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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNARLS)

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* Lala, lalalala

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* Lalala, lala

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* Lala, lalalala

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BRAINY SMURF:
Morning, everyone.

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(BELL RINGING)

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Rise and shine.
We've got work to smurf.

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But it's 6:00 in the morning.

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Can we smurf in peace?

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I don't like work.

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That's just textbook Brainy.

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As soon as Papa Smurf
goes away on his alchemist
retreat

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Brainy gets reorganizing.

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Don't worry, guys.

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This chore day
is gonna be different.

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Just play along with me, okay?

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Listen up, everyone.
This time we're going

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to really make
this village sparkle, right?

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Wait a sec. How do we know
Papa Smurf put you in charge?

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Papa Smurf always puts me
in charge. You know that.

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(SCOFFS) I didn't hear him
smurf anything this time.

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Did anyone hear
Papa Smurf say it?

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I didn't hear a thing.

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Me neither.

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Not a peep.

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Listen. Everyone knows
I'm in charge,

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because I'm the most
responsible, dependable,

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knowledgeable Smurf
in the village.

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You can't say that,

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because you've never won
the Order of Merit.

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Huh? What's that?

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Oh, it's just the medal
that Papa Smurf had to win
to become

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Papa Smurf.
It's why he's number one.

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Everyone knows that.
Right, fellas?

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Oh, yeah. Totally.

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I heard Papa Smurf smurfing
about it just yesterday.

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Hmm?

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Well, how do I win
the Order of Merit? Tell me.

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I will but only
on one condition,

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you leave us alone
until Papa Smurf gets back.

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That means no more chores.

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Mm.

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Deal.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Are you crazy?

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If he wins,
he'll boss us around forever.

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Relax. There's no way
Brainy's gonna succeed,

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not with all the impossible
challenges coming his way.

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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Dun-dun-dah!

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Behold
the Wheel of Challenges.

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SMURF: I wouldn't wanna be
Brainy right now.

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Hmm.

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Your first task will be
to clean the snail

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stable in less than a day.

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(EXCLAIMS) But it'll take
weeks to smurf all that slime.

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You can always quit.

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No way. I'm in it to win it.

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Good luck.

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SMURF 1: Ugh, if he succeeds
I'll smurf my cap.

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SMURF 2: Ugh, I wouldn't even
smurf a foot in there.

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(GROANING)

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Ready?

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(BELL DINGS)
And go!

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Believe me.
He's never gonna do it.

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(LAUGHS)

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Come on, Brainy.
Time to Smurf.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Ugh! Ohhhhh!

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(CLATTERING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(GROANS)
SMURF: What's with
the ice-smurfing?

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Maybe I'd better start
by polishing the snails.

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Listen up,

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I want you all to form
an orderly line one at a time.

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Huh?

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(GROANS)

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Hmm.
If you line up for your polish

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I'll give you
a piece of lettuce.

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Let's smurf something else.

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(GROANING)

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Uhhugh! Ouch!

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Hey, I'm not edible, right?

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Hmm.

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Mm?

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Ohh! Oh!

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(SMURFS LAUGHING)

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SMURF 2: Having trouble,
Brainy?

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(LAUGHTER)

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I give up.
I'll never make it.

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Do you think that
I would ever give up?

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Huh? Hmm. Ah!

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(BELL RINGING)

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Fire! Fire!

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(ALARM RINGING)
Huh?

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(MUMBLING)

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BOTH: (EXCLAIMING)

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Have no fear.

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(SIREN WAILING)
Fire brigade on the way.

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(SNORING)

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Ahh!
Where's the fire?

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Where's the fire?
Over there.

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FIREMAN SMURF: (WHISTLES)

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In here too.
FIREMAN SMURF: Incoming.

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(LAUGHTER)
SMURF 3: All right!

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Hey, look, Jokey, all clean.

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SMURF 4: Wow, they're
so shiny.

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SMURF 5: Farmer's gonna be
real happy.

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Huh? What? No way.

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SMURF 6: He did it.
We saw the whole thing.

