[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SNARLS]
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la, la-la
♪ La-la, la-la-la-la
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[GRUNTING]
[HUMMING]
[GRUNTS]
Be careful! You smurfed a banana peel.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
That Brainy really gets on my Smurf.
Wouldn't it be nice to be the boss for once?
You mean, like him?
No. Like him.
BOTH: Right away, Papa Smurf.
Mm-mm!
Ahh.
A makeover? Well, you've come to the right Smurf.
Now, let me have a look at you.
Good skin tone. Your cheeks are a little high.
And your eyes a little too far apart,
but I can work with that.
Great. I want you to make me look exactly like Papa Smurf.
[GASPS]
Have you lost your smurf?
I don't know what shenanigans you're up to,
but I will have no part of it.
No shenanigans.
I just wanna know how it feels to be the boss.
Well, what you're asking is immoral.
My answer is no.
[SIGHS]
Especially since it requires great talent.
Eh? Well, that's why I came to see you.
You're the only one talented enough, Vanity.
Hmm.
Now, please don't move while I work my magic.
Stay still.
Perfect. Have a look.
Oh, my smurf. I look just like him.
Ha! And to think you doubted me.
[HUMMING]
Do you think it will work?
There's only one way to find out.
Papa Smurf, watch out!
Oof!
Ahh! Ahh!
I'm so sorry, Papa Smurf.
Are you okay?
How's my makeup?Huh?
[CLEARS THROAT] I mean, my face.
You look fine, Papa Smurf.
Good, because I am Papa Smurf after all.
So don't hit me with that ball again.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Did you see that? He thought I was Papa Smurf.
Oh, I gotta find more Smurfs to fool.
Wait, don't get carried away.
Chef, I want eggplant parmesan pie
for dessert tonight.
Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert?
But... But I thought you asked me
for raspberry muffins earlier.
Well, I changed my mind. Now, get to it.
Of course, Papa Smurf. I'll get right on it.
Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert? Yuck!
Heh-heh-heh.Huh?
My little Smurf, give me your sarsaparilla juice.
Here you go, Papa Smurf.
And you, smurf me one of those cakes.
Right away, Papa Smurf.
Are you gonna do everything I tell you to do?
Of course, Papa Smurf.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Don't you think you're over doing it?
Nonsense.
Stop that immediately.
I want you to paint this roof yellow.
But, Papa Smurf, you said blue.
So what. I changed my mind.
BOTH: Right away, Papa Smurf.
Then hurry up. [CHUCKLES]
Huh? [HUMMING]
Ah, Papa Smurf.
The eggplant parmesan pie for dessert is almost ready.
Hmm? What are you talking about?
I asked you to bake muffins.
Hmm? Uh... Right away, Papa Smurf.
Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert?[WHISTLING]
Yuck! Huh?
What do you think you're smurfing?
I told you to paint this roof blue, so get to it.
BOTH: Hmm?
You can't drive!Yes, I can!
Clumsy, Dimwitty, what's going on here?
Dimwitty won't let me drive the fire truck.
But Clumsy doesn't know how to drive.
Hmm.
Everyone should have a chance to drive.
Go ahead, Clumsy. Drive the truck.
Really? Thanks, Papa Smurf. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Oof!
[SNICKERING]
Okay, you've had your fun.
But you can't keep causing chaos in the village.
Sure, I can.
What in the smurf are you doing, Chef?
Well, I'm baking the muffins, Papa Smurf.
Eggplant for dessert.
Don't make me smurf you again.
[SNICKERING]
Hey, Chef, almost done with the muffins?
Yes! I'm so done with the muffins!
I'm gonna throw them away!
Why, Chef?
Papa Smurf keeps changing his mind.
First he wants muffins, then it's eggplant pie,
then it's muffins again. I can't take it anymore.
Eggplant for dessert? Ew!
Either he has very bad taste,
or he's been bewitched by Gargamel.
[SIREN WAILING]Huh?
TOGETHER: Ahh!
[ALL GASPING]
Fire brigade on the way.
Clumsy, you're going backwards.
Yeah, it's super fun.
