0 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,736 Attention shoppers, CBC guidelines 1 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,237 are in full effect. 2 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,782 Please prep social distancing while shopping. 3 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,371 Hey, you guys have any toilet paper in the back? 4 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,872 What you see is what we got? 5 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,298 Really, dude? 6 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,425 Dick. 7 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,304 You're fucking welcome. 8 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,432 Please follow three arrows 9 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,394 to remain six feet apart at all times. 10 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,419 Face mask must be worn at all times. 11 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,385 We encourage shoppers to use 12 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,202 touchless payment options. 13 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,372 - Hey, man. - Sorry. 14 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,333 - Where's your mask at, bro? - Sorry. Sorry, man. 15 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,585 Who the fuck is this? 16 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,592 Listen, fuck you and your stalker bullshit. 17 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,721 And the stay-at-home order is that 18 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,330 most states have implemented. 19 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,540 Another state today issued 20 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,291 a stay-at-home order, South Carolina. 21 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,919 That brings the total number of Americans under such an order, 22 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,339 the total percentage to more than 97% of the country. 23 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,757 Still there are seven states 24 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,426 that don't have an order in place, 25 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,011 Arkansas, Iowa, North Dakota 26 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,555 Nebraska, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming. 27 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,032 You should know that Dr. Anthony Fauci 28 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,766 said this evening that Iowa and Nebraska 29 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:35,020 have instituted rules very similar to stay-at-home orders. 30 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,081 The other treat tonight, the treat to our front line 31 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,066 defenders in hospitals who tested positive for virus, 32 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,068 and the medical supplies that multiple governors 33 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,070 say they must outbid each other for. 34 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,740 Illinois governor said today that what his state is getting 35 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,075 for strategic national stock pile is, quote, 36 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,120 mere fraction what we asked for... 37 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,167 Jesus, what the fuc... 38 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,087 Get the fuck off me. 39 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,224 No, no, no, no. 40 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,107 No! 41 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,783 Help! Somebody! 42 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,167 No! Ah! 43 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,174 Oh, fuck! 44 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,073 Fuck you. 45 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,159 Fuck you. 46 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,871 Fuck you. 47 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,166 Okay. 48 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,087 Oh, come on. 49 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,925 Okay. 50 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,347 Okay. 51 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,464 Where's your mask? 52 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,632 Keep it on. We're about to get in the car. 53 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,178 I'm sorry. I didn't think I had to wear it outside. 54 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,306 Droplets can float eight feet in the air. Put the mask on. 55 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,309 Miri, I already ran through all my symptoms. 56 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,854 I've no cough. I'm breathing fine. No fever. 57 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,023 And I can still taste that garlic 58 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,525 from last night's linguini. 59 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,027 This isn't a joke, Parker. 60 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,198 Okay. Better? 61 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,991 This isn't a vacation, it's a quarantine. 62 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,993 A quarantine in style. 63 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,539 Dude, I need to know that you're serious. 64 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,999 I'm going home after this. 65 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,876 My dad won't make it if he's infected. 66 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,462 I am. Okay? Pinky promise. 67 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,880 But just relax. 68 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,425 We can still have a little bit of fun, right? 69 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,552 Right? 70 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,429 Maybe. If you're lucky. 71 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,505 Are you kidding me? 72 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,309 This is beautiful. It just sits empty? 73 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,561 Well, my dad comes up here once a year 74 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,564 to get drunk with his man-friends. Tsk. 75 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,775 I told mom to rent it out, but no go. 76 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,950 I stand corrected. This is incredible. 77 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,536 Sick. Disgusting. 