[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC]
Ha!
Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
The key to archery is concentration.
You're up, Blossom.
Me? Oh, Storm,
I can't wait to be as good as you.
But I can't be certain that I'll smurf it off.
Some days I'm good. Some days I'm wobbly.
Whoever knows why.
Mm-hmm.
[GIGGLES] Sorry.
And I'm not nearly as strong as you either. I...
It's not a question of strength, but confidence.
So concentrate.
Yeah, do it already.
Okay. Ready? Here goes nothing.
[BOTH GASP][DEFLATING TUNE]
Uh...Oh.
You're pretty smurfy with that bow and arrow.
[GIGGLES] A true warrior.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Let me try again.
[TENSE MUSIC]
You need to smurf deep into your soul
to find your inner warrior.
Inner what?Forget about it.
Just breathe in, breathe out, and bingo.
[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]
[ARROW BOINGS]Ouch!
[DEFLATING TUNE]
Mm.[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Give me that before you smurf a catastrophe.
Clearly, archery is not really your thing.
Hefty, let's see if you're as good as you say you are.
Okay, Storm, but you might have to move
that target back a few more steps.
[SIGHS]Just make sure you don't
hurt yourself, hmm?
Hey, everybody!
[SCREAMS]
I found something in this book about the inner warrior.
There's one deep down inside every one of us.
You just have to smurf the surface and let it out.
That's Willow's spell book! Give it back.
See, on this page, it says to chant
and do the howl hoop dance.
Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoopa, hoopa, hoopa!
Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop...
You sure that wasn't your inner chicken?
Oh, warrior spirit deep inside,
let yourself be amplified!
Give this Blossom warrior mojo.
[MAGICAL MUSIC]
Huh?
Hmm.
[GROANS]
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH: Storm!
Storm, are you okay?
[GRUNTS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Storm, can you hear us?
Say something.
[GROWLS]
[GRUNTING]
[HOWLS] I am Blossom!
Warrior queen of the forest!
What?
You are trespassing on my home.
Be gone. Skedaddle. Out of my forest.
Blossom, stop your games.
We have a bit of a situation here.
I said be gone. Now!
Or face my warrior wrath.
Mm-hmm.
[SCREAMING]
When did she become a master archer?
In here.[GASPING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
And don't come back! [HOWLS]
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
Let's see here...
Hmm. Empty stare.
[MUMBLING]
No reflexes.
What's wrong with her, Papa Smurf?
I think Blossom must have accidentally smurfed
Storm's warrior spirit.
All I wanna do is pet kittens.
Papa Smurf!
Hmm?
We were smurfing berries in the forest
when, all of a sudden, Blossom came out of nowhere.
She smurfed us and said we had no right to be there.
Then she started howling.
[HOWLING]That's her!
Hmm, obviously Blossom can't handle the power
of Storm's warrior spirit.
She's become a wild thing, unpredictable.
We must smurf Storm's flower back from Blossom.
That's the key.
Something tells me that's not gonna be easy.
[GASPS][HOWLING]
I already warned you once.
Stay out of my forest.
Nobody enters without my permission.
But Blossom, it's us...
[ALL GASP]
Your friends?
Let's go out the other side.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Whoo-hoo!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GASP]
Hmph.[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL SCREAM]
[GRUMBLING]Shh.
[GRUNTS][ALL SCREAM]
[ALL SHOUTING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[THUD]
So how'd it go?
We'll never make it.
Blossom is never going to let us out of the village.
You mean we're stuck here?
How am I gonna feed my snails?
[MUFFLED] And what about our food?
This is my last bushel of berries.
Hmm? It's empty.
We're doomed.
Hmm, since Blossom can see everything,
the only solution is to smurf up on her at night.
Yeah!Totally.
Storm?
Huh?
Go without me. I...
I think I better start to learn smurfing harp
with my bow now.
Nonsense!Hmm?
No one knows the forest better than you.
You're coming with us.
