1 00:00:02,262 --> 00:00:06,701 [soft music playing] 2 00:00:07,615 --> 00:00:10,401 [gentle tinkling] 3 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:13,665 [calm voice] Return to a place where you are at peace 4 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,103 and reflect on the idea of impermanence. 5 00:00:18,104 --> 00:00:20,150 The universe keeps moving 6 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:22,413 and nothing will remain as it is, 7 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,589 good or bad. 8 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:30,856 By embracing inevitable change, we free ourselves from anxiety. 9 00:00:31,987 --> 00:00:35,165 Now, take one more deep breath in. 10 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:42,520 One, two, three, four, five. 11 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,218 And out. 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:52,095 Five, four, three, two, one. 13 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,577 I hope you enjoyed this calming midday meditation, 14 00:00:57,012 --> 00:00:59,058 and that you welcome the rest of your day 15 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,756 with love and compassion. 16 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:05,804 And when you are ready, open your eyes. 17 00:01:06,152 --> 00:01:09,024 [soothing music playing] 18 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,026 Whatever you say, dude. 19 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:18,947 [quirky music playing] 20 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,963 [doorbell rings] 21 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,322 Hello? 22 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:49,108 [man] Shit, Cheryl. It's the Jehovah's Witnesses. 23 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,588 [Cheryl] Again? Weren't they just here? 24 00:01:50,631 --> 00:01:52,981 [man] I don't know. Maybe it's the Mormons. 25 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,636 I just saw a smiling young person with pamphlets. 26 00:01:55,897 --> 00:01:58,944 -I looked out the window, but I don't think she saw me. -[Cheryl] What do we do? 27 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,337 Hi. 28 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:04,210 I did see you, and I can hear you. 29 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,299 I'm just selling solar panels. 30 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:10,085 [man sighs] That's just what they say to make you open up. 31 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,652 No hablo ingles! 32 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:16,179 Go, go, go! Maybe she won't notice. 33 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:17,658 [rapid footsteps] 34 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,661 [car engine starting] 35 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,794 [man] Get in, get in! 36 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:34,849 [quirky music playing] 37 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,681 [therapist] Do you really think the world is going to end? 38 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,554 No, I think we're doing great. 39 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:47,122 The Dow is breaking records, so it's fine that the planet is melting, 40 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:50,256 and think of all that empathy we've learned from social media. 41 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,650 Didn't we talk about the sarcasm? 42 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:54,869 Sarcasm is the least of my problems. 43 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:58,177 Sarah, I know you're sick of hearing me say this over and over again, 44 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,962 but you really need to accept that there are certain things 45 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,530 that are always going to be out of your control. 46 00:03:04,052 --> 00:03:07,969 Why dwell on what you cannot change? 47 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,276 Oh, I get it now. 48 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:15,107 So I just stop worrying and the existential dread will vanish. 49 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,544 Why didn't I think of that? 50 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,633 Sarcasm. 51 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,418 Fine, okay, yeah. I just won't think. 52 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:22,854 That's not what I said. 53 00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:24,247 Well, it kind of is. 54 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,293 It's really hard to think without worrying. 55 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,295 The world sucks, haven't you noticed? 56 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:32,472 But for the thousandth time, you can't control those things. 57 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,431 You shouldn't waste your energy. 58 00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,563 Okay, but I do, 59 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,000 because what's the point of putting any effort into anything long term 60 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,741 if I'm not going to make it to 50? 61 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,961 I mean, Jesus, 62 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,268 how the fuck do people have kids in a world like this? 63 00:03:45,311 --> 00:03:47,400 I mean, best case, right, 64 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,011 my body and mind slowly fall apart. 65 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:53,885 And then I just die, I guess? 66 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:58,193 A lot of people your age start to realize that they won't live forever. 67 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,980 Maybe this is more about you coming to terms with your mortality. 68 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,462 I mean, I definitely don't feel invincible anymore. 69 00:04:05,505 --> 00:04:07,855 But dying doesn't sound as bad as it used to. 70 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:09,988 Have you thought about hurting yourself? 71 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,643 No. 72 00:04:12,947 --> 00:04:15,602 No, no! That's not what I meant. 73 00:04:16,211 --> 00:04:17,822 Uh-huh. Well... 74 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,782 It's important that you feel safe here 75 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,568 and know that you can tell me anything. 76 00:04:25,873 --> 00:04:27,527 No, really, I'm fine. 77 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,964 Okay, what I meant is 78 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:33,185 maybe death isn't the worst thing possible. 79 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:39,409 Like I'm not afraid of dying in the apocalypse as much as I'm afraid of surviving it. 80 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:40,714 Meaning? 81 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,370 Okay, for example, dying in a nuclear blast. 82 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,764 It's quick, you're ash before you even knew it happened. 83 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:50,028 But trying to survive in the radioactive hellscape that comes after that? 84 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,335 [sighs] 85 00:04:53,248 --> 00:04:56,382 Yeah. Imagine having that in your brain all the time, 86 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,341 then being told to just not worry about it. 87 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,779 You need to focus more on the real world. 88 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:06,044 Spend some time with actual people. 89 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:08,351 I don't see how that will help anything. 90 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,745 Sarah, people need people. 91 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,747 You need people. 92 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,404 All right, well, we have to wrap it up. Same time next week? 93 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,494 Isn't this supposed to be making me feel better? 94 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,409 It's a process. 95 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,976 Yeah, but... 96 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:30,155 I've been coming here every week for the last two years, 97 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,811 -paying a small fortune in co-pays. -It takes time. 98 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:35,726 How much time? 99 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,120 Do you think we've made progress? Because I don't see any. 100 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,948 The progress isn't always obvious. 101 00:05:43,211 --> 00:05:45,692 But no, I don't think we've quite found the breakthrough we've been looking for yet. 102 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:49,566 -So you mean that... -I'm sorry, we're really out of time. 103 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:50,871 I'll see you next week. 104 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,489 Come on, I have other shit to do, you know? 105 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,929 So, are you excited for Friday night? 106 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,713 What's Friday night? 107 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:12,110 Fuck! I completely forgot. 108 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,459 Sure you did. 109 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:15,983 -Do I have to? -Yes! 110 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,116 You need to get out more and stop being such a hermit. 111 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,335 What's wrong with being a hermit? 112 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,775 Ugh, who is this guy anyway? 113 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,733 My brother's friend Tucker. 114 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:30,476 He was just one of the indistinguishable douchey bros back in high school. 115 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,523 But now, he's a successful entrepreneur 116 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,742 and somehow got very cute. 117 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,397 Your brother's friend? Really? 118 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,834 That's not confidence inspiring. 119 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:44,011 Yeah, I guess Brian hasn't always been the best judge of character. 120 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,753 -So I can bail? -No. 121 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,973 You're going, end of debate. 122 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:51,497 Anyway, I'm sure he's much more mature now. 123 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:54,587 -Just because you got fired from your dream job... -Laid off. 124 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:56,415 I was laid off. 125 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:59,287 Fired, laid off, whatever. 126 00:06:59,679 --> 00:07:01,551 Having to sell shit door-to-door 127 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:03,901 doesn't give you an excuse to stay mad at the world forever. 128 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,512 We need to get you out of this rut. 129 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,340 Who says I'm in a rut? 130 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:09,646 Look at you. 131 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,213 All the hope is drained from your eyes. 132 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,302 Instead of enjoying the best years of your life, 133 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,480 you're fast-tracking it to the cat lady phase. 134 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,091 [background chattering] 135 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,791 Look. Ever since we met on the first day of kindergarten, 136 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,445 have I ever steered you wrong? 137 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,448 Yeah, fairly consistently. 138 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,059 And we only met because you bit me. 139 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,408 Doesn't matter. 140 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:36,020 As your best friend, I insist. 141 00:07:37,238 --> 00:07:38,501 Fine. 142 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:39,893 But I'm only doing this for you. 143 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,896 Yay! Trust me, you'll have a great time. 144 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,724 I'll make sure he texts you the deets. 145 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:47,248 Now come on, I have to get in five miles before it gets dark. 146 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,168 [musical clapping] 147 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:58,956 [quirky music playing] 148 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,137 Sarah! How's it going? 149 00:08:06,659 --> 00:08:09,749 Hey Barry, all right. You? 150 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,883 Feeling good, feeling good. Just got back from Vermont. 151 00:08:13,187 --> 00:08:15,886 Hey, I got some great shrooms if you need any. 152 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,757 I'm good. 153 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,063 Thanks, though. 