[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
Is my smurfway fixed yet, Handy?
There, all done.
It's like brand-new.
Thanks, Handy.You're welcome.
I also made some improvements.
When you press the handle,
it compresses the spring
and smurfs more energy.
No need to explain.
I wrote the book on physics.
[SQUEAKING]Hmmm?
Ah!
Ah! Ahhh!
Wait, I forgot to fix the brakes!
[SCREAMS]
[ENERGETIC MUSIC]
Sorry!
Me, I don't like being upside down.
[SCREAMING]
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
Ahhhh.
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
[UNSETTLING LAUGHTER]Hmm?
And now, Azrael,
the moment of my greatest diabolical triumph.
[SINISTER MUSIC]
This magic pill will turn me into a Smurf!
[GASPS]
Ahhh. Mmm!
[GULPS]
[HICCUPS UNCONTROLLABLY]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Huh?
[SNICKERS]
[LAUGHS]
Laugh now, but when I perfect this potion,
I will look and sound exactly like a Smurf!
[GASPS]
Then I'll infiltrate their village,
and they'll be all mine. [LAUGHS]
Gargamel, I don't believe it.
Are you still wasting your time trying to catch Smurfs?
How about you mind your own business, Mummy?
Whoa...oof!
How rude of you.
And to think I brought you back
Mister Hugglesbottom.
Oh, you mended his paw!
Well, I know you can't sleep without him.
Gimme!You look atrocious in pink.
Change yourself back.
Ahhh.
Hmmm?Much better.
Oh, my precious!
By the way, I'm out of fizzy owl's drool.
I'm gonna borrow some of yours.[GASPS]
No, wait! I barely have any left.
That stuff is expensive, you know!
[GRUNTS]
Meow?
[TENSE MUSIC]
Meow.
Hmmm?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
I have to warn Papa Smurf.
[BELL RINGING]Huh?
Quick!What's going on?
Who smurfed the alarm?Is it snack time?
Me, I don't like the alarm.
My dear Smurfs, thanks to Brainy,
we know that Gargamel is trying to turn into one of us.
This is an enormous threat to our safety.
Luckily, we have a plan.
Brainy, explain.
As Papa Smurf always says,
"We are only as safe as we are careful."
Fortunately, thanks to my superior intellect
and my exhaustive and careful analysis of...
I don't understand a word you're saying.
Can't you speak simple Smurf?
He's so boring.
[GROWLS]Quiet, please!
This is very important.
Yes, so each of you
needs to tell me your biggest secret.
I'll write it down in this book,
and when I ask you for your secret,
I can verify that it's really you, right?
Pfft, I'm not telling you my biggest secret.
BOTH: Me neither!
I assure you,
there's no need to worry.
Your secrets will be safe with Brainy
and his special security deputy.
Hey, it's Storm!
Whoa, she's smurfing on a stork!
That's so cool!
Me, I don't like being cool.
ALL: Whoa!Okay.
White caps Smurf to the right.
White pants Smurf to the left.
Mm...mm?Uh, Storm?
I'm running this show, huh?
You're my deputy, remember?
About that, I was thinking chief deputy sheriff.
Nobody fools the Storm.Uh...
And that goes for you too, bucko.
Did you have to call her?[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
What are you gonna tell him?I don't know.
It's a secret!Quiet at the back!
Okay, you!
Uh, me?
Yeah, you first!
What's your secret?
I have a freckle on my smurf.
Hmmm?
He has a freckle on his smurf.
[MUMBLES]
Next!
[LIGHT UNEASY MUSIC]
I have no smurf.
He's got no smurf.
Next!
My feet are a little smurfy?
Hmm.
She's got smurfing feet.
Hmm?[LAUGHTER]
[GASPS] Shh.
Next!
I really love Smurfs.
I think he really loves Smurfs.
Hmm.Next!
Sarsaparilla makes me smurf.
Hmm?Huh?
[COUGHS]
I keep a secret stash of sarsaparilla candies
just for me.
What?BOTH: Where?
You have one secret.
You don't get two.
[BOTH GROWL]
Next.