78 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,330 And it's all ours. 79 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,290 The only neighbor is the Lyons' cabin, 80 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,627 which is about two miles that way around the lake. 81 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,673 So you don't have to worry about anyone or their droplets. 82 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,013 Holy shit. 83 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,353 Seriously, I'm speechless. 84 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,647 I told you. I know how to 2020. 85 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,360 Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password? 86 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:24,197 Um... Bookcase. Taped to the router under the stereo. 87 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,908 - Because I'm posting this shit. - Shit. 88 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,203 Dude... 89 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,746 This place is awesome. 90 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,373 I love this. 91 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,072 Hello, it's freezing. You said it's gonna be warm. 92 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,949 I said there would be sun. 93 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452 It's April, you can't have it all. 94 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,622 To quarantine. Boo! 95 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,587 Oop, everyone's conversing about that guy in your Insta. 96 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,422 Benji. 97 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,091 I don't know, he's actually really cute. 98 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,594 And I would've kept him a little while longer 99 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,263 if he hadn't completely ghosted me. 100 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,849 - Is DJ mad about it? - Who cares? 101 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,785 Bitch, you care. You just don't want to admit it. 102 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,436 I don't care. 103 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,731 And if DJ cares, you know that's his own problem. 104 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,151 Okay. 105 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,287 Miri. 106 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,589 "Jump in. Water's fine." What the fuck? Who is this? 107 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,718 I don't know. I got one earlier on today saying, "Having fun?" 108 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,805 That's fucking creepy, Parker. 109 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,306 Could just be DJ using 110 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,558 one of his frat friend's phone. 111 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,520 He's probably just trying to fuck with us, right? 112 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,521 Hmm, I don't know, could be anyone. 113 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,315 Guess we both posted we were coming to the lake, so... 114 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:27,028 Okay, blocked. Problem solved. 115 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,071 And really working closely with the state. 116 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:55,742 But we really have to make sure we can contact trace rapidly. 117 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:59,120 Obviously, you know, including yourself and Dr. Fauci... 118 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,581 Fauci, drink. 119 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,124 Great. 120 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,920 Ah! 121 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,548 So we have, uh, at taskforce level, we have... 122 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,258 Deborah Birx is kind of a babe. 123 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,594 Uh, Doctor Birx. 124 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,932 Okay, what sorority would you peg her for? 125 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,475 Uh... 126 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,602 Gamma Phi. 127 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:26,272 She loves her scarves, dude. 128 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,235 Uh... 129 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,863 Did you invite other people? 130 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,490 No, I told you I wouldn't. 131 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,919 Maybe it's like... Postmates? With the wrong address? 132 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,672 Not possible. We're the only people around here. 133 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,192 Who is that? 134 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,820 I don't know. 135 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,323 Why is he just sitting there? 136 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,494 I'll go see what's up. 137 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,830 Oh. Do not go out there. 138 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,457 Why, are you scared? 139 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,335 Yes, I'm scared. It could be Jason Vorhees out there. 140 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,378 Impossible. It's Saturday the 4th. 141 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,053 It's probably just one of my Dad's friends checking on us. 142 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,680 You know my Mom's paranoid... 143 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,015 Wait. 144 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,725 What? 145 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,855 Miri's not playing. 146 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,565 What? 147 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,837 Who's there? 148 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,889 I... identify yourself! 149 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,447 Fuck it. Give me the knife. 150 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,575 Give me the knife. 151 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,746 Be careful. 152 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,047 Hello? 153 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,893 Hello? 154 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,111 Where'd he go? 155 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,447 I... I don't like this... 156 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,051 Oh, my God. 157 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,427 DJ? 158 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,138 - What the fuck, you asshole? - Shh! 159 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,639 Why didn't you answer us before? 