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Pretty smurftacular
if you ask me.

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It's because I'm the best,
right?

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I can't wait to win
my next challenge.

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(LAUGHS)
Hmm.

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Don't worry. The next
challenge will be even harder.

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Dun-dun-dah!

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Looks like you're gonna have
to find the meanest,

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fiercest lizard and tame it.

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(GASPS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Of course,
you can always quit now.

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Ha, not a chance. I'm walking
in Papa Smurf's footsteps,

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and I'm gonna make him proud.

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(TOGETHER)
Come on. Come on Brainy.

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(GASPS) Shh!

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SMURF 7: Sorry.

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Mm, mm...

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"As practiced,

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avoid eye contact
and do the friendship dance."

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(GROWLS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Ahh!

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Eh, don't worry.
Lizards don't eat Smurfs.

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Ah! Ahh!

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Eeeeeeeee!

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Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

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(EXCLAIMING)

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"Avoid eye contact
and do the friendship dance."

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What's the friendship dance?

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Huh? (SCREAMS)

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Ugh! (GROANS)

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All right, I'll do it my way.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hmm?

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SMURF 1: What is he smurfing?

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SMURF 2: I don't know,
but it sure is embarrassing.

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Hey! Hey!

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Ooh! Yeah!

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Ahh! Oh! Ha!

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Hey! Ooh! Haha!

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He's doing better
than we thought.

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(BOTH GROWL)

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That was smurftastic.

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He's gonna get that Order
of Merit after all.

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Get ready for your
chores, Jokey.

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(GULPS) Argh.

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SMURF 3: Let's hope it
doesn't land on the spider.

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This means that you have
to clean Big Mouth's ears.

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Oh, that's gross.

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Don't do it, Brainy.

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I think they're right, Brainy.

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Don't do it.

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If Papa Smurf did it
for his Order of Merit

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I should do it too.

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This is too dangerous,
Jokey. You've taken this
joke too far.

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Don't worry.

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One look at the ogre
and Brainy will run away.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(KNEES RATTLING)

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Shh!

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See?
He's too scared to do it.

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Told you so.

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Come on, Brainy.

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Just smurf inside,
smurf his ears,
then smurf out.

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Uh.

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Oh, food delivery.

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(SCREAMING)

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Ahh...
Wwwwait.

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It's, uh, National Spa Day.
And Congratulations.

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You've just won
a free ear cleaning.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Mm.

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Okay, but after cleaning,
me eat you.

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(ALL WHIMPERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Yuck. Ugh.
BIGMOUTH:
(CHUCKLING)

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That tickles.

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(GRUNTING)

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Ugh. Ugh.

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Mm. Ahh. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Ears clean. But now me hungry.
(EXCLAIMING)

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Wait, I taste much better
with some cucumber.

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And like
Papa Smurf always says,

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"Cucumbers are also very good
for ogre skin, right?"

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Huh?

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Just relax for half an hour
while, uh, I cook myself.

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Me like cucumbers.

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(ALL GASP)

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Here you go. Ogre earwax.

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(TOGETHER) Wow. Hey.

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Wow. Maybe he really does
deserve the Order of Merit.

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HEFTY SMURF: No way.
I don't wanna be smurfing

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chores for the next 100 years.

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Jokey, do something.

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I gotta think of something
big, impossible, undoable.

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(GASPS) I got it!

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(DRUM ROLL)

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Your final challenge
is to pull an epic prank
on Papa Smurf.

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(ALL GASP)
But I couldn't play a joke

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on Papa Smurf. I'd be smurfed.

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So that's a no?
I think we all understand.

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Right, fellas?

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Yeah, don't mess
with Papa Smurf. Bad idea.

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But at least you tried,
Brainy

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See? Problem solved.

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(GRUMBLING)
Right. I'll do it.

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Really?
No.

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(ALL GASP)
Oh, no.

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(WHISTLING)

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Mm? Mm.

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(ALL WHIMPERING)

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Eee...

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(HUMMING)
Ehhhh...