How do I know my secret will be safe?
This book won't ever leave my hands.
Present![GIGGLES]
[GIGGLES]
It'll never leave your hands, huh?
Uh...
Very clever, Jokey,
but you still have to smurf us a secret.
Okay, fine.
Sometimes I go smurf in Farmer's field.
BOTH: You smurf in Farmer's field?
Holy slugs!
Eh...
You what?
That's disgusting.ALL: Ugh.
No, it's not! Everybody does it!
It's totally natural!
What do you think worms do?
Ew.Ugh.
Oh.Me, I don't like to smurf.
Uh, present, guys?
Ugh, no thank you!Ew.
He probably smurfed in it.
[WHIMPERS]
[GROWLS]
You'll regret it.
Mm.
[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC]
Oh, Azrael!
I've found the missing ingredient!
Meow.And it says I'm supposed
to use the hair of a Smurf,
but an old piece of lettuce should do the trick.
Aha!
Get ready, Azrael.
Meow.
[MAGICAL CHIMING]
I'm an evil genius!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Time to catch some Smurfs!
Ahhh.
[GULPS] Hmm?
[GRUNTS]
Meow?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Ah!Meow!
Meow![SCREAMING]
Say, Gargie, I also need... Ah!
[SCREAMS]Meow!
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
Take that, you rotten fleabag.
Scram![HOWLING]
Hmm, now where's that filthy reptile?
Ha!Ooh.
[SCREAMS]
And don't come back!
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS] Huh?
Ow!
[HICCUPS]
[SQUEAKING]
[GROWLS]
[PEACEFUL MUSIC]
Mmm... Huh?
[SIRENS WAILING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
You, are you Gargamel?
Uh, no.
We'll see about that.
What's your secret?
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
All clear. Let's smurf.
Hmm.[SIRENS WAILING]
Hmm.
Over there!
Hey, you, what's your secret?
Me, I don't like secrets.
That is his secret.Mm.
[SIRENS WAILING]
Identity check.Hmm.
What is your secret?
Huh?Identity check.
What is your secret?
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[WHISTLING]
Identity check!
What is your secret?
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
Hmm.
Gotcha.
Ah!
Ooh!
We have an intruder.
Whew, crisis averted.
He told me he likes to dress up as a Smurf.
But that's my secret.
Ha! Nice try, Gargamel!
Uh, Storm? That is his secret.
Look!Hmm.
Hmm, how am I supposed to read this chicken scrawl?
I'll have you know Papa Smurf says
I have excellent smurfmanship.
Oh, really? What about this?
"Hefty burps respectable soil
"on his puzzle to cook stranger."
What in smurfdom does that mean?
It doesn't say that! It's very easy to read.
"Hefty rubs vegetable oil on his muscles
"to look stronger!"
Let's see another one.
No, give me back that book!
I'm in charge here, right?No!
I'm the Chief Deputy Sheriff!
[BOTH GROAN]
Huh? Hmm.
Uh, my glasses.
Hey, Brainy, are you smurfing for this?
You should be more careful 'cause
there are lots of secrets inside.
Thank you, Jokey. See you later.
Bye!
Now for some fun.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[LAUGHS]
Aha! There goes one secret.
Huh?
[LAUGHS]
And another one!Huh?
[LAUGHTER]
You want more?[LAUGHTER]
Hey, Scaredy, how's your smurf?
Clumsy likes to smurf!
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, Vanity, how's your bad breath?
Huh? Hey!
That was supposed to be a secret!
Brainy!
Handy's got a freckle on his smurf!
[LAUGHTER]Huh, who told you that?
Brainy.
247.
Hey, Hefty, try not to slip...
With all that oil!
[LAUGHTER]
Ah!
Brainy and Storm are gonna pay for this.
Give me that book!No, you give it to me!
There they are!Yeah, let's smurf them!
Brainy, Storm!
We have to talk to you about your not-so-secret book.
BOTH: Uh-oh.
How dare you! You told my secret!
And mine too!And mine.
You smurfed the book to everyone.
What? But the book never left my hands.
