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<i> You will freeze as you
watch a warped scientist</i>

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<i>when his bloody scalpel
probes the forbidden secrets</i>

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<i>of a woman's flesh.</i>

4
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<i>You will flame
at the stark ritual</i>

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<i>of a beautiful girl's
last searing dance</i>

6
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<i>as tragedy forever mars
her loveliness.</i>

7
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<i>You will cringe
as the demented doctor</i>

8
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<i>experiments with a girl's
trusting innocence.</i>

9
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<i>A mad creature born
of the atomic age</i>

10
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<i>now shackled to a world
of rotting bodies</i>

11
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<i>and violent deaths.</i>

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<i>A sadist, a criminal,</i>

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<i>a depraved animal
more ferocious than Jekyll,</i>

14
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<i>more monstrous
than Frankenstein,</i>

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<i>more bloody than Dracula.</i>

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Um, I'll do a large
popcorn and Red Vines.

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That's an unusual choice.

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Thank you.

19
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I don't think I've actually
ever seen someone buy Red Vines.

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Okay.

21
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I guess you're wondering
why we sell them, then,

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if nobody buys them.

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Thanks.

24
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<i> Forever closer</i>

25
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<i>comes the She-Creature.</i>

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Hey. Where are you?

27
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<i>My room, obviously.</i>

28
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Taylor, did you even
go outside today?

29
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<i>Why would I do that?</i>

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<i>No, I had to stay here
and moderate.</i>

31
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Which subreddit
is this again?

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<i>The Vagenda. Get back here.
Help me with this.</i>

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Okay. If I'm not back
in five minutes,

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call campus security.

35
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<i>Haha. Bleak.</i>

36
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<i>Being a girl is so fun. Bye.</i>

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Bye.

38
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Hey, boy.

39
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Hey.

40
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You all alone?

41
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Okay, okay.

42
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Good boy.

43
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I don't know.

44
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We can try.

45
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But you have to be
so good, okay?

46
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Okay.

47
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What do you think
you're doing?

48
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Oh, hey, Laura.

49
00:04:03,091 --> 00:04:04,571
How's it going?

50
00:04:05,877 --> 00:04:09,141
It's about to start
pouring, so...

51
00:04:09,228 --> 00:04:12,884
So let's just bring
some weird dog into the dorm?

52
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He's not weird.
He's abandoned.

53
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Look, he's, he's not
gonna bother anyone.

54
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You know the rules, Margot.

55
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No pets, ever.

56
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Come on.

57
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Thanks.

58
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Please.

59
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Help me.

60
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Help me.

61
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Help.

62
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Help.

63
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Hey.

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Just making sure you didn't
sneak that dog back in.

65
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And since I'm the founder
and moderator,

66
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it's my job to protect
its integrity.

67
00:06:05,692 --> 00:06:07,868
Right.
You don't want some dumb forum

68
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that's just girls
discussing sex tips.

69
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Right, since that's just
internalized misogyny,

70
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and it's boring, and stupid.

71
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Okay, but get this:
my co-moderator, LadyTalk,

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suddenly chimes in,
citing a statistic

73
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that 76% of women
are "into" dick pics.

74
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Really? 76% sounds high.

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First of all,
why would LadyTalk,

76
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my co-moderator,
let's not forget,

77
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even bring up
the dreaded dick pic

78
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knowing how hard we've worked
to create a safe space?

79
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And then I think to myself,

80
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"What self-respected femme
even names herself LadyTalk?"

81
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She's trying to be
ironically old-fashioned?

82
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She's a guy.

83
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You think LadyTalk is a guy?

84
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Huh. So now what?

85
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I'm gonna call his ass out.

86
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Will you eat in the room
tonight with me

87
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and help me with this?

88
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I can't tonight.
I gotta work.

89
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Just call in sick.

90
00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:01,400
Margot, will you call in sick?

91
00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:07,058
♪ Well you are
such an easy evil ♪

92
00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,628
♪ Such a sensuous sin

93
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♪ Sometimes I don't know
where I'm going ♪

94
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♪ Till I've been

95
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♪ Taken in

96
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♪ Such an easy evil

97
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♪ Such a promise of fun... ♪

98
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S-sorry. You scared me.

99
00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:45,662
Well, people choose
to be scared.

100
00:07:47,054 --> 00:07:48,795
Did you see the queen?

101
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She still has her wings.

102
00:07:51,015 --> 00:07:52,538
That means
she's still a virgin.

103
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Really?

104
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Usually a girl
that popular is,

105
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you know, active.

106
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It's up to her to decide
when to copulate.

107
00:08:00,503 --> 00:08:02,026
Maybe she doesn't
want to be rushed,

108
00:08:02,113 --> 00:08:03,941
and the male
will have to obey.

109
00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:08,119
She'll fly off and mate
with many partners.

110
00:08:09,163 --> 00:08:10,904
A whole colony
for her pleasure.

111
00:08:14,168 --> 00:08:15,561
I hope you don't mind
I opened this.

112
00:08:15,648 --> 00:08:17,476
I saw the box
was from Tarquinia.

113
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Oh, yeah,
generally I don't allow it,

114
00:08:21,306 --> 00:08:23,700
but you're my favorite,
you know that.

115
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These are very precious bones.

116
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For example, what do you make
of this crack, hm?

117
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Doesn't seem like
a natural fracture.

118
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Mm-mm.

119
00:08:33,623 --> 00:08:36,103
It's almost like
someone sawed it.

120
00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:40,194
Do you think she was
offered up as a sacrifice?

121
00:08:40,281 --> 00:08:43,894
The tomb of the wolves
was in the business of death,

122
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torture, sacrifice,
and, of course, eroticism.

123
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If all that happened to her,

124
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hope she was reincarnated
as an ant.

125
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Better yet, in a queen bee.

126
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When the male
penetrates the queen,

127
00:08:55,732 --> 00:08:57,472
he loses his penis.

128
00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,389
In the act of pulling out,
he gets disemboweled and dies.

129
00:09:01,476 --> 00:09:04,349
The act of copulation
is their doom.

130
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,312
<i> Under his spell,
she was both herself</i>

131
00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:12,792
<i>and another being,</i>

132
00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:15,752
<i>the She-Creature
seeking life sustenance</i>

133
00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:17,492
<i>from the stolen
heartbeats of others.</i>

134
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,582
You came back.

135
00:09:19,669 --> 00:09:20,844
I did.

136
00:09:21,888 --> 00:09:24,456
Large popcorn
and, uh, Red Vines.

137
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,373
<i> She was a woman
born to be loved,</i>

138
00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,549
<i>and two men wanted her.</i>

139
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,986
<i>One, a man whose
powerful math mind</i>

140
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,250
<i>controlled her every reflex,
except her love.</i>

141
00:09:37,817 --> 00:09:40,472
<i>The other willing
to fight any odds...</i>

142
00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,169
$9.50.

143
00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:43,997
I know.

144
00:09:45,433 --> 00:09:47,740
You're getting better
at your job.

145
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,873
Managed not
to insult me this time.

146
00:09:51,788 --> 00:09:54,268
Well, I'm up
for promotion, so...

147
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Enjoy the movie.

148
00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:58,577
Thank you.

149
00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,535
<i> Such as few people
have known,</i>

150
00:10:00,623 --> 00:10:03,277
<i>and only those
who see it can believe.</i>

151
00:10:06,454 --> 00:10:08,152
<i>I don't really know
what I'm going for.</i>

152
00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:10,807
<i>I know he's a killer.
And now you are traveling...</i>

153
00:10:10,894 --> 00:10:12,896
<i> What's wrong?
You're a tough guy.</i>

154
00:10:12,983 --> 00:10:14,593
<i>Go ahead and cream me.</i>

155
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,204
<i>Break my arm. See if I care.</i>

156
00:10:23,428 --> 00:10:25,778
<i>I'm just gonna keep it
for a little while.</i>

157
00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:28,215
<i>You're an ogre,
just like my father.</i>

158
00:10:28,302 --> 00:10:30,914
<i>He won't let me stay out late
or play records or anything.</i>

159
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,657
<i> Your father won't
let you stay out late?</i>

160
00:10:34,744 --> 00:10:36,267
<i>No, he's terrible.</i>

161
00:10:36,354 --> 00:10:38,922
<i>Once, I was at a party,
and it didn't end till late.</i>

162
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,663
<i>He called the cops.</i>

163
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,751
<i>Can you imagine?</i>

164
00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:42,969
<i>He had the whole
police force...</i>

165
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:45,015
I was hoping you'd find me.

166
00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:46,669
I know.

167
00:10:46,756 --> 00:10:48,453
<i> Where is it
that you live, Carol?</i>

168
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,890
<i> Over on Armana. Why?</i>

169
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,458
<i>Oh, no, uh-uh.</i>

170
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:55,852
<i>You thought I'd tell you
where I live?</i>

171
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:57,810
<i>Not me. Not ole Carol.</i>

172
00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,073
<i>The night is young,
and I'm not hittin' the rack</i>

173
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,945
<i>till I get a little action.</i>

174
00:11:02,032 --> 00:11:03,250
<i>
I eat popcorn.</i>

175
00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:04,643
<i>Everybody eats popcorn.</i>

176
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,253
<i>It tastes real nice.</i>

177
00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:10,083
<i>Get yourself some now
at our refreshment stand.</i>

178
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,824
<i>Yum, yum.</i>

179
00:11:11,911 --> 00:11:15,219
<i>It's time for a tasty
and refreshing snack.</i>

180
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,922
Oh, hey.

181
00:11:23,618 --> 00:11:25,751
So fun fact about
"American Graffiti."

182
00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:28,275
Mackenzie Phillips was 12
when she made that film,

183
00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:30,364
which probably violated
child labor laws,

184
00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:32,497
but she is really funny

185
00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,021
and, you know,
precocious for 12.

186
00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:37,720
Yeah. Yeah, listen, uh...

187
00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,332
Concession Stand Girl...

188
00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:44,378
Why don't you give me
your number?

189
00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:03,397
♪ Boys and girls

190
00:12:03,484 --> 00:12:08,359
♪ Have a good time together

191
00:12:09,447 --> 00:12:11,841
♪ Boys and girls

192
00:12:11,928 --> 00:12:16,976
♪ You know they're birds
of a feather ♪

193
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:23,591
♪ Like two sides of a coin

194
00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:28,031
♪ They are forever joined ♪

195
00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:31,774
So he goes,
"My user name is LadyTalk,

196
00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,819
but my real name
is James Madley,

197
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,734
and I joined the Vagenda
because I'm interested

198
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:38,955
in women's issues and being
a part of the solution."

199
00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:40,695
Look at that, he owned it.

200
00:12:40,783 --> 00:12:42,175
Are you defending
this troll?

201
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,481
Who says he's a troll?

202
00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:44,569
And people lurk in forums

203
00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:46,049
all the time with fake names,

204
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,311
BitchPerfect.

205
00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:49,269
Yeah, but that's
clever and funny.

206
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:52,185
Ladies, final dress is...

207
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,708
Tonight!

208
00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,667
I need you to help
us spread the good word

209
00:12:55,754 --> 00:12:57,974
if you can.
That would be so helpful.

210
00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,540
Thank you, babes.
- Sure.

211
00:12:59,627 --> 00:13:02,543
Sure. Would love that.

212
00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:07,984
Is that that guy
Robert again?

213
00:13:08,985 --> 00:13:10,769
Wait, you never said
where he goes to school.

214
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:11,988
He's, like, 25.

215
00:13:12,075 --> 00:13:13,859
I'm sure he just works.

216
00:13:13,946 --> 00:13:16,688
25, but he's still, uh...
he's still cute, right?

217
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:19,517
Ish. He's, like, super tall.

218
00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:21,780
But I like tall.
- You love tall.

219
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,129
And his eyes are nice.

220
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,958
They crinkle.
- Yeah, 'cause he's old.

221
00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:28,656
What about the texting?
He got good banter?

222
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,441
It's good so far.

223
00:13:30,528 --> 00:13:32,312
He's smart and funny,

224
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,967
and he has cats,
Yan and Mu.

225
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,360
He's at the vet
with them right now.

226
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:37,622
A caretaker.

227
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,580
God, Yan and Mu
are so hilarious.

228
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:40,755
How can cats be funny?

229
00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:42,061
Well, I mean,
Robert's hilarious.

230
00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:43,280
- Oh.
- Yeah, when he's talking

231
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,803
like them.
- Pause.

232
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,979
He does cat voices?

233
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:49,329
Oh, that is adorable and sexy.

234
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,853
Mrow!

235
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,855
Wait, you're setting clear
text boundaries, right?

236
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,205
- Oh, my God, Taylor.
- I'm dead serious.

237
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,554
Remember what we said?

238
00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:57,685
I won't double text, okay?

239
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,557
- Don't double text, ever.
- I got it.

240
00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:03,343
And let one text, at least,
go unanswered a day.

241
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,520
Okay, he needs to understand
that you're setting the rules

242
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:08,653
and he's lucky you're
acknowledging his existence.

243
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,220
I get it.

244
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,525
Thank you.
- Good.

245
00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:14,702
Or you could just have
a good time with him.

246
00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:17,096
I mean, Dave and I,
we barely knew each other

247
00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:19,011
when we joined the Madrigals.

248
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:21,274
Hm, and look at you now,
you're a character

249
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,972
that doesn't even have
their own name.

250
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:24,451
You're just the Baker's Wife.

251
00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:25,888
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

252
00:14:25,975 --> 00:14:27,802
Uh, my character doesn't
have a name either.

253
00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:28,847
I'm just the Baker.

254
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,544
At least you have a job.

255
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,678
My point is,
Dave and I were just real easy

256
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:34,940
about it when we first met,

257
00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,507
and look at us.

258
00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:38,335
We've been in love ever since.

259
00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:42,121
We changed...

260
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,036
We're strangers...

261
00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:46,778
I'm meeting you
in the woods.

262
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:48,562
Who minds.

263
00:14:48,649 --> 00:14:50,390
What dangers.

264
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:53,916
I hope we'll get
past the woods!

265
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,723
Hey.

266
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,249
Uh, how's it going?

267
00:16:50,336 --> 00:16:51,381
Good. You?

268
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,774
Uh, yeah, it was, like,

269
00:16:53,861 --> 00:16:56,690
two miles from that...
that, uh, parking lot.

270
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,216
Told you it's far.

271
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,392
Yeah, it's-it's a trek.

272
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,611
Um...

273
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,441
So as promised...

274
00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:13,794
Bamm-Bamm Fruity Pebbles?

275
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:16,014
Yeah, I had to go to two
different Krogers to, uh...

276
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,495
to find that,
and then the 7-Eleven for the...

277
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,758
the rest of the treasure.

278
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,327
That's so sweet.

279
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:29,027
So I'll hand this
off to you and...

280
00:17:30,942 --> 00:17:32,639
Do you want to come in?

281
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:38,776
We can eat,
but only at this table.

282
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:42,171
You know, everything in here's,
like, 3,000 years old.

283
00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:45,348
Yeah, it's very "Nosferatu."

