(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SNARLS)
* La-la, la-la-la-la
* La-la-la, la-la
* La-la, la-la-la-la
* La-la-la-la-la *
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)
Papa Smurf always says
blueberries are a superfood.
What in the smurf is that supposed to mean?
I have no idea, Blossom,
but if Papa Smurf says it, it must be right, right?
Well, Brainy, maybe you should try
thinking for yourself.
And anyway, all foods are superfoods.
Except maybe Brussel sprouts.
There's something about... Mm-hmm.
(VOICE FADES)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Ah, that's much better.
Papa Smurf was right:
blueberries really are a superfood!
Especially for smurfing your ears!
(THUNDER CRACKLING)
(BOTH GASP)
What was that? Huh?
It sounded like thunder!
(WHIMPERS)
Let's smurf back to the village before the storm hits.
(BOTH PANTING)
Azrael!
BOTH: Gargamel!
(GROWLS) (BOTH YELP)
Azrael!
Where is that stupid cat?
Azrael! We need to get home.
(GRUNTS, GROWLS)
You know how I hate the rain.
It makes my hair so frizzy.
Phew! Phew, that was close!
Just as he walked by, I thought I was going to sneeze,
so I pinched my fingers together to stop, and...
Let's smurf out of here. Huh?
(PANTING)
Mm.
(GASPS, GIGGLES)
Your smurfway is so much fun! (SNARLS)
BOTH: Azrael!
(BOTH WHIMPER)
(SNARLS) Oh!
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Huh? Smurfs!
(BOTH YELP)
Ha-ha! (SNARLS)
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Where did they go... Ah!
Ah!
Get off me, you moronic cat!
(MEOWS) (BOTH LAUGH)
Can't you see they're escaping?
Now I've got you.
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(BOTH YELP)
Phew! That was close.
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(BOTH YELLING)
(THUNDER CRACKLES) Ah!
(GASPS) Huh? Hmm?
No, no, no!
Why do those blasted Smurfs always get away?
(BOTH YELLING)
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(BOTH YELLING)
Huh? What happened? And where's Gargamel?
Maybe he got roasted?
Oh, no! My precious smurfway!
(GASPS) It's broken. My beloved smurfway.
(BELL CHIMES)
Uh, Brainy, I know you love your smurfway,
but we'd better get back to your village.
The storm is coming,
and the sky is, like, a really, really weird color.
Huh?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Yeah, it's super bizarre-looking.
Right. (BELL CHIMES)
Uh-oh. Hmm. Hmm? What's wrong?
The village. It should be right here.
Huh? I don't understand.
Maybe we took a wrong turn.
Our natural compasses might have shifted
just a little bit when we smurfed into that tree
and then, you know, then it gets really...
I never get lost! (GASPS)
(SNARLS) BOTH: Huh?
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Azrael!
(GROWLS)
Being chased by a rabbit? That's weird.
(MEOWS) (GROWLS)
(INTENSE MUSIC)
(MEOWS) (GROWLS)
Uh...
Okay, that was strange, right?
Something is awfully wrong with this picture.
Oh!
Oh, hello, beautiful butterfly!
How are you this fine... Ow!
Huh? Oh. Ah! It bit me.
Butterflies don't bite, Blossom.
Oh, yeah? Hmm! Ugh.
Okay, that's crazy weird!
Can we smurf out of here now? I'm getting the creeps.
Hmm? Mm-hmm. Huh! Finally!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
See? I told you. I never get lost.
Looks like the storm caused a lot of damage here.
(BOTH GASPING)
It's awfully quiet. Where is everyone? Hmm...
Oh, look! There's Smurfette.
Hey! (CHUCKLES)
(BOTH GASP) Why is she gray?
(BOTH GASP) She's not the only one!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, Pluffette, I see you're wasting your time
pluffing your roses again.
(GROANS)
Yeah, well, here's a bouquet of thorns
just for you, Hefty Pluff.
Ouch! (CACKLES)
(GROWLS) Ow!
Sorry. (CHUCKLES) Come back here!
Brainy, tell me we're both asleep
and having a crazy nightmare.
I wish I could. Ooh!