160 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,808 'Cause I'm on the phone. On the phone. 161 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:52,228 Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate the opportunity. 162 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,648 Um... if you need to see any more illustrations or designs, 163 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,525 I could totally... 164 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,196 Oh... 165 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,490 Yeah... yeah, no... no worries. 166 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,699 Alright, have... 167 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,535 Hello? 168 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,707 What are you doing? 169 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,686 Trying to get an internship for the fall. 170 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:20,006 No, no, no... DJ, what are you doing here? 171 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,009 Oh! You came all this way to see me, DJ? 172 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,680 That is so, so sweet. I... I... it's so good to... 173 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:29,182 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 174 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,684 Okay, okay, okay. 175 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:33,853 I... just, I wanted to see you. 176 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,022 Why didn't you announce yourself? 177 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,816 'Cause I was on the phone, Your Highness. 178 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,402 Okay. And your mask? 179 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,825 I... 180 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,035 I thought you were spending quarantine alone? 181 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:52,122 - Alone with Miri, yes. - Hi. Yep, that's me. 182 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,207 Whose truck is that outside? 183 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,667 I... I borrowed Jackson's. 184 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,377 Mine's leaking transmission fluid. 185 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,712 Okay. 186 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,547 You know you could've called or texted 187 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,424 before you just showed up here. 188 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,301 Well, you would've said no. 189 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:08,221 I would've said "no" because I wanted to be alone! 190 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,556 With me. 191 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,433 Look, are really going to make me leave? 192 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,059 After I drove all this way? 193 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,321 Fine! Fine! 194 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,575 If you respect the six feet rule and put your fucking mask on. 195 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,052 How'd you know I was here? 196 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,597 Your Instagram. 197 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,640 You're a compulsive poster, Parker. 198 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,642 And then, I remembered that time we came out here, 199 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,478 and I met your mom and dad... 200 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,938 I was feeling pretty nostalgic. 201 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:02,776 And... I was kinda hoping we could talk about some... 202 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,111 What do you wanna talk about? 203 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,530 Oh, well, you see, I could tell you, Miri. 204 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:11,117 But you'd have to get really, really, really close to me. 205 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,827 Ha. Ha. Ha. 206 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,206 What are you making? 207 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:17,832 I haven't named it yet. 208 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,143 Literally how people get sick. 209 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,483 We're too young to get sick. You should know that, Dr. Miri. 210 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,151 Young people are testing positive, too. 211 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,696 Spring break in Miami did not turn out well. 212 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,492 Hope I could have my own individual joint, 213 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,495 I might possibly partake. 214 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,163 Oh! 215 00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:59,541 Okay. 216 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,718 The basement is calling. 217 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,555 What's in the basement? 218 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:13,239 So back home, we have all of these strawberry patches, right. 219 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:16,576 So you can basically pick your own strawberries 220 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,078 and then pay by the basket. 221 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,287 It's real nice. 222 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,873 So, my Aunt Libby's sister-in-law's cousin 223 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,917 has a niece who knew this lady 224 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,598 who pulled over to pick some strawberries, 225 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,630 and she had her newborn baby in her car with her, right. 226 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:30,340 So she gets out of the car 227 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:33,093 and she leaves the baby in the car seat with her milk bottle 228 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,737 and leaves the door open, so she can hear the 229 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,763 baby cries or anything. 230 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,890 Well, the mom, she's picking berries, 231 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,936 time goes by, and then it occurs to her 232 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,146 that the baby hasn't made a sound. 