(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SNARLS)
* La-la, la-la-la-la
* La-la-la, la-la
* La-la, la-la-la-la
* La-la-la-la-la
(PLEASANT MUSIC)
(SAW GRINDING)
Aah! (GRUNTS)
Handy, what are you smurfing
in the middle of my training ground?
What am I?
Storm, can't you see I'm sawing here?
You should know better than the set up your dumb targets
where other Smurfs are collecting wood
for very important inventions.
Oh, you mean like that very important portable butt holder
you invented last week?
I'll have you know that many important Smurf butts
went unheld until I invented the Butt-Bud 3,000.
It was a chair. You invented a chair.
Hmm.
(GROANS) I don't have time for this.
And what's so important about what you do?
Who cares about a rickety old stick
smurfing through the air? (CAT YOWLS)
Huh? Hmm?
BOTH: Was that just...
Azrael!
(MEOWING)
(SCREECHING)
I'll catch you. I'll catch you.
Here. Huh?
(SCREECHES)
Huh? (MEOWS)
Oh, next time.
Well, that was better at least.
No, no, no. No sneaking away.
I will get that magical amulet working.
And when I do, those pesky little Smurfs won't stand
a chance against the world's first flying pussycat.
What in the Smurf?
Hmm.
Here's one I haven't tried yet.
Power of wind, power of sky,
give this furry feather head the power to fly.
Ha ha! Success!
Now fly, you clawed canary.
(UPBEAT BANJO MUSIC)
Don't worry, Azrael.
I've got this to help you fly
and finally find the Smurf Village...
BOTH: Huh? Hopefully.
How does this thing work?
Aha, it's working.
I'm a genius. Aah! (GRUNTS)
(SCREECHES)
I'll catch you!
Oops, missed again. Let's start over.
We have to tell Papa Smurf. We have to tell Willow.
Papa Smurf. Willow.
There's only one way to settle this,
with a good old-fashioned duel.
BOTH: Rock, paper, Smurf.
Hmm. Ha ha!
Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf.
Gargamel has a magical amulet to make Azrael fly into...
We know. Hmm?
That's why Willow's here.
She smurfed Gargamel's plan this morning.
We're already searching for a spell
that will render the amulet useless.
What we don't have right now
is a way to get close to that flying cat.
We need you Smurfs to think of a solution
while we look for the spell.
Can we count on you?
BOTH: You know it. Hmm?
Hmm. (GRUMBLE)
Hey, Grouchy, present.
Me? I don't like...
(LAUGHING) (GROWLS)
I've got it... We smurf the spell on him
while he's taking his bath.
That'd be great if Azrael ever bathed.
Why don't we just sneak up on the dumb lump
and smurf him by surprise like this?
First of all, easy on that poor barrel.
And second, have you forgotten Azrael is now able to fly?
That's it!
If we can find a way to fly, too,
then we'll be able to get close to him.
Then I can use my arrows to smurf him back to the ground.
Hey, good idea. Hmm?
Handy, wait!
What are you smurfing?
I'm going to build a flying machine.
Hmm? A little room, please.
So what should I do? I don't know.
Go smurf your sticks through the air or something.
Hmm? Oh no, no, no, no.
I'll be at the Smurf in charge of this mission.
Thank you very much. I'll design the flying machine.
I am the defense expert after all.
Well, I'm the construction expert.
So I'll be the Smurf in charge. Thank you very much.
Whatever you say, Mr. "Expert."
Let's see who can build the greatest flying machine
Smurfdom has ever known.
Hmm.
(GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Hey. (CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING) Hmm.
Hmm. Yeah.
(BELL RINGING)
ALL: Huh? What's going on?
Hey, Smurfs, over here!
Hey! Come and see!
May I present the flying machine
that's going to save us all, the Flying Storm?
(ALL CLAMOR)
Can you really smurf in that?
Of course.
Prepare to be amazed! Hmm?
(EXCITED CHATTER)
I give you the Handy Jet.
Ha ha! Whoa!
Azrael's no match for that. Smurftastic.
Pretty awesome, huh, Storm? Meh.
Meh?
You think that hunk of junk will fly?
What are you calling a hunk of junk?
(AZRAEL YOWLS)
Huh? (SCREECHES)
It's Azrael.
Smurf for your lives! Huh?
Ah, cries of Smurf horror,
music to a sorcerer's ears.
Aah! (GRUNTS)
(MEOWS)
(SCREECHES)
There's no time to argue. Come on, into the Handy Jet.
Huh?
(EXCITING MUSIC)
Running late, Handy.
(LAUGHS)
There's only one Smurf who's going to defeat Azrael today.
And her name is Storm. Whoo!
(GROWLS)
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Ah! (MEOWS)
Get down from there, you imbecile.
Huh? Flying Smurfs?
We'll see about that.