Let's get to the bottom of this.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
(HUMS)
Here's a gift for you, Vanity Pluff.
(CHUCKLES) (BOTH GASP)
(THUNK) Ouch!
That's not even funny! (GIGGLES)
I pluffed a cake just for you! Hmm?
Ha! (GROWLS)
(BOTH LAUGH) Hmph!
Yee-haw!
BOTH: Huh? (PANTING)
Ho, ho, ho! That tickles. That tickles.
(BOTH GRUNT)
(LAUGHTER)
Oh!
(GRUNTS) (SPLAT)
Pluff, come back here!
(PANTING) Wait till I pluff you.
What happened here? I don't know.
But I don't recognize our village anymore.
I'll bet Gargamel put a curse on everyone.
We've got to find Papa Smurf.
But he's probably under the spell too.
Oh, rats!
Then we have to find his spell book, right?
Papa Smurf always says, "If you have a question,
"smurf the answer in a book."
Sure, but how do we get past the others?
We don't exactly fit in here.
Hmm? Hmm...
Uh... We'll smurf ourselves gray.
Uh, gray isn't really my color.
(SIGHS)
(GIGGLES) Don't forget your armpits!
That tickles.
Now, time for action.
All clear. Let's go.
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
(BOTH WHIMPER) (SOBBING)
Don't eat me. Don't eat me.
This is a nightmare.
Ogre taste terrible.
You don't want to roast me.
You're right. We'll boil you.
(LAUGHTER) (SOBBING)
We have to help him.
Help Big Mouth? I don't think so.
Let's just smurf that spell book.
(GASPS) Huh?
Oh, hey, Blossom, uh, Pluff.
Hehe, what a nice surprise.
Who are you? And why do you look like me?
Um, I'm your, um,
uh, long lost cousin's half-sister once removed?
Oh, really? That's simply amazing!
I mean, that is truly incredible news.
It is, right? Yes!
Because I don't have any cousins.
Pluffs! Intruders!
ALL: Hmm?
Uh, uh... Come on! Let's run!
Get them!
(ALL PANTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I've got 'em! (BOTH YELP)
Quick, the spell book!
The door won't hold for long.
Where's Papa Smurf's spell book?
Huh? Huh?
Hurry up, Brainy!
It must be somewhere around here.
What do you think you're doing?
Papa Smurf! Hmm?
Papa Smurf, you too?
What do you want this time?
Papa Smurf, it's me, Brainy!
You're under an evil spell, but I can help.
(ALL GRUNT) Hmm?
If you're Brainy, then who am I?
Uh, sorry.
Holy Pluff! One of you is more than enough.
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Who are these intruders, Papa Pluff?
Let's see here.
(BOTH GASP) Hmm!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
They're blue? How weird.
I'd hate to be blue. So ugly, right?
Ha! And so mundane.
Me, I kind of like blue.
Of course we're blue. Smurfs have always been blue.
Smurfs?
(LAUGHTER) What a stupid name!
BOTH: Hmm?
I don't see what's so funny.
Wanna see something funny? How about this?
Ha! Hey! My glasses!
Over here! Hey, give 'em back!
Now they're here.
(LAUGHTER)
(PANTING)
What are you doing? That's not nice.
Here, kitty, kitty! Can't see a thing, can you?
(GRUNTS) (LAUGHTER)
Stop that! He's going to hurt himself.
Get a load of her!
She's such a pluff in the mud.
What shall we do with them, Papa Pluff?
Hmm.
Pluff them in the cell for now.
We'll deal with them later.
(WHIMPERS) (BOTH GRUNT)
And don't even think about escaping.
You can't imagine what we pluffed
to the last prisoner who tried.
(BOTH WHIMPER) Hmm!
Dimwitty Pluff, you're in charge
of the two prisoners, okay?
If they try to pluff you,
don't listen to a word they say.
Okey-dokey. (GROWLS)
Brainy, I never told you, but I'm kind of claustrophobic.
I get itchy all over, my heartbeat increases,
my palms sweat, I start pacing.
I fidget, I talk non-stop, and I generally freak out!
Smurf me out of here!
Don't scream. It will only make them angry.
Who's there? Show yourself.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(WHIMPERS)
(GASPS) Gargamel?
