[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[LAUGHS]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[LIGHT MUSIC]
Hmm. Hmm?
[SNORING]
Wake up, Lazy-bones.
You're smurfing the day away.
Don't forget to sweep the dust over there.
Uh-uh-uh.
Hey!
No snacking between meals, Greedy.
Brainy, you're an A-number-one pest.
Watch your left. One fine Smurf coming through.
What in smurf...On your right.
Fun times are here!
Uh! [SCREAMS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
Ahh!
[CRASHING]
Watch out, Farmer.Whoa!
Hey, you nearly smurfed me.
I love feeling the wind in my smurf.
Whoa. Looking stylish, Vanity.
Mm-hmm.Whoo-hoo. Yee-haw.
Ah! Hey. Be careful.
Make way for beauty.
Smurfboard all-stars coming through.
Hey.
What are those?
Hey, Brainy. You're looking hot under the collar today.
If you really must know, they are smurfboards.
And where did you get these smurfboards?
Handy made them for us. It was a special order.
He had no right.
You guys are a menace. Return them this instant.
Who made you king of the village?
Why should you be the only one who gets to zip around?
You don't even do it in style.
Huh?
See you around, Brainy.
We'll just see what Papa Smurf has to say about this.
[SNORING]
Hello, Lazy.
Whoo-hoo!
[LAUGHS]
Nice moves, Jokey.
You see those two riding on their smurfboards?
They're dangerous. We need to stop them
before they smurf the entire village.
I have no problem with Vanity and Jokey having smurfboards.
But... But what about safety? Responsible driving?
Rules and regulations?[LAUGHS]
Who needs rules when you have style?
Let's go, Jokey.
Not so fast, you two.
Brainy is right about road safety.
You have to be responsible.
And that's why he's going to teach you.
I would be proud to, Papa Smurf.
BOTH: What?
Hey, my smurfboard.
You can have them back
once you've completed your training.
Class starts now.
Sit up straight, Jokey.
So I'm here to teach you the traffic laws.
We know.Give our smurfboards back.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
First warning. You better behave
or I'm telling Papa Smurf.
Let's start with some road signs.
This one means danger. This one, one way.
[YAWNS]
This one, stop.
The speed limit. Snail crossing.
Boring.Baby crossing.
Azrael crossing.
Gargamel crossing.[LAUGHS]
[BLOWS WHISTLE] Second warning.
Next time, I'm telling Papa Smurf.
Now let's continue with another exercise.
Jokey, if you see Gargamel and Azrael at a crossroads,
do you "A" slow down or "B" speed up?
That's easy, I speed up at full smurf.
Not my style to slow down anyway.
Right. Good answer.
Vanity, what is the thing you should always look into?
Of course. My mirror.
Rear view mirror. Good answer.
Class dismissed. Present?
Oh, thank you.
[VANITY AND JOKEY LAUGH]
So, is everything okay?
Ah, yes, Papa Smurf. We were all about to practice.
Yee-haw!Let's go!
Right. You can have the smurfboards back.
Ha!
First rule of driving, don't drive.
[BOTH GRUMBLE]What?
Don't drive until you make sure that your vehicle is safe.
Have you checked your brakes?
We don't have brakes.What? What about your tires?
Oh, yeah. We have tires.
Hm. All right. Get ready.
[BOTH LAUGH]One moment.
What is it now?
You need safety equipment.
Perfect. Right?
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
Oh, this doesn't suit me at all.
Stop complaining and go.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
You're going way too fast.
BOTH: Hm?
He's starting to smurf on my nerves.
[LAUGHING]
Now, when you're smurfing around the village,
it's extremely important to be observant, right?
Keep your eyes open and stay alert. Stop.
Huh?Red light.
Yeah. We have to wait for the green light.
[WHISTLING]
Why don't we help this old Smurf to cross?
Hurry, before the light goes green.
What are you smurfing?
Ah, now the light is green.
But before you go, to make sure there is no danger,
I always look left and right.
And then I go.
Ahh![HORN HONKS]
Naturally, the fire brigade has the right of way.
Maintaining a reasonable speed is the key to safety, right?
I never go over two smurfs per hour in the village.
In the forest, I let myself go
and have fun at three smurfs per hour. [LAUGHS]
That's so boring.
I think I'm smurfing wrinkles.
[BABY COOING]
Even Baby is going faster than us.
If you guys were going any slower,
you'd smurf backwards.
Ha-ha. Very funny.I've had enough.
Let's smurf out of here.
And don't forget, when you need to turn, you must...
So long, pain in the smurf!
No! You can't do that. Come back!
Nobody tells us what to do!
[GRUMBLES] Wait until I catch you.
[SIREN WAILS][TIRES SCREECH]
Nobody smurfs the rules on my watch.
Vanity, Jokey, stop that at once.
[LAUGHTER]
Come back here, you outlaws.