(SCREECHES)
Handy, watch out!
(YELPS)
Hey! Wait!
(AZRAEL MEOWS)
Come on, you good for nothing.
(CHUCKLES)
(SCREECHING)
Wah! (YOWLS)
Flap your paws. Ah!
(SCREECHES)
Ha ha. I love this game.
(SCREECHES) (YELLS)
Handy, no!
(LAUGHING) One Smurf down, one to go.
(YELLING)
Jump, Handy, jump!
(YELLING)
(SCREECHES)
Yes! Who's the boss?
Aah! We're gonna smurf. We're gonna smurf.
BOTH: Hmm?
Storm, you... You saved me. Don't get all mushy on me.
I only did what any smurf would do for a friend.
Hmm?
(AZRAEL YOWLS) (STORM YELLS)
Handy! Help! Storm!
Hold on. I'm coming.
Let her go, filthy feline.
(MEOWS)
(YELLING)
Ooh!
Hmm? Anyway, you were saying?
Ah! Thank you, Handy.
(SNIFFS) Oh, didn't take a bath today, huh?
Hurry, my flying furball!
Find the Smurf Village once and for all!
I don't think I've ever loved that kitty so much.
We've got to smurf something, fast.
BOTH: Hmm?
I've got it.
(GRUMBLING)
Azrael!
BOTH: Yoo-hoo!
Wait a second. We forgot all about the spell.
How are we going to stop Azrael without it?
Already thought of that.
Storm, that's what I call smurfy.
(SCREECHING)
(BOTH LAUGH)
Ah! I'll catch you, Azrael! I'll catch you.
Hmm? Hmm.
(GRUNTS)
Maybe next time.
Huh?
Hmm.
I don't need that fleabag after all.
(SHOUTS) Ha ha!
Watch out!
Hold on.
Where is my contraption?
Is this what you're looking for?
Aah! Mommy!
(GRUNTS) Huh?
My amulet.
Oh, I hate those Smurfs!
I hate them!
(SMURFS CHEERING)
Quick. There's no time to lose.
Where have you two been?
We've been waiting all day
for you to come and smurf the spell on Azrael.
We've got to stop him.
BOTH: It's already
taken care of.
(INQUISITIVE MUSIC)
(GARGAMEL LAUGHS)
Azrael, I did it! I really did it!
(LAUGHS)
I am the greatest sorcerer in the whole world.
(GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
Check out these diabolical dance moves.
Huh?
Oh, you don't believe me, do you?
When will you finally understand your master
is a genius?
Observe carefully.
I put the sarsaparilla in...
(WHIRRING, MUNCHING)
And when I take it out, all gone.
See? Ha ha.
(SNIFFING)
(BELCHES, TRILLING TONGUE)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(LAUGHS) Go forth, my lovelies.
Eat, eat all the sarsaparilla you can find.
Those Smurfs won't know what hit them.
And soon they'll be mine!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Huh? Well, if you're hungry,
why don't you munch on some sarsaparilla as well?
Then maybe I'll let you have a Smurf or two for dessert.
(PLEASANT MUSIC)
Now, remember, we're here to pick,
the sarsaparilla, not to eat it.
Understand, Greedy?
I need three bushels for the muffins alone.
How many bushels for the upside-down sarsaparilla cake?
Five and not a smidgen less.
Personally, I prefer sarsaparilla flan.
I like the brownies 'cause they're gooey.
I could smurf them all day long.
Aah!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
What happened here? Let's not panic.
There's another field over the hill.
ALL: Huh? (GRUMBLING)
We need to warn Papa Smurf.
Aah! Smurf the alarm!
All the sarsaparilla has disappeared.
No more sarsaparilla? No more sarsaparilla?
What? Smurf?
Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf.
Yes, what's going on, Chef?
It's a smurftastrophe. All the sarsaparilla is gone.
No more sarsaparilla?
In the whole forest?
I... I'm afraid to say this is the only sarsaparilla leaf
I was able to find.
No more sarsaparilla? Is this some kind of joke?
What are we gonna smurf? Now, don't panic.
Chef can make his cakes with blueberries instead.
They're tasty, too, aren't they?
* Well, now that the sarsaparilla
* Has all but gone, the Smurfs will come to me *
(LAUGHS)
(WHISTLING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SMURFS CRYING)
What a smurftastrophe. My poor sarsaparilla.
(CLEARS THROAT) Sarsaparilla, where did you go?
So green, so bright.
You smurf my dreams every night.
I'm lost and in despair since you vanished into thin air.
Though I refuse to mourn your loss,
for I do not miss your taste.
Oh, who am I kidding? I am laid to waste.
(HUMMING)
Present? Hmm?
I miss sarsaparilla. Me too.
(BOTH SOBBING)
Me, I don't like shortages.
Hmm?
(SNORING)
Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
It's an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Lazy, what are smurfing?
