here long? 679 00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,124 Freeze to death. 680 00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:06,998 Greg? 681 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,566 You stoned again? 682 00:47:11,654 --> 00:47:13,221 Oh, my God! 683 00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,488 [screaming] 684 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:36,941 - What do you mean, she didn't come home? 685 00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,726 - She wasn't in her bed when I woke up. I thought maybe she got lucky. 686 00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:41,902 - With who, Blanca? We watched her leave alone. 687 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:44,252 I can't believe you didn't wake me up when you saw that. 688 00:47:44,296 --> 00:47:46,167 - I thought maybe she hooked up with you. 689 00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:49,214 I caught her checking my ass out a couple times. Get off my hump. 690 00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:51,259 I told you as soon as I got up. 691 00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:53,696 - Jake, Coach says you have to be on the ice in 10 minutes, 692 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:56,003 or you won't be allowed on at all. 693 00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:58,092 Sorry. 694 00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:03,141 - Where's the rest of your crew? - You know what, Lee? I'd like to know the same thing. 695 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,838 Something's really wrong here. Luke is never late. 696 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:08,624 - I don't feel so good. - Oh, Phoebe, pull it together. 697 00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:11,889 - Fuck you, Lee. - What, again? 698 00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:17,459 Jake, you've got five minutes. We don't have a show without this game. 699 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:20,462 - What do you want me to do? Three quarters of my crew is missing! 700 00:48:20,506 --> 00:48:24,423 - Like I told the last guy, you're the director, figure it out. 701 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:26,991 - Sure thing. Bitch. - I'm sorry, what was that? 702 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,949 - You know what, Lee? I'm beginning to understand 703 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:31,386 why the first director only lasted a few days. Yeah. 704 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:33,301 Keir, can you mix audio? 705 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:37,305 - I can try. - Okay. Blanca, I'm gonna need you to hold the boom pole. 706 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:40,265 - Oh, my God, I'm so gonna fucking kill my acting coach. 707 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:45,835 - Hey, you know what? 708 00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:49,317 You do not talk to me that way in front of the crew. 709 00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:52,190 You finish out the day; after that, you're fired. 710 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:01,329 Ah! 711 00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,985 - We just want to go on record here 712 00:49:05,029 --> 00:49:08,032 that a bunch of our crew members are missing, 713 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:10,904 um, and Lee wants us to shoot anyway. 714 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,168 But as soon as this is over, we're gonna go find them. 715 00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:25,658 - We need to comb this school and find that missing stuff. 716 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,356 You can't hide monitors that size in a suitcase. 717 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,576 You are the one who will go down for this. 718 00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:33,579 - This isn't Bewitched, Lee. I can't just wiggle my nose 719 00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:35,407 and make stuff appear and whatnot. 720 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,845 - Just try to keep an eye on things here if you can. 721 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,979 I'm gonna go get the rest of the crew. 722 00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,546 One of those morons is getting promoted to director. 723 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,333 [sighing] 724 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,030 Go. 725 00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:03,000 Gotcha. 726 00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,396 Holy shit. 727 00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,883 What the fuck? 728 00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:02,755 Oh! 729 00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,367 Because... 730 00:51:06,411 --> 00:51:09,805 no one wants to watch a show about some wittle hockey team. 731 00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:12,634 Oh, my God. Am I being punked? 732 00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:16,377 I thought they'd cancelled this show. Ashton! [laughing] 733 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,075 - Oh! Ah! 734 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,946 No! 735 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,428 Ah! - What the fuck? - No! 736 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:27,301 No! 737 00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,652 No! [exclaiming] 738 00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:19,484 - Tell your camera guy I didn't appreciate him leaving the treadmill and the lights on. 739 00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:22,400 - Sorry, Coach. That's not usually like him. - Ah. 740 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:25,620 The bus leaves tomorrow morning at 5:30 a.m. for Fargo. 741 00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:27,318 It waits for no one. 742 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,538 Vance, come on, let's go. 743 00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:36,588 - Blanca, help Keir grab some of the stuff. 744 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:40,505 - Why? - Could you just help us pack up the stuff, please? 745 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:44,030 - Jeez. Bitch. 