Eh-eh-eh...
BOTH: Ahh! Ugh!
Huh? Argh.
Can somebody help me, please?
[GROANS]
Clumsy, what were you smurfing behind the wheel?
Papa Smurf said I could drive.
Hmm?
Listen, I was just trying to help you feel
better about yourself,
but now this really has to stop.
No. I have a whole day as Papa Smurf.
That was the agreement.
What? I never agreed to that.
Papa Smurf, with all due respect,
it wasn't a good idea
to let Clumsy drive the fire truck, right?
How's this for an idea, Mr. Know-It-All?
Go pick up that trash bag over there.
Yes, Papa Smurf.
Hmm?
[GRUNTING]
Mm-hmm.
Ahh! Oh!
See, the streets are cleaner without the clutter.
Hmm? Mm?
This proves it. Papa Smurf is under a spell.
I've got to do something.
Me, I don't like Papa Smurf being under a spell.
Bat saliva, frog burps.
Aha, anti-smell potion. Perfect.
[GRUNTING]
Ooh!Uh-huh, there you are.
Clumsy, how did this happen?
You told me I could drive.What? I said no such thing.
Here you are, Papa Smurf. Dessert is ready.
Eggplant parmesan pie.
But, Chef, I asked you to bake muffins.
[GASPING]
Papa Smurf, I brought you
something refreshing to drink on this hot day.
Well, thank you, Brainy.
[GASPS]
Is everything okay, Papa Smurf?
[BABBLING]
Ahh-ahh-ahh!
[GASPS]
[BABBLING]
Uh, that wasn't supposed to happen.
[BABBLING]
Holy...
[DISTORTED BABBLING]
[LAUGHING]
Papa Smurf, come back!
Ahh!
Brainy, what happened to Papa Smurf?
I gave him an antidote to break the spell.
And now he's smurfing crazy.
Um...Hmm?
Papa Smurf, what? But I thought you were...
Long story. First we need to catch the real Papa Smurf.
And we're going to need something fast.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Ugh.
[GROANS]
I would have preferred the fire truck.
Wah! Whoa! Whoa!
[LAUGHING]
Whoa! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh!
Huh?[BABBLING]
Look who we have here, Azrael.
Papa Smurf himself.
[MEOWS]
Stop wiggling, you blue vermin.
My day just got interesting.
Oh, no! Gargamel.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[THUNDER BOOMING]
[CHUCKLES]
[HUMMING]
Is everything okay under your hood?
Ow!Ha-ha!
Uhh... Ooh.[BABBLING]
What's the plan?
Why are you asking me?
You wanted to be the boss. Now here's your chance.
Hmm, right. Okay, I have an idea.
Come here. Huh?
[BABBLING]
[GROANS][CHUCKLES]
Ha! There you are.
Huh?[BABBLING]
Argh! Ugh!
[GROANS]
Hmm?
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Argh.Hey, Gargamel. I'm over here.
What? There are two Papa Smurfs?
I think I'll catch this one!
[SNARLS]Come on, Papa Smurf.
[BABBLING]
Huh? ♪ Ahh-ahh-ehh-ehh-ehh ♪
Wait till I... Augh!
[GASPING]
Stop that.
Augh!
Time to pick up the trash.
Ahh!
[GROANS]
Ready.Come on, you guys. Hurry!
[BABBLING]
What? Give me back my Papa Smurf.
In your dreams, Gargamel.
We'll see about that.
[GRUNTING]
[BABBLING]
Wait till I catch you.
[GRUNTING]
Ahh!
Eh?This time, I'm going to catch you,
little blue gnomes.
Are you sure about that?
[BABBLING]
Ahh!
Ugh!
[GENTLE MUSIC]
It's all my fault, Papa Smurf.
If I hadn't tried to be like you,
none of this would have happened.
I just wanted to feel what it's like to be important.
You should be perfectly happy with who you are.
Everybody in the Smurf Village has their part to play.
Nobody is more or less important than anyone else.
Gee, I guess you're right. I am important.
I never thought of it that way.
I'm important too.
Me too.Yeah.
