[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[LAUGHING]
There. it's so revoltingly cute.
Azrael, this box holds the key to the private lives
of those infernal Smurfs.
Soon, we'll know everything about them.
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
[SNIFFING]
Magic Store Supply, Parcel Delivery.
I have a package to send to Smurf Village.
It's urgent.
I'll send the stork for pickup.
Excellent.
Oh, uh, you wouldn't want
to give me that address, would you?
Nice try, but that's against our privacy policy.
Oh.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
[LAUGHING] Has anyone seen the invisible Smurf?
E equals MC Smurf.
Hello, Baby.
Present?No!
[HORN HONKS][SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]
Hmm?
Hello, Smurfette. [SIGHS]
[SCREAMS]
[GIGGLES]
[BIRD CAWS]Hmm?
[BIRD CROWING]
[WHISTLING]
[BABBLING]
Yeah! [COOS]
[GIGGLES]
[BABBLING]
Azrael, look. My plan is working.
That pathetically innocent Baby Smurf has gone gaga
over Teddy the Spy.
[MEOWS]Now we can watch everything
the Smurfs do.
I'm a genius!
Whoo-hoo... Oh!
It's only a matter of time
before I figure out where that village is.
And then those blasted Smurfs will all be mine.
[BABBLING]
[LAUGHING]
You Smurfs are in for a treat.
Here they are!
My Smurf Village's raspberry cake.
Whoa! They look good.
And smell delicious, right? Huh?
[COOING]
Ah. Hello, Baby.
Hey, that's the annoying one.
Hello!
Come sit with us, Baby. Mmm.
Look, there's the piggy Smurf.
[YOWLS]
Mmm.
Greedy, someday your gluttony
is going to smurf you into trouble.
That's what Papa Smurf always says.
Mm-hmm.Huh?
[CHUCKLES][GRUNTS]
Interesting teddy bear, Baby.
That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Okay, it's time to go to Lonely Rock
for our sarsaparilla expedition.
Aha! Did you hear that?
Then let's go to Lonely Rock too!
[LAUGHS] I'm a genius.
A true genius!
The greatest wizard the world has ever seen!
Ow.[GIGGLING]
This infernal cage should be filled with Smurfs!
[SQUEAKY CRASH]Ow!
[GIGGLING]
[CHATTER AND WHISTLING]
Oh, sarsaparilla, love of my life.
Greedy, stop eating all that...
[CACKLES]
Gargamel!
Glad to see you too.
[ALL SCREAMING]Run for your smurf!
Greedy, come on!
You're mine, little piggy Smurf.
Ta-da!
[GRUNTS] Greedy...
Bet you wish you hadn't eaten all those raspberry cakes.
[LAUGHS]
You should have listened to that annoying Smurf.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[YOWLS]Ouch!
Get off me, you stupid cat!
This way!
Ugh.
Silly fleabag.
You wreck my plans every time!
[SIGHS]
[BELL RINGS]
Is it Papa Smurf?[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Huh?
How did Gargamel know we would be there?
He even knew that I smurfed those cakes,
and that Brainy was annoying!
Obviously, you misheard him.
Right?No, I heard it too.
He said annoying.But it's true.
You are pretty annoying.[GASPS]
I agree.[COOS]
Aw, hello, Baby.
Glad you and your teddy bear could join us.
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
Handy, did you make this toy for Baby?
No, I don't know where he smurfed it.
Hmm...Hmm.
I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're happy, Baby.
Now go ask Chef for your afternoon snack.
[BABBLING]
That teddy bear is a trap.
What?I saw a sparkle in its eye.
I'm certain it's a magic viewing stone.
Gargamel can hear and see everything we do
whenever Baby is around.
So it's not a bear. It's a mole.
Let's destroy it.
Actually, I have a better idea.
We'll smurf Gargamel at his own game.
What are we smurfing in there?
So do you thinking you can write a compelling story, Poet?
Oh, yes, you might find the plot is mean,
but the wizard will be glued to the screen.
That's perfect!Hmm?
Brainy, you'll cast the actors for our saga.
Yes, Papa Smurf.