233 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:50,318 So she goes to check and you know what she finds? 234 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,823 She finds a snake in the baby's mouth. 235 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,617 What? Oh, God. 236 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,119 Yeah, and the mom freaks out, 237 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,413 and so she pulling the snake, but she doesn't realize 238 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,040 how far down the baby's throat the snake has crawled. 239 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:08,128 So when she pulls the snake out, the baby's insides come with it. 240 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,005 Baby intestines were everywhere... 241 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,632 Oh, my God. That's so fucking gross! 242 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,259 True story. Swear to God. 243 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,012 Yeah. That's anatomically impossible. 244 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,722 No, 'cause, 'cause... 245 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:22,225 I don't think a snake can crawl into a baby's mouth, right? 246 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,102 Well, hold on. No. 247 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,353 That's not true. 248 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:28,481 'Cause the... the baby just had milk, right? 249 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:30,775 And snakes are attracted to milk, 250 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,029 and my Aunt Libby is a Christian who doesn't lie. 251 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,406 Okay, um... 252 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:37,991 Hate to break it to you, but 253 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,118 Aunt Libby's story is an old urban legend 254 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,871 that migrated from Europe which derived 255 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:48,335 from a folktale called the "Bosom Serpent." 256 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,337 Well, Miri. 257 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,465 Once again, your brain has ruined a perfectly good time. 258 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,343 I'm sorry to hear that because I had so much fun, 259 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:59,554 but I'm going to bed. 260 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:01,014 Goodnight, guys. 261 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,893 Yeah, I'm dead. 262 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,519 Hey, pancakes in the morning? 263 00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:09,230 Oh, my God, he thinks he's getting breakfast... 264 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,376 So... 265 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:30,919 Yes. 266 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:35,215 Quarantine can be fun, you know? 267 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:39,386 You mean, yeah, it was until you showed up, uninvited. 268 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,222 Yeah, well, you know why I'm here. 269 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,724 I honestly don't, so say just... 270 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,353 you know, say what's on your mind or I'm going to bed. 271 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,106 Fine. 272 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,443 Hey! 273 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,405 Who the fuck is this clown? 274 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,285 Oh, God. Benji. 275 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,414 One of their roommates I coaxed out 276 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,791 of his room to come to the party. 277 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,545 So he was nice and hot. 278 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,132 Did you two hook up? 279 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,973 Well, okay, do you, like, care about this Benji dude or what? 280 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:27,726 It doesn't matter if I did or didn't. 281 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,603 We were never exclusive, DJ. I can do what I want. 282 00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:33,565 And what you wanted to do was make out with a random dude 283 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,126 in front of three friends of mine that are 284 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,943 all addicted to social media. 285 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,988 Yeah, you wanted me to see this, Parker. 286 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,449 I'm sorry if I did something to offend you. 287 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,368 You're not sorry. You're not. 288 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,578 You want me to be angry. 289 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,139 And it's fucked up that you're constantly 290 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,789 trying to piss me off. 291 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,934 So you haven't hooked up with half of Pi Phi since Thursday? 292 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,462 - No. I haven't. - Well, you should have. 293 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,630 That was our deal, DJ. 294 00:29:57,672 --> 00:30:00,425 We're not a couple, that's the message I'm trying to convey. 295 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,469 Yeah, but we have something and you know it, 296 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,310 or else you wouldn't be trying to sabotage it. 297 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,015 Jesus, why does everybody trying to 298 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:08,725 fucking analyze me all the time? 299 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,144 I'm not, I'm not. I just want you to be honest. 300 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,480 That's all I ask, Parker. 301 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,023 Okay. 302 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,984 There's something between us. 303 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,611 Yeah, and it's real. 304 00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:25,950 - It's late. I'm going to bed. - Hey... 305 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,332 Um... 306 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,875 I'm sorry. 