[tense trap music]
- You remember when Myami
was searching for a room
and you were like, which room do you want?
Tylynn felt like you said that a little aggressively to Myami.
- To Myami? - Yeah.
Sometimes, like, you can come off a little diva-ish.
It's kind of exhausting.
- That's not how I get down.
Like, I'm about to address that shit right now,
because, like, obviously they couldn't.
- Everybody's just, like, didn't agree.
- Hi!
- Hey. - Nah, you bitches are weird.
I'll be real, like, that is mm-mm.
- What? - What?
- Myami, do you feel like I was mean to you
when I asked you about the room situation?
- I was irritated a little bit by--by the situation,
but I'm like, this is the first night.
Like, it's not that deep; let's move forward.
- Like, I'm sorry, like, if it did come off like that,
but it's just like, if you have a problem,
you think I'm being dramatic,
like, just tell me then and there,
like, y'all are my best friends.
No one has said anything to me,
and I'm just, like, oblivious to the fact
and I just-- [sniffles]
- I'ma be honest with you. - My feelings are really hurt.
- I feel like we were trying to avoid this right now.
- Yeah. - This is exactly what
we're talking about. - Okay, but, how would you feel
if you just, like, everyone was talking about you?
- Okay, but we can all be realistic.
Sometimes our friends do things that we don't like,
and we talk to someone else and talk about it
and just try to understand, like, am I being crazy?
Am I acting--am I tripping?
It's not going behind your back and like,
"Bri is so fucking annoying," like, da-da-da-da-da.
- But that's what it sounds like, though.
- No, that's what you're thinking it is,
but we're telling you since we were the ones
speaking the words that it wasn't that.
Myami, she's extending her house to us.
She deserved a room.
I think the way that you presented it to her
was just kind of like, "Myami, which room do you want?
Can you say--say it now, which one do you want?"
- We already have had previous issues with Myami.
It wasn't an attack on Bri.
- We were trying to be fragile about it,
and that's the only reason why
the conversation-- - I don't need fragileness.
It's just like, damn, y'all are my friends.
Like, if you think I'm being a bitch,
just tell me right then, like, "Girl, you're being a bitch."
[tense trap music]
- I just feel like there's no room for error, like, with me.
Like, I get mad at someone, and now we're having
a fucking "Red Table Talk" about the situation.
Like, I can get mad and have different--
difference of opinions and, like, talk to my friends
about how I'm feeling about stuff
and it not blow up in my fucking face.
I don't like seeing you crying and making me feel like
now I have to walk on eggshells
when I have a difference of opinion
about shit that happened.
Like, that makes me feel like
I can't fully be myself in our friendship.
Like, I can't--I can't tell you things
because you're gonna feel like I'm having secrets
and, like, I'm now this fucking crazy friend behind your back.
It's manipulative, low-key.
- What's manipulative? - It's making--
it's just like emotionally manipulative type--
- But I'm upset because you didn't say it to me.
There's just, like, nothing you can really say
to me that's gonna make me stop being your friends.
But just like--just tell me what's wrong, you know?
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- Legacy Table is tomorrow, and I don't have
time for this drama.
I need Bri to focus
so tomorrow, everything can go smoothly.
- We love you, Bri.
- Something goes left,
then we're going to see some real tears.
[Blxst's "Gang Slide"]
- ♪ It was a midnight gang slide ♪
♪ I had to pull up, get right ♪
♪ A stick and move on the Westside ♪
♪ 'Cause you know you give me the best high, ayy ♪
♪ It was a midnight gang slide ♪
♪ I had to pull up, get right ♪
♪ A stick and move on the Westside ♪
♪ 'Cause you know you give me the best high, ayy ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Money talks, bro ♪
♪ Niggas talk without it ♪
♪ That's why they face show shower ♪
♪ Ain't shit sweet as sugar free (Sugar free) ♪
♪ Still bustin' nigga head, it's the hood in me ♪
♪ From the ghetto by the beach, bullets in the breeze ♪
♪ I got million dollar dreams, I got nigga needs ♪
♪ Baby from around the waist, said she feeling me ♪
- What you been doing? - Uh, I mean,
shit, man, just working, bro.
Trying to make sure I'm not poor.
Life's still whooping my ass, but this is--
- [chuckles] Life got hands, don't it?
- At least it's almost a fair fight.
Almost a fair fight. - Almost.
[energetic trap music]
- I know you fucking lying.
[laughs] What?
I know that ain't Million Dollar.
- I know that ain't The Stallion.
- Yeah.
- Yo, boy! - Yeah!
Honda who? - Yeah.
- Honda where? - [laughs]
- What's up, my guys? - What's up, my boy?
This man got himself-- - Damn, son!
- Chevy thing!
- Yeah, something light. - New scrapers?
Okay, okay. - Something light.
- He got the McLaren on ICE.
- The McLaren on Turo during the week.
- What else? - [laughter]
- How I get some Lost Sound money?