154 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,412 Cool. Cool. 155 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:25,896 Yeah, so also, I hate to be like a capitalist but... 156 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,811 I need you get me the rent at some point. 157 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:30,857 Yeah, sorry, of course. I'll get you a check tomorrow. 158 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:34,121 Right on! Power to the people. 159 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:36,210 You too. 160 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,648 I mean... yeah. 161 00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:47,570 [quirky music playing] 162 00:08:54,315 --> 00:08:56,927 [TV narrator] ...discovered in the ruins of ancient civilizations 163 00:08:56,970 --> 00:09:00,321 that contain technology that is impossible for them to have developed on their own. 164 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:03,542 When you look at it objectively, the only explanation 165 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,371 is the intervention of a much more advanced race, 166 00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:10,331 which in all likelihood would have had to have been extraterrestrial in origin. 167 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,419 [ominous musical note] 168 00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:25,129 [pensive music playing] 169 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:59,554 [pensive music continues] 170 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:15,396 [alarm beeps] 171 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:27,104 [man] Yeah, so I have no idea why my wife bothered calling you in the first place. 172 00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,846 We've never needed any of this green bullshit. 173 00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,674 And we certainly don't need it now. 174 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,111 It's the god damned... 175 00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:37,723 [man ranting indistinctly] 176 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:44,034 [dramatic music playing] 177 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,690 [door creaks loudly] 178 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,214 [phone buzzes] 179 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:52,782 Hey, Mom. 180 00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:54,392 [Mom] Hey honey, how's it going? 181 00:10:55,262 --> 00:10:58,744 Um, it's good, just got done with work. 182 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,138 Oh, good. Make any sales? 183 00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:02,356 What do you think? 184 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,619 Oh, well, it'll get better soon. 185 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:07,144 Probably not. 186 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:10,190 You could always go back to actually using your very expensive degree. 187 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,803 Nah, I enjoy being underemployed. 188 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:18,372 Oh, come on, you're capable of so much more. I... 189 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,244 You know, I'm actually not in the mood to be reminded 190 00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:23,116 of my vast achievements in underachieving. 191 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,423 Okay, fine. 192 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,558 Just know that I believe in you and think you're amazingly smart and talented. 193 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,822 Do you have anything planned for the weekend? 194 00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:35,868 Ugh. Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. 195 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,696 Oh yeah? What's going on? 196 00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:40,351 Kayla is forcing me to go on a date with her brother's friend. 197 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,310 Oh, well! When is it? 198 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:47,227 Tonight. Tried to get out of it, but here I am. 199 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,099 Have you picked a cute outfit? 200 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,232 Hmm, I kind of figured I would go with something casual. 201 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,843 Why not be myself, you know? 202 00:11:53,886 --> 00:11:56,062 Oh, come on. You should get dressed up. 203 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,456 You only get one first impression. 204 00:11:58,499 --> 00:12:00,110 Yes, Mother. 205 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,808 Don't "Yes, Mother" me. You know I'm right. 206 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:14,167 [slow music playing] 207 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,222 [people chattering] 208 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:31,010 [ambient bar music playing] 209 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,231 [people chattering and laughing] 210 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:40,585 Just not him, not him. Please not him, not him. 211 00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:44,502 [people chattering] 212 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,767 [exhales angrily] Fuck. 213 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,816 [smacks lips] Hey, you must be Sarah. 214 00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:56,688 -Tucker? -The one and only. 215 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,735 Sorry. I was running a bit late. Have you been waiting long? 216 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,869 Oh, it's no problemo. I threw back a few brews. 217 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,915 You know, they got a great beer list. 218 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:09,483 Oh, that's... cool, I guess. 219 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,659 Oh, well sorry again for running behind. 220 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,357 Do you want to see if our table's ready? 221 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,663 You sure you don't want a drink first? 222 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:20,016 Uh, well, I'm pretty hungry and... 223 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,931 Come on, just one drink. 224 00:13:22,496 --> 00:13:24,542 You look like a vodka soda girl. Hey Tiffany... 225 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:30,026 Uh no, I am actually trying to stay away from alcohol right now. 226 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,985 Oh. Weird. 227 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,684 Well, let's do this thing, right? 228 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,252 Mmm. 229 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:45,041 [people chattering] 230 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:51,786 So we sold that company last year, which left me pretty flush with cash. 231 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,269 I traveled for a while, saw some pretty amazing places and... 232 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,490 Oh, have you ever been to Ecuador? 233 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,492 I've been to Canada. 234 00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:04,190 Oh. Yeah, that's cool, I guess. 235 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:08,803 Anyways, you should definitely check out South America if you get the chance. 236 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:15,375 Spending time with the natives was just so... sick. 237 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,377 I can't even explain. 238 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,467 Anyways, I thought I had everything I ever wanted 239 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:25,168 and I just started to feel kind of empty inside. 240 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:26,778 Like nothing was doing it for me, you know? 241 00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,084 Thanks. 242 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:33,176 Anyways, I just wanted to do something that mattered, you know? 243 00:14:33,219 --> 00:14:35,091 So that's when I started my new company. 244 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:38,181 [ambient bar music playing] 245 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,357 And what's this new company? 246 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,489 [chuckles] 247 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:46,493 We offer an instant delivery service for locally sourced IPAs. 248 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,800 [pen clattering] Uh-huh. 249 00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:54,153 I mean, it's going great so far, and it feels really rewarding doing something. 250 00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:55,938 It's like building the community. 251 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,375 Something to make a difference, you know? 252 00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,638 Now, I don't really do any of the delivering 253 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,901 or the lifting or the funding, 254 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,557 but luckily the investors hopped right on board for this one, so... 255 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:09,995 Looks like we'll have a pretty big payday when we sell in a few years. 256 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,433 Mm-hm. [exhales] 257 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:19,004 Anyways, now that we had this nice meal, what do you say we go back to my place and smash? 258 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,136 [sniffs] 259 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,533 I know. You want some of this. 260 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,494 Uh... no, thanks. 261 00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:34,759 -Really? -Yeah. I just want to go home. 262 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:39,894 Wait, I buy you this nice meal and you're not even gonna let me hit that? 263 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,071 I wasn't planning on it, no. 264 00:15:42,114 --> 00:15:43,724 That's pretty weak. 265 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,813 Uh, okay, yeah. You want to go home? 266 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,728 We can go back to your place, I guess. 267 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,861 I'm sorry, I need to ask this, you know, for clarity. 268 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,429 Do you think this went well? 269 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,475 Well... yeah. 270 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,088 I mean, like, I'm a nine, right? 271 00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:03,701 And you're like, maybe, a six on a good day. 272 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,964 So yeah, I thought it was a pretty sure bet. 273 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,531 Really? 274 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,056 [exhales in confusion] 275 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,102 Okay. Uh, wow. 276 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:18,237 Um, so first off, I sat here and kept my mouth shut 277 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,806 and indulged about an hour of your startup bro bragging bullshit 278 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,764 about how you're saving the world 279 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,984 delivering shitty beer to a bunch of hipsters 280 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,421 living in apartments paid for by their parents. 281 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:33,165 It's a stupid business idea, and frankly, it's not giving back to the community. 282 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,341 They can just walk to the fucking store. 283 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,040 And second off, you're like an eight, all right? Okay, at best. 284 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,650 So just fucking get over yourself. 285 00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:41,826 Look, okay. That's pretty harsh, babe. 286 00:16:42,348 --> 00:16:45,090 And don't fucking call me babe. 287 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,788 Relax, sweetie. 288 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,529 Why don't we just go back to my place? 289 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,836 -We'll have a drink. -Seriously? 290 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,577 Yeah. Let's go. 291 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,883 You, you don't get it, all right? 292 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,278 You are a walking example of everything that is wrong with this world. 293 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:03,021 I would gladly push you off a cliff before I slept with you. 294 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:08,287 So you can just go home, turn on some weird Japanese porn and literally fuck yourself. 295 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:13,640 And also, what the hell kind of rich guy tips ten percent? 