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[UPBEAT MUSIC]

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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[SNARLS]

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♪ La-la, la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la-la, la-la

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♪ La-la, la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

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[HUMS]

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Ahh. Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Oh?

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[GASPS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GASPS]

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[PANTING]

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[CLATTERING]

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[BOTH YELP]

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Dimwitty,
you scared me.

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What are you
smurfing out
so early?

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Fishing.

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At dawn?

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Yeah.
For wild cabbage!

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And what are you smurfing
in Papa Smurf's laboratory?

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I'll only tell you
if you promise
not to breathe a word.

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Mm-hmm.

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I found a zit
on my smurf.

27
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Huh?

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I can't see it.

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So I borrowed
an anti-pimple ointment
from Papa Smurf.

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Remember,
it's our secret, hmm?Okay.

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Can I have
some carrot juice?Well, sure.

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Let's go.Carrot juice.

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Oh, I can't wait!

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Smurf me the ointment.

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[CHUCKLES]No, the ointment.

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Hmm... Here!

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[SIGHS] I can't trust you
to do anything!

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Oh, no! I hope I didn't
smurf too much of it!

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Do I look okay?

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[POOF]

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You look fine.

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Ahh! [FAINTS]

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[LAUGHS]
For a lizard!

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Well, this is unexpected.

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Hmm, Vanity,
you shouldn't have
smurfed that ointment

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without my permission.

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You have to fix it,
Papa Smurf!

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I need to be
my handsome self again.

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This is
a complicated problem,
Vanity.

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It might take me
some time to smurf.

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Go home,
be patient,

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learn how to live
like a lizard
for a little while.

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[SADLY]
Hmm.

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Vanity has been smurfed
into a lizard!

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Oh, look, there he is!Hmm?

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Whoa!
What a Smurf!

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I like him better this way.Is that really you,
Vanity?

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Pink is definitely
your color!

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How does it feel
to be a lizard?

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What do your scales
feel like?

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Do they itch?Ooh, they're bumpy!

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And prickly!And smurfy!

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ALL: [CHANTING]
Vanity's a lizard!

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Hey, we'll
call you Van-zilla!

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ALL: Vanity's a lizard!
Vanity's a lizard!

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Hmm! Leave me alone!

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[GROWLS]Hey, Vanity!

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Maybe we could enter you
into a beauty contest

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for reptiles!
[LAUGHS]

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Why don't you
smurf it, Jokey!

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[BREATHES FLAMES][BOTH YELP]

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[PRESENT TOOTS][GASPS]

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BOTH: Fire![ALARM BLARING]

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Fire! Fire!Oh?

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[GASPS]

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[BOTH YELP]Ooh!

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Have no fear!

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[SIREN WAILING]Fire brigade on the way!

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

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Where's the fire?

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There, on the roof!

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Stop!

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How dare you all
make fun of Vanity

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in such a difficult moment!

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You should be ashamed!

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Come with me, Vanity.
It'll be all right.

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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]

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[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]

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Uh... Hmm?

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Don't you mind them.

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You're still you, underneath
all these, uh, scales,

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and your... Ow!Hmm? Hmm...

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Thick, smurfy,
clammy skin.

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Boy, I wish my skin
was like yours!

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No, you don't.
I'm an ugly monster now.

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Oh, stop it!

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You're still the wonderful
Smurf you've always been!

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Beauty isn't just
skin deep, you know.

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It's what's inside
that counts.

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Hey, Dino-Smurf!Hmm!

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I always thought
that was nonsense.

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Well, it's not.

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You're the most
handsome lizard
I've ever seen.

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Now I want you
to repeat after me:

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I am beautiful
inside and out.

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Hmm...Huh? Go on.

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I am... beautiful
inside and...

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I can't hear you!Hmm!

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I am beautiful
inside and out.

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I am beautiful
inside and out!

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I am beautiful!

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Inside and out!

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Now, let's go have dinner!

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Hmm...

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Hmm?Hmm?

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You'd better all
be nice to Vanity!

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ALL: Yes, Smurfette.

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[WHISPERS]
He's so pink!

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[BOTH GIGGLE]Hmm...

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Here, smurf
some of these.

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Hmm?Mm-hmm.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Ugh, I can't do it!

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ALL: Huh?

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[CHEWS SLOWLY]Whoa.

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ALL: Uh...Wow! How cool
was that?

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Try that again,
Vanity!

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Really? It's not
very elegant.

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No, it's better
than elegant!

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It's smurftacular!

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Do that again!

