[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
Hear ye!
The stage is set
for our most noble knight
whose tall tale will surely delight.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Hey, Dreamer, do you want a cupcake?
Oh, I would love to be a knight like him.
Fearless and strong, he could smurf no wrong.
For when there was a damsel in distress...
Help me, oh, help me!
Ugh. This is really outdated.
I can save myself, you know.
What? I can.
For when there was a damsel in distress,
he knew he had to save the lady in the dress.
Smurf and glory!
Smurf and glory?
But charging on his royal steed,
a mighty dragon started to stampede.
Hmm?Ha ha!
Hmm? Psst!
Dragon, you're supposed to charge.
Huh? Oh, right.
Roar.
Roar!Watch out, knight!
Roar.[GRUNTS]
Roar.
[GRUNTS]Roar.
Ha!
Huh?
Dragon, you're smurfed.
Oh, right.
[ALL CHEERING]
He smurfed the dragon.
Smurf and glory!
[CHUCKLES]
Ah?
Me, I don't like plays.
I'm gonna sleep well after that show.
Dreamer?Huh?
Dreamer, the show is over.
For me, it's not over.
I'm going to be a knight.
Charge!
Dreamer will always be Dreamer.
I don't know about you, but I just love mornings.
Ta-da!
Smurf and glory!
Dreamer, is that you?
[HEROIC FANFARE]
Uh...Uh-huh.
Hey, I've decided to live my dream
and become a knight.
Hmm.Mm-hmm.
Poet, do you want to be my bard?
Me?Mm-hmm.
You want me to write your story?
And relay all your heroic glory?
Yeah, every knight needs a bard.
So why not you?
Are you up to the challenge?
Hmm, my recent poems have gone straight in the bin.
But writing a great saga could be a glorious win.
Ah! Hmm?
Help![ROARS]
There's a monster in the kitchen.
Smurf and glory! Have no fear, Scaredy.
Knight Smurfalot is here.
Charge!
Knight Smurfalot, bold and brave,
set off to vanquish the knave.
[LOUD CRASH]Show yourself, scoundrel.
[LOUD CRASHING]
Ah-ha! I've got you, roaring monster.
[WHIMPERING]
[GIGGLING]
[BURPS]
Some monster. Ha.
Quick as a flash, he captured the pest.
The noble knight had completed his quest.
Come, my faithful bard.
We still have many adventures to smurf.
Can you believe Dreamer?
He thinks he's a knight.
I think it's very courageous to live your dreams.
Puh! I don't see what's courageous
about smurfing around with a bucket on your head.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[SNORING]
Good morrow, Sleeping Beauty.
My good fella, have you spotted any enemies on the horizon?
Uh, nope.
Whelp, stay on guard.
Whoa!
Smurf and glory.
♪ Admire the courageous knight
♪ Who helped the grandpa with his plight ♪
What do you mean, "grandpa"?
No need to thank me.
Just doing my duty, good sir.
Hmm.
So what else does a knight do, Poet?
He protects the village from those who try to pillage.
Of course, I must guard the Smurfs from all harm.
[METAL CREAKING]
[GASPS] What is that ghastly beast?
It must be a dragon.
Charge!
Smurf this!Hey!
And that. Yeah, huh!
Whoa!
Ow.
What's gotten into you, Dreamer?
Um, nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.
Yeah, focus is the key, right?
Smurf and glory! Charge!
Ah!
Uh-oh. Huh?
Take that, orange troll.
Huh?
This is for you, cake thief.
Here I am, howling dragon.
Smurf and glory!
Charge!Ah!
My beautiful souffle.
Get back here, you little...
Take that, evil knight on wheels.
Stop that, Dreamer.
You're gonna smurf my paint.
Silence!Huh?
Ah!
Yield, you vile creature.
I shall tame you, rolling dragon.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[LOUD CRASHING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[HUMMING]
Wh...ooh!
[GROANS]
ALL: Dreamer!
[HEROIC FANFARE]
Dreamer, what's the deal?
Nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.[WHISTLING DESCENT]
Hmm?What dragon?
Come, Poet, we must fulfill our noble cause.
Oh, yes, good knight. Let's keep up the fight.
What happened here?
Knight Smurfalot happened, that's what.
I'm on it.
Dreamer, as Papa Smurf's right-hand Smurf,
I order you to stop this nonsense.
Half a knight on a ridiculous horse
dares to challenge me?
Charge!
Huh?
Take that.
I handled that like a true knight.
No, you didn't.
You know, being a knight isn't just about poking people.
It's about chivalry, rescuing fair maidens...
But of course!
A fair maiden.
I shall woo her and win her favor.
Come, Poet, we must go.[LAUGHS]
Me? I don't like knights.
Me? I don't like Smurfs stealing my lines.
[PLEASANT MUSIC]
[HUMMING]
Ouchie!
Not to worry, Smurfette.
I shall smurf down that thorny bush.
[GRUNTING]
Stop!