You know I have an eye for talent, right?
[CLEARS THROAT]What's this?
The first scene you desired.
I was smurfily inspired.
Smurftacular start, Poet.
It's showtime.
[LAUGHING]
Perfect. Baby's occupied.
Okay, you're performing the romantic scene from act three.
First up.
Hmm.
And action!
Oh, Greedy, don't leave me.
I will always love you, dearest muffin.
Next.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Whoa.[SCREAMS]
♪ Vanity, sweet vanity
♪ Please don't leave me ♪
But I must leave you,
because I love me.
Next.
Oh, Hefty! Don't leave me!
I can't live without you.
I love you more than I've ever loved anybody, Smurfette!
But now I must be off.
[WAILS]
[CRIES]
Huh?
[ALL CRYING]
That was smurftastic!
You're both hired.
Next.
[LAUGHS]
Hmm?Hmm...
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Hmm?
You're hired.
But uh, we haven't said anything yet, Brainy.
You don't need to talk.
Your role is to spy on Gargamel.
Being a spy isn't so bad.
I'm sure this will impress Smurfette.
[COOING]
Goo-goo, gaga.
They could at least teach that baby some words.
I hear one more goo-goo-gaga, I'll go insane.
[COOS][WHISTLES]
They're coming. Action.
[CHUCKLES]
[DRAMATIC KUNG FU MUSIC]
Take this, you old coot. And that!
And smurf this!
[YOWLS]Oh!
Something's finally happening.
Oh, hi, Baby.
[TWINKLING MUSIC]
When did you get here?
[COOS]Have a seat.
You're up next.Makeup.
Hmm?
You want some more, beardy?
Then take this.
[BOINK][CRASH]
[LAUGHS AND COOS]
Hey, that wasn't in the...Shh!
[SIGHS]
Hmm?
[CLEARS THROAT] What are you doing,
my fair Smurfette?
Handsome Hefty, the time has come
for you to use your rippling biceps.
And me, my Smurf-Fu.
[CHUCKLES][GIGGLES]
[GIGGLING AND CHEERING]
Papa Smurf is growing old and feeble.
For the good of Smurf Village, we must overthrow him,
and become the new leaders!
King Hefty?And Queen Smurfette.
I had no idea Smurfette was so backstabbing, conniving,
and duplicitous!
Good girl!
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
Tell the others Gargamel is hooked.
[LAUGHING] I can't wait to see
what happens next.
This next scene is intense to keep him in suspense.
Excellent. Get ready, Brainy.
Mm-hmm.You're up next.
Your turn, Clumsy.
I don't have any diamonds.
Then play some spades.
I don't have any spades either.
Then you draw.
Huh?
What an oaf.
He doesn't have two left hands. He has three.
Ah, there you are, my evil partners.
And Baby. Hmph.
Time is short.
Those scoundrels, Hefty and Smurfette,
are planning a coup!
But how do you know, fearless leader?
I know all.
You, uh, know that.
And I know all too!
Who's a genius, Azrael?
Me. That's who.
I cannot let them smurf what's rightfully mine.
We will make you king of the Smurfs, Brainy.
Behold my secret weapon!
Heh, oops. Force of habit.
[LAUGHS] I like that one.
Ha-ha! Here it is!
All Hefty has to do is pick this up
during his morning workout, and...
[EXPLODES][LAUGHS]
[SCREAMING]
[LIVELY STRING MUSIC]
[GIGGLING]
[COUGHS]
Smurftastic! This plan is great.
Those two are also plotting against Papa Smurf.
Who would've thought?
Hmph. This place smells like moldy cheese.
[SNIFFS] You haven't been outside
in days, have you?
But Mummy, the Smurfs are plotting
to overthrow Papa Smurf.
I knew it.
You're wasting a beautiful day
watching that crystal ball of yours.
Please, Mummy. Just a few minutes more!
It's so exciting.
How do you turn this thing off anyway?
This is war,
and you and Baby are the only ones I can trust.
Dimwitty, did you smurf the weapons?
Aye aye, Papa Smurf.
Huh?
What's this war he's talking about?