- I put in work for that. - Sign me to the label.
- You gotta put in work, man. - Sign me to--I'll send you--
I'll send you a pack of beats right now.
Sign me to the label. - I'll go hit a nigga
over the head right now, okay? - [laughs]
- What you need? - Something light, bro.
- What you been up to?
- I've been hanging out with Rob lately.
You know, I'm actually, like, helping him out,
looking out for him with his comedy.
- Oh, damn. - So we actually
got a show set up
at the Ha Ha Comedy Club this weekend.
Y'all gonna be there, right? - Yeah, I got to.
- Bring some people if you can, get the word out.
- Let me ask you this.
Is Rob funny?
- We've, like, seen him-- you know,
we talk to him in conversation. - In conversation.
- We ain't ever seen him like, you know, do his own show.
- This weekend you're gonna see.
- Who all did you invite already?
Who you got coming? - For me,
y'all are the first two I'm inviting,
but Rob said he also invited Jaylenn already, and...
- Yay. - How do you--how do you
feel about that? - I don't know, bro.
I don't know. What's the point?
Rob inviting Jay to the comedy show
prior to talking to me,
it's kind of, you know, it's kind of annoying, honestly.
It's a work event, I'm not trying to have any beef
or no negative energy there.
And I kind of don't want
nothing to come in and ruin it.
- Them niggas--them niggas are wild cards
fo sho, though.
- I'm grown enough to be like,
all right, bro, like,
we not seeing eye to eye, but-- - Right, right.
- We're not about to bring no harm to each other.
- It doesn't--it does not benefit me
to have an issue with you to the point where
I need to worry about you being some place.
- We could make it uncomfortable, bro.
- Outside of this, niggas got enough bullshit
to deal it, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I got to go to work, you know what I'm saying?
- We got enough bullshit to deal with it.
If Jaylenn wants to, like, own up to what happened,
I will consider conversation with him.
- I'm with whatever decision you make.
- Man, it is what it is.
[tense trap music]
- ♪ Jumping with the boys, I'm about to be ready ♪
♪ To my nigga, we gonna get back yet ♪
♪ Go hard and get your bitch back ♪
♪ All my niggas on now ♪
♪ Yeah, you can mis-match it ♪
- Ay, man, cheers. - Cheers.
- To a good barbecue, man.
- You gotta have a cocktail
while you on the grill.
- Trying to get you right, man.
- [laughs]
It feels good to just have my brothers with me
just there to, like, create that vibe
and just a carefree space, man.
I love that shit. I cherish that shit.
- You gotta teach my boy.
He don't--he don't he really know what's going on.
- I might as well teach everybody.
Gotta add up everything above five.
Can't show everybody your dominoes either,
because they can block you.
Come on, man, y'all know what y'all doing?
Hey, hey, what's up, nephew? - Hey!
- Yeah! - What's up?
- This sounds like y'all know what y'all doing.
- How you doing, man? - How you doing?
- Trying to show these young cats how to play dominoes, man.
- Somewhere is two crocodiles missing a tail right now.
- God damn! - Oh!
- Whoo! - Ay, ay!
[laughter] - See ya later, alligator!
- Uncle Mo, bro.
He is hilarious, bro.
You know, the boots,
I respect the boots now, you know what I mean?
He for sure is a person that will liven up a party
and it's nothing like kicking it with the OGs
and the old-timers sometimes.
They got a lot of game to kick back to his youngest.
- Yeah, there we go. - All right, all right.
- There we go.
- They always making jokes about how I wear the boots,
you know what I mean?
This ain't no cowboy type thing.
- These right here,
these is the Godfather boots. - School 'em, school 'em.
- Hard bottom, Hornback gator boots.
- Ooh! - So--so you--so you saying
these are the Holy Grail? - Listen here,
so in our family, you know, some people have--
you done had the bar mitzvahs; you have your, you know--
- Quinceañeras. - Quinceañeras.
So for us, we get the boots when we become a man.
- Like for him, when he got married,
bought his house, whatever, that's when he earned his.
Well, so for me, when I got my MBA overseas,
that's when my grandpa and my grandma was like,
okay, you earned yours, you know what--
- I thought you said it was when you lost
your virginity or something. - All right, nah,
he had the boots on when he did.
- Hey! - Hey, hey!
- He was knocking the boots in the boots!
- Hey, hey! [laughter]
- Knocking the boots in the boots!
[laughter]
- Hey, hey, adulthood!
- I have one question.
So does the boots come with, like,
a revolver or a rifle, a ranger?
- It comes with a Jheri curl.
[laughter]
- You just missing the hat.
That boy just missing this!
- Loving the whole vibe that y'all got going now.
But where the girls at?
Y'all having a sausage party or what?
- Sometimes it's gotta be bros without the hoes,
know what I mean? - 'Ey!
- So they introduced me to their little squad.
They got some girls, you know what I mean?
- Okay. - So I met a couple of them.
Remember y'all invited me to Bri's event.