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(ALL WHIMPERING)

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(HUMMING)

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Hmm. Ehhhh...

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(ALL WHIMPERING)

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(GROWLS)

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(GASPS) Ooh.

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(WHISTLING)

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HANDY SMURF: Yes.
Phew.

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Ah. See? He couldn't do it.

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(WHISTLING)

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BRAINY SMURF: (EXCLAIMING)
(MUMBLING)

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(GASPING)

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Brainy,
what's the meaning of this?

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Have you lost your smurf?

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Oh, uh, look, Papa Smurf.
A pink unicorn.

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Ohh.

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(BELL RINGING)

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Where is Brainy?

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Tell me where he is.

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Mm...

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Hmm?

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I'm Brainy.
Now, I...

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No, I'm Brainy.
Hmm?

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I'm Brainy.

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I'm Brainy.
I'm Brainy.

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No, I'm Brainy.

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Very funny.
Okay, you leave me no choice.

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There will be no berry pie
for one month.

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They're innocent. I'm here.

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I was only trying to win
the Order of Merit.

258
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,972
I thought you'd be
proud of me.

259
00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:04,707
Huh?
What's the Order of Merit?

260
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:07,744
Huh? You know, the medal
you won to become you.

261
00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:11,181
Jokey told me... Huh?

262
00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:13,083
Wait a second.

263
00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:14,550
(GROWLING)

264
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:16,853
It was a joke, Brainy.
BOTH: Bye.

265
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,089
A tiny little joke.
(WHISTLES)

266
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:22,225
(SNAPS)
Ouch! Ah! Ah!

267
00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:24,727
I don't know the lizard dance.

268
00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:29,065
(EXCLAIMING)
(SNAPPING)

269
00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:32,202
GARGAMEL: (GROANS)
Why is mummy
coming over today?

270
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,370
Do you know, Azrael?

271
00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:35,772
(CAT MEOWS)

272
00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:38,041
Huh? It's Mother's Day?

273
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:39,509
How could I forget?

274
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:43,446
Quick, Azrael, a gift.
I need a gift.

275
00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:44,614
Ah!

276
00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:46,549
Hmm?

277
00:11:47,818 --> 00:11:49,319
(GROANS)

278
00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:51,487
Hmm?

279
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:53,356
Argh!

280
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,391
Ta-da!

281
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:58,161
Ohh!
I can't even rely on you,

282
00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:00,263
you miserable fur ball.

283
00:12:00,296 --> 00:12:03,934
I'm warning you. If mummy
isn't pleased with her gift,

284
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,236
I'll just tell her
it's all your fault.

285
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,537
(CAT MEOWS)

286
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:10,473
PAPA SMURF: Oh,
what a beautiful daffodil.

287
00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:12,542
SMURFETTE: These lilies
smell divine.

288
00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:16,546
Hmm? Oh, Willow.

289
00:12:16,579 --> 00:12:19,049
Your bouquet
is smurfingly pretty.

290
00:12:19,082 --> 00:12:22,652
Not as colorful as mine,
but that doesn't matter.

291
00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:25,355
Yes, Papa Smurf.
Just like it doesn't matter

292
00:12:25,388 --> 00:12:28,258
that mine smells
better than yours.
Hmm?

293
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,093
(SIGHS) Excuse me.

294
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:34,931
Leave beauty and fragrance
to the pros.

295
00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:39,435
Oh, what a wonderful vision.

296
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:43,506
(BOTH GASP)
Why, thank you.
That's very kind.

297
00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:45,375
Ahh! (CACKLING)

298
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:48,411
Let Vanity go, Gargamel.

299
00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:50,113
GARGAMEL: And gotcha!

300
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:53,783
This will make
a fine bouquet for mummy.

301
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,452
(CACKLING)

302
00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:58,488
Ohh.

303
00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:02,292
Oh, the dishes are clean.
The trash has been taken out.

304
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:06,462
Time to sweep the floor.

305
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,299
SMURFETTE: What in the smurf
has gotten into him?

306
00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:11,334
I've never seen him so tense.