296 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:20,430 Whoo, cuckoo. [clears throat] 297 00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:24,086 Must be that time of the month, you know what I mean? 298 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,566 [sniffs] 299 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:39,275 [soft TV music] 300 00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:04,691 [pensive music playing] 301 00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:37,115 [pensive music continues] 302 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,900 [pill bottles clattering] 303 00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:46,168 [pills rattling in bottle] 304 00:18:51,912 --> 00:18:54,306 [sniffles] 305 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:04,142 [pills rattling] 306 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,465 [gasps] 307 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:34,738 [whimsical TV theme playing] [TV audience cheering] 308 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:42,006 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! It's your favorite host here. 309 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:44,443 And it is so, so great to be with you tonight. 310 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,969 [audience cheers] Thank you, thank you, yeah. 311 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:53,278 Now you all know that I love to joke around. 312 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,585 [audience laughs] I'm a jokester. 313 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,805 But tonight I've got to talk to you about something very serious. 314 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,155 [audience groans] 315 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,637 I know, I know. But today we are going to discuss something called... 316 00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:07,945 simulated reality. [audience yells] 317 00:20:07,988 --> 00:20:10,774 To explain, let's go to my colleague in the field. 318 00:20:10,817 --> 00:20:13,864 [speaking with English accent] The basic concept of simulated reality 319 00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:15,518 is exactly what it sounds like. 320 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,914 A manufactured version of reality, which is in fact not real. 321 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,701 In our case, a highly developed race 322 00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:28,661 have used advanced computing technologies to create simulations 323 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,534 full of generations of people living entire lifetimes 324 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:34,972 under the impression that their worlds are in fact real. 325 00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:38,280 Now why would they do this, you might ask. 326 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:42,109 In our example, this advanced race 327 00:20:42,414 --> 00:20:44,721 is looking back into their past 328 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:48,942 to determine how different variables might have impacted their development. 329 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:54,861 A way to understand all of a world's possible alternate histories. 330 00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,995 And now, back to you in the studio. 331 00:20:58,038 --> 00:20:59,344 How about that? 332 00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:01,520 Yes, it's truly amazing. 333 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:06,133 And it's my duty today to inform you that your world, 334 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,615 your entire existence, is just one of those 335 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:14,272 billions upon billions of simulated realities created by humans of the future. 336 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,406 [audience hoots] Isn't that something? [host chuckles] 337 00:21:17,449 --> 00:21:20,365 Now I know this sounds a little out there, 338 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,541 and you could use some proof. 339 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,674 So I'm gonna give you some proof. It's what I'm here for. 340 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:28,373 [audience chuckles] You are all now holding a banana. 341 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,419 [audience yells and laughs] 342 00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:33,073 That's stupid. Holy fucking what? 343 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,293 [host chuckles] I hope you're still with us. 344 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,297 Please. enjoy that banana. It's good for you. [audience laughs] 345 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:43,649 Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, 346 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,173 and it's with a heavy heart that I notify you 347 00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:49,525 that your simulation will be discontinued exactly one week... 348 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,530 From now. [audience groans] 349 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,967 Yes, it's too bad. 350 00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:59,012 It is really a shame. 351 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:03,713 In accordance with the Simulated Consciousness Act of 3112, 352 00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:07,978 all sentient inhabitants must be made aware of the nature of their existence 353 00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:10,546 before the termination of a simulation, 354 00:22:10,589 --> 00:22:14,550 which means you are getting provided with a wonderful, wonderful choice. 355 00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:17,553 To see what it is, let's check in with some friends of mine. 356 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:20,294 You know, we've got some really great stuff for you tonight. 357 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,253 Some really great stuff. 358 00:22:22,296 --> 00:22:24,777 So first up is Option A. 359 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,953 You remain here in the abandoned simulation without any outside influence. 360 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,347 That's right. Everything's up to you. 361 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,915 [audience boos] That sounds like a hard life if you ask me. 362 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,612 But legally, we do have to offer it. 363 00:22:34,221 --> 00:22:38,225 Now, what most of you are going to be interested in is Option B. 364 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:42,839 We take your consciousness and we transfer it to a simpler, more efficient system, 365 00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:46,669 where you get to relive your five greatest memories over and over 366 00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:48,235 without any kind of awareness. 367 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,716 That's right. Pure bliss, forever. 368 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,676 [chuckles] Thank you, folks. 369 00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:57,680 Oh, I told you, we're doing everything we can to take care of you. 370 00:22:57,723 --> 00:22:59,203 [host chuckles] 371 00:22:59,246 --> 00:23:01,901 Now I know this is a lot, it is. 372 00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:04,904 But I have just one more surprise for you. Just one more. 373 00:23:05,252 --> 00:23:10,170 Each and every one of you is going to get your own personal Guide. 374 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,870 [audience cheers] This Guide will answer your questions. 375 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:16,916 This Guide will make sure you have everything that you need 376 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,617 to move on to your next phase, whatever you choose. [chuckles] 377 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:24,707 It has been wonderful being here with you tonight. 378 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,840 I do wish you all the best. 379 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:31,191 Ooh, your Guides will be arriving any moment. 380 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,237 [host chuckles] [audience cheers] 381 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,241 Please have a wonderful night and I'll see you real soon. 382 00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:44,248 [whimsical TV theme playing] 383 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,776 [loud knocking] 384 00:23:58,131 --> 00:24:01,265 [Sarah inhales] [slow footsteps] 385 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:13,320 [door creaks] 386 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:17,107 Hello. 387 00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:19,501 -Hi. -May I come in? 388 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:24,767 [insects chirping] 389 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:30,860 [retches and coughs] 390 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:42,741 So... You're the guy from the TV? 391 00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:45,004 Yes and no. 392 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:46,528 I look like the guy from the TV. 393 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,400 Okay. 394 00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:51,663 I'm an artificial intelligence program. 395 00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:55,754 So are you... 396 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,540 well, 397 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:03,675 you're more mellow than the TV guy. 398 00:25:04,589 --> 00:25:07,200 I look like the host to make it easier for you to process. 399 00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:10,726 But my program has been tuned to your specific personality profile 400 00:25:10,769 --> 00:25:13,032 to aid you in the discontinuation process. 401 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:18,168 Makes sense. This all makes sense. Cool. 402 00:25:18,211 --> 00:25:20,170 Cool. 403 00:25:20,213 --> 00:25:23,260 I was being sarcastic. Whatever. 404 00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,610 Do you have any other questions? 405 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,438 You can ask me anything you want. 406 00:25:27,481 --> 00:25:32,486 Uh... no, I think I've got all this sorted, thank you. 407 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,227 Fantastic. Just in case, 408 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,534 I am going to remain here until you make a decision. 409 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,232 Uh... No, no, no. 410 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:40,538 That's really, that's okay. 411 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,235 It is our standard procedure. 412 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,630 -Do I get a say in this? -No. 413 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,545 But why would you not want free help? 414 00:25:48,894 --> 00:25:51,505 That's a reasonable question I've never had a good answer for. 415 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:55,509 I guess privacy was the big thing. 416 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,730 But if all the shit you're saying is true, 417 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,168 none of that matters anyway. 418 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,735 Exactly. 419 00:26:04,823 --> 00:26:07,043 So we all have to deal with you or some version of you. 420 00:26:07,521 --> 00:26:09,698 That is correct. 421 00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:12,004 Won't it get kind of chaotic having twice as many people in the world? 422 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,136 What do you mean? 423 00:26:15,529 --> 00:26:17,270 Right. 424 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:19,446 People will only be able to see and hear their own Guides. 425 00:26:19,838 --> 00:26:21,710 We have done this before, do not worry. 426 00:26:21,753 --> 00:26:24,974 You've done this before? How many times? 427 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,845 Would it make a difference? 428 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:29,631 Yeah. No? 429 00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:33,286 Maybe. 430 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,811 I don't know. Um... 431 00:26:36,376 --> 00:26:39,641 Okay. Well, I guess I'm just gonna 432 00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:43,470 go to bed and hope that this is all a dream. 433 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,822 I'm guessing you're just going to be here? 434 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:48,693 That is correct. 435 00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:50,695 Do you want to sleep on the couch? 436 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,045 I do not require food or sleep. 437 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,264 Uh-huh. 438 00:26:55,134 --> 00:26:56,745 That makes sense, I guess. 439 00:26:57,963 --> 00:27:01,097 So you're just gonna sit here till morning? 440 00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:02,838 That is correct. 441 00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:12,064 114,225,700,604. 442 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:14,806 What? 443 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,895 That is how many times we have done this before. 444 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:23,206 Or at least that is how many times my program has been used. 445 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,034 Uh-huh. 446 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,818 Great. 447 00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:31,997 Well... make yourself at home. 448 00:27:32,606 --> 00:27:33,782 Or whatever. 449 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:37,916 And I guess, good night? 450 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,352 Good night. 