746 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,032 And they say I'm difficult. 747 00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:48,687 - Phoebe, should we wait for you? 748 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,995 - Oh, I gotta get the releases for tomorrow's game and stop by the Mini-Mart. 749 00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:55,389 I'll meet you guys back at the crew cabin, okay? 750 00:52:55,433 --> 00:52:57,217 - Alright. Be careful. 751 00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:12,058 Luke? Nik? 752 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:13,973 - Um, guys? - Hello? 753 00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:21,676 - Oh, phone's dead. Shocking! - It doesn't look like Luke slept in his bed last night. 754 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,113 - No, and you're right, 'cause Daphne's bed hasn't been slept in. 755 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:26,725 It doesn't make any sense. Where the hell's her truck? 756 00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:29,249 - Oh! Oh, my God! - Oh! 757 00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:33,253 - Fucking shit! [whimpering] Oh, my God! 758 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,475 - Oh, my God. - Don't touch it! 759 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,868 - Is that Mike's watch? - Oh, God! What is it holding? 760 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:43,220 - It's the fucking microphone we lost at the cabin. He must've went back to get it. 761 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:46,658 - Ew! Oh, my God, that fucking sick coach must've cut his hand off! 762 00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:48,442 We gotta call the cops! 763 00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:51,097 - Okay, guys, guys, guys. Calm down, calm down. Check your phones. 764 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:53,795 Do you have any signal? Keira, check your phone. Blanca. 765 00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:57,277 - Oh! - Blanca, check your phone. - Over here. Clients love, love, 766 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:59,279 love to bitch about problems on locations. 767 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:02,630 You know, "My wardrobe sucks." "My trailer's not big enough." 768 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:06,417 Uh... "They're housing me in the woods." I try not to take those calls. 769 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:09,289 By the time I return them, they've usually worked it out themselves. 770 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,030 - No signal, nothing. I have nothing. 771 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:13,598 [Blanca exclaiming] 772 00:54:15,948 --> 00:54:17,645 What's this? 773 00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:23,303 What is that freaking mask? Who is this? 774 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,437 - Who cares? Somebody is out there who thinks it's okay 775 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,048 to chop people's hands off! 776 00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,181 Oh, God. 777 00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:42,061 - My God. That's Daphne. - What? 778 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:45,717 - I know that sign. That's out by Coach Hansen's cabin. 779 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,545 We gotta get out there. 780 00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:56,684 Guys, we gotta go. She could still be alive. Come on. 781 00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:58,382 Come on! 782 00:54:58,425 --> 00:55:00,514 - I can't even begin to believe this. 783 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:10,611 - Hey! Why are we stopping here? - I'm gonna go check out this site. 784 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:14,006 I need you guys to stay here and try to get in touch with the cops, okay? 785 00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:16,791 I saw an old C.B. radio in the principal's office. 786 00:55:16,835 --> 00:55:20,708 Tell them to meet me by the Predator Roundup sign by Hansen's cabin. 787 00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,537 - Oh, okay, so you're just gonna go hang with the fucking killer? 788 00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,583 We gotta get back on the highway and keep driving! 789 00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:28,325 I hate to break this to you guys, but that girl is probably dead. 790 00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:31,937 - And what if she's not, Blanca? And what if Nik and Luke and Greg need our help too? 791 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,200 - How are we even gonna get in there? Here. 792 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:36,768 Take these. They gave them to me. Jake, I'm going with you. 793 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:39,118 - Wait, wait. I'm not going in there by myself. 794 00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:41,512 - Well, alright, fine. You're coming with us, then. 795 00:55:41,555 --> 00:55:43,296 - Both of those choices suck! 796 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,429 - Well, Blanca, please pick one! 797 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:49,868 - Ugh! Fine, I'll stay here, but I'm taking your dog, so you have to come back for me. 798 00:55:49,911 --> 00:55:52,871 - We are gonna come back. Just go find that C.B. radio and get us some help. 799 00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,873 And hey, hey, take this. 800 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,440 - Oh. 801 00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:35,217 - Hello? 802 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:14,822 [whimpering] 803 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:29,750 - If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 804 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,930 [doorbell ringing] 805 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:48,465 - Anyone here? [crying] - Coach?! 806 00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:54,209 - Who's back there? [Phoebe whimpering] Is that you, Phoebe? 807 00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:58,518 - Is that thing still out there? That thing with the mask? - Mask? Are you on drugs? 