Catch us if you can.Your Smurfway can't keep up.
[SIREN WAILING]
Let's mess with him.
Come and smurf us.
You can't shake me.
Sure I can, like salt and pepper.
Whoa, whoa!
[SCREAMS]
Ahh!
You'll never smurf your license at this...
Huh? Whoa, that's pretty good.
Oh. That's not so good.Right.
Pull over. That's an order.
Okay. But first, catch this.
Huh? Ahh!
Aha! Stop your vehicle.
I can't see a stop sign.
Time for a little shortcut.
Hm.
You are a menace. Pull over.
I've got you now, you dirty rascals.
Pull over. That's an order.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Brainy, you're going over the speed limit.
You'll lose your license.[GASPS]
Leave the driving to the big boys.
[GRUNTING]
Enough joking around.
[ROCK MUSIC]
Yeah!
You think you're so cool?
You think you're "masters" of the road?
Well, I'll show you who's cool.
I'll show you who's the real master.
Ha! Let's see you do this.
BOTH: Oh!
Whoa!
I think he's getting carried away.
He's really lost his smurf.[LAUGHS]
Can't beat that, huh?
Well, what about this?
And this?
You can't smurf this, can you?
Admit it. I'm the best. The best!
Brainy, watch out!
You're heading straight for the canyon.
You think I'm going to fall for that old joke.
No. But you're gonna fall.
[SCREAMS]
Ah, thank smurf you're safe.You had us worried.
How do we smurf him out of there?
Hold my ankles.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Smurf me your hand.
[BOTH STRAINING]
Aha!
Huh?What's this?
A ticket.
What?You have both proven
you are reckless and cannot be trusted.
You are dangers to Smurfs and forest animals everywhere.
You've broken a smurfzillion rules, right?
Including section 2.3,
paragraph 3.5 subsection 7 through 10.
Phew! When I'm done writing up my report,
you'll be lucky if Papa Smurf lets you out of your houses.
You won't have dessert for three months.
What do you say we practice some more loops?
You're on. Later, Brainy.
Yeah. And you just keep working on that report.
Papa Smurf will... Wait, you can't leave!
Yippee![LAUGHS]
I haven't finished telling you all the rules you broke.
You broke the speed limit, you ignored the right of way,
you went through a stop a sign.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Crow feather.Crow feather.
Laughing dust.
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]Huh?
Your package has arrived.
Ah. My trilobite powder.
I'll smurf it for you.
Hm. Uh.
[GRUNTS]
What's in this box?
Oh!Careful.
Trilobite is highly explosive, remember?
This one is highly bouncy. Ah!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
[CHITTERING]
What in the smurf is that?
Huh, you ordered a monkey?
Yuck! Of course not.
[CHITTERING]Well, look at that.
It's a monkey.
Quick! Smurf that monkey!
Hefty!Ha ha!
[CHITTERING]
Hold on tight, Papa Smurf.
[CLATTERING]
Hey, you little thief!
You, smurf me back my cake!
[PLAYING TRUMPET][CHITTERING]
[GRUMBLING]
Where did he go?
[LAUGHS] This monkey's pretty surfy.
I like him. What about you, Dimwitty?
[CHITTERING][BOTH MIMIC MONKEY]
[CLEARS THROAT]Oh. Hi, Papa Smurf.
So, there is he.
I'll go ask the Magic Supply Store what happened.
Keep an eye on him.I wonder who that monkey
was supposed to be delivered to.
Mm. Hm? Hey, Jokey, Dimwitty,
come back here!
Where is my monkey? I want my monkey!
Sir, breathe through your nose and calm down.
I am calm!
That monkey was supposed to be my new personal assistant
to capture Smurfs.
My cat is useless at the job.
All he does is give me attitude.
Ouch! Ow!
Please repeat that. I didn't understand
"Ouch. Ahh."
[BOTH LAUGH]
[ALL LAUGHING]
Hey! Watch out!Whoa!
Holy Smurf!Ahh!
[LAUGHING]
Hmm.Wow!
Ahh! Ooh![LAUGHS]
Up! Ohh! Uh-oh.
[CHIRPS]Hm?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Eee!
Ahh!
[LAUGHTER]
Hmm. Hm.
[HUMMING]
Huh?
[LAUGHTER]
Huh?
[LAUGHTER]
So there you are.
Oh. For me? You shouldn't have...
Ahh![LAUGHTER]
Brainy, Jokey.
Monkey, no!
[CHITTERING]
Enough monkey business.
I called Magic Supply and it was all a big mix-up.
They're sending a stork to pick him up.
Aww! Can't we keep him? He's so smurfy.
Someone is expecting this monkey.
We can't just keep him.
[SAD MUSIC][BOTH SNIFFLING]
Sorry, my little Smurfs.
Brainy, take them to the exit of the village.
Follow me.