You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, I ain't know this. - So, she looks--
yeah, she looked ooh!
- Speaking of the BBB van, hold up.
You and P'Jae, dawg. Where are y'all at now?
Y'all still beefing? - I ain't gonna hold you.
- Honestly, I have a problem with P'Jae, bro, because
at the end of the day, bro, like,
I was minding my business.
But every time I peep P'Jae, bro, he be, like,
in bickering conversation with women.
And that shit is weird to me.
Like, bro, I don't do that.
You'll speak up when females is involved,
but you don't speak up when your friends got you fucked up.
- Initially, we went over there because
we saw Tylynn and Rob--
- Rob going at it, yeah. - Going at it.
- Bro, but I hear P'Jae come behind me.
Man, get her, like, get your girl.
Like, yeah, like, you feeling me?
Bro, don't tell me what to do. - It's like, man, hold on.
- Especially when I'm in the middle of doing it.
- That shit was some cornball shit, bro.
We all cut from a different cloth.
There's a huge difference between where we come from
and how they get down, bro.
They get down totally different.
- Where they from? - You feel what I'm saying?
When--I mean, I'm talking about Jerrold,
I'm talking about P'Jae, I'm talking about all of them, bro.
You feel what I'm-- - What are they doing?
- They're--bro. - They're--they're--they're--
- Bro, listen, listen. - They're from Lodeiro,
but they call themselves the Wood.
- Listen, you feel what I'm saying?
Being from Lodeiro but upper Lodeiro
at the same time. But when you talking to a nigga
that's really from Inglewood that really been in trenches,
that ain't have to pay a mortgage.
Niggas is paying rent, bro.
And naturally, the mindset, the grind,
all that is different. - Why say the Wood, then?
- Bro, that's what--that's what they--
the whole shit is, bro. - They watched the movie.
- Hold up, fellas. - Okay, okay.
- Let me--let me give--because me and Chuck,
we come from a different age, right?
- Right. - What you do is,
you pull this man to the side. - Right.
- And you holler at him by hisself.
Don't be that, don't do that-- - Yeah, I feel you.
I didn't like how I reacted, but sometimes,
you got to shake people, though.
- I agree with what you're saying
and I'm right there with you.
But all I'm saying is that
you need to evaluate what you about to do when you do it.
- Think before you react.
- Have y'all ever reacted, though?
- We think before we act. - We--we--yeah,
we've done it before.
And that's why we telling you not to do it.
- I didn't handle that the best.
I know what we did, but we ain't gonna stand there
like that's the men we are.
At the end of the day, bro, I just don't--
I don't fuck with P'Jae.
Right now, I'm still in a--
a confused state on how sorry I should be.
I don't want no problems with P'Jae,
but if he wants a problem, I'm like, hey,
we can have a problem.
- Hey, 15, bring that food over.
- 15, bring it here.
- Oh! - Yeah!
- Put that shit over there. - Bounce the dominoes.
- There it is. Oh, move the dominoes!
There it is. I was winning anyway!
- ♪ Say they takin' over the summer, yeah, okay ♪
♪ Must be September spring, summer like Shree ♪
♪ I promise you won't eat long as Lebra got a plate ♪
♪ I be on these hoes head like Tae ♪
♪ Sexy bitch like Rubi, ass on B-I-G, that's juicy ♪
♪ Tell him eat the coochie ♪
♪ Better not talk back, I'm on my Uzi ♪
♪ Take your time, slow it down ♪
I like my niggas to seduce me ♪
- Check the details.
Tylynn still has me fucked up,
but at the end of the day, this is my best friend,
and she really put a lot into this event.
So I'm coming as business Bri.
I'm not trying to talk about no bedroom shit no more
unless I'm talking about some bedroom shit with my boo, okay?
Petiri coming with me tonight is just gonna let me
put all this drama behind me.
I just really feel like he makes everything
so much better.
- ♪ Say they takin' over the summer, yeah, okay ♪
♪ Must be September spring, summer like Shree ♪
♪ I promise you won't eat long as Lebra got a plate ♪
♪ I be on these hoes head like Tae ♪
- This is amazing.
♪ ♪
- Okay, so obviously,
we have a lot that's going to happen
when people start arriving.
So I want to make sure that we're all aligned
on what needs to happen.
So I know Bri is still on the way.
Bri's on my team.
She's really the influencer management,
making sure that they know everything about House Party.
She's emotional; Petiri's coming.
And so I don't know if she can fully commit to this role.
- If there is a situation where it seems like
people want to talk about stuff
that we don't need to be talking about,
dead that shit. - Oh, hell no.
- Just dead it.
Let's just make sure that our energy is good,
so it's just, like, within the room too, so...
- Gotcha, tunnel vision.
- Yeah, there'll be no side conversations.
I'm not going for none of that.
Like, you either have a good time or go home.
- Yeah. - Honestly.
I am missing Rob's big show
to come here to do business,
and I'm not going to let
some friend drama ruin such a great event.