Look.[TOOTS]
[GASPS] Jokey.
You were supposed to keep our secrets safe from everyone.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Uh...
Maybe if I tell you my secret,
we can kinda call it even, right?
Hefty, this wasn't our fault! It was Jokey.
Who cares? You're responsible.
Come on, guys.
I think it's time to...smurf!
They're smurfing away!
Stop!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
That's right. Run away!
And don't come back.
You traitors!
[BOTH PANTING]
[SECRETIVE MUSIC]
Let's wait here until they calm down.
But that could take forever.
They were really angry.
Well, I have the perfect place
for you to stay!
[BOTH SCREAM][EVIL LAUGHTER]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Let's wait here until they calm down.
But that could take forever.
They were really angry.
I have the perfect place for you to stay.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
BOTH: Ah, Smurf for your life!
Don't give me that look!
Go catch the girl, you useless furball!
Meow!
Where's the little four-eyes?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Where are you, you little gnome?
Show yourself!
Ha, what an imbecile!
Ta-da!Huh?
Who's the imbecile now?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[PANTING]
Meow!
[TENSE MUSIC]
Meow.
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
[GROWLS][SCREAMS]
Meow!
[ROARS]
[PANTING]
Ooh!
[GROWLS]
Whew.
Meow![GULPS]
[GASPS][GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
[PURRS]
Meow.
[THUMPS]
[RESIGNED PURRING]
[SNEAKY MUSIC]
[PURRS]
[BOTH GRUNT]
Hey! Watch where you're going!
Brainy, you're safe!
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Where's Gargamel?
Uh, he chased me, but I lost him
despite his great intellect.
Are you kidding? He's a real dummy.
Let's smurf out of here.
The village is safer than this place,
even with that angry mob.
Oh, let's go then.Hmm?
Hey, where are you going? It's this way.
Oh, I must be a little confused.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]Mm-hmm.
[PURRS]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
I sure hope they've forgiven us by now.
Huh? Why?
Look who's back.Huh?
Storm and Brainy.
Now we got you!Traitors!
I guess they're still upset.
We'll teach you to smurf our secrets.
What's going on here?[ALL GASP]
Uh-oh.
Oh, there you are!
You both caused a major mess.
How could you smurf our secrets out?
Someone stole the book! It wasn't our fault!
How can we make it up to you?
Why don't you tell us your secrets?
Yeah, spill the beans!
That seems fair enough.
Let's start with you, Brainy.
You really wanna know my secret?
My secret is...
I'm Gargamel!
[LAUGHTER]
You're full of it, is what you are.
That's so not funny.
Enough of that, Brainy.
Tell us your real secret!
Yeah, tell us, Brainy!
Come on!Smurf it now!
You don't believe me, do you?
He's been acting real strange lately.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Whoa!
Hello.
Gargamel!
[ALL SCREAM]
He wasn't kidding!
Oh, no. I never joke around.
Smurf for your lives!
Gargamel's attacking!
Ha-ha, you can run,
but you can't hide, you little gnomes.
Brainy's glasses.
Now, who to catch first?
Ooh, maybe...you?Is that you, Papa Smurf?
Wrong. Guess again, little one.
Ah!Come on, Azrael.
Make yourself useful for once.Meow.
Oh, and I might let you munch on a Smurf or two.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Peek-a-boo.
[EVIL LAUGHTER][ALL SCREAM]
Meow!
[ALL SCREAM]
Gotcha! This is almost too easy.
And who do we have here?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Oh, come to Uncle Gargamel.
If that's Gargamel, then what happened to Brainy?
[EERIE MUSIC]
[GRUNTS]
How am I going to get out of here?
Gargie, it's Mommy!
I've brought you some lizard traps.
They'll work better than your useless cat.
Oh, have you turned yourself into a Smurf again?
Um, yeah? Uh... Mother?
Huh, it's been a hundred years
since you've called me that.
And what are you doing in that cage?
Uh, Azrael chased me
and this was the safest place to hide?
Ridiculous.
You and that stupid cat.
[LOCK CREAKS]Huh?
Huh? Oh, thank you?