451 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:52,583 Everyone's getting so worked up about this, but... 452 00:27:54,019 --> 00:27:56,108 is it really that much of a surprise? 453 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:58,371 I mean, if anything, I feel like it explains a lot. 454 00:27:59,938 --> 00:28:03,681 And it actually makes me feel a little better. 455 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:08,120 I mean, I'm not going to pretend the last few days haven't been weird as shit, but... 456 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:13,647 I don't know, I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that's still acting... 457 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,912 kind of normal. [snorts] 458 00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:19,915 Sort of a weird reversal to suddenly feel like the sane one. 459 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:28,837 I guess if I never really had control over anything, 460 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:35,321 none of this, whatever is wrong with me, was my fault. 461 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:38,934 Maybe you were right. 462 00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:42,720 Maybe I can stop worrying about the things that I can't control 463 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:47,203 because apparently no one in the entire world has ever had control over anything. 464 00:28:48,247 --> 00:28:50,815 Right. Yeah, that sounds good. 465 00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:52,338 [loud thump] 466 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,254 Were you listening to any of that? 467 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,213 No. Yeah. 468 00:28:57,256 --> 00:29:00,259 I'm sorry. I'm just a little preoccupied. 469 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,740 I can tell. 470 00:29:04,524 --> 00:29:06,875 Whatever happened to not worrying about what you can't control? 471 00:29:07,353 --> 00:29:09,703 You used to tell me that like five times a session. 472 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,618 Of course I did. 473 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:16,841 But that was back before every single thing in our existence was a lie. 474 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,539 And just because I said it doesn't mean... 475 00:29:20,453 --> 00:29:21,846 You don't know my... 476 00:29:22,629 --> 00:29:25,110 Weren't you going to kill yourself anyway? 477 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:28,374 -Uh... -They've given you an out. 478 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:29,898 You don't have to do it anymore. 479 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,291 They, whoever the fuck "they" are, 480 00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,076 will just do it for you 481 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:36,339 and then send you into some never-ending fantasy loop. 482 00:29:36,382 --> 00:29:39,211 It's bullshit! You've got it easy. 483 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:42,780 The rest of us, those of us who actually give a shit about life, 484 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:47,350 are being, I don't know, just a little bit fucking inconvenienced. 485 00:29:47,393 --> 00:29:49,961 I mean, at least we're getting an easy choice, sure, 486 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:53,965 but still, just busting into our lives and telling us we have to choose in the first place? 487 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,880 We shouldn't have to deal with that shit! 488 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:57,534 So you're going with Option B? 489 00:29:57,577 --> 00:29:59,449 [items clattering] 490 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,059 Of course I am. 491 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:03,322 Interesting. 492 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,108 Not really sure what I'm gonna do yet. 493 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,067 Oh? 494 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:13,332 Now that is funny. [chuckles] 495 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,162 I don't know that it was supposed to be. 496 00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:18,990 It's just so you. 497 00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:22,820 Easy choice, but you have to make it complicated. 498 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:27,303 There's no way in your mind that the rest of the world could be right. 499 00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:29,871 -I just-- -What is it with your generation, anyway? 500 00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:35,615 You spend all of your time complaining about how we boomers need to shut up 501 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:39,271 and stop telling you what to do and that we don't understand. 502 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:44,581 But then, you come to places like this, to pay people like me 503 00:30:44,624 --> 00:30:46,626 to tell you what you're doing wrong, 504 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:49,629 [angrily] and you still don't listen! 505 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,372 I don't think I've ever really said it out loud before, 506 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:57,594 but you are just a bunch of self-absorbed, know-it-all assholes! 507 00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,597 It's exhausting. 508 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,251 Uh... 509 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,253 I can't fucking believe this is happening! 510 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,038 What was the point of it all? 511 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,476 By the way, what are you doing here? 512 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,304 I'm not even seeing patients. 513 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,438 I'm just in here trying to get my shit in order. 514 00:31:15,481 --> 00:31:17,875 You barged in and started talking like everything was normal. 515 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,616 This is the last thing I need right now. 516 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,576 [makes tutting sound] Oh. 517 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,580 Well, I guess I just thought... 518 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:34,544 Well, in that case, I should probably go? 519 00:31:34,587 --> 00:31:37,112 Yeah, probably. 520 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:38,983 Same time next week? 521 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,942 There won't be a next week. 522 00:31:41,246 --> 00:31:44,728 And I can't believe I wasted all the weeks I did have on fuckups like you. 523 00:31:45,598 --> 00:31:47,426 [whispers] Right, okay. 524 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,994 So bye, then? 525 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:52,823 [whimpering] Fuck off. 526 00:31:55,173 --> 00:31:58,263 [sobbing] 527 00:31:59,873 --> 00:32:01,223 Leave a check! 528 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,183 The co-payment is 40 dollars! 529 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,230 [door clicks] 530 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,406 [exhales happily] 531 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,017 Did everything go well? 532 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,540 [therapist] Fuck! 533 00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:18,980 I think maybe we should give him some space. 534 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,290 Here's your Red Eye. 535 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,293 Thank you. I really needed this today. 536 00:32:28,902 --> 00:32:31,383 You know, I was actually amazed to see you guys were still open. 537 00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:33,516 -What do you mean? -I don't know. 538 00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:35,909 I just kind of figured no one would want to go to work anymore. 539 00:32:35,953 --> 00:32:37,172 I didn't. 540 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:40,479 Wait. So you just stopped going? 541 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,569 Yeah. I mean, it's not like they're sending out paychecks anymore. 542 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:45,571 Hmph. 543 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,922 [ambient music playing] 544 00:32:49,662 --> 00:32:54,319 [exhales] So how many people usually end up staying? 545 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,018 I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that accurately. 546 00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,977 It varies from simulation to simulation, 547 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,935 but it is usually a very small number. 548 00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:04,895 Most who choose to stay do not see another person, 549 00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,072 at least those who do not stay with family or a partner. 550 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:11,032 But people rarely stay together. 551 00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:13,556 Finally, my chance to be left alone. 552 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:16,559 -Perhaps. -It sounds so nice. 553 00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:19,823 You can make that choice if you think it is right for you. 554 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:22,478 Ooh, I have a funny question. 555 00:33:22,521 --> 00:33:26,830 So if you've done this a bunch of times, have you met another version of me? 556 00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:29,267 I am sorry, I cannot answer that. 557 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,139 Oh come on, why not? 558 00:33:31,182 --> 00:33:33,750 I am here to help you make your decision, 559 00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:35,795 but it might create excess bias if you knew. 560 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,189 So you have met another version of me. 561 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,366 You cannot trick me into answering. 562 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,846 Okay, okay. 563 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:44,543 I read you loud and clear. 564 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,372 I did not say anything. 565 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,071 Oh, it's Kayla. 566 00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:53,030 She wants me to meet her in the park. 567 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,554 She's been so flaky the last couple of days. 568 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:58,992 All right. Oh, do you want anything to go? 569 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:01,299 I do not require food or-- 570 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,519 I know, I'm just fucking with you, come on. 571 00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:13,746 [spiritual music playing] 572 00:34:16,227 --> 00:34:17,620 The fuck? 573 00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:23,974 Hey Kay. 574 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:25,758 What's with the jumpsuits? 575 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,760 Sarah! 576 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,372 It is so wonderful you are here. 577 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:32,243 Bless the creators. 578 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,463 This is my new friend, Otto. 579 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:40,164 Otto, this is my best friend from our journey through this world, Sarah. 580 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,600 Hi, Otto. 581 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,386 Bless the creators or whatever she said. 582 00:34:44,429 --> 00:34:46,039 Oh, I'm good, thank you. 583 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,564 So who are these creators? 584 00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:53,046 They are those that have created all of this. 585 00:34:53,438 --> 00:34:57,007 It is also through their mercy that we will live on through the infinite. 586 00:34:57,399 --> 00:35:00,445 They are great. Bless the creators! 587 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:04,145 Okay, cool. 588 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,278 Join us in our praise of their greatness. 589 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:10,368 I think I'll pass, thanks. 590 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,763 Did he brainwash you? 591 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,460 Are you good? 592 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,072 I have never felt better in my entire existence. 593 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,205 Can't argue with that. 594 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,426 Um, so what does your Guide have to say about this? 595 00:35:24,469 --> 00:35:26,254 Doesn't he know all about the creators? 596 00:35:27,298 --> 00:35:29,126 He is my direct connection to them. 597 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:33,783 We are in a deep, complex, committed relationship. 598 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:40,006 We are one and because of him, I'm one with the creators. 599 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,184 It is highly erotic. 600 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,925 She is definitely making that part up. 601 00:35:46,839 --> 00:35:49,842 Well, I've got to say, you guys seem really busy over here, 602 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,975 so I'm just going to go. 603 00:35:52,497 --> 00:35:54,238 Is that okay with the creators? 