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Uh-huh.Uh...

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Yeah?

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Okay, if you say so.
[CHUCKLES]

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Here it goes.Huh?

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Eh...

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You can call me
Brainy Lizard!

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[LAUGHTER]

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Ahh... Huh?

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Where's my cake?[LAUGHTER]

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Hey, Vanity,
let's see

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if you can
knock this stuff
off the table!

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Whoa!Wow!

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Awesome!

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Gang, I've got
some very bad news.

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I'm all out of wood,

147
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so we can't roast
marshmallows tonight.

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ALL: [SADLY]
Oh, no.

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Oh, right!
Perhaps I can help.

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[GIGGLES]

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[BREATHES FLAMES]Huh?

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[CHEERS]Vanity saved dessert!

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He's the coolest
lizard ever!

154
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Let's hear it for Vanity!

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Hip hip...ALL: Hooray!

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That wasn't such
a terrible day, was it?

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Oh, I suppose not.
[HICCUPS]

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[BREATHES FLAMES]

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Oh, wow.
Gotta go.

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See you tomorrow!
[PANTING]

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[SADLY] Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hmm...
[SNORING]

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[SOMBER LULLABY MUSIC]

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Vanity, are you there?

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Where is he?

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[BABBLING HAPPILY]

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You're in better
spirits today.

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Well, I have to say, I had
the best sleep of my life!

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One always has to smurf
on the bright side
of things.

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And think
of all the time
I'm saving

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by not having
to tweeze my eyebrows!

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[BABBLES][CHUCKLES]

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Me, I don't like eyebrows.

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Vanity, I need you

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to lightly smurf the top
of this creme brulee.

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Can you do it?[BREATHES FLAMES]

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A little sugar!
And it'll be smurfy!

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Ah... Ah... Ahh...Vanity, would you please...

180
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Achoo!The baby!

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[YELPS]

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[SOBBING]

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Achoo![GASPS]

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Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!Ahh! Fire!

185
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa![SNORING]

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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Hmm!

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Whoa! Ooh!

189
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Whoa!Ach...

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[YELPS]

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Huh?[SLAM]

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[YELPS]BOTH: Huh?

193
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Hmm?[CRASH]

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[PRESENTS CRACKLING]

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Uh-oh.

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Watch out!BOTH: Huh?

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Ahh!

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[WHIMPERS]

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Vanity destroyed
all my presents!

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It's a smurftastrophe!

201
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Yeah, he's right!
This is all your faul...

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Fault.Hmm!

203
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You and that
stupid flame of yours!

204
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Yeah, watch
where you're smurfing!

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You could've burned
the whole village down!

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Yeah, that was
so reckless.[PANTING]

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Ugh! You've all got
some nerve accusing him

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when it was you
who asked him
for the flames!

209
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That's what you get! Hmm!

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Hmm. Hmm...Hmm...

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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]

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[SNIFFLES]

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Hmm...

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[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

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[CHITTERS]

216
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[CHITTERS]

217
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What?
Leave me alone!

218
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

219
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Vanity! Vanity!Vanity?

220
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We have to find him,
Hefty.

221
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He might look like a lizard,
but he's not a real one!

222
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He won't survive
one night
in the forest.

223
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What will he eat?
Where will he sleep?

224
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We'll find him,
Smurfette.

225
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Huh?Oh, there he is!

226
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Vanity! Come back!

227
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Meow?Huh?

228
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Azrael, did I
just hear Smurfs?

229
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.[EVIL LAUGHTER]

230
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Vanity, stop
being such a brat.

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[QUIRKY MUSIC]

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Hiyah!
[GRUNTS]

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[GROANS] We're here
to help, little buddy.

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Get him, Smurfette!Hiyah!

235
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[GRUNTS]
Gotcha, Vanity!

236
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Now stop being
such a smurfy lizard...

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[GASPS]
Wait a second.

238
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This isn't Vanity!
He's not wearing
his flower.

239
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It's a real lizard!
[SCREAMS]

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[YELPS]

241
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Azrael! Watch out,
Smurfette!

242
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
Smurfs!

243
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[SNARLS]Uh-uh!

244
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,642
Keep your paws off,
fleabag!

245
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:21,386
Oh, what a good day.
No, a great day!

246
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Two Smurfs
for the price of one!

247
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[EVIL LAUGHTER][GROWLS]

248
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[HUMMING]

249
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[BOTH GRUNT]

250
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You're gonna regret this,
Gargamel.

251
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Oh, really?
And why is that?