[dramatic music]
- I don't know why my stomach is just starting to hurt.
- Are you nervous? - That's how I was yesterday
and to this morning.
- It's just, like, high stakes, you know?
Like, this event means a lot to us, to Tylynn.
- It's a whole new level.
- CJ's coming, right?
That's my top priority. - We're good.
- Right.
Having Legacy Table in New York,
We connected with just way more influencers,
and Amanda got lucky enough to get us
connected with CJ Wallace,
who's an influencer, but he's also Biggie's son.
It's really important that we impress him tonight.
If CJ brings us on as his main experiential partner,
I mean, that would be huge.
- ♪ Goat talk my bag big ♪
♪ These jealous hoes can't stand me ♪
- Hello, ladies.
- Hey! - Ohh.
- You look so pretty!
- Wow! - Everybody looks fabulous.
- You look so good.
- ♪ Like an earthquake, hoes shook ♪
- Yes! - Ooh!
- Oh, not the custom! - Yes!
[indistinct chatter]
- You know how it go.
- ♪ Walked in yo ho took, she wanna come romance me ♪
- It's hard to be a fashionable, bad bitch.
It takes a lot; it's a challenging task,
but someone has to do it.
And I volunteer as tribute. It's me.
- Ooh! - Thank you.
- ♪ She wanna come romance me ♪
- Hello! - What's up, ladies?
- You're lying. - No, I'm not.
- How are you? - Hi.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- What's up, ladies?
- Good to see you. - Hello.
- Hey, sorry my outfit... - Fashionably on time.
- It literally just broke.
The doors of the elevator open,
and simultaneously, the fucking strap
on the back of this corset pops at the same time.
- Y'all look amazing, yo. - Thank you.
- Mind you, me and Tylynn are low-key beefed out.
Now I'm at her event,
and I'm supposed to be manning the door,
but I have to worry about my fucking outfit,
because, bitch, you want me manning the door
with my titties out? You don't want that.
[dramatic music]
- ♪ Who the fuck gonna shut shit down ♪
♪ Who the fuck gonna turn this down ♪
♪ Who the fuck you know rocking Chanel ♪
♪ Just to lounge around ♪
♪ ♪
♪ So ho don't play around ♪
- Hi. - How you doing?
You good?. A'ight.
- Hi! Welcome!
- Hello. Thank you so much...
- Hi, I'm Taylor, nice to meet you.
- We have some really special guests.
I'm excited to see how everyone mixes and mingles.
- ♪ Bitch, I'm Big Desi, ride that prezzie ♪
♪ If it's pressure, hold it tell me ♪
- What's up, what's up? - Oh, hi!
- Hey!
- Good to see you. - Mwah!
- Good to see you. - Hi!
- Hi, I'm Tylynn. - Willie.
- Nice to--oh!
Mwah, bring it in.
- Yeah, I ordered the two drinks, so...
- I got one. - Just want to make sure
you're good and comfortable.
- I'm cool. I'm a little tired.
Yesterday was a lot, but thank you for coming.
- Thanks for having me.
Get to share our Friday night with you,
which is good.
- The night of the House Party,
like, yeah, I was mingling,
so I invited both Joel and Kyle,
but I didn't really expect for both of them
to actually show up.
Let the most intentional man win.
- Now, also, we have a little bit
of a rapport with you guys as well, so...
- Yes.
- It's a little bit more familiar.
- Okay, everyone.
This is Legacy Table.
If y'all don't know,
I've been hosting Legacy Table locally in LA.
And so it was a really big jump to come to New York.
This Legacy Table was called Seas of Seneca.
And, you know, Seneca Village used to be Central Park.
It was a predominantly Black neighborhood that was thriving,
that was trying to make a way,
that was also making a community,
because they were pushed out of other areas
and they really came in and put a park.
And so tonight I'm honoring those
who made a life despite losing their homes.
You all are the seeds of that history, and, like,
that New York history is so strong and so rich.
So, I just really-- I'm just super grateful
that y'all are here and, like, let's keep the vibes up.
[cheers and applause]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
CJ, wait, wait, wait, CJ.
He's trying to scoot away and be all humble and shit
when it's no time to be humble.
If y'all know, this is CJ Wallace.
- How y'all doing?
- Biggie's--Biggie's seed
out here making a name for himself.
He has Frank White Co.
that's really trying to give opportunity
to Black and Brown individuals here in New York City,
while also he's, you know,
continuing his legacy, you know.
I really appreciate you coming here.
Yeah, if y'all could just give him a round of applause.
He deserves it. [cheers and applause]
Give him his flowers.
- The fact that we're here in New York
and we have this meeting with CJ Wallace
is a really big deal
not only for House Party but for me.
It's not about choosing Tylynn
or choosing House Party over Rob.
It's really more so about choosing me,
and I need to be
trying to secure my future
in the same way that Robert and Tylynn are doing.