307
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:14,437
You missed a little dust
in that corner over there.

308
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:17,373
Huh? Where? Where?
Everything needs to be
perfect.

309
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,808
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Ahh!

310
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,678
(CAT MEOWS)
Hello, Mummy.

311
00:13:22,712 --> 00:13:25,148
Move it. You're in the way.

312
00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:27,617
Mm?

313
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:32,755
Ugh, couldn't you have gotten
a bat like everybody else?

314
00:13:32,788 --> 00:13:34,357
(CAT SNARLING)

315
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:38,194
And what is that awful smell?

316
00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:41,764
Maybe the pretty flowers
I picked for you.

317
00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:45,401
Look, here they are.
Happy Mother's Day.

318
00:13:45,435 --> 00:13:47,370
I hate flowers, you dummy.

319
00:13:47,403 --> 00:13:50,640
What's more I...
(SNEEZES)

320
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,042
I'm allergic.

321
00:13:52,075 --> 00:13:54,244
You should know that,
you rotten son.

322
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,811
And what are these, huh?

323
00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:58,881
What am I supposed to do
with these cursed gnomes?

324
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:03,053
You're obsessed with them.
This has already worn me out.

325
00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:06,422
I'm going upstairs
to take a nap.

326
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:07,924
When I come down,

327
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,326
I'd better find something
to make up for this

328
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,428
GARGAMEL: Yes, Mummy.

329
00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:15,565
Ohh!
I've disappointed her again.

330
00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:17,800
What am I going to do?

331
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:21,504
I know. I'll torture
a couple of Smurfs.

332
00:14:21,537 --> 00:14:24,074
That'll help me think.
(EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)

333
00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,441
Who wants to be first?

334
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:28,044
Wait, I have
a proposition for you.

335
00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,879
You free us, and in return

336
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,915
we'll help organize something
to impress your mother.

337
00:14:34,484 --> 00:14:36,052
(LAUGHS)

338
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:40,991
As if I couldn't
do that by myself.

339
00:14:41,024 --> 00:14:44,194
You call that a pillow?

340
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:46,129
(GROANS)

341
00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:49,532
I know you don't like us,
Gargamel, but we can help you.

342
00:14:49,565 --> 00:14:52,202
After all, making people happy
is our specialty.

343
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:54,270
All right.

344
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:57,740
VANITY SMURF: First,
and this won't be easy

345
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:01,277
if you want please your
mother, you need to look
presentable.

346
00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:03,513
Seeing as you're tall,
you should smurf up

347
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:08,551
straight with your shoulders
back and smile, holy Smurfs.

348
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,386
Show your teeth.
Ahh.

349
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,754
Ah!

350
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,890
On second thoughts,
you better close your mouth.

351
00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:17,260
And second,
you should prepare and cook

352
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,095
a lovely dinner for her.
Mm-hmm.

353
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:23,066
You just need to smurf
a pinch of sugar

354
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:25,935
and your wild berry compote
will be delicious.

355
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,737
Enough with telling me
what to do.

356
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:30,706
I can make a dessert
by myself just fine.

357
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:35,145
Be careful.
That's a chili powder.

358
00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:37,347
Hmm.

359
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:41,051
And the finishing touch,
a lovely poem for your mother.

360
00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:47,223
"Mummy. Oh, dearest
Mummy. I love you from
front to back."

361
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:49,459
Tut, tut, tut, tut.

362
00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:52,695
What did we say?
"I love you to..."

363
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:56,332
Oh, yes, "to the moon
and back," not the front.

364
00:15:56,366 --> 00:15:57,600
(LAUGHS)
(DOOR OPENS)

365
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,569
MUMMY: Gargiiiie?

366
00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:03,106
Yes, Mummy. Did you sleep
well, dear Mummy?

367
00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:04,874
(YAWNS)

368
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,210
Augh! Mm!

369
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,845
What is it?
Are you scared of me?

370
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:12,648
Oh, no, no.
I'm just scratching my nose.

371
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:13,716
I'm hungry.