307 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,379 I know you drove all this way, 308 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,964 but you're not going to hear what you want to hear. 309 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,888 Okay. 310 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,313 I'll leave in the morning and... 311 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,150 Goodnight, DJ. 312 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,009 Damn! 313 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:49,427 It's okay. 314 00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:54,182 How'd it go with DJ? 315 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,309 Nah. 316 00:32:58,186 --> 00:33:00,105 Was he mad about the post? 317 00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,107 Oh, yeah. 318 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,192 Yeah. 319 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,611 Well, you got what you wanted. 320 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,329 It's obvious. He loves you. 321 00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,042 You should let him. 322 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:25,797 But you're not going to, huh? 323 00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:29,175 Probably not. 324 00:33:37,225 --> 00:33:39,185 You are text book, Parker. 325 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:43,207 You're shut off from anything close to a feeling. 326 00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:46,359 You're emotionally distancing. 327 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:49,154 Thank you for the bed-time psychobabble. 328 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,489 It's fine, you can keep deflecting. 329 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,701 I'm gonna keep poking you because I love you. 330 00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,871 Great. 331 00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:59,414 Mañana. 332 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,713 I know you're just trying to help. 333 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,882 And it just... 334 00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:13,553 It doesn't seem like it, but... I am listening. 335 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,225 Love you! 336 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:22,729 Get out of here. 337 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,607 Parker? 338 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:19,632 ♪ I try to discover ♪ 339 00:38:25,513 --> 00:38:27,015 Seriously? 340 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:43,823 ♪ That you gimme no reason ♪ 341 00:38:43,865 --> 00:38:46,951 ♪ Why you make-a-me work so hard ♪ 342 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,120 ♪ That you gimme no that you gimme no ♪ 343 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:51,373 ♪ That you gimme no that you gimme no ♪ 344 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:57,796 ♪ Soul I hear you calling... ♪ 345 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:01,174 DJ... 346 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:02,884 Shh-shh! 347 00:39:04,928 --> 00:39:07,013 There's somebody in the house. 348 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:10,892 Where's your phone? 349 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,394 It's gone. 350 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,896 Mine, too. 351 00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:22,987 - Miri. - Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait. 352 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:31,162 Can you get down from there? 353 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:37,877 - Yeah, yeah! - Okay. Okay. 354 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:40,046 Take the keys, I'll get Miri. 355 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,507 Go! 356 00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:22,797 Miri! Miri! 357 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,427 No! No! 358 00:40:27,469 --> 00:40:28,928 DJ! 359 00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:30,764 Miri, go! 360 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,479 - Miri, go! - Okay. 361 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,467 Who is that guy? 362 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,968 I don't know. 363 00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:31,658 Fuck you, dude. 364 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:55,807 Go! 365 00:42:02,397 --> 00:42:04,482 Oh, my God! Where's DJ? 366 00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:05,984 He's coming. 367 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,366 He's hurt. He's hurt. 368 00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:15,243 Miri. 369 00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:17,078 Miri, be ready to gun it. 370 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:20,915 Parker, be careful, okay? 371 00:43:01,122 --> 00:43:02,624 Parker, come on! 372 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,168 Go! 373 00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:12,634 He's onto us! 374 00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:27,565 Fuck, let's go! 375 00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:30,360 - Come on, Miri! - God, it's stuck. 376 00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:31,569 Parker, it's struck. 377 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,447 Go! 378 00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,282 Oh, my God. What's he doing? 379 00:43:36,324 --> 00:43:37,659 Oh, fuck! 380 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:40,120 Oh, fuck! 381 00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:43,623 - Oh, let's go! - This way! 382 00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:45,125 Miri, go! 383 00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:53,842 - Hurry. - Let's go! Let's go! 384 00:43:53,883 --> 00:43:56,136 Ah! Go, hurry! 385 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:04,310 We need a fucking phone. 386 00:44:04,352 --> 00:44:06,146 We need a fucking phone! 387 00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:27,709 - We're trapping ourselves. - Trust me. 388 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,836 We used to do this when we I was a kid. 389 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:33,840 Fuck, it's stuck. Please help me. 390 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:36,343 Okay. 391 00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,354 Why is he doing this? 392 00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:49,481 I don't know. He's fucking crazy. 393 00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:54,235 No! 394 00:44:54,277 --> 00:44:55,528 Parker! 395 00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:56,905 Fucking asshole. 