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[Dulcie] It is very possible that

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the murders of
Trent Latham, Gavin Latham,

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Rod Dixon and Sam O'Dwyer

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are the actions of
a female serial killer

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who uses pentobarbital
to sedate her victims

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before she cuts out their tongues
and strangles them.

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Yesterday, they found Dad's body
at Deadloch Lake.

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Forensics found a pubic hair
in Sam's mouth.

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[Abby] I can't sit on this information.

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I need to tell Vanessa something
about something!

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No you fucking don't!

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- She's grieving! Leave her alone!
- [shouts indistinctly]

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Calm down, alright?

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[Dulcie] It is a very short trip

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from four victims to serial killer.

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And once that gets out there,

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the press will go bananas,
not to mention the killer.

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Detective, are these Deadloch murders
the work of a serial killer?

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- Ugh...
- [screaming]

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[Cath sings]
♪ Never was a cornflake girl ♪

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♪ Thought it was a good solution ♪

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♪ Hanging with the raisin girls ♪

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♪ She's gone to the other side ♪

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♪ Giving us the old heave ho ♪

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♪ Things are getting kind of gross ♪

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♪ And I go to sleepy time ♪

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♪ This is not really, this is ♪

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♪ This is not really happening ♪

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♪ You bet your life it is ♪

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- ♪ You bet your life it is ♪
- [whines]

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♪ Oh, honey, you bet your life...

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- [bang]
- [Eddie] Ow, fuck!

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[indistinct shouting]

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Sorry!

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- [Eddie] This was a shit idea.
- This was your idea.

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I said that a simple "no comment"
to the press

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would be absolutely fine,

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and you're the one that wanted to
behave like we're fleeing Poland.

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Yeah, well, why are you listening to me?

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I fucking took a nose-dive
on a plastic slide last night.

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- I'm probably concussed! Big Eyes!
- Oh, stop!

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- Rack off. You're fine.
- Look at my pupils. Are they big?

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- Don't engage, Abby. Stop. Stop.
- They're pretty big. Sorry.

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- Abby?
- Mm?

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You really should have told us that

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you knew Sam O'Dwyer
was a serial adulterer.

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I know. I'm sorry, ma'am.

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I cannot stress enough how relevant
that information is to the case.

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It opens up
the suspect pool significantly.

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I know I should have told you, ma'am,
but I thought you already knew.

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But then you didn't
say anything about it,

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so I was like,
"Oh, my God, she doesn't know."

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And then I thought that Vic and Skye
probably don't know, either.

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[Eddie] Collins, did Skye know about
her Dad's affairs?

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[Dulcie] No, of course not.

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[Abby] Exactly. so I was like,

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how do I tell them that
Sam was just a pig sleaze?

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Alright, well this job can be
life or death, Abby,

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and sometimes...
you just have to do the hard thing

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even if it means upsetting people
that you care about.

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Ow! Fuck, that went
right up my arse shaft.

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That's torn a fucking tear
right up my arse, Cath!

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OK, stop!

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Can we just have a moment of quiet

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without talking about your bottom
for one minute?

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Who's got tape?

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Carrot Wank cancelled.
That's a real shame, isn't it, Karen?

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Yeah, OK. Bye.

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Oh, no, not the Carrot Wank, Gez.
That was gonna be good.

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[indistinct chatter]

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- Hey Mike.
- Hey.

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[screams]

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Um, ma'ams?
We're nearing the station.

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[Eddie] Oh, yeah, how many people there?

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There weren't many people
at the presser last night.

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What are we talking -
two, three, max?

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Actually, ma'ams, it's pretty busy.

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Yeah, well they're probably not
all there for the serial killer.

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No probably not.

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They're probably all
just handing in one giant lost wallet.

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[car door closes]

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Sexy. Sexy!

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I know there was
a lot going on about that.

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We can debrief about that later.

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But just quickly,
I just wanted to... name

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that I am terrified of me or you or Fern

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being murdered
in the middle of the night

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and our bodies
not being discovered for a week.

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I really can't talk about this
right now.

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And your mum being
in charge of our funerals

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- and what songs she'd choose.
- [Dulcie] Right.

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But I can manage my emotions.

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- Alright, thanks, love...
- I can steer our life.

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But I just need you to find the madman

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that's terrorising our town
and our friends

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and our whole way of life, OK?

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- Yeah, I can do that. OK, thanks.
- OK. Thank you.

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- OK, thanks.
- I love you.

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Mm-hm. Alright, um...

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After the dog parade,
I'm gonna go to Bunnings.

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I'm gonna buy a security camera

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and a bunch of those motion detectors
that look like owls.

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- Sure, yep.
- Come on, Collins.

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Let's get out of here before that lot
get onto us like maggots on a chop.

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Yep. OK.

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[indistinct]

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- Ah...
- [both whisper indistinctly]

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Come on, hurry up!

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- [whispers] Fuck!
- [whispers] Sven! Sven!

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Sven! Sven! Sven!

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- [Dulcie] Come on.
- [Megan] There they are!

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[woman] Oh, finally!

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Detectives, do you have any leads
on the serial killer?

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- No comment!
- No comment, rat cunt! Fuck!

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I was in the Hunt 'n' Gut the other day
and a man tried to buy a tarp.

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- You're coming with me. Come on.
- Detectives!

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Detectives, does the serial killer
have any signature moves?

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[all] No comment!

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[Eddie] Ray Pies, he's fucking
obsessed with me!

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Six missed calls already this morning.

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He wants my cooch.

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And now he's calling me.

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- Ray?
- He wants your cooch?

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Jesus Christ, Jimmy.

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You're not wrong.

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♪ ♪

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- Excuse me, Claire.
- Abby. Abby.

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[crowd murmurs]

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- Oh my gosh.
- Yeah.

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RIP, Toilets.

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Well, the overt crucifixion imagery
is significant.

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Yep.

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Jimmy was a perv, and so was Jesus.

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- Don't, you can't...
- Wasn't he?

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I don't know. I haven't read the Bible,
I don't know! I'm not...

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- I didn't get raised religious.
- Still, this feels...

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I mean, it's a bunch of fucking
Jesusy bullshit there.

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- Well, no. No, not Jesus.
- I don't know.

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Specifically,
Jesus was nailed to the cross,

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but certainly Christian imagery.

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Abby, is St. Drogo's
the only church in town?

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Yes, ma'am.

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I think our killer
is a good Christian lady.

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She'll be close by.

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She'll be watching this so we
all need to keep an eye on that crowd.

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OK, peeps, so there's definitely
no vehicular access

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to this section of the beach.

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Yeah, no, she just
lugged everything over the sand

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with a Kmart beach trolley, probably.

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[Sven] Right, because forensics said

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there was no unaccounted
footprints or trolley tracks.

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[Eddie] Yeah, nah,
I'm yanking your balls.

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I'm tickling your manhole.

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She's got another boat on rotation.

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She's used the tide to her advantage,
like the others.

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You'd have to be strong
to get that crucifix up here,

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even if you didn't have a fucking...
dead Jesus on your back.

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Any female bodybuilders in town?

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- You know, wrestlers?
- No.

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Chunky, like, meaty fucking...

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- No, there's a lot of yoga studios...
- ...strong, underground cage fighting.

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...and Tammy.

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Hola! Miss me?

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[chuckles]

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- Hey babe.
- Hi.

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Just got back from doing TEDxPerth.

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Shame the O'Dwyers cremated Sam.

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Could have taken him on the road.

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Mate, if you ever publicly speak
about this investigation again,

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I'm gonna shove that bike seat
so far up your arse

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people will ride you
like a penny farthing.

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Ah, sorry, but this investigation
isn't just about you two.

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Yeah, mate. it's about
the four fucking men that are dead.

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Ah, five men.

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The... The five fucking men
that are dead.

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James, how long's
he been hanging like this?

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Sorry, you done insulting me now?

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- No. Fuckwad!
- Probably not.

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- No, are you done? You done?
- I want to get one more in. Fuckwad.

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Oh, but you want my valuable
expertise now, do you?

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- Can you...
- Mm, yeah, no, interesting.

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Well, he hasn't been here long.
Maybe 2, 2.5 hours.

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Same neck ligatures.

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No sign of a struggle.

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- Injection site for the pentobarbital.
- [mouths]

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And...

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...no tongue.

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I think this murder is connected.

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- No shit.
- I am... I just... can't.

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Alright, you lot.

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I'm gonna need you to forensic the fuck
out of this, alright?

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There's gotta be some DNA
in all this shit.

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Actually, Detective, there's already

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a bottleneck of evidence
at the lab, OK?

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And this mess is ridic.

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So if you think
you're going to get my men

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to test every little splinter of wood,

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well, you have to be prepared for
a very long wait.

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Well, I can help you
bag and tag stuff, babe.

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Babe, you have more important things
to do than be their dogsbody, yeah?

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I don't mind...

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Our celebrant just cancelled,
for God's sake.

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Evidence is evidence, James.

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- Yeah, well I know detectives...
- Robyn cancelled?

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...who can get a conviction
with a lot less evidence.

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- Why did she cancel?
- That's not a good thing, James.

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I don't know. She said she wasn't
feeling it, whatever that means.

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So.

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- James!
- No. No.

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I'm not taking this anymore.

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Triage the evidence you have,
and then email me.

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Politely, yeah?

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I am a leader in my field, Collins.

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- I'm gonna...
- I have a PhD.