284
00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:46,653
Right?

285
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,264
Did you know
we did a vampire series

286
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:49,526
just last month
at the fourplex?

287
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,832
Yeah, yeah,
you included "Blacula."

288
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,747
Well, I didn't
include anything.

289
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,184
I just made the popcorn.

290
00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:56,750
No, my point is,

291
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,840
"Blacula" doesn't belong
in the vampire category.

292
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:01,625
It belongs in blaxploitation.

293
00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:04,628
Yeah, obviously,

294
00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:08,197
and I did mention that
to the owners at the time.

295
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,378
Do you want...

296
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,336
Sure, yeah. Thanks.

297
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,253
You said you were starving,
so I got a bunch of...

298
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,953
Red Vines. Of course.

299
00:18:27,303 --> 00:18:29,870
Ooh, I think
the Slurpee spilled a little.

300
00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:32,264
Yeah, it's wild cherry.

301
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:33,526
Mm.

302
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:36,355
My favorite.

303
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,580
And this is...

304
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:47,149
It's a frog lighter
with a cigarette in its mouth.

305
00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:49,151
So cute.

306
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,892
I don't smoke.

307
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:54,068
- Me either.
- Good.

308
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:55,287
Yeah.

309
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:00,336
Ow.

310
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:03,904
Stupid ant, bit me.

311
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:14,915
Dead.

312
00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,527
Murdered.
- Yeah.

313
00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:20,225
Must've escaped
from the colony.

314
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:38,635
The queen's the big one,
with the wings.

315
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,122
Oh, that's just storage.

316
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,936
What's this?

317
00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:33,646
They're Etruscan artifacts.

318
00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:37,476
- Etruscan artifacts?
- Yeah.

319
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,609
Pretty sure
they're just human bones.

320
00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:42,176
They're both, from Tarquinia.

321
00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:44,266
- Tarq...
- Italy.

322
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:48,313
Where they recently discovered
a non-funerary burial site.

323
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,794
Mm. Buried with no funeral.

324
00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:51,838
Sacrificed.

325
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,884
Fucking dark, I know.

326
00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:55,755
See this first skull?

327
00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:58,541
It was probably a slave
who was decapitated.

328
00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:00,586
Then just her body was buried

329
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,327
at the base
of the temple wall.

330
00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:04,329
Her body meant
to provide support,

331
00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:09,203
in a sacrificial annihilating
kind of support way.

332
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,220
Why did you shut the door?

333
00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:28,875
I-I didn't.

334
00:21:28,962 --> 00:21:30,486
It-it shut on its own.

335
00:21:31,878 --> 00:21:33,576
Doors don't just shut.

336
00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:35,665
No, I-I guess this one did.

337
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,364
It must've slipped from
the thing that was holding it.

338
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,019
I think it's locked.

339
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,243
Or...

340
00:21:51,463 --> 00:21:52,986
I did it on purpose

341
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:58,383
because I'm actually...

342
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,558
a werewolf.

343
00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:04,868
Good idea for a series
at the fourplex,

344
00:22:04,955 --> 00:22:06,435
werewolf movies.

345
00:22:06,522 --> 00:22:08,785
Yeah, and the filing cabinet
scene from "The Howling,"

346
00:22:08,872 --> 00:22:10,352
that's about
to happen right now.

347
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,442
I just meant a door
doesn't just shut

348
00:22:13,529 --> 00:22:14,791
or lock on its own.

349
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,359
You sure you didn't close it?

350
00:22:18,055 --> 00:22:19,143
Here, can I...

351
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,107
Hold still.

352
00:22:27,194 --> 00:22:28,457
Don't make this hard.

353
00:22:33,592 --> 00:22:34,506
Hey, hey.

354
00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:35,899
Just... just take it easy.

355
00:22:35,986 --> 00:22:37,030
No, get off me!

356
00:22:37,117 --> 00:22:39,250
Just let me, okay?

357
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,845
Seventeen years
I nurtured this colony.

358
00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,890
I know, and I'm so sorry.

359
00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:13,458
Here, here is the queen,

360
00:23:13,545 --> 00:23:14,720
dead.

361
00:23:15,591 --> 00:23:17,941
Dead, whoever you are.

362
00:23:19,421 --> 00:23:22,641
Sorry, uh, Robert,
this is Dr. Zaballa.

363
00:23:23,163 --> 00:23:25,775
Dr. Z, this is Robert.

364
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,604
I was...
I was just stopping by, uh,

365
00:23:28,691 --> 00:23:32,695
but I'm... I'm so sorry
about... about that colony.

366
00:23:32,782 --> 00:23:34,827
That was a thing of beauty.

367
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,352
The worker ants, they fought
hard to defend the queen.

368
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,790
They're all females.

369
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:41,834
Right.

370
00:23:42,748 --> 00:23:43,749
Oh, you know that?

371
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,012
Are you a myrmecologist?

372
00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,886
- Myrmecology is...
- Is the study of ants, I know.

373
00:23:49,973 --> 00:23:53,890
Um, I'm not, but I do...
I know a bit about them.

374
00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:55,500
Then perhaps you know

375
00:23:56,022 --> 00:23:58,764
that the males did nothing
to defend the queen,

376
00:23:59,635 --> 00:24:02,420
but they dug their own grave,
haven't they, Robert?

377
00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:06,946
Because a colony
without the queen will die.

378
00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:28,446
I just wanted to say thank you

379
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,187
for the great snacks.

380
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:33,538
No problem.

381
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:40,589
So my fall break
starts tomorrow,

382
00:24:40,676 --> 00:24:42,591
so I'm gonna go back
home for a while.

383
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:45,898
I hope you'll text me.

384
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,207
Will you?

385
00:24:51,643 --> 00:24:52,862
I...

386
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,690
Look, it wasn't you
that made me react

387
00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:56,561
like that, okay?

388
00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:58,737
I'm really sorry.

389
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,657
And...

390
00:25:07,398 --> 00:25:09,966
I hope tonight doesn't count
as a first date.

391
00:25:13,317 --> 00:25:14,623
Oh, we don't have to count it.

392
00:25:21,194 --> 00:25:22,544
Let's not count it.

393
00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:44,522
Hot washcloths on the bites,

394
00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,176
to stop the itching.

395
00:25:47,525 --> 00:25:49,832
Don't use ice, okay?

396
00:25:49,919 --> 00:25:51,137
Okay.

397
00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:56,273
Have a safe trip back
home, and, uh...

398
00:25:57,796 --> 00:25:59,493
I'll see you soon, sweetheart.

399
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:24,823
♪ There's a world
where I can go ♪

400
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:30,612
♪ And tell my secrets to

401
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:35,486
♪ In my room

402
00:26:38,402 --> 00:26:44,016
♪ In my room

403
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:51,502
♪ In this world, I lock out

404
00:26:51,589 --> 00:26:55,027
♪ All my worries

405
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:58,901
♪ And my fears

406
00:26:58,988 --> 00:27:04,428
♪ In my room

407
00:27:05,821 --> 00:27:09,694
♪ In my room ♪

408
00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:12,436
No, Kelly, that's impossible.

409
00:27:12,523 --> 00:27:13,611
We'll definitely need to set up

410
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:14,960
a serving station in the garage.

411
00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:16,483
But, but, but where's
the ice sculpture going?

412
00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:17,963
That's supposed
to be a surprise,

413
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,312
and it's not like
you can just hide

414
00:27:19,399 --> 00:27:20,792
300 pounds of decorative ice.

415
00:27:20,879 --> 00:27:22,664
Before-- Before we get
too in a fluff here, Kelly,

416
00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:24,013
why don't we just
take a deep breath?

417
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,276
Do not tell me
to breathe, Todd, please.

418
00:27:26,363 --> 00:27:28,321
Margot, you...
you have been on that phone

419
00:27:28,408 --> 00:27:30,672
since you got here.
Who are you texting?

420
00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:32,761
Oh, is it a boy?

421
00:27:32,848 --> 00:27:34,806
Oh, she's finally
not being so picky

422
00:27:34,893 --> 00:27:36,547
and she likes a boy.
- Kelly, can we just...

423
00:27:36,634 --> 00:27:39,550
I will breathe tomorrow
in yoga class, okay?

424
00:27:39,637 --> 00:27:42,074
Oh, birthday boy,
close your ears, honey.

425
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:45,338
Oh, let's can
the cutesy stuff, okay?

426
00:27:45,425 --> 00:27:47,471
Okay. Honey, um,
could you just

427
00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,734
help us out by moving
your car out of the garage?

428
00:27:49,821 --> 00:27:51,562
- No, it's charging.

429
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:54,347
Okay, well, there must be
another plug someplace, honey.

430
00:27:54,434 --> 00:27:55,958
We have 200 guests
arriving here--

431
00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:58,047
In six hours, and the guys
are coming to get me,

432
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,918
and we're going to the Y.
The Y?

433
00:28:00,005 --> 00:28:01,572
Are you on that damn
phone again?

434
00:28:01,659 --> 00:28:02,965
She's texting a boy.

435
00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:04,140
What's his name?

436
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:07,752
- Robert.
- Robert.

437
00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:09,362
Mm-hmm.
His name is Robert.

438
00:28:09,449 --> 00:28:12,148
My first affair was with
a sous-chef named Robert.

439
00:28:12,235 --> 00:28:13,845
You're having an affair?

440
00:28:13,932 --> 00:28:15,499
Could we please focus
on the hundreds of guests

441
00:28:15,586 --> 00:28:16,587
that are arriving
here any minute?

442
00:28:16,674 --> 00:28:17,936
In six hours.

443
00:28:18,023 --> 00:28:19,546
You are not old enough
to have an affair.

444
00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,766
Okay, can we all just
stop saying "affair"?

445
00:28:21,853 --> 00:28:23,855
It's not even what this is...

446
00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:24,856
yet.

447
00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:27,946
And Robert is a very
interesting man.

448
00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:30,296
Oh, a man.

449
00:28:30,383 --> 00:28:31,558
So he's older?

450
00:28:31,645 --> 00:28:33,430
Maybe he's mature.

451
00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:35,562
Or maybe he's not.

452
00:28:35,649 --> 00:28:37,826
In fact, Robert and I
might even move in together.

453
00:28:37,913 --> 00:28:39,566
We'll have a sweet little home

454
00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:41,264
where people will want
to come over and hang out

455
00:28:41,351 --> 00:28:43,483
'cause it's so warm
and inviting and nonintrusive.

456
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,094
Okay, you're texting a man

457
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:47,183
that you're gonna live with.
I want to talk to this Robert.

458
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,054
Hey, Ernie, honey,
could you give us that little,

459
00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:51,013
um, card that you wave
to start the car?

460
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,145
Kelly, honey,
this is my birthday.

461
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,844
Stop hammering me
about the damn car.

462
00:28:55,931 --> 00:28:57,671
Oh, about tonight,

463
00:28:57,759 --> 00:29:00,544
I don't want any reference
to which birthday this is,

464
00:29:00,631 --> 00:29:02,024
okay, no announcement
about the fact

465
00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:03,416
that I got one foot in the box.

466
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:09,553
You've got 300 pounds of ice

467
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,033
in the shape
of a six and a zero.

468
00:29:12,338 --> 00:29:13,818
Let it melt.

469
00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:19,737
Why not?
It'll make him so happy.

470
00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,478
Because I don't
want to sing tonight,

471
00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:23,306
and it's a dumb song.

472
00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:26,135
Dumb?
Marilyn Monroe sang this song.

473
00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,527
Yeah, well, things have
changed a little

474
00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:29,007
since Marilyn's day.
- Oh, you know, don't make--

475
00:29:29,094 --> 00:29:30,269
don't make me tired.

476
00:29:30,356 --> 00:29:32,619
I-I read.

477
00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:34,012
I talk to the girls at the gym.

478
00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:36,058
Yeah, things have changed
on the surface,

479
00:29:36,145 --> 00:29:37,886
which means they haven't
really changed at all.

480
00:29:37,973 --> 00:29:39,670
That's something that girls
your age don't understand.

481
00:29:39,757 --> 00:29:40,932
Oh, my God. Here we go.

482
00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:42,804
"Girls my age."
- Yes, girls your age.

483
00:29:42,891 --> 00:29:44,893
I don't know,
you're so self-involved.

484
00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:46,808
You're so entitled.

485
00:29:46,895 --> 00:29:48,592
I mean, is it,
is it your birthday,

486
00:29:48,679 --> 00:29:50,768
or is it Ernie's birthday?
- Are you serious?

487
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,639
I just said I didn't want
to sing the song.

488
00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:54,946
It's weird.
It's uncomfortable.

489
00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:56,208
Oh, well, you know what?

490
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,731
Things aren't always
100% comfortable.

491
00:29:57,819 --> 00:29:59,211
Get over it.
And you know what?

492
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,171
If you, if you want
to get along with a man

493
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,216
and not be alone
your whole entire life

494
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,958
and build a relationship
that actually lasts,

495
00:30:07,045 --> 00:30:10,701
make peace with a little
discomfort now and then,

496
00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:13,138
a little compromise, okay?

497
00:30:13,225 --> 00:30:15,532
I wish, I wish I had known that

498
00:30:15,619 --> 00:30:17,664
the first time around,
with your father.

499
00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:18,927
- Mom.
- He thought he wasn't

500
00:30:19,014 --> 00:30:20,493
my number one,
and there's a few things

501
00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,799
I should've done
to let him know.

502
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,454
Mom, it's not
your fault he left.

503
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:25,803
It isn't.

504
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:31,330
You know, I get it.

505
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,811
If you don't want to sing,
we won't sing.

506
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:46,998
♪ While tearing off
a game of golf ♪

507
00:30:47,085 --> 00:30:50,436
♪ I may make a play
for the caddy ♪

508
00:30:50,523 --> 00:30:51,698
Ah.

509
00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:56,007
♪ But when I do,
I don't follow through ♪

510
00:30:56,094 --> 00:31:01,099
♪ 'Cause my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

511
00:31:01,186 --> 00:31:05,974
♪ If she invites
a boy some night ♪

512
00:31:06,061 --> 00:31:09,325
♪ To dine on my fine
finnan haddie ♪

513
00:31:09,412 --> 00:31:10,717
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

514
00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:14,852
♪ She just adores
his asking for more ♪

515
00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:18,638
♪ But her heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

516
00:31:20,118 --> 00:31:24,775
♪ Yes, my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

517
00:31:24,862 --> 00:31:28,561
♪ So I simply
couldn't be bad ♪

518
00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:34,132
♪ Yes, my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

519
00:31:34,219 --> 00:31:38,180
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-dah ♪

520
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:39,268
Yeah!

521
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,270
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da

522
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:43,054
♪ Da-da-dah ♪

523
00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:50,322
What's happening?
Is there an Amber Alert?

524
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,933
Who's texting?

525
00:31:52,498 --> 00:31:54,413
That would be Robert.

526
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,025
Robert? All right.

527
00:31:57,112 --> 00:31:58,722
I'm listening.
- He's great.

528
00:31:59,636 --> 00:32:01,203
I mean, we haven't
gone on an official date

529
00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:02,639
or anything yet, but...