808 00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:03,828 [panting] - We've gotta get out of here! 809 00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,438 Run! Run! 810 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,832 - Just calm down. - Run! - Just a sec... 811 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:15,404 - Get in the car! Get in the car! Get in the car! Get in! 812 00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:20,932 - This better not be some kind of hijinks for this television show. 813 00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:24,849 - There was a guy in there, in a mask with an axe, and he tried to kill me! 814 00:58:24,892 --> 00:58:28,548 - Kill you? You... you're talking like some kind of crazy-- 815 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:31,464 [screaming] [gasping] 816 00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:50,483 [whining] 817 00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:55,706 - Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? This is an emergency. 818 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:58,143 [panting and crying] 819 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:09,676 - No. [sobbing] 820 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,287 [screaming] 821 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,640 - Anyone? Is anybody there? This is an emergency. 822 00:59:17,728 --> 00:59:19,599 Anyone? 823 00:59:19,643 --> 00:59:21,688 [barking] 824 00:59:21,732 --> 00:59:23,472 Bongo! [sighing] 825 00:59:23,516 --> 00:59:25,257 What are you barking at? 826 00:59:28,434 --> 00:59:30,001 [crying out] 827 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,483 [gasping] 828 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,555 - Daphne?! 829 01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,518 - Daphne! 830 01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,658 What the fuck is that? [screaming] 831 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,312 - What? 832 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,978 Holy shit. 833 01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,027 - Okay. Let's get outta here. 834 01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:44,945 Ah! Ow! 835 01:00:44,989 --> 01:00:47,295 - Fuck! Jake. Fuck! I got it. I got it. 836 01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:49,646 - Shit! - I got it. I got it. [Jake groaning] 837 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:52,692 - Keir, we're not gonna be able to open this thing. 838 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:55,303 - Bongo! Where are you going?! 839 01:00:56,522 --> 01:00:58,045 God! 840 01:01:02,441 --> 01:01:03,964 Bongo! 841 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,621 - I'm gonna go. [grunting] I'm gonna get help. 842 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:11,450 Gonna get help and be right back, okay? I promise. 843 01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:14,192 - Okay. Okay. - I promise I'll be right back. Okay? 844 01:01:14,235 --> 01:01:16,542 [grunting] - Fuck! 845 01:01:17,064 --> 01:01:18,892 Fuck! [panting] 846 01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:42,873 - Holy shit! 847 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,006 - Blanca? 848 01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,012 - My God, what are you... what are you doing down here? 849 01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:54,536 How long have you been down here for? 850 01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,974 - I snuck in when that mean lady came down here, 851 01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,586 and then it came in. - What do you mean, "it" came in? It who? 852 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:03,067 - He's been watching you through those cameras. 853 01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:05,417 He's been watching that. 854 01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:12,467 - Oh, my God. 855 01:02:12,511 --> 01:02:14,469 [music playing] 856 01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,561 ♪ I love you so much 857 01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:22,608 ♪ That I could eat your face 858 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,305 [screaming] 859 01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:27,047 ♪ I love you so much that I could... ♪ 860 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:29,223 [groaning] 861 01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:30,921 - Ah! 862 01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:35,186 [roaring] [screaming] 863 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,843 ♪ I love you so much... - You saw him do this to her? 864 01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,454 ♪ Well I hope you love me 865 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:46,545 [screaming] Okay. We're gonna go. Come on, I'm gonna get us out of here. 866 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,721 - This way's the quickest. 867 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,513 [Connor gagging] 868 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:03,692 [Connor whimpering] - Oh, my God! [exclaiming softly] 869 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,350 [whining] 870 01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:11,004 Oh, God. 871 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:12,832 [sniffling] 872 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,660 We gotta go. Come on. 873 01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:30,807 Okay, okay, come here. Listen to me. I want you to stay right here. 874 01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:34,549 I'm gonna get us out of here. I have to get these keys. I promise I'll come right back. 875 01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:36,377 Okay? [Connor sniffling] 876 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:43,820 [beeping] 877 01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:45,517 Shit! 878 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:52,785 - Blanca! - Listen to me, I'm stuck. Listen. I need you to run! 879 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:56,571 Start running as fast as you can until you find somebody that you trust, okay? 880 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:59,357 And tell them we need help. Tell them that Jake and Keir 881 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,228 are at Coach Hansen's cabin and they need help. 882 01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,927 I promise I will find you! Just go! 883 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,667 Go! 884 01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:18,985 Oh, my God. 885 01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:56,457 - Blanca? 