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- Whoop! Oh... No, no!
- [tarp rustles]

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[crowd gasps and screams]

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That's Jimmy Cook!

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- [screams]
- [Eddie] Could you fuck off, please.

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- Put it up! Put it back up.
- This is not for your eyes.

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[crowd shouts indistinctly]

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[man] That's Jimmy!

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♪ ♪

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[indistinct chatter]

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[indistinct]

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You don't know what you're saying.
You're not thinking clearly.

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She should cancel the Feastival,
shouldn't she, Dulcie?

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Uh, absolutely. Aleyna.

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You absolutely have to
cancel the Feastival.

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Five men are dead.

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You're right.

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I'll do a 24-hour snap suspension

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but only once we've done
the Dress Your Dog Like A Hero parade.

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People need this, Dulcie.
Don't make me cancel the dog parade.

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I'm so proud of you, sweetpea.

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- Aren't we, Dulce?
- Yeah, we are. We are super-proud.

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Now, can you run me through
what happened?

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Aleyna screamed, then we ran
down to the rocks

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and then...

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I saw Jimmy hanging there
like a bathrobe on a hook.

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I, um

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I really enjoyed last night,
in Cath's ute.

242
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:06,460
What?

243
00:11:06,461 --> 00:11:07,680
Oh, that.

244
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,919
Yeah.

245
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,919
Yeah, cool. We can, ah...

246
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,280
We can escalate that at some point.

247
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,639
I've got, ah...

248
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,879
tits, vag, et cetera.

249
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,400
You got a spot you go to,
let me know.

250
00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:22,239
- Spot?
- Yeah.

251
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,000
Doesn't have to be horizontal,
doesn't have to be a big place.

252
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,799
Portaloo, whatever.

253
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,199
You're a meaty, meaty lad.

254
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,879
Reckon we could go portrait mode.

255
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,160
How do you spell
your last name again?

256
00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:33,980
Is it P-I-E-S? Ray Pies?

257
00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:35,799
Oh, Pies isn't my last name.

258
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,160
- Why is it in my phone like that?
- I don't know.

259
00:11:38,161 --> 00:11:40,560
Um... I think I'm gonna throw up.

260
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,759
Oh.

261
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,280
- OK, yep. That's the shock.
- [coughs]

262
00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:47,240
- Let it out.
- [coughs]

263
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,039
Word of advice.

264
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,000
Press the memory of what happened
today, like, down, you know?

265
00:11:55,001 --> 00:11:57,039
Like, really far down.

266
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,839
Because the faster you do that,

267
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,560
the faster you'll get him
out of the corner of your eye, you know?

268
00:12:01,561 --> 00:12:04,200
watching you as you put your tampon in.

269
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,959
OK.

270
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,440
See you later for a fuck.

271
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,360
Right.

272
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,799
[Dulcie] So Mike was the last person
to see Jimmy alive?

273
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,239
Ah, yes, he escorted Jimmy home
to his residential meat locker at 11pm

274
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,680
when Jimmy was going inside to "relax"
with a photo of Susan Sarandon.

275
00:12:22,681 --> 00:12:24,120
Now, I think that's
Mike's way of saying...

276
00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:25,279
Ah, yes, Sven, I get that. Ta.

277
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,799
Abby, look, I know that
you're really busy,

278
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,779
you just lost your celebrant,
but if there's any way we can...

279
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,760
Um, ma'am, is it OK
if we don't talk about that right now?

280
00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:32,760
- Because I might cry.
- Yep. No, absolutely, yep.

281
00:12:32,761 --> 00:12:34,760
If you could get over to Jimmy's
and locate his phone?

282
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:35,999
Mm-hm. Yes, ma'am.

283
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,139
And wear gloves! Wear gloves.

284
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,279
- Double glove.
- Yes, ma'am.

285
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:41,240
Steve, it's safe to say
there is a new kill room in operation.

286
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:43,039
Contact the Harbour Office,

287
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,960
see if they've spotted
any unfamiliar vessels.

288
00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:46,319
On it.

289
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,600
Are you? Are you, Steve?
You're on it, are you?

290
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,399
OK.

291
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:56,000
Um, Sven, set up
a public information booth, offsite.

292
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,799
See if we can funnel
the public's hysteria

293
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,679
somewhere that isn't
the front desk of my station.

294
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,160
OK, you thinking like a pop-up tent,
or something a bit more structural?

295
00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:04,320
You know, I empower you to
make that choice yourself, Sven.

296
00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:05,980
- Love it, love you.
- [phone buzzes]

297
00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:07,639
- It's Commissioner Hastings.
- Bump him!

298
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,160
No, I'm not gonna bump
the Tasmania Chief of Police.

299
00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:11,639
Fucking suck job.

300
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,919
Commissioner Hastings.

301
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,359
What in the shit-stain arse of hell
is going on down there?

302
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,919
- Ah, look, sir, I know it's bad...
<i>- Five bloody victims!</i>

303
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,320
<i>A press conference at which
a member of the press announced</i>

304
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,759
<i>there was a serial killer,</i>

305
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,239
the lead detective fainting
on top of a slippery dip,

306
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,680
then this morning another body,
strung up like fucking Mr Squiggle.

307
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,280
It's not<i> bad,</i> Connell.
It's a code-black disaster.

308
00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:32,879
The killer, sir,
we are narrowing the profile...

309
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,339
<i>Then there's the conversation
I had with James.</i>

310
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,800
The poor bloke is snowed under
with your requests.

311
00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:40,159
Sorry, has James contacted you directly?

312
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,000
<i>- I play golf with his Dad.</i>
- [whispers] Fucking wanker!

313
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:45,160
You two and your investigation
are embarrassing me.

314
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,199
<i>Pull your bloody mooncups out</i>

315
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,959
and bring me a viable suspect
in the next 12 hours

316
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,720
or I'm ripping you both off the case
and sending some blokes down there.

317
00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:53,959
<i>- Do you hear me?</i>
- Ah, yes sir.

318
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,920
Ah, Commissioner Hastings,
this might be the wrong time...

319
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:57,239
'Ken oath it's not the time!

320
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,640
Yeah, but, look, the media
are camped up our fucking bum holes

321
00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:00,919
like anal nomads, mate.

322
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,680
I fucking feel 'em right up there!

323
00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:04,199
<i>- Fine.</i>
- What?

324
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,400
I'll put a suppression order
on the press, I'll get you warrants.

325
00:14:06,401 --> 00:14:09,080
I'll get you a gift-wrapped
fucking sampler of court orders.

326
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,040
Just bring me a fucking suspect
or you're done!

327
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,520
[ship horn blares]

328
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,999
I've got to go.

329
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,879
We're getting the ferry to MONA.

330
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,200
I gotta get there before
the cloaca does a shit.

331
00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:21,600
Too-rah.

332
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:22,999
Oh, fuck.

333
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,019
Yeah, good, good. That's so good,
to feel the heat from all sides.

334
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:31,040
That way you get cooked alive faster.
Let's get to St Drogo's.

335
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,879
[bells toll]

336
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,640
[man] Well, I never thought
I'd be shocked by this town

337
00:14:41,641 --> 00:14:44,380
given the decades
I've heard of their confessions.

338
00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:47,120
But a serial killer,
doing something like that?

339
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,400
I mean, that's a bit much, isn't it?

340
00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:51,320
I... I'd say so, yes.

341
00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,239
As you can see... Father,

342
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,439
I've got her to add the snail trail
for extra realism...

343
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,640
Ah, the snail trail has nothing
to do with the case, Father.

344
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,959
To-may-to, po-tah-to.

345
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,920
You know Ed Gien?
He used to skin his victims.

346
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,879
- Did he?
- Oh, yes, yeah.

347
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,280
He made a belt out of nipples once.

348
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:12,919
Ah, OK, good to know.

349
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,099
Oh, well, yes.
No, you were right about that pose.

350
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,280
You see, that does not suggest
Jesus on the crucifix.

351
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:21,300
Whereas... this

352
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,319
There we are.

353
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,599
That's Luke 26:39.

354
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,519
Gestas and Dismas. Of course.

355
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,560
So at the crucifixion,
Jesus was crucified alongside two men.

356
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:32,420
They were both hung with ropes.

357
00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:34,279
Dismas repented for his sins,

358
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,099
but Gestas, the impenitent thief,
died a sinner

359
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,920
and wasn't welcomed
into the Kingdom of Heaven.

360
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,480
- Wow.
- Yeah.

361
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:46,919
Wow.

362
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,479
Wow, that was...

363
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,280
That was a real peep
behind the curtain wasn't it?

364
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,319
No, that's not...

365
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,000
- That explains a lot, actually.
- Sorry, Father.

366
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:54,919
Father, um...

367
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,299
are any of these women
regulars at St Drogo's?

368
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,680
Oh, that's Vanessa.
Vanessa and Dolph Latham.

369
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:03,039
Yeah, they were regulars.

370
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,199
And Trent would come occasionally.

371
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,720
But that was usually when he was
selling Pro-Bro to pensioners.

372
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:09,520
Vanessa was at the crime scene
this morning.

373
00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:10,599
Yeah.

374
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,120
Oh, and the O'Dwyers.
Oh, they were regular parishioners.

375
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:15,359
- The O'Dwyers? Really?
- Yeah.

376
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,880
I've never heard Vic or Skye
talk about religion.

377
00:16:17,881 --> 00:16:19,879
They normally just argue about

378
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,439
how Skye's pretty face
is ruined by her boy hair.