252
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Because when
I get out of here,

253
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you're going
to be smurfy sorry.

254
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]

255
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Is the little,
itsy bitsy Smurf

256
00:09:41,536 --> 00:09:44,539
trying to scare
the great Gargamel
once again?

257
00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,237
In your dreams!

258
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Here, have a carrot!
And eat it slowly.

259
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,284
It'll be your last![GRUNTS]

260
00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,635
[EVIL LAUGHTER][GROWLS]

261
00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:55,376
Now, where was I
with that formula

262
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,248
for the Philosopher's Stone?

263
00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,511
Meow!Hmm?

264
00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:03,123
Oh, be quiet, Azrael.
It's just a lizard.

265
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,386
[PENSIVE MUSIC]

266
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,910
[SNARLS]Ahh!

267
00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:07,998
[GROWLS]

268
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,435
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

269
00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:14,613
One step closer, kitty,
and you are toast.

270
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,267
[SNARLS][BREATHES FLAMES]

271
00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:19,313
[WEAKLY]
Meow...

272
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,968
Now, it's Gargamel's turn.

273
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,449
[BREATHES FLAMES]Ow!

274
00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,537
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

275
00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,105
Ow! It burns!
It burns!

276
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,628
Ahh, water!

277
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,849
Ahh, quick!
I need water! Ow!

278
00:10:32,892 --> 00:10:35,678
Let's smurf out of here
and get back to the village.

279
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,897
[BOTH GRUNT]Ow! My backside!

280
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,464
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow![ALL PANTING]

281
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:40,857
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!

282
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,642
Ahh. Phew![LICKS]

283
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,470
[UPBEAT MUSIC]

284
00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:47,254
[SOBBING]Calm down, Baby!

285
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,256
Calm down.

286
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,302
Huh? They're back!Huh?

287
00:10:51,345 --> 00:10:52,782
And Vanity's
with them!

288
00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:56,307
Oh, Vanity,
how we missed you!

289
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:59,223
We were worried about you
out there in the forest alone!

290
00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:02,313
But the forest is my friend,
now that I'm a wild animal.

291
00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:05,577
I'm beginning to smurf
the beauty of being a lizard.

292
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,232
So I guess you won't
be needing this antidote?

293
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,408
Huh?
Are you smurfing me?

294
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:11,844
Give me that!

295
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,978
[GUZZLES]

296
00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:16,588
[POOF]

297
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,807
[BURPS]BOTH: Huh?

298
00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:20,766
Oh! Uh, don't worry.
I can fix this.

299
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,594
I'll be back
in a minute!What is it?

300
00:11:22,637 --> 00:11:23,856
[GASPS]What's wrong?

301
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,944
Huh?

302
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,948
Oh, no! [CRIES]

303
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:33,474
[EXCITED CHATTER]

304
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,346
Jokey, tell our readers

305
00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:39,785
about the first time
you ever exploded
a gift box.

306
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,135
Well, Reporter, it was
my thirteenth smurfday,

307
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,181
and I had a bunch
of empty gift boxes.

308
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,965
My gifts were all
disappointing that year.

309
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,228
At least
45 different Smurfs
gave me socks!

310
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,579
So I stared at the boxes
with a feeling of... Oh!

311
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,625
[SNORING]
Oh, sorry.

312
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:56,497
It's just that
this story is so boring.

313
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,325
[GROWLS]
How's this for boring?

314
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,545
Oh!Hmm!

315
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,634
The risks of the trade,
I suppose.

316
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,636
13, 14, 15, 16, 17...

317
00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:07,073
Anything for our readers,
Hefty?

318
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,293
Yeah! If you wanna be strong,
you need to work out!

319
00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:12,339
Thank you.
That's so interesting.

320
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,603
Add ten carrots,
and some spices.

321
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,649
Then, mix delicately!

322
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:20,086
Smurf the mixture
into all of the pots.

323
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,785
And then, into the oven
for ten minutes.

324
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,482
They're delicious
with yellow berries,

325
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,049
but it's too dangerous
to pick them

326
00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:28,225
because they smurf
next to Gargamel's hovel.

327
00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:30,531
Gargamel?
Of course!

328
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,447
[SINISTER MUSIC]

329
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,586
Dear Smurf readers,

330
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:44,067
I'm outside the hovel
of the nasty, conniving,

331
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,721
and dangerous Gargamel,
but who is he?

332
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,986
And how did he become
the evil wizard he is today?

333
00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:53,424
[WHISPERS] Stay tuned.
I'm getting closer!