604 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,632 They have granted you free will, 605 00:35:56,675 --> 00:35:59,504 and you are free to do with that as you wish. 606 00:35:59,548 --> 00:36:03,116 Except they haven't, though, because like all this shit, 607 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,597 we're living in a simula... 608 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:08,165 You know what? It's fine. Why don't you just let me know 609 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,908 when you need a break from dancing in the park or whatever is happening here? 610 00:36:12,691 --> 00:36:13,866 See you later. 611 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,694 I'll see you later as well, 612 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:19,002 as we relive our greatest moments together 613 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:21,309 in the boundless expanse... 614 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,268 beyond time. 615 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:28,664 Right. Sounds like a plan. 616 00:36:31,144 --> 00:36:32,972 -Does that always happen? -Yes. 617 00:36:33,973 --> 00:36:35,758 -Every time? -Yes. [Guide snorts] 618 00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:38,239 Some people need it to wrap their heads around the unknown. 619 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,850 Huh. Nothing new there. 620 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,206 [exhales] My God, it's nice to be home. 621 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,469 Everyone's losing their shit out there. 622 00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:54,864 We always anticipate a wide array of reactions to the news. 623 00:36:55,473 --> 00:36:58,084 Yeah, I think I'm going to like the world a lot better without other people. 624 00:36:58,694 --> 00:36:59,999 Perhaps. 625 00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:02,350 It is difficult to make it out there on your own. 626 00:37:02,828 --> 00:37:04,656 People tend to struggle without other people. 627 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,573 Dude, the hardest part of my life right now is dealing with other humans. 628 00:37:08,617 --> 00:37:09,835 I think I'll be okay. 629 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:11,837 Oh, shit. 630 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,839 My mom called like five times. 631 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,015 She's probably making sure everything's okay. 632 00:37:19,192 --> 00:37:21,717 Hey, Mom, saw you called a few times. 633 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,893 -Everything good? -[Mom] Everything's fine. 634 00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:25,460 Well, it's mostly fine. 635 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,767 It's okay. I just thought it would be nice 636 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,334 if you were able to come by. 637 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,294 -Now? -Yeah. Come over for lunch. 638 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,339 Are you sure everything's okay? 639 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,341 Yeah. I mean... 640 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,909 your dad is, well, you can imagine. 641 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,259 -Is he all right? -Yeah. 642 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:45,001 He's just dealing with things in his own way. 643 00:37:45,044 --> 00:37:47,438 But I think it would be nice if you could come by. 644 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:50,311 It would mean a lot to him and to me. 645 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:51,877 Please? 646 00:37:52,791 --> 00:37:55,054 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um... 647 00:37:55,881 --> 00:37:57,840 I'll just get ready and I'll head over in a few. 648 00:37:58,362 --> 00:37:59,972 Great! See you in a bit. 649 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:08,807 [quirky music playing] 650 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:11,288 [doorbell chimes] 651 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,943 Okay, so final warning. 652 00:38:14,465 --> 00:38:16,467 My parents can be weird. 653 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,948 We literally had a whole conversation about this 654 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:21,777 on the car ride over here, I consider myself warned. 655 00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,781 -There's my dumpling. -Jesus Christ! 656 00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:28,610 -What? -Why the hell aren't you wearing pants? 657 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,353 -Why would I? -What the fuck, Dad? 658 00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:36,574 [Mom] Gary! Did you answer the door without clothes on again? 659 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,142 Let me live my life, woman! 660 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,970 [Mom] Gary! 661 00:38:41,013 --> 00:38:42,841 Nobody wants to see that. 662 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,495 I don't want to see that. 663 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:46,932 That's why we leave the lights off. 664 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:48,499 Goddamn it! 665 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:51,154 You know, you married me. 666 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:52,982 [Mom] Go put some clothes on! 667 00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:55,854 Baby, we don't have time for clothes anymore. 668 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,290 Go, go! [Mom slaps Gary] 669 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,949 -Hey, Mom. -Hi, sweetie. 670 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:06,996 Come on in. Sorry about your father. 671 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:10,260 You know, he can go a little overboard with things. 672 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,568 That image will haunt my dreams. 673 00:39:14,046 --> 00:39:15,831 Well, come on down to the kitchen. 674 00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:17,093 I'm just finishing up. 675 00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:20,139 [door clicks] 676 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,586 Oh, some week, huh? 677 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:35,372 Yeah, I don't think I've heard anyone be so casual about it, 678 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,809 but I guess you could say. 679 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:42,335 Actually, you don't have to pour me one. 680 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:47,819 [gasps] Oh shoot! I'm so sorry, I forgot. 681 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,995 You're still not drinking? 682 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,302 Yeah, It's been six months. 683 00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:54,435 Not sure it's done me any good, but... 684 00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:57,176 Anyway, you were saying, some week. 685 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,265 Hmm. You know, it is what it is. 686 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,137 You know, I go with the flow. 687 00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:04,357 Your father is having a tougher time of it, though. 688 00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:05,663 Yeah, I didn't notice. 689 00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,360 Oh, he'll be fine. 690 00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:10,059 It's probably better he only had a week. 691 00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:13,715 You don't want him analyzing things too much. 692 00:40:16,587 --> 00:40:21,244 Mmm! Gary, get down here. Two minutes! 693 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,768 I know you worry about him. 694 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,075 He worries about you, too. 695 00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:28,817 How are you doing, anyway? 696 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,645 Pretty good, actually. 697 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:32,603 Uh-huh. 698 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:36,999 Well, I'm not sure I believe you, but if you say so. 699 00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:38,522 No, really. 700 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,353 Well, good, great. 701 00:40:43,701 --> 00:40:45,094 We'll have a wonderful meal then. 702 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,270 Nothing to worry about. 703 00:40:47,313 --> 00:40:51,056 Gary! Food! [chuckles] 704 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,846 When I talked to you last week, you were about to go on a date. 705 00:40:58,499 --> 00:40:59,935 How did it go? 706 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:01,980 Does it matter anymore? 707 00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:05,549 Well, no, but... 708 00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:08,596 unless you're going to get married in the next three days. 709 00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:09,988 Is he the one? 710 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:13,252 No, Mom. He most definitely was not. 711 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:15,298 Oh, that's too bad. 712 00:41:15,646 --> 00:41:17,343 Did you still have fun? 713 00:41:17,648 --> 00:41:20,738 -Nope. -Did you... [makes lascivious sound] 714 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,914 Can we talk about something else please? 715 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,656 I don't mean to pry, I just-- 716 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,962 Goddamn it! 717 00:41:27,005 --> 00:41:29,442 Will you please shut the fuck up? 718 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,273 Did we say something wrong? 719 00:41:36,449 --> 00:41:38,539 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 720 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:41,585 It's just my Guide. He has been yelling all morning. 721 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,893 And I finally got fed up so I just, sorry. 722 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,372 Please, go on. 723 00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:48,723 Why was he yelling? 724 00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:50,376 I locked him in the basement. 725 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,163 You locked him in the basement? 726 00:41:54,206 --> 00:41:57,645 Yeah, I got tired of him talking all the fucking time. 727 00:41:57,688 --> 00:42:01,039 You know, you can send them away when you make your decision, right? 728 00:42:01,866 --> 00:42:04,608 Yeah, and that's what they say. 729 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:07,045 But I don't want them to know what I'm thinking. 730 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,831 I have to keep them on their toes. 731 00:42:12,398 --> 00:42:14,662 So you locked him in the basement? 732 00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:18,579 Seemed a little more humane than the shed. 733 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:22,713 Well, mine's very nice and very handsome, too. 734 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:26,369 [giggles] I think your father is jealous. 735 00:42:26,412 --> 00:42:28,153 I don't know why we need them in the first place. 736 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:30,547 I mean, the decision is pretty obvious. 737 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,768 I mean, who wants to turn down permanent pleasure for more of this shithole? 738 00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:44,082 Well, actually, I was thinking about staying. 739 00:42:46,519 --> 00:42:51,002 [laughs uncontrollably] 740 00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:55,267 Oh really? That was a good one, honey. 741 00:43:00,316 --> 00:43:01,883 [clears throat] 742 00:43:03,841 --> 00:43:05,408 I love you. 743 00:43:07,453 --> 00:43:09,586 But I mean, you really couldn't get your shit together before all this went down. 744 00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:12,328 How do you think you're going to do it without somebody taking care of you, huh? 745 00:43:15,548 --> 00:43:16,898 [fork clatters sharply] 746 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:20,858 [rapid footsteps] 747 00:43:20,902 --> 00:43:22,251 Wha--? 748 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:27,778 What the fuck was that Gary? 749 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,696 We don't have time for anything other than honesty. 750 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,045 That's your daughter! 751 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,307 Go apologize. 752 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,179 I stand behind what I-- 753 00:43:37,222 --> 00:43:38,310 -Now! -Right. 754 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:48,146 [birds chirping] 755 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,282 [door squeaks] 756 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:03,684 Couldn't they have ended the world when it was a little cooler out? 757 00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:07,252 Probably didn't factor the weather in. 758 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,037 [softly] Right. 759 00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,128 Sorry. 760 00:44:13,519 --> 00:44:15,391 -I didn't mean to be... -No, that's fine. 761 00:44:16,218 --> 00:44:17,828 I get it. I do. 762 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:20,004 You don't have to say anything. 