[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[HUMS]
Ahh. Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh?
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
[PANTING]
[CLATTERING]
[BOTH YELP]
Dimwitty, you scared me.
What are you smurfing out so early?
Fishing.
At dawn?
Yeah. For wild cabbage!
And what are you smurfing in Papa Smurf's laboratory?
I'll only tell you if you promise not to breathe a word.
Mm-hmm.
I found a zit on my smurf.
Huh?
I can't see it.
So I borrowed an anti-pimple ointment from Papa Smurf.
Remember, it's our secret, hmm?Okay.
Can I have some carrot juice?Well, sure.
Let's go.Carrot juice.
Oh, I can't wait!
Smurf me the ointment.
[CHUCKLES]No, the ointment.
Hmm... Here!
[SIGHS] I can't trust you to do anything!
Oh, no! I hope I didn't smurf too much of it!
Do I look okay?
[POOF]
You look fine.
Ahh! [FAINTS]
[LAUGHS] For a lizard!
Well, this is unexpected.
Hmm, Vanity, you shouldn't have smurfed that ointment
without my permission.
You have to fix it, Papa Smurf!
I need to be my handsome self again.
This is a complicated problem, Vanity.
It might take me some time to smurf.
Go home, be patient,
learn how to live like a lizard for a little while.
[SADLY] Hmm.
Vanity has been smurfed into a lizard!
Oh, look, there he is!Hmm?
Whoa! What a Smurf!
I like him better this way.Is that really you, Vanity?
Pink is definitely your color!
How does it feel to be a lizard?
What do your scales feel like?
Do they itch?Ooh, they're bumpy!
And prickly!And smurfy!
ALL: [CHANTING] Vanity's a lizard!
Hey, we'll call you Van-zilla!
ALL: Vanity's a lizard! Vanity's a lizard!
Hmm! Leave me alone!
[GROWLS]Hey, Vanity!
Maybe we could enter you into a beauty contest
for reptiles! [LAUGHS]
Why don't you smurf it, Jokey!
[BREATHES FLAMES][BOTH YELP]
[PRESENT TOOTS][GASPS]
BOTH: Fire![ALARM BLARING]
Fire! Fire!Oh?
[GASPS]
[BOTH YELP]Ooh!
Have no fear!
[SIREN WAILING]Fire brigade on the way!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Where's the fire?
There, on the roof!
Stop!
How dare you all make fun of Vanity
in such a difficult moment!
You should be ashamed!
Come with me, Vanity. It'll be all right.
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
Uh... Hmm?
Don't you mind them.
You're still you, underneath all these, uh, scales,
and your... Ow!Hmm? Hmm...
Thick, smurfy, clammy skin.
Boy, I wish my skin was like yours!
No, you don't. I'm an ugly monster now.
Oh, stop it!
You're still the wonderful Smurf you've always been!
Beauty isn't just skin deep, you know.
It's what's inside that counts.
Hey, Dino-Smurf!Hmm!
I always thought that was nonsense.
Well, it's not.
You're the most handsome lizard I've ever seen.
Now I want you to repeat after me:
I am beautiful inside and out.
Hmm...Huh? Go on.
I am... beautiful inside and...
I can't hear you!Hmm!
I am beautiful inside and out.
I am beautiful inside and out!
I am beautiful!
Inside and out!
Now, let's go have dinner!
Hmm...
Hmm?Hmm?
You'd better all be nice to Vanity!
ALL: Yes, Smurfette.
[WHISPERS] He's so pink!
[BOTH GIGGLE]Hmm...
Here, smurf some of these.
Hmm?Mm-hmm.
[LAUGHTER]
Ugh, I can't do it!
ALL: Huh?
[CHEWS SLOWLY]Whoa.
ALL: Uh...Wow! How cool was that?
Try that again, Vanity!
Really? It's not very elegant.
No, it's better than elegant!
It's smurftacular!
Do that again!
Uh-huh.Uh...
Yeah?
Okay, if you say so. [CHUCKLES]
Here it goes.Huh?
Eh...
You can call me Brainy Lizard!
[LAUGHTER]
Ahh... Huh?
Where's my cake?[LAUGHTER]
Hey, Vanity, let's see
if you can knock this stuff off the table!
Whoa!Wow!
Awesome!
Gang, I've got some very bad news.
I'm all out of wood,
so we can't roast marshmallows tonight.
ALL: [SADLY] Oh, no.
Oh, right! Perhaps I can help.
[GIGGLES]
[BREATHES FLAMES]Huh?
[CHEERS]Vanity saved dessert!
He's the coolest lizard ever!
Let's hear it for Vanity!