530
00:32:04,032 --> 00:32:05,207
I think I really like him.

531
00:32:05,294 --> 00:32:06,860
Good.

532
00:32:06,948 --> 00:32:08,775
Well, he's got to go
through me first, so...

533
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:11,691
- So?
- Hm?

534
00:32:11,778 --> 00:32:13,084
What about you?

535
00:32:13,171 --> 00:32:14,694
Anyone special?

536
00:32:14,781 --> 00:32:16,479
- Um...
- Any... any guys?

537
00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:18,089
Oh, yeah, right,

538
00:32:18,176 --> 00:32:19,961
last time we talked,
I was exploring sex with men.

539
00:32:20,048 --> 00:32:21,963
Um...
- You're not still?

540
00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:25,488
Uh, what I've realized,
actually, is...

541
00:32:25,575 --> 00:32:27,272
I'm an ace...

542
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,972
Uh, which is what
asexuals call themselves.

543
00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,497
Do you remember
when we were together

544
00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:37,108
just how, like,
out of my body I was,

545
00:32:37,195 --> 00:32:40,894
how I could never really,
like, enjoy sex?

546
00:32:40,982 --> 00:32:42,896
So I thought I must be gay,

547
00:32:42,984 --> 00:32:44,333
and so then I tried that,

548
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,465
and then that was just,
like, even weirder.

549
00:32:46,552 --> 00:32:49,381
Like, all of this, like,
bizarre pressure to,

550
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,340
like, perform and to,
like, be this, like,

551
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,647
sexual Tarzan or something,
and it felt awful.

552
00:32:54,734 --> 00:32:56,475
So then I looked it up,

553
00:32:56,562 --> 00:32:59,348
and it turns out
that being asexual is,

554
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:01,002
like, a real thing,

555
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:04,005
and since then,
I've just felt this relief

556
00:33:04,092 --> 00:33:07,008
because I finally don't have
to pretend to like sex anymore.

557
00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,057
Is-is that okay for me to say?

558
00:33:13,144 --> 00:33:15,016
- Oh, my God, yeah, of course.
- Okay.

559
00:33:15,103 --> 00:33:16,887
Of course. I...

560
00:33:16,974 --> 00:33:19,411
But it's not like it was
because of, like, you.

561
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,934
If you'd been the hottest
girl in the world,

562
00:33:21,022 --> 00:33:23,502
I would've still been, like...

563
00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:24,895
And-and not that you're not.

564
00:33:24,982 --> 00:33:26,027
Not that you're--
- Okay.

565
00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:27,506
- Because you are.
- Clay, I get it.

566
00:33:27,593 --> 00:33:28,638
Okay.

567
00:33:30,031 --> 00:33:32,033
Stop looking mortified.

568
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:44,915
♪ Ooh

569
00:34:05,718 --> 00:34:10,201
♪ And where do we go from here

570
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:15,902
♪ Which is the way
that's clear ♪

571
00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:21,517
♪ Still looking for
that blue jean baby queen ♪

572
00:34:21,604 --> 00:34:24,607
♪ Prettiest girl I ever seen

573
00:34:24,694 --> 00:34:27,175
♪ See her shake
on the movie screen ♪

574
00:34:27,262 --> 00:34:28,698
♪ Jimmy Dean ♪

575
00:35:44,382 --> 00:35:46,689
'Cause I wanna get
the workers' comp.

576
00:35:46,776 --> 00:35:48,604
You'd do it too,
you crazy son of a b--

577
00:35:49,866 --> 00:35:50,867
Mikey, why don't I hear you

578
00:35:50,954 --> 00:35:52,129
shucking oysters? Come on.

579
00:36:02,879 --> 00:36:04,359
I'm not saying
he's avoiding me.

580
00:36:04,446 --> 00:36:07,492
He still texts every day,
says good morning, good night.

581
00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:08,841
Oh, maybe he's a doorman.

582
00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:10,234
What's weird, though, is,
whenever I hint

583
00:36:10,321 --> 00:36:11,453
about getting together again--

584
00:36:13,759 --> 00:36:15,500
Seriously? The buzzer?

585
00:36:15,587 --> 00:36:16,893
Somebody's got to stop you.

586
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:19,069
You know, I could really
use some support here.

587
00:36:19,156 --> 00:36:21,680
I'm trying to figure out
what's going on with this guy.

588
00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:24,727
I'm worried he misinterpreted
a text I sent.

589
00:36:24,814 --> 00:36:26,511
Text you sent?
What does that mean?

590
00:36:28,513 --> 00:36:29,862
No. A pic?

591
00:36:29,949 --> 00:36:31,647
No. What...

592
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,866
Tit, ass, pussy?

593
00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:36,042
What?
- No, of course not.

594
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:37,566
Look, it doesn't matter
what the text was, okay?

595
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,742
I just don't want
to play games with him.

596
00:36:39,829 --> 00:36:41,570
Right, so you'd just rather
expose your vulnerable soul

597
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:43,180
to a fucking bearded giant?

598
00:36:43,789 --> 00:36:45,835
Seriously, this is me
being supportive.

599
00:36:45,922 --> 00:36:48,098
He holds all the cards
right now, so please,

600
00:36:48,185 --> 00:36:49,534
Margot, for the love of women,

601
00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:51,362
just take back your cards.

602
00:36:58,151 --> 00:37:00,719
I know it's him.
- Actually, no.

603
00:37:00,806 --> 00:37:02,417
It's my mom,
worried I don't have

604
00:37:02,504 --> 00:37:05,202
enough down in my
winter coat, bizarrely.

605
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:06,334
The woman's insane.

606
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,991
That's where I work,

607
00:37:56,427 --> 00:37:59,125
And "Star Wars" is boring!

608
00:38:38,339 --> 00:38:41,167
Hey.
- Hey.

609
00:38:42,995 --> 00:38:44,257
Let's do this.

610
00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:46,521
We're doing it. Um...

611
00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:05,366
So...

612
00:39:05,453 --> 00:39:08,369
when was the last time
you saw "Empire Strikes Back"?

613
00:39:10,936 --> 00:39:12,808
June.

614
00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:14,200
Of this year?

615
00:39:15,593 --> 00:39:17,073
Wow.

616
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,118
So you've seen it a lot.

617
00:39:21,947 --> 00:39:24,907
The only movie I've seen
that often is "Spirited Away."

618
00:39:27,953 --> 00:39:29,172
Do you know it?

619
00:39:30,173 --> 00:39:31,479
Yeah, I know the director,

620
00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:32,958
but I haven't, haven't seen it.

621
00:40:00,682 --> 00:40:02,248
I'm not gonna murder you.

622
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,164
Why would you say that?

623
00:40:06,078 --> 00:40:07,384
It was a joke.

624
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:11,910
I know it was a joke.

625
00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:15,697
And hey, you can murder me
if you want.

626
00:40:17,525 --> 00:40:18,917
Good to know.

627
00:40:25,402 --> 00:40:26,882
<i> Here.
And, Chewie?</i>

628
00:40:29,624 --> 00:40:31,364
<i>I think we ought to replace
the negative power coupling.</i>

629
00:40:46,423 --> 00:40:47,990
Oh, no. I--

630
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:50,906
Right. Right.

631
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,303
<i>Hey, Your Worship,
I'm only trying to help.</i>

632
00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:59,480
I'd forgotten
so much of this movie.

633
00:41:01,351 --> 00:41:03,048
You'll remember if you watch.

634
00:41:03,135 --> 00:41:05,181
<i>- So difficult sometimes.
- I do. I really do.</i>

635
00:41:06,312 --> 00:41:08,619
<i>You could be a little
nicer, though.</i>

636
00:41:08,706 --> 00:41:11,274
<i>Come on, admit it. Sometimes
you think I'm all right.</i>

637
00:41:13,711 --> 00:41:15,887
<i>Occasionally, maybe.</i>

638
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,498
I was completely
obsessed with Leia's

639
00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:18,890
side buns when I was a kid.

640
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,588
<i>Scoundrel?</i>

641
00:41:20,675 --> 00:41:21,980
<i>Scoundrel?</i>

642
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:26,289
<i>I like the sound of that.</i>

643
00:41:27,072 --> 00:41:28,334
<i>Stop that.</i>

644
00:41:28,421 --> 00:41:29,901
<i>Stop what?</i>

645
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,121
<i>Stop that.
My hands are dirty.</i>

646
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:34,602
<i>My hands are dirty too.
What are you afraid of?</i>

647
00:41:34,689 --> 00:41:35,820
<i>Afraid?</i>

648
00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:37,213
<i>You're trembling.</i>

649
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,954
<i>I'm not trembling.</i>

650
00:41:41,173 --> 00:41:43,828
<i>You like me
because I'm a scoundrel.</i>

651
00:41:43,915 --> 00:41:45,961
<i>There are no scoundrels
in your life.</i>

652
00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:48,398
<i>I happen to like nice men.</i>

653
00:41:48,485 --> 00:41:49,878
<i>I'm a nice man.</i>

654
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:51,227
<i>No, you're not. You're--</i>

655
00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:57,494
<i>Sir, sir, I've isolated
the reverse power flux
coupling!</i>

656
00:42:00,279 --> 00:42:02,760
<i>Thank you.
Thank you very much.</i>

657
00:42:02,847 --> 00:42:05,067
<i>Oh, you're perfectly
welcome, sir.</i>

658
00:42:21,779 --> 00:42:25,435
So, uh, do you want
to get a drink or...

659
00:42:26,218 --> 00:42:28,612
We could get a drink, I guess.

660
00:42:28,699 --> 00:42:29,918
If you want.

661
00:42:34,531 --> 00:42:36,141
What's up?

662
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,448
Nothing.

663
00:42:38,535 --> 00:42:39,971
Just tired.

664
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:43,932
I'm sorry. I g...
Yeah, I guess you hated it.

665
00:42:45,716 --> 00:42:48,589
It's the first romantic movie
I ever saw, so I-I figured...

666
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,641
It was about sharing,
it was about sharing

667
00:42:57,728 --> 00:43:00,383
something with her that I love

668
00:43:00,470 --> 00:43:03,429
that's romantic because...

669
00:43:04,996 --> 00:43:08,870
Because your feelings
for her are romantic.

670
00:43:08,957 --> 00:43:12,613
Margot is bright.
Margot is sophisticated.

671
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,266
She knows about movies.

672
00:43:14,353 --> 00:43:18,096
She goes for the subtitled
stuff, like Japanese films.

673
00:43:19,794 --> 00:43:21,622
Maybe she's just
smarter than me.

674
00:43:24,407 --> 00:43:27,192
And that's intimidating.

675
00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:35,636
You don't have to apologize
for the movie.

676
00:43:35,723 --> 00:43:36,985
There were lots of great
moments in it,

677
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:39,770
like, uh, when Leia says
"I love you" and Han says...

678
00:43:39,857 --> 00:43:41,467
- "I know."
- Yeah.

679
00:43:41,554 --> 00:43:42,947
Classic, right?
- "Hahn. Hahn."

680
00:43:43,034 --> 00:43:44,296
- "Hahn?"
- You said "Haan."

681
00:43:44,383 --> 00:43:45,471
- Sorry.
- Yeah.

682
00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:46,647
Um...

683
00:43:48,039 --> 00:43:49,432
Yeah, I love that.

684
00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:52,391
It was a good idea,

685
00:43:52,478 --> 00:43:54,655
and a drink
is an even better idea.

686
00:43:55,307 --> 00:43:56,831
Okay.

687
00:43:56,918 --> 00:43:58,746
Now we're talking.

688
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:00,878
So where do,
where do you like to go?

689
00:44:00,965 --> 00:44:02,619
I like Sonny's.

690
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,447
Sonny's, the student ghetto?

691
00:44:05,622 --> 00:44:07,406
I'll take you someplace better.

692
00:44:08,581 --> 00:44:13,848
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy ♪

693
00:44:13,935 --> 00:44:17,852
♪ And I feel
like loving you... ♪

694
00:44:18,548 --> 00:44:20,855
They make a mean whiskey sour.

695
00:44:20,942 --> 00:44:22,465
Yup, you're good.

696
00:44:22,552 --> 00:44:23,814
We don't have to wait in line.

697
00:44:23,901 --> 00:44:25,163
The guy knows me.

698
00:44:26,338 --> 00:44:27,949
- Yup, you're good.
- Hey, uh, I don't think--

699
00:44:28,036 --> 00:44:29,211
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Hey, man.

700
00:44:29,298 --> 00:44:30,865
- Good to see you. Yeah.
- How are you?

701
00:44:30,952 --> 00:44:32,605
Uh, excuse me,
I just need to see your ID.

702
00:44:32,693 --> 00:44:34,520
- Uh, I'm with him.
- Oh, yeah. She's with me.

703
00:44:34,607 --> 00:44:35,826
- I just--
- Thanks. Thanks, man.

704
00:44:35,913 --> 00:44:38,699
Yeah. I just need to see
your ID, please.

705
00:44:38,786 --> 00:44:40,831
♪ I love it so

706
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:45,183
Uh, excuse me.

707
00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:47,533
♪ Sweeter than sugar

708
00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,927
Yeah, no.

709
00:44:50,014 --> 00:44:53,235
♪ I won't let you go

710
00:44:53,322 --> 00:44:54,323
You're good.

711
00:44:55,933 --> 00:44:57,065
Can you just hold on one second?

712
00:44:57,152 --> 00:45:00,024
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love... ♪

713
00:45:00,111 --> 00:45:01,373
Robert?

714
00:45:03,462 --> 00:45:04,725
Robert.

715
00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:07,989
'Scuse me. Dude.

716
00:45:08,076 --> 00:45:10,426
♪ The lovin'
that you're givin' ♪

717
00:45:10,513 --> 00:45:12,123
♪ Is what keeps me livin'

718
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,908
Hey.

719
00:45:13,995 --> 00:45:15,648
Hey.
- This is so embarrassing.

720
00:45:15,736 --> 00:45:16,867
What?

721
00:45:20,653 --> 00:45:22,177
Wait.

722
00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:23,482
How old are you?

723
00:45:26,485 --> 00:45:28,009
20.

724
00:45:28,966 --> 00:45:30,315
20?

725
00:45:30,402 --> 00:45:32,100
I thought you said
you were older.

726
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,754
I told you I was a sophomore.

727
00:45:33,841 --> 00:45:37,235
No, you told me that you did,
like, a gap year, so...

728
00:45:37,975 --> 00:45:39,411
What the fuck?

729
00:45:39,498 --> 00:45:40,978
Look, I'm 20, okay?

730
00:45:42,371 --> 00:45:43,764
I'm sorry.

731
00:45:50,074 --> 00:45:52,033
Honey...

732
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,469
Don't, don't be sorry.

733
00:45:53,556 --> 00:45:54,992
I'm the one that's sorry.

734
00:45:56,951 --> 00:45:58,604
You must think
I'm such an idiot,

735
00:45:58,691 --> 00:46:00,345
crying 'cause
I didn't get into a bar.

