(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(GROWLS)
* La, la, la, la, la
* La, la, la, la, la *
SMURF: Morning!
One-hundred and ninety-six, 197, 198, 199...
Whew!
(GRUNTS)
Two hundred! Whoa.
Hello, Smurfette. Hi, Hefty.
How are you today?
Cos I'm in great shape! Mmm-hmm.
Hmm.
That thing looks heavy. Not at all, Hefty.
You need a hand?
You're sweet, Hefty, but I can handle a rosebush.
You want me to smurf a hole, so you can plant it?
Or make an enclosure to protect it?
Oh, that's okay. Farmer said he'd help me.
Farmer?
Your carriage is a-calling, missy. Oh, merci, monsieur!
But, Smurfette, are you sure? Bye!
(SIGHS)
I've got a present for you, Hefty!
Not today, Jokey.
Why so blue?
Forget it. You wouldn't understand.
Ignore this clown. What's got you down?
Well, I just don't know why certain Smurfs barely notice me.
He means Smurfette.
No!
Anyway, what's wrong with me?
I've got bulging biceps, perfect pecs, square shoulders...
Floral deodorant. Why doesn't she like me?
If you're handsome and fair, the problem might be elsewhere.
Your nose is too big.
What did you say? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Just kidding.
Not funny.
My nose is just perfect!
Okay, maybe it's a little big.
Hmm.
BRAINY: Diameter, depth... HEFTY: Ouch!
BRAINY: Sarsaparilla deodorant.
The size of your pants, plus the length of your tongue,
multiplied by the width of your nostrils,
divided by Papa Smurf's age.
Hefty, it's basic math. Your nose is 37% too big.
It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Lucky for you, I have just the solution!
Mmm-hmm.
SMURFETTE: Ooh... Whoo-hoo!
Huh?
Hi, Smurfette. (GASPS)
Ouch!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh, Hefty, you're so funny.
Holy Smurfs.
You won't woo her like that. Leave this to the experts.
Ha-ha!
(PLAYING TRUMPET)
(CARIBBEAN MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh... Oh.
(MUSIC STOPS)
(CLOCK TICKING)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Ouch!
Boys.
Why don't you ask Papa Smurf for a nose smurf?
A nose smurf?
But why, Hefty?
Me, I don't like nose smurfs.
Smurfette thinks it's too big.
37% too big. You must have a potion for that.
No, I don't have that kind of potion.
You're being ridiculous. Your nose is just fine.
Vanity, is your nose too big? Heavens, no.
My nose is superb, just like the rest of my face.
And there you have it.
If Vanity likes his nose, then we all like our noses.
There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.
Now I have to get back to work.
Smurfing your nose, whatever next?
I haven't had my final word. Follow me.
Papa Smurf doesn't want to help?
No matter. Gargamel must have something in one of his spell books.
Hefty, would you remind me where Gargamel is supposed to be?
Today is the all-you-can-eat buffet at the tavern,
and that cheapskate Gargamel wouldn't miss it for the world.
There's no time to lose. We have to smurf that book and fast.
Er, Brainy? I think I found it.
Yeah, yeah, Dimwitty. Could you stop bothering me for nothing?
I'm busy searching. Can't you see this is serious?
Oh, okay.
It's not here or here either.
Where could he have put that book?
Hefty, please, I have to say, are you sure about that buffet?
Of course. Why?
Because he's eaten so fast this time,
I don't even have time to rhyme.
How dare they accuse me of taking too much food!
It's called an all-you-can-eat buffet, isn't it?
Now, where's my key... Ow!
Ow.
What? You smell Smurfs?
Oh, please.
That's the Brussels sprouts, you fleabag!
Dear Smurfs, let us make haste,
or Gargamel will lay us to waste!
Aah!
I can't believe it, Dimwitty!
Why didn't you tell us you'd smurfed the magic book?
Move, please. Okay, potion to smurf my nose...
"How to shower with one teaspoon of toad drool"?
Five steps more, and he'll be at the door!
"How to grow lush, silky hair."
Four...
"How to make your toes multiply..." Wait!
Someone ripped out a page? You mean this one?
Mmm, delicious. It has a little sarsaparilla taste.
Three...
Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty! You actually found the right page!