That's what I was trying to explain!
Everyone thinks Papa Smurf is too old to rule.
They want to take his place.
Papa Smurf will never win if he has an idiot on his team.
I wouldn't underestimate Papa Smurf.
[YOWLS]
Pass the popcorn.
I must retrieve the magical Sword of Power.
Whoever finds this sword will have control
over the Smurfs forever.
Nobody will ever threaten my reign again!
[ALL LAUGHING]
See, Mummy? What did I tell you?
Everyone thinks Papa Smurf is too old to rule.
They want to take his place.
I must retrieve the magical Sword of Power!
Whoever finds this sword will have
complete control over the Smurfs.
You need to get that sword.
Hmm? What sword?Hmm?
The Smurfs' sword, you numbskull!
Weren't you listening?
Of course!
If I get that sword, I can control the Smurfs!
Yes, genius.
[FURTIVE MUSIC]
My fair Smurfette, before we seize the throne,
marry me!
[GIGGLES][GIGGLES]
[LAUGHS] Ah!
[MEOWS]Hmm. Huh?
Hefty, this is no time for romance!
It's time for action!
My spies told me about this:
the magical Sword of Power!
I can't believe Hefty asked her to marry him.
Do you think they'll have a big wedding?
What do you care?
It's not like you'll be invited.
Now listen up!
She might say where the sword is.
Where do I smurf this Sword of Power, dearest?
Mm-hmm?Listen.
My spies have told me...
Oh, come closer.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
Louder!We can't hear you!
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
Oh! It's news from Gargamel's hovel!
Oh! Oof.
Hey.Oh, good.
Gargamel is hooked.
It's time for Papa Smurf's big scene.
[COUGHING]
Let's see some passion.
One, two, three, action!
[PANTING]
Baby! Dimwitty!
[LAUGHS]
He's fast for an old guy.
There you are!
Dimwitty, we need to smurf the Sword of Power
before our enemies do!
Stop right there, Papa Smurf!
Your reign is over.
They've got him now!
Put it on pause.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Hey!
Hey, Papa Smurf!
You wouldn't be trying to smurf away
to get this?
Hurry, Mummy!
Something's happening!
Oh, no! My goose is cooked.
Me, I don't like geese.
Tell me, which is my better side?
You guys are on next. I hope you know your text.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
What are they doing there?
Haven't you been following?
That's the annoying Smurf's gang.
No one gets that sword but me.
Well, you're gonna have to smurf through us first.
Time to teach you a little smurf-fu.
Your smurf-fu is no match for my brain.
Oh, no! Are they going to fight?
Ooh, look at that smurf-fu move!
Ah! [GROANS]
[DRAMATIC KUNG FU MUSIC]
Ha!
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]Get back here, Brainy!
[EXCITING MUSIC]
Ha!
Ho-ho! Check out the exploding box!
[GRUNTS][LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]
Got him! Huh?
Hmm?Come on, Dimwitty.
Let's get the sword.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Look! The old imp is escaping!
Cut! Baby and the camera are gone.
It's time for Gargamel's swan song.
ALL: Hmm?
Now it says here on this ancient map
where the sword is hidden.
Gargamel, where are you?
The old Smurf is going to say where the sword is!
[TOILET FLUSHES]Coming.
[YOWLS]Hmm.
Did you wash your hands?
Yes, Mummy.
The map says the sword is here in the forest
next to the scarlet bush.
Hmm, I know that bush. It's very pretty.
So that's where the sword is!Hmm?
What sword?
The Sword of Power, you dimwit.
The one that controls the Smurfs?
Oh, right! The sword!
I'll go and get it at once, Mummy!
[LAUGHS]
Get ready, Smurfs!
I'm coming!
[STORK COOS]
Dimwitty and Baby, stay here.
I have to make sure the area is safe.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Coochie, coochie, coochie!
Hmm.
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
Oh stork so glorious,
what news have you brought for us?
Let's see what our spies have to say.
Gargamel is speeding on his way.
Great! He's gonna fall right into our trap!
And when he smurfs the sword, bam!
Down comes the cage!