736
00:46:00,432 --> 00:46:02,130
No, no, no, no.

737
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:03,566
No.

738
00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:09,180
No, I don't think that at all.

739
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,705
I must look awful.

740
00:46:15,883 --> 00:46:20,278
There was something
about that cool,

741
00:46:20,365 --> 00:46:23,368
crisp autumnal air

742
00:46:23,455 --> 00:46:27,459
and the tears
rolling down her cheeks.

743
00:46:28,591 --> 00:46:31,028
She was just so open

744
00:46:31,115 --> 00:46:32,682
and so vulnerable

745
00:46:32,769 --> 00:46:37,208
and so incredibly sexy.

746
00:46:38,470 --> 00:46:41,038
She had never looked
so beautiful.

747
00:46:41,822 --> 00:46:44,694
What you were discovering
in that moment

748
00:46:44,781 --> 00:46:46,696
was the depth of your longing.

749
00:46:48,176 --> 00:46:51,875
Oh, 100%.

750
00:47:16,508 --> 00:47:18,075
Tell me about the kiss.

751
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,513
I know this is your
hour and I'm crashing...

752
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,472
Go on.

753
00:47:23,559 --> 00:47:25,039
I can handle it.

754
00:47:26,214 --> 00:47:28,781
- It was a terrible kiss.

755
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:32,481
To be honest,
it's hard to believe

756
00:47:32,568 --> 00:47:34,309
a grown man could be
this bad at kissing.

757
00:47:35,876 --> 00:47:40,054
But at the same time,
I suddenly felt a tenderness,

758
00:47:40,141 --> 00:47:41,969
I guess you'd call it.

759
00:47:42,056 --> 00:47:45,015
I mean, here he is,
older than me,

760
00:47:45,102 --> 00:47:47,061
and yet already,
I know so much more

761
00:47:47,148 --> 00:47:48,062
about kissing than he does.

762
00:47:48,149 --> 00:47:49,324
Hey, hey.

763
00:47:49,411 --> 00:47:51,152
- Hey. No, I'm sorry.
- Easy.

764
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:54,938
Hm.

765
00:47:55,025 --> 00:47:57,636
But what was that
a tenderness, Margot?

766
00:47:57,723 --> 00:48:00,204
Or was that sensation a shift

767
00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:02,946
in the power dynamics
between you two,

768
00:48:03,033 --> 00:48:06,732
a shift that wound up
in your favor?

769
00:48:32,889 --> 00:48:34,238
Let's get out of here.

770
00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:46,163
♪ I really love it
when you tell me to stop ♪

771
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:50,080
♪ Oh, it's turning me on

772
00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:01,048
Here you go, sweetheart.

773
00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:05,095
Cheers, to you.

774
00:49:05,182 --> 00:49:06,618
Me?

775
00:49:06,705 --> 00:49:09,752
Well, yeah, I almost
ruined another evening,

776
00:49:09,839 --> 00:49:12,885
but you, yet again, saved us.

777
00:49:12,973 --> 00:49:15,584
Okay, to me. I'll take it.

778
00:49:18,674 --> 00:49:20,110
I just wish making a mess
of things

779
00:49:20,197 --> 00:49:21,851
was considered a superpower.

780
00:49:21,938 --> 00:49:24,245
Then I could star
in my own superhero movie.

781
00:49:24,636 --> 00:49:27,509
Yeah, maybe we should call you
Homo "Ha-bee-lees" Girl.

782
00:49:28,423 --> 00:49:31,252
Homo Habilis? Nice.

783
00:49:31,339 --> 00:49:33,645
Homo "Ha-bill-iss."
I knew that.

784
00:49:33,732 --> 00:49:35,952
I definitely knew that.

785
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:39,129
I can read a human
evolution chart.

786
00:49:39,216 --> 00:49:40,478
You had one in your lab.

787
00:49:42,567 --> 00:49:46,136
So, uh, what's your
kryptonite, then,

788
00:49:46,223 --> 00:49:48,008
Homo Habilis Girl?

789
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,359
Well, Homo habilis
was the main diet

790
00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:53,883
of large predatory animals.

791
00:49:53,970 --> 00:49:56,146
Ouch.

792
00:49:59,019 --> 00:50:02,109
Ah, well, I don't think
there are any superheroes

793
00:50:02,196 --> 00:50:05,329
whose weakness is being
somebody's dinner.

794
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:08,028
Good. I like to think
I'm original.

795
00:50:08,115 --> 00:50:11,074
To Homo Habilis Girl,
an original.

796
00:50:22,346 --> 00:50:24,479
I'm not saying I will
have sex with him.

797
00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:27,134
I'm just saying if I did,

798
00:50:27,221 --> 00:50:29,614
I think he'd really
like it, because--

799
00:50:29,701 --> 00:50:30,963
Okay, this is gonna
sound kind of bad,

800
00:50:31,051 --> 00:50:35,272
but I think he may not be
all that experienced.

801
00:50:35,359 --> 00:50:36,665
<i> Dude, you're drunk.</i>

802
00:50:36,752 --> 00:50:38,362
Okay, I'm not drunk.

803
00:50:38,449 --> 00:50:40,147
I've had two beers.

804
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:42,975
Three, max.

805
00:50:43,063 --> 00:50:44,281
<i>Wait, he's a terrible kisser.</i>

806
00:50:44,368 --> 00:50:45,978
<i>Why are we even having
this conversation?</i>

807
00:50:46,066 --> 00:50:48,677
Because, okay,

808
00:50:48,764 --> 00:50:50,592
maybe the sex
will be like the kiss,

809
00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:53,029
you know, clumsy and sort of...

810
00:50:55,945 --> 00:50:57,120
Mauling.

811
00:50:57,207 --> 00:50:59,079
<i>You can hear yourself
now, right?</i>

812
00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:02,778
But on the other hand,
I think he'd be...

813
00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:06,825
Oh, someone's happy.

814
00:51:08,349 --> 00:51:09,480
Grateful.

815
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,786
<i>Margot.</i>

816
00:51:10,873 --> 00:51:12,701
I know that sounds
really bad, but...

817
00:51:14,964 --> 00:51:18,359
I... Yeah, I-I think
he would like it.

818
00:51:19,882 --> 00:51:21,231
<i>Listen to me.</i>

819
00:51:21,318 --> 00:51:23,799
<i>Call Lyft now.</i>

820
00:51:25,931 --> 00:51:26,976
Yeah.

821
00:51:27,063 --> 00:51:29,457
Maybe I should just go.

822
00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:30,893
<i>Yes, thank you.</i>

823
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,242
<i>That is your smart
brain talking.</i>

824
00:51:32,329 --> 00:51:34,331
<i>Just take a deep breath,
go back out there,</i>

825
00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:35,811
<i>and call it a night.</i>

826
00:51:37,073 --> 00:51:38,292
Okay.

827
00:51:38,379 --> 00:51:39,597
Bye.

828
00:51:51,783 --> 00:51:54,308
♪ And the emptiness ♪

829
00:51:54,395 --> 00:51:57,093
♪ And the hopelessness

830
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:59,791
♪ Are fine

831
00:51:59,878 --> 00:52:03,360
♪ Because sometimes...

832
00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:05,188
Hey.

833
00:52:05,275 --> 00:52:06,668
Want to get out of here?

834
00:52:07,408 --> 00:52:09,366
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

835
00:52:09,453 --> 00:52:12,848
♪ You were mine ♪

836
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,572
♪ I wouldn't know

837
00:52:42,965 --> 00:52:45,620
♪ Where to start

838
00:52:45,707 --> 00:52:51,147
♪ If you ever were to ask me

839
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:54,890
♪ If I ever came to see

840
00:52:55,499 --> 00:52:57,806
♪ So is this why

841
00:52:59,024 --> 00:53:02,811
♪ You're proposing to me

842
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:04,595
Don't--

843
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:07,598
♪ The front seat to young Peru

844
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,644
♪ To sit in fear...

845
00:53:12,168 --> 00:53:14,431
Well, here it is, my house.

846
00:53:15,911 --> 00:53:17,608
It's great.

847
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,828
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

848
00:53:19,915 --> 00:53:21,438
Uh, just give me one sec.

849
00:53:21,525 --> 00:53:22,961
♪ You notice

850
00:53:23,048 --> 00:53:24,049
It's cute.

851
00:53:24,136 --> 00:53:27,270
♪ If only you dare

852
00:53:27,357 --> 00:53:31,535
♪ I've got to stop
this obsession ♪

853
00:53:31,622 --> 00:53:33,972
♪ I've got to stay... ♪

854
00:53:34,059 --> 00:53:36,540
I've never dated
a guy with a house,

855
00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:37,846
not dated.

856
00:53:39,978 --> 00:53:44,722
Uh, you know, someone with whom
I'm going on a date.

857
00:53:48,073 --> 00:53:49,684
Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

858
00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:53,427
Uh, you sure do
like Harrison Ford.

859
00:53:53,514 --> 00:53:55,429
Well, yeah.

860
00:53:55,516 --> 00:53:57,082
If you're old-school,
Harrison Ford

861
00:53:57,169 --> 00:53:59,041
is the perfect degree of cool.

862
00:53:59,955 --> 00:54:01,652
As opposed to?

863
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:04,438
Have you even seen
an Indiana Jones movie?

864
00:54:04,525 --> 00:54:07,005
- Yeah.
- No, you haven't.

865
00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:13,577
What... Name an Indiana Jones
movie right now.

866
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:16,450
Um...

867
00:54:16,537 --> 00:54:18,365
Three, two, one--

868
00:54:18,452 --> 00:54:19,888
"Shrine of Doom."

869
00:54:19,975 --> 00:54:21,281
Shrine? Wow.

870
00:54:21,368 --> 00:54:23,848
- I--
- That's ridiculous.

871
00:54:25,023 --> 00:54:28,766
All right, you...
you got a lot to learn, kiddo.

872
00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:31,029
I'm gonna grab us,
uh, a beverage.

873
00:54:32,509 --> 00:54:33,728
Where are your cats?

874
00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:35,207
It's "Temple."

875
00:55:12,244 --> 00:55:13,289
Okay.

876
00:55:18,468 --> 00:55:19,991
Stay a while.

877
00:55:49,281 --> 00:55:50,370
Mm.

878
00:56:03,774 --> 00:56:06,168
Oh, my God, you're so sexy.

879
00:56:08,388 --> 00:56:10,041
Want to go to the bedroom?

880
00:56:20,182 --> 00:56:21,488
Yeah.

881
00:56:21,575 --> 00:56:22,706
Yeah.

882
00:56:50,995 --> 00:56:52,040
Hey.

883
00:56:52,954 --> 00:56:55,043
Do we want to do this?

884
00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:57,219
We did, before.

885
00:56:57,306 --> 00:56:58,916
So tell him
we've changed our mind.

886
00:56:59,003 --> 00:57:00,222
It was our idea to come here.

887
00:57:00,309 --> 00:57:01,876
We made a mistake.

888
00:57:01,963 --> 00:57:03,138
We can still fix it.

889
00:57:03,225 --> 00:57:06,097
And what will we say
that won't be...

890
00:57:06,184 --> 00:57:09,971
messy and hurtful and awful?

891
00:57:10,058 --> 00:57:12,016
We tell him the truth.

892
00:57:12,103 --> 00:57:13,757
We should be allowed to do that.

893
00:57:13,844 --> 00:57:16,325
It's just easier
to get it over with.

894
00:57:17,587 --> 00:57:20,764
♪ Painful to me,
pierce right through me ♪

895
00:57:23,332 --> 00:57:25,247
♪ Oh, my little girl

896
00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:27,205
♪ All I ever wanted

897
00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:28,903
♪ All I ever needed

898
00:57:28,990 --> 00:57:32,733
♪ Is here in my arms

899
00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:33,995
Sorry.

900
00:57:34,082 --> 00:57:37,868
♪ Words are very
unnecessary... ♪

901
00:57:46,616 --> 00:57:49,358
Look, he was sweet
when he kissed our forehead.

902
00:57:49,445 --> 00:57:50,664
So?

903
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:52,840
So let's think of that.

904
00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:54,232
There.

905
00:57:54,319 --> 00:57:56,147
Wait. I got it.

906
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:01,239
Is it all right
if I take this off?

907
00:58:02,589 --> 00:58:05,069
Okay. Okay.

908
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:15,776
Yeah.

909
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:17,255
You do it.

910
00:58:17,778 --> 00:58:20,302
Oh, shit.

911
00:58:20,389 --> 00:58:21,390
Oh, my God.

912
00:58:21,477 --> 00:58:23,435
See? He's grateful.

913
00:58:23,523 --> 00:58:25,394
And that's the part
of this that's,

914
00:58:25,481 --> 00:58:28,049
you know, good.

915
00:58:28,136 --> 00:58:30,051
I'm sorry, which part
of this is good?

916
00:58:30,138 --> 00:58:31,487
Like, how much he wants us.

917
00:58:33,228 --> 00:58:35,099
How he's looking at us.

918
00:58:35,186 --> 00:58:36,492
You know, he...

919
00:58:38,189 --> 00:58:42,106
He's clearly overwhelmed
by how young

920
00:58:42,193 --> 00:58:44,108
and pretty we are,

921
00:58:44,195 --> 00:58:47,111
by our smooth skin,
our perfect breasts.

922
00:58:47,198 --> 00:58:48,417
Oh, yes.

923
00:58:48,504 --> 00:58:50,332
Yeah, I'm not saying it
in a bragging way.

924
00:58:50,419 --> 00:58:53,509
I'm just saying, you know,
look how much he wants us.

925
00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,772
He's probably never
wanted a girl this much

926
00:58:55,859 --> 00:58:56,904
in his whole life.

927
00:58:59,123 --> 00:59:01,735
Although that noise
is getting really annoying.

928
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,433
Do you think we can
ask him to stop?

929
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,783
Oh, so now you're ready
to be honest?

930
00:59:08,176 --> 00:59:09,394
Wait, could I--

931
00:59:09,481 --> 00:59:11,005
Can you turn over?

932
00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:15,009
Okay.

933
00:59:17,141 --> 00:59:18,403
I'm taking these off.

934
00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:22,843
♪ Is here in my arms

935
00:59:25,367 --> 00:59:27,412
Okay. Oh, fuck.

936
00:59:27,499 --> 00:59:28,631
Okay.

937
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:40,512
What?

938
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,427
Did I hurt you?

939
00:59:42,514 --> 00:59:44,212
It's too strong?

940
00:59:44,299 --> 00:59:45,735
- A little.
- Yeah.

941
00:59:47,998 --> 00:59:49,260
Wait.

942
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,702
I'm sorry, have...
Have you ever... done this?

943
00:59:55,789 --> 00:59:57,051
Done what?

944
00:59:59,836 --> 01:00:02,186
Have you ever
done this before?

945
01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:12,980
I'm sorry, can you imagine
if this was our first time?

946
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,459
Like...

947
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,856
I didn't... I didn't know.
That's why I asked.

948
01:00:19,943 --> 01:00:23,164
No, no, it...
it was nice of you to ask.