[OWL HOOTING]
[SNORING]
[SNEAKY MUSIC]
Whoa![THUDS]
Storm, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
[WHIMPERING]
[SCREAMS][GASPS]
[WHIMPERING]Hmm?
Oh, it's just a butterfly.
Oh, I'm pathetic.
Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut.
I don't want to hear you talk like that anymore.
Believe in yourself.
[WHIMPERS]
[BIRD CAWS]
Do you hear that?
Sounds like a bluebird.
I know every sound in the forest,
and that's not one of them.
It has to be Blossom.
[CAWING]
What if we can't get Storm's warrior spirit back?
[GASPS]
We will. I'm sure of it.
Ah!
Don't you worry, Storm.
We'll find Blossom, and when we do,
you'll get your flower back.
If you say so, Papa Smurf.
But I still feel like a fraction of myself.
I don't think I should've come.
You're being awfully quiet.
Papa Smurf? [WHIMPERS]
[HOWLING]
[DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
[WHIMPERING]
[CACKLES][SCREAMS]
Oh.
Who have we here?
The mighty Storm.
Or should I call you "Passing Wind"?
I'm surprised someone as feeble as you
would dare smurf into the domain
of the Warrior Queen.
Where are the others?
Don't you worry.
Your friends are having lots of fun.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[ALL GROANING]
[WHISTLES]
[BUTTERFLIES CHIRPING]
[BOTH GIGGLING]Stop it.
That tickles.
[LAUGHTER]
Do something, Storm.
You're no warrior queen.
You're just a bully!
♪ You'll never catch me
♪ I'm too fast for you ♪
[GRUNTS]
You've lost all your skills, Storm.
I smurfed it, remember?
And now I'm the queen of this forest.
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a chance to get your friends back.
Okay, but with an archery contest.
Fine.
If, by some miracle, your arrow is better than mine,
your friends go free and I relinquish the forest.
But if I win,
you have to smurf the butterfly dance.
Um, okay. I accept.
Come on, Storm! You can do it.
I hope she can smurf her mojo back.
[DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
Oh, my.
Looks like I smurfed
the very center of the target.
Who's the best archer now, pussycat?
[WHIMPERS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[GULPS]
Giving up so soon?
[CLEARS THROAT]
[WHIMPERS]
Remember, Storm. It's a question of confidence.
No magic spell can smurf away the thing that makes you
a warrior.
Just breathe in, breathe out...
And smurf.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[BOW CREAKS]
No one smurfs my spirit.
Hmm?
Ah?
ALL: Oh, no.
[LAUGHING]
You can't even smurf straight.
Ready for a tickle fest?
Are you ready to be tickled by an arrow?
[SHOUTING IN SLOW-MOTION]
BOTH: [IN SLOW-MOTION] No!
Whoa!
Huh?
Hmm.
Yahoo!
I got my mojo back!
Storm?
[SIGHS] Uh, I feel a little weird.
And boy, do I have a headache.
Did something happen?
Uh, did I smurf myself out?
Uh, something like that.
[LAUGHS] I had a really weird dream!
I was, like, some sort of warrior queen.
Ah! It was a nightmare.
I like myself better just the way I am.
[CHUCKLES] So do we, Blossom.
Huh?
Yeah, we love our happy-go-lucky Blossom.
Yeah, don't change a thing.
But maybe give up archery.
Uh, what are you doing up there?
Is this some kind of new game?
Can I play with you?
Uh, no.
We've played enough for one day.
Hey!
Um...
Aren't you forgetting something?
Hello? Hello?
[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
Feast your eyes, Azrael.
This is the most devious plan ever.
Next time those blasted Smurfs walk this way,
they'll trigger my traps.
[SNIFFLING]Hmm?
Get your nose out of there, you imbecile.
[SCREAMS] My nose!
[SCREAMING][YOWLING]
Hmm?
[SCREAMS][YOWLS]
[WHIMPERS]
You stupid fur ball![YOWLS]
Well, well.
Who do we have here?[CHUCKLES]
Looks like Gargamel's been smurfed by his own trap.