396 00:45:10,418 --> 00:45:12,545 What are you... Parker? 397 00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:14,047 Parker, I can't. I can't. 398 00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:35,235 This is too high. 399 00:45:35,276 --> 00:45:37,904 No, it's not. Just follow exactly what I'm doing. 400 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:39,447 I can't... 401 00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:48,123 Okay. 402 00:45:52,502 --> 00:45:54,295 Oh, fuck! Oh! 403 00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:59,801 No. No! 404 00:46:08,476 --> 00:46:10,186 Miri! 405 00:46:10,228 --> 00:46:11,646 Oh, God! 406 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:21,281 Fuck! 407 00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:26,578 Fuck! Fuck! 408 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,959 Get off me! 409 00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:34,836 Get off me! 410 00:48:08,763 --> 00:48:10,598 No! 411 00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:27,532 Parker! Parker, it's broken. 412 00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:30,076 - Can you get up? - It's broken. I can't move. 413 00:48:30,118 --> 00:48:32,412 It's not just one guy. There's two of them. 414 00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:35,290 Where is he? He's in the kitchen. 415 00:48:35,331 --> 00:48:37,375 - Act dead. - Don't leave. Don't leave me. 416 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,918 You can do it. Do it now. 417 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,378 Okay? 418 00:51:00,101 --> 00:51:01,269 Shit! 419 00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:09,569 Fuck! 420 00:52:50,879 --> 00:52:52,339 Fuck! 421 00:54:19,009 --> 00:54:22,387 Mr. Lyons! 422 00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:24,431 Mr. Lyons! 423 00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:58,423 My God! 424 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,562 I'm going to give you to the count 425 00:56:18,586 --> 00:56:20,046 of five to get out of my house. 426 00:56:20,088 --> 00:56:22,716 Or I will shoot you dead, you understand? One... 427 00:56:22,757 --> 00:56:24,397 Mr. Lyons, please, he's trying to kill me. 428 00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:26,011 - We have to call the police... - Two... 429 00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:28,280 Mr. Lyons, my family lives in the house across the lake... 430 00:56:28,304 --> 00:56:30,015 - Four... - I grew up... Carly! 431 00:56:30,056 --> 00:56:33,393 Your daughter's name is Carly and you used to take us tubing. 432 00:56:35,812 --> 00:56:38,064 Uh... You're Miranda's kid? 433 00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:40,859 We have to call the police, please! 434 00:56:43,069 --> 00:56:44,588 - I need to use your phone. - Come on there. 435 00:56:44,612 --> 00:56:46,406 Come on there, phone's this way. 436 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:47,420 Fuck! Get off of me. 437 00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:50,882 Help! Help! 438 01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,114 Ow! 439 01:00:19,327 --> 01:00:23,248 Please help me! Stop. Stop! Help me! 440 01:00:23,289 --> 01:00:24,958 Oh, my God. Are you alright? 441 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,377 - What's going on? - He's trying to kill me! 442 01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:29,129 Just one moment. 443 01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:33,466 - Who's that man? - I don't know. 444 01:00:33,508 --> 01:00:35,552 - Where's your mask? - What? 445 01:00:35,593 --> 01:00:39,097 Your mask. You have a mask, don't you? Your mask? 446 01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:41,141 No, I don't have a fucking mask. 447 01:00:41,182 --> 01:00:43,119 Oh, then I can't let you in. It's... it's not safe. 448 01:00:43,143 --> 01:00:46,187 Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Please! 449 01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:49,315 Well, let me check, I may have an extra. 450 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,154 Lady, please. 451 01:00:54,195 --> 01:00:55,822 Yes, okay, here. 452 01:00:55,864 --> 01:00:57,699 Put... put this on! 453 01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,367 It's... it's sterile. 454 01:01:01,536 --> 01:01:03,163 Woman: Okay, hurry up, get in. 455 01:01:04,372 --> 01:01:05,498 Unlock the door! 456 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,375 - Unlock the door! - Okay. 457 01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:11,796 Drive, please, lady. 458 01:01:26,394 --> 01:01:28,396 This mask... 459 01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:30,023 smells like... 460 01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:34,027 Chloroform? 461 01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,115 Parker! 462 01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,712 - Where do you want her? - Over there. 463 01:02:33,753 --> 01:02:35,130 Ah! 464 01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,942 Okay, hold still. 465 01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,950 Okay. 466 01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,473 Now we wait. 467 01:03:38,193 --> 01:03:40,987 Where's Jeb? Where is he? 468 01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:49,621 He's in the kitchen. 469 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:56,544 Oh, no, no, no, no! 470 01:04:11,059 --> 01:04:13,019 Man: That boy in the kitchen... 471 01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:17,816 he's my son, 472 01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:19,401 and you killed him. 473 01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,237 She did a lot more than that. 474 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,368 Do you know why we're here? 475 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:48,722 That video is compliments of @LoriLegs21, 476 01:04:48,763 --> 01:04:51,725 #EndOfTheWorldParty, 477 01:04:51,766 --> 01:04:56,062 ♪ FuckedUp, ♪CovidOnMyFace. 478 01:04:56,104 --> 01:05:01,609 #2020SucksDonkeyDick. #FuckCovid. 479 01:05:04,696 --> 01:05:06,573 She's not figuring it out. 480 01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:20,587 Did you enjoy the party, Parker? 481 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,090 Do you even remember it? 482 01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:29,429 Do you know the boy you were kissing? 483 01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:32,724 Benji? 484 01:05:33,808 --> 01:05:35,393 Just Benji? 485 01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:41,775 Benji is just some guy we met at the party. 486 01:05:41,816 --> 01:05:45,445 You're very intimate with someone that you just met. 487 01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,614 So what? 488 01:05:47,655 --> 01:05:50,450 I made out with some guy at the party! 