(WHIMPERS) Huh?
(EERIE MUSIC)
Stay back! You're freaking out Blossom.
What are you doing here anyway?
You horrible little monsters captured me.
What?
And why are you painted blue?
Is it another one of your evil Pluff tricks?
You're supposed to be the bad guy, not us!
And we are not painted! Smurfs have always been blue.
Hmm, Smurfs?
You mean Pluffs? Aren't you one of them?
Stay back!
You're different, aren't you?
You look like Pluffs, but I detect kindness.
What do you know about kindness, Gargamel?
A couple of hours ago, you were chasing us through the forest.
Who's Gargamel?
My name is Caramel,
and I'm the sweetest wizard you'll ever meet.
I don't know why those wretched Pluffs
spend their lives tormenting me.
Whoa, this is so smurfing my mind.
Hmm... Hmm! I think you two
must have crossed over into an alternate universe.
An alternate universe? Yes.
By the way, when you were out there,
did you happen to see my little kitty Marshmallow?
I'm so worried about him.
Oh, yes.
He was being chased by a... Shh!
Caramel, if we can smurf out of here,
do you think you could use your magic powers to send us home?
Home? Hmm. I could try, yes.
But how in smurf's name
are you going to get us out of here, Brainy?
(HUMS) Hmm? Hmm?
Hey, Dimwitty Pluff!
I need to talk to you. Yeah?
Just wanted to say, under no circumstances
are you to let us go free, right?
Huh?
Hmm? Huh? Uh-uh-uh.
Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
You're not going to pluff me.
Hefty Pluff told me not to listen to you.
Exactly.
Well, then, don't open this door.
The pluff I won't!
Now get out of that room this very instant.
Now, everybody out!
(WHIMPERS) (BOTH GASP)
I said, everybody out!
(GRUNTS)
BOTH: Hmm? Uh, I'm stuck.
I'll push. You pull.
(ALL GROANING)
(YELPS) (GRUNTS)
Ow!
(ALL GRUNT) Aw...
Yeah, we did it!
Now don't you dare lock yourself in there.
We don't take orders from you!
(LOCK CLICKS) BOTH: And don't come back!
That was easy, right? Now, let's smurf out of here.
If we can get to my home sweet home, we'll be safe.
The Pluffs can never find it.
Hey, Big Heart! Huh?
Pluff on this.
(GRUNTS) Ha! Right on the pluff!
Huh?
Shh.
(GRUNTS, THEN SOBS) Yeah! Got him again!
Hey, Greedy Pluff! How do you like these cakes?
(BOTH PANTING)
(CHUCKLES)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
Marshmallow!
I'm back, my sweet little furball.
(GIGGLES) Marshmallow!
I was so worried about you.
Whoa, this day just gets weirder and weirder.
(PLEASANT MUSIC)
Now, where did I put my spell book for getting people home?
Ah, here it is!
You found the spell book?
I've been looking for this book for ages.
It's the most beautiful love story ever.
So moving.
(GIGGLES)
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, I hate to interrupt,
but is this the spell book you were smurfing for?
Ah! Now let's see.
Ha-ha! Here it is!
Huh? Oh. Hmm... BOTH: Hmm?
What? Oh, no.
Huh? What is it?
To send you back to your world,
we have to recreate the exact conditions
of the moment you arrived.
We have to smurf a thunderstorm?
I am afraid so.
Everything must be just as it was.
Hmm.
That means we need my smurfway.
But it's in pieces! We'll never be able to fix it.
Oh, we're going to be stuck here forever!
Wait a second!
Brainy Pluff should have a pluffway.
We'll use his, right?
You mean we have to smurf back to the village
and steal it? Mm-hmm.
You do have some gray paint, right?
Hmm?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BOTH PANTING)
Hmm? Hmm?
Ready? Yep!
Oh, one more thing.
What are you doing? I can't smurf a thing.
There can only be one Brainy Pluff.
I'll guide you. (YELPS)
The first one to blink gets pluffed.
Ah, you pluffed.
No, you pluffed first! No.
Vanity Pluff's coming. Quick, do something mean.
Uh... Never mind!
Hey, Pluffy, you have a stain on your chest.