886 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,639 [whimpering] Blanca? 887 01:05:07,555 --> 01:05:09,340 [barking] 888 01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:12,169 [squealing] 889 01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:02,784 [man]: Ah! [screaming, then grunting] 890 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:06,092 - Who the fuck are you?! 891 01:06:06,136 --> 01:06:07,920 - Ah! Ah! 892 01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:19,584 - Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 893 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,679 Okay. Okay. Okay. 894 01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:31,596 Ah! Ah! Ah! 895 01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:34,555 Get off of me! [exclaiming] 896 01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:42,999 Mike? The fucking sound guy? Oh, my God. [indistinct chatter] 897 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,479 [screaming] - Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop! 898 01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,873 If you'd just listen to me. If you just listen to me, 899 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,006 you'll love me as much as I love you. 900 01:06:50,049 --> 01:06:53,052 Don't you realize that I've done this all for us? For you? 901 01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:55,837 [whimpering] I'm the only one that really cares about you. 902 01:06:55,881 --> 01:06:58,188 - Did you care about the people in the video? 903 01:06:58,231 --> 01:07:01,756 - They were gonna tell. That girl told that cheerleader bitch. 904 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,150 They found our room. You can understand, right? 905 01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:07,023 I'd already started. I couldn't stop it. 906 01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,330 - Get your fucking hands off her. 907 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,953 - Ah! 908 01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:27,434 - I went through all this trouble to make the fucking show for you, 909 01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:29,349 you're gonna watch it with me! 910 01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:31,786 - I've already seen it. It's a piece of shit! 911 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:35,268 - You said you wanted the opportunity to be taken seriously as an actor, 912 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:37,488 and I gave you that opportunity! 913 01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:40,665 Because, believe me, people are gonna take you seriously now! 914 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:44,016 You look really fucking scared! Really-- 915 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,844 - No! [gunshot] 916 01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:57,769 - Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 917 01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:07,126 [Blanca crying] 918 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:10,129 - Vance, for some reason, had some sort of a, uh, 919 01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:13,611 bottle-opener/beartrap opener on his keychain. 920 01:08:20,139 --> 01:08:22,359 [background chatter] 921 01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:46,513 - You're gonna be alright. Just sit tight. 922 01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,429 [sighing] - Hey. - Hi. 923 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:51,127 - How you feeling? 924 01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:54,130 - Oh, this has pretty much been the worst job I've ever had. 925 01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,872 How's your leg? - Ah, it hurts, but, uh, I'll be fine. 926 01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:01,746 Vance and Connor found me. Got Blanca to thank for that. 927 01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:03,443 - Mm. 928 01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:05,880 How is she holding up? 929 01:09:05,924 --> 01:09:08,231 - Ah, as well as could be expected. 930 01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:11,103 Imagine what the press is gonna do with this thing. 931 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,844 - Mm. And what about Mike? 932 01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,456 - Mike's description matches a police report 933 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,893 of a recently escaped mental patient. 934 01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:20,982 So who knows what to believe? 935 01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:34,952 Hold on a second. 936 01:09:52,274 --> 01:09:54,277 - Wait. What is that? 937 01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:57,844 - It's a bulletproof vest. 938 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:08,900 - Is it worth it? - What? 939 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:13,077 - Being so famous? 940 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,739 [screaming] 941 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:36,232 [panting] 942 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:48,374 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 943 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:52,726 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 944 01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:56,469 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 945 01:10:57,121 --> 01:11:00,952 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 946 01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:06,653 [screaming] 947 01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:12,224 ♪ Everybody's looking But nobody knows ♪ 948 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,182 ♪ Why I got blood on my clothes ♪ 949 01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,228 ♪ But I feel good and it shows ♪ 950 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:20,232 ♪ Sun's out guns out That's the way I like ♪ 951 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:25,455 ♪ Run now run now Got you in my sights ♪ 952 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:29,197 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 953 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,331 ♪ It's a killer day to be alive ♪ 954 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:35,202 - What do I think of what actually happened in... in White Plains? 