489 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:55,914 I don't even know. 490 01:05:55,955 --> 01:05:58,416 It didn't mean anything! 491 01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:01,336 Maybe not to you. 492 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,654 So selfish your generation. 493 01:06:27,696 --> 01:06:32,367 I mean, heaven forbid you miss a keg party or... or spring break. 494 01:06:33,326 --> 01:06:35,453 Who the fuck are you people? 495 01:06:35,495 --> 01:06:40,000 That boy that you were kissing, Benji, 496 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,003 he... he's my youngest son. 497 01:06:43,044 --> 01:06:47,549 He was one of the seven people you infected at that party. 498 01:06:47,590 --> 01:06:50,510 Was? Three days ago... 499 01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:55,640 Benji died alone in a hospital bed. 500 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:01,688 But, I don't... 501 01:07:01,730 --> 01:07:03,189 I don't have it. 502 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,358 I told you she wouldn't admit to anything. 503 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,527 I know, show her the test. Show her the test 504 01:07:07,569 --> 01:07:09,571 Honey, it takes a few minutes. 505 01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:12,699 You people are fucking crazy. 506 01:07:12,741 --> 01:07:16,077 - And you're fucking dead! - No! 507 01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:34,804 How does it feel 508 01:07:34,846 --> 01:07:37,682 to not know when you're gonna get your last breath? 509 01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:42,937 To feel like you're going to die, scared and alone? 510 01:07:42,979 --> 01:07:45,231 How does that feel? 511 01:07:45,273 --> 01:07:49,194 It could've been anyone. I... 512 01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,737 I'm not sick... 513 01:07:50,779 --> 01:07:53,448 You infected that party! 514 01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:58,078 We even did the tracing and we found the man who gave it you. 515 01:07:58,119 --> 01:07:59,871 Tyler Murphy. 516 01:08:01,623 --> 01:08:03,792 But don't worry, we took care of him. 517 01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:09,464 I'm not sick! I don't have COVID! 518 01:08:09,506 --> 01:08:13,301 Well, you're positive. 519 01:08:15,011 --> 01:08:16,763 You're asymptomatic. 520 01:08:20,308 --> 01:08:22,060 Oh, no, no, no... 521 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:24,479 Don't cry. 522 01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:28,149 Take responsibility for your selfishness. 523 01:08:29,317 --> 01:08:31,236 This didn't have to happen. 524 01:08:31,277 --> 01:08:33,947 I mean, where was your fucking mask? 525 01:08:33,988 --> 01:08:35,782 Where was his? 526 01:08:38,368 --> 01:08:40,870 This is your fault! 527 01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:42,789 It's your fault, you hear me. 528 01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:44,708 You did this! 529 01:08:44,749 --> 01:08:46,334 Hon, your mask. 530 01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:53,174 What about DJ? 531 01:08:54,342 --> 01:08:57,345 And my friend Miri, huh? 532 01:08:58,763 --> 01:09:00,306 What did they do? 533 01:09:00,348 --> 01:09:03,476 Well, per CDC guidelines, 534 01:09:03,518 --> 01:09:05,895 you were meant to quarantine alone, 535 01:09:05,937 --> 01:09:09,190 so that is on you. 536 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,900 What the hell? 537 01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:14,446 What? What is it? 538 01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:16,865 Someone's using the Wi-Fi. 539 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,883 It has to be the friend. 540 01:09:37,886 --> 01:09:41,389 - She's dead. - Make sure. Make sure. 541 01:09:46,394 --> 01:09:48,313 Goddammit! 542 01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:50,482 Oh! 543 01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:55,236 Oh, my God! 544 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,863 You don't want Miri. 545 01:09:59,115 --> 01:10:01,201 You want me. 546 01:10:01,242 --> 01:10:03,370 She doesn't deserve this. I do. 547 01:10:03,411 --> 01:10:06,831 Wow! Look who suddenly found some integrity. 548 01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:14,255 Please, you can do what ever you want with me. 549 01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:17,759 Just don't hurt her. 550 01:10:33,650 --> 01:10:36,736 How do you think you're going to get away with this? 551 01:10:38,947 --> 01:10:40,865 The police will find you. 552 01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:44,911 Your fingerprints, 553 01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:46,871 DNA is everywhere. 554 01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:51,251 Irresponsible girls can cause irresponsible 555 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:55,797 fires that burn down the house. 556 01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:58,425 Fires happen all the time. 557 01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:05,015 It's tragic. 558 01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,492 We have to go. 559 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:33,585 Shit! 560 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:36,046 Come on. Okay, this way. 561 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,925 Where the fuck are you? 562 01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:45,638 Pam! 563 01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:49,100 Pamela! 564 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,126 Let's go! 565 01:13:46,217 --> 01:13:48,261 - They destroyed the cars. - Doesn't matter. 566 01:13:48,303 --> 01:13:50,930 Come on! 567 01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:54,309 Be calm, it's okay. It's okay. We're gonna be okay. 568 01:13:54,351 --> 01:13:57,771 We're gonna be okay. 569 01:13:57,812 --> 01:13:59,647 We're gonna be okay. 570 01:14:32,222 --> 01:14:34,599 Okay! Fuck! 571 01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:39,479 Keys are in it. 572 01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:40,689 Hit the door. 573 01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:42,816 - Careful. - Okay. 574 01:14:44,401 --> 01:14:45,944 Try and start it. 575 01:14:48,363 --> 01:14:50,198 Alright. Battery's good. 576 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:03,837 This is not working. Battery's not working. 577 01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:07,340 It might need fuel. 578 01:15:11,386 --> 01:15:12,470 Got it. 579 01:15:32,907 --> 01:15:35,201 I'll fucking kill you! 580 01:15:36,077 --> 01:15:38,204 You killed him! 581 01:15:38,246 --> 01:15:40,165 You killed him! 582 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:50,258 Get out there. It's all your fuckin' fault! 583 01:15:59,434 --> 01:16:01,353 I said I was sorry! 584 01:16:02,937 --> 01:16:05,231 Miri, Miri. Miri!