[energetic electronic music]
[indistinct chatter]
- I like this. I like this.
- Yeah, the space. - Oh, it's cute,
and it overlooks the city and stuff.
- Just feel like something small.
- Something small.
- This is exactly what we need to be doing.
Just being around, you know, dope people
that's all-aspiring. - Yeah.
There's a lot of, like, young Black professionals.
- Right. - Or, you know,
allies in the building. - Right, exactly.
- With the things that we're able to do
with the people that we have connections to,
we'd love to plan your events nationwide.
- We represent so much of the culture
that his dad and his mom and all of us
have been fighting for and trying to get recognition for.
- And building.
- And for us, the core has always been,
how do we celebrate Black creativity?
- We take note of-- those are, like, soundbites
that, like, really stick with us.
And so, when we come to you with our activation deck
that has all the strategy, like,
it's going to tell a story before we show you
what needs to be brought to life at the event.
- So I'm gonna be watching y'all; we'll see how that goes.
- Keep watching. - We'll talk; we'll talk,
see what's going on, but, you know, it's a palm and press.
- Keeping talking. Look-- - I mean, you're dripping in--
you're dripping in pearls, so I'm not mad at that.
- My outfit.
[giggles]
- Malfunction. - Outfit malfunction.
- I'm like, okay, bitch, put on my sweater or something.
I mean, my little garment.
[toilet flushes] Damn.
- Take that out.
- Rebecca saved the day again;
we're trying to figure this out.
Can I have a second? - Fives secs.
- You know where Briana is?
- Yes, they're just fixing her outfit.
- Well, I'm just going to do her job until she returns.
Just let me know when you see her.
- Okay.
[car horns honking]
- ♪ They be like damn why go so hard? ♪
♪ On my own, I don't need no squad ♪
♪ Chase so bright, I don't see no stars ♪
♪ My own way of like bon voyage ♪
♪ Shawty on me ♪
♪ Shawty on me like oh my God ♪
♪ Already got work, I don't need no job ♪
♪ My own way of like bon voyage ♪
♪ Let it rip ♪
♪ I can care less who you steppin' with ♪
♪ It really ain't something ♪
- Man, my mind is on having a good time
and getting some laughs in.
I know that Wood is here,
but if something goes down,
I'm with the squad.
- ♪ [indistinct] when I'm off the medicine ♪
♪ Watch how I move ♪
♪ They be like damn why you go so hard? ♪
♪ On my own, I don't need no squad ♪
- Okay, packed house.
All right, great
- Oh, man, where my seat at?
- Hey, brother.
Pardon me, Your Highness.
- It's a good turnout, bruh.
I mean, Rob Lee better perform.
- I need to find him; I got to give him a little pep talk.
- But nah, he ready, man.
[light funky music]
♪ ♪
- Everybody put your phones on vibrate.
- Why so late, brother? - Hey, I see you.
[indistinct chatter]
- Look at A.Q., bro.
- Hey! - Ah!
- Are you shitting me here? - Is this real cowskin?
[laughter]
- Wrong.
[laughter]
You hear me. - At the end of the day,
it's like, all right, what am I supposed to do?
He already here. I'm supposed to get up
and be like, "Hey, get out, bro."
- Yeah. - Nah, like...
I don't have an issue with Jay being here
as long as he's here to support Rob.
But I do wish he would have come to me to address our issue
before showing up to an event, you know, that I'm throwing.
- Hey, you know he in here, right?
- Yeah, he in here.
- Hey.
- So what's up? - [laughs]
- You didn't speak to him yet? - Nah.
- You need to say to him--we're not going to say nothing.
But I'm telling you, as a man,
you need to go over there and say something to him.
- Yeah, no, no, I will, I will.
I'm on the same page as that, I'm on the same page as that.
I'm on the same page as that; this is a great opportunity.
- I'ma go check on Rob real quick.
♪ ♪
- What's up? - You ready to roll?
First show, bro, you nervous?
- A little butterflies.
Like, I feel like my hand's sweating.
- You nervous. - A little.
That's normal, though. - Just a little tiny bit.
I ain't going to lie, I wish Amanda was here.
I wish my road dog was, you know, holding me down, but...
- That's not going to distract you, though, right?
- Nah, I ain't gonna bitch and moan about it, bro.
- Nah, you got some jokes off--for it or what?
- Possibly, possibly. - Maybe, okay.
Man, if I was in Rob's shoes and, you know,
my girl didn't come to my first big show,
hell yeah, I'll be upset.
- I appreciate it, dawg. - Ah, you know, my guy.
- Appreciate it, man. - Just make sure you go on
that stage and you kill it.
- Nigga said, "Make sure you're funny, though.
- Man, I'm just hoping that, you know,
Rob could clear his mind and get in the right headspace,
because it's not just his name on the line.
It's mine too.
- Let's do it, man. - Let's get it.
- Let's do it. - Let's get it.
- Mic check, one, two. What's up, everybody?