379
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,480
Oh, no, the O'Dwyers, they were here
every week when Skye was a teenager.

380
00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:28,840
- Right.
- And then she went away, of course.

381
00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:31,200
Yes, and we all know
what happened to Sam.

382
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,839
He died.

383
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,600
- He did. Yeah.
- Yeah, that's it.

384
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:38,679
[both] Yeah.

385
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,799
OK, thank you Father.

386
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,059
You know, I should...
I should tell you,

387
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,319
I'm actually tinkering with a screenplay

388
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,440
about a priest who gets to
solve some sexy murders.

389
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,839
I'd love to pick your brain.

390
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,799
Ah, yeah, that...
that sounds really good.

391
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,680
Father, could we bother you for
a list of your regular parishioners?

392
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,360
- Oh, of course. I'll fax them over.
- OK.

393
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:58,359
With my screenplay.

394
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,599
- Mmm.
- Wonderful. That that sounds ideal.

395
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,840
Alright, you have
a good old Jesusy day, sir.

396
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:08,360
God... Father... date... Jesus.

397
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,680
[stammers]

398
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,439
I don't know what to fucking say.

399
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,320
I think there's a very strict
religious upbringing at play here.

400
00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,500
Residual guilt, shame, repression.

401
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,679
It can all be a trigger for rage.

402
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,479
Are we talking about you
or the killer, here?

403
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,259
What? The fucking damage
is baked on, mate. Not like me.

404
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,040
I didn't grow up religious.
Nothing much wrong with me.

405
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,399
[burps loudly]

406
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,480
- [Megan] Detectives!
- Oh, God!

407
00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:35,879
Oh, fucking hell!

408
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,200
That rat cunt Megan's got predator eyes.

409
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:39,999
She's like a fucking mantis shrimp.

410
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
- Is Father Terrence under suspicion?
- [chiming]

411
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,760
Unlock the fucking... Hey!

412
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:45,560
[chiming]

413
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,999
What the hell?

414
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,559
Oh-ho! How's that for timing, hey?

415
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,819
Looks like our favourite
resident rat cunt

416
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:56,080
just got hit with
a media suppression order.

417
00:17:56,081 --> 00:17:57,999
Tough titties, fuckos!

418
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,879
Shame you can't report on
any murder cases

419
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,880
that might be getting into this car
in front of your very fucking eyes.

420
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,079
[Dulcie] Abby, how'd you go?

421
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,199
<i>I found Jimmy's phone
and I managed to unlock it.</i>

422
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,999
His password was "phone"
without the "e", "phon".

423
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,800
He called Vanessa,
like, 30 times last night,

424
00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:20,560
<i>and the last call was at 12:23am.</i>

425
00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:22,399
Jimmy's place is very bare.

426
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:27,960
There's just a lot of photos of boats
and<i> heaps</i> of pictures of Vanessa Latham.

427
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:29,919
Let's get over there.

428
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,039
Constable, we'll head to
the Lathams' now.

429
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,320
[Sven] One at a time! One...
Just one at a time, please!

430
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:38,159
Please, if you have information
about the murders

431
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,480
I can take your statement
in the privacy of the Oyster Cloister.

432
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,820
Or, if you prefer,
you can just write a note,

433
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,690
and put it
in the anonymous tip-off koala.

434
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,559
- OK? Those are the rules.
- Sven, Sven!

435
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,240
My neighbour's pouring
a concrete slab in his backyard,

436
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,160
and my wife says
she doesn't love me anymore.

437
00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:55,079
- OK.
- [crowd] Sven! Sven!

438
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,199
Um...
[crowd calls out indistinctly]

439
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,760
What's going on around here?
You doing a bit of a Marie Konda?

440
00:19:00,761 --> 00:19:02,800
Phil's kicking us out
because we can't pay rent.

441
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,860
Dolph, that's none of their business.

442
00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:06,570
Mum, can I throw these photo scraps?

443
00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:08,280
There's no space in Sharelle's caravan.

444
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,799
No, keep them.

445
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,720
They're all we have left since
someone stole our photo board.

446
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,319
Ah, Vanessa,
we've located Jimmy Cook's phone,

447
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,619
and it showed that
he called you last night.

448
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,920
- No, he didn't.
- Yes he did, roughly 30 times.

449
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,759
His phone records prove it.

450
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,920
And then a few hours later,
he turns out dead on the beach,

451
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:29,400
the same beach that
you visited this morning.

452
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,640
Vanessa, we know that Sharelle
was around here last night,

453
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:35,920
telling Jimmy to stay away from you.

454
00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:37,439
Was he giving you trouble?

455
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,720
I suggest you tell us
what's going on, Mrs Statham.

456
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,740
We've got you linked to
Trent, Gavin and Jimmy

457
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:44,010
and if we find out
you hooked up with Rod and Sam,

458
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:46,280
- then it is beef curtains for you...
- Oh, my God!

459
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,480
You lot don't understand
heterosexuals, do you?

460
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,679
Well, she doesn't.

461
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,459
Jimmy was harassing me
because he was in love with me.

462
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,240
Men have always been obsessed with me
because of my looks.

463
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,799
Jimmy was just calling me

464
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,280
because he was trying to help me
with my financial situation.

465
00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:02,999
How? Jimmy was skint.

466
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,920
Was he planning on selling
his fapped-on tracksuits on eBay?

467
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:07,520
I don't know,
because I didn't want his help.

468
00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,620
I didn't even answer his calls, did I?

469
00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,720
As if I was going to move in with him.

470
00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:13,480
I'm a grieving wreck!

471
00:20:13,481 --> 00:20:15,239
Where were you last night

472
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,800
between the hours
of 12:23am and 5am, Mrs Statham,

473
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,079
if indeed that is your name.

474
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,979
- I was here...
- That's not her name.

475
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,879
...packing up our home.
Wasn't I, Dolphy?

476
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,480
Yeah, she sorted everything into
colour groups all night.

477
00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:27,000
Put this with the reds.

478
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,040
Ugh!

479
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,439
So you didn't see Jimmy at all?

480
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,039
No, I was here.
Are you not listening to me?

481
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,880
And don't throw that out.
You put that banana back in the bowl.

482
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:39,440
That was Trent's favourite.
His favourite banana.

483
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,240
Is it possible to be
too fucking crackers

484
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:45,399
to be a serial killer?

485
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,960
'Cause that's what that is in there.

486
00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:48,879
[Abby] Detectives! It's me.

487
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,200
I'm in my incognito hatchback,
so I don't attract media attention!

488
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:53,799
- Maybe keep the level down.
- Yeah, sorry.

489
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,559
I've got Father Terrence's list
of parishioners here.

490
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,320
He faxed it through
with four copies of his screenplay,

491
00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:01,079
one for each of us.

492
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,559
It's called "Inspector Father".

493
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,879
Great. Well, let's get a wriggle on.

494
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,560
We've got about five minutes
to get another suspect

495
00:21:06,561 --> 00:21:07,800
before Hastings boots us.

496
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,160
- What?
- [Eddie] Come on.

497
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,519
I'll get in the back, Collins,

498
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,320
so you've got room
for your endless fucking legs.

499
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:14,559
Ah... Ah, you go.

500
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,920
There's something I want to do first.

501
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:17,919
Alright. Yeah, OK, yeah. Fuck.

502
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,320
Sweet. Go for a stroll, mate, yeah.

503
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,799
Go get your bumhole candled.

504
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,480
- Oh, please.
- I'll fucking solve the crime.

505
00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:26,399
Fucking hell. [sighs]

506
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,080
Who's on this priest list, then?

507
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:30,300
Here you go, ma'am.

508
00:21:30,301 --> 00:21:32,519
What's this, "Marcel"?

509
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,559
"Michelangelo"? What is that?

510
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,440
This priest's handwriting's terrible.

511
00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:37,879
It's like fucking Wingdings.

512
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,800
I think that says Michelle, ma'am.
She's the beautician.

513
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,079
Ma'am, am I going to get fired, too?

514
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,179
Oh, yeah.
You'll be the first one to go.

515
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,279
- Really?
- Yeah, brace yourself for impact.

516
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,019
No, I didn't hear anything
at the Lathams' last night.

517
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,629
We all passed out
after that serial killer presser.

518
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,974
Oh, thanks for the heads-up
about that, by the way.

519
00:21:55,975 --> 00:21:58,320
Sorry I couldn't say anything, Skye,
but it's protocol.

520
00:21:58,321 --> 00:22:00,720
I'm just saying
it would have been good to know

521
00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:02,700
<i>before</i> I forked out 4K
on Iberico ham.

522
00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:04,650
Also 'cause of your Dad, I suppose.

523
00:22:04,651 --> 00:22:06,600
Oh, let's just focus on the ham, Dulce.

524
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,360
One trauma at a time. Fuck!

525
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,559
- Mum.
- Hey, Tom.

526
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,359
Can I have $30 for the sign-up fee?

527
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,559
Mate, you're not joining the footy team.

528
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,479
You'll end up roaming the streets
with those footy micro-thugs.

529
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,400
<i>And</i> there's a killer on the loose,
isn't there, Dulce?

530
00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:21,439
There is, yep.

531
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,880
My tap school in London
was above a mafia restaurant!

532
00:22:23,881 --> 00:22:25,440
But you and whoever
you were boning at the time

533
00:22:25,441 --> 00:22:27,200
still made me go every Saturday.