334
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:55,295
Oh, stop complaining!

335
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,341
You could learn something
from your cousin Marmagel.

336
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,125
Now listen... Ow![CRASH]

337
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,301
Oh, these blasted cages
are everywhere!

338
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,738
Why do you waste your life
chasing Smurfs?

339
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,045
I had such high hopes
for you,

340
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,091
until you got expelled
from wizard school.

341
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,006
And now, it's Smurfs,
Smurfs, Smurfs.

342
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,964
But Mummy...And look at this hovel!

343
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,531
Hmm?It's a pigsty!

344
00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,403
These spiderwebs
are everywhere!

345
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,274
Ahh! A spider!

346
00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:18,841
[CHUCKLES]

347
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,625
Please, get that thing
away from me!

348
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,670
Ha! You're such a wimp!Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

349
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,716
Oh![DEVICE FEEDBACK]

350
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,500
I had such high hopes
for you,

351
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,763
until you got expelled
from wizard school.

352
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,201
And now, it's Smurfs,
Smurfs, Smurfs.

353
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,767
A Smurf!

354
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,118
Uh, pretend
I'm not here.

355
00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:37,642
Come back here,
you little, blue vermin!

356
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:38,817
[GROWLS]
Ow!

357
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,037
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

358
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,518
No time to smurf.
I have a scoop to write!

359
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,739
That Smurf practically served
itself to you on a platter!

360
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,567
Hopeless.

361
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,743
Hurry, hurry!
Smurf all about it!

362
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,440
Gargamel's mom
thinks he's a loser!

363
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,182
[CHUCKLES] What?Huh? I need to read that!

364
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,575
Doesn't everyone
already know he's a loser?

365
00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,882
I want one!Hmm.

366
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,492
Here's an interesting story
for once.

367
00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:05,583
And he's afraid
of spiders!
[LAUGHS]

368
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,063
[YELPS]
Ahh! A butterfly!

369
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:10,109
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

370
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,763
You got any more pages,
Reporter?

371
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:14,026
I got a mob waiting
for the latest update.

372
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,985
I'm smurfy flattered
they liked my article,

373
00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:17,421
but that's all
I was able to get.

374
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,945
Reporter,
we need to talk!

375
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,687
What were you thinking,
going to Gargamel's hovel?

376
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,297
Did you read the story,
Papa Smurf?

377
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,733
Someone had to tell it!

378
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,605
But you smurfed yourself
in danger!

379
00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,912
What if you had been caught?But I wasn't!

380
00:14:29,955 --> 00:14:32,001
What better way
to understand our enemy

381
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,046
than to learn as much
as we can about him?

382
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,483
Reporter, you are not
to go back there.

383
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,094
Drop this story now!

384
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,226
And I'm not kidding.
That's an order!

385
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,533
Hmm...

386
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,361
Looks like
you got censored!

387
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:47,712
You heard him.
I can't defy Papa Smurf.

388
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,583
But how can
I serve my readers

389
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,369
if I don't take the risks
that true journalism requires?

390
00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:53,936
[DRUMROLL]

391
00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:55,938
I'm here to smurf the truth.

392
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:58,157
To keep the Smurfs informed!

393
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,943
To uncover what lies beneath!

394
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,553
I'm going back!

395
00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:05,599
Truth, honor,
and smurfiness demand it!

396
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,254
[SINISTER MUSIC]

397
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,348
[PANTING, CLEARS THROAT]

398
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,960
I've decided to dig deeper
into the dark soul

399
00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:21,137
that lives in the darkest
recesses of the forest.

400
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,921
What light, if... Ahh![SNARLS]

401
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,836
Oh, no!

402
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:27,186
Ow!

403
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,754
[QUIRKY MUSIC]

404
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:30,885
[WEAKLY] Meow.[CHUCKLES]

405
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,713
Oh! [YELPS]

406
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,542
[GRUNTS]
Hmm?

407
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,414
Oh, look who's back.

408
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:42,245
I'm going to make you
into a potion for Mummy!

409
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:46,466
Then she'll sing my praises!I wouldn't count on it.

410
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,686
I've been thinking about
your mother-son relationship

411
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:50,688
ever since I listened
to your voice recording.

412
00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:52,907
What recording?Let me play it for you.

413
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,083
Hmm? And look at this hovel!

414
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,432
It's a pigsty.

415
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:57,216
These spiderwebs
are everywhere!

416
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,436
Mummy, are you in there?

417
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:00,959
No, it's just her voice.