372
00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:15,951
Well, dinner
is served, Mummy.

373
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,256
Ahh!
Huh?

374
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,991
MUMMY: (BURPS)
Oh, my.

375
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,994
Huh?

376
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,696
(SCREAMS)

377
00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:28,198
Ahh!
It's too hot!

378
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:29,865
It's too hot!

379
00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:33,336
Here, have some herbal tea
to soothe your throat.

380
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,438
Ugh!

381
00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:37,873
I'm not gonna risk drinking
your tea,

382
00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,875
not after you tried
to poison me, you dimwit.

383
00:16:39,909 --> 00:16:42,378
(VOICE SHAKING) Sorry, Mummy.

384
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:46,882
No, no, no. I told him
to smurf back his shoulders.

385
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,385
If Gargamel's Mother
isn't satisfied

386
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,854
he'll make cat food out of us.

387
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,056
Gargamel,
don't forget the poem.

388
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,825
Ahh.

389
00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:58,161
(STATELY MUSIC)

390
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,696
"Mummy, oh, Mummy.

391
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:04,800
"There is no one
as diabolical as you.

392
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:09,105
"You're as mean
as a polecat crew.

393
00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:11,841
"You are a model of cruelty.

394
00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:14,510
"Uh, your hair is so rough."
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

395
00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:15,645
(GROANS)

396
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,947
Saved by the bell.

397
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,484
MAN: Hello. Delivery for
Ms. Gargamel's mother.

398
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:24,787
It's for you.
Hmm?

399
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:28,491
Hmm. It's from Marmagel,
my dear little nephew.

400
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:31,627
At least someone
didn't disappoint me.

401
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,796
BOTH: Hmm?

402
00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:35,665
(SLURPS)

403
00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:39,402
(SNARLING)

404
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,837
(LAUGHS)

405
00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:44,674
That little Marmagel
knows me so well.

406
00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:49,879
If only my son was a real
sorcerer like my dear nephew.

407
00:17:49,912 --> 00:17:52,114
Come on, let's go for a walk.

408
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:56,452
Something smells
in this rathole.

409
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:57,953
Arrgh.

410
00:17:57,987 --> 00:18:01,123
This is all your fault,
you dirty blue imps.

411
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,826
I'm going to wasterize you!

412
00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:11,367
Oh, no. I'm too handsome
to get wasterized.

413
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:13,569
We got it wrong
from the beginning.

414
00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:15,171
What Gargamel's mother wants

415
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:17,773
is for her son
to be a great sorcerer.

416
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,210
Of course, we need to help
Gargamel impress

417
00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:21,811
his mother with a spell.

418
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:24,314
It's the only way
to smurf out of here.

419
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:28,818
Any last words
before the wasterizing?

420
00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:33,088
What a horrible tragedy
for us to get smurfed

421
00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:37,293
and take the secret of the
ultimate evil potion with us.

422
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:38,828
Hmm?

423
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:42,432
But, Willow, we cannot reveal
that secret to him.

424
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:45,235
It would be terrible.
Hmm.

425
00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:48,871
Who knows what he could
do with the power of ultimate
evil

426
00:18:48,904 --> 00:18:52,475
to impress his dreadful
mother?

427
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:55,911
Fine. I won't wasterize
you, provided

428
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:57,980
you make that potion for me.

429
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,917
Oh, what a Machiavellian idea
you have there, Gargamel.

430
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:04,254
All right, then.
It'll be ready in an hour.

431
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,556
An hour? That's too long.

432
00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:08,558
Mummy will be back
any minute now.

433
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:11,361
You could keep her waiting
with some fake torture spells.

434
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,863
Oh, yes.
Can I play the victim?

435
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:17,867
Oh, please. I've been taking
acting classes with Poet.

436
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,704
Why pretend? I know a ton
of terrible evil spells.

437
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,573
(CACKLING)

438
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:27,377
Fake spells or else you don't
get the ultimate evil potion.

439
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,345
Hmm.
(CAT MEOWING)

440
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,813
(CAT WHIMPERS)

441
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,283
Deal.