Hip hip...ALL: Hooray!
That wasn't such a terrible day, was it?
Oh, I suppose not. [HICCUPS]
[BREATHES FLAMES]
Oh, wow. Gotta go.
See you tomorrow! [PANTING]
[SADLY] Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm... [SNORING]
[SOMBER LULLABY MUSIC]
Vanity, are you there?
Where is he?
[BABBLING HAPPILY]
You're in better spirits today.
Well, I have to say, I had the best sleep of my life!
One always has to smurf on the bright side of things.
And think of all the time I'm saving
by not having to tweeze my eyebrows!
[BABBLES][CHUCKLES]
Me, I don't like eyebrows.
Vanity, I need you
to lightly smurf the top of this creme brulee.
Can you do it?[BREATHES FLAMES]
A little sugar! And it'll be smurfy!
Ah... Ah... Ahh...Vanity, would you please...
Achoo!The baby!
[YELPS]
[SOBBING]
Achoo![GASPS]
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!Ahh! Fire!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa![SNORING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Hmm!
Whoa! Ooh!
Whoa!Ach...
[YELPS]
Huh?[SLAM]
[YELPS]BOTH: Huh?
Hmm?[CRASH]
[PRESENTS CRACKLING]
Uh-oh.
Watch out!BOTH: Huh?
Ahh!
[WHIMPERS]
Vanity destroyed all my presents!
It's a smurftastrophe!
Yeah, he's right! This is all your faul...
Fault.Hmm!
You and that stupid flame of yours!
Yeah, watch where you're smurfing!
You could've burned the whole village down!
Yeah, that was so reckless.[PANTING]
Ugh! You've all got some nerve accusing him
when it was you who asked him for the flames!
That's what you get! Hmm!
Hmm. Hmm...Hmm...
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
[SNIFFLES]
Hmm...
[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]
[CHITTERS]
What? Leave me alone!
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Vanity! Vanity!Vanity?
We have to find him, Hefty.
He might look like a lizard, but he's not a real one!
He won't survive one night in the forest.
What will he eat? Where will he sleep?
We'll find him, Smurfette.
Huh?Oh, there he is!
Vanity! Come back!
Meow?Huh?
Azrael, did I just hear Smurfs?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Vanity, stop being such a brat.
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
Hiyah! [GRUNTS]
[GROANS] We're here to help, little buddy.
Get him, Smurfette!Hiyah!
[GRUNTS] Gotcha, Vanity!
Now stop being such a smurfy lizard...
[GASPS] Wait a second.
This isn't Vanity! He's not wearing his flower.
It's a real lizard! [SCREAMS]
[YELPS]
Azrael! Watch out, Smurfette!
[EVIL LAUGHTER] Smurfs!
[SNARLS]Uh-uh!
Keep your paws off, fleabag!
Oh, what a good day. No, a great day!
Two Smurfs for the price of one!
[EVIL LAUGHTER][GROWLS]
[HUMMING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
You're gonna regret this, Gargamel.
Oh, really? And why is that?
Because when I get out of here,
you're going to be smurfy sorry.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Is the little, itsy bitsy Smurf
trying to scare the great Gargamel once again?
In your dreams!
Here, have a carrot! And eat it slowly.
It'll be your last![GRUNTS]
[EVIL LAUGHTER][GROWLS]
Now, where was I with that formula
for the Philosopher's Stone?
Meow!Hmm?
Oh, be quiet, Azrael. It's just a lizard.
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
[SNARLS]Ahh!
[GROWLS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
One step closer, kitty, and you are toast.
[SNARLS][BREATHES FLAMES]
[WEAKLY] Meow...
Now, it's Gargamel's turn.
[BREATHES FLAMES]Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow! It burns! It burns!
Ahh, water!
Ahh, quick! I need water! Ow!
Let's smurf out of here and get back to the village.
[BOTH GRUNT]Ow! My backside!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow![ALL PANTING]
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!
Ahh. Phew![LICKS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SOBBING]Calm down, Baby!
Calm down.
Huh? They're back!Huh?
And Vanity's with them!
Oh, Vanity, how we missed you!
We were worried about you out there in the forest alone!
But the forest is my friend, now that I'm a wild animal.
I'm beginning to smurf the beauty of being a lizard.
So I guess you won't be needing this antidote?
Huh? Are you smurfing me?
Give me that!
[GUZZLES]
[POOF]
[BURPS]BOTH: Huh?
Oh! Uh, don't worry. I can fix this.
I'll be back in a minute!What is it?
[GASPS]What's wrong?
Huh?