949
01:00:24,905 --> 01:00:26,558
I have had sex, though.

950
01:00:28,473 --> 01:00:31,476
But I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have laughed.

951
01:00:31,563 --> 01:00:34,131
No, you don't
have to apologize.

952
01:00:35,393 --> 01:00:37,744
I guess I'm just
nervous or something.

953
01:00:37,831 --> 01:00:40,921
♪ Anyone but you

954
01:00:41,008 --> 01:00:42,400
You're nervous?

955
01:00:44,664 --> 01:00:47,362
You don't have to be nervous.

956
01:00:47,449 --> 01:00:49,930
♪ Are the stars... ♪

957
01:00:50,017 --> 01:00:52,715
Just take it slow.

958
01:00:54,021 --> 01:00:56,197
Oh, God, anything but slow.

959
01:00:56,284 --> 01:00:58,678
Dude, you just told him
you were nervous.

960
01:00:58,765 --> 01:01:00,418
How did you think
he was gonna respond?

961
01:01:01,463 --> 01:01:02,986
God, I don't know what--

962
01:01:03,073 --> 01:01:04,118
Yeah.

963
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:08,513
Oh, he...
Okay, he's not giving up.

964
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,689
Yeah. Mm.

965
01:01:09,776 --> 01:01:11,429
Like, definitely not giving up.

966
01:01:12,213 --> 01:01:13,649
Mm.

967
01:01:13,736 --> 01:01:16,173
Oh, shit, that's so good.

968
01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:17,914
Okay. Lay back.

969
01:01:21,048 --> 01:01:23,180
Oh, God,
now he's getting a condom.

970
01:01:23,267 --> 01:01:25,052
- Fuck, where is it?
- Mom will be happy.

971
01:01:25,139 --> 01:01:27,010
I don't want to think
about Mom right now.

972
01:01:27,097 --> 01:01:29,491
Yeah, because you know
you shouldn't be doing this.

973
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,189
It's not what you want.

974
01:01:32,276 --> 01:01:35,323
Say, "I have changed my mind."

975
01:01:35,410 --> 01:01:37,107
I want
to fuck you so bad.

976
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,805
You want to fuck me?

977
01:01:38,892 --> 01:01:40,284
Mm-hmm.

978
01:01:43,418 --> 01:01:44,985
Oh, shit.

979
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:47,944
Oh. Oh.

980
01:01:48,031 --> 01:01:49,380
Oh, you like that?

981
01:01:49,467 --> 01:01:51,556
You like that, College Girl?

982
01:01:55,386 --> 01:01:57,954
I always wanted to fuck
a girl with nice tits.

983
01:02:00,609 --> 01:02:04,178
Oh, my God, how much porn
does this guy watch?

984
01:02:04,265 --> 01:02:05,875
Say it.

985
01:02:08,138 --> 01:02:10,010
Turn over.

986
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,102
- Ow!

987
01:02:16,451 --> 01:02:17,931
Jesus.
- Sorry. Sorry.

988
01:02:18,018 --> 01:02:19,541
- It's fine. It's fine.
- Sorry.

989
01:02:19,628 --> 01:02:20,760
Okay.

990
01:02:21,935 --> 01:02:24,676
Oh, yeah, you make my dick
so fucking hard.

991
01:02:24,764 --> 01:02:25,982
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah!

992
01:02:26,069 --> 01:02:27,375
You see the bind we're in.

993
01:02:27,462 --> 01:02:28,898
My dick's so hard.

994
01:02:28,985 --> 01:02:32,467
We're in a strange house
with a guy we don't know.

995
01:02:32,554 --> 01:02:34,295
There's no one
within hearing distance.

996
01:02:34,382 --> 01:02:36,732
I mean, who knows what he could
do if I really piss him off?

997
01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,386
If you think this guy
could hurt you,

998
01:02:38,473 --> 01:02:39,953
then why are you here?

999
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:46,786
Come here.

1000
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,093
I mean, is this supposed
to be for your benefit?

1001
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:51,878
Oh, God, shut the fuck up.

1002
01:02:53,357 --> 01:02:54,706
Okay. There we go.

1003
01:02:54,794 --> 01:02:55,882
There we go.

1004
01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:58,188
Oh, yeah.
- Stars.

1005
01:02:59,668 --> 01:03:00,756
That's nice.

1006
01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:03,106
Yeah. Yeah.

1007
01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:05,065
Yeah.

1008
01:03:09,373 --> 01:03:11,941
Just tilt. Tilt. Yeah.

1009
01:03:12,028 --> 01:03:13,595
How's that? There we go.

1010
01:03:13,682 --> 01:03:15,684
That a girl. That's it.

1011
01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:23,083
No, I know.

1012
01:03:23,170 --> 01:03:24,475
It's pretty bad.

1013
01:03:24,562 --> 01:03:25,781
Yeah.

1014
01:03:25,868 --> 01:03:27,217
You're right.

1015
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:28,566
This needs to be over.

1016
01:03:29,785 --> 01:03:31,178
Oh, yeah!

1017
01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:33,136
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, yeah!

1018
01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:34,703
Uh!
- You want me to come?

1019
01:03:34,790 --> 01:03:36,661
Yeah, so fucking bad,
come on, come for me.

1020
01:03:36,748 --> 01:03:37,924
- I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
- Mm.

1021
01:03:38,011 --> 01:03:39,621
Oh, yeah? Ah!

1022
01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:41,144
Ah, I'm gonna come too.

1023
01:03:43,581 --> 01:03:46,019
Oh, shit. Oh.

1024
01:03:46,106 --> 01:03:48,673
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1025
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,111
Oh. Oh.

1026
01:03:53,548 --> 01:03:55,419
Oh, good girl.

1027
01:04:01,077 --> 01:04:03,166
Oh, my God.

1028
01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:04,951
Fuck.

1029
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:13,829
Wow.

1030
01:04:16,049 --> 01:04:19,269
This is the worst
life decision I've ever made.

1031
01:04:20,662 --> 01:04:22,055
Well, what do you
want to do now?

1032
01:04:22,142 --> 01:04:23,795
Want to watch a movie?

1033
01:04:25,145 --> 01:04:27,495
I must have something
with subtitles.

1034
01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:31,629
Actually, I think I have
a bootleg "Working Girl"

1035
01:04:31,716 --> 01:04:33,544
from Belgium with English--

1036
01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:45,687
Sorry.

1037
01:04:45,774 --> 01:04:46,949
It's okay.

1038
01:04:59,483 --> 01:05:00,920
How old are you?

1039
01:05:06,621 --> 01:05:07,927
33.

1040
01:05:10,059 --> 01:05:11,278
33?

1041
01:05:12,714 --> 01:05:14,150
Yeah, is that...
is that a problem?

1042
01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:16,979
No, it's not a problem.

1043
01:05:18,328 --> 01:05:20,852
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1044
01:05:22,811 --> 01:05:24,117
Okay.

1045
01:05:24,204 --> 01:05:26,946
I mean, I was gonna--
I was gonna tell you,

1046
01:05:27,033 --> 01:05:29,600
but I wasn't sure
how you'd take it.

1047
01:05:33,953 --> 01:05:35,345
Okay.

1048
01:05:45,312 --> 01:05:48,184
To tell you the truth,

1049
01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:50,404
I was actually really worried
when you went home...

1050
01:05:52,667 --> 01:05:54,190
You know, for break...

1051
01:05:56,149 --> 01:05:57,498
Because...

1052
01:05:59,326 --> 01:06:00,849
I kind of thought
that we were together--

1053
01:06:00,936 --> 01:06:02,416
I mean, I know it
was mostly text,

1054
01:06:02,503 --> 01:06:07,247
but I thought that we were
starting something, and then,

1055
01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:10,380
well, I guessed that you were
committed to me

1056
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,253
or not commit-- But, like,
a little committed to me.

1057
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:14,950
And so...

1058
01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:18,301
you went home,
and then this weird loop

1059
01:06:18,388 --> 01:06:19,999
kept playing in my head
that was like,

1060
01:06:20,086 --> 01:06:22,131
a girl as pretty as Margot,

1061
01:06:22,218 --> 01:06:24,568
she definitely went out
with some stud boyfriend

1062
01:06:24,655 --> 01:06:26,614
in high school,
and I kept thinking,

1063
01:06:26,701 --> 01:06:28,746
she's definitely gonna
hook up with this guy,

1064
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,097
despite what's happening
between us,

1065
01:06:31,184 --> 01:06:33,795
and then you sent that--

1066
01:06:33,882 --> 01:06:37,016
that photo of your breasts,

1067
01:06:37,103 --> 01:06:38,756
and then you said
it was a mistake,

1068
01:06:38,843 --> 01:06:41,237
and I thought,

1069
01:06:41,324 --> 01:06:43,805
that's definitely for that
fucking total douche boyfriend,

1070
01:06:43,892 --> 01:06:46,242
and, you know,
you're probably considering

1071
01:06:46,329 --> 01:06:48,897
fucking him if you weren't
already fucking him.

1072
01:06:50,986 --> 01:06:53,728
And now I know that was...

1073
01:06:53,815 --> 01:06:56,513
obviously wrong, and I should've
just trusted you.

1074
01:07:00,909 --> 01:07:04,130
My former boyfriend
is asexual now,

1075
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,656
as in doesn't want to have sex
with anyone ever again.

1076
01:07:10,005 --> 01:07:12,268
- Well, that's--

1077
01:07:14,314 --> 01:07:16,055
that's good to know, because I--

1078
01:07:16,142 --> 01:07:17,926
I think we're really
good together.

1079
01:07:19,797 --> 01:07:21,495
I mean, I had a good
time tonight.

1080
01:07:23,236 --> 01:07:24,454
Didn't you?

1081
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,934
Yeah, I did.

1082
01:07:26,021 --> 01:07:28,415
- Yeah.
- Um, but I should...

1083
01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:30,330
probably go now.

1084
01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:32,636
N-no.

1085
01:07:34,247 --> 01:07:36,684
No, you got to stay over.
- I can't.

1086
01:07:36,771 --> 01:07:38,381
No, I'll make you scrambled
eggs in the morning.

1087
01:07:38,468 --> 01:07:41,993
Thank you, but, um,
my roommate will be worried.

1088
01:07:42,081 --> 01:07:43,473
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1089
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,520
Right. Got to get
back to that dorm.

1090
01:07:46,607 --> 01:07:48,870
Yep, 'cause that's...
that's where I live.

1091
01:07:59,185 --> 01:08:00,664
Why don't you like me?

1092
01:08:03,363 --> 01:08:04,973
Why don't you like me?

1093
01:08:07,323 --> 01:08:08,890
Why don't you like me?

1094
01:08:11,110 --> 01:08:13,112
Answer me!
Why don't you like me?

1095
01:08:13,199 --> 01:08:15,549
Why don't you like me? Why?!

1096
01:08:21,729 --> 01:08:22,904
Here I am.

1097
01:08:25,428 --> 01:08:26,995
Hey.

1098
01:08:31,869 --> 01:08:33,828
Glad we got to go on our date.

1099
01:08:34,785 --> 01:08:36,352
Guess that was our date.

1100
01:08:37,571 --> 01:08:38,833
Okay.

1101
01:09:00,376 --> 01:09:02,030
Oh, God.

1102
01:10:14,537 --> 01:10:17,714
So... how was it?

1103
01:10:17,801 --> 01:10:19,281
Great, if you like a guy

1104
01:10:19,368 --> 01:10:21,762
that spends ten hours
a day on YouPorn.

1105
01:10:21,849 --> 01:10:24,547
So what was his go-to move,
the reverse squatting cowgirl?

1106
01:10:24,634 --> 01:10:25,853
Don't make me relive it.

1107
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:27,681
Or that awful hand thing

1108
01:10:27,768 --> 01:10:29,422
where their fingers are,
like, moving so fast

1109
01:10:29,509 --> 01:10:30,814
that your vagina
starts to smoke?

1110
01:10:30,901 --> 01:10:32,468
- What is that?

1111
01:10:34,078 --> 01:10:36,255
Right now, I just have to
figure out what I'm gonna do.

1112
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:38,779
Block his number.

1113
01:10:39,519 --> 01:10:41,260
That's a little harsh,

1114
01:10:41,347 --> 01:10:44,480
and even if I did ghost him,
how long till he got the hint?

1115
01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:46,874
Maybe his messages
will keep coming forever.

1116
01:10:46,961 --> 01:10:48,441
Maybe they'll never end.

1117
01:10:49,790 --> 01:10:51,400
Were his cats at least cute?

1118
01:10:53,794 --> 01:10:55,709
I never saw them.

1119
01:10:55,796 --> 01:10:56,971
Like, never?

1120
01:10:58,146 --> 01:11:00,366
Uh-oh. That's...

1121
01:11:00,453 --> 01:11:02,019
That's not good.

1122
01:11:02,106 --> 01:11:03,847
It is weird, isn't it?

1123
01:11:05,153 --> 01:11:07,024
Why would he lie
about having cats?

1124
01:11:07,111 --> 01:11:10,767
Because liking cats makes
a guy seem nonthreatening,

1125
01:11:10,854 --> 01:11:13,117
harmless, sensitive, even.

1126
01:11:13,204 --> 01:11:15,598
He lied because that's how
he wants you to think he is.

1127
01:11:17,818 --> 01:11:19,080
Think about it.

1128
01:11:19,167 --> 01:11:20,560
He's hiding something.

1129
01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:33,573
So fucking not.

1130
01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:02,732
One of us has to die.

1131
01:12:27,453 --> 01:12:29,716
Hey, Robert, my workload has
become really overwhelming

1132
01:12:29,803 --> 01:12:31,370
since I added
Pre-Columbian Histories

1133
01:12:31,457 --> 01:12:32,893
to my already packed schedule,

1134
01:12:32,980 --> 01:12:35,156
so I really need to focus
on my studies right now.

1135
01:12:35,243 --> 01:12:37,288
It's actually quite serious,
because my parents

1136
01:12:37,376 --> 01:12:38,942
have threatened
to "turn off the tap,"

1137
01:12:39,029 --> 01:12:40,814
their words, unless I
keep up an A average.

1138
01:12:40,901 --> 01:12:43,425
Wait, I'm sorry,
have you had a stroke?

1139
01:12:43,512 --> 01:12:44,600
I know.

1140
01:12:44,687 --> 01:12:46,167
It's... it's too long.
I need to cut it.

1141
01:12:46,254 --> 01:12:48,430
Uh, yeah, you need to put us
all out of our misery

1142
01:12:48,517 --> 01:12:50,563
and just say,
"I'm not interested."

1143
01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:52,521
I can't say that, Taylor.

1144
01:12:52,608 --> 01:12:55,045
We had sex.
I have to say more.

1145
01:12:55,132 --> 01:12:58,005
- No, you don't.
- I do.

1146
01:12:58,092 --> 01:12:59,746
He's a nice guy,

1147
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,487
sort of.

1148
01:13:01,574 --> 01:13:02,966
And what did he really
do that's so wrong

1149
01:13:03,053 --> 01:13:04,620
except be bad in bed

1150
01:13:04,707 --> 01:13:06,535
and maybe lie about having cats?