Two...
Let's smurf out of here.
One!
Oh, stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull!
They wouldn't dare come here. They're too afraid of me.
Smurf the magic cream with your spatula.
Then apply to nose.
A small amount, right?
Well?
Hmm.
Hefty, I so apologize. Your snout is the same size.
All I want is a smaller nose.
Is that too much to ask?
Patience, Hefty. It says here to wait 12 hours.
Okay.
Goodnight. BRAINY: See you tomorrow.
Don't give up hope. JOKEY: Bye!
JOKEY: No fair.
Somebody gave him a present bigger than mine.
Where's Hefty?
(WHINNIES)
Ah! What is that?
It looks like a very big nose.
Dimwitty, watch out!
It's a smurf-tastrophe!
Gargamel's cream turned Hefty into a giant nose!
It's going to Smurfette's!
Huh? What is going on?
BRAINY: We'll explain on the way!
JOKEY: Hefty turned into a giant nose!
We have to save Smurfette!
Huh?
ALL: Smurfette! (SCREAMS)
You're in mortal danger!
You must hide in the forest. Quick!
You know nothing scares me.
(SCREAMS) What's that?
(NICKERS)
That is Hefty. Wait, I've got an idea.
Hello, Hefty... Er, Nose. I've got a present for you.
(JOKEY SCREAMS)
I'm okay!
Smurfette, run!
Smurfette!
Handy, great timing!
Yay!
I've got you...
And there she goes, up the nose.
Come on! There's not a minute to lose!
Handy? Mmm-hmm?
Hold him back as long as you can.
I'm going to smurf a plan.
Okay, Papa Smurf.
Ha. Time to take action.
Okay.
Whoa!
Uh-oh.
(HANDY SCREAMS)
Now!
Go!
(SNEEZES)
Ew. Ew!
(CHUCKLES) Pepper. Works every time.
Smurf the cage!
Oh, Hefty, what came over you?
You've always had a lovely nose.
(KISSES)
SMURF: Hey there!
How are you doing today, Hefty?
Are you back to normal yet?
Could be a few more days. Who knows?
(SMURFETTE SINGING) * La, la, la-la-la-la
* La, la-la, la, la
* La, la, la-la-la-la
* La, la-la, la-la Mmm.
* La, la, la-la-la-la
* La, la-la, la-la... *
(GARGAMEL LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(ALL GASP)
Rabbit stew for dinner.
(AZRAEL MEOWS) Stop whining, you cursed fleabag!
If you want to eat, then just hunt.
There must be a rat or two around here.
Hmm? Smurfs?
Get 'em, Azrael!
Smurfette! GARGAMEL: Oh...
My hunting expedition just got interesting.
You and your clumsiness!
Unhand her, you monster!
Thank you, Hefty.
(AZRAEL GROWLS)
HEFTY: Clumsy, stay away from Smurfette this time!
Whoa!
(CLUMSY BURBLING)
Whoa!
Hey, watch the trousers. They're new!
Whoa!
In your dreams, you overgrown furball.
This little guy is mine!
BOTH: No!
(GARGAMEL SINGING) * When Gargamel is on the hunt
* He always gets a little runt
* Watch out, little forest critters
* Gargamel is on your trail *
Some hunter. You never would've caught me
if I hadn't tripped over my own two feet.
It doesn't matter how I caught you.
It just matters that I did,
and I'll catch your 99 little friends, too!
Huh?
Listen, Smurf.
What would you give to get rid of your two left feet?
You see, this little magic amulet, it's very powerful.
When you wear it, it makes you the opposite of what you are.
No more clumsiness.
You must think I'm a fool.
Don't believe me, huh? Let me show you.
Nice bunny...
Mean bunny.
(GROWLS AND BARKS)
Huh?
Just imagine. You'll be graceful.
For once, you would be the hero.
Hey. Mmm-hmm.
Let me handle this.
Ow!
Oh, thank you, Graceful.
Graceful forever.
No, no, no!
I couldn't give something like this to you for nothing.
Hmm, what could you do for me?
Maybe... draw a map to the Smurf village?
No way. I'll never do that.
Ah, you Smurfs and your loyalty.
Oh, well, you missed your chance, Clumsy.