And smurf that lance out of my face.
I apologize to thee.
But there's something I want to ask.
Huh?
Your hair shines bright like diamonds.
♪ And your smile lights up my world
♪ For miles[GIGGLES]
♪ And all I ask, my fair lady
♪ Is a small token
♪ So that I may quest in your name ♪
Well, if it means that much to you,
take this rose.
It's all yours, Knight Smurfalot.
Ah?
[SIGHS]
♪ Time for a new quest
♪ I'll follow you 'cause you're the best ♪
[SIGHS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hey, looks like someone put you out to pasture.
It's not fair.
Why is Smurfette so impressed with Dreamer?
I suppose 'cause he's a knight
following his dream.
Oh, yeah? Well, I can be a knight too.
Charge!
Things like this never end well.
Smurfette?
Smurfette!
Feast your eyes, Azrael.
Another ingenious plan.
One Smurf trap here, another Smurf trap there.
Next time those blasted Smurfs walk this way,
they'll trigger my traps. Hmm?
Get your nose out of there, you imbecile.
Ah! Ah, my bones!
Oh, my fingers! Ah!
Hmm? What a horrible roar.
There must be another dragon around here.
Poet, we must go and smurf the beast!
Knight Smurfalot, I fear you've lost the plot!
Charge!
That dragon is no match for me.
I shall strike it thusly.
Smurf and glory!Hmm?
Another knight?
Charge!
Knights, beware. There's danger through there.
I'm the only knight around here.
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
BOTH: Smurf and glory!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Charge!No, charge!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Ah!
Charge!Rah!
All set again.
Huh? Hmm?
What?[BOTH GRUNTING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[CHUCKLES] Smurfs.
Look, Azrael.
Ah!
Ow, ow, ow, ow![MEOWS]
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
I just saved us from Gargamel.
Poet, make sure you write that down.
I want Smurfette to know.
Hold on a second.
I saved us from Gargamel.
[HISSING]
Aha, the dragon.
Charge!
Careful, Dreamer, it's a snake.
[BOTH CHOKING]
[SNAKE HISSING]
It's the end of their quest in the dragon's chest.
BOTH: Ah!
So, boys, who needs rescuing now?
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[SHOUTS]
Uh?
Oh, what would you boys ever do without girls?
[GRUNTING]
[BOTH SIGHING DREAMILY]
♪ And so the knights in distress
♪ Were saved by the princess ♪
Hey, I helped out too.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
I wish I could be...
Smurfette!
[GRUNTING]
There it is.
The forget-me-what flower.
What's a regret-me-what?
The forget-me-what, Dimwitty.
It's a rare flower that only smurfs once
every 100 years.
Now, smurf on your clothespins.
♪ Da-nah! ♪
Papa Smurf wants us to destroy it
because if you breathe in its pollen,
you forget who you are.
And who knows what trouble that could cause?
You sound funny with your pinched nose.
Hey! I sound funny too.
Clothespin or not,
I just know I'm gonna breathe that pollen in.
Don't worry, Clumsy. Everything will be fine.
[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]
Oh!Ouch.
[GRUNTING]
[GROWLING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Ah!
I've got it!
ALL: Ah!And I've got you.
Ha ha ha ha!ALL: Gargamel!
[MEOWS][ALL SCREAMING]
Come back, you dirty little gnomes.
You won't escape from me this time!
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
Easy catch.
[MEOWS]Ah!
[MEOWING]
[HISSING]
[ALL WHIMPERING]
[YOWLS]
Meow?
[YOWLING]
Meow.
Azrael, where are you?
Smurf for your lives!Aha!
If only he'd forget about us.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Ha ha!
Tough break. [LAUGHS]
But lucky for Gargamel.
Clumsy, wait for me.
Hmm?Oh, there you are.
So what do we do now?
Dimwitty, you were supposed to run away.
What an idiot.
Hey?
Hey, Gargamel, you forgot about me.
Wrong.
I was just keeping the most annoying for last.
Off you go to the land of boiled Smurfs.
[SLOW MOTION SHOUTING]
No, off you go to the land of forgetfulness.
Uh.
Ouch.
Uh?
A-a-a-achoo!
We've got to smurf now.
[BOTH GASPING]What?
Huh? Hmm.
I hope that flower works.
Hello, little elves.
What are you doing in the forest?
Come to think of it, what am I doing in the forest?
It worked.
The forget-me-what clearly smurfed his memory.
You mean he doesn't know who we are?
Even better.
He doesn't even remember who he is.
We could smurf around with him all day
and not get hurt.
Or we could just smurf away!
What are these horrible rags?
Are you coming, Brainy?
No, please stay!
The forest is scary, and I can't go home
because I don't know where I live.
[SOBBING]
I'm going to help him.
It's the smurfy thing to do, right?
Well, we're getting out of here.
That's the smurfy thing we're gonna do.
Oh, there, there. Don't you cry.
I'll take you home.