1151
01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:09,103
In a way, I kind of miss him.

1152
01:13:09,190 --> 01:13:11,018
Okay, my head
is gonna explode.

1153
01:13:11,105 --> 01:13:13,847
Not the real Robert, obviously,

1154
01:13:13,934 --> 01:13:16,110
but the guy I was texting
with when we first met.

1155
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:17,981
I really liked that guy.

1156
01:13:18,068 --> 01:13:20,723
Yeah, it's easy to like
a text chain. It's not real.

1157
01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:22,638
Hey, I never opened
the video he sent me.

1158
01:13:22,725 --> 01:13:24,597
Great, now's your chance
to delete it.

1159
01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:29,645
<i>You're trembling.</i>

1160
01:13:29,732 --> 01:13:31,081
<i>I'm not trembling.</i>

1161
01:13:32,126 --> 01:13:33,693
It's sort of sweet.

1162
01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:35,477
It was the first movie
we saw together.

1163
01:13:35,564 --> 01:13:37,218
It's the only movie
you saw together.

1164
01:13:37,305 --> 01:13:38,828
He was really into this scene.

1165
01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:40,787
<i>I happen to like nice men.</i>

1166
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,353
Leia's rocking
that mono-braid,

1167
01:13:42,441 --> 01:13:43,877
but my favorite
was always the side buns.

1168
01:13:43,964 --> 01:13:45,618
That's exactly what I said,

1169
01:13:45,705 --> 01:13:47,794
not that Robert
was remotely interested.

1170
01:13:49,665 --> 01:13:51,145
Oh, wait, there's more.

1171
01:13:51,232 --> 01:13:54,061
Wow. It's a montage.

1172
01:13:54,714 --> 01:13:56,890
- "Blade Runner"?
- Yeah, classic scene.

1173
01:13:56,977 --> 01:13:58,500
Rachael tries to run,
Deckard throws her

1174
01:13:58,587 --> 01:14:01,024
against the blinds,
forces her to say, "Kiss me,"

1175
01:14:01,111 --> 01:14:02,635
and then shoves
his mouth on hers,

1176
01:14:02,722 --> 01:14:05,159
and then she falls in love.

1177
01:14:05,246 --> 01:14:06,465
Jesus.

1178
01:14:08,336 --> 01:14:10,469
"Last Crusade,"
Indiana berates Elsa,

1179
01:14:10,556 --> 01:14:12,209
forces himself on her,
and then she says,

1180
01:14:12,296 --> 01:14:13,384
"How dare you kiss me?"

1181
01:14:13,472 --> 01:14:15,952
And then, of course,
she kisses him.

1182
01:14:17,998 --> 01:14:20,653
I guess this is just
Robert's idea of romance.

1183
01:14:27,137 --> 01:14:28,399
Taylor!

1184
01:14:28,487 --> 01:14:29,444
No. Taylor!

1185
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,013
No, come on, Taylor,
this isn't funny!

1186
01:14:34,144 --> 01:14:36,190
Taylor, I'm so serious
right now.

1187
01:14:36,277 --> 01:14:39,367
I'm really, really, really,
really, really serious, Taylor!

1188
01:14:43,197 --> 01:14:44,546
You're welcome.

1189
01:14:47,897 --> 01:14:49,333
Oh, my God.

1190
01:14:52,119 --> 01:14:53,729
He's gonna read that.

1191
01:14:53,816 --> 01:14:55,339
It won't kill him.

1192
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,350
You okay? What do you need?

1193
01:15:06,437 --> 01:15:07,482
I think I have a vape.

1194
01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:09,136
What are you doing?
We don't vape.

1195
01:15:10,093 --> 01:15:11,660
You're right, we don't.

1196
01:15:15,229 --> 01:15:16,535
You're sure you're okay?

1197
01:15:17,536 --> 01:15:18,841
Yeah, I'm fine.

1198
01:15:24,891 --> 01:15:26,588
Oh, my God.

1199
01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:30,505
You did this. You read it.

1200
01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:31,724
Okay.

1201
01:15:33,813 --> 01:15:35,292
Uh, okay.

1202
01:15:38,644 --> 01:15:39,819
"Okay, Margot.

1203
01:15:39,906 --> 01:15:42,473
I'm sorry you don't want
to see me anymore.

1204
01:15:42,561 --> 01:15:44,084
I hope I didn't do
anything to upset you.

1205
01:15:44,171 --> 01:15:45,564
You're a sweet girl,

1206
01:15:45,651 --> 01:15:47,566
and I really did enjoy
the time we spent together.

1207
01:15:47,653 --> 01:15:49,480
Let me know if you
change your mind."

1208
01:15:51,352 --> 01:15:52,483
That's it.

1209
01:15:53,441 --> 01:15:55,225
Margot, it's over.

1210
01:15:57,924 --> 01:15:59,708
Oh, my God, thank God.

1211
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:01,797
You handled this well.

1212
01:16:02,537 --> 01:16:03,886
You're a good girl.

1213
01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:05,845
I'm sorry. Nope, sorry.

1214
01:16:05,932 --> 01:16:07,455
It's too soon. You're right.

1215
01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:13,983
Happy birthday
to you! Hey!

1216
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,899
Happy birthday to you! Hey!

1217
01:16:16,986 --> 01:16:21,469
Happy birthday, dear Beth.

1218
01:16:21,556 --> 01:16:27,562
Happy birthday
to you.

1219
01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:29,346
I miss my bedroom.

1220
01:16:29,433 --> 01:16:30,957
- This is fun.
- Is it?

1221
01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:33,612
And look, there's no costumes
or mime makeup this year.

1222
01:16:34,134 --> 01:16:35,526
I could be a mime.

1223
01:16:35,614 --> 01:16:37,659
I'm trapped at a party.

1224
01:16:37,746 --> 01:16:39,792
Look, if you want
to go, just leave.

1225
01:16:39,879 --> 01:16:41,445
I heard that. No, no, no.

1226
01:16:41,532 --> 01:16:43,099
No one is leaving.

1227
01:16:43,186 --> 01:16:46,581
Dave's still setting up...
... the karaoke room!

1228
01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:48,844
Get ready.
- Taylor, what do you think?

1229
01:16:48,931 --> 01:16:50,803
You, me,

1230
01:16:50,890 --> 01:16:53,632
"The Confrontation"
from "Les Mis"?

1231
01:16:53,719 --> 01:16:54,894
We could sing it.

1232
01:16:54,981 --> 01:16:56,635
And you're shaking your head no.

1233
01:16:56,722 --> 01:16:58,724
- No.
- I di... Never mind.

1234
01:16:58,811 --> 01:17:01,291
Speaking of confrontations, though...

1235
01:17:01,378 --> 01:17:03,119
Taylor, why don't
you tell everybody

1236
01:17:03,206 --> 01:17:04,904
what you've been up to
with your forum thing?

1237
01:17:05,905 --> 01:17:08,255
Taylor has been weeding
out masked men

1238
01:17:08,342 --> 01:17:11,040
on her subreddit, the Vagenda.

1239
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,260
Wait, wait, wait.
What's a masked man?

1240
01:17:13,347 --> 01:17:14,914
Ugh, James Madley.

1241
01:17:15,001 --> 01:17:16,959
Wait, did I tell you
that he started

1242
01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:18,961
this new subreddit
that he's calling, wait...

1243
01:17:19,048 --> 01:17:21,877
wait for it... Man Feminist.

1244
01:17:21,964 --> 01:17:24,706
James Madley? I know him.

1245
01:17:24,793 --> 01:17:26,534
He's a super chill guy.
He's in my comp lit.

1246
01:17:26,621 --> 01:17:27,970
And he's a Lyft driver.

1247
01:17:28,057 --> 01:17:30,103
Yeah, is he the orange car
that's always parked

1248
01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:31,582
outside the North Gate?
- The North Gate.

1249
01:17:31,670 --> 01:17:34,324
Well, that's kind of cute,
actually, isn't it?

1250
01:17:34,411 --> 01:17:37,153
You know, guys talking about
feminism with other guys?

1251
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,328
- Mm.
- It's progress.

1252
01:17:38,415 --> 01:17:40,548
Is it, or is that
just blind dudes

1253
01:17:40,635 --> 01:17:42,550
leading even more blind dudes?

1254
01:17:42,637 --> 01:17:44,595
You should be a guest
moderator on his sub.

1255
01:17:45,422 --> 01:17:46,989
Yeah, and then they'd at least

1256
01:17:47,076 --> 01:17:49,209
have one female voice in there.

1257
01:17:49,296 --> 01:17:50,427
- Yeah.
- Progress.

1258
01:17:50,514 --> 01:17:51,951
Yeah, no, that's a great idea.

1259
01:17:52,038 --> 01:17:54,475
Let's just reward him for lying.

1260
01:17:54,562 --> 01:17:56,042
Really good idea, guys.

1261
01:17:58,566 --> 01:17:59,698
What?
- Okay, well,

1262
01:17:59,785 --> 01:18:00,916
if it's gonna be a mud fight,

1263
01:18:01,003 --> 01:18:02,309
I'm gonna need more booze.
- Yes, please.

1264
01:18:02,396 --> 01:18:03,614
- I'll come.
- You want one?

1265
01:18:03,702 --> 01:18:05,051
Yes, please. Yep.
Double shot. Thank you!

1266
01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:06,443
Yes, happy birthday.

1267
01:18:18,281 --> 01:18:19,369
The bar's that way.

1268
01:18:19,456 --> 01:18:21,154
It's him.

1269
01:18:21,241 --> 01:18:23,634
What? It's who?
Oh, my God, he really is old.

1270
01:18:23,722 --> 01:18:25,332
- No, don't look!
- Who? Him?

1271
01:18:25,419 --> 01:18:26,507
- Where?
- Don't look.

1272
01:18:26,594 --> 01:18:27,769
Oh, it's the guy at the theater.

1273
01:18:27,856 --> 01:18:28,814
Yeah, yeah, I told you about

1274
01:18:28,901 --> 01:18:29,858
that whole debacle, remember?

1275
01:18:29,945 --> 01:18:31,512
- Right.
- I don't know if he saw me.

1276
01:18:31,599 --> 01:18:34,776
Yeah, guy who said he had
cats and didn't have cats...

1277
01:18:34,863 --> 01:18:36,082
- Yeah.
- In the end.

1278
01:18:36,169 --> 01:18:37,779
- Look, I'm just gonna go.
- No, we'll all...

1279
01:18:37,866 --> 01:18:39,302
We're all gonna go, come on.

1280
01:18:39,389 --> 01:18:41,957
Come on, guys. Get up. Yes.
Come on, let's surround her.

1281
01:18:42,044 --> 01:18:43,524
Everyone just be subtle
and normal.

1282
01:18:43,611 --> 01:18:44,960
What?

1283
01:18:51,662 --> 01:18:53,186
Which one is he?

1284
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:16,122
He saw me.

1285
01:19:21,649 --> 01:19:23,956
Ugh, this is just him
pissing on a lamppost.

1286
01:19:24,043 --> 01:19:25,392
Ignore it.

1287
01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:33,400
This is so bad.

1288
01:19:33,487 --> 01:19:35,706
Margot, this is not
your fault.

1289
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:44,895
♪ It's Britney, bitch

1290
01:22:50,379 --> 01:22:51,685
♪ I see you

1291
01:22:53,643 --> 01:22:55,297
♪ And I just want
to dance with you ♪

1292
01:23:04,524 --> 01:23:08,832
♪ Every time they turn
the lights down ♪

1293
01:23:08,919 --> 01:23:12,706
♪ Just want to go that
extra mile for you ♪

1294
01:23:12,793 --> 01:23:16,884
♪ Your public display
of affection ♪

1295
01:23:17,972 --> 01:23:19,669
♪ And the unstoppable Danga

1296
01:23:21,193 --> 01:23:23,630
♪ Ah, you gonna have
to remove me ♪

1297
01:23:23,717 --> 01:23:25,066
♪ 'Cause I ain't going nowhere

1298
01:23:25,153 --> 01:23:27,286
♪ Mo-mo-mo-mo more ♪

1299
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,772
Shit.

1300
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,884
And this was last night
after he sent the text

1301
01:24:00,971 --> 01:24:02,234
where he called you a whore?

1302
01:24:02,321 --> 01:24:03,626
Yeah, the text was last night,

1303
01:24:03,713 --> 01:24:05,324
and then tonight he harassed me

1304
01:24:05,411 --> 01:24:07,543
when he waited for me outside.

1305
01:24:07,630 --> 01:24:09,328
He waited?
I thought he drove off.

1306
01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:12,766
After standing there
for ten minutes.

1307
01:24:12,853 --> 01:24:14,289
Did he approach you?

1308
01:24:14,376 --> 01:24:16,944
Not physically,
but he could see me.

1309
01:24:18,859 --> 01:24:21,253
Actually, I'm not sure if he
could see me through the doors,

1310
01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:24,125
but he knows my hours, so...

1311
01:24:28,260 --> 01:24:30,262
You're gonna say he didn't
break the law.

1312
01:24:30,349 --> 01:24:32,568
- He didn't break the law.
- Okay,

1313
01:24:32,655 --> 01:24:34,222
but I also don't want to be
the next episode

1314
01:24:34,309 --> 01:24:35,615
of "Homicide Hunter."

1315
01:24:36,137 --> 01:24:38,879
"Harassing predator
singles out young woman,

1316
01:24:38,966 --> 01:24:41,534
pursues her,
cops ignore her complaints,

1317
01:24:41,621 --> 01:24:44,667
until she's found in a trash bin
behind the local Kroger's."

1318
01:24:45,929 --> 01:24:48,671
Or the story goes,

1319
01:24:48,758 --> 01:24:51,239
"Average Joe likes young pussy,

1320
01:24:51,326 --> 01:24:54,024
gets frustrated when she doesn't
like him back,

1321
01:24:54,112 --> 01:24:56,549
drinks too much,
calls her a bad name,

1322
01:24:56,636 --> 01:25:00,292
drives to her work to try
to plead his case, chickens out,

1323
01:25:00,379 --> 01:25:04,383
then figures next time,
he'll pick a less hot girl."

1324
01:25:05,210 --> 01:25:08,038
But if Robert actually
does do something

1325
01:25:08,126 --> 01:25:10,780
to break the law
and you can prove it,

1326
01:25:10,867 --> 01:25:12,260
come find me.

1327
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,263
Stop watching "Homicide Hunter."

1328
01:26:20,502 --> 01:26:23,505
Well, can't say
I'm surprised to find

1329
01:26:23,592 --> 01:26:25,290
two lovely ladies
like yourselves

1330
01:26:25,377 --> 01:26:26,465
in here looking for protection.

1331
01:26:26,552 --> 01:26:29,250
Oh, my God, Kelvin?

1332
01:26:29,337 --> 01:26:30,817
You need to shut
that shit down right now.

1333
01:26:30,904 --> 01:26:32,688
Yeah, I'm in no mood
to be hit on

1334
01:26:32,775 --> 01:26:34,386
while my life
might be in danger.