534
00:22:27,201 --> 00:22:28,199
Fuck, Mum!

535
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,480
Fucking excuse me?
Watch your fucking language!

536
00:22:30,481 --> 00:22:31,719
- [bottles clink]
- Oof!

537
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,760
I just wanted to hang out
with my fucking mates.

538
00:22:33,761 --> 00:22:36,439
They're not your mates!

539
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,320
And their moustaches look like
fucking mouse pubes.

540
00:22:38,321 --> 00:22:39,600
<i>You</i> look like a pube!

541
00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:40,879
- Pfft.
- Wowee.

542
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,419
How the fuck am I
the mother of a teenage boy?

543
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:45,960
- Me!
- Yeah, my godson has a potty mouth.

544
00:22:45,961 --> 00:22:48,120
Skye, I just checked our account...

545
00:22:48,121 --> 00:22:50,279
Oh, hello. Hi, Dulcie. How are you?

546
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,160
Ah, well, three men have died
in a week, so I could be better.

547
00:22:54,161 --> 00:22:56,799
I was actually just checking
whether you or Skye

548
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,200
heard any disturbance
coming from the Lathams' last night.

549
00:23:00,201 --> 00:23:02,199
- No.
- No?

550
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,840
And you were both home?

551
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,319
Yep.

552
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,800
We went to bed at 10pm.

553
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,359
OK, I'm gonna go check on Mum,

554
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,399
because, ah,
she found a dead body today.

555
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,680
Your mum, not my mum.
My mum doesn't talk to me.

556
00:23:18,681 --> 00:23:20,599
She is a ho-mo-phobe.

557
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,600
OK. Um, nice to... see you.

558
00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:25,920
Sorry, IVF hormones.

559
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,200
Ah, I actually saw Vic
up at St Drogo's.

560
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,679
- You want a hand with that?
- No.

561
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,600
I didn't know that
your family were Catholic.

562
00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:36,680
- Oh, well, Dad was.
- Uh-huh.

563
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,999
And Mum's a bit lapsed.

564
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,080
Father Terrence said that
you stopped going to the parish.

565
00:23:41,081 --> 00:23:42,079
What happened?

566
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,599
Same as you, Dulce.

567
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,319
I got too fucking gay for it.

568
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,219
- You still hate oysters?
- Mm.

569
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,119
I got 300 that I can't return.

570
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,440
No, very much not...
my thing, thank you.

571
00:23:53,441 --> 00:23:55,039
[exhales] Shame.

572
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,040
Alright.
OK, I'll let you get back to it.

573
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,479
Yeah, your loss.

574
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,280
- Say hi to Vic for me.
- Yeah.

575
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,519
Oh, my God.

576
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,000
[Tammy] That little
music theatre dickshit.

577
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,980
Why's Tom hanging out with them?

578
00:24:30,981 --> 00:24:32,960
What do they have that we don't?

579
00:24:32,961 --> 00:24:35,679
Dads. Diagnosed ADHD.

580
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,119
- In your case, a girlfriend.
- Yeah, fuck off!

581
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,259
Well, we fucking liked him
from the beginning.

582
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,399
Just you wait until
he's quoting "Cats" at them.

583
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,560
He'll come running back
with his tail between his legs.

584
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,520
- How's that mask feeling, hon?
- It feels like lights.

585
00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:53,239
Good. It's meant to feel like that.

586
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,560
So, Michelle, are you one of these
God-bothering Jesus lickers

587
00:24:58,561 --> 00:25:00,680
who hits up St Drogo's
on a regular, or...

588
00:25:00,681 --> 00:25:02,439
Oh, I'm at St Drogo's quite a bit,

589
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,440
but I wouldn't say I'm religious,
or a parishioner.

590
00:25:05,441 --> 00:25:08,079
I'm more just woo, you know?

591
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,279
I take Nola there three times a week.

592
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,480
Obviously, I don't go on Thursdays...

593
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,400
OK, Steve, so no unusual boat activity?

594
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,600
Ah, right, well, start looking
up the coast.

595
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,079
Ah, no, Steve,
it does not have to be a sloop.

596
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:33,520
Just any boat that is big enough to
carry a massive crucifix and a body.

597
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,080
Do you girls know
who's doing all this serial killing?

598
00:25:38,081 --> 00:25:39,839
Could be anyone, hey?

599
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,079
I was saying this to Mikey last night,

600
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,280
you can never tell what's going on
behind closed doors, can you?

601
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:45,599
Like, are they watching Love Island,

602
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,560
or have they got a severed head
in the freezer?

603
00:25:47,561 --> 00:25:49,599
- Oh, like Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Exactly!

604
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,200
So who's this Nola you've been
taking up to church, then?

605
00:25:52,201 --> 00:25:55,000
Oh, she's the mum
of my best friend Mikey.

606
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,800
The Nugents were like
a second family to me.

607
00:25:57,801 --> 00:25:59,199
My house was a bit crappy

608
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,559
because Dad was the Senior Sergeant,

609
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,880
and that messes you up
more than meth, doesn't it?

610
00:26:02,881 --> 00:26:04,879
Anyway, Nola's 87 now,

611
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,920
and I take her to church
when Mikey can't.

612
00:26:07,921 --> 00:26:10,220
I don't think she takes much of it in.

613
00:26:10,221 --> 00:26:12,519
But she's always very happy to be there,

614
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,800
even after Jimmy got his thingy out
in front of her.

615
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,999
Jimmy did whatty?

616
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,199
He wanked in front of her, at church.

617
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,120
She was asleep at the time,
so I don't think she noticed.

618
00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:25,559
Mikey was furious when I told him.

619
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,959
- I bet he was!
- Yeah! No, he wanted to kill him.

620
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,360
But, to his credit, he channelled it
into some quiet journaling.

621
00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:37,760
Mikey's done a lot of work
on emotional regulation.

622
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,599
Who the fuck's Mikey?

623
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,679
- Mike Nuggets.
- It's Nugent.

624
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,019
That's right. His mum, Nola,
is St Drogo's number-one parishioner.

625
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:49,360
<i>And</i> Jimmy Cook fiddled with his diddle
in front of her.

626
00:26:49,361 --> 00:26:50,359
OK.

627
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,439
No, that's more than OK,
it's a fucking lead.

628
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,960
- What do we know about him?
- He's former Deadloch Police.

629
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,439
He... He's fucking what?

630
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,279
He left the force five years ago.

631
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,160
Oh, what's the Venn diagram of
fucking police and serial killers?

632
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,679
Surely it's a full fucking circle!

633
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,600
Ooh, the Golden State Killer
was a cop!

634
00:27:04,601 --> 00:27:06,919
Ha! Queensland's own, Collins.

635
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,359
And, ma'am, remember Mike called you

636
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,819
about Detective Redcliffe
getting intoxicated at the pub?

637
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,289
I think he's trying to insert himself
into the narrative.

638
00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:15,464
- Was he working Rod Dixon's crime scene?
- Yes, but...

639
00:27:15,465 --> 00:27:17,612
Was it him that said that
Dixon was eaten by a seal?

640
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:19,759
- I don't know, I...
- Well what else do we know?

641
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,880
We know that he was the last person
to see Jimmy alive.

642
00:27:21,881 --> 00:27:23,079
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

643
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,920
He also works at the football club.

644
00:27:25,921 --> 00:27:27,280
Doing what?

645
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,760
- He's the caretaker.
- Oh, Christ on a fucking corn thin!

646
00:27:31,761 --> 00:27:33,480
Next thing you'll be saying
he's a fucking bachelor

647
00:27:33,481 --> 00:27:34,839
who lives at home with his mum!

648
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,160
He<i> is</i> a bachelor that
lives at home with his mum.

649
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,659
When were you lot gonna fucking
tell me about this?

650
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,520
Come on, Collins.
This is a suspect with a motive.

651
00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:47,380
We cannot afford to luxuriate in this

652
00:27:47,381 --> 00:27:49,239
like it's a fucking Sunday morning wank!

653
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,160
I know that Mike
is looking incredibly viable,

654
00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:53,399
but our profile is for a woman.

655
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,760
Well, fuck our profile, OK?
Let's go get Nuggets.

656
00:27:56,761 --> 00:27:58,480
Unless you have another suspect.

657
00:27:58,481 --> 00:27:59,959
Do ya?

658
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,919
Hiya! I got a delivery for you.

659
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,640
Sorry, excuse me. Who are you?
Are you Forensics?

660
00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:08,720
Oh... [laughs]
No, darl, we're Airtaskers.

661
00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:09,839
- [mouths]
- Airbus?

662
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,279
- My son Nick. Say hi, Nick.
- Hi.

663
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,000
This big cross is for
a Detective Sergeant Dulcie Collins.

664
00:28:14,001 --> 00:28:15,079
Is that you?

665
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,600
- Ah, yes. But...
- Why did you order a cross?

666
00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:17,679
I didn't order that cross!

667
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,759
Jimboybikebike booked us
to deliver it to you.

668
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,979
Apparently he couldn't fit it
into his own place.

669
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,200
Jimboybikebike,
that's James's profile name, ma'am.

670
00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:25,959
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, fucking shitwank.

671
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,479
Put it down like that.
That's lovely. That's nice.

672
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,000
No, that's not it. That is not nice,
Nick. No thanks.

673
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:34,000
OK, come on, Collins.
Hastings wants a suspect.

674
00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:35,980
Let's go. Let's go get Nuggets, now!