Really? You would do that?
We gotta warn the village about this new Gargamel.
I'll bet my two left feet
he won't stay friendly for long.
Ah!
Clumsy, wait for me.
ALL: Whoa!Sorry.
ALL: Ouch.
Oof.
[BABBLING] Oof.
Clumsy?
[PLEASANT MUSIC]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
So, to recap my survival tips
from 1 to 3,455,
if you're lost in the forest,
blue food will save you.
Red food will poison you.
Oh, my. What comes after tip 3,455?
You really wanna know?
Normally Smurfs beg me to stop talking.
But why? You know so much.
Hmm, I'm not called Brainy for nothing.
Here we are.
Oh, but I still have a million questions
I want to ask you.
Well, I could always stay a little while longer, right?
[LAUGHS] Good idea.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
Oh, I can't believe this is my home.
It's so creepy.
And I can't remember owning any of this stuff.
These look evil.
Not at all.
They're just, uh, exotic baking ingredients.
Hmm. What is this?
Magic ginger.
It's a superfood that helps you smurf your memory.
[GASPS]
But, uh, this one has gone bad.Huh?
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
I just don't understand how I could live like this.
Hey, I know. I can help you clean.
I love organizing and alphabetizing.
It's my favorite pastime.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
Hee-hee!
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
Ah, it doesn't smell like rotten eggs anymore.
And there's so much more space.
For a perfect home,
you just need to organize and alphabetize.
"What would Brainy do?" That's my new motto.
And I even found a pair of glasses behind a shelf.
Uh, they suit you perfectly.
What do we do now, boss?
We could always catalog the garden.
I mean, you can never be too organized, right?
[MEOWS]What a great idea.
Huh?[GROWLING]
Oh, hello, there.
What a cute kitty!
Bad kitty.
No attacking the friendly Smurf.
[PANTING]
I'm locking you up until you calm down,
you sweet little creature.
Meow?Whew, thanks for saving me.
Oh, I'd do anything for my best friend.
Right?Best friends?
BOTH: Hmm?That was fast.
What are you smurfing here, Jokey?
I heard what happened to Gargamel
and wanted to check it out.Hello.
Great, you've seen him. Now you can go.
You ruin everything. Bye.
Wait. You should stay.
After all, you keep saying that all the Smurfs are my friends.
Right?
Uh, right.
Glad you agree because I invited
a lot of Smurfs over here.Hmm?
A Smurf sleepover.Uh...
I'll pick up some pizza at the tavern.
[GIGGLES]
[GROWLS]Everyone, into the hovel!
Wait! Wait!
Remember, Gargamel is a friend,
so you need to treat him and his hovel
with the Smurfiest respect.
You bet, Brainy.
Come on, guys!Whoo-hoo!
[SIGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
A little seasick.
ALL: Whee!
Hey, don't touch that. It's ours.
Yours?
Well, uh, Gargie's.
We spent the whole day reorganizing it, you see?
You call him Gargie?Hey, give me that.
Please don't Smurf anything.
Ta-da! Pizza for my friends.
Ooh!Smurfy.
Thanks, but, uh, where's dessert?
Oh, my! You're right.
I forgot. Silly me.
I'll get ice cream. Be right back.
Oh.Meow?
Give me four!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Come on, guys. Smurfs up.
Hyah!Whoa!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
I hate Smurfs!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[BOTH GIGGLING]
Ah!
Greedy, the magic ginger.
Put that back in the pot.
If Gargamel eats that, he'd remember everything
and smurf us all! It's far too dangerous.
Give it back.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, my meal!
You just wasted perfect food.
Huh? Where is it?
[HONKING]
Jokey! What have you smurfed now?
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la ♪
Hmm?
[MEOWING]
Oh, thank you, but I'm not going to eat that.
I hate ginger.
It gives me terrible gas.
[SCREAMING]Phew!
[COUGHING]
Pleh. Huh?
What happened?
Meow.
Come on, Jokey, take them back to the village.
Smurfies, I'm home.
And I have the ice cream.
ALL: Hip, hip, hooray!
Oh, what fun we're going to have.
A true feast.
Huh?
And you Smurfs will be the dessert.
Grab them, Azrael![YOWLING]
[ALL SCREAMING]Smurf for you lives!
You're... You're no longer...
Your friend? Quite the opposite.
I'll never be your friend. I despise you all.
[WHIMPERING]
You can't escape me, Smurf.
Ha ha! Get ready to be boiled up.
[SCREAMING, MEOWING]
Here.Here.
Here.Yeah!
Huh?Hey!
[WHISTLES]
Let's smurf out of here.
[EXCITING MUSIC]
All right!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Ow, stop that. Huh?
Oops.
Come on, guys.Party's over.
That was fun, Brainy.
Yeah, but I'm kind of sad to lose a friend.
Really, Brainy?
What kind of friend wants to eat you for dessert?
Not me.
I bet you taste awful. [LAUGHS]