1335
01:26:34,473 --> 01:26:35,648
I'm sorry.

1336
01:26:35,735 --> 01:26:37,302
Don't apologize.

1337
01:26:37,780 --> 01:26:38,912
Uh, okay.

1338
01:26:38,999 --> 01:26:42,220
Um, how can I help you?

1339
01:26:42,785 --> 01:26:44,700
I need to keep someone
away from me.

1340
01:26:44,787 --> 01:26:47,355
- Mm-hmm.
- And if he doesn't stay away,

1341
01:26:47,442 --> 01:26:48,835
I need to be able
to defend myself.

1342
01:26:48,922 --> 01:26:50,793
Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right.

1343
01:26:53,535 --> 01:26:54,667
How about a stun gun?

1344
01:26:54,754 --> 01:26:57,626
- And that just zaps him?
- Yeah.

1345
01:26:58,366 --> 01:27:00,760
The Vipertek VTS-989,
what we got here,

1346
01:27:00,847 --> 01:27:02,240
it's our best seller.

1347
01:27:02,327 --> 01:27:04,416
Fully rechargeable.
- Mm, no, that's not gonna work.

1348
01:27:04,503 --> 01:27:06,287
She's at 4% with her
phone on a good day.

1349
01:27:06,374 --> 01:27:08,942
All righty.
We could keep it simple, then.

1350
01:27:09,029 --> 01:27:10,944
Two words: Smith & Wesson.

1351
01:27:11,031 --> 01:27:12,815
- A gun?
- A gun, gun?

1352
01:27:12,902 --> 01:27:15,470
Kelvin, when you
go home at night,

1353
01:27:15,557 --> 01:27:17,124
what planet is that?

1354
01:27:17,211 --> 01:27:19,039
Do you realize that you're
more likely to get shot

1355
01:27:19,126 --> 01:27:22,085
if you're carrying a gun,
with your own gun?

1356
01:27:24,610 --> 01:27:28,744
Look, ladies, I just want
to help you both feel safe.

1357
01:27:28,831 --> 01:27:30,180
How can I do that?

1358
01:27:31,312 --> 01:27:33,793
I just need to know
if I'm overreacting

1359
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,361
or if there really is a guy
out there after me.

1360
01:27:39,973 --> 01:27:42,018
At least this way,
we're ready for anything.

1361
01:27:44,194 --> 01:27:46,066
God, this is so intense.

1362
01:27:46,153 --> 01:27:48,764
Are you sure a tracking device
is even legal?

1363
01:27:48,851 --> 01:27:50,200
Kelvin said it depends
on the state.

1364
01:27:50,288 --> 01:27:51,898
Oh, we're quoting Kelvin now?

1365
01:27:51,985 --> 01:27:54,292
Taylor, I have
to do something.

1366
01:27:54,379 --> 01:27:57,251
And if Robert is out there
planning to hurt me,

1367
01:27:57,338 --> 01:27:58,861
I have to be able to stop him,

1368
01:27:58,948 --> 01:28:00,994
and to stop him,
I have to know where he is

1369
01:28:01,081 --> 01:28:02,300
at all times.

1370
01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:06,434
Right, but that just means

1371
01:28:06,521 --> 01:28:09,655
that you have to get
that thing on his car.

1372
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,005
Yeah.

1373
01:28:13,006 --> 01:28:15,008
I have to get this thing
on his car soon.

1374
01:28:17,053 --> 01:28:18,403
Party!

1375
01:28:18,490 --> 01:28:19,969
- Motherfucker!
- I know. A hot dog,

1376
01:28:20,056 --> 01:28:21,144
it's horrifying.
Cecilia is having

1377
01:28:21,231 --> 01:28:22,537
a You Are What You Eat Party.

1378
01:28:22,624 --> 01:28:24,234
You gotta come.
- And we even got you costumes.

1379
01:28:24,322 --> 01:28:25,497
You almost gave us
heart attacks.

1380
01:28:25,584 --> 01:28:27,934
Which is so fucking rude.

1381
01:28:28,021 --> 01:28:30,240
You just barge in here,
taking up every inch of space

1382
01:28:30,328 --> 01:28:32,112
with your loud, entitled voices

1383
01:28:32,199 --> 01:28:34,157
and your obnoxious,
meaty costumes?

1384
01:28:34,244 --> 01:28:36,116
I was gonna be an avocado.

1385
01:28:36,203 --> 01:28:37,378
Taylor, we're fine.

1386
01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:38,858
They're just inviting
us to a party.

1387
01:28:38,945 --> 01:28:41,164
Did they ask if we wanted
to be invited to a party?

1388
01:28:41,251 --> 01:28:43,515
We are.
We... We are now.

1389
01:28:43,602 --> 01:28:45,343
Uh, we could...
Yeah, if you want to come.

1390
01:28:46,735 --> 01:28:48,998
I'm sorry, we were just
in the middle of something.

1391
01:28:49,085 --> 01:28:50,696
What? Don't apologize to them.
Why are you always

1392
01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:52,872
apologizing to dudes?
- Relax.

1393
01:28:53,568 --> 01:28:55,178
Why do you have to make
everything into some epic

1394
01:28:55,265 --> 01:28:57,572
battle in your own mind?
It's exhausting.

1395
01:28:57,659 --> 01:29:00,053
Kyle and Lucas didn't
do anything wrong.

1396
01:29:00,140 --> 01:29:02,142
Clearly, this is a bad time.

1397
01:29:02,229 --> 01:29:03,578
So we'll be in the lounge if...

1398
01:29:03,665 --> 01:29:04,971
- Sorry.
- Yeah, sorry.

1399
01:29:05,058 --> 01:29:07,277
We'll knock next time.

1400
01:29:07,365 --> 01:29:09,149
What the fuck was that?

1401
01:29:09,454 --> 01:29:10,542
What is going on?

1402
01:29:10,629 --> 01:29:12,370
Why are you always
against me recently?

1403
01:29:12,457 --> 01:29:14,372
Nobody is against you.

1404
01:29:15,285 --> 01:29:17,592
God, that's all
I'm saying, okay?

1405
01:29:17,679 --> 01:29:19,333
Good.

1406
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:21,117
Although I'm also saying
that sometimes you make it

1407
01:29:21,204 --> 01:29:22,902
really hard for me
to be for you.

1408
01:29:22,989 --> 01:29:26,384
Oh, really? Oh, well,
I'm always there for you, so...

1409
01:29:26,471 --> 01:29:28,516
- What? No, you're not.
- I am.

1410
01:29:28,603 --> 01:29:30,083
I just took you
to get weapons.

1411
01:29:30,170 --> 01:29:32,607
Okay, let's be honest
about what I really am to you.

1412
01:29:33,347 --> 01:29:35,610
A pair of ears.
A captive audience.

1413
01:29:35,697 --> 01:29:37,569
- Are you joking?
- No.

1414
01:29:37,656 --> 01:29:39,658
You're only there for me
when I agree with you.

1415
01:29:39,745 --> 01:29:43,096
Th... It's... Without me,
you're literally just, like,

1416
01:29:43,183 --> 01:29:46,665
floating around in some
YA fantasy novel.

1417
01:29:46,752 --> 01:29:49,885
Like, I ground you.
Do you understand that?

1418
01:29:49,972 --> 01:29:51,844
I'm always trying
to protect you,

1419
01:29:51,931 --> 01:29:54,586
because I understand
the real world, and you don't.

1420
01:29:54,673 --> 01:29:56,414
What, from your virtual cave?

1421
01:29:56,501 --> 01:29:58,328
Where no one has real names?

1422
01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:00,156
Where no one's a real person
because you're all too afraid

1423
01:30:00,243 --> 01:30:01,723
to actually step out?

1424
01:30:01,810 --> 01:30:03,638
Oh, right,
like how you stepped out?

1425
01:30:03,725 --> 01:30:05,727
How'd that go for you?

1426
01:30:05,814 --> 01:30:07,686
At least I tried to connect
with another human.

1427
01:30:07,773 --> 01:30:09,601
What do you ever do except hide?

1428
01:30:11,254 --> 01:30:12,604
Fuck you.

1429
01:30:12,691 --> 01:30:14,040
This is bullshit.

1430
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,260
Good luck with your
Robert problem, Margot.

1431
01:30:17,347 --> 01:30:18,653
Can't wait for that call.

1432
01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:20,089
Why would I bother calling?

1433
01:30:20,176 --> 01:30:21,874
You'll be too busy posting.

1434
01:30:26,269 --> 01:30:28,228
Fuck.

1435
01:31:54,488 --> 01:31:56,577
I don't want to talk to you,
but I left my charger

1436
01:31:56,664 --> 01:31:57,796
in your room.

1437
01:31:59,188 --> 01:32:00,450
Margot?

1438
01:32:09,634 --> 01:32:11,244
Oh, my God.

1439
01:33:04,253 --> 01:33:05,820
Hey. Hey. Who are you?

1440
01:33:07,909 --> 01:33:08,736
Hey.

1441
01:33:11,173 --> 01:33:12,305
What are you doing?

1442
01:33:13,175 --> 01:33:14,829
I know that dog.

1443
01:33:14,916 --> 01:33:16,004
Go. Go.

1444
01:33:18,790 --> 01:33:21,314
That dog was outside
my dorm weeks ago.

1445
01:33:23,533 --> 01:33:24,883
You've been following me.

1446
01:33:25,927 --> 01:33:28,060
I don't... I...
What is that?

1447
01:33:29,365 --> 01:33:31,629
What is that in your hand?

1448
01:33:33,065 --> 01:33:35,110
What is that in your hand?

1449
01:33:36,808 --> 01:33:38,026
Give it to me.

1450
01:33:52,650 --> 01:33:54,042
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1451
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:55,783
We need to go to the
Alphabet Streets immediately.

1452
01:33:55,870 --> 01:33:57,132
- Okay.
- There's this guy named Robert.

1453
01:33:57,219 --> 01:33:58,394
My friend is with him right now.

1454
01:33:58,481 --> 01:34:00,614
I-I don't know his address
or his last name,

1455
01:34:00,701 --> 01:34:02,485
but I just have a really bad
feeling about this, okay,

1456
01:34:02,572 --> 01:34:03,965
so we're just gonna
drive to the Alphabet Streets,

1457
01:34:04,052 --> 01:34:05,140
and we can start looking.

1458
01:34:05,227 --> 01:34:06,968
Okay, all right, all right, um,

1459
01:34:07,055 --> 01:34:08,187
all right, just breathe.

1460
01:34:08,274 --> 01:34:10,189
You might want to buckle up.

1461
01:34:11,581 --> 01:34:14,759
You know, my name's, uh...
my name's James, by the way.

1462
01:34:22,549 --> 01:34:23,593
Fuck.

1463
01:34:26,379 --> 01:34:28,816
What do I do? What do I do?

1464
01:34:34,692 --> 01:34:36,694
What the fuck
is the matter with you?

1465
01:34:37,869 --> 01:34:40,088
Why am I inside your house?

1466
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,265
You were trying
to put a tracker on my car,

1467
01:34:43,352 --> 01:34:45,224
because apparently,
you want to see me in jail.

1468
01:34:45,311 --> 01:34:47,748
This is insane.
I'm just gonna go.

1469
01:34:47,835 --> 01:34:50,272
You're not gonna go.
You're not going anywhere,

1470
01:34:50,359 --> 01:34:51,839
not until I have a plan,

1471
01:34:51,926 --> 01:34:54,624
until I figure out
how to fix this total,

1472
01:34:54,712 --> 01:34:57,932
god-awful,
disastrous mess you put us in.

1473
01:35:00,021 --> 01:35:01,849
Everything is ruined now.

1474
01:35:01,936 --> 01:35:03,808
If I let you out of here
looking like that,

1475
01:35:03,895 --> 01:35:06,288
you're probably gonna get your
wish, and I'm gonna go to jail,

1476
01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:08,638
no matter what I say
about what happened here.

1477
01:35:11,511 --> 01:35:13,339
Everybody believes the woman.

1478
01:35:13,426 --> 01:35:15,820
- Trust me, they don't.
- Oh, no.

1479
01:35:15,907 --> 01:35:18,518
You want to see how much
of a liar you are?

1480
01:35:20,259 --> 01:35:23,349
"I told my parents this morning
they will meet you soon,"

1481
01:35:23,436 --> 01:35:26,918
with a... an emoji face
blowing a heart kiss.

1482
01:35:27,875 --> 01:35:29,311
"Break is boring. Good news,

1483
01:35:29,398 --> 01:35:31,444
we'll be in same
zip code again soon,"

1484
01:35:31,531 --> 01:35:32,445
with two thumbs up.

1485
01:35:32,532 --> 01:35:33,838
You remember sending that?

1486
01:35:33,925 --> 01:35:35,622
"Thank you for being
so kind last night.

1487
01:35:35,709 --> 01:35:37,406
You're my new favorite person."

1488
01:35:38,668 --> 01:35:40,975
"Today you were
my first text and my last.

1489
01:35:41,062 --> 01:35:43,935
Let's make this every day,"
with three questions marks

1490
01:35:44,022 --> 01:35:46,415
and a blushing face
with little hearts.

1491
01:35:47,503 --> 01:35:51,072
I went through all the texts;
there's 156 texts

1492
01:35:51,159 --> 01:35:55,207
that say, "I'm into you,
Robert. I like you, Robert."

1493
01:35:57,992 --> 01:35:59,211
Why'd you say those things?

1494
01:35:59,298 --> 01:36:01,126
Why did you say them
if you don't mean them?

1495
01:36:01,213 --> 01:36:06,044
And why'd you let me blubber on
like some lovesick asshole

1496
01:36:06,131 --> 01:36:07,741
when you obviously loathe me?

1497
01:36:07,828 --> 01:36:10,396
- I don't loathe you.
- Stop lying!

1498
01:36:12,311 --> 01:36:13,573
What about you?

1499
01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:15,749
You were stalking me.

1500
01:36:15,836 --> 01:36:17,577
I was stalking you?

1501
01:36:18,056 --> 01:36:21,799
What, a guy can't see a pretty
girl and want to meet her?

1502
01:36:22,843 --> 01:36:25,237
Okay, yeah, I...
So I followed you,

1503
01:36:25,324 --> 01:36:27,326
but only so I could
run into you.

1504
01:36:27,413 --> 01:36:29,502
Is that... is that a bad thing?

1505
01:36:29,589 --> 01:36:31,417
I mean, is that a bad thing?

1506
01:36:31,504 --> 01:36:33,593
I-I... Am I some kind of bad guy

1507
01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:36,204
'cause I just want to--
I want to fucking meet a girl?

1508
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:38,859
I want to meet a girl in life
and not on a fucking app?

1509
01:36:38,946 --> 01:36:40,556
I don't want to meet them
through my screen?

1510
01:36:40,643 --> 01:36:42,384
Am I such a bad guy?