418
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,092
I wanted to write
a longer profile on you

419
00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:06,399
to... show the Smurfs
back home that, er...

420
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:10,534
Gargamel isn't just
a two-dimensional character.

421
00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:14,190
Hmm, if you were
to write more,
what would you say?

422
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,670
Well, something
up close and personal,

423
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,412
which makes the real you
jump off the page.

424
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,371
Your mother is sure
to respect you

425
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,329
once you have
made the headlines.

426
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,723
The headlines?Oh, yeah.

427
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:28,465
One tell-all profile,
and you'll be a star.

428
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:30,815
Get ready to smurf
those autographs!

429
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,687
Me, a star?
Let's do it!

430
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:37,300
But only on one condition:
you set me free.

431
00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:39,780
Hmm...

432
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,479
Okay! It's a deal.

433
00:16:42,522 --> 00:16:43,697
[HOPEFUL MUSIC]

434
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,872
Let's start!

435
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,396
So Gargamel,

436
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,312
what would you consider
your best quality?

437
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:51,923
Why don't I tell you
what my greatest
weaknesses are?

438
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,491
I work too hard,
I care too much,

439
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,667
and I'm too invested
in my job.

440
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,364
And your strengths?

441
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:02,281
My humility, of course!
And my beautiful nose!

442
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,109
How did you become
a wizard?

443
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,459
Well, I didn't take
any witchcraft classes.

444
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,419
What for? I learned
everything by myself!

445
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,029
Mm-hmm![EXPLODES]

446
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,988
And what kind of music
do you like?

447
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,817
The screams of Smurfs
as they fall
into my cauldron.

448
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,515
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]

449
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:21,039
So what do you love
more than anything else?

450
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:25,783
Hmm, evil, suffering,
pain, and, uh, blueberry jam!

451
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:28,264
And what do you hate
more than anything else?

452
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:33,225
Happiness, joy,
laughing babies,
and blueberry jam!

453
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,488
How are
your relationships
with other people?

454
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,969
Terrifying! They're always
begging me for mercy.

455
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,492
It's all very tiring!

456
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,278
How do you see
the future of your career?

457
00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:44,280
Once I've captured
all the Smurfs...

458
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:47,152
I mean, once I'm done
with my work,

459
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,763
I'll devote myself
to the oldest,
greatest mystery

460
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,461
of the universe.

461
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,854
Love!Love?

462
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,943
I've decided
to get married!

463
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,207
What?
You're getting married?

464
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,818
Yes! Go ahead
and write about it.

465
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:02,559
Tell the world
I'm in love!

466
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,387
And that I've never
been happier!

467
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:07,303
Who's the, uh,
lucky bride?

468
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:09,087
She's a princess!

469
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:13,004
The ceremony is tomorrow
under the big oak tree.

470
00:18:13,047 --> 00:18:16,181
Mummy will be
so proud of me!

471
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,053
Wow! What a scoop!
Can I go write about it?

472
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,012
A deal is a deal.
You're free!

473
00:18:21,055 --> 00:18:22,579
Promise I get
the first edition?

474
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,146
Absolutely!

475
00:18:24,189 --> 00:18:25,451
You're gonna make
the headlines!

476
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,018
Your mother will be
so proud of you!

477
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,498
You'll see![EVIL LAUGHTER]

478
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,543
Extra, extra!

479
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,676
The evil wizard Gargamel
is getting hitched
to a princess!

480
00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:33,938
What? Really?

481
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,505
I don't believe it.

482
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,854
Gargamel, married?

483
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:39,117
To a woman
or a frog?
[LAUGHS]

484
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,945
Who would marry Gargamel?

485
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:44,470
Me, I don't like
marrying Gargamel.

486
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,778
Gargamel and his princess
plan to tie the knot

487
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,649
under the mighty oak?

488
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,477
Reporter!
Where is he?

489
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,045
I think he's off covering
the wedding, Papa Smurf.

490
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:56,743
He'll be smurfing bells
when I get my hands on him!

491
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,789
He disobeyed me!

492
00:18:58,832 --> 00:19:01,226
I guess
he wasn't invited.

493
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:05,317
So, I guess
I'll be going.
See you around.

494
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,885
You wouldn't be smurfing
to the old oak tree,
would ya?

495
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:10,279
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Me? No. Whatever for?

496
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:13,151
Huh? Race ya!Wait for me!

497
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,718
Ooh, I wanna come too.Wait up!

498
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:15,675
Yeah, wait for us!