"Thank you"?
Well, aren't you gonna change back?
No, I can't.
The transformation lasts
for four hours!
Oh, really?
So how is Hugglesbottom?
Who?Mr. Hugglesbottom.
This old thingamabob you can't live without.
Oh! [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Right! He's great.
I'm taking extra good care of him.
[LAUGHS]
You're not my son!
[SCREAMS]Are you?
You're a real Smurf!
Huh? Hmm.
Hmm, where did you go, you little parasite?
Scram![SCREAMS]
You little demon!
Ah! [YELPS]
[SCREAMS]
You little sneak!
Come back here!
I should really smurf a second pair of glasses.
[CLANGS]Ow.
Yoo-hoo!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Knock, knock.
[WHIMPERS][EVIL LAUGHTER]
No one escapes the great Gargamel.
And that makes 99.
See, Azrael, I caught all the Smurfs.
Help! Me, I don't like the dark.
Meow!
Why do you always doubt me,
you silly cat?
Leave the math to evil geniuses.
[MEOWING FRANTICALLY]
Oh, her.
Well, stop gloating and find her,
Mr. Smarty Cat.
Hello, little Smurf girl.
Where are you?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Okay, Storm, think.
Mm?
Chef, tell us your secret.
I keep a secret stash of sarsaparilla candies
just for me.
Aha.
[CLUNK]Ow.
Oof.
I'm never going to make it.
Think, Brainy, think.
[CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC]
[GASPS] That's it!
[GRUNTING]
Oh!
[GROANING]
Cuckoo!
[DISTANT BIRDS CHIRPING]
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo!
[STORK CALLS]Hmm?
[IMPRESSIVE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
Hello, old friend.
Where are you, little blue runt?
Show yourself!
Over here, you big dummy!
Ha! I got you!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Whoa!
Ahhh! Whoa! [GRUNTS]
Hiyah![SCREAMS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
No one smurfs my friends!
Ow!
I'll show you.
Ah...Take this!
And that!
And down he smurfs!
[SIGHS]
Ha-ha, never underestimate the strength
of a Smurf girl, Gargamel.
Storm, over here! In the bag!
Smurf us out!It's stuffy in here!
Meow.Huh?
One for Smurfs...
Meow!Brainy!
Smurfs for all!Meow.
Hello, Storm. [LAUGHS]
Meow!
[MEOWS FRANTICALLY]
[MUFFLED CRY]
[GROWLS HAPPILY]
[TWINKLING SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
Quite an entrance, Brainy.
I didn't know you could smurf a stork.
[LAUGHS] Oof.
Looking for these?My glasses!
Ha-ha! At last, I can see!
Thank you, Storm!
Brainy, Storm!
Smurf us out of here!
Sorry, Papa Smurf. We almost forgot!
Whee!
Well done, guys. You saved us!
[GROANS] My head.
Cuckoo!
[STORK CALLS]
[GRAND INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
I remember. Those blasted Smurfs!
Gargamel!
Huh?
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Stop right there!
Or Hugglesbottom gets it.
You wouldn't dare hurt my cuddly toy!
Destroy your magic pills and I'll let him go.
Are you kidding?
Do you know how expensive those ingredients were?
It's your choice, Gargamel.
No, wait! I'll destroy them now.
Oh. Oh.
Mm-hmm.
[STORK CALLS]
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, be careful! His ears are very delicate!
Oh, my precious.BOTH: Hmm.
Hooray!
[ALL CHEER]
Brainy?Huh?
One last thing. We found that book of yours.
It had fallen into one of Jokey's boxes.
Crazy, right? Present?
Aha!
Hmm?
All the secrets.
Safe and...Not!
[LAUGHTER]
Like Papa Smurf always says,
"Secrets can be messy."
[LAUGHTER]
Give me back Mr. Hugglesbottom!
He's mine! Oh, my cuddly toy!
Oh, Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, I've got you, my little bunny.
Hmm? Hmm?
Mummy!
Oh!
[CHEERFUL MUSIC]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
[GROANS]
I hate those Smurfs. I hate them.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]