Yeah, every Smurf has an important job.
Yeah, especially me, right?
Yeah, it's important you shut up.
[LAUGHTER]
[UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC]
Extra, extra. The brand-new "Smurfy Times"
is here with the latest breaking news.
Be the first to know.
I'll have one, Reporter. I wanna see the news.
That's the spirit.
A curious mind is a healthy mind.
Papa Smurf is away on vacation.
Ugh! That's not news, Reporter. I heard it yesterday.
Come back.
We have new articles by Poet and Jokey.
Me, I don't like articles by Poet and Jokey.
Hey, Brainy, have you read my new article about Papa Smurf?
No.
[LAUGHS]
Read my new poems from last night.
They're certain to give you delight.
I'll take one.
Hmm.
Wanna hear the latest news?
Not interested.
You wanna smurf the paper?
I have other things to smurf.
The news.Oh, thanks, buddy.
I was just out of paper.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
I'll smurf one.Really? Cool.
It's filled with awesome illustrations by Painter and...
Oh, I don't care about any of that.
I just needed to smurf my mirror.
Oh.
It is such a bore.
No one smurfs the paper anymore.
I really thought this revamped edition would work.
Friends, I'm afraid this was our last edition.
Oh, it's hopeless. How can we get Smurfs
to read when nothing's ever news in this village?
Well, I still find a way to create something every day.
Hmm? Create something, that's genius.
We can just smurf a story, something big,
something spectacular, something that sells.
You know, that's fake news.
Reporter will catch on to your ruse.
Just think, we could write about stones.
[GASPS]
A giant who, mmm,
only wakes up after sunset to eat...
Hmm... Hmm?
To eat Smurfs.
A stone giant that wakes up at night to eat Smurfs.
Now, that's a story.
Absolutely not. No way. Don't you dare do that, okay?
Don't do it.
I won't.Okay.
[CHUCKLING]
Exclusive news from the Smurf gazette.
Extra, extra. The village is in danger.
What?Get yourself a copy.
What danger?
Is it Gargamel?
Is there one left for me?
Don't worry. There's plenty of them.
Make way.
With Papa Smurf away, I'm clearly second in command.
So I should be first in line, right?
Ow. Ha!
Huh? A stone giant? Ahh!
Bigger than ogres?
And they eat Smurfs like peanuts?
Oh, I need to hide.
Ahh... Ahh!
How come we've never smurfed them before?
Because they wake up every 500 years.
Here's the last one for you.
Mm? Oh, hey, Poet. What's up?
You actually wrote it, and you signed it Poet.
Well, duh! If I put my name on it,
then they'd think it was just another joke.
It is! I'm going to tell Reporter.
Oh, hey, Poet, interesting article.
Hmm, uh...I just love your poems.
You've always been so good at rhymes.
Eee.
You were saying?
If it helps sell the paper,
we can always worry about it later.
You two, in my office, now!
How dare you guys go to press without asking me first?
We just thought this story couldn't wait.
Well, you put my reputation on the line.
This story better be true. Who are your sources?
Sources? That's confidential,
but they have excellent credentials.
I respect that, but who is it?
We can't tell you.
But we can show you.
Mm.But it's too late now,
so we'll smurf you tomorrow.
All right.
This better be good. See you tomorrow.
Now, Reporter is irate.
Let's scram before it's too late.
Relax. I have an idea.
It'll be fine.
[OWL HOOTING]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
[WOLF HOWLING]
What are those two Smurfs up to?
[BOTH PANTING]
Hmm?
[OWL HOOTING]
Hmm.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
This is terrible. It's simply unbearable.
Huh, the digging?The fibbing.
Well, it's too late now.
We gotta smurf this story through.
Huh, he who smurfs last smurfs longest.
[BOTH PANTING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
I assure you, Reporter.
You've never seen anything like this in your whole life.
It's gonna be the scoop of the century.
Not so fast. As self-nominated
second-in-command, I should come with you, right?
Well, if you insist, you can go first.
Hmm.
Oh!
Look, Reporter. Here's your proof.
Holy smurfs! Is that what I think it is?