It's so unfair we have to give Monkey back.
Papa Smurf said we have to, right?
Look how sad he is.
I'm sure he'd rather stay with us.
You can't do that. He must be sent back.
Can't we give someone else back?
[CRIES]
Wait a second.
There's someone else we could smurf.
Huh?And now the tail. And voila!
Hm?[CHITTERING]
Get in the box.I strongly disagree.
Da-da-da-da-da, I'm sure you're gonna love it.
You cannot do this. What will Papa Smurf say?
He doesn't have to know.
Let's go, special delivery.
[ALL LAUGHING]Send us a postcard.
Now just need to disguise Monkey as a Smurf.
Ha-ha. Come on, guys, this isn't funny anymore.
Let me out! Right?
Wow.There you go, handsome.
[LAUGHTER]
Jokey, did you send the monkey back?
Guys? Guys?
Oh. Uh, yes, we did.
That's good. I'm glad you understand.
Baby, are you okay? You look different.
He's just a little hungry. That's all.
Maybe he wants a waffle.What are you smurfing?
You know Baby Smurf can't eat solid food yet.
[MUNCHING]
[BURPS]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Baby. You're such a baby.
Okay. Say, where's Brainy?
Brainy? We haven't see him.
Yes, we have. He's in a box. We put him inside.
A box? What box?
Aha, You mean books.
He's inside reading his books.
Anyways, it's time to change Baby's diaper.
Huh?
[LAUGHS]
At last, my little monkey is here.
[MEOWS]
Ha! [GASPS]
Hello.
Gagama?
Ga-ga-ma?
Is that monkey language?
Go on. Do your monkey thing.
A little dance for Uncle Gargie, huh?
[LAUGHS][CHITTERING]
Oh, no.Hmm.
You are one strange monkey.
Oh?I'm going to call you Bob.
I'm your new master, Bob.
And you will love me.
[MEOWS]
[LAUGHTER]
Hey! Smurf me back my tractor!
Have you guys seen Brainy?
Sorry.Nope.
Brainy? Brainy?
[LAUGHTER]
Me, I don't like "Hu-hu, ah-ah."
Hm?
[LAUGHTER]
Hm?Go, Monkey!
Baby!
Oh! Doing great.
What are you smurfing?
[CHITTERING]
Yuck! [GRUMBLES]
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, poor Baby.
Who left you playing alone in the dirt?
You replaced the monkey with Brainy?
Yeah. But it was a joke.
You disobeyed and lied to me. Now we need to find him.
Magic Supply Store. Customer satisfaction.
Yes, you picked up a monkey today. Where was it smurfed?
One moment. We delivered it to a Mr. Gargamel.
[ALL GASP]
Ahh, are you ready, Bob?
I'm going to train you to catch Smurfs.
Now, go!Ohh!
Catch him.
[YELLING]
Ohh!
Huh?
Never mind. Try again.
Show Azrael what you can do.
That's it. Very good.[HOOTING]
[LAUGHS] Way to go, Bob!
You're making progress.
[HOOTING] Oh?
[MEOWING]
That's enough!
Get out, you jealous fleabag.[YOWLS]
Leave Bob alone, you brute.
He hasn't finished his training yet.
He just needs a little more practice.
Come on, Bob. Let's try again.
Hm. Huh?
[HOOTING]
Now get to work.
Time to catch some smurfs for Uncle Gargamel.
[HOOTING]
Oh, well done, Bob! You're better than Azrael.
Hm?
You and I are going to make a great team.
Brainy, we've come...[HOOTING]
Hey. Wait. And me?
[HOOTS]
[LAUGHS]Hey! You forgot me!
[GRUNTS]
Wait. Are those real Smurfs?
[ALL STRAINING]
[LAUGHS] Very good, Bob.
Brainy. Didn't you recognize us?
Hm? Papa Smurf, is that you?
Wha... Bob? You can speak?
Oh!
Naughty blue imp, you nearly had me fooled.
Now I'll show you how to make a great potion. Out of Smurfs.
[LAUGHS]
Hey. That's my trilobite powder.
If only we could reach it.
[CHITTERING]
Monkey, go get that vial.
No. Look. In that box on the ground.
Oh.[LAUGHS]
Well, I'll be smurfed. You're smart.
Mm-hmm.
Ready for a bath?
What in the... Where are they? Bob?
[WHISTLES]Huh?
Bye!Bye!
Here. This should give your potion a little kick.
[SCREAMS]
[HISSING]Hm?
Ahh!
[MEOWS]Azrael!
[LAUGHS]What are you waiting for?
Get me out of here, you good-for-nothing!
I need lizard saliva.[CHITTERING]
Hmm. You are a smart little thing, aren't you?
Maybe I'll keep you on as my assistant.
Your assistant? Seriously?
[CHITTERING]
On second thought, maybe not.
[MONKEY LAUGHS]