Yo, let's go.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome!
Welcome to Ha Ha Comedy Club.
I'm your host; my name is Sean Porter.
I'll be with you all night.
I'm like hybrid weed,
Black but Asian-dominant, you know what I mean?
Incog-negro, like, that's how undercover Black I am, okay?
[laughter]
You guys ready for a great show?
[cheers and applause]
We gonna get this shit started.
[tense music]
- This is the day that I've been waiting for.
I've done little shows,
little three, five minutes there,
five people in the audience.
But this is a real big show.
- I'm walking down Skid Row,
my first time living out here.
I seen a nigga with a three-story tent.
I'm like, God damn!
[laughter]
- You know, like, when you turn a guy down
and they call you bitches and hos-type shit.
I hate that, so I just put on my male voice, like,
"Nah, fam, it's good."
[laughter]
- I wanted to do this; I said I wanted to do it.
Right now, I'm like in between nervous, anxious.
I'm just ready to go,
I'm ready to get up there and do my thing.
- You guys ready for your next comic?
[cheers and applause] - All right.
Guy is a ninth-grade teacher, all right?
He's getting back into comedy.
This is his big night tonight.
Show some love for Rob Lee.
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
- Yes!
You know why we're here.
We understood the assignment.
I love beautiful women,
the grace that beautiful women have, all of that.
Like, let me tell you something, fellas.
Fellas, you ever got some pussy so good,
you want to go home and tell your girl about it?
Just, you know, like, you just--
Because you know she going to ask you how your day was,
so let me just get right to it.
I love my girl; anybody here got a girlfriend?
Clap it up. [scattered applause]
Okay, yeah, yeah.
You know, with girls, it's stressful.
It's another level of stress.
You got to care about shit
you never had to care about before.
Fellas, your girl ever came home,
told you a story, and you listen to the shit like,
"My baby might be wrong on this one.
My baby might be absolutely wrong."
My girl came home, "Bae, they had me fucked up at work."
I'm like, "What's going on?"
She's like, "So I've been coming to work late
"every day, right?
"And when I get there, they're not giving me
"the energy that I need.
I'm not liking the vibes."
I say, "What?"
"Well, they got to figure out how to talk to people
"when they come to work late,
because that's not how you do it."
- Period. - For sure, sure.
- Rob's killing it, you know what I mean?
He's rolling, he's flowing.
I feel like he's taking his craft to another level.
- I got one Black student. - Oh.
- One Black student, six peers, one Black student.
He said, "Oh."
He must have been a one Black student.
All right, I got one Black student.
He'd be telling me about all the shit happening in school.
He got a homeboy he sit by every day.
Little white boy don't do no work.
He drive every day, come to class super high,
smelling super loud.
One day, I was livid, I said,
"I can't take this no more.
Come over here; let's have a conversation."
So I'm talking to the white boy.
I'm like, "Nah, come on, man, you know, it's me.
"Like, you know, it's Mr. Lee.
So where you be copping your shit from, man?"
[laughter]
'Cause his shit loud; your shit loud.
I got to figure out, your shit is fucking loud.
I got to figure the shit out.
I'm in the hallway,
everything's supposed to be good.
It's Monday morning.
One of the boys in the hallway say,
"Mr. Lee, my nigga!"
I flipped. "Yo, what's up, man?
Come on, man, I shouldn't hear you saying that."
That was the teacher me. The nigga me is like,
"Yo, this ain't even my nigga."
[laughter] I'm Rob Lee. I'm out of here.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for your host Sean one more time.
- Good job, bruh. [cheers and applause]
- ♪ Yo, you got the drip ♪
♪ I'm the whole lake, bitch, Look at my skin ♪
♪ Look at my hairline, look at that shit ♪
♪ Never mind that, though, probably going deaf ♪
- When I invited both of you, I didn't even know
either of you would come, so I'm happy y'all came.
- Word. - Do y'all I see Becky--
Miss Becky out there talking to her menses?
- So I'm not gonna lie.
When the niggas were at the house, right?
Literally, I told Becca, I'm like,
"Whoever you don't want, I do want."
Becky, two guys, one party?
I would do the same thing.
Keep them close to you, 'cause I might just explore that.
'Cause I can.
- I'm really stepping into who I am, and, like,
I feel, like, undefeatable.
Like... [indistinct].
I really feel like that, so... - Okay.
- One with the dimples is my type.
Joel, he has dimples, he's tall.
- Well, what if she chooses him, though?
- I don't do what ifs. Let me know.
- I want to grow, and I want to become that woman
that I see myself as, and I'm, like, almost there.
But, you know, growth hurts.
- Walking into just a different season in my life.
I mean, a lot of it since I was young
has just been around, like, football and sports.
And now we're going to be moving into
maybe families and children. - Yup.
- I really can't figure out if I'm turned on by this
or if I'm just like, okay, too much, too fast.
What's your dating life like?
- I've been, like, really focused on myself.
Like, just building, working.