763 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:23,486 We all have to do what's best for ourselves, 764 00:44:23,529 --> 00:44:26,315 and we don't have to agree on what that is. 765 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,362 I know I can be a little critical. 766 00:44:32,190 --> 00:44:33,714 But you know that's just because I want what's best for you, right? 767 00:44:36,194 --> 00:44:37,587 I know. 768 00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:40,416 [birds chirping] 769 00:44:40,459 --> 00:44:42,113 Are you sure you want to stay? 770 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:45,987 Yeah. 771 00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:48,076 It's weird. 772 00:44:49,904 --> 00:44:52,471 I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that feels more normal 773 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,560 now that I know that we weren't in control. 774 00:44:57,128 --> 00:45:02,003 Once everyone else is out of here, I can start living my life my way, 775 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:07,791 without weird future people dictating everything I do. 776 00:45:09,488 --> 00:45:11,490 Do you really think we had no control? 777 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:18,671 I can't imagine they put that much effort into making billions of these simulation things 778 00:45:19,237 --> 00:45:21,674 just to let us run amok. 779 00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:25,200 Did you ever ask your Guide why they're ending it? 780 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,420 No. 781 00:45:28,899 --> 00:45:30,031 You should. 782 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,251 Why, do you know? 783 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:35,558 I don't. 784 00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,648 Honestly, I really don't care. 785 00:45:40,693 --> 00:45:43,827 But I think you should know if you're going to stay based on that. 786 00:45:46,525 --> 00:45:49,833 It just sounds like they got what they needed, and it's time to wrap it up. 787 00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:51,617 But what were they looking for? 788 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,490 Again, I don't care. 789 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:58,146 I think it's a great way to go and I'm ready to take it. 790 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:01,671 But if I were you, 791 00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:05,631 I wouldn't want to make the decision without knowing all the facts. 792 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:09,548 I mean, for all we know, this world is defective, 793 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:12,856 and you'll be stuck here all on your own 794 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,075 while it falls apart. 795 00:46:15,903 --> 00:46:17,295 I'm just being honest. 796 00:46:19,645 --> 00:46:21,996 [breathes softly] 797 00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:24,085 Would they really end this 798 00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,304 if it was good enough to keep? 799 00:46:27,392 --> 00:46:31,266 [birds chirping] 800 00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:37,054 I'm gonna go back inside. 801 00:46:38,577 --> 00:46:41,493 You come in whenever you're ready. 802 00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:45,236 I know your mom would like to spend more time with you. 803 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:55,464 [door closes] 804 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:10,087 We're so happy you came over, sweetie. 805 00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:12,611 Yeah, I'm glad I came too. 806 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:15,919 I didn't think this is how we'd be saying goodbye. 807 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:18,269 Well, I'll come back. 808 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,923 We still have a few more days. 809 00:47:22,186 --> 00:47:26,930 -Actually, we're gonna... -Remember how we were supposed to go to Fiji for our 30th? 810 00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,976 [Gary] We decided we should still go. 811 00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:33,589 Why not spend what little time we have left in paradise? 812 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,245 Wow. 813 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:39,987 I completely forgot about that. 814 00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:41,902 -I guess I just assumed... -[Mom] I know. 815 00:47:41,945 --> 00:47:44,556 I was surprised people were flying as well. 816 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,645 I guess the pilots had the same idea as us. 817 00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:50,301 And it's not like getting a refund is any help at this point. 818 00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:57,482 Well, wow, that sounds... 819 00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,399 nice, that sounds really nice. 820 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:02,835 I'm happy for you guys. 821 00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:05,577 Thanks, sweetie. 822 00:48:08,624 --> 00:48:12,062 So... this is it. 823 00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:16,240 Yeah, I guess it is. 824 00:48:19,069 --> 00:48:20,941 Okay. Well, I love you guys. [chuckles] 825 00:48:23,769 --> 00:48:27,208 I wish you could stay, but I want you to live your lives. 826 00:48:28,426 --> 00:48:29,819 We love you, too. 827 00:48:31,603 --> 00:48:34,998 And we are so proud of you for always being yourself. 828 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:38,567 Hey, good luck. 829 00:48:39,524 --> 00:48:41,657 I know you'll make the right choice for you. 830 00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:51,319 Oh Dad, can you do me a favor? 831 00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:53,582 Of course. 832 00:48:55,149 --> 00:48:56,802 Wear pants on the plane. 833 00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:58,935 You know, for Mom? 834 00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:02,243 [Mom giggles] Will do. 835 00:49:02,634 --> 00:49:04,375 Okay. 836 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,817 [sniffling] 837 00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:18,215 [Mom sniffles] [Gary] Oh, it's okay. 838 00:49:21,305 --> 00:49:24,395 [car beeps] 839 00:49:30,923 --> 00:49:33,056 You're right, they're pretty interesting people. 840 00:49:33,839 --> 00:49:36,451 -I guess that I could have-- -Why is our simulation ending? 841 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,019 It has served its purpose. 842 00:49:39,584 --> 00:49:42,022 We are reallocating resources to other simulations. 843 00:49:42,935 --> 00:49:46,678 Okay, then what was its purpose? 844 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:51,770 Every simulation is designed to test a specific variable's impact on the world. 845 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:53,903 Sometimes the sky is a different color. 846 00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:55,948 Sometimes snow is warm. 847 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:57,733 Some are permanent. 848 00:49:57,776 --> 00:49:59,604 Others are temporary. 849 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:02,346 What was our variable? 850 00:50:03,521 --> 00:50:04,870 The great auk. 851 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,569 What the shit is that? 852 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:10,050 A flightless bird. 853 00:50:11,616 --> 00:50:12,661 What? 854 00:50:13,923 --> 00:50:15,490 A penguin. 855 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,494 -A penguin? -Yes. 856 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:23,889 A fucking penguin. 857 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:26,631 Not a singular penguin. A species of penguins. 858 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:32,246 All righty then, where are these penguins? 859 00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:35,640 They lived in the North Atlantic, but they're all gone now. 860 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:38,295 Hunted to extinction in the middle 19th century. 861 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:41,168 Then why is this just ending now? 862 00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:48,088 We want to see a variable's impact on the world, but also the impact of its absence. 863 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:53,093 Great. Fucking penguins ended the world. 864 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:58,881 More accurately, the presence of the penguins was the reason for the world. 865 00:50:59,664 --> 00:51:02,363 Absence of them is the reason for the end of the world. 866 00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:07,237 [softly] It was us. 867 00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:09,109 Come again? 868 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:12,199 [inhales] It was us all along. 869 00:51:13,243 --> 00:51:14,462 It was our fault. 870 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:16,551 We were in control. 871 00:51:17,421 --> 00:51:19,031 We destroyed the variable. 872 00:51:19,684 --> 00:51:21,121 We ended the world. 873 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:26,517 In a manner of speaking, yes. We're really ending it for you. 874 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,650 Although you did give us reason to. 875 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:31,174 That said, we are also responsible 876 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:33,176 for the creation of the world in the first place. 877 00:51:34,046 --> 00:51:37,441 We're also essentially you of the future, except not in a simulation. 878 00:51:38,181 --> 00:51:39,661 It's all very complicated. 879 00:51:39,704 --> 00:51:42,446 It's all just as fucking pointless as before. 880 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:45,362 -Yes, but-- -Get out. 881 00:51:46,276 --> 00:51:47,669 What? 882 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:50,498 Get out of the car. 883 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,717 I don't want to see you anymore. 884 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:57,331 I've made up my mind. I can't stay in this world. 885 00:52:00,682 --> 00:52:02,074 -But-- -[screams] Get out! 886 00:52:03,815 --> 00:52:05,121 All right. 887 00:52:13,912 --> 00:52:15,436 I'll still be keeping an eye on you. 888 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,178 If you change your mind, I'll know. 889 00:52:19,831 --> 00:52:21,485 Good luck, Sarah. 890 00:52:25,402 --> 00:52:28,100 [vehicle speeds away] 891 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:42,724 [insects buzzing] 892 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:58,870 [screams angrily] Fuck! 893 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:01,569 [knocking] 894 00:53:13,972 --> 00:53:15,235 Hi. 895 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:17,802 You okay? 896 00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:24,156 Yeah. Yeah, totally fine. 897 00:53:25,070 --> 00:53:27,986 Okay, good, good. If you say so. 898 00:53:28,726 --> 00:53:30,989 I guess we're all totally fine right now. 899 00:53:34,471 --> 00:53:37,300 Sorry, you just caught me off guard. 900 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:41,217 I didn't think anyone would see me like this. 901 00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:42,262 Oh, it's fine. 902 00:53:43,088 --> 00:53:44,525 I'll let you get back to it. 903 00:53:44,568 --> 00:53:46,657 I just wanted to give you one of these. 904 00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:51,532 An end of the world party? 905 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,492 Everybody's going at once, so why don't we have some fun and all go together? 906 00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:58,930 A little weird. 907 00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:03,065 Yeah, well isn't all this a little weird in like a cosmic sense? 908 00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:07,243 Okay, you win. 909 00:54:07,765 --> 00:54:09,071 Right on. 910 00:54:10,594 --> 00:54:13,554 Starts at eight on Friday, obviously ends at midnight. 911 00:54:13,945 --> 00:54:15,599 [chuckles] 912 00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:19,864 All right. Well, I gotta finish passing these out. 913 00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:21,431 I'll see you then. 914 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:29,134 [insects buzzing] 915 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:39,144 [intense music playing] 916 00:54:44,367 --> 00:54:50,634 [Sarah whimpering and crying] 917 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:05,214 [hyperventilating] 918 00:55:09,653 --> 00:55:15,442 [panting] 919 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:25,321 [intense music playing] 920 00:55:32,676 --> 00:55:35,418 [silence] 921 00:55:47,038 --> 00:55:48,562 [sniffles] 922 00:55:48,605 --> 00:55:52,827 Hey, Mom, just checking in. 923 00:55:56,178 --> 00:55:58,963 You guys are probably already on the plane, um... 924 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,750 And I don't even know if you're going to have service down there. 925 00:56:03,054 --> 00:56:05,666 But I figured I'd try anyway. 926 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:13,021 I... 927 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:17,025 uh... 928 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:21,246 kind of wish I had gone with you guys. 929 00:56:21,769 --> 00:56:23,771 [exhales] 930 00:56:24,249 --> 00:56:25,642 I probably would have said no if you'd asked. 