Uh... That's disgusting.
BOTH: (CHANTING) Grow, grow, sarsaparilla.
Grow, grow, sarsaparilla.
What's going on?
What are you smurfing out here?
We're sacrificing Dimwitty to the sarsaparilla spirits.
What? Hmm. He said it's okay.
Yeah, it's okay. There will be no sacrifices.
Go to lunch now.
You too, Dimwitty.
Huh?
(SINGING HAPPILY) Grow, grow, sarsaparilla.
Grow in my garden. Whoo!
Who need sarsaparilla when you have lovely blueberries?
We had that yesterday. And the day before.
And the day before the day before.
Come on. I'm smurfing my best here.
ALL: We want sarsaparilla. We want sarsaparilla.
We want sarsaparilla.
ALL: We want sarsaparilla. We want sarsaparilla.
Don't give up hope, my little Smurfs.
I know it's difficult.
I feel your pain, but Hefty and I will...
And don't forget me.
Sorry, Forgotten Smurf.
We're going to search for another sarsaparilla field.
And I promise you we'll find one.
Wow, let's hear it for Papa Smurf.
Hip hip! ALL: Hooray!
(LAUGHS)
(EXCITING MUSIC)
(LAUGHS) You didn't expect this, did you, Azrael?
(MEOWS)
Now that the Smurfs are out of sarsaparilla,
they're bound to come looking for some here.
And then we'll trap them.
(TRAP SNAPS) Aah!
Oh, Mommy, that hurts!
Without sarsaparilla, I've lost my love of cooking.
And me, my love of joking.
Do you really think that something
smurfed all the sarsaparilla?
Yeah, I'm afraid so. There's nothing left, right?
Wait a sec.
I'm pretty sure Greedy has a secret stash somewhere.
Hmm. (HUMMING)
What are you looking at?
(EXCITING MUSIC)
Look, Papa Smurf, down there.
You're right. It's a sarsaparilla field.
And it seems untouched. Let's get closer.
Wait! Holy smurf, look where it is.
ALL: (GASP) Gargamel's hovel.
(LAUGHS EVILLY) I bet you those are Smurfs, Azrael.
And they've just spotted my lush, tasty field
of sarsaparilla.
Oh, happy day. Hmm?
Huh? What are they doing?
Hey, the sarsaparilla is here.
Come back! Come back!
Hmm. No matter.
That gives me time to add some more of my traps.
(TRAP SNAPS) Ouch. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Help me, you good for nothing.
We have ways of making you talk, Greedy.
Talk about what?
Now, you can make this easier for everyone
if you just come clean.
Where did you hide the sarsaparilla stash?
Stash? I don't have a stash. Honest.
I'm sorry, Greedy, but you leave us no choice.
No, no, not the feather.
(LAUGHING)
We can smurf this all day.
Okay, okay.
I have a secret stash, but it's empty, I swear.
(DOOR CLICKS OPEN) ALL: Huh?
What's going on here, hmm?
Uh, we are just having fun?
Well, we found a new field of sarsaparilla.
ALL: Yeah!
But it's right next to Gargamel's hovel.
ALL: Aw.
Something seems fishy.
Chef, let me see that sarsaparilla leaf you found.
Hmm, look at this edge. ALL: Hmm?
This is a caterpillar bite. I knew it!
Gargamel's enchanted caterpillars
to smurf all the sarsaparilla
so we'd go harvest his patch, allowing him to trap us.
Your powers of deduction are excellent as always,
Papa Smurf, but what do we do now?
A little surprise of our own. (CHUCKLES)
(HUMMING) Hmm?
Hmm?
(PLEASANT MUSIC)
(HUMMING)
Time to smurf some carpentry.
Patience, you fleabag.
Those blasted gnomes will soon be here, I'm sure.
(TRAPS SNAPPING) (SMURFS YELPING)
Hear that?
Those are the traps. They're working!
I'm a genius!
(LAUGHING) (MEOWS)
You don't think my plan was brilliant, huh?
Then how do you explain how I caught this Smurf?
Hmm? (GROANING)
Huh? Huh?
What? A fake Smurf.
No, this can't be.
No, no, no, no!
No! They're all wooden Smurfs.
I don't believe it. (WAILING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Okay, Jokey, open the box.
But it was a perfect plan. (MEOWS)
It's so unfair.
(CRYING)
I studied, and I planned, and I thought of everything.
Hmm? Hmm?
What was that? Aah!
Huh? Hmm.
What's happening to my furniture?
What? Blue caterpillars?
No, no. Aah!
No! I hate those Smurfs!
Ha ha! He got what he deserved.
Now, remember, we are here to pick the sarsaparilla,
not to eat it.
Are you listening to me?
Oh, Papa Smurf, say something.
Yes, Chef is right. But...
How dare you? (CHUCKLES)