Absolutely. It's a giant's footprint.
A stone giant?
You mean, the one from the paper?
Let me smurf a closer look.
Ahem, according to our sources,
the giant was just smurfing through.
He's gone now, so case closed. Let's all go home.
Wait! See this?
He must turn into stone during the day.
And when the sun sets, he wakes up to eat us.
So these stones are the giant's babies?
You know, I heard they eat the smartest first.
Smartest first?
Jokey, your sources were right.
[SNIFFS] This footprint is recent.
Oh, no! He's headed straight for the village.
We've got to warn the others.
I think we need more evidence before we scare the residents.
Yeah. Besides, if the giant was still around, we'd notice.
Quick, to the village.
[GASPS]
I think we better confess
and get ourselves out of this horrible mess.
Ha-ha. Brainy, there's something you should know.
Don't worry, Poet. It's gonna be fine.
[BELL RINGING]
The stone giant is coming.
[ALL SHOUTING]
Wah!
Mm-mm-mm.
Wah!
Ahh!
Hurry... up.
[GRUNTING]
Ahh!
Me, I don't like panicking.
Ahh!
What are you smurfing?
If I'm gonna be eaten, I want to at least taste good.
Well, that makes sense.
Smurf me next, and don't hold back on the salt.
Listen to me, Smurfs.
There's something I need to reveal.
The stone giant, he's not real!
Nice try, Poet, but we don't believe you.
Yeah, it was in the news. So it's gotta be true.
Ahh!
Attention, everyone. Evacuate the village.
We can hide in the forest. Brainy and Baby first.
Ahh!Come back, folks.
It was a hoax.
[GROANS]
[LAUGHS]
All this joking has made me hungry.
I've lost my appetite. What we did was not right.
Hey, we helped save the paper, didn't we?
Besides, once they realize there's no giant,
they'll just think
Reporter made a mistake and then come back.
Oh, I hope so.
Relax, why don't ya?
Believe me, I'd like to calm down.
But I'm getting the creeps from this empty town.
Yeah, it is kinda creepy.
[ROARING]
What's that noise?
[WHIMPERING]
Giant!
Calm down, Scaredy.
It was probably just your shadow.
It's the stone giant. He's coming.
[ROARING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING]
The giant is for real?
So our story was true. What are we gonna do?
I guess it's time to stand up and fight it.
Thank you for your service.
[GASPS]
Mm.[GASPS]
[ROARING]
BOTH: Ahh!
Ahh! Ohh!
Shh. Scaredy.
We can't all hide here.
The giant's gonna smell us, and smurf us up whole.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please don't smurf me.
Ahh!
[MUNCHES]Oh, no, Scaredy.
[FOOTSTEP THUMPING]
We're surrounded.[ROARING]
BOTH: Ahh!
Ahh!
So this is how it ends, sir?
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It smells likes Smurfs in this well.
Into the giant's mouth we go.
My dear Jokey, I'll miss you so.
[CHUCKLING]Huh?
Reporter?
You guys just splashed on tomorrow's front page.
Hello.
Scaredy, you're alive!
Oh, wait a second. What's going on?
Come on out, and we'll tell ya.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
What? Everybody's here?
[SNICKERING]
You... You made all of this up?
Perfect acting, don't you think?
When we figured out you fabricated this fake story
we decided to smurf you a little lesson, right?
See, fake news always gets you in trouble.
But what about the roars?
Well, 97 Smurfs can make a lot of noise.
[ALL ROARING]
What about all the stomping that got my heart pumping?
[LOUD THUMP]Ahh!
[LOUD THUMPING]
And that's why you shouldn't lie.
I'm sorry.
We just wanted to help sell newspapers, that's all.
I know. But it's important to only print news
that is fit to print.
Which reminds me, this is tomorrow's edition.
Painter really did a great job, don't you think?
I wasn't that scared.
But hey, whatever helps sell the news.
Sound the alarm!
Did you read the newspaper?
Papa Smurf, I can explain everything.
A stone giant? Everybody, run to the forest.
We're all gonna get smurfed.
[LAUGHTER]