And I think that's important
to just be in the present moment,
you know, just working on you.
To be the best version of yourself.
- Yeah.
- I have a question, though. - What?
- It felt like a little bit
that you got me and my mans over here,
like, an interview, like. - Pulled us both
at the same time. - Like, who gonna get the job?
- Y'all were--y'all were asking me questions as well.
So dimples is normally the type of guy that I would go for.
Obviously handsome, cool, player as fuck.
But Kyle just seems like way more
of an intentional man,
and I think it might be time to switch it up.
- I honestly think she picks who's bad for her.
We've seen that before.
- But, you know, if this is all about--
I call it growth.
I'm team Kyle, I am.
- You know I'm team dimples.
- House Party Creative tap in.
[light music]
♪ ♪
- This is really pretty, though, but...
- I know; it's a little windy.
- Aww, it's so pretty, though.
- I know. This is lit.
This is my city, baby.
- Whew.
- What happened?
I was looking for you. Like...
- No, my outfit literally popped.
- It just popped?
- Yeah, so I tried to, like, make it tight,
because obviously it's metal. - Uh-huh.
- And, like, the tie popped off.
So I had to go to the bathroom, I had to find tape.
I literally duct taped it to my body.
Looks kind of cute even without that, huh?
- Listen, you fire, you fire.
- Thank you. - You all right now, though?
Like... - Yeah.
I just felt bad because, like,
I'm supposed to be watching the list.
- I hear you, you've got a job to do.
But it's, like, your last night here,
so I kind of wanted to take advantage of that as well.
- Yeah, me too. - Yeah.
- So let's have fun.
- We're gonna definitely have fun.
I was looking for you. - I check for me--
No, you wasn't. - I swear to God.
How was I supposed to find you? - I don't know.
- You all right? It's a little windy.
Come here.
- [giggles] - Breathe.
[both chuckling]
- Petiri is always so calming and affirming and reassuring.
And he just genuinely makes me feel safe and seen.
And so maybe we could make this work.
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Congratulations. - How are you?
- Thank you. - Thank you; thank you.
Cheers. - Cheers.
- To a great night; I'm glad you all
are enjoying y'all selves. - Thank you for having us.
- Getting a little drinky-drink.
- It's beautiful. - Good.
- With wine and with parties and events
and just all of the business, shit going to be hard.
We still gonna enjoy it. - Exactly.
- And that's not always easy to find.
And, you know, for us too it's really important
to have people who can think creatively how
we can bring in who's the--
who's the fly person on music,
who's the culture, what's the designer?
Like, how do we try to fold in all of the things
that make our culture and our people amazing...
- Yeah. - And celebrate that?
It's really important to us.
- I think being Black women, like,
you're not going to find nobody else
to execute at that level.
- Tell us your honest opinion.
I really want to know your opinion.
- I mean, it's good to see what you guys can do.
You know, we New Yorkers ain't--
we have lots of bullshit,
so it's good to be like, okay, you know?
And we got some, you know, his dad's birthday is coming up.
That's a--that's some big shit.
- We're impressed. - For us--
- Just know that. We're impressed.
- Yeah, real impressed. - That makes us happy.
- Awesome. - Oh, what's up?
- Get it a little celebratory. - Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Cheers to close-knit family shit.
- Close-knit family shit. - Yes.
Mmm! - Damn.
- Yeah. [laughs]
Well, I think that we should continue the conversation.
Cheers to new beginnings! - Cheers.
- Let's keep talking.
I gotta re-up again, I'm like...
[laughter]
Tonight is just a really big deal for me.
So many people pulled up, showed love.
- Yes!
- They were enjoying themselves;
they were talking to new people.
I'm just so proud right now.
We came here to level up, and we did just that.
[cheers and applause] - House Party New York.
- ♪ Who's gonna hold you down ♪
♪ When I'm away ♪
♪ Will you still feel the same ♪
♪ If you could take it ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- How you like the show, though?
- I--I loved the show. - Okay.
- But this is kind of like that icebreaker I needed,
'cause I'm about to talk to P'Jae--
- Well, hey-- - I'm glad the laughs
kind of, like, lightened the mood,
you know what I'm talking about?
- What's up, Jay?
- Ah! [laughs]
- Good to see you, my boy.
- What's up, what's up, what's up with you, my boy?
- What's up, baby? - I didn't know y'all was boys.
- Yeah, bro, we go back from hoop shit.
- Hoop shit, hoop shit. - Oh, it's the man of the hour!
It's the man of the hour!
all: Oh!
- It's the man of the hour!
Yeah!
- I respect and I fuck with everything you did.
That was funny. - I appreciate it.
I appreciate it. - I fucked with it.
- I will say after being up there, I'm quitting my job.
- 'Ey, okay. - Oh.
- It's out; I'm out. - Fuck them kids.
Fuck them kids. Fuck them kids.
- Bruh, bruh...
- Y'all [indistinct], you know what I mean?