955 01:11:35,246 --> 01:11:38,684 My God, I thought it was tragic. It was... it was... just tragic. 956 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:44,648 And on the other hand, it was some of my client's best work, you know, but... 957 01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,737 what are you gonna do? And what can you do? 958 01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:50,523 We did send flowers. 959 01:11:52,568 --> 01:11:56,573 Not just to Blanca. We sent them to the families of the dead people, too. 960 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,576 - You know, I always knew that sound guy was creepy. 961 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:04,798 I mean, it doesn't take that much time to hook a microphone to a bra strap. 962 01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:07,758 I was trying to be professional, but there's a limit. 963 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,108 - Uh, I think he should've just written a letter. 964 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:12,850 I think that would've been... I think that would've been fine. 965 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:15,331 I think that would've sort of gotten the point across. 966 01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:18,594 - Do I think Blanca was surprised when she won the Emmy? 967 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:22,425 I think she was totally surprised, yeah, absolutely. I wasn't. Fuck, no. 968 01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:24,949 God, I saw the dailies, and the network knew it. 969 01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,255 I mean, she hit it out of the park. 970 01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:30,650 Uh, and thank God that crazy sound guy 971 01:12:30,693 --> 01:12:34,393 left the security cameras rolling because that... Emmy really drove up her quota. 972 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,178 I mean, I'm getting five million bucks for her to do Hush Hush 2. 973 01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:40,094 - I've been opening bear traps since I was a kid, 974 01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:43,010 so it really wasn't that big of a deal. 975 01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:47,406 - Did I... did I get the message from Jake about finding the hand in the refrigerator? 976 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,452 Yeah. Well, I was trying to listen to it, 977 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:51,323 but I was getting on a plane at LAX, 978 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,630 and Hillary Clinton and the fucking Secret Service 979 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:56,110 had taken over the Lieutenants' Club, so I was out with the masses, 980 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:58,112 and it's just ear-splitting in that terminal. 981 01:12:58,156 --> 01:12:59,723 I don't know how you people do it. 982 01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,550 - Affiliated, uh... 983 01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:05,555 has hired me to direct Hush Hush Part 2, 984 01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:08,209 which we all know is Blanca Champion's next film. 985 01:13:08,253 --> 01:13:10,951 - Can we wrap this thing up? 'Cause I gotta take Montana Moorehead 986 01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,476 to the Daisy Awards tonight and I never keep a client waiting, so... 987 01:13:14,477 --> 01:13:16,478 [rock music] 988 01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,974 ♪ So you want to live forever 989 01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:35,889 ♪ Like the King 990 01:13:37,064 --> 01:13:39,458 ♪ Here's something to remember 991 01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:42,374 ♪ Doesn't matter how you leave this world ♪ 992 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,507 ♪ It's how you bleed 993 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:49,816 ♪ 'Cause it's over 994 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:52,123 ♪ When it's over 995 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,430 ♪ All that's left... 996 01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,522 ♪ So wrap me up in velvet 997 01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:02,960 ♪ Velvet baby 998 01:14:03,003 --> 01:14:06,877 ♪ I wanna live forever 999 01:14:07,312 --> 01:14:12,360 ♪ I wanna be immortal like ♪ 1000 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,928 ♪ Velvet baby 1001 01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:25,764 ♪ When you're trying hard to capture ♪ 1002 01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:28,202 ♪ A little bit 1003 01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,075 ♪ Of immortality 1004 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:32,990 [rock music] 1005 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:44,044 ♪ 'Cause it's over when it's over ♪ 1006 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:46,133 ♪ All that's left... 1007 01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:51,791 ♪ So wrap me up in velvet 1008 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,055 ♪ Velvet baby 1009 01:14:55,099 --> 01:14:58,929 ♪ I wanna live forever 1010 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:03,760 ♪ I wanna be immortal like ♪ 1011 01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:06,980 ♪ Velvet baby 1012 01:15:09,592 --> 01:15:11,855 ♪ Velvet baby 1013 01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,902 ♪ I wanna be 1014 01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:19,210 [rock music] 1015 01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:24,781 ♪ I wanna be like Elvis 1016 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:49,109 ♪ Wrap me up in velvet 1017 01:15:49,153 --> 01:15:51,547 ♪ Velvet baby 1018 01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:55,246 ♪ I wanna live forever 1019 01:15:56,421 --> 01:16:00,686 ♪ I wanna be immortal like 1020 01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:03,862 ♪ Velvet baby 1021 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,824 Subtitling: difuze