Oh, no! [CRIES]
[EXCITED CHATTER]
Jokey, tell our readers
about the first time you ever exploded a gift box.
Well, Reporter, it was my thirteenth smurfday,
and I had a bunch of empty gift boxes.
My gifts were all disappointing that year.
At least 45 different Smurfs gave me socks!
So I stared at the boxes with a feeling of... Oh!
[SNORING] Oh, sorry.
It's just that this story is so boring.
[GROWLS] How's this for boring?
Oh!Hmm!
The risks of the trade, I suppose.
13, 14, 15, 16, 17...
Anything for our readers, Hefty?
Yeah! If you wanna be strong, you need to work out!
Thank you. That's so interesting.
Add ten carrots, and some spices.
Then, mix delicately!
Smurf the mixture into all of the pots.
And then, into the oven for ten minutes.
They're delicious with yellow berries,
but it's too dangerous to pick them
because they smurf next to Gargamel's hovel.
Gargamel? Of course!
[SINISTER MUSIC]
Dear Smurf readers,
I'm outside the hovel of the nasty, conniving,
and dangerous Gargamel, but who is he?
And how did he become the evil wizard he is today?
[WHISPERS] Stay tuned. I'm getting closer!
Oh, stop complaining!
You could learn something from your cousin Marmagel.
Now listen... Ow![CRASH]
Oh, these blasted cages are everywhere!
Why do you waste your life chasing Smurfs?
I had such high hopes for you,
until you got expelled from wizard school.
And now, it's Smurfs, Smurfs, Smurfs.
But Mummy...And look at this hovel!
Hmm?It's a pigsty!
These spiderwebs are everywhere!
Ahh! A spider!
[CHUCKLES]
Please, get that thing away from me!
Ha! You're such a wimp!Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Oh![DEVICE FEEDBACK]
I had such high hopes for you,
until you got expelled from wizard school.
And now, it's Smurfs, Smurfs, Smurfs.
A Smurf!
Uh, pretend I'm not here.
Come back here, you little, blue vermin!
[GROWLS] Ow!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
No time to smurf. I have a scoop to write!
That Smurf practically served itself to you on a platter!
Hopeless.
Hurry, hurry! Smurf all about it!
Gargamel's mom thinks he's a loser!
[CHUCKLES] What?Huh? I need to read that!
Doesn't everyone already know he's a loser?
I want one!Hmm.
Here's an interesting story for once.
And he's afraid of spiders! [LAUGHS]
[YELPS] Ahh! A butterfly!
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
You got any more pages, Reporter?
I got a mob waiting for the latest update.
I'm smurfy flattered they liked my article,
but that's all I was able to get.
Reporter, we need to talk!
What were you thinking, going to Gargamel's hovel?
Did you read the story, Papa Smurf?
Someone had to tell it!
But you smurfed yourself in danger!
What if you had been caught?But I wasn't!
What better way to understand our enemy
than to learn as much as we can about him?
Reporter, you are not to go back there.
Drop this story now!
And I'm not kidding. That's an order!
Hmm...
Looks like you got censored!
You heard him. I can't defy Papa Smurf.
But how can I serve my readers
if I don't take the risks that true journalism requires?
[DRUMROLL]
I'm here to smurf the truth.
To keep the Smurfs informed!
To uncover what lies beneath!
I'm going back!
Truth, honor, and smurfiness demand it!
[SINISTER MUSIC]
[PANTING, CLEARS THROAT]
I've decided to dig deeper into the dark soul
that lives in the darkest recesses of the forest.
What light, if... Ahh![SNARLS]
Oh, no!
Ow!
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
[WEAKLY] Meow.[CHUCKLES]
Oh! [YELPS]
[GRUNTS] Hmm?
Oh, look who's back.
I'm going to make you into a potion for Mummy!
Then she'll sing my praises!I wouldn't count on it.
I've been thinking about your mother-son relationship
ever since I listened to your voice recording.
What recording?Let me play it for you.
Hmm? And look at this hovel!
It's a pigsty.
These spiderwebs are everywhere!
Mummy, are you in there?
No, it's just her voice.
I wanted to write a longer profile on you
to... show the Smurfs back home that, er...
Gargamel isn't just a two-dimensional character.
Hmm, if you were to write more, what would you say?
Well, something up close and personal,
which makes the real you jump off the page.
Your mother is sure to respect you
once you have made the headlines.
The headlines?Oh, yeah.
One tell-all profile, and you'll be a star.
Get ready to smurf those autographs!
Me, a star? Let's do it!
But only on one condition: you set me free.
Hmm...
Okay! It's a deal.
[HOPEFUL MUSIC]
Let's start!