Handy! Smurfette!Hmm?
Is everything set?
All ready, Papa Smurf.
Then get into position and hide.
The final act is about to begin.
[CHUCKLES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
How about we have a little fun, Baby?
Okay, watch this.
I can put my feet behind my head!
Ah!
[GIGGLES][CHUCKLES]
Huh.
That one reminds me of Gargie.
Hmm. Huh? Hey!
What are we waiting here for?
Let's go see Gargamel smurf the sword
and get trapped in the cage.
[YOWLS]What? It's a trap?
Oh, we have to warn him!
[MEOWS]
Gargamel! Wait![GASPS]
Oh, no! We have to stop them!
[WHISTLES]
It's a trap! A trap!
Gargamel, come back!
Those sneaky Smurfs are trying to trick you!
There they are!
Bombs away!
Gargie!
Gargie... Oh!
[YOWLS]
Ooh, ouch, oh! Ow!
Whoa!
It's a trap!
Mummy?
What does the old bat want now?
Ugh.[MEOWS]
A trap!
[STORK CHITTERS]
That was close. She nearly smurfed our plan.
[MEOWS]
Come to join me, have you?
Not a chance.
I'm tired of you messing up my plans.
[MEOWS]
[YELLS]
[GROANING][MEOWS]
What's the matter with you, you silly fleabag?
[MEOWING]
Can a cat lose its mind?
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
A cage?
[MEOWS]
Me in a cage?
You mean it's a trap?
[YOWLS]Those sneaky little elves!
Nobody traps Gargamel!
Someone's coming!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Huh? Dimwitty?
Hello? Where is everyone?
Did Gargamel come for the sword yet?
Why, yes, I did.
But what I really want is in these bushes.
[ALL YELLING]
I'll teach you for trying to trap me!
In you go!
You too!
Ah! Aha![YOWLS]
[ALL YELL][GIGGLES]
Oh, this is so much fun.
Ah, let's not forget you, Baby.
[LAUGHS]
Nobody fools the great Gargamel!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Mummy, I'm home!
Come and see what I have! [LAUGHS]
[ALL YELL] Gargie!
Mummy?
Where's that crabapple gone this time?
Hey! I heard that!Mummy?
Where are you?
Over here, you dimwit.Huh? Where?
In the crystal ball!
What are you doing in there?
I've been taken hostage!
If you want your mother back,
release our friends!
Or else...
No! I won't do it!
Do you hear? Gargamel!
I don't wanna be stuck here all day!
Come and get me right now! That's an order!
You're not going to save your own mother?
You, hush up!
I don't wanna hear one more word out of any of you!
Gargie, I expect you to be here
in five minutes, no longer!
I can't believe I allowed you
to rope me into this ridiculous scheme.
Okay! Enough already!
I'm coming.
Mummy? I'm here.
It's about time. Untie me this instant.
Where are the Smurfs who captured you?
How should I know?
[CHUCKLES]
[GROWLS]Hmm?
[MEOWS]
[YELLING]
Aha! What a fool.
Did you really think I'd just free all of your friends?
Which one are you, anyway?
I'm just a generic Smurf.
I'm useful during crowd scenes, but I have no real...
Enough.Ahh!
Like I really care.
Hmm...
Ugh, these knots are so tiny, I can't undo them.
Oh, I know!
I'll use the sword to cut you free.
Don't touch the sword, it's a trap!
Look up!
Those sneaky Smurfs.
Now you know why I hate them!
BOTH: Hmm?
Oh. Oh-oh!
No!
[LAUGHS]
Great plan, buddy.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Time for plan B!
Huh?
How's that for a surprise ending, huh?
Let me out, you little vermin!
[ALL CHEERING]
Nice going, you two.You see, Brainy?
We didn't have any lines,
but we sure know how to improvise.
[LAUGHTER]
So, Mr. Genius,
what's your great plan to get us out of here, huh?
Yoo-hoo!
re you guys still stuck in there?
We've smurfed a special show for you tonight!
It's called "How to Become A Cleverer Wizard."
Just wait till I get out of here!
Then you'll see who's clever!