Who? Me?
Ha! Gotcha, sucker! (LAUGHS)
Weirdos.
Whew! (SIGHS)
And that's the best you could do?
Mm-hmm.
Wait! There's the pluffway!
No. Brainy!
(HUMS)
Get outta there, ya dumb Pluff!
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
Are you okay?
We've gotta smurf out of this place.
I can't take much more of this!
Looks like you two are up to something, right?
No, no. Not at all, Brainy Pluff.
Well, have you seen these two blue fugitives?
BOTH: Uh, they went that way!
Hmm? No, that way!
Which way? Show me this instant!
Come with us. What are you smurfing?
Trust me on this one.
Hmm!
Uh, they went this way.
Where? Here!
(CLANG) Ouch!
I can't see.
Watch out! (BOTH YELP)
Huh?
Brainy, turn left.
(BOTH GRUNT)
Whoa! Who are you?
Brainy!
(BELL CHIMES) Watch out!
(ALL YELP) Hmm?
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Whoa! Stop!
Uh-oh!
Here. Ah, much better!
Aw, we can't just leave him like that.
Hmm.
Okay, but make it quick.
Please don't hurt me.
Don't be afraid. I've come to help you.
(GRUNTS, THEN SIGHS)
(CHEERS)
Now go! Shoo! What?
You're free! Scoot?
Uh... Uh, Blossom, we need to go!
Wait, let me try this.
Ahh! (SCREAMS)
Hey! Big Heart is escaping! BOTH: Watch out!
Who are we gonna pluff now?
Pluff the alarm!
Those two are not Pluffs! (ALL GROWL)
Pluff them! Quick, get on!
(BOTH YELP) Pluffs, follow me!
(BOTH WHIMPER, SCREAM)
(EVIL LAUGHTER) BOTH: Get 'em!
There they are.
Turn left.
Now right. (ALL GROWL)
Whoa! They've blocked the exit.
What do we do?
Hold on!
(BOTH SCREAM) ALL: Huh?
Yee-hee!
They won't get away so easily!
Pluffs, with me! Let's pluff 'em!
Yeah! Somebody get them!
Help! Let's go!
ALL: Have fear! Fire brigade in pursuit!
Where'd they go? I don't know.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
Hmm? BOTH: Huh?
Hmm.
Caramel, we have the pluffway!
Are you ready to send us back to our world?
Yes, my lovelies, I think I've found the spell.
Two worlds are switched, and for those who fell through,
let lightning send you to the land of the blue!
Tonitrua, tonitrum! Ill full men percutens!
BOTH: Uh...
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(YELPS) (BOTH GASP)
Maybe not.
Caramel, this is no time for fooling around.
The Pluffs could be back any second now.
There they are! (BOTH GASP)
Let's pluff them! (CHUCKLES)
(BOTH GASP) Caramel, quick!
Try the spell again. Smurf on it, Brainy!
(BOTH YELPING)
Holy dandelions! Look!
There they are!
We're surrounded.
(BOTH YELP)
Brainy, turn left. (BOTH YELP)
Hurry up, Caramel!
Tonitrua, tonitrum! Ill full men percutens!
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(ALL YELP) Oh, my stumps.
Try again, Caramel! They're gonna smurf us!
Hmm? Once we've caught them,
we'll take care of that stupid wizard too!
Tonitrua, tonitrum! Ill full men...
Oh, stop moving so fast. You're making me dizzy.
Percutens!
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Oh, I missed!
Faster!
Caramel, help!
Ha, we have you now!
(GASPS) Tonitrua, tonitrum!
(THUNDER CRACKLES) (BOTH WHIMPER)
Ill full men percutens!
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(BOTH YELLING)
(HARP GLISSANDOS)
Clumsy Pluff! (ALL GRUNT)
I think we got pluffed.
Yippee! I did it!
BOTH: (YELLING) Brainy!
(THUNDER CRACKLES)
(BOTH YELLING)
Hmm, are we back home? I don't know.
Azrael!
Where is that fleabag? Hmm?
BOTH: Yep. (LAUGHTER)
Hmm?
Smurfs? I'll get you.
I'm gonna miss Caramel and his kitty, right?