675
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,750
Oh, chicken nuggets are so processed.

676
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,519
If you're hungry, I've got pistachios.

677
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,200
There was a whole stall on the side
on the road of the Settler Highway.

678
00:28:42,201 --> 00:28:43,920
Ah, no. No, thank you. No nuts.

679
00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:45,440
- No?
- Detective!

680
00:28:45,441 --> 00:28:46,839
Detective!

681
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,919
Jeez it's busy around here, isn't it?

682
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,320
Yes, because there's
a murder investigation going on.

683
00:28:51,321 --> 00:28:54,400
- Oh...
- So I'm just gonna move this.

684
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:55,959
[sniffs]

685
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,719
Do you guys smell that?

686
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,320
The wood smells like garlic,
but chemical.

687
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,879
[sniffs] No. Maybe you're pregnant.

688
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,719
You know,
when I was pregnant with Nick,

689
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,560
I could smell everything, like a bear.

690
00:29:07,561 --> 00:29:09,519
- No!
- No, I could.

691
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,960
OK, I've marked that job off
as completed. We're done.

692
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,639
OK, well, congrats on the baby, darl.

693
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,240
- And be careful of the rotten ones.
- The rotten ones?

694
00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:22,960
Pistachios.
The rotten ones contain arsenic.

695
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,719
Poisoning is
the purview of female killers.

696
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,680
I think it's really unwise to dump
our profile and pursue a man.

697
00:29:48,681 --> 00:29:52,040
Mate, men didn't use moisturiser
or know their kids' names

698
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,460
when that profile was written.

699
00:29:53,461 --> 00:29:54,880
You need to update your thinking.

700
00:29:54,881 --> 00:29:56,479
It's like Sven always says,

701
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,119
"Everyone deserves to be liberated
from the gender binary."

702
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,720
I don't think Sven was talking
specifically about serial killers

703
00:30:01,721 --> 00:30:03,040
at that point, Detective.

704
00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,240
[Hunter] Oi, lezzos!

705
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,999
Just fuck off, Tammy.
This is our ground.

706
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,240
Is it? Is it really your ground,
you First Fleet dog?

707
00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:12,399
No-one fucking wants to see you

708
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,160
getting your box out kicking
a fucking footy, Tammy. Give up!

709
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,200
- [grunts]
- [groans]

710
00:30:16,201 --> 00:30:17,479
[boy] Oh, shit!

711
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,099
You fucking hit me
with the fucking ball!

712
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,719
Yeah, mate,
it's called hitting a target.

713
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,979
Maybe if you could do that,
the recruiter would come see you too.

714
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:27,240
Mike is connected to all the men,
working in this shit dude factory.

715
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,159
Probably knows more about
the victims' sins than anyone.

716
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,239
[Tammy] ...dropped from that team
because he was fucking shit.

717
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,960
- [Hunter] He fucking tore his ACL, or some shit, bitch!
- What's going on over there?

718
00:30:33,961 --> 00:30:35,999
[all argue indistinctly]

719
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,400
Oh, yeah, I'm ready. I'm fucking ready.

720
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,080
Hey! Cut it out!

721
00:30:40,081 --> 00:30:41,740
Hey, Mike! Mike!

722
00:30:41,741 --> 00:30:43,399
Cut it out, you two!

723
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,799
You leave those girls alone, alright?

724
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,519
[Dulcie] Hey, Mike,
step away from the teenagers!

725
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,040
- Where are you gonna do?
- [Dulcie] Teenagers, you step away from each other

726
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:52,200
and you go somewhere and you...
you do some homework, please.

727
00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:54,000
It's winter holidays, Miss.

728
00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:55,559
Yes, it is, Miranda.

729
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,999
And regardless,
the library's open, so...

730
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,120
- Go have a wank, kids. Go!
- So teenagers, disperse!

731
00:31:00,121 --> 00:31:01,799
- Thank you.
- Fucking homo!

732
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,240
- You watch your mouth.
- [Tammy] Fuck you!

733
00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:04,479
[Dulcie] You mind your manners, son.

734
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,560
- [Hunter] Let's go, C-Dog.
- [Callum] Can you not call me that?

735
00:31:06,561 --> 00:31:08,120
[boy] Don't worry about her.

736
00:31:08,121 --> 00:31:09,199
Well that was a bonus

737
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,599
"unhinged meltdown by a psychopath"
freebie, hey.

738
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,320
John George Haigh dissolved
the bodies of his victims in acid baths.

739
00:31:16,321 --> 00:31:18,760
- Good God.
- Fucking hell, Adele.

740
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,319
Sven.

741
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,319
Sorry, you are stuck where?

742
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,799
I came in to wee an hour ago, at least.

743
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,320
Lucky I had Father Terrence's
screenplay with me.

744
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,799
It's borderline pornographic.

745
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,960
- [Eddie] Nuh, I'm gonna have to ram it.
- [Dulcie] Yep, yep. [sighs]

746
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,999
Oh!

747
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,719
You don't close<i> that</i> toilet door, mate.

748
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,920
If you were a regular
at The Doorbell, you'd know that.

749
00:31:40,921 --> 00:31:42,199
Yeah, I'm not a regular, Ted,

750
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,160
because every time I step in this place
I feel like I'm gonna get hate-crimed.

751
00:31:45,161 --> 00:31:48,359
That's<i> your</i> stuff, mate.
My brother Pete's gay.

752
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,840
- Oh, are you Pete Hopkin's brother?
- [ramming continues]

753
00:31:50,841 --> 00:31:53,800
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God! Send him my love.

754
00:31:53,801 --> 00:31:55,239
Yeah, nah, I will, eh.

755
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,479
OK, alright, thank you Ted.
Off you pop, thanks.

756
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,720
Unless, of course,
you want to help in any way.

757
00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:03,359
Yeah. Nah.

758
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,439
Great. Super-duper.

759
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,099
I'm gonna have to
get my legs involved.

760
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,759
- OK.
- As a battering ram. Hoist me up.

761
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,880
- What? What? What?
- On the count of three, run towards the door!

762
00:32:09,881 --> 00:32:11,520
- OK, right!
- Ready, stand back, Sven!

763
00:32:11,521 --> 00:32:13,399
Oh, God! You saved me!

764
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,760
- Oh, wow, that kicked back, that did.
- Did it?

765
00:32:15,761 --> 00:32:17,080
What'd I get, your mons pubis?

766
00:32:17,081 --> 00:32:18,519
- Ah...
- Your cooch?

767
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,479
- No, I'm OK. I'm alright.
- You alright? You need a massage?

768
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,080
There's a character in here called
Samantha, right? She runs the local inn.

769
00:32:23,081 --> 00:32:25,760
And like she keeps confessing to
all the naughty stuff she's done.

770
00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:27,920
And then she tries to fellate
the Father Inspector.

771
00:32:27,921 --> 00:32:29,759
Honestly, I just can't put it down.

772
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,839
Jesus Christ, Collins.
Get a load of this.

773
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,960
It's like Gavin and Trent Latham's
teenage diary in here.

774
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,920
"Nugent."

775
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,019
That's Nuggets.

776
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,479
"Sucks cock."

777
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,199
"Mike Nugent is a gay homo!!"

778
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,919
"Mike is a cock muncher."

779
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,999
Did you know he was one of yours?

780
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,920
What were you saying about repression?
Triggers rage, yeah?

781
00:32:52,921 --> 00:32:55,240
- "Mike Nugent is an arse-puncher."
- Well...

782
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:56,719
- OK well...
- "Mike is a fag."

783
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,199
- Yes, yes, I hear you.
- All slurs.

784
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,599
But toilet graffiti isn't exactly
expert testimony.

785
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,000
And, I mean, even if it's true,
to get very, very dark,

786
00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:07,240
the queer community don't murder,
we get murdered.

787
00:33:07,241 --> 00:33:10,300
Yeah, and who lets that happen?
The cops.

788
00:33:10,301 --> 00:33:13,359
- Sven, you're a cop.
- Yeah, I know.

789
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,800
Never make big life decisions when
you are going through a break up.

790
00:33:16,801 --> 00:33:17,999
Hot tip.

791
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,239
If we are considering Mike
as a suspect,

792
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,400
why didn't his DNA match the blood
from the Loch Nessie?

793
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,839
Didn't we test every man in town?

794
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,800
Yeah, well,
fucking dick-chin at forensics

795
00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:28,440
probably fucked it up, didn't he?

796
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:30,080
Oh, Mike didn't get DNA tested.

797
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,399
He had to take Nola to the hospital.

798
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,759
I was gonna follow it up with him,

799
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,880
but then you said that the suspect
was a lady, and so I... didn't.

800
00:33:38,881 --> 00:33:41,320
- Good, good, good, good. Great.
- Fuck.

801
00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,880
Sorry.

802
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,440
That's a good-looking boat.

803
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,920
- Oi, Collins, what are you looking at?
- Nothing, nothing.

804
00:33:54,921 --> 00:33:56,319
Ah, Hastings, yeah, it's Redcliffe.

805
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,199
Yeah, we've got
a red-hot suspect here, mate.

806
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,640
Yeah, we're gonna need a warrant
to search his property, stat.

807
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,280
[chuckles]

808
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,199
Yes! I got my period!

809
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,159
As I told the detectives,
I am at capacity, yeah?

810
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,320
And I certainly don't have time
to do additional tests for you.

811
00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:35,740
The wood smells like garlic.