931 00:56:25,686 --> 00:56:27,252 So I understand why you didn't. 932 00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:34,085 I just, um... 933 00:56:37,262 --> 00:56:39,047 I don't really know what to do with myself now. 934 00:56:39,656 --> 00:56:40,875 You know? 935 00:56:44,269 --> 00:56:45,923 [sniffles] 936 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,011 Yeah, you're probably not even going to get this. 937 00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:52,930 But If you do... I miss you. 938 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,196 Say hi to Dad for me. 939 00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,506 I love you guys. 940 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:18,565 [wild rock music playing] 941 00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:31,273 [wild rock music playing] 942 00:57:48,072 --> 00:57:53,948 [wild rock music playing] 943 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:16,753 [softly snoring] 944 00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:40,037 Barry? You all right? 945 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:42,997 Yeah, I'm great. 946 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,086 Just taking in the sky one last time. 947 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,262 This is it, you know? 948 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,657 Yeah, I guess it is. 949 00:58:51,396 --> 00:58:54,269 Well, at least now we all know there wasn't a point. 950 00:58:55,966 --> 00:58:57,185 Of what? 951 00:58:57,228 --> 00:58:59,404 Everything. Life. 952 00:58:59,448 --> 00:59:01,363 Is this even life? 953 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:05,585 I don't think I have the qualifications to answer that. 954 00:59:07,804 --> 00:59:09,850 You know, back when I worked on Wall Street 955 00:59:09,893 --> 00:59:11,721 I thought I had everything figured out. 956 00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:15,159 I was happy because I thought I was a success. 957 00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:22,210 But that was based on whatever I thought the world was. 958 00:59:22,253 --> 00:59:23,994 And then that changed. 959 00:59:24,516 --> 00:59:27,955 I changed, and it changed again. 960 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,220 What we think, we become. 961 00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:34,265 What? 962 00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,616 -Buddha. -Right. 963 00:59:37,921 --> 00:59:40,228 Um, well... 964 00:59:41,838 --> 00:59:44,101 maybe what's happening now is the point. 965 00:59:45,363 --> 00:59:47,888 Maybe it is about where we go next. 966 00:59:47,931 --> 00:59:49,411 Does it even matter where we go? 967 00:59:49,454 --> 00:59:51,587 I mean, we're here and then we aren't. 968 00:59:53,110 --> 00:59:56,157 We can't get to wherever is next on our own, you know, 969 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,290 so no matter what, we gotta go along for the ride, man. 970 00:59:59,334 --> 01:00:00,727 And then you know what? 971 01:00:01,771 --> 01:00:04,731 We all wind up in the same place anyway. 972 01:00:06,776 --> 01:00:09,300 I always thought it would be the aliens that took me away, 973 01:00:10,127 --> 01:00:11,825 but I guess this will have to do. 974 01:00:13,609 --> 01:00:15,002 Oh. 975 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,527 See you at the party tonight? 976 01:00:18,570 --> 01:00:21,748 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 977 01:00:22,357 --> 01:00:23,880 Far out. 978 01:00:24,881 --> 01:00:27,362 Far. Out. 979 01:00:30,017 --> 01:00:31,714 Hey Kay. 980 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,806 Um, give me a call back when you can. 981 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:42,638 I know that you're into whatever you're into now, 982 01:00:45,597 --> 01:00:48,688 but I wanted to see if maybe you wanted to hang out tonight. 983 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:57,218 I, I'm not doing too well. 984 01:00:57,261 --> 01:01:01,178 I'm actually, I'm pretty lonely. 985 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:06,053 I'm even thinking about going to a party tonight. 986 01:01:06,923 --> 01:01:09,709 Figured you'd come over just to see that happen. 987 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:12,929 I really don't want to go alone. 988 01:01:13,538 --> 01:01:16,193 [emotional music playing] 989 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:20,110 So... give me a call. 990 01:01:27,814 --> 01:01:33,210 [electronic music playing] 991 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:51,968 [upbeat music playing] 992 01:02:16,253 --> 01:02:21,128 [people chattering] 993 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:26,829 [pulsing dance music playing] 994 01:02:27,438 --> 01:02:31,181 Hey! Ooh, look at you. 995 01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:33,488 Oh, goddamn it. You again. 996 01:02:33,531 --> 01:02:34,706 What are you doing here, babe? 997 01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:39,537 Don't... Ugh, I don't know. 998 01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:41,496 I'm just here. What are you doing here? 999 01:02:41,539 --> 01:02:44,194 You know, sniffing around for some ladies. 1000 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:47,850 Figured the end of the world would leave them wanting to get pretty weird. 1001 01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:50,113 -Of course. -How about you, babe? 1002 01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:52,899 Do you not remember how our date ended? 1003 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,164 Hmm, I do, but I'm very persistent. 1004 01:02:58,426 --> 01:03:00,428 You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. 1005 01:03:00,471 --> 01:03:02,734 -Thought I was a six. -You are. 1006 01:03:02,778 --> 01:03:04,911 But ooh, you are looking good tonight. 1007 01:03:04,954 --> 01:03:07,304 I just might make you an honorary seven for the end of the world. 1008 01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:09,872 -Jesus, you're a shithead. -Come on. 1009 01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:12,875 It's not like you're gonna do any better with the time you got left. 1010 01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:14,703 What did I do to deserve this? 1011 01:03:14,746 --> 01:03:17,271 -What do you got to lose? -Fuck off! 1012 01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:23,146 All right, well, you know where to find me when you change your mind. 1013 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:28,108 Huh? Huh? Okay. [inhales] 1014 01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:32,721 [dance music playing] 1015 01:03:33,765 --> 01:03:36,116 Hey Kay, I'm really glad you're here. 1016 01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:41,948 Hello? 1017 01:03:45,081 --> 01:03:46,822 Is anyone home? 1018 01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:52,349 Are you on something? 1019 01:03:57,615 --> 01:03:59,443 Shit. 1020 01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:23,903 [electronic music playing] 1021 01:04:26,818 --> 01:04:29,734 [Barry] Hey everybody! Less than a minute! 1022 01:04:30,648 --> 01:04:32,041 Less than a minute! 1023 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:35,479 [people laughing and chattering] 1024 01:04:39,570 --> 01:04:43,923 [dramatic music playing] 1025 01:04:55,978 --> 01:05:02,376 [slow dramatic music playing] 1026 01:05:13,996 --> 01:05:18,696 [eerie silence] 1027 01:05:21,003 --> 01:05:23,266 [Sarah] It's hard to see how lost you are, 1028 01:05:24,093 --> 01:05:25,486 till you find your way back again. 1029 01:05:26,704 --> 01:05:29,229 I spent so many years fighting who I was, 1030 01:05:30,273 --> 01:05:33,973 then a bunch more trying to deal with the lack of identity that came from that. 1031 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:39,239 I tried so hard to be someone that people liked 1032 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,328 that I stopped being anybody at all. 1033 01:05:46,159 --> 01:05:47,769 It's been a long road, but... 1034 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,078 but I finally feel like myself again. 1035 01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:54,210 [exhales] 1036 01:05:55,298 --> 01:05:56,952 I almost forgot what that felt like. 1037 01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:02,175 It was euphoric, you know? 1038 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,134 I actually thought something was wrong. 1039 01:06:06,135 --> 01:06:07,658 But then I realized that... 1040 01:06:08,659 --> 01:06:11,314 this must be what it feels like 1041 01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:16,015 to not be buried by anxiety and depression 24 hours a day. 1042 01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:20,367 The lows are actually offset by highs, 1043 01:06:21,672 --> 01:06:24,936 instead of lows and slightly better lows. 1044 01:06:30,681 --> 01:06:31,987 I know I gave you a hard time. 1045 01:06:34,598 --> 01:06:35,817 But you're right. 1046 01:06:36,687 --> 01:06:37,906 It is a process. 1047 01:06:41,649 --> 01:06:44,565 And I'm glad I stuck with it because I'm finally putting the work in 1048 01:06:44,608 --> 01:06:47,742 and I'm really starting to see the results. 1049 01:06:52,007 --> 01:06:53,443 Same time next week? 1050 01:06:55,141 --> 01:07:00,102 [upbeat rock music playing] 1051 01:07:18,033 --> 01:07:23,778 [upbeat rock music playing] 1052 01:07:34,005 --> 01:07:40,751 [upbeat rock music playing] 1053 01:07:54,591 --> 01:07:59,901 [upbeat rock music playing] 1054 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:25,405 [upbeat rock music playing] 1055 01:08:40,289 --> 01:08:45,381 [upbeat rock music playing] 1056 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:50,647 [birds chirping] 1057 01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:53,084 [footsteps] 1058 01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,784 -Hey! -Fuck! 1059 01:08:56,827 --> 01:08:59,047 Holy shit! It's you. 1060 01:09:00,396 --> 01:09:01,702 Fuck... 1061 01:09:01,745 --> 01:09:03,834 Do you remember me? It's Tucker. 1062 01:09:04,661 --> 01:09:06,620 Unfortunately, I do. 1063 01:09:06,663 --> 01:09:09,492 -What the hell are you doing here? -Awesome! This is so rad! 1064 01:09:10,667 --> 01:09:13,104 I haven't seen anyone in two years. 1065 01:09:13,148 --> 01:09:15,237 Well, I figured you would have gone out with everyone else. 1066 01:09:15,281 --> 01:09:17,326 I mean, the last I saw you was at the end of the world party. 1067 01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,676 No, it wasn't really my thing. 1068 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,593 I'm kind of all about living in the present and not repeating the past. 1069 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:26,509 That's a surprisingly good answer. 1070 01:09:28,424 --> 01:09:29,469 I kind of regret it, though. There's not really any chicks here, so... 1071 01:09:29,512 --> 01:09:31,775 -There it is. -I'm kidding. 1072 01:09:32,254 --> 01:09:33,864 I'm kind of surprised you didn't go. 1073 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,779 And you can go right back to thinking I didn't. 1074 01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:37,738 Wait, wait. We should stick together or something, you know? 1075 01:09:37,781 --> 01:09:40,175 I can't imagine you wanna be alone. 1076 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,830 -I'm good. -You sure? 1077 01:09:43,352 --> 01:09:45,876 I mean, it's just the two of us. 1078 01:09:47,051 --> 01:09:49,053 I know I've been lonely. 1079 01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:51,404 I was actually doing really well here before you showed up. 1080 01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,189 Where have you been, anyway? 1081 01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:59,194 I brought a couple of chicks back to my apartment in the city, 1082 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:00,717 and then I just stayed. 1083 01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:04,155 The city's not really fun though without all of the people. 1084 01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:07,898 And I got tired of walking up the stairs. 1085 01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:09,509 So I came out here. 1086 01:10:09,552 --> 01:10:11,206 I'm not really sure what I was trying to find. 1087 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,729 Well, it's really not that much better up here. 1088 01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:15,166 So maybe you should just go back. 1089 01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:18,169 We're here now, we should probably make the most of it. 1090 01:10:18,213 --> 01:10:19,954 -Gotta go. -Hey, hey. 1091 01:10:19,997 --> 01:10:21,390 I just can't believe I ran into you. 1092 01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:24,393 You know, we should hang out tomorrow. 1093 01:10:25,394 --> 01:10:28,049 I can't hear you. Bye. 1094 01:10:28,092 --> 01:10:29,833 I'll come and find you in the morning. 1095 01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:34,882 [birds chirping] 1096 01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:37,493 [Tucker] Huh. 1097 01:10:48,461 --> 01:10:50,114 [backpack thumps] 1098 01:10:55,903 --> 01:11:00,211 [screams loudly] 1099 01:11:11,614 --> 01:11:14,530 [crashing] 1100 01:11:24,192 --> 01:11:28,196 [footsteps crunching] 1101 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,723 Good morning! 1102 01:11:34,637 --> 01:11:36,422 What are you doing here? 1103 01:11:36,465 --> 01:11:37,901 I told you I'd come find you today. 1104 01:11:38,554 --> 01:11:41,209 Look, I got a pair of wheels so I can keep up with you. 1105 01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:43,646 Seriously? 1106 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:45,779 Yeah, let's go. 1107 01:11:45,822 --> 01:11:48,564 You really can't take a hint, can you? 1108 01:11:49,609 --> 01:11:51,045 What do I have to lose, right? 1109 01:11:54,091 --> 01:12:00,576 [slow music playing] 1110 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:09,150 [Tucker] Hey! 1111 01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:12,327 Where are you going? 1112 01:12:22,946 --> 01:12:24,383 Help! 1113 01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:29,953 [water gurgling] 1114 01:12:36,743 --> 01:12:38,309 Looks like nice, clean water. 