Like, how did that feel? - It was tough.
You know that's my road dog.
I got to show her, okay, this is what I can do.
Whether or not you in town or not,
I gotta--I got to rock and roll and do my thing.
This was my first official show, thanks to P'Jae.
So I appreciate you, P'Jae, I appreciate that.
- I appreciate that. - My nigga did his shit too.
Come on, now.
- I just don't want it to be bad energy.
I'd be lying if I say for me, my mission tonight
wasn't to get you guys to have a conversation.
- Chop it up, bro.
Y'all got to chop it up .
- On some solo, not in this group.
- On some solo shit, not this group shit.
- ♪ Put your mans down when the sun go down ♪
♪ For the ones I love, I burned down the whole town ♪
- I hear Rob, and I appreciate him
wanting to dead this, but at this moment,
you know, I'm not really feeling that, bro.
I'm trying to protect my energy,
and I don't think the conversation
is going to be productive, so
I ain't really trying to do all that right now.
- I've seen times where it's, like,
you were, like, arguing with females.
So I had something to say, you know what I mean?
- Arguing with females.
I never argued with women.
Shit just got out of hand.
I feel like you don't really have the right to speak on,
because you don't really see us interact.
Like, me and Ty were friends, right?
And I mentioned to Ty.
- We've never been close, bro.
- I hope people don't think it's personal.
- You gonna follow me on Instagram,
it's personal, bro, like, what the fuck?
- Like, I don't think nothing was personal.
What happened with me and you is,
it could have happened to anybody that--
that was in that situation that you put--
that you put yourself in, you know what I mean?
- Put myself in that situation? - For sure.
- Damn, man, honestly, he just, like,
talking in circles and making things worse.
Why are we talking right now?
I feel you want to protect your girl, but in that instance,
you ain't got to protect nobody,
because nobody is attacking nobody.
- Yeah, and I don't even think it was me protecting Ty at all.
It was just-- - So what was it?
- It was respect.
- From who?
- You was kind of like--
like, combative, and what I was trying
to de-escalate the situation.
- I was combative?
- Yeah. - In what situation, bro?
- Whatever led to the altercation.
Bro, Ty was already going at--
going through the roof. - Yeah.
- Rob was going through the roof.
- Facts. All right.
- That's a mistake, bro, that's not--
- It's a--is it a personal issue?
- It's not-- - Like, what's really good?
- You gotta stop interrupting me, dude.
I wasn't on ten at all, bro.
You guys haven't seen me on ten, bro.
It's just--it's just-- - Whatever--whatever
to get to--whatever level you were going,
explain what--explain your actions.
- I'm doing it, you just interrupted me.
- Go ahead. - I'm saying
you kind of amped it up and was just, like,
it irritated me, bro. - For you to say that
it was, like, no personal energy to--
- I don't know you, bro, I don't really care to--
- I think that's cap, bro. I think that's cap.
For your energy to be like what it was
and on ten, or whatever--
- My energy wasn't on ten.
- It got to it.
- Bro, I just don't like you.
You had to get checked, bro.
- I didn't get a good check by nobody.
- You did. - Check is a strong word, bro--
- So you want me to use a different vocabulary
for checked or like--
- Do you--do you not remember the shit?
- Here's my thing.
Y'all relationship is fresh to where it's, like,
me and Rob is kind of--we've been rocking
to where it's, like, even where I told you, like,
I've talked shit about you, bro,
Rob has been right there next to me.
So when it came to the whole situation,
that Bri shit, bro, what the fuck?
Like, you defended a nigga that we done, like,
kind of talk shit about.
- So you're saying Rob was talking shit about me?
[dramatic music]
- I mean, in a sense.
Rob. - Hey, Rob.
- Why'd y'all call me over?
It feels like y'all are getting through it.
- He was saying that prior to all this,
y'all used to kick it and talk,
and y'all both felt some type of way about me
or, like, talking shit behind my back or whatever.
♪ ♪
[Nipsey Hussle's "Zero Tolerance"]
- ♪ Look, see I done came a long way ♪
♪ Don't play with me the wrong way ♪
♪ Zero tolerance, my nerves bad ♪
♪ Screaming fuck my enemies, because they deserve that ♪
♪ Fuck these niggas, fuck these bitches too ♪
♪ They just mad they not as rich as you ♪
♪ Fuck these bitches, fuck these niggas too ♪
- Hey. - We're going up!
- Yeah, we're moving up. - Yeah!
We pulled that shit off!
Whoo! - We nailed it.
♪ ♪
- Wow, you look fucking great, girl.
- And me and Amanda were shooting that shit back, like.
- Good job. As you should,
as you always will. - Yes, good.
- ♪ Fuck these niggas, fuck these bitches too, why ♪
♪ They just mad they not as rich as you, fact ♪
♪ Fuck these bitches, fuck these niggas too, why ♪
♪ They just mad they not as rich as you ♪
- Shot it up!
- 'Ey! - Legacy Table!
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