812
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,159
It's probably just a souvlaki.

813
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,619
I don't think it's a souvlaki, James,

814
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,079
- I think it's arsine.
- Well, it is.

815
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Please, all I'm asking you to do
are a few quick chem tests

816
00:34:42,561 --> 00:34:43,919
so I can confirm this.

817
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,799
Please, they're really quick and simple.

818
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,799
Oh, yes, I'm aware that
they're simple, Abby.

819
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,640
Look, I know that you decided to
quit forensic science

820
00:34:50,641 --> 00:34:52,159
after what, one semester?

821
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,880
I quit so our relationship didn't
jeopardise your teaching position.

822
00:34:55,881 --> 00:34:56,999
Babe, come on.

823
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,840
That final exam was a hot mess. [laughs]

824
00:34:59,841 --> 00:35:01,919
I know it was because I marked it.

825
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,680
Point is, I know you don’t really get
what it is that I do here

826
00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:07,800
but, trust me, your little chem tests
are high school stuff.

827
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,279
High school stuff?

828
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,640
Oh hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't worry, I'm not insulted.

829
00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,640
This just isn't
your world babe, alright?

830
00:35:15,641 --> 00:35:17,039
Let's crack open the Riesling

831
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,120
and get this barefoot
date night started.

832
00:35:19,121 --> 00:35:20,599
Now, your charity spending.

833
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,219
You've got two sponsor kids.
Can we get rid of one?

834
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,840
I have to go back to work.
The detectives need me.

835
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,319
Fine. Wow, fine.

836
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,800
- I'll just fertilise our financial future alone, then!
- [door shuts]

837
00:35:33,801 --> 00:35:35,759
[Tammy] I can't believe
Tom's ditched us.

838
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,219
I made him an honorary member
of the Pademelons.

839
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,829
[Miranda] You said he could
hold your water bottle.

840
00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:43,440
Yeah, pretty fucking prestigious,
if you ask me.

841
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,879
What do you think?

842
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,559
- Oh, fuck!
- What?

843
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,800
Yeah, shit-brown's a good colour
on you, sis.

844
00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:53,879
Oh, fuck off.

845
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,200
Tammy, I just found
your sports drink graveyard

846
00:35:56,201 --> 00:35:58,640
behind Aunty Joy's
knitting basket, look.

847
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,639
[clears throat]

848
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,160
- Oh, wow.
- What do you think, Aunty?

849
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:05,959
It's very brown.

850
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,159
Look at how much this cost!

851
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,139
You could buy uniforms
for a whole footy team with that!

852
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:14,120
I should ask Margaret
to sponsor the Pademelons, eh!

853
00:36:14,121 --> 00:36:16,199
- [laugh]
- What? What are you laughing at?

854
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,440
Remember when we had that sit-down
with Margaret and her brother,

855
00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:20,039
asking to gain access to the island?

856
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,519
- What? What island?
- Island? What island?

857
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,080
- I don't know anything about an island.
- Do you know anything about an island?

858
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:25,319
Mm, smartarses.

859
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,960
Yeah, so, Aunty Joy and I
wanted to go collect ochre,

860
00:36:27,961 --> 00:36:29,359
and they were all like...

861
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,640
[mimics Margaret] "Yes darling.
Of course you can, darling.

862
00:36:31,641 --> 00:36:34,359
"It's a darling idea, darling."

863
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,159
And then a week later,
they pulled the pin.

864
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,119
Well, if you used that voice,
it's no wonder, Mum.

865
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,080
No, they pulled the pin
because that brother, William,

866
00:36:42,081 --> 00:36:43,860
got cold feet
and then took off overseas.

867
00:36:43,861 --> 00:36:45,510
But couldn't Margaret just grant access?

868
00:36:45,511 --> 00:36:47,160
She said her hands
were tied, apparently,

869
00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,440
without her brother's permission.

870
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,959
Point is,

871
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,280
if there's nothing in it for that
family, they won't help,

872
00:36:53,281 --> 00:36:55,360
- because they're a bunch of snakes.
- [both] Snakes.

873
00:36:55,361 --> 00:36:56,799
[Tammy] Yeah, but this is different.

874
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,600
Like, no offence, Mum,
but I'm heaps more charming than you.

875
00:36:59,601 --> 00:37:00,800
[stifles laugh]

876
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,919
[Eddie] Has Hastings
sent the warrant yet?

877
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,499
Can you... Why are you...
Can you not be so close?

878
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,080
- Just give me a bit of space, please!
- Fine, fine.

879
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,439
I feel sick about this.

880
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,399
Mike's a nice person.

881
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,879
I don't care if he's your bloody
best mate, mate, OK?

882
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,360
He strung Jimmy up on that cross
like a fucking salami.

883
00:37:26,361 --> 00:37:29,080
- [phone buzzes]
- Answer it. Is it Hastings?

884
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,799
Cath, love, you OK?

885
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,599
<i>No, I'm freaking out.</i>

886
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,800
There's eight plastic owls
staring at me from the balcony

887
00:37:34,801 --> 00:37:36,640
and I can't stop thinking about Jimmy.

888
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,760
I just saw him two days ago, when he
was masturbating in front of me...

889
00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:44,080
Oh, love, I'm really...
I'm sorry I'm not there with you.

890
00:37:44,081 --> 00:37:46,800
<i>OK, I'm going to go
see Skye and Nadiyah.</i>

891
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:48,599
I'm gonna eat 300 oysters.

892
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,599
<i>Do you want some? Ask Eddie.</i>

893
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,499
- No...
- Ah, no fucking way, Cath.

894
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,399
They are the cum of the sea, mate.

895
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,319
<i>Hey, Eddie, I bought you an owl.</i>

896
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,359
<i>Now sexy, I spoke to
Elaine and Rachel.</i>

897
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,040
Told them that the wheels are in motion
to make an offer on the hobby farm.

898
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,519
Ah, ah, no. Cath, can we...

899
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,760
- [phone dings]
- Shit! Hastings!

900
00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:05,079
Can we... OK, alright.

901
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,519
- Can we just...
- The warrant's in!

902
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,139
...put everything on pause
until I'm properly back on board?

903
00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:11,760
<i>Dulce, it's next to
Mount Mountain National Park.</i>

904
00:38:11,761 --> 00:38:13,199
<i>There's a glow-worm trail.</i>

905
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,000
OK, well, I... I mean, yes,
there are glow-worms there but I...

906
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:18,519
<i>I think we should act now.</i>

907
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,160
If there's one silver lining
about these murders,

908
00:38:20,161 --> 00:38:21,959
<i>it's the drop in property prices.</i>

909
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,360
OK, yep. Yep.
Cath, I do have to go. Can, um...

910
00:38:26,361 --> 00:38:27,839
Can I...

911
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,439
Yes, I will pass that along.

912
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,960
- Cath loves you.
- Yeah, got it. Let's go.

913
00:38:30,961 --> 00:38:32,039
Alright, bye. Bye.

914
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,800
- God, I can open my own door, Detective!
- I didn't expect you to talk so much.

915
00:38:34,801 --> 00:38:36,760
- I can answer a phone.
- Come on, guys, let's go.

916
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,160
- Please.
- [sighs]

917
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,599
[knocking]

918
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,200
[Eddie] Open up! We have
a warrant to search the premises.

919
00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:46,440
Right, we're coming in.

920
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,680
[♪ choir sings "White Rabbit"]

921
00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,200
♪ Call Alice ♪

922
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,320
♪ When she was just small ♪

923
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,699
♪ When the men on the chessboard ♪

924
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:06,479
♪ Get up and tell you where to go ♪

925
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,880
♪ And you've just had
some kind of mushroom ♪

926
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:15,400
♪ And your mind is moving low ♪

927
00:39:15,401 --> 00:39:19,159
♪ Go ask Alice ♪

928
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:24,599
♪ I think she'll know ♪

929
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,879
♪ When logic and proportion ♪

930
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,159
♪ Have fallen sloppy dead ♪

931
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,659
♪ And the White Knight
is talking backwards ♪

932
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:42,160
♪ And the Red Queen's
off with her head ♪

933
00:39:42,161 --> 00:39:45,519
♪ Remember ♪

934
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:50,840
♪ What the dormouse said...

935
00:39:50,841 --> 00:39:52,040
[Eddie] Collins.

936
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,360
Where were you, the night
your Under-16s footy coach Sam O'Dwyer

937
00:40:06,361 --> 00:40:08,039
was killed?

938
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,799
June 10th, 2017.

939
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,640
Ah... I don't know. I'm sorry.

940
00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:15,639
Why don't you know?

941
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,599
Because it was five years ago.

942
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,440
Do you know what
you were doing five years ago?

943
00:40:19,441 --> 00:40:21,199
Well, given it was a Saturday night,

944
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,760
I'm 90% sure I was getting railed
up against a Land Cruiser

945
00:40:23,761 --> 00:40:25,480
in the Humpty Doo pub carpark.

946
00:40:25,481 --> 00:40:27,200
But this is about you, mate.

947
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,879
Ah, OK.

948
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,600
If it was a Saturday,
I was probably working.

949
00:40:32,601 --> 00:40:33,959
Doing highway patrol.

950
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,439
I always worked Saturdays,

951
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,360
because Sergeant Buckley
was usually inebriated.

952
00:40:37,361 --> 00:40:38,900
Sven, can you verify that?