1115 01:12:40,964 --> 01:12:43,663 The river water I was drinking in the city was fucking gross. 1116 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,360 Blech. 1117 01:12:48,929 --> 01:12:52,672 You know, I didn't expect to find anyone when I came back here. 1118 01:12:53,629 --> 01:12:56,632 Yeah, if only that had actually discouraged you. 1119 01:12:57,328 --> 01:12:59,461 Honestly, I was just really excited to see you. 1120 01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,855 So sorry if I came on a little strong. 1121 01:13:02,986 --> 01:13:04,640 [Tucker sighs] 1122 01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:07,904 It's been lonely, you know? 1123 01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:09,558 I'm an extrovert. 1124 01:13:09,602 --> 01:13:11,647 So this whole thing has been pretty hard on me. 1125 01:13:13,562 --> 01:13:14,911 Maybe I should've went with everyone else. 1126 01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:16,957 I wish you did. 1127 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,307 Wow, that's a pretty shitty thing to say. 1128 01:13:19,655 --> 01:13:23,920 Yeah, well, consider it fair payback for being such an asshole to me before. 1129 01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:27,228 [scoffs] You're seriously not over that? 1130 01:13:27,489 --> 01:13:31,362 Come on, I have had some time to realize I was a little bit of a dick, 1131 01:13:31,406 --> 01:13:33,626 but you're not even capable 1132 01:13:33,669 --> 01:13:35,802 of forgiving the one person left in the world to forgive? 1133 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,065 No. I'm not. 1134 01:13:39,501 --> 01:13:41,634 It's like I said when we met. 1135 01:13:41,677 --> 01:13:45,376 You're the embodiment of everything that was wrong with our world. 1136 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:50,077 I can't even look at you without being reminded of how miserable I used to be. 1137 01:13:50,686 --> 01:13:53,820 [exhales] I forgave myself for not living my life. 1138 01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:56,083 That was hard enough. I don't need you here 1139 01:13:56,126 --> 01:13:58,781 to remind me of the world that made me that way in the first place. 1140 01:14:00,174 --> 01:14:01,784 Look, I'm glad you feel better about yourself. 1141 01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:03,569 I really am. 1142 01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:06,485 But if you've grown up, how do you know I haven't too? 1143 01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:09,313 Because you don't want to. 1144 01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:12,491 You're too in love with yourself to care about changing. 1145 01:14:13,187 --> 01:14:15,711 Maybe you're not as good at reading people as you think you are. 1146 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,496 That's hilarious coming from you. 1147 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,367 I'm not done, okay? 1148 01:14:19,628 --> 01:14:21,021 I'm aware I was an asshole. 1149 01:14:21,412 --> 01:14:23,197 I know what I did. I remember what I said. 1150 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,505 I mean that whole persona that you hated so much, 1151 01:14:26,548 --> 01:14:31,161 just a character I created to mask a giant stack of insecurities. 1152 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,772 I wanted people to like me. 1153 01:14:32,815 --> 01:14:34,730 So I figured the best way to get them to think 1154 01:14:34,774 --> 01:14:38,168 I was cool and confident was to treat them like shit. 1155 01:14:39,256 --> 01:14:42,259 And you know what's funny is it actually worked. 1156 01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:44,218 So I kept doing it. 1157 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:46,873 [water gurgling] 1158 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:51,530 I've had a lot of time to think and I can finally admit how toxic it all was. 1159 01:14:52,705 --> 01:14:56,970 Meanwhile, you're just as judgmental and selfish as you were before. 1160 01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:59,450 I get you might not want me here, 1161 01:14:59,494 --> 01:15:01,496 but maybe you should get off your high horse of bitchery 1162 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:02,845 and look in the fucking mirror. 1163 01:15:07,110 --> 01:15:09,286 Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 1164 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,464 Sarah! Sarah, come back. 1165 01:15:20,471 --> 01:15:24,824 [slow music playing] 1166 01:15:24,867 --> 01:15:27,174 [grunts] 1167 01:15:33,354 --> 01:15:34,573 Excellent. 1168 01:15:56,159 --> 01:15:57,596 Sarah! 1169 01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:08,389 Sarah, I'm really sorry. 1170 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,741 -Let me carry one of those. -Just leave me alone. 1171 01:16:12,785 --> 01:16:15,091 I swear, I can be useful if you just let me. 1172 01:16:15,135 --> 01:16:16,745 No! I have everything under control. 1173 01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:18,573 I was doing just fine on my own. 1174 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,620 Please, there's got to be something I can do. 1175 01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:23,926 -I'm fine. -Just let me help you. 1176 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:26,102 -Let me give you a hand! -You don't listen to me! 1177 01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,800 [Tucker yells] 1178 01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:29,584 [loud thud] 1179 01:16:39,942 --> 01:16:44,773 [slow dramatic music playing] 1180 01:17:07,622 --> 01:17:12,975 [slow dramatic music playing] 1181 01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:40,176 [slow dramatic music playing] 1182 01:17:59,848 --> 01:18:04,897 [slow dramatic music playing] 1183 01:18:27,963 --> 01:18:33,403 [slow dramatic music playing] 1184 01:18:55,686 --> 01:18:57,601 [knocking] 1185 01:18:58,994 --> 01:19:03,912 [ominous music playing] 1186 01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:39,078 -Hello. -Hi. 1187 01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:42,951 I'm just here to sell you some solar panels. 1188 01:19:42,995 --> 01:19:45,084 [sobbing] 1189 01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,526 [sobbing] 1190 01:19:59,272 --> 01:20:00,490 I've had my eye on you. 1191 01:20:01,970 --> 01:20:03,319 Really? 1192 01:20:04,755 --> 01:20:07,236 There aren't that many of you left, so we like to 1193 01:20:07,584 --> 01:20:08,847 check in from time to time. 1194 01:20:10,805 --> 01:20:11,937 How many? 1195 01:20:12,589 --> 01:20:16,985 246,922 worldwide. 1196 01:20:17,899 --> 01:20:20,162 Bet that sounds like more than it is. 1197 01:20:21,076 --> 01:20:22,338 Yes, it does. 1198 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:26,603 It seems you've had it rough the last few days. 1199 01:20:28,301 --> 01:20:29,389 Yeah. 1200 01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:31,434 Are you okay? 1201 01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:34,916 I think it's pretty clear that I'm not. 1202 01:20:35,743 --> 01:20:37,223 I know. 1203 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,530 Who would have thought I'd care about that creep? [sniffles] 1204 01:20:42,097 --> 01:20:45,884 People, real ones and simulated ones alike, 1205 01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:49,496 are programmed to care about each other. 1206 01:20:51,759 --> 01:20:55,458 You just forgot that because society had trained you to think otherwise. 1207 01:20:56,242 --> 01:21:00,333 In plain terms, people need people. 1208 01:21:02,117 --> 01:21:03,466 I don't know. 1209 01:21:05,773 --> 01:21:07,862 Before, everyone just left. 1210 01:21:08,819 --> 01:21:10,386 Poof. 1211 01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:15,696 I was here by myself and everything was great. 1212 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,049 That douchebag, I fucking hated him. 1213 01:21:21,093 --> 01:21:22,311 But... 1214 01:21:24,835 --> 01:21:26,185 seeing him... 1215 01:21:28,404 --> 01:21:31,625 dead, there on the ground... 1216 01:21:34,758 --> 01:21:36,282 it all became real. 1217 01:21:39,285 --> 01:21:42,114 After two years of feeling more alive than I've ever felt, 1218 01:21:42,157 --> 01:21:44,377 reality came crashing in 1219 01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:47,902 and suddenly I was more alone than I ever thought possible. 1220 01:21:51,514 --> 01:21:54,343 Before I was able to live like this whole world was mine. 1221 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:59,435 But now I can't go anywhere without being reminded of what we used to be. 1222 01:22:02,177 --> 01:22:06,138 if it makes you feel any better, he is with everybody else now. 1223 01:22:07,095 --> 01:22:10,098 [breathes heavily] Really? 1224 01:22:11,708 --> 01:22:14,450 Everyone goes to the same place in the end. 1225 01:22:26,288 --> 01:22:27,855 Do you want to stay here? 1226 01:22:32,033 --> 01:22:35,471 I made my choice, and it's my responsibility to live with it. 1227 01:22:38,126 --> 01:22:42,696 If you like, I can send you to where everyone else is. 1228 01:22:46,613 --> 01:22:47,831 You can do that? 1229 01:22:51,096 --> 01:22:53,794 Everyone who stays will eventually choose to go. 1230 01:22:53,837 --> 01:22:58,059 We just have to let them come to that decision in their own time. 1231 01:23:00,931 --> 01:23:02,411 [whimpers] 1232 01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:05,762 I don't think I can do this anymore. [sniffles] 1233 01:23:05,806 --> 01:23:07,025 It's okay. 1234 01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:10,202 [exhales] Why did I think I could make it on my own? 1235 01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:13,814 You did. 1236 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,644 You were on your own for two years. 1237 01:23:19,950 --> 01:23:22,257 But that's a lot for any one person. 1238 01:23:24,912 --> 01:23:26,087 You know, it's funny. 1239 01:23:28,002 --> 01:23:32,006 People would say that suicide was the easy way out. 1240 01:23:33,529 --> 01:23:37,011 It pissed me off hearing that because most people have no idea 1241 01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:39,057 the kind of pain it takes to get to that point. 1242 01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:43,887 But I am just now realizing 1243 01:23:43,931 --> 01:23:49,806 that I judged everyone that left for taking the easy way out. 1244 01:23:52,722 --> 01:23:54,115 But I couldn't do it. 1245 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:01,209 I guess easy is all relative. [sniffles] 1246 01:24:03,298 --> 01:24:04,995 Everyone's struggle is different. 1247 01:24:06,562 --> 01:24:07,911 I know. 1248 01:24:09,696 --> 01:24:11,393 So what do you think? 1249 01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:14,831 [sighs] I think... 1250 01:24:17,530 --> 01:24:18,748 I'm ready. 1251 01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:21,925 I understand. 1252 01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:26,843 But can I just have the rest of the day here 1253 01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:31,370 for myself, just to take it all in? 1254 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:33,894 Of course. 1255 01:24:35,374 --> 01:24:37,115 I'll come by tomorrow morning. 1256 01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:39,334 Thanks. 1257 01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:43,121 And I'm sorry. 1258 01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:47,560 You were only there to help me and I shouldn't have treated you that way. 1259 01:24:49,431 --> 01:24:50,998 Don't worry about it. 1260 01:24:52,869 --> 01:24:54,697 At least you didn't lock me in the basement. 1261 01:24:54,741 --> 01:24:57,091 [laughs and sniffles] 1262 01:25:05,795 --> 01:25:08,885 Do you remember when you asked me if I had met another version of you? 1263 01:25:08,929 --> 01:25:10,713 Yeah, you wouldn't tell me. 1264 01:25:11,758 --> 01:25:14,543 I know. I couldn't then. 1265 01:25:15,805 --> 01:25:17,198 So? 1266 01:25:17,851 --> 01:25:22,116 I have met roughly 321,000 versions of you. 1267 01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:25,206 They're all a little bit different, 1268 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:27,730 but they are all you. 1269 01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:35,216 I couldn't tell you before because not all of them choose to stay. 1270 01:25:36,304 --> 01:25:38,437 And I didn't want to let that influence your decision. 1271 01:25:40,743 --> 01:25:43,442 In fact, a lot of them 1272 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,314 are a little bit quicker with the pills than you were, 1273 01:25:47,489 --> 01:25:49,970 and they never get to hear the truth in the first place. 1274 01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:55,628 Those that do stay tend to not last very long. 1275 01:25:58,761 --> 01:26:01,851 Of all the Sarahs, you've made it the farthest. 1276 01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:09,685 You are the strongest and most true version of yourself. 1277 01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:16,997 No matter what you think or how you feel right now... 1278 01:26:20,566 --> 01:26:22,220 you've done great. 1279 01:26:22,263 --> 01:26:24,526 [sniffles and exhales] 1280 01:26:29,401 --> 01:26:34,449 [climactic music] 1281 01:26:41,413 --> 01:26:42,892 I'll see you tomorrow. 1282 01:26:44,459 --> 01:26:49,638 [slow dramatic music playing] 1283 01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:12,008 [slow dramatic music playing] 1284 01:27:29,330 --> 01:27:36,294 [emotional music playing] 1285 01:28:01,797 --> 01:28:07,977 [emotional music playing] 1286 01:28:39,444 --> 01:28:44,884 [emotional music playing] 1287 01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:04,077 [slow rock music playing] 1288 01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:40,853 [slow rock music playing] 1289 01:30:10,404 --> 01:30:17,063 [slow rock music playing] 1290 01:30:50,749 --> 01:30:57,320 [slow rock music playing]