1511
01:36:43,864 --> 01:36:46,258
I'm sorry that
I found you attractive,

1512
01:36:46,345 --> 01:36:48,956
and maybe if you'd liked me,
like I thought you did,

1513
01:36:49,043 --> 01:36:51,480
you would've found that romantic
and not, you know,

1514
01:36:51,567 --> 01:36:53,918
not creepy, and it could've
been our story.

1515
01:36:55,658 --> 01:36:56,746
What?

1516
01:36:56,834 --> 01:36:58,487
The fucking origin story

1517
01:36:58,574 --> 01:37:00,881
that our best man
would've told at our wedding.

1518
01:37:02,752 --> 01:37:04,624
And by the way,
you had your eye on me, too,

1519
01:37:04,711 --> 01:37:06,669
at the movie theater,
didn't you?

1520
01:37:08,193 --> 01:37:09,194
Be honest!

1521
01:37:09,934 --> 01:37:11,761
Just say it! Say it! Say it!

1522
01:37:11,849 --> 01:37:13,241
Don't play games.

1523
01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:15,940
Don't play games
anymore with me.

1524
01:37:16,288 --> 01:37:18,638
You can't say shit,
you can't say a goddamn

1525
01:37:18,725 --> 01:37:20,466
truthful thing
in your fucking life.

1526
01:37:20,553 --> 01:37:22,120
Dumbass teenager.

1527
01:37:22,207 --> 01:37:25,471
You just fucking manipulated me.

1528
01:37:25,558 --> 01:37:26,820
I was honest.

1529
01:37:28,691 --> 01:37:29,997
At first.

1530
01:37:31,477 --> 01:37:32,826
But the night we spent here,

1531
01:37:32,913 --> 01:37:36,699
we just had such different experiences.

1532
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:40,094
Wh-what do you mean?

1533
01:37:40,529 --> 01:37:42,053
You had a bad time?

1534
01:37:43,402 --> 01:37:45,665
What? What... What did I do?

1535
01:37:45,752 --> 01:37:47,232
I didn't fuck you well enough?

1536
01:37:48,624 --> 01:37:50,017
You should've told me that!
Tell me!

1537
01:37:50,104 --> 01:37:51,540
Well, when you were
texting me after,

1538
01:37:51,627 --> 01:37:53,673
I was just trying
to spare your feelings.

1539
01:37:57,677 --> 01:37:59,374
Fuck.

1540
01:38:01,811 --> 01:38:03,422
I'm being way too loud.

1541
01:38:03,509 --> 01:38:04,684
I'm being way
too loud right now.

1542
01:38:04,771 --> 01:38:05,946
This is... This is not a--

1543
01:38:06,033 --> 01:38:07,078
Ugh, my eyes.

1544
01:38:07,948 --> 01:38:10,255
Oh, your eyes? Well,
that's also your fault entirely.

1545
01:38:10,342 --> 01:38:13,040
Please, can I just have
some water for my eyes?

1546
01:38:13,562 --> 01:38:15,782
You need saline solution,
not water.

1547
01:38:18,437 --> 01:38:21,440
Oh, my God, you've had
girls mace you before?

1548
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:23,746
Go on. Go on.

1549
01:38:24,573 --> 01:38:26,619
What, so this
is a regular thing?

1550
01:38:27,663 --> 01:38:29,056
I'm a nurse.

1551
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:34,235
Not that you ever
bothered to ask.

1552
01:38:34,975 --> 01:38:38,979
I don't know, maybe Ambien
mixed with Klonopin,

1553
01:38:39,371 --> 01:38:41,721
and I just dose you,
and I drop you off on campus,

1554
01:38:41,808 --> 01:38:43,984
and... and you don't
remember how you got there,

1555
01:38:44,071 --> 01:38:46,378
and it'd be as if this whole

1556
01:38:46,465 --> 01:38:48,162
hideous nightmare
never happened.

1557
01:38:49,337 --> 01:38:50,773
That's your plan?

1558
01:38:53,211 --> 01:38:54,952
That is not a good plan.

1559
01:38:55,039 --> 01:38:57,432
Well, because there
is no good plan.

1560
01:38:57,519 --> 01:38:59,217
There is no good plan.

1561
01:38:59,869 --> 01:39:02,046
If you walk out of here
looking like that,

1562
01:39:02,133 --> 01:39:04,178
it's over for me, right?

1563
01:39:04,265 --> 01:39:05,963
I cannot trust you.
- Yes, you can.

1564
01:39:06,050 --> 01:39:07,747
No, I can't!

1565
01:39:08,139 --> 01:39:09,575
Look, why don't we
make a pact?

1566
01:39:09,662 --> 01:39:11,403
- A pact?
- Yeah.

1567
01:39:13,144 --> 01:39:14,710
You let me go...

1568
01:39:17,191 --> 01:39:20,978
You let me go, I never speak
a word of this to anyone,

1569
01:39:21,282 --> 01:39:24,633
and we... we both forget
we ever knew each other.

1570
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:25,983
Ha.

1571
01:39:27,332 --> 01:39:30,813
- That could work.
- No. No. No.

1572
01:39:32,511 --> 01:39:35,601
Robert, look, if you drug me
like some super predator...

1573
01:39:35,688 --> 01:39:36,994
Oh, God.

1574
01:39:37,081 --> 01:39:39,083
...they will lock
you up for good.

1575
01:39:45,176 --> 01:39:47,047
Oh, my God. my eyes.

1576
01:39:51,312 --> 01:39:52,922
They're burning.

1577
01:39:55,838 --> 01:39:58,798
Can I please just have
some of that solution?

1578
01:39:59,712 --> 01:40:02,367
Please, please,
I'm in so much pain.

1579
01:40:07,111 --> 01:40:08,547
Don't fucking move.

1580
01:41:06,648 --> 01:41:08,781
<i>911, what's your emergency?</i>

1581
01:41:09,347 --> 01:41:10,435
<i>Hello?</i>

1582
01:41:10,522 --> 01:41:11,610
No--

1583
01:41:12,741 --> 01:41:14,047
<i>Hello?</i>

1584
01:41:17,355 --> 01:41:18,356
Fuck.

1585
01:41:26,451 --> 01:41:28,061
Stop. Stop.

1586
01:41:39,072 --> 01:41:41,292
Shut up! Shut up!

1587
01:41:41,379 --> 01:41:42,771
Get in here!

1588
01:41:42,858 --> 01:41:44,208
Get over here!

1589
01:41:47,733 --> 01:41:49,735
Come here. Stop.

1590
01:41:52,912 --> 01:41:55,349
Shut the fuck up. Shut up!

1591
01:42:04,358 --> 01:42:05,925
Shut the fuck up.

1592
01:42:06,012 --> 01:42:08,014
Shut up! Shut--

1593
01:42:13,454 --> 01:42:14,455
Fuck!

1594
01:43:07,116 --> 01:43:08,205
Get off me!

1595
01:43:08,292 --> 01:43:09,684
Enough!

1596
01:43:40,498 --> 01:43:42,674
Hey! Hey!

1597
01:43:47,331 --> 01:43:48,245
Come on.

1598
01:43:49,507 --> 01:43:50,943
Come on! Come on!

1599
01:43:52,466 --> 01:43:54,163
Help! God!

1600
01:44:00,648 --> 01:44:01,910
The drain.

1601
01:44:09,483 --> 01:44:10,484
Come in.

1602
01:44:12,007 --> 01:44:14,183
Margot! Come in.

1603
01:44:15,620 --> 01:44:17,796
Are you fucking crazy?
You got to trust me!

1604
01:44:22,148 --> 01:44:23,062
Come on.

1605
01:44:24,193 --> 01:44:26,761
Trust me! Come on!

1606
01:44:41,994 --> 01:44:43,691
Open it! Hey!

1607
01:44:44,083 --> 01:44:45,606
Robert!

1608
01:44:45,693 --> 01:44:47,173
Let me in!

1609
01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:50,132
Robert! Let me in!

1610
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,097
Okay, turn off Adams
onto Buchanan.

1611
01:44:58,184 --> 01:44:59,490
Then go down Cleveland.

1612
01:44:59,577 --> 01:45:01,535
Okay, what we looking for?

1613
01:45:01,622 --> 01:45:03,276
Oh, my God, there's a fire.

1614
01:45:03,363 --> 01:45:04,712
Wait, drive toward the fire!

1615
01:45:04,799 --> 01:45:06,932
What? Seriously,
drive toward it?

1616
01:45:19,292 --> 01:45:21,207
Is your friend in there?
- I don't know. I don't know.

1617
01:45:21,294 --> 01:45:23,165
I don't even know
if this is the right house.

1618
01:46:02,117 --> 01:46:03,771
We didn't find anyone.

1619
01:46:03,858 --> 01:46:06,208
No, she hasn't responded to my
texts or calls or anything.

1620
01:46:06,295 --> 01:46:07,993
Did... did you check
everywhere?

1621
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:09,777
It's good news
we didn't find her.

1622
01:46:18,177 --> 01:46:19,352
Hey, Taylor.

1623
01:46:20,788 --> 01:46:22,181
Why don't you let me
take you home?

1624
01:46:24,749 --> 01:46:26,228
I won't... I won't charge you.

1625
01:46:29,710 --> 01:46:33,497
I think you might
already know me.

1626
01:46:37,109 --> 01:46:38,589
I'm BitchPerfect.

1627
01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:44,116
It's nice to finally meet you.

1628
01:46:46,727 --> 01:46:49,426
Hey, Chief. We found
something in the basement.

1629
01:46:50,122 --> 01:46:51,732
Margot?

1630
01:46:56,998 --> 01:46:57,999
All right.

1631
01:47:07,922 --> 01:47:09,271
We got a pulse!

1632
01:47:12,536 --> 01:47:14,189
On both of 'em!

1633
01:47:14,276 --> 01:47:15,669
Come on, let's get 'em up.

1634
01:47:25,592 --> 01:47:26,898
She's up.

1635
01:47:26,985 --> 01:47:28,290
Oh, thank God.

1636
01:47:28,377 --> 01:47:29,509
Hi.

1637
01:47:29,596 --> 01:47:31,380
I-I'm gonna go get your mom.

1638
01:47:31,468 --> 01:47:32,817
Uh, she took a Valium,

1639
01:47:32,904 --> 01:47:34,471
and she's sleeping
in the lounge.

1640
01:47:34,558 --> 01:47:37,212
She's so stressed about this.

1641
01:47:37,299 --> 01:47:38,649
It's really not about
Kelly right now.

1642
01:47:38,736 --> 01:47:40,825
Look, I'm-I'm gonna be
right back. Your mom...

1643
01:47:42,217 --> 01:47:44,481
your mom is gonna
be so relieved.

1644
01:47:44,568 --> 01:47:50,095
You know,
and I'm relieved too, obviously.

1645
01:47:54,839 --> 01:47:56,971
Hi. You're okay.

1646
01:48:25,217 --> 01:48:27,436
I don't know why
you want to look at this.

1647
01:48:27,524 --> 01:48:29,526
Robert Holt is taillights now.

1648
01:48:29,613 --> 01:48:32,006
Okay, he's gone.
It's done. It's over.

1649
01:48:35,488 --> 01:48:37,664
He quit his job
at the hospital.

1650
01:48:39,492 --> 01:48:41,929
The woman at the desk
said he moved to the coast,

1651
01:48:42,408 --> 01:48:44,497
didn't leave any
forwarding information.

1652
01:48:47,239 --> 01:48:49,067
Who knows if that's true
or not, though?

1653
01:48:50,111 --> 01:48:52,592
Maybe he told her to say that
in case I came looking.

1654
01:48:55,029 --> 01:48:56,814
One of these days,
you're gonna have to tell me

1655
01:48:56,901 --> 01:48:58,555
what really happened that night.

1656
01:49:05,866 --> 01:49:08,826
Come on. We're late
for pickleball. Let's go.

1657
01:49:13,134 --> 01:49:16,050
<i> Then,
out of the swamp's depths</i>

1658
01:49:16,137 --> 01:49:20,011
<i>again appears horrifying,
mysterious creatures.</i>

1659
01:49:20,098 --> 01:49:21,490
You've seen it, right?

1660
01:49:22,709 --> 01:49:24,058
- Me?
- Yeah, you know how,

1661
01:49:24,145 --> 01:49:26,321
like, places have, like,
employee recommends

1662
01:49:26,408 --> 01:49:27,888
and stuff like that?

1663
01:49:27,975 --> 01:49:30,499
Do you recommend
"The Apartment"?

1664
01:49:30,587 --> 01:49:32,153
Embarrassingly,
I haven't seen it.

1665
01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:34,416
You haven't seen it?
It's, like, a classic.

1666
01:49:35,330 --> 01:49:37,942
I mean, you know, they told me
that if you don't see it,

1667
01:49:38,029 --> 01:49:39,596
they're gonna fire you,
but you...

1668
01:49:39,683 --> 01:49:40,945
I think they show
it two nights,

1669
01:49:41,032 --> 01:49:42,424
so you still have tomorrow.

1670
01:49:42,511 --> 01:49:43,600
Well, thank you.

1671
01:49:43,687 --> 01:49:44,862
- Yeah.
- I'll get on that.

1672
01:49:44,949 --> 01:49:46,559
- No, you should.
- Mm-hmm.

1673
01:49:47,473 --> 01:49:50,084
<i> To gratify their
destructive desires.</i>

1674
01:49:54,349 --> 01:49:57,614
Hey, Girl Who Should See
"The Apartment," um...

1675
01:49:59,050 --> 01:50:00,660
Why don't you give me
your number?

1676
01:50:09,930 --> 01:50:14,587
♪ The hurt I hurt
is nothing like ♪

1677
01:50:15,544 --> 01:50:20,071
♪ The hurts I've hurt before

1678
01:50:20,898 --> 01:50:25,642
♪ The things I feel
do not feel ♪

1679
01:50:26,207 --> 01:50:30,821
♪ Like things I've felt before ♪

1680
01:50:30,908 --> 01:50:36,304
♪ And the loneliness
and the emptiness ♪

1681
01:50:36,391 --> 01:50:41,658
♪ And the hopelessness
are fine ♪

1682
01:50:41,745 --> 01:50:46,967
♪ Because sometimes
my cloudy brain ♪

1683
01:50:47,054 --> 01:50:51,189
♪ Remembers for one moment

1684
01:50:51,276 --> 01:50:55,062
♪ You were mine m

1685
01:51:30,663 --> 01:51:35,276
♪ The pain that pains
is not the pain ♪

1686
01:51:35,842 --> 01:51:40,412
♪ That's pained
my heart before ♪

1687
01:51:41,413 --> 01:51:46,461
♪ The tears I tear
are not the tears ♪

1688
01:51:46,548 --> 01:51:51,292
♪ My eyes have teared before

1689
01:51:51,379 --> 01:51:56,645
♪ And the loneliness
and the helplessness ♪

1690
01:51:56,733 --> 01:52:02,216
♪ And the uselessness are fine

1691
01:52:02,303 --> 01:52:07,526
♪ Because sometimes
my cloudy brain ♪

1692
01:52:07,613 --> 01:52:11,704
♪ Remembers for one moment

1693
01:52:11,791 --> 01:52:16,187
♪ You were mine ♪