953
00:40:38,901 --> 00:40:40,439
Oh, yeah, that's true.

954
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,160
I'm still finding empty whisky bottles
hidden around the office.

955
00:40:43,161 --> 00:40:45,320
Th... The alibi, Sven.
Verify the alibi.

956
00:40:45,321 --> 00:40:47,880
Oh, OK, yep. Yep. I'll just...

957
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,680
How well did you know the victims,
Mr Nuggets?

958
00:40:52,681 --> 00:40:54,200
I grew up with them.

959
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,200
You know, I don't think I've
fully processed that they've all gone.

960
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,000
They were such super-ripper blokes.

961
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,160
Mike...

962
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,339
Are you making sandwiches, mate?

963
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:08,429
Because you are adding a lot of mayo

964
00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,520
to your relationships with those blokes.

965
00:41:10,521 --> 00:41:11,759
No, no, I'm not.

966
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,759
The way you reacted to
those teenage boys this morning...

967
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,960
Maybe they reminded you of
how Gavin and Trent used to bully you.

968
00:41:17,961 --> 00:41:19,199
They didn't bully me.

969
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,600
Well there's a wall of graffiti
in the Doorbell bog

970
00:41:21,601 --> 00:41:23,079
that suggests otherwise.

971
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,920
Mike, is there anything
that you need to tell us?

972
00:41:24,921 --> 00:41:26,199
No.

973
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,399
Mate, we've been to your house.

974
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,840
We know what you're hiding
in your cupboard.

975
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,160
OK.

976
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,919
This is who I am

977
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,099
and doing it makes me happy.

978
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,279
[Eddie] Yeah, I'm sure it does.

979
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,840
- I know people don't approve.
- Yeah, no, they don't get it, do they?

980
00:42:00,841 --> 00:42:02,260
But I'm not hurting anyone.

981
00:42:02,261 --> 00:42:03,679
Oh, well, I mean, you are.

982
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,160
I know what society thinks
about men that wear dresses,

983
00:42:06,161 --> 00:42:08,000
but it doesn't make me a murderer.

984
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,799
- What?
- Sorry?

985
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,119
My dresses, at my house?

986
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,920
That's why I'm here, isn't it? Because
you think I'm some sort of pervert?

987
00:42:15,921 --> 00:42:16,959
- [Dulcie] No!
- Oh, my God!

988
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,160
- Is that what this is about, Detectives?
- [Eddie] Ah, no, that's...

989
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:20,920
You are "Silence Of The Lambs"- ing Mike!

990
00:42:20,921 --> 00:42:22,519
- Dulcie!
- No! No, we are not!

991
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,879
[Sven] Gender non-conformity
does not equal deviancy.

992
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,960
- That film was a hate crime.
- Harry Styles wears dresses.

993
00:42:27,961 --> 00:42:29,319
- Harry Styles.
- OK.

994
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,879
Who the fuck is Harry Styles?

995
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,439
- Oh, my God.
- What the heck is going on?

996
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,200
- No, no, no...
- No, Michelle, you cannot be in here.

997
00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:35,279
They told me you were here.

998
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480
They think I'm the serial killer,
Mish! This is bullshit!

999
00:42:37,481 --> 00:42:39,399
- Is this because of his dresses?
- [both] No!

1000
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,320
Because anyone can wear dresses!
It doesn't make him a perve.

1001
00:42:43,321 --> 00:42:45,400
- Harry Styles wears dresses.
- That's what I said.

1002
00:42:45,401 --> 00:42:46,639
- There has been...
- Harry Styles.

1003
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,039
- Who the fuck is Harry Styles?
- I will tell you later.

1004
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,440
Those footy blokes caught him once,
in flipping 1998

1005
00:42:51,441 --> 00:42:52,679
wearing my formal dress,

1006
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,539
and since then,
they made Mike's life hell,

1007
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:56,400
because they thought he was gay,
and a girl.

1008
00:42:56,401 --> 00:42:58,280
- How tedious!
- I know, right?

1009
00:42:58,281 --> 00:43:00,159
- Who cares if he was?
- Who cares!

1010
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,160
And what kind of sad grump
doesn't want to wear sequins?

1011
00:43:02,161 --> 00:43:03,860
Actually, what happened to
that dress, Mish?

1012
00:43:03,861 --> 00:43:05,559
- My tits got too big for it.
- Oh, my goodness.

1013
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,560
My best friend has hid himself for years
because of those bullies.

1014
00:43:08,561 --> 00:43:11,599
Alright, he has lost
a lifetime of joy to it,

1015
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,280
and now he is not going to shrink
and be less magnificent than he is

1016
00:43:15,281 --> 00:43:16,720
because of your closed minds.

1017
00:43:16,721 --> 00:43:18,159
[Eddie] Listen, listen! OK.

1018
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,320
Look, I don't give a shit
if he wears dresses, alright?

1019
00:43:20,321 --> 00:43:22,480
As long as I don't have to
fucking wear them.

1020
00:43:22,481 --> 00:43:24,640
- [Michelle] Good.
- I don't want to see that.

1021
00:43:24,641 --> 00:43:26,119
- Good.
- Good.

1022
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,439
- Good. Great.
- Good.

1023
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,800
'Cause the first time I saw
Mikey in a dress, he was so beautiful.

1024
00:43:31,801 --> 00:43:34,860
He still is. He's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.

1025
00:43:34,861 --> 00:43:37,920
Same, Mish. You're the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.

1026
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,119
Same!

1027
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,800
I love you, Mikey.
I have since we were kids.

1028
00:43:43,801 --> 00:43:45,479
I just thought you saw me like a sister.

1029
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,560
- Same, except a brother.
- OK, what's happening? This is...

1030
00:43:47,561 --> 00:43:51,080
Mish, I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1031
00:43:51,081 --> 00:43:53,960
- Yeah, OK. Same!
- Same.

1032
00:43:53,961 --> 00:43:56,839
- No, no.
- OK. Alright.

1033
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,759
This is... No, that doesn't...

1034
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,419
- OK. Hello!
- No, this is not...

1035
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,489
- Oi! Hello! Stop!
- Mike! Mike!

1036
00:44:02,490 --> 00:44:04,724
- Mike! Hey!
- Mike! Mike! Stop!

1037
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,959
This does not change the fact

1038
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,800
that you had a controlled substance
sitting next to your toothpaste.

1039
00:44:10,801 --> 00:44:13,140
- Yes, pentofarti...
- Pentobarbital.

1040
00:44:13,141 --> 00:44:15,480
- ...b... bar... barbital.
- Barbital.

1041
00:44:15,481 --> 00:44:17,439
That's Mum assisted dying kit, OK?

1042
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,200
She bought that, like, 10 years ago
off the internet

1043
00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:21,119
when she was first diagnosed.
It's nothing.

1044
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,560
- Come on, mate.
- No! [stammers] It is, it's true.

1045
00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:26,440
Check the expiry date.
It's never been used.

1046
00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:27,920
Mum's still alive, isn't she?

1047
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,239
Wait, isn't she?

1048
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,600
Yeah, she's with Claire. She's fine.

1049
00:44:31,601 --> 00:44:33,279
[relieved laughter]

1050
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,400
- Oh, my God, Mish.
- Oh, Mikey!

1051
00:44:36,401 --> 00:44:38,680
[kissing]

1052
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,160
You're 24.
You're not gonna get detention.

1053
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,439
OK, thank you, Sharelle.

1054
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,720
- I really appreciate you helping me.
- Fuck me dead.

1055
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,680
I'm helping the nerd, not the cop.

1056
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:57,360
[Sven] Ah, Mike's alibi for the night
that Sam died checks out, FYI.

1057
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,120
Here's a list of everyone
he pulled over.

1058
00:44:59,121 --> 00:45:01,079
37 DUI's, 12 speeding fines,

1059
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,440
and one person driving with
a dead wallaby stuck to the windshield.

1060
00:45:04,441 --> 00:45:05,479
Random.

1061
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,120
Total of 51 people
who can verify Mike's whereabouts.

1062
00:45:08,121 --> 00:45:11,840
- Mike is not our killer.
- Fuck! Fuck!

1063
00:45:11,841 --> 00:45:13,439
Fuck.

1064
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,040
How long have we got
to get another suspect for Hastings?

1065
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:18,360
- Oh, about two hours.
- Fuck!

1066
00:45:18,361 --> 00:45:19,959
Oh, and Steve called.

1067
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,279
He said he couldn't find
Sam O'Dwyer's sloop.

1068
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,680
- I told him it didn't need to be a...
- Of course he couldn't find the sloop.

1069
00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:26,600
It's in fucking bits in
the fucking Forensic lock-up.

1070
00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:27,740
- Fuck.
- [phone buzzes]

1071
00:45:27,741 --> 00:45:28,880
Just passing on a message.

1072
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,959
Ah, Sven, what is all this stuff
on my desk?

1073
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,240
Oh, that was just
sitting at the info booth

1074
00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:37,120
when I got back from my loo odyssey.

1075
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,519
Hi, Cath.

1076
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,320
[shakily]<i> Sexy, you have to help me.
Come quick!</i>

1077
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,320
- You still getting married?
- Yes.

1078
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,959
I've choosed my choices, Sharelle,

1079
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,320
and now I'm going through
with the choices I've choosed.

1080
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:00,679
Cool.

1081
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,040
Smart move, sis.

1082
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,519
OK, you literally had a child
with Gavin Latham,

1083
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,400
who once got stuck in a rabbit hutch
during a break-and-enter.