So Gargamel,
what would you consider your best quality?
Why don't I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are?
I work too hard, I care too much,
and I'm too invested in my job.
And your strengths?
My humility, of course! And my beautiful nose!
How did you become a wizard?
Well, I didn't take any witchcraft classes.
What for? I learned everything by myself!
Mm-hmm![EXPLODES]
And what kind of music do you like?
The screams of Smurfs as they fall into my cauldron.
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
So what do you love more than anything else?
Hmm, evil, suffering, pain, and, uh, blueberry jam!
And what do you hate more than anything else?
Happiness, joy, laughing babies, and blueberry jam!
How are your relationships with other people?
Terrifying! They're always begging me for mercy.
It's all very tiring!
How do you see the future of your career?
Once I've captured all the Smurfs...
I mean, once I'm done with my work,
I'll devote myself to the oldest, greatest mystery
of the universe.
Love!Love?
I've decided to get married!
What? You're getting married?
Yes! Go ahead and write about it.
Tell the world I'm in love!
And that I've never been happier!
Who's the, uh, lucky bride?
She's a princess!
The ceremony is tomorrow under the big oak tree.
Mummy will be so proud of me!
Wow! What a scoop! Can I go write about it?
A deal is a deal. You're free!
Promise I get the first edition?
Absolutely!
You're gonna make the headlines!
Your mother will be so proud of you!
You'll see![EVIL LAUGHTER]
Extra, extra!
The evil wizard Gargamel is getting hitched to a princess!
What? Really?
I don't believe it.
Gargamel, married?
To a woman or a frog? [LAUGHS]
Who would marry Gargamel?
Me, I don't like marrying Gargamel.
Gargamel and his princess plan to tie the knot
under the mighty oak?
Reporter! Where is he?
I think he's off covering the wedding, Papa Smurf.
He'll be smurfing bells when I get my hands on him!
He disobeyed me!
I guess he wasn't invited.
So, I guess I'll be going. See you around.
You wouldn't be smurfing to the old oak tree, would ya?
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Me? No. Whatever for?
Huh? Race ya!Wait for me!
Ooh, I wanna come too.Wait up!
Yeah, wait for us!
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
Hmm?
Aha! There you are!
Reporter... Hmm?Shh.
Reporter, you disobeyed me!
We must leave now!
Just one minute longer, Papa Smurf.
I just want to see her face.
ALL: Yeah! Please, Papa Smurf! Please!
Oh![GASPS] I think I see her!
[TENDER MUSIC]
Huh? Uh...Hmm?
Whoa, even from the back, she looks ugly!
Huh?I'm going closer.
No! Reporter, don't go!
I wanna see her face too!Me too, right?
Wait for me!Come back!
[HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER]
Ugh, what an ugly laugh.
Who wants to kiss the bride?[GASPS]
Gargamel!What?
Let's not forget my bridesmaid!
[SNARLS][EVIL LAUGHTER]
Let's smurf out of here!
[ALL YELP]Huh?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]Gargamel! No!
Let them go!Hmm?
You know what, why don't you write an article
about what a genius I am, catching all the Smurfs?
Mummy will finally see it in writing!
Ow!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]Meow!
Oh, no! Wait!
[HUMS]
[SIGHS] I have made a terrible mistake.
In my selfish desire to get a big scoop,
I sacrificed my fellow Smurfs.
And for what?
To learn that Gargamel's favorite food
is Brussels sprouts with ketchup?
To know that he's afraid of spiders?
[GASPS] That's it!
[HUMS]
[GRUNTS]
Ah, are you little Smurfs ready?
I'm going to heat up my cauldron!
Huh... Hmm!
I can't wait to hear my favorite music!
See, Azrael, I knew it was the perfect day
for catching Smurfs!Psst, I need your help.
I need to distract him.Hmm?
A little dash of this, a drop of that.
Gargamel!Hmm?
Release my friends!
What are you doing here?
Go back and write your article about me.
Watch out behind you!
You think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Hmm?
Hmm? Hmm?
Ahh! A spider! A spider!
Where's my broom? Ahh!
Where is it? Oh, my!
Meow?Ahh!
Ahh! Where is it? I hate spiders!
Gargy?
Hmm?Ahh!
Hmm? Mummy...
Uh...
Hmm? Ahh!
[SLAM]Oh...
[GIGGLES]
Come on, let's smurf out of here!
Nice going, Reporter!
[CHITTERS]Thanks, Spider!
Tell me, Papa Smurf, what was it like in the bag?
Were you scared?
Don't you think that's enough news for one day?
[LAUGHTER]Oh! Oh, yes.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]