442
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:36,386
(CAT MEOWS)

443
00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:38,020
GARGAMEL: I have a surprise
for you, Mummy.

444
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,055
I'm sure you're
going to love it.

445
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:42,157
I've been working
on my torture spells.

446
00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:44,794
Allow me to demonstrate
on this Smurf.

447
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,062
Hmm. We'll see about that

448
00:19:47,096 --> 00:19:51,834
Suffimenta,
evilus and pain extremus.

449
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,336
(CLEARS THROAT)

450
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:56,572
Oh, heavens,
what's happening to me?

451
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:59,842
I'm suffering so much inside.

452
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,077
(LAUGHS)

453
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:04,680
Oh, you like it? Wait, Mummy.
I can do more.

454
00:20:04,714 --> 00:20:05,815
MUMMY: Really?

455
00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:09,218
(GLUGGING)

456
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,554
(BELCHES)

457
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:14,223
(LAUGHS)

458
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,258
GARGAMEL: It's good,
isn't it, Mummy?

459
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:18,761
(SNIFFING)

460
00:20:18,794 --> 00:20:20,396
(EVIL LAUGHTER)

461
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,964
Uhh...

462
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:25,435
Oh, my. I underestimated you.

463
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:27,770
I always thought
you were a good-for-nothing,

464
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:30,440
but you might be
a good sorcerer after all.

465
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,342
Maybe even as good
as Marmagel.

466
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:33,943
Ha! A hug?

467
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:38,648
No, no, no. No hugging.
Gargamel, It's ready.

468
00:20:38,681 --> 00:20:40,082
The potion is ready.

469
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,417
What potion?

470
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:43,218
Mummy, I have

471
00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:46,522
a big and special surprise
for Mother's Day.

472
00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:48,658
Really?

473
00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:50,960
GARGAMEL: This potion gives
the power

474
00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:54,263
of ultimate evil
to whoever drinks it.

475
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,532
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

476
00:20:56,566 --> 00:21:00,235
Don't touch that. The power
of ultimate evil is my gift.

477
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,640
All right, Mummy.

478
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:07,309
Hmm.
Hmph.

479
00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:09,912
(SLURPING)
Hmm?

480
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:11,080
(GASPS)

481
00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:14,950
(SLURPING)
(SLURPING)

482
00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:17,953
Is it working, Mummy?

483
00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:22,358
Yes.

484
00:21:22,392 --> 00:21:25,761
Thank you, my dear son
whom I love so much.

485
00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:27,563
Come here and kiss me.

486
00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:29,331
Mmm...

487
00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:31,434
(VOICE SHAKING) Mummy?

488
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:35,405
Th... thank you?
A-a kiss? Really?

489
00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:38,708
Oh, yes. Thank you
for this beautiful gift.

490
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:42,344
A big kissywissy
for your dear Mummy, my baby.

491
00:21:44,647 --> 00:21:46,516
(CAT MEOWS)

492
00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:49,685
(LAUGHER)

493
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,788
Ahh!

494
00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:55,024
What's gotten into all of you?

495
00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,726
Ahh!

496
00:21:56,759 --> 00:22:00,463
Come back here, Gargie.
Let Mummy kiss you.

497
00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:02,932
(LAUGHTER)

498
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,568
MUMMY: Come give your
Mummy a hug.

499
00:22:05,601 --> 00:22:07,570
Uh! Ahh!

500
00:22:07,603 --> 00:22:10,272
PAPA SMURF: Time for us
to smurf out of here.

501
00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:14,309
There, a big smooch.

502
00:22:14,343 --> 00:22:18,047
Papa Smurf, I think
we smurfed the wrong potion.

503
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,382
Oh, dear.
What a shame, Willow!

504
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,719
We gave them the potion
of ultimate love.

505
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:25,187
(LAUGHTER)

506
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,990
* A kiss for your
beloved Mummy *

507
00:22:28,023 --> 00:22:29,258
GARGAMEL: (EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)