1084
00:46:09,401 --> 00:46:11,160
Fuck up, cop.
Go build your bomb.

1085
00:46:11,161 --> 00:46:12,840
Go vacuum a rec room.

1086
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,919
[groaning]

1087
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,320
Just drive a little bit more carefully.

1088
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,680
- Put your belt on, Cath.
- No.

1089
00:46:38,681 --> 00:46:40,660
Cath, put your belt on.

1090
00:46:40,661 --> 00:46:42,640
Stop yelling at me!

1091
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,640
This serial killer stuff is
happening to me too, Dulcie.

1092
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,039
Skye just fed me so many oysters.

1093
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,480
- Yeah, yeah, I can smell that.
- They're banked up in me like cars.

1094
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,840
- Ugh...
- No. No, no, no!

1095
00:46:56,841 --> 00:46:58,399
Not in here, Cath.

1096
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,760
Just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1097
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,519
[groans]

1098
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,279
[retches]

1099
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,199
Ugh... [tearfully] Sorry, sexy!

1100
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,280
Two hours until Hastings replaces us

1101
00:47:12,281 --> 00:47:13,959
with a couple of dick swingers,

1102
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,600
and she's out picking up
some fucking hours

1103
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,380
as Deadloch's only Uber driver.

1104
00:47:18,381 --> 00:47:20,230
Sveg, why is this still out?

1105
00:47:20,231 --> 00:47:22,080
We're giving it back to Vanessa.

1106
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,419
Where's Nugget's list?

1107
00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:31,319
- What list?
- The, um...

1108
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,520
The traffic cop list.
Nugget... Nugget's list.

1109
00:47:33,521 --> 00:47:35,120
You threw it on the ground.

1110
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,959
Sveg, where did Nuggets go?

1111
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,400
Ah, he and Michelle went out
for celebratory surf 'n' turf.

1112
00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:49,639
Shit!

1113
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,120
Inspector Father plays the saxophone!

1114
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,800
That's a shame.

1115
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,919
Detective!

1116
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,960
Oh, fuck. Not now, Ray Pies.
I'm working.

1117
00:47:58,961 --> 00:48:00,319
We can fuck later, OK? Later.

1118
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,640
Although, obviously, that shit
you're suggesting there, that's off.

1119
00:48:02,641 --> 00:48:04,039
Oh, no, I'm not... Wait!

1120
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,560
Eddie, Detective, this is Lou,
my donkey. I'm just walking her.

1121
00:48:07,561 --> 00:48:09,159
She's 32. She's really old.

1122
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,739
For a donkey, not for a human...

1123
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:12,319
Look, stop talking, OK? I'm busy.

1124
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,119
I'll be around later on,
if you're around.

1125
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,240
Just leave your fucking
horse-themed pet at home.

1126
00:48:17,241 --> 00:48:19,000
OK, cool. Is that like a date?

1127
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,040
What?

1128
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,400
A date?

1129
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,560
I don't have a date box, OK?

1130
00:48:26,561 --> 00:48:27,999
I have a fuck box.

1131
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,200
And, currently, for a limited time only,
you're in it, so...

1132
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:33,079
I don't want to be in your fuck box.

1133
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,259
Well, no, I do, but I also want to be
in your other box

1134
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:41,440
that includes dates, chats, things,
if that suits you.

1135
00:48:41,441 --> 00:48:42,719
I'm going.

1136
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,479
Dates with chats? Fucking rotten shit!

1137
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,779
- OK, Lou, let's go.
- Where's the fucking Doorbell?

1138
00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:52,529
You know that thing
that you did the other night?

1139
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,280
The finger thing.
We have to do the finger thing...

1140
00:48:55,281 --> 00:48:56,959
OK, alright.

1141
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,600
Oh, Jesus! What is that? Is that...

1142
00:48:59,601 --> 00:49:01,279
Surprise!

1143
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,719
Meet our new baby.

1144
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,919
Elaine and Rachel gave her to us.

1145
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,039
No, Cath, no,
we didn't agree to a new dog.

1146
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,559
She has anxiety
and overactive anal glands.

1147
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,080
Oh, well, that's...
that's a bonus, isn't it?

1148
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,599
Oh, isn't she adorable?

1149
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,039
Cath, go to bed.
I have to get back to work.

1150
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,560
Stop being so mean to me.
I have had a terrible day.

1151
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,800
You were rude to me in the car.

1152
00:49:25,801 --> 00:49:28,239
Fern ate her waistcoat.

1153
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,600
And there's a killer on the loose.

1154
00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:32,759
Hello?

1155
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,440
Skye was in a mood tonight.
She and Nadiyah are fighting.

1156
00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:38,679
They're sleeping in separate rooms,

1157
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:43,720
and Skye went and spent
all of their IVF money, $12,000,

1158
00:49:43,721 --> 00:49:46,239
on something that she won't even say.

1159
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:50,200
She didn't even mention Nadiyah
in that tribune article.

1160
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,080
They're gonna break up.

1161
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,040
Come and cuddle me, sexy, I'm sad!

1162
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,560
I'm scared!

1163
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,320
Hey, hey, where's your Mr Nuggets?

1164
00:50:15,321 --> 00:50:16,440
- Loo.
- OK.

1165
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,520
Nuggets?

1166
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,560
Nuggets! Fuck.

1167
00:50:23,561 --> 00:50:24,719
Shit!

1168
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,519
Who is this,
who you gave a ticket to?

1169
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,319
- Uh, what?
- Number 27 on the list.

1170
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,160
The initials. What do they stand for?
Who is it?

1171
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:33,240
Uh... [mumbles]

1172
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,440
Oh, fuck my arse!

1173
00:50:37,441 --> 00:50:39,039
Ah, fuck!

1174
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,280
I know who it is.

1175
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,520
Dulce. Dulce, you have to read this.
It's a masterpiece.

1176
00:50:44,521 --> 00:50:46,100
Sven, who dropped this off?

1177
00:50:46,101 --> 00:50:47,679
[Sven] The bag of chains?

1178
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,440
I told you, it just appeared
when I was imprisoned in the toilet.

1179
00:50:50,441 --> 00:50:53,840
Uh, did they leave a note,
or any details at all?

1180
00:50:53,841 --> 00:50:57,039
No, they didn't. Ooh, look out.

1181
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,240
Samantha O'Fryer's
having another affair.

1182
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,080
Fucking bullshit!
Fucking arse-fucking fuck!

1183
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,960
I knew it!
I knew it wasn't a souvlaki.

1184
00:51:14,961 --> 00:51:17,680
Oh, no. Sharelle!

1185
00:51:17,681 --> 00:51:18,760
[thud]

1186
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,880
- You ready?
- Do you have my money?

1187
00:51:27,881 --> 00:51:28,880
Of course.

1188
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,680
Then you friggin bet I am, Megan.

1189
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,559
OK, in this scene she tells the priest

1190
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,280
that she was sprung by her husband
and her teenage son, right?

1191
00:51:40,281 --> 00:51:41,839
The sixteen-year-old, Sly,

1192
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,039
walked in on Samantha
banging some random dude.

1193
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,240
Their names are
Samantha, Rick and Sly O'Fryer?

1194
00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:49,759
Yep.

1195
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,160
[Sven] Samantha O'Fryer...

1196
00:51:53,161 --> 00:51:54,700
Sam O'Dwyer.

1197
00:51:54,701 --> 00:51:56,239
Oh, my God.

1198
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,479
She knew about the infidelities.

1199
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,520
The women of the town
hate the men, don't they?

1200
00:52:01,521 --> 00:52:03,680
And she hates them the most.

1201
00:52:03,681 --> 00:52:05,079
She always has.

1202
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,319
She hated Trent, she hated Gavin

1203
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:12,080
she hated Rod,
and she hated Sam the most of all.

1204
00:52:12,081 --> 00:52:14,279
She's a man-hater.

1205
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,520
Sorry, babe, who hated all these men?

1206
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,439
You clocked that graffiti
on the Doorbell bog, didn't you?

1207
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,800
Those fuckholes weren't just
bullying Mike, were they?

1208
00:52:25,801 --> 00:52:27,600
How long have you been sitting on this?

1209
00:52:27,601 --> 00:52:28,839
I... I...

1210
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,839
Look, I didn't think that I was right,
and you were onto Mike, so...

1211
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,960
Oh, oh, you didn't<i> think</i> you were right
or you didn't<i> want</i> to be right?

1212
00:52:34,961 --> 00:52:36,960
You said yourself,
sometimes doing the hard thing

1213
00:52:36,961 --> 00:52:38,920
means upsetting
the people you care about.

1214
00:52:38,921 --> 00:52:41,720
Yes, but not everything adds up, so...

1215
00:52:41,721 --> 00:52:44,000
Number 27 on the list.

1216
00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:46,279
The night Sam died.

1217
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,480
Mike gave her a speeding ticket.

1218
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,599
[sighs]

1219
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,840
Skye friggin O'Dwyer.

1220
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,280
[Eddie] She was in Deadloch
the night her Dad was murdered.

1221
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,120
She lied.

1222
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,279
Bum.

1223
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,480
Yeah.

1224
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,560
Big bum.

1225
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,960
[♪ choir sings "White Rabbit"]

1226
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,279
♪ And if you go chasing rabbits ♪

1227
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,240
♪ And you know you're going to fall ♪♪

1228
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,200
♪ ♪