499
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:19,418
[PENSIVE MUSIC]

500
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,985
Hmm?

501
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,509
Aha! There you are!

502
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,511
Reporter... Hmm?Shh.

503
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,557
Reporter,
you disobeyed me!

504
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,298
We must leave now!

505
00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:30,995
Just one minute longer,
Papa Smurf.

506
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,997
I just want
to see her face.

507
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,478
ALL: Yeah!
Please, Papa Smurf!
Please!

508
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:37,393
Oh![GASPS]
I think I see her!

509
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:40,352
[TENDER MUSIC]

510
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,447
Huh? Uh...Hmm?

511
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,058
Whoa, even from the back,
she looks ugly!

512
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,234
Huh?I'm going closer.

513
00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:54,366
No! Reporter, don't go!

514
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,934
I wanna see
her face too!Me too, right?

515
00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,327
Wait for me!Come back!

516
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,461
[HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER]

517
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,551
Ugh, what an ugly laugh.

518
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,772
Who wants
to kiss the bride?[GASPS]

519
00:20:08,815 --> 00:20:10,121
Gargamel!What?

520
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:13,255
Let's not forget
my bridesmaid!

521
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:14,560
[SNARLS][EVIL LAUGHTER]

522
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,041
Let's smurf
out of here!

523
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,130
[ALL YELP]Huh?

524
00:20:19,173 --> 00:20:20,697
[EVIL LAUGHTER]Gargamel! No!

525
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,525
Let them go!Hmm?

526
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:25,658
You know what,
why don't you write
an article

527
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:29,923
about what a genius I am,
catching all the Smurfs?

528
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,579
Mummy will finally
see it in writing!

529
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,711
Ow!

530
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:38,018
[EVIL LAUGHTER]Meow!

531
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:40,978
Oh, no! Wait!

532
00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,372
[HUMS]

533
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:47,027
[SIGHS] I have made
a terrible mistake.

534
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,334
In my selfish desire
to get a big scoop,

535
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,162
I sacrificed
my fellow Smurfs.

536
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:52,598
And for what?

537
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,470
To learn that
Gargamel's favorite food

538
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:57,124
is Brussels sprouts
with ketchup?

539
00:20:57,168 --> 00:21:00,519
To know that
he's afraid of spiders?

540
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,695
[GASPS]
That's it!

541
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:06,612
[HUMS]

542
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,397
[GRUNTS]

543
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,095
Ah, are you
little Smurfs ready?

544
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,097
I'm going to heat up
my cauldron!

545
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,578
Huh... Hmm!

546
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:17,971
I can't wait to hear
my favorite music!

547
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,191
See, Azrael, I knew
it was the perfect day

548
00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:22,280
for catching Smurfs!Psst, I need your help.

549
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,151
I need
to distract him.Hmm?

550
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,764
A little dash of this,
a drop of that.

551
00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,418
Gargamel!Hmm?

552
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:31,071
Release my friends!

553
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,595
What are you doing here?

554
00:21:32,638 --> 00:21:34,945
Go back and write
your article about me.

555
00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,686
Watch out behind you!

556
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,992
You think I'm gonna fall
for that old trick?

557
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,820
[EVIL LAUGHTER]

558
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,779
Hmm?

559
00:21:42,822 --> 00:21:44,171
Hmm? Hmm?

560
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,349
Ahh! A spider!
A spider!

561
00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:49,829
Where's my broom? Ahh!

562
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,048
Where is it?
Oh, my!

563
00:21:51,091 --> 00:21:52,484
Meow?Ahh!

564
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,704
Ahh! Where is it?
I hate spiders!

565
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,096
Gargy?

566
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,228
Hmm?Ahh!

567
00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:59,752
Hmm? Mummy...

568
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:02,233
Uh...

569
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,672
Hmm? Ahh!

570
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,892
[SLAM]Oh...

571
00:22:08,935 --> 00:22:10,110
[GIGGLES]

572
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:14,071
Come on,
let's smurf out of here!

573
00:22:14,114 --> 00:22:15,551
Nice going, Reporter!

574
00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:19,381
[CHITTERS]Thanks, Spider!

575
00:22:19,424 --> 00:22:22,035
Tell me, Papa Smurf,
what was it like
in the bag?

576
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,646
Were you scared?

577
00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:25,909
Don't you think that's
enough news for one day?

578
00:22:25,952 --> 00:22:28,477
[LAUGHTER]Oh! Oh, yes.

579
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,437
[UPBEAT MUSIC]