I'm keeping it.
(UNLOCKS CAGE)
I know he escaped!
That was part of my plan, you numbskull!
That amulet is also a tracking device.
It will lead us to the Smurf village.
SMURFETTE: Help, Smurfs!
Smurf the alarm!
Clumsy's been captured by Gargamel!
Oh, no! It was bound to happen.
Yep, he's so clumsy.
We have to rescue him right away.
CLUMSY: Who needs rescuing?
Ha-ha!
Whoa.
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING)
Mmm-hmm. Ha!
Clumsy, is that you?
That's what I call smurfing a girl off her feet.
How did you learn to smurf like that?
Ha-ha, thanks to this.
It's a magic amulet that makes you the opposite of what you are.
SMURF: Could I become tall?
Could I walk on my hands?
Let me try it.
Me, I don't like amulets.
But I love you guys.
I say it's a trick.
GARGAMEL: Now show me the way, magic ball.
MAGIC BALL: At the mushroom, take the second exit.
Not that exit, you nimrod! It said the fourth one.
Erm, actually, I said, "Take the second exit."
I bet you the village is right behind that bush!
Oh!
MAGIC BALL: Turn around when possible.
Oh, just passing through.
Ouch.
(LAUGHS)
Everyone fears the great Gargamel!
MAGIC BALL: Turn right at the bear, and head straight on.
Wow.
Two-hundred and ten, 211, 212, 213...
What's going on here?
Lazy, is that you?
It sure is, Papa Smurf.
He's setting a record, thanks to Clumsy's amulet.
An amulet? What in the world is this smurf-sense?
What a nightmare that was.
(SNORING)
Where did you get this, Clumsy?
I borrowed it from Gargamel.
BOTH: Gargamel!
I get it. I can hear you.
Gargamel!
Hello!
Smurf for your lives, now!
Run all you want, you dirty little gnomes.
I've got you all this time!
(LAUGHS)
PAPA SMURF: You won't get away with this, Gargamel!
GARGAMEL: Speak for yourself, Grandpa.
I'm not the one in the bag. (LAUGHS)
GROUCHY: Me, I don't like being captured.
Oh.
BRAINY: Release us immediately!
Papa Smurf always says that everyone is born equal,
and nobody should live in captivity, right?
Oh, and while you're at it,
you should let that rabbit out, too... Whoa!
Azrael, you can eat this annoying one.
Wait, Gargamel!
Your cat will find Brainy much tastier if you cook him in, uh...
In a Smurf stew!
Hmm.
Very well, there.
Remind me, how do you cook Smurf stew?
Don't tell me you don't know how to cook Smurf stew.
You need parsley, thyme...
Preferably not the lemon kind. I'm allergic.
Don't forget the rosemary!
Oh, I've got some of that stuff in the backyard!
Be right back.
GROUCHY: Me, I don't like cauldrons.
SMURF: I don't know, maybe Papa Smurf does.
Ha-ha, Graceful to the rescue!
Clumsy! DIMWITTY: Look, it's Clumsy.
CLUMSY: Oh, no, better get the bandages!
Whee!
Not to worry! I'll smurf you all in a flash!
(GIGGLES)
Whoo!
I've never been so glad to see you.
Is this thyme or rosemary?
HEFTY: Run, run, quickly!
Careful not to trip on the way out.
That was smurf-tastic!
You're a hero, Clumsy.
Is that everyone?
Brainy!
BRAINY: Azrael, don't eat me, please!
I'm sure Dimwitty tastes better than I do!
CLUMSY: Brainy, it's okay. It's us. Oh.
Er, you know that thing about eating Dimwitty?
That was just a joke. Huh?
What in the... How did you blasted gnomes escape?
PAPA SMURF: Just like we always do, Gargamel!
You're going to regret this!
CLUMSY: Oh, no, the amulet!
Oh!
(GARGAMEL PANTING)
Get back here, you dirty little...
Uh-oh!
No!
(AZRAEL GROWLS)
Nice job at being clumsy.
I guess having two left feet isn't so bad after all.
That's it! Run away!
(BUNNY GROWLS) Nice bunny.
(GARGAMEL SCREAMS) Can we talk this over? Stop! Ow! Azrael!