[LAUGHS]
It's a shame that Papa Smurf's gone
to his magic convention.
He would've loved to see this, right?
Me, I don't like magic conventions.
Wait till I get out of here.
Then you'll see.
Me, I don't like Gargamel.
And I don't like Azrael either!
"I don't like this, I don't like that."
Ha! Can't you say anything else?
You little blue moron.
Nope. That's Grouchy.
He doesn't like much, you know?
Me, I don't like anything.
Not even this.
[GRUNTS]Huh?
[SNARLS]
Well, we should get going.
Chef has to smurf a magnificent birthday cake.
It's been a pleasure, Gargamel.
I'm sure Papa Smurf will just love his surprise!
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Get back here!
You can't just leave me like this.
You little vermin.[MEOWS]
I'll get you for this!
Huh?[BOTH SCREAM]
[CLANK][GROANS]
[COUGHS, GROANS]
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
Hmm? Hmm.
Wait a second.
I've just had a brilliant idea
to capture all those little Smurfs...
[LAUGHS]
Azrael, I think I should've become an artist.
This magic doll is the spitting image of him, isn't it?
[JINGLES]
[MEOWS]
[SCOFFS] You know nothing
about the art of sculpture anyway.
Now, the most important part...
This stalk that only Grumpy has chewed on.
And now, what do we need?
Owl tears? Lizard hair? Toad slime.
[LAUGHS]
Once that little grouch of a Smurf
says he doesn't like something,
that very thing will shoot out of this horn of abundance.
I'm a genius, an artistic genius.
[MEOWS]
Ah! Think, you numbskull.
At some point, he's definitely going to say
that he doesn't like the Smurfs.
Then, presto!
They'll land right in my hands.
[DEVIOUS MUSIC]
[LIQUID SLOSHES]
[GRUNTS]
[TRILLS]
[MAGICAL MUSIC]
[CHUCKLES]
Me, I don't like waiting around.
Hey, what you smurfin', Grouchy?
He's guarding my supply of acorns.
Yum!Cake!
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS][SLURPS]
Hands off, Greedy.
This is for Papa Smurf.
Oh! I forgot the candles. Oh...
[SNIFFS, SIGHS]
I smell a hint of cinnamon, apple, blueberry,
and lots of...roasted nuts.
Didn't you hear Chef? You're not allowed to touch it.
Even if it would be a great joke.
Me, I don't like cakes.
[BOTH GASP]
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
[MEOWS]
It's working, Azrael!
Soon it will be raining little blue runts.
[HORN HONKS]
Huh?
What are these? Small cakes?
[HORN BLARES]
[GRUNTS, INDISTINCT MUMBLING]
[CHOMPS] Oof!
Cake gone.
[GROANING]
I found the candles.
[GASPS] Where's Papa Smurf's cake?
BOTH: It just disappeared.
Yeah, right.
A likely story.
Something tells me you smurfed the cake,
didn't you?
[ALL SCREAM]Look out!
Come back here right now!
[SCREAMING]
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
Where are they?
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS] Me, I don't like ladles.
Hmm?
Mmm.
Huh?
[HORN BLARING][LAUGHS]
Hmm? A small ladle?
[HORN BLARES][CRIES OUT]
[GROANS]
[LAUGHS]
Hey, where did my ladle go?
And my cake.
They disappeared, I'm telling you!
And he was the one who smurfed it!
Nonsense!
Don't you believe me? Look.
[HUMS]
Hey, Grouchy, what do you think of that fine bench over there?
Me, I don't like benches.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Oh.[SNORING]
Ouch.
[MEOWS][HORN BLARES]
Hmm? This time, I won't be fooled.
Huh?
What?
Tiny little benches?
[BELLS JINGLE][HORN BLARES]
And now for the Smurfs sitting on those benches!
Ow!
[DEFLATING TUNE]
How did you do that, Grouchy?
Hmm.[GIGGLES]
We should warn Brainy.
Don't smurf. I'll be right back.
You know, Grouchy, that new power of yours
is pretty awesome.
Let's have some fun!
[GRUNTS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Me, I don't like dirty diapers.
[COOS]
[HORN BLARES]
Bleh! Diapers?
I hate those blasted Smurfs.
And I don't like dirty dishes.
Ta-da!
[HORN BLARES]Huh?
[GROANS]
Dishes gone?
[GROANING]
I don't like dirty forks.
[HORN BLARES]
[SCREAMS]
Fork gone?
I don't like dirty knives.
[HORN BLARES][SCREAMS]
Hmm?
[HORN BLARES][GASPING]
I don't like brushes.
I don't like shovels.
I don't like anvils.
Orange vegetables.
Cauldrons. Hammers.
[SCREAMING IN SLOW-MOTION]
[SYMPHONY MUSIC]
Ah!
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
Stop it, Grouchy. Stop!
[GRUMBLING]
Sorry, but you must stop talking.
Hey, what are you smurfing?
Thanks to him, we don't have to do dirty dishes ever again.
And what are we going to eat out of?
And what are we going to sit on, eh?
Don't you see?
This is some sort of dark magic.
Grouchy is cursed.
We have to smurf him in the storage shed
until Papa Smurf gets back.
Ouch!
Me, I don't like Brainy.
[ALL GASP]
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
What's going to come out this time?
Whoa!
[SCREAMING]
At last! A Smurf.
Where'd Brainy go?
Where did you send him?
Papa Smurf is going to be so angry.
Or he'll give you a medal. [LAUGHS]
Jokey, this is no time for joking.
We have to find Brainy.
It's all my fault. Me.
I don't like myself.
[ALL GASP]
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
[MEOWS]Hmm?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Hello.
Ha! [LAUGHS]
That's two. See, Azrael?
I knew my plan was brilliant.
Ouch.Eh?
Grouchy! What are you smurfing here?
[GRUNTS]
Aha! So you're the little grump.
Wonderful.
How could I know? You all look the same.
Equally hideous.
[WHIMPERING]Well, my tiny friend,
now you're simply going to say that you don't like Smurfs.
Go on. Do it.
[WHIMPERING]
Me, I don't like Gargamel.
Yes! Bravo.
[LAUGHS] Nice try.
But I'm not so stupid.
I'm immune to the spell.
[GRUNTS] I think I'll use my magic doll.
Ouch!
If you don't say
you don't like all of the Smurfs right away,
then I'll hurt this magic doll very much indeed.
Hang in there, Grouchy. Don't say a thing.
How about I give your nose a twist?
Ouch! Me, I don't like... Ah!
Hmm?[GRUNTING]
That magic doll.
Ah!Huh?
[WHIMPERS][HORN BLARES]
[MEOWS]Ah!
My magic doll.
Oops. [GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
Maybe you could make this cage disappear, huh?
Me, I don't like this cage.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hmm? [GRUNTS]
Ah![HORN BLARES]
[GRUNTS]
Gotcha.
Help![CACKLES]
Not so clever now, are you, specky Smurf?
[GROWLS][LAUGHS]
Me, I don't like Brainy.
[GASPS]
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
Ha! Nice try.
I'm not too fond of him either.
Azrael, grab the little grump.
[YOWLS]
Me, I don't like Azrael.
[SCREECHES]
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
[YOWLS]Ah!
Get off me, you useless fur ball.
Come on, Grouchy. Let's smurf out of here.
Me, I don't like Smurfs!
I hate them.
I curse them.
I despise them!
Well done!
For once, your grumbling came in handy.
Hey, I was wondering. Do you like bears?
Me, I don't like bears.
And do you like ogres?
Me, I don't like ogres either.
What about snakes?
Me, I don't like snakes.
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
[BEAR GROWLS]Ah!
[BELL JINGLES][HORN BLARES]
Where you put my cake?
And my fork and my knife? It's all a misunderstanding.
I'll give them back! [SCREAMS]